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00:06Hey, hey! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptile suit.
00:11I was just thinking the same thing.
00:14Welcome to Paris. I've been asked to take you directly to your reptile.
00:19Out of my way, babies! The prettiest, smartest, fastest girl gets the front seat.
00:25So why is she in such a hurry?
00:28Your tummy's all bubbly.
00:30Don't worry now. I got your bag on.
00:51Look, he ripped ourselves.
00:54Pokio sure looks a different on TV, huh?
00:57Pokio? Don't you know nothing? This is Paris.
01:03You babies are as strong here as you are at home.
01:07Oui, oui! Except him!
01:10Hey, he thinks it's Paris already.
01:12Welcome to Hero and Dog.
01:15What the hell?
01:15Yay! That's Paris!
01:23Et voila! Our Parisian pied-à-terre.
01:27Pretty posh tits.
01:30Ah! The beds are quite comfortable.
01:33Yeah? Incoming!
01:35Oh!
01:35Oh!
01:37And so is the floor!
01:39Hi!
01:41You know, it's the most beautifulest potty I've ever seen!
01:46I'm a dypey man myself.
01:49Wow!
01:51A potty that squirts you back!
01:54I don't know you guys!
01:57I squirt myself enough already!
02:01We're off to the boutiques!
02:03Okay!
02:04It's time to meet Ms. LaBouche!
02:06The woman who made all this possible!
02:09Shall we?
02:15Well, Chaz, it looks like you, me and the kids.
02:18Oui, oui, Bouda Bee!
02:20That's why I'm coming.
02:23That's not Spike.
02:30I'm a dogcat!
02:38Dora, does Spike!
02:41Oooooooooh!
02:43Oooooooh!
02:45Ooooooh!
02:46Oooooooh!
02:47TaddaON!
02:48Ooooooh!
02:49Ooooooh!
02:50Oooooooh!
02:53Jesus, it's kind of odd to have a Japanese theme park in the middle of Paris.
02:59It's a new century. Just go with the flow.
03:07Oh, wow.
03:10Bonjour. Welcome to your reptile.
03:14And one of you must be Mr. Pickles.
03:16That would be moi.
03:18And this is my good friend Charles Finster.
03:21And this is my son, Chuckie.
03:23Hi, Chuckie.
03:25I like your bear.
03:28What sweet children.
03:30Is this your first time in Paris?
03:32Well, France, yes.
03:34But I've been to Paris, Texas.
03:46Paris, I wonder if the Bobfather had anything to do with it.
03:51Come on, Chuckie.
03:52It's a wavy pool.
03:55The model.
03:56Oh, they look hungry.
04:03Must be lunchtime.
04:16Where did this filthy bookends come from?
04:21Oh, what have you done to my priceless collection of fried fish?
04:53I told you to get the piranha.
04:55Oh, why don't we take the babies to see the princess parade while they get better acquainted?
05:01Oh, the kids would love that.
05:04Caesar's face?
05:06I never want to make this face again.
05:10Now get to work.
05:12I'll have her working in no time.
05:14Mechanical expertise is my middle name.
05:15Then your first name should be I Have No.
05:20Sorry to interrupt your episode, but it's false.
05:24False, false.
05:25Oh, Monsieur Yamaguchi.
05:27So nice to see you.
05:30As you know, I'm stepping down as president of Yamaguchi Industries, and I've begun a search
05:36for my replacement.
05:37Splendid.
05:38I accept.
05:39You are one of the many under consideration.
05:43But I have made millions for this company.
05:46The candidates should not be concerned only with money.
05:50They must understand what it means to bring joy to children.
05:55In fact, they themselves must have the heart of a child.
05:59I must have one in the jar somewhere.
06:01In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful man with a baby sing on his own.
06:06Ah, congratulations, madame.
06:10I look forward to attending the wedding and seeing you with your new family.
06:15We'll discuss the promotion then.
06:18Goodbye.
06:20Goodbye.
06:21What now, Pugio?
06:23Years employing my way to the Topcon Twist.
06:26Why am I not some child's dander mother?
06:30Why?
06:32Why?
06:32Why?
06:34Because you hate children, and men find you to be a heartless child?
06:39There has to be a spineless little man with a bat of his own somewhere out there.
06:45Oh, sure?
06:48My chocolates are in your little American stomach.
06:51Choco, get them back.
06:52Open wide.
06:54Say, ah!
06:55No way!
06:56You have five seconds to come up with a reason why I should not lock you up forever and ever.
07:02Um, because I can sing five raisins up my nose, and I can sing real good, and forever and ever
07:07is a really long time.
07:08Take, talk.
07:09And I know where you can find a spiny little man with a brand of his own.
07:13Or you could say, strike me down if I tell him why.
07:15Uh-huh, I just need a friend.
07:23Of course not.
07:28Wow, isn't this neat, Chucky?
07:31I don't know.
07:32There's something kind of weird about a guy in a ponytail in a dress.
07:37Oh, golly, Kira.
07:38You're a bachelor.
07:40Well, I have a beautiful little girl to thank for that.
07:44Kimmy, she's almost two.
07:46So's my Chucky.
07:47I mean, not a girl, I mean, but...
07:51Oh, look!
07:53The princess is coming!
07:55Once upon a time, there was a mighty dinosaur named Reptar.
08:01Everyone ran away from it, except the beautiful princess.
08:05She was not afraid, because she could see that Reptar was not vicious.
08:10He was lonely and unhappy.
08:13So she promised to take care of him and keep him safe and loved forever and ever.
08:23Forever and ever.
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