00:00With all due respect, we've been training for, what, two months?
00:04And I haven't even worn the ring yet.
00:09Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior.
00:11You're just a fucking substitute teacher.
00:14You're not ready to get up in front of the class until the ring says you are.
00:19All right.
00:28I could have died.
00:30You want me to train you, I'm training you.
00:36Something is off here.
00:38I can feel it.
00:43This is my town.
00:45You're a big shot.
00:47Notice.
00:49But stay the fuck out of my way.
00:52Think she hates her guts?
00:53It's the way she hates them.
00:57This is a stupid plan.
01:00What if that's stupid?
01:01That I don't doubt.
01:04The Green Lantern's oath is to protect people.
01:11And we both know I do a better job of this than you.
01:18This is my job.
01:21As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing.
01:24So take a deep breath, Junior.
01:29You're old.
01:31You're old.
01:33You're tired.
01:41And your time is up.
01:48I don't understand.
01:49Who are you exactly?
01:51Hal Jordan, Green Lantern.
02:00Have you ever talked with the other lanterns?
02:02I'm the only human.
02:03They're aliens.
02:04One of them's a fucking squirrel.
02:06Is that a girl?
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