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Full Episode of Did You Have To Be A Hockey Star?
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00:00The star captain and the guy who's bringing us home
00:03to Stanley, Tyler Carlson.
00:06Woo!
00:08Boys, this is Kate Martin.
00:10She's your new owner.
00:13You?
00:15You?
00:19Let's get fucked up.
00:21OK.
00:24Oh.
00:25Excuse me.
00:27Don't touch me.
00:28Ooh.
00:37How about giving some of us a chance?
00:39You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:42Who the hell do you think you are?
00:46You don't know who I am.
01:13Who the hell do you think you are?
01:17Who the hell do you think you are?
01:27that is one tall glass of delicious you could swallow him whole and still be thirsty
01:34i'm good with the drinks i've got
01:39who's she who oh shut up i see your tail wagging i don't know man some nobody
01:47she was kind of hot though look kate the great if you don't think you have a chance with him
01:52you
01:53could just say so please i would have that man on a leash in five minutes the season starts tomorrow
01:59and we need your head in the game i'm not gonna fuck her okay let's put some money on it
02:06twenty
02:07thousand dollars if you go home alone tonight easy and you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom
02:16okay not so easy you don't think he's a bit out of your league no one is out of my
02:22league but you're
02:23on my boy dare you to prove it you're such a bitch
02:37watch and learn
02:40ain't coming
02:43sorry i was so rude before
02:46i just get um impulsive when i drink
02:53buy me a shot
02:56you know i've never seen you here before
02:57used to be my dad's spot but enough about me i want to hear all about your girlfriend
03:06i don't have a girlfriend
03:07you're kidding me neither
03:11you have so much in common
03:17i'm not interested
03:21not at all
03:25no
03:26in fact
03:28i um
03:31well i hate
03:34hot women
03:36yeah
03:38yeah
03:54uh
03:55fuck
03:56no i um
03:57i actually
03:59can't
04:00okay
04:01what is the deal
04:02are you some gigantic beautiful virgin
04:06you know you really should learn some respect
04:08look i didn't exactly come here for your personality and i definitely didn't come over here for a lecture
04:13so kiss me you idiot
04:16i said no
04:19not used to hearing that
04:20are you daddy's girl
04:27my dad's dead
04:29asshole
04:54kate the great
04:55i wasn't expecting to see you here
04:57i would have cleaned up
04:59where else would i be kevin
05:00we're co-owners now
05:02my dad left me his share of the tea
05:05dream come true
05:06yeah
05:07we're both of us
05:08yeah
05:09because there's nothing the blades need more right now than some
05:11woman who knows nothing about hockey
05:14bossing them around
05:15distracting them
05:17dressed like some sort of uh
05:19kevin
05:21we're cousins
05:23it's never gonna happen
05:25step cousins
05:25there's no shared blood
05:27whatever let's get this shit show on the road
05:29hey fellas bring it in
05:33all right there is donovan
05:36chris
05:37kyle
05:38eli
05:38sammy
05:39and
05:40last but not least
05:41the star captain
05:43and the guy who's bringing us home the stanley
05:47tyler carlson
05:51boys this is kate martin okay she's your new co-owner
05:56now kate here doesn't know that much about hockey okay so we're gonna have to bring her up to speed
06:00a little bit yeah
06:01and what the hell is she doing with the blades she inherited her father's shares
06:07she started three beauty brands before the age of 20 and has her mba from brown
06:13and she's your boss so maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect
06:19yeah well we're trying to win a championship here
06:22we don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey
06:26perfect
06:27so we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up
06:35this is my rink now
06:37yeah we'll see about that
06:40why didn't you tell me you played for the blades
06:42why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner
06:44has anyone ever told you you always have something to say it's a very annoying quality
06:48you seemed to like it enough last night
06:51if you know what's best for you you won't mention whatever that was to anyone
07:01you know i can tell when i'm having an effect on someone
07:05you tell me you don't want me
07:08not at all
07:10the only reason we almost kissed last night
07:15was because i was dared to
07:17not true
07:18i will do anything for a dare
07:20whatever you say but uh
07:23the only reason that we didn't kiss last night
07:26was because my friend dared me not to
07:30if i wanted to we would have
07:31okay
07:34captain fuckboy
07:35i would do anything for a dare to
07:38i believe that you believe that
07:41but i was the one in control last night
07:43and guess what
07:46i still am
07:53don't worry
07:54i'm not trying to get kicked off the team for corrupting the blades new pretty little princess
08:00princess
08:01yeah
08:01the hat
08:02the nails
08:03the shoes
08:04the overall attitude
08:06but you need me to keep going
08:09you wish you could corrupt me
08:15but i'm not interested
08:18superstar
08:36you're a bad liar princess
08:43how about this
08:46from now on
08:49i dare you
08:51to stay away from me
08:54and i'll stay away from you
08:57deal
09:01deal
09:04i'll get dressed
09:09i just don't know what coach wants to
09:12it's like
09:13what else do i need to do to show him i can be captain
09:20hey
09:23if you want to talk to her so bad just go do it
09:26nah man
09:26i don't want to talk to her
09:36but
09:37maybe i should at least go tell her that this is supposed to be a player's bar
09:40right
09:41i'll just go tell her that
09:54so what the stadium wasn't enough
09:56need to come hang out at our bar too
09:58get over yourself
09:59i'm meeting someone
10:01you know
10:02technically
10:03it's supposed to be just players
10:05no front office
10:07well you didn't have a problem when my dad came here
10:09yeah well
10:10that was different
10:14your dad was the best
10:18you talk to all your bosses this way mr carlson
10:21do you try and take home all your employees miss martin
10:24only the really stupid ones
10:27huh
10:29whatever princess
10:33whatever
10:35superstar
10:46shit
10:47oh well well
10:48look who it is
10:49thought you two hated each other
10:52we were just talking about
10:53uh kitty k we gotta talk some business so
10:56it's uh
10:57a little crowded in here so why don't we go talk some more private
10:59yeah
11:01yep
11:03hey not too many all right
11:04all right
11:04all right
11:05whatever you say boss
11:15let's just cut to the chase here
11:17all right
11:17we both know the blades are
11:19a sinking ship
11:20a waste of time
11:22a pitiful excuse for my dad to miss every milestone in my life
11:26on the fast track to bankruptcy
11:28okay
11:29season ticket sales are at an all-time low
11:31our sponsors are dropping like flies
11:33so we need a rebrand and lucky for you that's my specialty
11:39no no not a rebrand
11:43we need to sell
11:48look kate we both know your dad didn't do us any favors when he gave you his shares
11:51right so i'm thinking you and me we just take this little piggy down to the butcher shop
11:55before there's no meat left for the two of us
11:59or we do something to raise the value
12:01believe it or not some of us are actually capable of accomplishing things
12:06no offense here kitty but i'm not really looking for the lady perspective here
12:10how are you still single
12:12oh kitty don't tempt me
12:16look okay just sign the papers
12:19and after the deal's done you can go and girl boss all over some people who actually want it
12:24well i think the lady perspective is exactly what this team needs right now
12:29there's a whole untapped market of female hockey fans that we should be catering to
12:33women don't like hockey
12:35you have no idea what women like
12:38hockey players are hot
12:42i can sell hot
12:46i'll give it to you
12:48you're cute when you're all riled up
12:53give me one month
12:55if i fail
12:58i'll sign the papers
13:02deal
13:05shall we seal it with a kiss
13:06still your cousin
13:08step-cousin
13:09all right it's like a close family friend
13:11all right
13:14kate's got an open net
13:17is she gonna make her shot
13:27all right
13:47and we don't pick this up
13:47i'm gonna be on hold
13:48first
13:48and i find that
13:48and i think a lot of people
14:18You know, if you want to stare at me all day, you don't need to pretend to work. I get
14:23it.
14:24Amazing there's enough space on the ice between you and your enormous ego.
14:32Why are you on the ice? Practice doesn't start for an hour.
14:39Hockey's not just my job.
14:42Why are you here, princess? Come to skate with me?
14:47Skate?
14:49No. I don't.
14:52Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me the princess doesn't skate.
14:56Shut up.
14:57How is that even possible? Your dad was five-time MVP Rick Martin.
15:03I'm aware.
15:10Don't worry. I'll take it real nice and slow for you.
15:16Shame.
15:18I'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl.
15:21Then we might need a safe word. Just in case.
15:28Maybe next time.
15:34Hey.
15:39I dare you.
15:43Whoa.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48I can't believe I'm skating.
15:51Yeah, it only took you 25 years.
15:54You know, this is actually kind of easy.
15:58Oh.
16:00Why aren't we paying you so much money?
16:02You're just like your dad. Such a ball breaker.
16:07He understood it, though.
16:10What being on the ice means for a guy like me.
16:14And what's that?
16:16I don't know.
16:19To have somewhere that you belong?
16:21A place where I can show people what I'm made of?
16:26Everyone needs that.
16:29But you definitely belong here.
16:35Thank you, princess.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, my God.
16:52Dollar.
16:55Kate?
16:59You good, Miss Martin?
17:00Yeah, just making sure everything's up to regulation.
17:06Yep.
17:07Seems sturdy.
17:12I'll catch you boys after practice.
17:20Wait.
17:21So you actually want to work with this team now?
17:23Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
17:26I am not.
17:29I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
17:34And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:40And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:44Facts.
17:44So, what are we thinking?
17:49Okay.
17:52Sexy calendar.
17:56I'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for February, shirtless and American boxers for July, and shirtless and a Santa
18:04hat for Christmas.
18:05Okay, sex appeal.
18:06I'd buy that.
18:09But if you really want women to pay attention, you need romance.
18:14You got to get one of your boys set up with someone famous.
18:20Okay.
18:22Which player?
18:24Obviously, the 6-3 sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about.
18:31Tyler Carlson.
18:35Absolutely not.
18:38I mean, he would never go for it.
18:41He's one of the most stubborn men I've ever met in my life.
18:44Why not?
18:46He's famously a fuckboy.
18:48And a certified snack.
18:50Just, I don't know.
18:51Choose somebody else.
18:53Kate.
18:57Are you into him?
18:59Oh my god.
19:00No.
19:01Of course not.
19:02I can't stand him.
19:04It's okay if you are.
19:07Look, you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died.
19:13You deserve whatever you want.
19:16The media would crucify me.
19:19They already think I'm some dumb bimbo,
19:21and then I go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team.
19:25I mean, one of the hottest guys on the hockey team.
19:29I don't know.
19:32Okay.
19:35Who do we set him up with?
19:38So, in order to appeal to a brand new fan base, I have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of
19:43you guys at my place.
19:44It'll be fun.
19:48And mandatory.
19:51Come on.
19:52Come on.
19:52Guys, we are entering a brand new demographic.
19:55These ladies want to get to know you.
19:58This is your chance to show them your personality and your assets.
20:05I know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day.
20:10Aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong?
20:13I mean, seriously, are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot?
20:17Look, if we want to get new results, we have to be willing to try something new.
20:21And marketing is all about disruption, and I am trying to make moves here.
20:25Speaking of moves, I want to see you working on your poses.
20:29Come on.
20:30A little creativity.
20:33Let's go.
20:34Hit the showers.
20:44That's a lot of talk, princess.
20:47You've got to be able to walk, too.
20:49Hmm.
20:51Hmm.
20:52You think I'm finished?
21:02Oh, look.
21:03He's right over there.
21:04You're going to love him.
21:05Wait.
21:06Meet your new girlfriend.
21:08Pop sensation Nicolette.
21:13Wait.
21:14What?
21:15You're even hotter in person.
21:17I'm a big fan.
21:19Not of, like, the hockey part, but I love your Instagram.
21:26Will you excuse us for a second?
21:29Yeah.
21:31Okay, what kind of fucked up power play is this?
21:33This is for the Blades.
21:34An image overhaul its PR.
21:38It's fake, dummy.
21:40You're not actually dating her.
21:42You just need to make it seem like you're dating her.
21:44Oh.
21:44So now you're pimping me out.
21:47Kinky.
21:48Just shut up and look pretty for those cameras.
21:51You!
21:53Ty, Ty.
21:55Don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already.
21:58Okay, wow.
22:01We really do look good together, don't we?
22:04You have a good eye.
22:08Nicolette, you don't need to do that right now.
22:10The cameras aren't around.
22:12Look at you.
22:13So protective.
22:16Like a little guard dog.
22:21Maybe I want a touch.
22:23Have you seen her?
22:24So handsome.
22:28Well, boss.
22:30Thank you so much for the hot date.
22:32This is going to be fun.
22:36Don't worry, little doggie.
22:38I'll take good care of it.
22:40Little doggie.
22:53Come on, guys.
22:55A little energy.
22:56Like you're having fun.
22:58Please!
23:01Is this what you want?
23:05So much for changing the game.
23:08This is what we in the biz call a whiff.
23:15Come on, guys!
23:17Smolder for me!
23:17The camera loves you!
23:19Are they okay?
23:21It's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk.
23:23Yeah.
23:26I'm so fucked.
23:40Okay, who's next?
24:06I heard someone's on the naughty list.
24:13Very naughty.
24:17Okay.
24:18Show us what you got.
24:21I got a love, love.
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:24I got a love, love.
24:27Yeah, yeah.
24:28I got a love, love.
24:31Yeah, yeah.
24:32I got a love.
24:35Yeah, yeah.
24:36Some people say
24:41Money gets you everything
24:43But it don't make me happy
24:47It's not the reason
24:49My heart's here
24:51It's what I've got
24:55You could've put a price on that
25:00Cause I got a love
25:03Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out.
25:09Also, score, I got Chris's number.
25:12You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:14Oh.
25:15Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:18Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:22Bye.
25:23Bye.
25:23I love you.
25:24Love you too.
25:40I thought you left already.
25:42Hmm.
25:43I was waiting for my thank you
25:44For doing your job?
25:47For saving your little photo shoots.
25:49You're welcome.
25:51Fine.
25:52On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country
25:58Why do you gotta make things so hard all the time?
26:01Oh.
26:02You think it's hard now?
26:07You know what I think?
26:09I think you're scared.
26:11I'm not scared of anything.
26:14Don't make me dare you again.
26:17Tyler, I am trying to take my job seriously.
26:22I'm tired of waiting.
26:42I'm not going to jeopardize everything that I'm doing just for a quick fuck.
26:48Who said anything about quick?
26:52Good night.
26:54Good night, Mr. Carlson.
26:58Good night, Miss Martin.
27:05You boys killed it last night and with a full house.
27:09Keep it up and we'll take on the Winter Classic, then Stanley's Office.
27:14You see all the ladies in the stands?
27:16Guess all we needed to do was get our boy a girlfriend.
27:19About time we settle down.
27:21Hey!
27:25Okay, okay, okay, settle down, boys.
27:28Look, my marketing might be drawing people in, but it's going to take more than one win to keep them
27:33coming back.
27:34Kitty-Kate's right, boys.
27:36Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:38Come on, yeah.
27:38All right.
27:39We got this.
27:40Go, boys.
27:41Woo!
27:53She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
27:58Or is she as crazy as she looks?
28:02Jealous, princess?
28:04No, not jealous.
28:06Just nauseated.
28:10Okay, then.
28:12My love, come here.
28:15I miss you.
28:16You're so clingy, I love it.
28:20Duty calls.
28:22Go get your going.
28:32That top really brings out your eyes.
28:34Kevin, please.
28:36Just ate.
28:38Well, I thought I should tell you.
28:41I found a buyer for the team.
28:45What?
28:49You gave me a month.
28:52I mean, my rebrand is working.
28:54Did you see the crowds last night?
28:56Which gives us some leverage.
28:58I guess they didn't teach you buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
29:01You want me to sign over my 51%?
29:04You have to honor our deal.
29:07Kitty, calm down, okay?
29:09I'll still let you come to practice.
29:11Don't fucking touch me.
29:12Hey!
29:18Back off, man.
29:20That's how you talk to your owner?
29:22That's how you touch your cousin?
29:24Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:27Come back when you learn a little respect.
29:37What the fuck is wrong with you?
29:42Look, dude.
29:43You can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty keep distracting you.
29:47You know I'm rooting for you.
29:48Look, there is no thing, man.
29:50I told you.
29:52Yeah, you told me a whole lot of shit.
29:55You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
29:58I know you, man.
29:59You're my brother.
30:02And your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something.
30:06So decide.
30:08Or you're going to lose us to Stanley.
30:19Jesus!
30:20What the hell is going on in here?
30:24Nothing, boss.
30:30Your hand, is it?
30:31It's fine.
30:44Let me see.
30:51Ah, don't!
30:53Stop being such a baby.
30:56Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
30:58It's unprofessional and distracting.
31:01So this is my fault.
31:03Maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are.
31:06Oh, please.
31:06Don't act like you know anything about hockey, princess.
31:08You can't even skate.
31:09Stop calling me princess.
31:25We shouldn't.
31:26I know.
31:29I know.
31:31I know.
31:40Oh, please.
32:02Do you like it with a month, huh?
32:06I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:17Okay, but nothing's changed between us.
32:20That was a one-time thing.
32:22Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:29Stop.
32:30Stop what?
32:33Looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:46Okay, okay.
32:49Change of plans.
32:50You and I are both going through a lot.
32:53And, you know, it's only natural for us to want to release every now and then.
32:59And this could be that.
33:01But we have to keep it quiet.
33:03No one can know.
33:05And it's just sex.
33:07No feelings.
33:09Deal?
33:10Huh.
33:12You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's got to be record timing.
33:17Going from never again to just sex.
33:21Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:28Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:38Where does your team think you are?
33:41With my agent.
33:42You?
33:43PR dinner with Piper.
33:45Perfect.
33:52Guys, I'm waiting so bad.
33:55Not you.
33:57Not in public.
33:58There's no one around.
34:00Tyler.
34:00We can't.
34:04Just be a good girl and kiss me.
34:07All right.
34:11Blades are back and hotter than ever.
34:14Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
34:18What do we say?
34:20Thank you, boss.
34:22Mm-hmm.
34:23Mm-hmm.
34:41I hope you don't mind.
34:43My last thing looks good on you.
34:52I hope you don't mind.
34:58I hope you don't mind.
35:00I hope you don't mind.
35:01I hope you don't mind.
35:01I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:02I hope you don't mind.
35:03I hope you don't mind.
35:03I hope you don't mind.
35:05I hope you don't mind.
35:07I hope you don't mind.
35:09I hope you don't mind.
35:14I hope you don't mind.
35:28Seriously, thank you for doing all this.
35:30Look, I know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as an Oscars after-party, but still.
35:36It's been my pleasure.
35:40Uh, I think the paparazzi are gone.
35:42We don't have to, uh...
35:43Come on, Ty-Ty, we can quit pretending.
35:47Isn't pretending the whole point?
35:48No, I mean...
35:50Come on, baby.
35:52Pretending that there's not a real connection between us.
35:55This isn't real, Nicolette.
35:58You know that, right?
35:59It could be.
36:06Kate, what are you...
36:08Funny, I don't see any cameras around.
36:10Do you mind if I steal him?
36:12Um, we have some Blades business we need to talk about.
36:14Yes.
36:15Actually, I do mind.
36:16Great.
36:17Thank you so much.
36:18Great work tonight.
36:20Kate, where are we going?
36:21Time to go, superstar.
36:28Unbelievable.
36:29You are the one that said that I had to sell this relationship with Nicolette to help the team.
36:33Well, you seemed pretty committed to the bit.
36:35Practically drooling all over him when the cameras weren't even around.
36:39You're jealous.
36:40What?
36:42No, I'm not.
36:44Yes, you are, Kate.
36:45Why can you never just say what you're feeling?
36:47Tyler!
36:48You are famous for sleeping around.
36:52You're a fuckboy.
36:54Sorry.
36:58It's called setting expectations.
37:05I know that's how people see me.
37:10But the truth is, Kate,
37:14I've never felt like this before.
37:18I can't get you out of my head.
37:21I can't even focus on games because I'm too busy thinking about seeing you after.
37:27And if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there,
37:32then you would have seen me turn Nicolette down.
37:36Because I don't want her.
37:39I want you.
37:40I want you.
37:53Hating each other is kind of our thing.
37:57That's why the sex is so good.
38:02What if it's not just about the sex?
38:09I can't.
38:24Tell me that you don't want me.
38:27And I will never touch you ever again.
38:35Tyler.
38:35What if it's not just about it?
39:04I can't.
39:04I'll talk about it.
39:05That's what it's about.
40:36I've never hated you more.
41:11Good morning.
41:13Good morning.
41:15Last night was amazing.
41:19Who knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side?
41:23Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:40Kate, you really are so...
41:49What's up, Piper?
41:51Code red, bitch!
41:52Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:54Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
41:58What?
41:58There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:02Okay, we'll call you back.
42:10Oh, God.
42:13Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler?
42:15Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:20Fuck.
42:23So all that no-mixing-business-with-pleasure stuff?
42:26Shut it.
42:28What are we going to do?
42:30Okay, this is a PR disaster.
42:31Everyone's going to think that Tyler is a cheater.
42:34But I'm not.
42:35That shit was fake.
42:37We're going to lose our new fan base.
42:39Okay, ticket sales are going to plummet and Kevin will...
42:45I can't afford this right now.
42:47Okay, look.
42:48We will fix this.
42:50Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:53They'll kiss and make up.
42:54Everyone's happy.
42:56Uh, not me.
42:58I'm not happy.
42:59Tyler.
43:00Please, you have to do this.
43:03Seriously?
43:06What about us?
43:07What about last night?
43:11It has to be our secret, okay?
43:15No one else can know.
43:21You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:24Look, I'm really sorry.
43:26This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:28I was just meeting with, um...
43:35With my boss.
43:37Contract dispute.
43:39That's it.
43:41I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:44I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:46Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:48The world believes we're real, and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:52You don't have to worry about anything.
43:55There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
43:59Right?
44:03I don't want to think he'd be so desperate.
44:11Are those for me?
44:14Uh, yeah.
44:23You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:27Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:33Take me to lunch?
44:35Yeah, sure.
44:56You know we can't be seen together.
44:58Oh, I can't do this.
45:01Me neither.
45:09You've gotta be kidding me.
45:14Kevin, this isn't...
45:15I see.
45:16So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:22You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, but God...
45:24Hey!
45:24And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
45:28But wait until everyone finds out that the new CEO is actually just fucking the star player.
45:33We're not fucking.
45:36Bullshit.
45:38Just tell him.
45:39Like I would ever even go for him.
45:41He's an egotistical fuckboy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:46No thank you.
45:50Right, and, uh...
45:52She's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
45:59So...
46:01I guess we're done here.
46:11Ouch.
46:14Yeah, you know, looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:20You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
46:23He's right.
46:24You don't belong here.
46:25So just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:28And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:31Yeah?
46:32The press never has to find out.
46:37I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:46Jesus.
46:48Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:49I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
46:58Who died?
47:00The team.
47:02What?
47:03What are you talking about, the team?
47:04We're being sold.
47:06Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:11Don't give a shit about us.
47:13Wait, wait, wait.
47:14Kate agreed to this?
47:15She's the co-owner, dude.
47:17It was probably her idea.
47:19So what'd you do?
47:20You break her heart?
47:24No.
47:26No, she broke mine.
47:38Tyler, I've been worried sick about you.
47:40Why haven't you been answering me?
47:43We're done.
47:44What?
47:46Yeah, because apparently Kate's not my boss anymore, which means she can't tell me what
47:52to do.
47:53Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go tell that to her face.
47:56You can't break up with me.
47:59You're in love with me.
48:01Wait.
48:02Let's talk it out.
48:22Tyler, what are you doing here?
48:24You're selling the team.
48:26What do you care?
48:28And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:31Also, that's what this is about.
48:33Because I hurt your feelings.
48:35Kate, you called me a fuckboy.
48:36I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:39I didn't mean it.
48:42It doesn't matter.
48:44Okay, it was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:49So you chose your reputation.
48:51That's what it came down to.
48:52You and your image.
48:54I chose the team.
48:56More bad press and it would have ended the blades and it would have killed your career.
48:59I did it for you.
49:01You moron.
49:05Because...
49:05Because why?
49:07I don't know.
49:09Because why, Kate?
49:10Nothing.
49:11I'll tell the truth for once in your life.
49:13Just shut up!
49:14I dare you!
49:15Because I love you!
49:31You want honesty?
49:34Well, here it is.
49:38You're an asshole.
49:40And you're rude.
49:42And you're arrogant.
49:44And you have a severe problem with authority, which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:48And you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit and I never...
49:57I never want it to end.
49:58I never want it to end.
50:07When my dad left me the team,
50:10I thought it was his final fuck you to me.
50:15Giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for.
50:22I know I see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given.
50:32Because he gave me you.
50:38Are you going to say something?
50:43My boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking.
50:56I love you too.
51:20Fuck.
51:24What are you going to tell Nicolette?
51:27I already broke up with her.
51:29You did what?
51:31Now I'm going to have to figure out a way to save the team and clean up after your mess.
51:35Well...
51:46We should have done this in the first place.
51:49Owner and a player fall in love.
51:52It's like a real-life fanfic.
51:54The fairy tale practically writes itself.
51:56With a little help from yours truly, of course.
52:00Hey, my baby's a genius.
52:04I'm sorry.
52:05When did this happen?
52:06Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
52:16Well, don't you two look cozy.
52:19Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
52:21Not at all.
52:22In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:32A new sales contract.
52:36You're still selling.
52:37But to me, I'm buying you out.
52:43You really think you can do this?
52:45There is no better woman for the job.
52:50That's cute.
52:51Your funeral.
52:55Good riddance, creep.
53:01Okay.
53:09Can I have my present now?
53:12Merry Christmas, superstar.
53:15Merry Christmas, princess.
53:18melting baby.
53:19Yes.
53:20I am.
53:22I am.
53:30My whole life.
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