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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10...
00:01:13...
00:01:20...
00:01:22...
00:01:23...
00:01:25...
00:01:26...
00:01:29I'm sorry I got over zealous
00:01:38Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42You see me?
00:01:51Break up?
00:02:00Yep
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:27That's all this is, is an invitation for something more
00:02:31Oh, of course not
00:02:33I would never take advantage
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:49To heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
00:02:53And a great day
00:03:20I love you, my friends
00:03:21I love you, my friends
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:49Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:01Jake, oh, wait. I'm so, so sorry. I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin. She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:29So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52It looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46I hear you.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48I'm off.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:50See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58Come in.
00:20:58What's that?
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser I would never
00:21:48Okay, there goes I
00:21:52Dropped out of law school. I
00:21:54Was really good at it, but it's one summer. I took this internship at this huge law firm and
00:22:01They were horrible to me
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again and bet you'd be good at it and I think you'd look
00:22:19pretty good in a power pants
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:29You know I I
00:22:31Was just fired
00:22:33Rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge
00:22:40So you work in tech yeah, yep, I work in tech
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer ask Jake what he does for a living, what do you do
00:22:56for a living?
00:22:58Told you I'm in tech
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean tell the truth I?
00:23:07Work in
00:23:12For a startup very secret startup
00:23:17unfortunately, I
00:23:19Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA so I just
00:23:22Oh, I I totally understand. Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me
00:23:32Please I promise
00:23:36What is happening? Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him. Maybe a little pain is in order. Dustin, you're up
00:23:50All right, you two, I'm master Allison and I'll be instructing you today first things first
00:23:55We're gonna get a feel for your training level. Let's do you first doll
00:24:00Her name's Lily. Okay, Lily doll. Let's see what you got. There's some one-two combos. Just off the menu
00:24:09Yeah, all right a little harder. Let's go. All right. Yeah, you can do a little harder. Boom, boom. Good.
00:24:14Good job
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:18Hey, that's enough
00:24:22You okay? Yeah, fine. Just there's something I should probably tell you
00:24:26All right, next, bud. Come in. Say ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33No, not me. Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass
00:24:38What what's he talking about Jake? I don't know but this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:48Jake, I promise you you don't need to do this. Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it
00:24:53I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry
00:25:09I can't pretend to shoot
00:25:11This guy's deal
00:25:12I don't know but just stay here for a minute. There's something I need to show you
00:25:17Hey, Lily wait. He's crazy
00:25:25That was amazing
00:25:27I've been training for years
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me but the next time I ask if I need help
00:25:52Let's get out of here
00:25:58Date number four
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just right there
00:26:18You know you didn't have to bring me home
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you
00:27:01Come here and I'll show you
00:27:03All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:06All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:06I wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:13Sometimes you can see things when it in time
00:27:18It seems
00:27:20Don't forget so much
00:27:22Don't forget so much
00:27:22I wish you had a dream
00:27:23I wish you had a dream
00:27:23I wish you had a dream
00:27:36Like the next single body i've ever seen
00:27:48It's yours
00:27:52You can touch me
00:28:06Hold on a second
00:28:07It's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12Please stop
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you
00:28:20So much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27We have to wait
00:28:29For the app
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:32The app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:40I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:46Okay
00:28:49Fine
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13It's time for the contingency
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily, please
00:29:42Just tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me
00:29:45We'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49Okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53Tell me where she is
00:29:55There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you
00:29:58Who I'm talking about
00:30:06It was just here
00:30:08What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes
00:30:13Of some woman
00:30:13In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:23In here
00:30:25You
00:30:25Are the only person
00:30:26I want to make it
00:30:27In my apartment, Lily
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38You won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:53What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59Right now
00:31:06Baby, it's you
00:31:09It's you
00:31:13It's you
00:31:17It's you
00:31:18It's you
00:31:22Walk out that door
00:31:36Jake, stop
00:31:41Sorry
00:31:44I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47Want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:48I'm still shaken up
00:31:50By those photos
00:31:52And you know what
00:31:54Love swipe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay
00:32:01Yeah
00:32:03We can wait
00:32:05I would never want to
00:32:06Pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14As soon as love swipe
00:32:15Gives us permission
00:32:18You can have me
00:32:20All of me
00:32:22All of me
00:32:22All of me
00:32:23All of me
00:32:23All of me
00:32:24All of me
00:32:26All of me
00:32:29All of me
00:32:30All of me
00:32:31All of me
00:32:32All of me
00:32:33All of me
00:32:33All of me
00:32:34All of me
00:32:50Oh, no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't reasonably talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I don't know.
00:33:31She's small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:27I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:58I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:07I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course, I believe you.
00:35:25Just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:54So...
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super-rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:06If this app takes off,
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to a conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's...
00:36:22Perceived intuition is...
00:36:25Machine learning.
00:36:26From thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:10But excited.
00:37:13That's it, true.
00:37:14So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:29So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:37Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm pulling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm... I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not. I swear. I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23Not the more.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:26I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:40I'm sorry.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13so what's wrong with the app oh no nothing um that's actually what i wanted to talk to you
00:40:20about um i i was really hurting after we broke up so after a day or so i downloaded the
00:40:32app and
00:40:34i matched with someone and jake you were right what do you mean i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works and i'm proof i mean we are talking about getting married great well i'm i'm happy for
00:40:54you
00:40:56well what about you have you matched with anyone uh yeah yeah okay tell me about her
00:41:07is she pretty honestly it's things aren't going that well
00:41:16well you don't you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works you were right all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore well i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay just because me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her and i'm happy for you but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake i'm so sorry you're you're right again you know we're in love with other people and
00:42:15i need to respect that i'm sorry
00:42:28we got you jake let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is the two of you made me a liar i i can't even trust my own
00:42:49heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily screw you tim
00:43:04five minutes ago that asshole
00:43:16okay all right lily it's so good to see you okay what's going on do you think i'm an idiot
00:43:23jake
00:43:24no of course not then where is she who don't gaslight me i'm not crazy i i know you're hiding
00:43:32things from me okay i promise i'm not hiding anything from you liar you're lying to me i saw a
00:43:38video of
00:43:38the two of you kissing what video
00:43:47no no no this can't be happening again lily give me your phone
00:43:53just what i thought no traditional trace of malware so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because i was kissing another woman in it
00:44:13wait what are you saying that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but
00:44:23also
00:44:26extremely unstable
00:44:29but why was she here why were you kissing her she came over to tell me she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:38but then she she kissed me just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment i realized how much that i love you
00:44:53that you're the only person i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again take right you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry yeah you are will i see you again i don't know all i know is that i can't
00:45:24stand me the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:29will we wait
00:45:31lily
00:45:36oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:43now it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake right have been unmatched
00:45:57what
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:18i just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:46:21same one tragic as it is i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27clearly we have some issues and if i'm being honest i want to
00:46:31sex here a woman who's super intelligent ready for a real love
00:46:35jake wait
00:46:39i can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be lily might i say your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09damn so uh mitchell was it what do you do for a living isn't it obvious babe i get paid
00:47:18and i get
00:47:19you come again oh don't worry you will excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe isn't it obvious no it's not and you already said that
00:47:29sorry i'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake hey wait tonight's the night i'm gonna tell lily the truth about
00:47:46creating love swipe and if she'll have me i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait let go of my arm hey the app hooked us up babe we're soulmates meant to be i
00:48:02don't love
00:48:02you i love jake i love jake
00:48:08i love jake and i need to go right now hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait jake jake wait
00:48:36please it's not what it seems really really because i just watched you kiss another man that
00:48:42wasn't me on our seventh day please let me explain now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you and you broke it off you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest with each other but you're lying to my face
00:49:08i'm not lying to you
00:49:15love swipe matched me with that stupid meathead i i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him when he kissed me
00:49:28i realized the only person i wanted to kiss was you please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all that happened today that i called you and we unmatched and i broke up with
00:49:45you yes why would i lie about that it's not safe we gotta go lily
00:49:51jake you're scaring me what do you mean it's not you trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin they moved overseas so it's all mine now i come here when i want to
00:50:09get
00:50:09away from everything i don't understand why is it safe here no cell phone service no internet
00:50:19it's just us here okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the
00:50:26woods please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember my ex-girlfriend i told you about police yeah there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the other day i broke up with her i'll kill i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said what i'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place i feel like we're safe i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds unwell
00:51:21wow you look so beautiful lolly you look very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean come with me and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day but i'm thankful you're here me too
00:52:11you know jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:17you know on the seventh date
00:52:21love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:29to what
00:52:34to be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says something
00:52:44put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:49silence underneath your flame cut the cords around me as i speak your name
00:52:55it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:15this ends now
00:53:21i am going to win jake back even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock once
00:53:27and for all
00:53:38last night was i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens just come to my place and we'll deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me nothing could keep me from you not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09don't worry about me
00:54:20okay
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02That's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:46This was a greatealer.
00:55:47This is a great time for everybody.
00:55:47I have to walk you with your favorite bar.
00:55:50You'll be a kid.
00:55:50I'll walk you through the door.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Please.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48So was you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut.
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's all right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, stop this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:19Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25You're not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21It's not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34Oh, baby.
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Android can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:07I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I help create this app
01:02:20because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves
01:02:22to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:32true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38so
01:02:46Lily New Buck
01:02:48will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:58yes, Jake,
01:03:03my
01:03:03my
01:03:03Mr. Right
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:10I will marry you.
01:03:12and you make it make sense
01:03:19how our hope can be done with you
01:03:23who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who still lies
01:03:27believe in your plans
01:03:34You or me, I have to come here.
01:03:37I have to come here.
01:03:37What are you talking about?
01:03:38travel
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