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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh, my God!
00:01:10I will be the next guy!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:24Oh!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:32Oh!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend.
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:02:06And tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend.
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink?
00:02:22And you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53Hey, it's a heartbreak.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:17when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name...
00:06:31It just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All.
00:07:33Mine.
00:07:38Mmm.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn back.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21It's okay.
00:08:22Hey, Lily.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:26and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03Last three years of my life
00:11:04has led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:38What?
00:13:57I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried. A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it. When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10Oh, I'm so sorry. I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:30It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?!
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake. Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps. They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?!
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42What stance?
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:45Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46You're being stiff.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Come in.
00:20:58Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:01Ooh.
00:21:08Ooh.
00:21:16Ooh.
00:21:16Ooh.
00:21:16Ooh.
00:21:17Ooh.
00:21:20Ooh.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:25All right.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:59And they were horrible to me.
00:22:05I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in a...
00:23:13For a startup.
00:23:13Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:28Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder, let's go.
00:24:11All right, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next, bud.
00:24:27Come in.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl.
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Until next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Let's get out of here.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to... bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:08Let's get out of here.
00:27:21We should have a dream.
00:27:33You have the most... beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:17I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I...
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:00Uh...
00:29:03That was too damn close for comforts.
00:29:07Ugh...
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:35What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:14You...
00:31:20You...
00:31:22You...
00:31:23You...
00:31:24You...
00:31:24You...
00:31:25You...
00:31:27You...
00:31:28You...
00:31:31Okay.
00:31:35Take...
00:31:36Stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45I'm sorry, I just, I really want to.
00:31:48It's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's vibe gives us permission, you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:32Yes.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25What the...
00:33:26I wasn't really talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I don't know.
00:33:31It's too small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth, and then
00:33:52he'll be mine again.
00:33:54I tell my friends to meet Han yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you, and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:25Just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:32I'm sorry.
00:35:37Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:55What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Sure, you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy.
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:06If this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition as machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:37Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:47I swear, I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23No, you said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:37I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:07I'm sorry.
00:40:13so what's wrong with the app oh no nothing um that's actually what i wanted to talk to you
00:40:20about um i i was really hurting after we broke up so after a day or so i downloaded the
00:40:32app and
00:40:34i matched with someone and jake you were right what do you mean i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works and i'm proof i mean we are talking about getting married great well i'm i'm happy for
00:40:54you well what about you have you matched with anyone uh yeah yeah okay tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty honestly it's things aren't going that well
00:41:16well you don't you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works you were right all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore well
00:41:33i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:42we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay just because me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her and i'm happy for you but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake i'm so sorry you're you're right again you know we're in love with other
00:42:14people and i need to respect that i'm sorry
00:42:28gotcha jake let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is the two of you made me a liar i i can't even trust my own
00:42:49heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily
00:42:53screw you tim
00:43:05five minutes ago that asshole
00:43:15game all right
00:43:18lily so good to see
00:43:21okay what's going on do you think i'm an idiot jake
00:43:24no of course not then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me i'm not crazy i i know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay i promise i'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me i saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:49lily give me your phone
00:43:53just what i thought
00:43:55no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because i was kissing another woman in it
00:44:13wait what are you saying
00:44:15that woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:23but also extremely unstable
00:44:29but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48i realized how much that i love you
00:44:53that you're the only person i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will i see you again
00:45:20i don't know
00:45:23all i know is that i can't stand me the same room as you right now
00:45:29will we wait
00:45:31lily
00:45:36oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:41now
00:45:43it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake right have been unmatched
00:45:57what
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits with your new match
00:46:05mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:18i just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:46:21same one
00:46:22tragic as it is i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27clearly we have some issues and if i'm being honest
00:46:30i want to sex here a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love
00:46:34jake wait
00:46:38i can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:47:01you must be lily
00:47:04might i say
00:47:05your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh
00:47:12mitchell was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17i get paid and i get laid
00:47:19come again
00:47:19oh don't worry you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe isn't it obvious
00:47:25no it's not and you already said that
00:47:29sorry i'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs
00:47:38you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45i'm gonna tell lily the truth about creating
00:47:47love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01i don't love you i love jake
00:48:05i love jake
00:48:08i love jake
00:48:09i love jake
00:48:10and i need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait
00:48:31jake
00:48:32jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:39really
00:48:40really because i just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08i'm not
00:49:09lying to you
00:49:15love swipe matched me with that stupid meathead
00:49:18i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27i realized the only person i wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38didn't it all that happened
00:49:40today
00:49:42that i called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and i broke up with you
00:49:45i guess why would i lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go lily
00:49:51dick you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean it's not safe
00:49:53trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:08i come here when i want to get away from everything
00:50:11i don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay jake i need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend i told you about
00:50:36police
00:50:38yeah
00:50:39there's something i need to tell you
00:50:44the day
00:50:46i broke up with her
00:50:50i'll kill
00:50:50i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what i'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07i feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:11i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:24lovely
00:51:26you look
00:51:28very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much
00:51:34i wish this was our seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06but i'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:11jake i
00:52:12i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:16you know on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:21love swipe
00:52:22gives couples the option
00:52:24to
00:52:29to what
00:52:35be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says
00:52:40i'll see you
00:52:41i'll see you
00:52:42put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you
00:52:46can't be
00:52:47tamed
00:52:48silence underneath
00:52:50your flame
00:52:52cut the cords around me
00:52:54as i speak
00:52:55your name
00:52:56it's never gonna be
00:52:58the same
00:53:00even though i loved you
00:53:01it was all
00:53:02in vain
00:53:16this ends
00:53:17now
00:53:21i am going to win jake back
00:53:23even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock
00:53:26once and for all
00:53:38last night was
00:53:39i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:05nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:36you want to
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43long guard bitch
00:54:47to love
00:54:47and to love swipe
00:54:52meet jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:59aww the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:04it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back
00:55:09you guys need to calm down
00:55:11i'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams
00:55:15amazing
00:55:42and
00:55:44thank you
00:55:53nice to meet you two both without disguises i'm jake by the way i'm tim tanya
00:56:01you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls i think she's had enough hurt for one month don't
00:56:07you think touche have you seen lily love swipes said i was supposed to meet her at her apartment
00:56:13but she's not there it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge
00:56:18she said that's where you two had your first date
00:56:28lily
00:56:45please it was you it's always you
00:56:55where are you please
00:57:01my cabin lily
00:57:04you made me hurt her
00:57:15i don't want to hurt you i just wanted jake back but then he fell for you
00:57:21i don't get mad that he never loved you
00:57:25do you even know who i am his crazy ex-girlfriend
00:57:30i was his partner his closest collaborator on behalf of the man i love
00:57:38oh you still don't get it do you you little slut
00:57:41jake and i are app developers jake is the creator of
00:57:45let it go please
00:57:49i don't think so jake
00:57:50dustin
00:57:52jake don't embarrass yourself we all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight
00:58:07you should know not to hit girls
00:58:09some guys only learn the hard way
00:58:18jake you came for me
00:58:19of course i did
00:58:21you might go
00:58:25not so fast
00:58:29step away from her jake
00:58:30please don't do this please
00:58:33you don't get to tell me what i can do
00:58:36now step
00:58:38okay
00:58:39okay
00:58:46now here's what's gonna happen jake
00:58:48i am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:57i'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head
00:59:02got it
00:59:04one
00:59:05jake what is she saying
00:59:08two
00:59:09jake
00:59:12three
00:59:12wait
00:59:15okay
00:59:16police
00:59:18i'll tell her
00:59:19you want to toy with me jake
00:59:21not
00:59:21i promise
00:59:25she's right
00:59:27police and i weren't just a couple
00:59:29we collaborated
00:59:30we made
00:59:33dating apps together
00:59:35last month
00:59:36we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet
00:59:42love swipe
00:59:44i created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time
00:59:47so you
00:59:49you lied to me
00:59:52yes
00:59:54you manipulated
00:59:55yes
00:59:58but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01i've realized something even more important
01:00:05i don't love you lily
01:00:11i thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life
01:00:16show me how to find real love
01:00:19i trusted
01:00:20what we created
01:00:22police
01:00:23but i was wrong
01:00:26i don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match
01:00:30i matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for love swipe
01:00:35you're my best friend
01:00:38my confidant
01:00:40my lover
01:00:43you are a
01:00:44brilliant
01:00:46beautiful
01:00:46and powerful woman
01:00:49i need to tell you something that
01:00:51i've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:55tell me
01:00:56and i'm yours
01:00:59i'm sorry
01:01:00i did it again
01:01:03freeze
01:01:04android can see them
01:01:20i'll kill you jake wright
01:01:21you are a liar and a monster
01:01:23how could you
01:01:25how could you do this to me
01:01:27i still love you
01:01:30jake
01:01:31i can't
01:01:32lily
01:01:34i'm sorry
01:01:36i'm sorry i lied to you
01:01:38i just needed to trust you
01:01:41in my heart
01:01:43if you can forgive me
01:01:45i'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you
01:01:52i love you
01:01:54i forgive you
01:01:55jake i
01:01:56i forgive you
01:02:09oh there he is
01:02:11cheers jake
01:02:14thanks for coming everybody
01:02:17i helped create this app because
01:02:20i believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:26i use love swipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:29i found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love
01:02:38so
01:02:46lilly new book
01:02:48will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife
01:02:58yes
01:03:02yes jake
01:03:03my mr wright
01:03:04i will marry you
01:03:17and you make it make sense
01:03:19how i hope can you bring it to me
01:03:23who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who used to lie
01:03:27believe in your plans
01:03:29and you make it to me
01:03:29you know
01:03:29you're not
01:03:29you may need to answer
01:03:35you knows
01:03:36that you don't wanna
01:03:36you gotta be
01:03:36I don't wanna
01:03:36know
01:03:36you don't wanna
01:03:37you love me
01:03:37you relationships
01:03:37you 아이
01:03:38you
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