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Fired, Then I Won the Super Bowl [ SHORT DRAMA WITH HIGH QUALITY 2026 ]
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00:00:09If he's got the ball, time's running out.
00:00:12If he's scored this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the end of the finals.
00:00:24let's go
00:00:25come on
00:00:2820
00:00:29here we go
00:00:38wow
00:00:40oh
00:00:42fuck
00:00:44oh my
00:00:45fucking leg
00:00:51You just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I didn't still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet.
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15You could have gone pro.
00:01:16Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off of this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You come right up here, right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Three in the game.
00:02:13Come on, three in the game.
00:02:14One, two, three.
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket
00:03:36and his whistle?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39Oh, man.
00:03:41Oh, yeah.
00:03:43Oh, yeah.
00:03:43What the hell are you doing?
00:03:52What the hell are you doing?
00:04:02Wes, you bastard.
00:04:04I win the game for you today
00:04:05and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:07Wes, are you okay?
00:04:09Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off
00:04:14and you're here cheating,
00:04:16doing drugs,
00:04:17and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me
00:04:20what's wrong?
00:04:21You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2732 years old
00:04:28and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:30My friends all live in mansions
00:04:31and drive fancy cars
00:04:32and I'm stuck with a loser like you.
00:04:34I got a raise.
00:04:36I came here to tell you,
00:04:38we don't have to worry
00:04:39about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:42You're an assistant coach.
00:04:44What could you possibly make?
00:04:45Three grand?
00:04:46Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted,
00:04:51when am I supposed to get my mansion
00:04:52and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:55Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:03No, you can't do this.
00:05:05I won the game for you today.
00:05:07If it wasn't for me,
00:05:08the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:11I'm the head coach.
00:05:13A busted leg loser like you
00:05:15deserves nothing
00:05:16but to be crushed
00:05:17under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes, right.
00:05:20Your whole month's salary
00:05:22couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:24Thinking you could give me
00:05:25a rich life?
00:05:26Keep dreaming.
00:05:32Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us,
00:05:38what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:42Let's go.
00:05:43Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:50Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:52All you should be worried about
00:05:53is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1225,000 passing yards.
00:06:14Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:15Are you really going to end your career
00:06:16as an assistant coach?
00:06:18Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:21Mr. Vincent,
00:06:22this is Grace Taylor,
00:06:23owner of the Knights.
00:06:25I'd like to offer you
00:06:26the position of head coach.
00:06:28Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:30How's that?
00:06:37You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:39Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:41As long as you're willing to join us
00:06:43and give us your loyalty,
00:06:45salary's not a problem.
00:06:46Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:48Besides, the Eagles,
00:06:50they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing
00:06:54they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:56My team is going to treat you
00:06:58with the respect you deserve.
00:07:00Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:03Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us
00:07:08as head coach.
00:07:09And I am adding him
00:07:11to our player roster.
00:07:13Twisting Kicks?
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:14Why are you registering him
00:07:16as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be
00:07:18our new head coach?
00:07:19Plus, estĆ” viejo.
00:07:21Okay, do you remember
00:07:22about 10 years ago
00:07:23there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:26All-American.
00:07:28His name was Ted.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:30He broke his leg
00:07:31during the championship.
00:07:32If that hadn't happened,
00:07:33he would have been
00:07:33a superstar by now.
00:07:36Ya va, Marica.
00:07:38You're saying
00:07:38he's back Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marica.
00:07:41I've already had him
00:07:42checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side,
00:07:45we're definitely winning
00:07:46the championship.
00:07:51Boo!
00:07:55Hey, buddy.
00:07:56You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:58Not for long.
00:07:59That's how long
00:08:00you'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:03This is the worst team
00:08:04in the division.
00:08:05There's no reason
00:08:06for it to be this close.
00:08:08Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:13What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:17You were winning so easy before.
00:08:19They must have
00:08:20studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked out.
00:08:24We won't lose again.
00:08:26When Ted was here,
00:08:27he always changed
00:08:28our plays on the fly.
00:08:29We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If you were here today,
00:08:33we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:33Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:37You mean that assistant
00:08:39that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran,
00:08:47he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game
00:08:50is because I gave him
00:08:52the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like
00:08:55all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:57Wow!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless,
00:09:05good riddance.
00:09:07But you listen to me, West.
00:09:10If you lose to a bunch of
00:09:12pussies like that again,
00:09:13I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won
00:09:24was because we followed
00:09:24Ted's game plan.
00:09:25I never should have fired him
00:09:27in the heat of the moment.
00:09:34This...
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running
00:09:50the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to 15 at half,
00:09:55okay?
00:09:55You scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant
00:09:59dumped by his wife.
00:10:01What gives you the right
00:10:02to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:05Me.
00:10:09Scott,
00:10:11if you want to win this game,
00:10:12you will run my plays.
00:10:15Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Edmund,
00:10:20you're benched.
00:10:21You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me?
00:10:27Look,
00:10:27you may be the best player
00:10:29on our team,
00:10:30but I don't need a player
00:10:31who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34You plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay,
00:10:36no one can make a perfect
00:10:3840-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be
00:10:41the head coach
00:10:42or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Ooh!
00:10:57Is that hard?
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:21That last throw was
00:11:22almost 90 yards
00:11:22and he nailed it.
00:11:24Come on,
00:11:24nobody's that good.
00:11:25Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:27Guys,
00:11:27I got a whole book of plays,
00:11:28okay?
00:11:29And look,
00:11:29I know a bunch of you guys
00:11:30don't trust me,
00:11:31but I promise you,
00:11:32if you follow my plays,
00:11:34we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean,
00:11:38we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:39Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose,
00:11:43we'll show you
00:11:43you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:54That fast?
00:11:55Wait,
00:11:55is this playbook actually working?
00:11:58Is this playbook actually working?
00:12:04It's moving like a dead start.
00:12:07And that's the game!
00:12:09Knights take the win!
00:12:11Let's go!
00:12:13A win like this?
00:12:14We never even dreamed of.
00:12:16Following this place,
00:12:17we actually crushed it.
00:12:19Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:20let's go!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:40Yes!
00:12:42Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:43We're our team,
00:12:44we're our team!
00:12:51The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:54rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:59Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:02have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:05Losers, go home.
00:13:06You're a damn straight.
00:13:07Get off the field.
00:13:09You can't even win against the worst teams in the league.
00:13:18And you, if your plays get worse every damn game,
00:13:22how are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:24Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:27nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last two games.
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:33We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:35Well, right.
00:13:36The next game, the semifinals, gets tonight.
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:41every fucking morning you're fired.
00:13:44No, we already got nothing wrong with the way it's called Ted.
00:13:47Wait a second.
00:13:48Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:54How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:58The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:14:00Now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:01made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:03Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:05When he was around,
00:14:06we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:08For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:10you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:13Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:15He got a few tricks for me.
00:14:16Now he thinks you're some genius fucking coach.
00:14:19Please,
00:14:20beating him will be easy.
00:14:23If you can't even win
00:14:25against that loser,
00:14:27every swinging dick here
00:14:29can pack their bags.
00:14:35Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:37With him around,
00:14:38we might actually win the championship.
00:14:42Is that what you all want?
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45You all want Ted back?
00:14:46Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy
00:14:48with fucking Ted!
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:55guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:59Fine.
00:15:00I'll bring him back.
00:15:06Mr. Vincent,
00:15:07you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:09Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:13No, I, uh...
00:15:15I believe in my team.
00:15:17A lot of you stick to my game plan.
00:15:19The Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:22But from what I've heard,
00:15:23you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:26What makes you so confident?
00:15:28Confident in what?
00:15:31His own delusions.
00:15:33This guy's a clown
00:15:34who loves to talk big.
00:15:40What are you doing here?
00:15:42I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:44Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:45All you have to do is
00:15:47apologize.
00:15:48Right here,
00:15:49in front of everyone.
00:15:50and maybe I'll let you crawl back
00:15:53and be my assistant coach.
00:15:55Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:57You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:59Cut!
00:16:01Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:03Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:06Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:09He should be thanking us.
00:16:11I'm not going back.
00:16:13Don't tell me you actually think
00:16:16you can win on your own.
00:16:17Guys like you,
00:16:18born at the bottom,
00:16:19don't get to be champions.
00:16:20Ever.
00:16:22She's right.
00:16:23But trash,
00:16:24like you,
00:16:26belongs on a trash team.
00:16:27Good night.
00:16:35What is this?
00:16:39Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:43Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:45One of our players
00:16:46could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:48You'll never beat us.
00:16:58I'll say it one last time.
00:17:00I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:02Oh, right.
00:17:03You're doing this for the race, right?
00:17:05Fine.
00:17:06Uh,
00:17:07how about 500 more in my life?
00:17:09That's what you want, right?
00:17:10You should take it, Ted.
00:17:12With that 500,
00:17:13maybe you could finally pay
00:17:14your damn utility bills.
00:17:18500?
00:17:20Is that all you thought?
00:17:22Pathetic.
00:17:29Mr. Vincent?
00:17:31Here's your bonus
00:17:32for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:35$3 million.
00:17:46$3 million.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:52My loser ex-husband
00:17:53just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:55The task will be fake.
00:17:56You two are putting on a show for us.
00:18:01So the Eagles want to bring back
00:18:03a fired coach?
00:18:05Let me guess.
00:18:07Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:09You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:11and now you want Ted
00:18:12to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:13Bullshit.
00:18:15You only got a few tricks
00:18:17from me.
00:18:19Only a shit team like yours
00:18:20would treat him like
00:18:21he's some kind of genius.
00:18:23Judging by your recent record,
00:18:25looks like our shit team
00:18:27could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:30With ease, bitch.
00:18:33Just wait until
00:18:35when I beat you.
00:18:37Maybe if you come crawling back,
00:18:40I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:42Hey,
00:18:44the Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:46All right.
00:18:49Let's go.
00:18:54The Knights,
00:18:56who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:58have made a miracle run
00:18:59all the way to the semifinals.
00:19:01But today,
00:19:02they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:05Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:07Let's stay tuned
00:19:08for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:12Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights!
00:19:15All right, boys.
00:19:16Come on.
00:19:16Take a knee.
00:19:16Take a knee.
00:19:17Listen up.
00:19:18I know that team over there
00:19:20is strong, all right?
00:19:21No one expects us to win.
00:19:23Now, I promise you,
00:19:25this team will go down
00:19:27if we run my plays.
00:19:29We will walk out of here
00:19:31with a win.
00:19:31I can promise you that.
00:19:33Yes, sir.
00:19:34Coach,
00:19:35we trust you completely.
00:19:37All right, fellas.
00:19:38Let's go get this win.
00:19:39All right, boys.
00:19:39Bring it in.
00:19:40Hands in the middle.
00:19:41Barton,
00:19:42this one's on you.
00:19:43All right.
00:19:43Win on three.
00:19:44Win on me.
00:19:44One, two, three.
00:19:45Win!
00:19:45Let's go, boys!
00:19:46Let's go!
00:19:51Ted,
00:19:52I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:55The beer is just not suitable
00:19:57for a game of this caliber.
00:19:59It's for poor people.
00:20:00People of class.
00:20:03Like us.
00:20:04Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:08Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:10I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:12I need a win.
00:20:13Relax.
00:20:15This is a sure win.
00:20:17Make sure you get your money.
00:20:18Their team's combined worth
00:20:20is $30 million.
00:20:21This guy right here,
00:20:23$40 million.
00:20:24How are they supposed
00:20:25to compete with that?
00:20:26Well,
00:20:27as you know,
00:20:28I don't give a fuck
00:20:29about football.
00:20:30But I do care about winning.
00:20:33I'm counting on you
00:20:34to get this across the line.
00:20:36To victory.
00:20:39Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:42Get him!
00:20:46Come on, coach.
00:20:47Push through!
00:20:49Block!
00:20:50Here we go.
00:20:51Good, good.
00:20:57First game night.
00:20:59Right from the start,
00:21:00the Knights are off
00:21:01to a blazing start.
00:21:03Scott drives it home
00:21:04for the first touchdown.
00:21:06What the fuck is happening?
00:21:10The Knights tactics
00:21:11are clearly working.
00:21:13The Eagles haven't scored
00:21:14a single point
00:21:15in the first half.
00:21:16Would they be pulling
00:21:17off a miracle today?
00:21:17They're a bunch
00:21:18of third-rate players
00:21:19with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:21Why the fuck
00:21:21are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:23You fucking idiot.
00:21:24I thought you said
00:21:25this would be no problem.
00:21:26What the fuck
00:21:27am I paying you for?
00:21:28It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:29It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:30He was my assistant.
00:21:31He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:33But what are you
00:21:33gonna do about it?
00:21:35I have a plan
00:21:36to turn this around.
00:21:38Trust me.
00:21:39You better not be
00:21:40bullshitting me.
00:21:41I swear to God
00:21:42that if I can't leave
00:21:44this team to victory,
00:21:46I'll resign.
00:21:48This is your last chance, son.
00:21:50Last chance.
00:21:51Am I clear?
00:21:52Don't fuck it up.
00:21:54Shit.
00:21:55Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:57Kent!
00:21:59What's up, coach?
00:22:00That broke-ass team's
00:22:02only got one star player?
00:22:04Quarterback.
00:22:05Take him out.
00:22:07They can't win this game.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:11Go!
00:22:24Messi, you're gonna
00:22:25take him now?
00:22:26Why?
00:22:27It's broken.
00:22:29Oh, come on!
00:22:32The Knights' score
00:22:33stands.
00:22:34But the injured player
00:22:36looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:37Let's hope for a
00:22:38speedy recovery.
00:22:39What are we doing?
00:22:40That's rough in the past.
00:22:40That's a 15-yard penalty,
00:22:42you idiot.
00:22:42Don't make me kick you
00:22:44out of the game, coach.
00:22:49This is my house, boy!
00:22:51Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:53Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfuckers!
00:23:01Hey, hey!
00:23:01Listen to me!
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:03Are you blind?
00:23:04Vic!
00:23:05Vic!
00:23:05Vic!
00:23:06Vic!
00:23:06Vic!
00:23:07Vic!
00:23:07Vic!
00:23:07Vic!
00:23:08Coach, don't question me.
00:23:09You want to keep coaching?
00:23:10Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:14You son of a bitch.
00:23:15How much you paying these refs?
00:23:16Oh, who cares?
00:23:18Your only star player is out.
00:23:20You have no chance
00:23:21of winning this game today.
00:23:26I have cash to burn.
00:23:28Nobody can touch me.
00:23:30Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:34Good job.
00:23:34Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:39You're talented.
00:23:41Big fucking deal.
00:23:42One word from me,
00:23:43Henry gets you fired
00:23:44for leaking my place.
00:23:47The world belongs
00:23:48to people like us.
00:23:50Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:52Good luck.
00:23:54Call you back.
00:23:54I think she's calling you.
00:24:09The Eagles have taken the lead
00:24:11swiftly,
00:24:12and there's only
00:24:1310 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:15Looks as though the Knights
00:24:16might not pull off
00:24:17the miracle today.
00:24:19Three of our key players are out.
00:24:21If this keeps up,
00:24:22we're finished.
00:24:22Look, Wes obviously
00:24:24bribed the refs.
00:24:25Unless we can find
00:24:26someone who's good enough
00:24:27to dodge hits and score,
00:24:28we're done for.
00:24:30Come on, Coach.
00:24:30Somebody like that
00:24:31is top tier, at least.
00:24:32We're in the middle
00:24:33of a damn game.
00:24:34How are we supposed
00:24:34to find someone like that?
00:24:43All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:47Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:53Hold on, wait.
00:24:54Boss, what do you mean
00:24:55warm up?
00:24:57Ted, I did my research.
00:24:59You used to be a star.
00:25:01If it weren't for that accent,
00:25:02you'd be in the Hall of Fame
00:25:03by now.
00:25:04I need you to warm up.
00:25:06Ted.
00:25:07Ted Vincent.
00:25:08The same guy that me
00:25:09used to call the best player
00:25:10at NCAA?
00:25:12No way.
00:25:13You were my head coach?
00:25:18Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:19I can't just go out there
00:25:20and be a player.
00:25:22Actually, you can.
00:25:23I registered you as a player
00:25:25before we started.
00:25:28You're officially on the roster.
00:25:30You want to warm up?
00:25:40My legs healed,
00:25:41but I haven't played
00:25:42in so long.
00:25:44Can I really do this?
00:25:47Hey.
00:25:48You want that Super Bowl ring
00:25:49or not?
00:25:50Huh?
00:25:51You got this.
00:25:55Now,
00:25:57take the championship
00:25:58that belongs to me.
00:26:03maybe,
00:26:05maybe this is my last shot
00:26:07to step on that field
00:26:08as a player.
00:26:17The past injuries
00:26:18are behind me.
00:26:20They won't stop me now.
00:26:32All right.
00:26:34Let's crush them.
00:26:35Yeah!
00:27:19What is going on?
00:27:21Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:24No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:27It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:31Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:33Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:37You got that right.
00:27:39You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:42My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:44You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:46A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:48Good deal.
00:27:49I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:53Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:56What if I score?
00:27:58What if you score?
00:28:00Let's make it back.
00:28:02You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:05And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:08I'll give you some ice ready.
00:28:10You'll be facing the needle later.
00:28:17Game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:20I'm going to turn his face into big.
00:28:23Let's go.
00:28:36Let's do this.
00:28:41Let's do this.
00:28:43Let's do this.
00:29:05He threw that way too far.
00:29:07No one's catching that.
00:29:08He don't even know how to play.
00:29:09He's scared stiff.
00:29:11You scared him so bad he forgot how to play.
00:29:14Yeah, I got him.
00:29:15I got him stiff.
00:29:23Yeah!
00:29:31Holy guacamole.
00:29:32The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:36I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies
00:29:40and gentlemen.
00:29:41A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:42Has he lost his mind?
00:29:43Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:51Here!
00:30:05What a wild play.
00:30:07Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:25Best day on nights.
00:30:29He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:31Yes!
00:30:32Yes!
00:30:33I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:36I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:38Hang on.
00:30:39It was a fluke.
00:30:41He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:43Look at the score.
00:30:44He can't possibly come back.
00:30:46Exactly.
00:30:47I know him.
00:30:48He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:50There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:53Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:55No!
00:30:56Not again.
00:30:57I can't let him score again.
00:30:59I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:31:01No one.
00:31:05Lock on to him.
00:31:07If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:12It's too late, Ted.
00:31:14Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:18Ted, watch out!
00:31:31Ted scores again!
00:31:33Oh my gosh!
00:31:35Ted just slipped right through that tack and like it was nothing.
00:31:38Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:41He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:43God, he's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:46What?
00:31:48$100 million?
00:31:48At least.
00:31:51You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:53You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:55I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:56He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:58I-I-I don't...
00:31:59He's not supposed to be good.
00:32:01You idiot!
00:32:02You let this talent walk?
00:32:03Wes must go!
00:32:07Bro!
00:32:08This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:10I should never listen to you.
00:32:12There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:14If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:16I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:18Garcia!
00:32:30I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:35The Knights on offense now.
00:32:38Mike!
00:32:38He just sent the defense flying.
00:32:41That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:43That is unreal.
00:32:44They look unstoppable.
00:32:46Oh, it's my son.
00:32:48Hey!
00:32:48Hey!
00:32:49Time out!
00:32:49Time out!
00:32:55What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:57Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:33:01I don't know what's going on.
00:33:08You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:16What kind of slander is that?
00:33:17You call that slander?
00:33:19Look around, idiot!
00:33:21Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:25Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:27So what if I did?
00:33:29I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:31Go, go, go, go.
00:33:32Check for yourself.
00:33:33You'll find nothing.
00:33:36You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:40Please.
00:33:41Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:45You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:48Smart girl.
00:33:50Let me kiss.
00:33:54You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:59care.
00:34:00I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:34:06She's trash, and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:10But this game, I will win.
00:34:16The game continues.
00:34:18Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:24Oh my goodness.
00:34:26Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:28He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:31After this game, you're out.
00:34:33Don't panic, sir.
00:34:36I won't win.
00:34:37Stop him!
00:34:38Stop him!
00:34:48I can't believe it!
00:34:50Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:53Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:55Is he really 32?
00:34:57This is possible.
00:34:59Even juiced up, you can't stop Ted.
00:35:01Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:35:03After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:07You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:08You understand?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:17Yes.
00:35:25Unbelievable.
00:35:26The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:29Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33Ted!
00:35:33Ted!
00:35:34Ted!
00:35:34Ted!
00:35:36Ted!
00:35:36Ted!
00:35:37Ted!
00:35:40This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:43There's only one minute left.
00:35:44Ted's got the ball.
00:35:45He is leading the offense.
00:35:47Stop him!
00:35:48If you lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:52He throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:54It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:57Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:59See? I told you.
00:36:01I can't wait.
00:36:02They dragged us into overtime and then we'll crush them in.
00:36:18Hail Mary!
00:36:19My god, Ted just pulled up a game winning.
00:36:23Hail Mary!
00:36:31Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:34and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:37Yes!
00:36:39We did it!
00:36:45Thank you, Ted.
00:36:47We could not have done this without you.
00:36:50There's still what needed to be done.
00:36:51Yeah!
00:36:57If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now.
00:37:01Come on, I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:37:04Shut your fucking mouth.
00:37:06You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:11Yes, sir.
00:37:11Hey, Marika, ganamos!
00:37:19What are you doing here?
00:37:21I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:24Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:29What are you waiting for?
00:37:31Apologize to Ted.
00:37:32Now.
00:37:35I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:37I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:39I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:40Sorry.
00:37:41Now you're sorry?
00:37:43Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:46What do you say, Ted?
00:37:47Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:48I'll make you head coach.
00:37:50Give you $100,000 a month.
00:37:51Plus bonuses.
00:37:53Two million a year.
00:37:54Minimum.
00:37:54What?
00:37:55Two million a year?
00:37:56My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:38:00Seriously?
00:38:01Uh, boss.
00:38:03What about me?
00:38:05Shut the fuck up!
00:38:08You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:10Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:13Ted!
00:38:15I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together,
00:38:20okay?
00:38:24Back together.
00:38:25Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:30And you still love me, right?
00:38:36Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:42When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:50And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:56Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:59Let's go home and talk.
00:39:01Just the two of us.
00:39:02Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:05He has better options now.
00:39:09Better options.
00:39:11You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:14Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:18You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:22What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:28Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:32I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:37Uh, the...
00:39:39The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:42The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:49That's right.
00:39:51So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:56You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:59What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:40:03You bitch!
00:40:04You'll pay for this!
00:40:11Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:15Name your prize.
00:40:16Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:21They're gonna stick around here a while.
00:40:24You sure, son?
00:40:26Don't you wanna test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:32I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:36I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:39Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:41You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:43You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:45Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:50Sir?
00:40:51Sir?
00:40:51Please don't fire me!
00:40:55Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:58Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:59I lost our bet, parents fair, so you can hit me.
00:41:03If you want.
00:41:04We'll just call even.
00:41:06After, just come back.
00:41:07Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:09Come on!
00:41:11Hit me!
00:41:13Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:14I know you want to.
00:41:15I know you want to.
00:41:16I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:18You son of fucking your wife.
00:41:19Remember that?
00:41:20Fucking hit me!
00:41:35Don't.
00:41:38Don't.
00:41:40Ted.
00:41:43I will never forgive you.
00:41:47I will never forgive you.
00:41:49I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:50Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:53Coach West.
00:41:55We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:59Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:42:01You're banned from the NFL.
00:42:03For life.
00:42:04Please come with us.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06This...
00:42:07Ted.
00:42:08You gotta talk to him.
00:42:09If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:11Illegal s...
00:42:12I don't even...
00:42:12Please.
00:42:13Please!
00:42:14I'll do anything you want.
00:42:14I'll do anything.
00:42:16People like you...
00:42:18Are a disgrace...
00:42:20To the NFL.
00:42:23Wait!
00:42:23Skipped!
00:42:24Skipped!
00:42:26You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:28You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:31I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:37Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:44Um...
00:42:44I was thinking...
00:42:46Maybe...
00:42:47If you wanted...
00:42:48You could...
00:42:50Stay with me.
00:42:52For about a while.
00:42:54It's up to you.
00:42:55Alright.
00:42:57I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:43:01Exactly.
00:43:02It's way closer to the field.
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:10When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:11The best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:13Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:14Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:15I'm begging you, please.
00:43:16Let him go.
00:43:18Fuck off, mate.
00:43:21This is all your fault!
00:43:23If it weren't you, I'd still have one hell of a coach!
00:43:26Sir...
00:43:26Do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:29What are you getting at?
00:43:31Ted was my assistant.
00:43:32He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:33How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:35That bastard.
00:43:36No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:42Sir?
00:43:43You still own the Giants.
00:43:45They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:46If you give me another shot...
00:43:48I'll demolish him.
00:43:52And if you lose?
00:43:54Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:44:00I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:44:03Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:05We're taking him out.
00:44:06I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:09I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:12good day.
00:44:15Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:17You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:19That's fair.
00:44:20I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:22Don't worry sir.
00:44:24He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:27Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:41This is my house.
00:44:43And I have spare bedrooms so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:48It's usually just me.
00:44:49Where's the kitchen?
00:45:01And here's the couch.
00:45:03You should come sit.
00:45:05Alright, thanks.
00:45:11I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:13Alright, thanks.
00:45:15Casa es su casa.
00:45:18Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:37Close, close, close, close.
00:45:45Ow!
00:45:46What's up?
00:45:47Hey, you okay?
00:45:49I just pulled something.
00:45:54Okay, okay.
00:45:55Oh my god.
00:45:57Okay.
00:46:00Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:46:03Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:29Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:34Oh!
00:46:46I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:52Don't move.
00:46:53No.
00:47:12It's so much better.
00:47:15No.
00:47:16I'll go back.
00:47:18No.
00:47:19No, you're not.
00:47:19No, no.
00:47:20No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21No.
00:47:22Been so caught up with work the past couple years. I'll definitely make it back here tomorrow. Great, great
00:47:30I'll be waiting for you son
00:47:32Okay, bye
00:47:38Everything okay?
00:47:40Yeah
00:47:44It's just
00:47:47My grandpa's birthday tomorrow
00:47:50I haven't seen them in a long time
00:47:54Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you
00:48:00You know
00:48:03I was thinking
00:48:05If you're not busy tomorrow
00:48:09If you don't have any plans
00:48:12Maybe you could come with me
00:48:14Or if I could introduce you to them
00:48:20You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:23We might make a good team. What do you think?
00:48:26Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick I think
00:48:28Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:31I might be the star
00:48:33Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:35If it works out?
00:48:38I guess we'll be two stars
00:48:40I'll take that
00:48:41Two stars
00:48:43Then I better get some gifts
00:48:45Well, if you do
00:48:47Nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:49No, it is my first time meeting them
00:48:51And I have to make a good impression
00:48:53Actually
00:48:54I'm gonna go right now
00:48:56And have Emily
00:48:57Help me pick out some good gifts
00:49:02And maybe
00:49:04After you win the championship
00:49:06I'll give you Mark's break
00:49:15It's been a while
00:49:16No, I...
00:49:18Just hope you're doing okay, Dad
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily
00:49:29Grace had to take care of some...
00:49:31Some billionaire stuff
00:49:33She'll be late, but she'll be there
00:49:35Alright, no problem
00:49:56Well, well, well...
00:49:58Look who finally decided to show up
00:50:00Our city boy, Dad
00:50:03What?
00:50:04All those years working out there
00:50:05And you still can't afford a car?
00:50:09Take a look
00:50:10Land Rover
00:50:11700 grand
00:50:13You probably couldn't afford one
00:50:15Like that
00:50:16No, no, no
00:50:17Alan
00:50:18Don't be so mean to your cousin
00:50:20I'm...
00:50:21I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:23It's just a bit early
00:50:25To be thinking about getting a car
00:50:27Unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junker
00:50:33Actually...
00:50:33I could afford one
00:50:35I just...
00:50:36Haven't felt the need
00:50:40Listen to yourself
00:50:42You talk like you just go out there
00:50:44And buy a luxury car anytime you want
00:50:46Ted...
00:50:47Piece of advice
00:50:48Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:50Before you start bragging
00:50:52Guys, guys, enough
00:50:54Today's your grandpa's birthday
00:50:56It's like a circus
00:50:58Well, let's go inside
00:50:59Before this gets ugly
00:51:00Yeah, sorry
00:51:02Let's go
00:51:08Family
00:51:09I love them
00:51:15Ethan
00:51:16Sophia
00:51:18Alan
00:51:22My boy
00:51:25Where he came?
00:51:29I'm sorry
00:51:30I...
00:51:31I should've come home a lot sooner
00:51:32It's okay
00:51:33You're here
00:51:34It's all that comes
00:51:35You're here
00:51:36What is with all this emotion?
00:51:39He has been gone for years
00:51:41And he has
00:51:41Back with nothing to show for it
00:51:44I don't care if you
00:51:45But you're not so true
00:51:47He's healthy
00:51:48He's safe
00:51:50It's all that matters
00:51:51Oh
00:51:53Your health's nice and all
00:51:55But money's what really matters here
00:51:58You know
00:51:59You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:52:02At 400 grand a year
00:52:04400 grand?
00:52:07I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime
00:52:10You know, you should beg Alan
00:52:13To get Ted a job
00:52:14I mean, unless of course you just want him to be broke like you
00:52:21Alan
00:52:21Alan
00:52:22Could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:25Well
00:52:27Technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights
00:52:31But
00:52:31If you beg, nicely
00:52:33I might find him a janitor job
00:52:36Janitor job?
00:52:38That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:42You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that
00:52:46Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:51Just don't blow it
00:52:52Yeah, that's right
00:52:53With me in charge
00:52:54Even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing
00:52:58I don't know
00:53:00Tell me
00:53:02Alan
00:53:03How much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:05Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:10You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:162 million, but please
00:53:18A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes
00:53:22No, Oliver
00:53:25My son is trying to help your son get a decent job
00:53:27And he throws out a finger like that
00:53:29He clearly doesn't want the job
00:53:32He didn't mean it
00:53:35It was a joke
00:53:37Alan
00:53:38If you could get Ted a position with the Knights
00:53:41I would make sure I thank you properly
00:53:44Oh baby
00:53:46What could a broke man like you give me
00:53:49That is worth my time?
00:53:51Dad
00:53:51Hey
00:53:52You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:56I already work for the Knights
00:53:59What?
00:54:01Work for the Knights?
00:54:06You work for the Knights?
00:54:09You've got some nerve, Ted
00:54:12You're in your 30s, so nobody
00:54:15You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:20I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:23Took them all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:25You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:32you
00:54:32That's right
00:54:38Oh please, everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple
00:54:42You're not even fit to clean the toilets
00:54:43And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals
00:54:50Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional
00:54:54I know my son
00:54:57He's not a liar
00:54:59Oh really?
00:55:00He doesn't lie, okay
00:55:02You're a genius
00:55:04What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:07I'm the head coach
00:55:15You're the head coach, is that what you're saying?
00:55:18Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous
00:55:21You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:25Tell me he's making it up
00:55:27I'm just a security manager
00:55:29I don't have access to the field
00:55:30Let alone the execs or the head coach
00:55:33Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:37He's just trying to act a big shot
00:55:38Make us forget that he's broke
00:55:41This loser would never be a head coach
00:55:46Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights
00:55:50If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted
00:55:53Nice try, by the way
00:55:56You're the head coach
00:55:57You're just a fraud
00:55:59In cheap clothes
00:56:01So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:05A head coach
00:56:07Dressed like that
00:56:08Next time you want to try playing rich
00:56:13At least get yourself a new suit first
00:56:19Hello and welcome everyone
00:56:21Welcome to the place
00:56:22Please take a look at our menu
00:56:24Thank you
00:56:24A certain standing with corpolini is too
00:56:30Wait, wait, wait
00:56:31Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:39Wait, what?
00:56:41He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:43Of course
00:56:44If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year
00:56:46We never would have made the finals
00:56:49Coach Ted, I am a die hard Knights fan
00:56:52Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine
00:56:55Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:58Of course
00:56:59Of course
00:57:04Oh my gosh, this is the best
00:57:06I can't believe this
00:57:07I just let the head coach of the Knights
00:57:10I'm going to be telling everybody about this
00:57:12Thank you so much
00:57:13Of course
00:57:13Oh
00:57:17Dad
00:57:19This is what I came home to celebrate with you
00:57:21I
00:57:22I'm taking my team
00:57:24To the Super Bowl
00:57:27Son
00:57:27Is it really true?
00:57:30No way
00:57:31That guy's obviously an actor
00:57:33You pay to trick us
00:57:34There's no way you're the head coach
00:57:36Of the championship contending team
00:57:41Come on
00:57:42Just admit it
00:57:43You're a nobody
00:57:45A fraud
00:57:47You'll end up just like your broke old father
00:57:51Scraping by for life
00:57:58You can insult me all you want
00:58:01Don't you dare
00:58:03Assault my father
00:58:08Enough
00:58:15Don't worry if you leave this stupid final
00:58:19Today is your grandfather's birthday
00:58:22Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:28Relax
00:58:29You broke bastard
00:58:30You mean you showed up at this party empty handed
00:58:32And you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:34You did bring something so fair
00:58:42I made this thing myself
00:58:46It's from father
00:58:47You got to the trick
00:58:49You're so broke you're gifting a stick
00:59:03Don't open that
00:59:04What the heck?
00:59:05I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground
00:59:08Let's put the trash
00:59:10Where it belongs
00:59:13What are you doing?
00:59:26What are you doing?
00:59:29I spent three months making it
00:59:31All right
00:59:33Look at me
00:59:34Look at me
00:59:34This
00:59:35Is the type of thing that'll get you fucked up for the rest of your life
00:59:41What?
00:59:42You want to hit me now?
00:59:43You can't even bring a decent gift
00:59:45And you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:48Show them what a real gift looks like
00:59:51With pleasure
00:59:55Here
00:59:56This one
00:59:57It's actually 50 grand
00:59:59A little fancier than your wooden stick
01:00:04Wait for it
01:00:07This one right here
01:00:08The keys to Mercedes GT
01:00:11Birthday gift from mom
01:00:13200 grand
01:00:15Easy
01:00:16200,000 dollars
01:00:18You two won't make that in a lifetime
01:00:21The best one?
01:00:23Take a look
01:00:27Half a million dollars in cash
01:00:31Dad's gift for grandpa
01:00:34God
01:00:34All these gifts add up to $750,000
01:00:38Oliver
01:00:39People like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime
01:00:44They're not even a million dollars
01:00:47That's the cheap section of the gift shop
01:00:49Who said that?
01:01:04Sorry Ted
01:01:05Hoping not too late
01:01:10Who are you?
01:01:12She looks familiar
01:01:14I've seen her somewhere before
01:01:16Wait
01:01:17Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:20I'm Ted's girlfriend
01:01:22So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about
01:01:24He said you were beautiful
01:01:26He wasn't exaggerating
01:01:27That's very kind of you
01:01:32Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:34I don't understand what you see in him
01:01:36The guy's a cripple
01:01:37He can't even afford a decent gift
01:01:40You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:42Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:45Well, I didn't have much time to prepare
01:01:47But I pulled a little something from my own collection
01:01:51Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind
01:01:53Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:56You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:59So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Nothing extravagant, just a painting
01:02:08A painting?
01:02:09Please, how expensive would that be?
01:02:13It's Picasso's Weeping Woman
01:02:15It's worth around 3 million dollars
01:02:24It's worth around 3 million dollars
01:02:24What?
01:02:27There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much
01:02:31You're lying
01:02:33This painting
01:02:34This painting was auctioned for 3 million in 2015
01:02:37After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money
01:02:40So tell me
01:02:41Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:46Who says it's real?
01:02:48None of us here can tell
01:02:49Well, for all we know
01:02:51It's a fake
01:02:52Here's the auction receipt
01:02:54That should be enough proof
01:02:56You're right, like that receipt is a fake too
01:02:59Look at that
01:03:01Come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:05Exactly
01:03:06I mean, only a blind one
01:03:08Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that
01:03:12Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party
01:03:15Just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:18To Grandpa's party
01:03:19Ethan!
01:03:20This is a misunderstanding
01:03:21Father has a good eye for our
01:03:24Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:27This trash?
01:03:28You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:32Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:35We are!
01:03:44What just happened?
01:03:49That is...
01:03:50Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:53Oh, Grandpa is just a painting
01:03:55These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift
01:03:57But I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up
01:04:01A fake painting?
01:04:02They said the painting was a Picasso with 3 million dollars
01:04:05But I mean, look at them
01:04:08They could not afford something like that, it has to be a fake
01:04:14A Picasso
01:04:17Oh my god
01:04:18See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor
01:04:23You guys better get out of here, you're not welcome
01:04:31Alan?
01:04:32Come here
01:04:33Yes Grandpa
01:04:35That's my boy, that's my boy
01:04:37All that college education
01:04:39And you turned out to be such a big idiot
01:04:43Just shut your mouth
01:04:45Why, why do you hit me?
01:04:47You just destroyed 3 million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:53What, 3 million dollars?
01:04:55You can't believe their story, it's obviously a knock-off
01:04:58I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive
01:05:00And I know real, from fake
01:05:02It was worth more than 3 million, until you ruined it!
01:05:08What? It's real?
01:05:13No
01:05:14You bought this painting?
01:05:16Grandpa, this is my girlfriend, she's the one who brought it
01:05:20Grandpa, I'm so sorry
01:05:23It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up
01:05:29No, it cannot be real
01:05:32No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this
01:05:38It has to be a fake, obviously
01:05:41I got it, Ted must have stolen team funds
01:05:45He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:49Come on, I'm calling you cops
01:05:52Alan, the truth is right in front of you, you just refuse to see it
01:05:59Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him
01:06:04Come with me instead, I can show you the high life
01:06:09The high life?
01:06:11Of course!
01:06:12I'm the night security manager, I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:16This guy, just a criminal
01:06:19If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side, you know
01:06:24what I mean?
01:06:25How dare you threaten her?
01:06:27Do you even know who she is?
01:06:29Sure I do
01:06:30She's Ted's girlfriend
01:06:32Ted, don't worry, once you're locked up, I'm gonna take very good care of her
01:06:41Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan
01:06:46Actually, Grace owns the nights
01:06:51What?
01:06:55You're lying
01:06:58I told you, my son doesn't lie
01:07:01Oh my god
01:07:03No wonder she looked familiar
01:07:07You truly are the night's owner
01:07:10Oh my god
01:07:11What have I done?
01:07:14You have a lot of nerve
01:07:16First you destroy a three million dollar painting of Lyon
01:07:19And then you try hitting on me
01:07:22Tell me, Alan, how do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:25You didn't pay for that?
01:07:27Three million?
01:07:28Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off
01:07:31Oh!
01:07:33No, no, no, it's all a misunderstanding
01:07:35I mean, he was just being impulsive
01:07:37Please, please, please have mercy on us
01:07:39Absolutely
01:07:39A misunderstanding
01:07:41Huh?
01:07:42Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:46Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong
01:07:49Yes
01:07:49We're very, very sorry
01:07:51Can you let this go, please?
01:07:53Please
01:07:54Obviously
01:07:55You have loads of money
01:07:58I mean, you're not gonna miss a few million
01:08:00I mean, this would ruin my family
01:08:04You want me to forgive him?
01:08:07Please
01:08:08If I were the one who damaged the property
01:08:10Would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:14Listen
01:08:16You can mock me all you'd like
01:08:19But don't ever insult my father
01:08:25Oliver, please
01:08:27Please
01:08:27I'm so sorry
01:08:28I shouldn't have disrespected you
01:08:30He's right
01:08:30No, please
01:08:31We're so sorry
01:08:32Ted
01:08:32We're so sorry
01:08:34Ted
01:08:34I'll do anything
01:08:35Please, forgive me
01:08:36Please
01:08:37You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:40You have less class
01:08:42Than a man begging
01:08:43On the streets
01:08:46You will pay for what you've done
01:08:50Here's the auction received from the painting
01:08:52Amount
01:08:53Three million
01:08:54You have three days to be in full
01:09:00Also Alan
01:09:01You're fired from the nights
01:09:03Permanently
01:09:04Pendejo
01:09:06Oh my god
01:09:07Oh, I'm so sorry
01:09:08If we had known he was so powerful
01:09:10We'd never have crossed him
01:09:12It's about time you got a taste of your own ways
01:09:15I'll stand
01:09:15Come on, Grandpa
01:09:18Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday
01:09:20Come on
01:09:22Good idea
01:09:23Good girl
01:09:32Alright Ted here
01:09:33Opponents for the finals are the Giants
01:09:35Their opponent is Henry
01:09:37So you need to be careful
01:09:38He's really not the type to let things go
01:09:40Relax
01:09:41I got this
01:09:43West?
01:09:47Your coach's license got revoked
01:09:49How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:51If it weren't for Ted I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
01:09:54Luckily I need to pull some strings and pay the right people off
01:09:57I'm a Giants assistant coach now
01:10:01You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted
01:10:03And you're still lost
01:10:06Don't try to blame him for your failure
01:10:09This time's different
01:10:10The Giants are a real powerhouse
01:10:14Worth over 2 billion dollars
01:10:15I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget
01:10:20He'll never win
01:10:27I've got a plan for the Giants
01:10:30You
01:10:34Please
01:10:34If it were for you being my former assistant
01:10:36And knowing my plays
01:10:38You wouldn't go on myself
01:10:40So what's cheating?
01:10:42Silly plays huh?
01:10:43In the end
01:10:44You're still a loser
01:10:50No
01:10:51You lost to Ted
01:10:53You have the right to try to question his skill
01:10:55When
01:10:56I win the championship
01:11:00Not nothing else to say
01:11:02You'll never win
01:11:03How about a bet?
01:11:06Loser
01:11:07Is the winner
01:11:08Ten million dollars?
01:11:10Swears off football forever
01:11:13I'm so sorry for your apology
01:11:24I'm so sorry for your apology
01:11:25Damn you Ted
01:11:26You're gonna make sure
01:11:27You're out of the NFL
01:11:28For good!
01:11:29You'll never get back off!
01:11:33The Giants
01:11:34The Giants
01:11:35New time defending champions
01:11:36And the most dominant force in the league
01:11:39Face off the Knights today
01:11:41They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:44And had 13 straight wins
01:11:47So, we will take home the trophy tonight
01:11:51Here we go, the Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:54And it is not looking good
01:11:56There is a serious gap in their strength
01:11:59The Giants defense holds firm
01:12:01They truly are the best
01:12:03This is not good
01:12:04I knew their physical stats were higher
01:12:06But I didn't expect the difference to be this big
01:12:08What's wrong Ted?
01:12:11The game just started, you can't choke yet
01:12:13Three drives, can't even get 20 yards
01:12:15Fucking pathetic
01:12:17Guess his luck ran out
01:12:19Now that he's facing real talent
01:12:20There's no way he's walking out of this one with a win
01:12:25Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:27Trust me, I got this
01:12:34Seriously Ted, a field goal?
01:12:36Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:38Not a big shot, it's your Hail Mary
01:12:41Please, a guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:46What a joke
01:12:47He couldn't move the ball once
01:12:49There's no way he makes his kick
01:12:51On this field, nothing speaks louder than points
01:12:56The kick is up
01:12:59And it's good!
01:13:01The Knights score from 50 yards back
01:13:04Unbelievable!
01:13:05This is why we do what we do
01:13:07Alright, it's nice
01:13:10What's up, what is Ted?
01:13:12As long as I'm here, this team don't lose
01:13:15Ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo!
01:13:17Oh!
01:13:29Yeah!
01:13:30Unbelievable, the next two to win
01:13:32The scrape, the massive gap in scrape
01:13:35The score is now 17-7
01:13:38What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:40This game's almost over!
01:13:42You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:45You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:47If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:52Have you no other option?
01:13:55I can't win?
01:13:56Fucking useless!
01:13:57Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:05Good night, good night!
01:14:38Good night!
01:14:40Good night!
01:14:41Good night!
01:14:43Good night!
01:14:44Good night!
01:14:44Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:45Nobody wanted it to, besides me!
01:14:48But guess what?
01:14:50Tonight's our NFL Championship!
01:14:52You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:54Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:58And enjoy, my friend!
01:15:00You deserve it!
01:15:01The NFL Champions!
01:15:03One night!
01:15:12Hey!
01:15:15How you going, Wes?
01:15:17Did you remember our bet?
01:15:22If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:24Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:28And...
01:15:29Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:31$10 million.
01:15:34I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:37Ted, have mercy.
01:15:39We used to be colleagues!
01:15:41Remember?
01:15:41Remember?
01:15:42We...
01:15:43I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:45Ted, if I'm forced on the NFL, wait a minute.
01:15:48You can't let him off like that!
01:15:50If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:52He costs our guys everything!
01:15:54He has to pay!
01:15:55Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:57Come on, coach.
01:15:58You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:59Ooh.
01:16:01Look.
01:16:11Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:14I never should have done what I did.
01:16:17And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:22As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:30But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:36But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47No, no problem.
01:16:48Yeah.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:50Really, really sorry.
01:16:51Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:52Hey, man.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54Really sorry about it.
01:16:55Really sorry about it.
01:16:55You've got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:58I don't know.
01:16:59You!
01:17:00Son of a bitch.
01:17:02If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:05He told me to take out your players.
01:17:07He did.
01:17:08I'm going to tell him.
01:17:08I'm going to report him to the police.
01:17:13Dammit!
01:17:14You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:16If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:22Ted, it was all West.
01:17:25Look.
01:17:25So what?
01:17:26We have a beef between us.
01:17:29Come join my team.
01:17:30Help me win the next championship.
01:17:32Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:35Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you expelled by the league?
01:17:43NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:45Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:51Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:55Come join me.
01:17:56We'll build a super team.
01:17:58We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:03I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:07But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:18:13commissioner.
01:18:14Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:20You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:26Come on, man.
01:18:27$100 million.
01:18:30Come on, man.
01:18:31Ted, work with me here.
01:18:32You can fix this.
01:18:33Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:36He was just a joke.
01:18:39I don't know.
01:18:40Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million too.
01:18:43But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:47Right?
01:18:49All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:51I'm tired of this.
01:18:52Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:53Chill.
01:18:53Think about what you're doing.
01:18:55I can give you everything, but I can give you everything.
01:18:57Well, Ted!
01:18:58I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:59What are you doing?
01:19:05Grace.
01:19:08I got the championship.
01:19:12I've got the girl.
01:19:14Now.
01:19:17Make a sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:20Mmm.
01:19:23Ruling on the field stands.
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