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Kissing The Wrong Brother - Full HD Movie
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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:00:10that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah him hi i'm just playing
00:00:24six five four three two one
00:00:54you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop send me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:12you
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00:01:15you
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00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:09Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:23Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47I need to go get married?
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:16God, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh.
00:06:45I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:14Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:27Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go to Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:54should
00:07:54have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:41Um, so when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:55Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no...
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:15This is strictly business.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I've never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:51Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5450% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:59They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:02Oh, what are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:08Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:17deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Will you get a move on?
00:10:23I just got here.
00:10:25Relax.
00:10:26Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:31Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:04I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:10Of quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:05Shut up.
00:12:06Oh, sorry.
00:12:07I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Yeah, we'll stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:14We'll stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:28Harrison Group?
00:12:30Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectful.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Lauders.
00:13:42Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Nice to meet him!
00:14:05Oh, dad.
00:14:06Glad you made it.
00:14:07Oh, I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22Mm-hmm.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:54And you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:54You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:30I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry him.
00:17:53She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:01Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26See your hands.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:30Come on.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:35Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, death, take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:38Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:20:00That car.
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car.
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough.
00:20:35Please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much do you want for it?
00:20:49I'll be you more than money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:09Two ways.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car.
00:21:25Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:46Loser.
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:21Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:24Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:30Please, please, sir.
00:22:31My serious apologies.
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada.
00:22:56We were just looking out for you.
00:22:58Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get us put in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:17If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:34You're your best life.
00:23:35My new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault?
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:13I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:31You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:35Oh, my God.
00:24:36Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it.
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, Joey.
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40It was weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago then.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go down?
00:25:50Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:53I'll miss.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Oh, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:01Um...
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's...
00:27:13It's...
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:29Oh, I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's lousers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sit yourself.
00:29:56All room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Let's get out.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Um, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43I don't think you can resist.
00:31:45Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:51Oh, maybe we should.
00:32:00God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:39You just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Year's.
00:32:58Is he Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13I just...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max.
00:34:00How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:25Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:40What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:46Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:08Whoa!
00:35:19Elon, the truth is...
00:35:22Is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:29Come in!
00:35:31Hey, Helen.
00:35:42Oh!
00:35:44Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't...
00:35:58If you don't mind.
00:35:59Well, atta boy.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:01Just put a shirt on.
00:36:03I'm going to go get her.
00:36:04Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down
00:36:15of a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all,
00:36:24a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:36Is her dad still around?
00:36:38Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:44That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:58He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:10You're Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:36Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:43It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:51What is that?
00:38:52Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:56It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:02Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:04It's okay.
00:39:05It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:07Oh, nevermind.
00:39:27Good?
00:39:27Mm.
00:39:29Good?
00:39:30It's grumpy.
00:39:32well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:37could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:42and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:48says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:58better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:16wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:25ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:32able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone can have it maybe i'm reading too
00:40:39much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago so ava and piper still aren't here
00:40:48but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:55an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably
00:41:04too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows
00:41:12eva had a kid with a random one night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like
00:41:18my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:33merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband
00:41:41max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:50but what does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of
00:41:54a movie
00:41:55merry christmas grandpa this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:03you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:13mommy's right you mean i'll have you you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose
00:42:22yours
00:42:22oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother
00:42:28my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:45mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:53what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed
00:43:01fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family
00:43:07out of this her family she needs me
00:43:17you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:24i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:29hear
00:43:30that you're using his company's name to bully people look like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:35let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think
00:43:41you are
00:43:43enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:55for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a thank
00:44:03you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:08everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:30is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:37my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:46king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51three times the price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:04fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go
00:45:09no no don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:16i know dear i just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine we'll let the stray sit and eat with us
00:45:23they're strays and a bitch
00:45:25what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together
00:45:33fine we'll stay
00:45:35can i have a little nibble
00:45:37it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after
00:45:40like drive-thru
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:50no stay
00:45:51al jc are you okay
00:45:53yes
00:45:54you hit my child
00:45:56you're fucking crazy
00:45:57well if you teach her some manners
00:45:59maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:05don't worry baby
00:46:06i'll handle it
00:46:09don't worry baby
00:46:10i'll handle it
00:46:15piper
00:46:16sweetie
00:46:17are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart
00:46:23give me two minutes
00:46:25and one phone call
00:46:26as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:29actually i do
00:46:31he's such a liar
00:46:32this ought to be hilarious
00:46:34oh
00:46:35it will be
00:46:38sam
00:46:39yeah send the troops
00:46:41and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:43i'm already on my way
00:46:48bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:50i'm already on my way
00:46:54you hear this guy
00:46:55he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:57from antarctica
00:47:00now i get why you married him eva
00:47:02his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05x
00:47:06what are you doing
00:47:07don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:09santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually
00:47:11five
00:47:12four
00:47:14three
00:47:15two
00:47:16one
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:34how did you pull this off
00:47:36sam is like family
00:47:37i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:38thanks boss
00:47:41boss
00:47:41eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:46eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:50i'm maximus harrison
00:47:53you're
00:47:53the ceo
00:47:55of harrison group
00:48:00come on
00:48:02you can stop kidding around
00:48:04if you were the ceo
00:48:05why would you be here
00:48:06pretending to be my husband
00:48:08no i actually am the ceo
00:48:10come on
00:48:10you can stop the charade
00:48:11okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:14eva
00:48:15i'm not pretending
00:48:18mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:30how is this possible
00:48:33this loser brings an arctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:39who are you
00:48:41i told you i'm eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:46wait no hold on
00:48:50you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:58some of the small ones
00:49:00i mean you know that
00:49:01you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:04i insulted my own boss
00:49:06i'm finished
00:49:11oh god
00:49:12i insulted my own boss
00:49:14i'm finished
00:49:16didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:18pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:21worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:22for tonight
00:49:23your fee stands
00:49:24and with that
00:49:26your career
00:49:27you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:30sam
00:49:35fired?
00:49:36god
00:49:36i-i-i-i can't be fired
00:49:39what?
00:49:40mr harrison please
00:49:42you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:44please
00:49:44mr harrison
00:49:45i'll do anything
00:49:46guys
00:49:47take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:55oh me?
00:49:57mr harrison come on
00:49:59that was a christmas joke
00:50:01a family tradition
00:50:02yeah well
00:50:03there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors
00:50:12gladly
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:20father do something
00:50:23well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:27mmm
00:50:28pumpkin
00:50:29my favorite
00:50:35come on sweetie
00:50:36daddy have this crap line just for you
00:50:39eat as much as you want
00:50:40thanks daddy
00:50:45i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:47i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:49honestly
00:50:51this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:53well if you want we can have many more
00:50:55just like this
00:50:57does he really mean that
00:50:58or is he just playing the part
00:51:00i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:31merry christmas
00:51:33i thought i raised you better
00:51:35a high school dropout
00:51:37in the harrison family
00:51:40not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:50get me the address where she works
00:51:52it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:54that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:57good work
00:51:58but take off that stupid hat
00:52:10thanks
00:52:11so your dad insisted
00:52:12that i try this wine
00:52:14that he's been saving
00:52:14for 20 years
00:52:17sounds like he's happy
00:52:18with his new son-in-law
00:52:19and how about you
00:52:24me
00:52:25yeah
00:52:27are you happy with your new husband
00:52:33eva
00:52:44that birthmark
00:52:45family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:50you know
00:52:52maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:53so much we're not telling each other
00:52:55uh
00:52:57no feelings
00:52:58no complications
00:52:59that's what we agreed upon
00:53:00yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:03max
00:53:04yeah i guess you're right
00:53:07it's cold
00:53:09maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:13max
00:53:15i need to tell you something
00:53:19something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her
00:53:22is she hiding something
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me
00:53:25there's no santa
00:53:27i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:36piper is
00:53:37mommy daddy
00:53:38my hand hurts
00:53:58you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:53:59uh
00:53:59i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again
00:54:03but that's not true
00:54:04but that's not true
00:54:05you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy
00:54:10no
00:54:10well
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:23well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:27well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:29really please stay daddy
00:54:34you think it was scar
00:54:37hmm
00:54:40i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:43i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:47i got that when i was about your age
00:54:49some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:52really no way
00:54:54no
00:54:54it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:55:00i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:05piper
00:55:06how long have you had that
00:55:07my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:15and how old are you
00:55:16six
00:55:18six
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:21okay i found the first date kit
00:55:23ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say
00:55:30and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:32sorry honey
00:55:33this man's your dad
00:55:34and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:37um
00:55:38yeah
00:55:41can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:43eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:51piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:08sorry
00:56:09take this
00:56:16mommy are you okay
00:56:18yeah
00:56:20mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:23i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:32that woman is manipulating you
00:56:34she's a high school dropout
00:56:36doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:38and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:41i'm eva's husband
00:56:42max
00:56:43that man has no idea
00:56:45what the treasure
00:56:47he's missing out on
00:56:51i'm sorry max
00:56:53you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:56after christmas
00:56:57it's over
00:57:00eva
00:57:02maximus
00:57:03are you even listening to me
00:57:05no mom mom
00:57:06listen
00:57:06i'm sorry
00:57:07okay
00:57:08eva's my wife
00:57:09and i've made up my mind
00:57:10i'm not leaving her
00:57:13eva
00:57:19thank you
00:57:24this is from you grandma
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:32that's so cool
00:57:34did you know
00:57:35uh derrick this is from
00:57:37eva and i
00:57:39oh thank you so much
00:57:40just
00:57:41the clouds are here
00:57:45oh
00:57:46wow
00:57:47damn these are nice
00:57:49grandpa
00:57:50language
00:57:51little ears
00:57:57piper
00:57:57do you want to go see your present
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01here i'll go with you
00:58:02remember the song we sang
00:58:03ready ready
00:58:04grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:07what we got guys
00:58:07walking home from our house
00:58:09christmas eve
00:58:14you never told me
00:58:18have we met before
00:58:23have we met before
00:58:26she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:45i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48they're very common
00:58:49i feel so awful
00:58:50but i can't lose my child
00:58:52no matter how i feel about him
00:58:57maybe
00:59:00are you okay
00:59:03are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06no
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:09um
00:59:11oh
00:59:11i almost forgot
00:59:14i got you this
00:59:16you got me a gift too
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:20open it
00:59:34gloves
00:59:36did you make these
00:59:38yeah
00:59:39i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40but
00:59:41that's christmas
00:59:43you've already done so much for me
00:59:44i just want to do a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel
00:59:50warm right
00:59:51yeah
00:59:53warm
00:59:55soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:05i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:09really
01:00:10yeah my mom
01:00:11she partied all the time
01:00:13and
01:00:13i got gifts
01:00:15plenty of them
01:00:16but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing
01:00:21personal
01:00:22well you deserve it
01:00:25you're a good guy
01:00:27and
01:00:28someday you'll
01:00:29find
01:00:30someone special
01:00:31to
01:00:32spend all your christmases with
01:00:35what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:42right here
01:00:45right here
01:01:10max
01:01:10we can't
01:01:13if you want me to stop
01:01:14you better tell me right now
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:29no matter how many years pass
01:01:31i still can't resist him
01:01:46i want you
01:01:56Oh, God, you were driving me walking insane.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:05Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:19Piper!
01:02:23Piper!
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52that was way too close
01:02:53yeah
01:02:55we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:03:00sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:03:05can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09you still haven't given me mine
01:03:16let me give it to you
01:03:17let me give it to you
01:03:47let me give it to you
01:03:52why are you calling me to serve you?
01:04:00hello?
01:04:01hello Eva Smith
01:04:03I'm Max's mother
01:04:04name your price
01:04:05what will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09what?
01:04:10we both know my son is way out of your league
01:04:13take the money
01:04:14leave my granddaughter with us
01:04:16and go
01:04:17my son will find a better wife
01:04:19and a better mother for his child
01:04:21Piper is my daughter
01:04:22and no amount of money you offer
01:04:24could ever make me give her up
01:04:26so you keep your money
01:04:27and I'll leave on my own
01:04:28but I am not handing Piper over to you
01:04:33there's my beautiful wife
01:04:39you okay?
01:04:44look we made it through Christmas
01:04:47so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:51what are you talking about?
01:04:53it's over
01:04:54it's over
01:04:55it's not that hard to understand
01:04:59Eva wait
01:05:04so last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10oh Max
01:05:11it's not real
01:05:13none of it was real
01:05:14so
01:05:15this is just a goodbye
01:05:19didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:05:21look
01:05:24last night
01:05:26I let my guard down
01:05:27but I'm a mother
01:05:29and my choices affect Piper
01:05:30and being with you
01:05:31can mess up everything between us
01:05:33just tell me what you need
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes
01:05:37to be a good husband
01:05:38a good father
01:05:40just say the word
01:05:47you don't get it
01:05:49you don't get it
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:04I won't give up on us
01:06:21are we here?
01:06:23yes
01:06:24as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:27we're back
01:06:31Piper
01:06:31sweetie wake up
01:06:32we're home
01:06:37how can she just walk away?
01:06:47don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:48it's part of the agreement too
01:06:51can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54you promise
01:06:55Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:58can you do this for me please?
01:07:01alright fine
01:07:03when?
01:07:05two days
01:07:06I'll come pick you up
01:07:07no need
01:07:09just
01:07:09send me the address
01:07:10and I'll be there
01:07:16I know you and mommy
01:07:17thought
01:07:19but she still really likes you
01:07:21so don't give up
01:07:22okay daddy?
01:07:24thank you sweetie
01:07:24if there's one thing
01:07:26you should know about your daddy
01:07:27I always fight
01:07:29for the ones I love
01:07:53I love you
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:08Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:15Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Two nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:32I told you.
01:08:34I already found the woman I love.
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:50and I'll find you another.
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management,
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:03and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:20Oh, that's her.
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:28Welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:45I know what I want.
01:09:47Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:51but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:54She wants the white shoes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:19She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style,
01:10:25but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:29Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:35I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind,
01:10:38she's patient.
01:10:39Is I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:59Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:01She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:14Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:10I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen,
01:12:20don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:23Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person,
01:12:26after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:44Selling a broken heel
01:12:46to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the Harrison Group
01:12:56and the owner of the store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear,
01:13:06are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on,
01:13:16this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional.
01:13:30Responsible?
01:13:32Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:40I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:46I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment.
01:14:01I want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:04and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up
01:14:09and bring it to my house.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:12Yeah.
01:14:14Once we're home,
01:14:15I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:27She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:47Eva?
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:50I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:06That means you really are
01:15:07the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:12Stop.
01:15:14And you?
01:15:15You lied to me at the store.
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:20Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son
01:15:26just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working-class girl
01:15:34is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:37It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom, what did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:58What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her.
01:16:04Eva, let me go.
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:08Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:10Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:11I'm not pretending.
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you,
01:16:16and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again,
01:16:24and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:28God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:35a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:46We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:57We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:01and I met your mother,
01:17:02like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva.
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:31Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:41You're sad.
01:17:44I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:52I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Oh, bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:08I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:14I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know
01:18:25Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04See for yourself.
01:19:11That was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:15In the years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:29Hey.
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:00I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Hey, Mom.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I struck your tire!
01:22:01Ah!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
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