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00:00:28Satsang with Mooji
00:00:51yeah man everything is measured cut marked just needs to be mounted right you can take it from
00:00:56here so you're hopeless man no no it's cool I got it I will just come back after the trip
00:01:03and take care
00:01:04of it finish it up yeah no no we know about you and power tools bud no I got it
00:01:12yeah I know sure
00:01:17right oh my god man so did you use this thing to cut a cake or to skin a bear
00:01:26this big-ass knife he got in this box marked wedding stuff really I don't remember it being
00:01:33this I was really drunk though right yeah I set myself up for that okay yeah no I got it
00:01:44I'm
00:01:44just gonna lock up I'm gonna drink some of your beer eat some of your food that way I can
00:01:47avoid
00:01:48Misha's cooking yeah it's that bad right yeah okay well hurry your ass up let's get on the road
00:02:23so
00:04:19He's harmless.
00:04:21Yeah, well he comes over into the yard
00:04:22and he pisses all over my stuff.
00:04:24I had a million dollar job on Avalencia last week
00:04:26and all my gear smelled like dog piss.
00:04:29I told Jim if he did it again,
00:04:31I was gonna toss him back over.
00:04:32Don't tell me that you threw Oreo over the fence.
00:04:35I didn't throw him over the fence, geez.
00:04:37I picked him up, I set him down
00:04:39over the shortest portion of the fence.
00:04:41He squirmed out of my arms at the last minute.
00:04:44Threw him over the fence.
00:04:45Jesus Christ.
00:04:47You'd love to blow shit out of proportion, you know that?
00:04:49If that was your precious garden, though,
00:04:51oh man, we would never hear the end of their food.
00:04:52Let's not do this right now.
00:04:54They're gonna be here any minute.
00:04:55Fine.
00:05:10Have you been reading these?
00:05:14Yeah.
00:05:16Really?
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:20Oh.
00:05:27I'm sorry.
00:05:29I'm sorry I didn't mean to barge in here like this
00:05:32and acting all crazy.
00:05:34I just, I mean, this is amazing.
00:05:40Look, I promise you, I'm gonna make the best father.
00:05:43Now this kid, he is gonna be an All-American by his freshman year in college.
00:05:47Well, she, she will be an All-American.
00:05:49No, I don't know.
00:05:52Don't you know?
00:05:53This could be a game changer for us.
00:05:56Hayden, a baby doesn't fix a marriage.
00:05:59A baby isn't magic.
00:06:01It, sometimes it makes things worse.
00:06:07Let's just talk about this when we get back.
00:06:10And we need to get ready.
00:06:13They're gonna be here any minute.
00:06:14Alright, come on.
00:06:15You have to go.
00:06:53You have to go.
00:07:14You have to go.
00:08:08You have to go.
00:08:13You have to go.
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:22You guys should take in this fresh air.
00:08:34I'm coming.
00:09:04I'm coming.
00:09:05Not bad.
00:09:06Not bad.
00:09:08Not bad.
00:09:09I'm so relieved.
00:09:11It's pretty good.
00:09:14You doubted me?
00:09:15You don't think I can put together a kick-ass weekend?
00:09:18Well, now that we're rewriting history, we'll just forget that vacation from two years ago.
00:09:23Yeah, I was definitely forgetting about that one.
00:09:24Hey, I didn't hear any of you guys complaining when y'all got a full refund.
00:09:29Well, it really is beautiful out here.
00:09:33It is.
00:09:33It actually is.
00:09:33Yeah, it is.
00:09:35It's quiet.
00:09:40All right, so is there a bellhop or we gotta get these bags ourselves?
00:09:42Oh my God.
00:09:44What?
00:09:45Look.
00:09:45Oh my God, you guys, he's not moving.
00:09:47Who's not, what?
00:09:48Hold on.
00:09:49Stay here.
00:09:51What?
00:09:59Hey man, you okay?
00:10:07I don't think he's breathing, man.
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:20Ah!
00:10:21Oh, Jesus!
00:10:29That's the point, though.
00:10:30You never know.
00:10:32Never know what?
00:10:34You never know when Ellen might surprise you.
00:10:42Is everything okay?
00:10:43All right.
00:10:48Ooh, son.
00:10:50Are you guys dealing drugs or a hip-hop guy or something?
00:10:54Yeah, I'd like me a practical ride, but that's a gas guzzle right there.
00:11:00Whatever tickles your pickle, though, am I right?
00:11:05Ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:11:10Bo Lee.
00:11:11Hey.
00:11:12I live down on the property.
00:11:14I'll be your concierge for the weekend.
00:11:18I'm Misha.
00:11:20And this is Nora.
00:11:21Ah, pleasure.
00:11:23Bo Lee.
00:11:25I like that.
00:11:26Yep.
00:11:27Bo hyphen Lee.
00:11:29It's a family name.
00:11:31Hey, Bo.
00:11:32Hayden.
00:11:33I'm the one who booked the place.
00:11:35Yeah, it's Bo Lee.
00:11:38That's my buddy, Chris.
00:11:40And it looks like you already met the wives.
00:11:43Mm-hmm.
00:11:45You boys are gonna have yourselves a damn fine time this weekend, huh?
00:11:48Come on.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:57He has us on goals.
00:11:58Follow the leader.
00:11:59Come here.
00:12:04You know what I'm saying, man?
00:12:06What was happening with you on the ground like that?
00:12:07We thought you were dead.
00:12:08Maybe I was.
00:12:10Nah.
00:12:11Helps my spine.
00:12:12Old back injury.
00:12:16Yeah, my chiropractor says the same thing.
00:12:19Lay on the lumpy ground with some gravel.
00:12:21There's one to say about it.
00:12:24Nice step.
00:12:36You coming, Nora?
00:12:40What is that?
00:13:04All right.
00:13:06So we got an L shape.
00:13:08There's a bedroom down that way.
00:13:11There's two more down there.
00:13:12Each got their own bathroom.
00:13:14You know, a commode and everything.
00:13:17Even there's two pair of you.
00:13:19It might be a good idea to sleep on opposite ends of the house anyway.
00:13:22You know what I mean?
00:13:26That's the living room over there.
00:13:29Fireplace.
00:13:30Feel free to use.
00:13:31Woo!
00:13:33Kitchen.
00:13:34You got a kitchen.
00:13:36Table.
00:13:37Chairs.
00:13:38Go out to the store here.
00:13:40It's like a courtyard and whatnot.
00:13:42You know, you got lots of land here.
00:13:44Barn.
00:13:45Stables down there.
00:13:46You got to run the property.
00:13:47You know, except those trailers.
00:13:50That's where I stay.
00:13:53People always ask.
00:13:55They're asking about internet and cable TV.
00:13:58No, sir.
00:13:59I got some DVDs you can borrow if you like.
00:14:02If you need to get on the web, there's a coffee place downtown.
00:14:05And there's a bar crossing to Payless.
00:14:08I go down there and watch the kung fu fights.
00:14:09They got good cable.
00:14:14Now, we're just here to unplug for the weekend anyway.
00:14:16And I'm sure my wife for one weekend can be off of Facebook.
00:14:21No one's on Facebook under the age of 60, dear.
00:14:25But I will need to get on Insta.
00:14:28Is that the site where dudes go to find other dudes?
00:14:33No.
00:14:34No.
00:14:34It's Instagram.
00:14:36Maybe you, I mean, we can hike into town this weekend.
00:14:39We can, you know, find some shops and find a little Wi-Fi.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45Shit, I don't know.
00:14:46That's a hell of a walk.
00:14:47Like 12 miles.
00:14:49I can see you ladies like to get sweaty.
00:14:55Okay.
00:14:58Got some keys here for you.
00:14:59All of these here.
00:15:01If you can't figure something out, just give me a holler.
00:15:03Knock.
00:15:04Come on in.
00:15:05I don't care.
00:15:06I like to walk around all natural.
00:15:10That means no clothes on.
00:15:15That was a joke.
00:15:16Okay.
00:15:17Or was it?
00:15:20Clean up after yourself.
00:15:23The good Lord hates the slop.
00:15:35Oh my God.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38Seriously.
00:15:38Where did you find this guy?
00:15:39I guess that's why I got such a good deal on this place.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:42No kidding.
00:15:42You shouldn't have left it up to your cheap ass.
00:15:44Oh no, Chris.
00:15:45He's not cheap.
00:15:46Don't you remember?
00:15:47He got the plastic champagne flutes, not the styrofoam last time.
00:15:52That's why.
00:15:52That's why.
00:15:53That was classified.
00:15:55That's classified.
00:16:00Well, I'm going to go unpack.
00:16:02Yeah.
00:16:02Hey guys.
00:16:03Let's all freshen up and meet back here and I will make us some sangria.
00:16:09Ooh.
00:16:10By sangria, she means sangrias.
00:16:12Plural.
00:16:13Nice.
00:16:14Nice.
00:16:14Nice.
00:16:15Oh lordy.
00:16:17Alright.
00:16:24This place isn't so bad, right?
00:16:27Well, Leah's a lunatic.
00:16:28I'm sure you two will become fast friends.
00:16:33Is that a shot at me or at him?
00:16:35Oh my God.
00:16:38I'm kidding.
00:16:39Relax.
00:16:43Well, he certainly was into you.
00:16:45And that outfit.
00:16:50Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:56Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:17:05Babe, you never know when Bo Lee Norman Bates might be lurking.
00:17:11I know.
00:17:13But you know how those guys are.
00:17:14I mean, they've been out here their entire lives.
00:17:16Just ain't as woke as a city folk.
00:17:20He didn't give you the creeps?
00:17:23He's harmless.
00:17:24Bit of a weirdo, but harmless.
00:17:30If he oversteps this weekend, I'll be sure to say something.
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33Oh, I'll be fine.
00:17:35I can handle myself.
00:17:37Trust me, I know you can.
00:17:38My badass and hard-working wife.
00:17:42Yeah, I'm gonna get changed.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:46I just need to compose a few emails for Monday.
00:17:54This is supposed to be a work-free weekend, remember?
00:17:57I know.
00:17:59It'll just take a sec.
00:18:00And it's hardly work anyway.
00:18:03Well, good luck anyhow.
00:18:04There's no Wi-Fi here, remember?
00:18:05I just need to compose them while they're still in my head, and I'll send them Sunday night when we
00:18:09get in.
00:18:12God.
00:18:18And then this motherfucker says, I don't need to see your ID, just hers.
00:18:22I'm like, fuck you, man.
00:18:24I don't look that old, do I?
00:18:25Come on.
00:18:26And then you looked in the mirror.
00:18:28Look at Noah bringing the heat.
00:18:29Look at your girl, man.
00:18:31I'm telling you, man, this is why I can never win a fight with her, because she's too quick for
00:18:34me.
00:18:35Too quick.
00:18:36Well, I mean, come on.
00:18:37You do.
00:18:38You look young for your age.
00:18:39He does.
00:18:40But you don't look under 21.
00:18:42Oh shit, neither do you.
00:18:45No, you didn't.
00:18:46No, you didn't.
00:18:48Do you see this?
00:18:49Do you see this?
00:18:51Do you see the shit?
00:18:51That I put up with?
00:18:53All the time.
00:18:54Oh, well, please.
00:18:55You don't look under 21.
00:18:57I mean, come on.
00:18:57No, no.
00:18:58What's the problem?
00:18:58First of all, you...
00:19:00Misha looks like she could pass for 21.
00:19:03And second of all, you don't say that kind of thing to a woman.
00:19:05Mm-hmm.
00:19:05What is wrong with you?
00:19:06Really?
00:19:07Chris, help me out, man.
00:19:09Yeah, Chris.
00:19:09She does not look under 21.
00:19:11Yeah, Chris.
00:19:11What do you think?
00:19:12Yes, Chris.
00:19:13What do you think?
00:19:14What's the question?
00:19:15No, I...
00:19:17Look, I know that she's not 19.
00:19:20So, uh, I can't, uh, really say.
00:19:22But it's simple.
00:19:23The question is, does Misha look like she could pass for 21, or no?
00:19:28And the answer is yes.
00:19:30Yeah, he's thinking.
00:19:32We've got company.
00:19:33Look at me.
00:19:34Look at me.
00:19:34Look at me.
00:19:46Suppertime, suppertime.
00:19:50Sorry to barge in.
00:19:53Got a bowl of blue down there at the barn.
00:19:57Owner keeps them up here in the washer-dryer room in y'all's place, so here I am.
00:20:03Do your thing, man.
00:20:04It's your place.
00:20:05Oh, no, no.
00:20:07No, I run things here, but, uh, you know, this weekend, it's Misha's home.
00:20:12Carry on.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:24That's spitting in that bottle.
00:20:26That's nasty.
00:20:27It is.
00:20:27That is nasty.
00:20:28I mean, just, just in it.
00:20:29Oh, yeah.
00:20:31We know lots of guys that do that.
00:20:32I play baseball.
00:20:33What are we, in 1940?
00:20:34I'm not.
00:20:35Oh, shit.
00:20:36Brad.
00:20:36One of my best friends, he still does it.
00:20:38He sells real estate, drives around, shows clients' properties.
00:20:41He's still spitting in it, keeps it in the center console over his Mercedes-Benz.
00:20:44He does not.
00:20:45Yes, he does.
00:20:46That's true.
00:20:47I met Brad, and he's charming.
00:20:51He's nothing like, oh, fucking, hyphen, Lee.
00:20:55Yeah, please.
00:20:56Poor Brad.
00:20:57He's not here to defend himself.
00:20:58I'm sorry.
00:21:03Well, I'm all set.
00:21:06What was that saying?
00:21:07That's a lot of bulbs you got there, Moly.
00:21:10Jeez.
00:21:14Moly, I gotta, I'm sorry, I gotta ask you a serious, serious question.
00:21:19Would you ever consider selling real estate?
00:21:25Oh, my God.
00:21:28What's so fucking funny?
00:21:30Nothing, man.
00:21:31It's just, I'm sorry.
00:21:32It's just, it's a...
00:21:34Inside joke about a guy we know is all.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:36Yeah, we're just joking.
00:21:38Tell me.
00:21:40I'm sorry.
00:21:41Tell me this joke.
00:21:44No, really.
00:21:45It's, it's, it's just a long, boring story.
00:21:49Stupid.
00:21:50Really.
00:21:50Just stop.
00:21:51It's a joke.
00:21:51Be silly.
00:21:53I'm not having a little too much fun at all.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:56Either you tell me the story, or all of y'all are out.
00:22:00No.
00:22:01Oh.
00:22:01Hey, come on.
00:22:02Tell me the story, or I'm gonna go get my gun.
00:22:07Oh, okay.
00:22:07And I'm gonna make you tell me the story.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10Okay.
00:22:10Let's, uh, be cool.
00:22:15Okay?
00:22:18What the hell is the story?
00:22:22Look at this fucker here.
00:22:24Look at this fucker.
00:22:26Oh.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29Hold on there now, fella.
00:22:30Let's be cool.
00:22:31Uh, I'm the sheriff around these parts.
00:22:35And all y'all's faces.
00:22:36Y'all's faces.
00:22:38Mm.
00:22:39Mm.
00:22:39Mm.
00:22:40Mm.
00:22:41Mm.
00:22:42Okay, we like joking here, but when you threaten people with a gun, what the fuck is that?
00:22:47Oh, that's not cool.
00:22:47No.
00:22:48Well, he doesn't have a gun.
00:22:49He's just joking around.
00:22:52He's kidding.
00:22:52He's kidding.
00:22:53Is that Italian?
00:22:56I'll put you folks on tacos or fried chicken.
00:23:03Anywho, I'll get out of your short and curlies.
00:23:10Adios.
00:23:16Okay, what I want to know is who was that fried chicken comment directed towards?
00:23:21Was that for me?
00:23:22Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
00:23:23He's just joking around.
00:23:25Yeah, well, he needs to learn some tact.
00:23:27Tact?
00:23:27Fried chicken, really.
00:23:28For that guy, seriously, that's a tall order.
00:23:32Oh, my God.
00:23:33Hey, hey, I don't think that he meant it that way.
00:23:36Here's the thing.
00:23:37I need to know, who is the Mexican in this scenario?
00:23:41Because I think he's talking about me.
00:23:44Is it me?
00:23:45Here's the better question.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48Taco guy?
00:23:49I'm Taco Man.
00:23:52Whew.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:54Guys, are we going to hike in the morning?
00:23:56I gotta call at night.
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:58I'm not a morning person.
00:24:00Yeah, exactly.
00:24:00You're not.
00:24:01I mean, none of us are, right?
00:24:03And the gallons of sangria?
00:24:05Yeah.
00:24:06I'm calling it.
00:24:07I'm calling it.
00:24:08No, no.
00:24:09I'll get these.
00:24:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:11Yes, it's just a couple of plates.
00:24:12It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:14Go to sleep.
00:24:15Yeah, I'm positive.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:19All right, buddy.
00:24:20Nora, you coming with?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23Thank you all for dinner.
00:24:25You're welcome.
00:24:26Broome's famous pasta.
00:24:28It was delicious.
00:24:29And I'll see you in the morning?
00:24:30See you in the morning.
00:24:31Although reluctantly for some people.
00:24:34Good night.
00:24:34Well.
00:24:39What?
00:24:41Well, aren't you a sweetheart?
00:24:45Are you going to help me?
00:24:48No.
00:24:48It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:50You got this.
00:24:52Jesus Christ.
00:25:00I got to drink too much.
00:25:04Hayden always makes you do that.
00:25:08I'm going to shower.
00:25:10I'm going to close my eyes a second.
00:25:32Oh, Christ.
00:25:42The kitchen's clean.
00:25:46Great.
00:25:48Oh, my God.
00:25:51This is so you.
00:25:53You know?
00:25:54Let's have a nice weekend, honey.
00:25:56And then you do a complete 180.
00:26:04I'm going to bed.
00:26:07Clean up after yourself.
00:26:10Fucking bitch-ass.
00:26:12Holy shit.
00:26:32Come on, you're a bitch-ass.
00:26:51Were you trying to fuck with me?
00:26:57The bathroom window just now.
00:26:59Were you trying to scare me?
00:27:01What are you talking about?
00:27:03I've been right here.
00:27:05I was cold as hell out there.
00:27:07I want to go outside.
00:27:13You think it was Hayden?
00:27:15Mm-mm.
00:27:18He would mess with you in the shower.
00:27:19I was crossing the line.
00:27:21Even for him.
00:27:22Well, something was.
00:27:25I said it was that fucking Bowie guy.
00:27:37There's nothing out there.
00:27:44Find us the wind.
00:27:47No, I already looked.
00:27:48It just felt like something was watching me and then I heard a noise twice.
00:27:53I'm positive it was not the wind.
00:27:55So you felt like you saw someone and then you felt like you heard a noise?
00:28:01No, I didn't feel like I heard something.
00:28:03I heard something.
00:28:05Don't do that.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:21I'll go look.
00:28:26Brother?
00:28:27You're quitting?
00:28:30It's vacation.
00:28:48You're going to go out with you.
00:28:50I hope you're gonna let me play it in the room.
00:28:50You're not kidding me, you're doing well.
00:28:50I don't know if you want to come in on an office or an office or an office or an
00:28:51office or an office or a office, and kind of a office or well-in office or a decision.
00:29:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:29:37That's so jumpy, handsome.
00:29:39Sorry, scared the shit out of me.
00:29:40Trying to start the next epic brush fire now?
00:29:43Seriously, right?
00:29:43Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:29:47What are you doing out here?
00:29:49Well, I was heading to bed and then I saw you over here puffing away.
00:29:52I thought you quit those things, by the way.
00:29:54Yeah, yeah.
00:29:55No worries, it's gonna kill you.
00:29:57Nah, she already knows.
00:29:58I think she wants to kill me anyhow.
00:30:01Oh, and what the hell is up with you going to bed so early?
00:30:03Leaving me all alone in there with Misha.
00:30:08Just tired as all.
00:30:10I'll be more fun tomorrow.
00:30:13Not too tired to come out here and steal a smoke.
00:30:15Well, nah man, she thought she saw someone outside her bathroom window,
00:30:19so I'm told I come out here and check on it.
00:30:24Two prison, one stone.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:27Well shit, hey.
00:30:28Give me one of those cowboy killers.
00:30:31Thank you, sir.
00:30:44So someone outside your window, huh?
00:30:49I don't know man, you know Nora.
00:30:50She always gets so jumpy and paranoid when she's not surrounded by asphalt and stoplights.
00:31:00Starts running Texas chainsaw scenarios through her head.
00:31:05Plus that Bo Lee guy, man.
00:31:07I freaked her out.
00:31:08Yeah, well, her boy Bo.
00:31:11I don't think he's got too much practice interacting with people.
00:31:14That's what I told her.
00:31:16That's Bo Lee.
00:31:18By the way.
00:31:26What's going on with you and Misha?
00:31:27You guys alright?
00:31:30Hmm.
00:31:32Make sure I ask that.
00:31:35Not that you just said that I left you alone with her.
00:31:37Tonight is all.
00:31:41We're going through a little bit of a rough patch.
00:31:44Really?
00:31:48Everything alright?
00:31:49You know, the normal stuff.
00:31:51Work, money, communication.
00:31:55I can't stand that fucking bitch anymore so there's that.
00:31:58Come on.
00:31:59I don't know.
00:32:01Just gotta work through a couple things, that's all.
00:32:07Anything you want to talk about?
00:32:11Nah.
00:32:13You know, I've got a feeling that this trip is going to be real good for us.
00:32:19We're going to get some things resolved.
00:32:23You know, start out with a clean slate.
00:32:26What about you and your girl, man?
00:32:28Aside from the occasional peeping Tom or Sasquatch, whatever the fuck it is you guys think you saw out here.
00:32:35We're good.
00:32:36Yeah, yeah.
00:32:40Well, I'm happy to hear that.
00:32:44Oh.
00:32:46Man, I hope you and Misha are alright.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Thanks, man.
00:32:52Alright.
00:32:55I'm going to bed.
00:32:56See you in the morning.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:33:00See you in the morning.
00:33:01See you in the morning.
00:33:03Bright and early.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:16See you in the morning.
00:33:18See you in the morning morning too.
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:24Yeah, ma'am.
00:33:29See you in the morning.
00:33:32Right before, you're ready.
00:33:32Good morning.
00:33:33Thanks.
00:33:34Yeah, I'm awety!
00:33:38Oh, my God.
00:34:04Most times I don't know what I'm drinking for
00:34:09I drink a while and too much whiskey
00:34:16If I'm being honest that I need
00:34:58Oh you're in a big hurry to get your ass kicked
00:35:01You know we're racing to the top of that mountain we saw on the way in
00:35:04And I'm feeling real good today
00:35:05What?
00:35:06All right you talking shit already?
00:35:09Well it's on then let's do this
00:35:11Oh yeah I don't know about that man
00:35:12You guys had that surfing competition
00:35:14She caught like twice as many waves as you did
00:35:16Then she beat your ass in arm wrestling
00:35:18Okay all right that's good don't encourage her man
00:35:21What about you?
00:35:22You getting in on this?
00:35:23Because I would love to take your big ass down
00:35:25Guys are we on vacation or are we doing a Spartan race?
00:35:28No
00:35:28I'm going to let you two competitive freaks go at it
00:35:31I'm going to stay back and watch
00:35:32And speaking of freaks
00:35:35Are you still drunk from last night?
00:35:38Okay let's do this
00:35:41Yeah let's do it
00:35:42You look fine come on
00:35:44Don't let them stress your head
00:35:46Maybe lighten up on her a little bit
00:35:48This is what we do man she kind of digs it
00:35:51This is a weird way of working things out
00:35:55That's a very weird way of working things out
00:35:56Maybe you are still a little drunk
00:35:59Maybe
00:36:01Hey is that a beer?
00:36:03Come on man share
00:36:13Y'all going to a party?
00:36:17No
00:36:18Just a hike
00:36:19She looks like she's going to a party
00:36:23Nope
00:36:25Just a hike
00:36:26Promise
00:36:28Didn't get my invite
00:36:30To the party
00:36:33Okay
00:36:35Let's um
00:36:35Let's wait for the boys
00:36:37I don't like the feel of the sky
00:36:41Just
00:36:42Tying her shoe
00:36:44That's why Velcro is the way to go
00:36:47If you can afford it
00:36:48I guess
00:36:51I just don't think he's seen many women like me
00:36:54From there
00:36:56Seriously
00:36:58Where are they?
00:36:59Ugh
00:37:00Shit
00:37:10Wearing down already Nora?
00:37:12What's up?
00:37:12No we're waiting on you guys
00:37:13So don't look now
00:37:15A psycho bully killer
00:37:16Is over there in the woods
00:37:17Watching us
00:37:18Yes he was just talking to us
00:37:21Where?
00:37:21I don't see him
00:37:22I said don't look
00:37:23Where is it?
00:37:25Oh shit
00:37:26Seriously he was just there
00:37:28He was just talking to us
00:37:30He was eyeing me up and down
00:37:32Yeah he was over there like 20 seconds ago
00:37:34He was digging
00:37:35Yeah
00:37:35Are you sure?
00:37:37Yes
00:37:37Yeah
00:37:37Yes he was right there
00:37:40Okay I'm creeped out
00:37:41Oh my god
00:37:43Where'd he go?
00:37:45He's not there anymore
00:37:45Come on let's get this train going
00:37:47No but he just disappeared
00:37:49I don't
00:37:52Only the vanishing hick
00:37:56Oh
00:37:57Looks a lot more steep up close
00:38:00You sure you ready for this Haiti baby?
00:38:02Oh yeah
00:38:03I was born ready
00:38:05Misha
00:38:06Last chance
00:38:07It's a hard pass
00:38:08For me
00:38:10I told you already
00:38:11I know better than a challenger
00:38:12You go get your ass kicked alone
00:38:14Guys
00:38:15The light here is so pretty
00:38:17Let's get our group pic now
00:38:18Before the light changes
00:38:24That's a nice little set up
00:38:26You got going there
00:38:27Oh yeah
00:38:28Oh yeah
00:38:29I love it
00:38:29So this little thing holds my phone
00:38:31And I can take pictures or videos
00:38:34With this little thing
00:38:36It's great
00:38:36It has something like a 50 yard range
00:38:41Alright y'all
00:38:41Come on
00:38:42Scrooching
00:38:43Scrunching over there
00:38:45And let's just look like we like each other
00:38:51There's no wifi out here
00:38:52How does it work?
00:38:52It's a camera
00:38:53Not a phone
00:38:54You don't need service for a camera grandpa
00:38:59Another grandpa crack
00:39:00Didn't know the extra years were already a fucking problem for you
00:39:03Alright on the count of three
00:39:04Let's all say
00:39:05Hayden's old as hell
00:39:06One, two, three
00:39:08Hayden's old as hell
00:39:11Grandpa's gonna beat your ass
00:39:12Oh
00:39:13Babe can you grab my stuff
00:39:14And I'll beat you back at the ranch
00:39:16I'm gonna get you
00:39:18Cheating ass motherfucker
00:39:28What do you say?
00:39:29Head back?
00:39:31Absolutely
00:39:42Looks like Bo Lee went out for the afternoon
00:39:45Yeah
00:39:46Probably to bury some more bodies
00:39:49You want some more?
00:39:53No
00:39:53Here buddy
00:39:54He's done
00:40:00Come on
00:40:01Want to take a walk?
00:40:02Oh
00:40:03It's cold
00:40:16So pretty out here
00:40:18I know
00:40:19No it is
00:40:21It's really beautiful out here
00:40:22It's almost like I forget how not peaceful the city is
00:40:24I know
00:40:27It's so different here
00:40:29I know
00:40:34But it's cold
00:40:35Yeah
00:40:36I know
00:40:46Better?
00:40:47No I'm not
00:41:01I don't care anymore
00:41:02I know
00:41:05We gotta be smart about this
00:41:06Okay?
00:41:07Like you said
00:41:10Not anymore
00:41:12I hate it
00:41:13I hate living in the house with him
00:41:17You don't understand
00:41:18I know
00:41:18You don't understand
00:41:19I know
00:41:21I can't
00:41:22I know
00:41:22I know
00:41:23I can't
00:41:24I can't
00:41:25I know
00:41:26I know
00:41:30It's over
00:41:32It is
00:41:34I just haven't told her yet
00:41:41Hey
00:41:42You yourself said
00:41:45You're just a good person
00:41:46She is
00:41:48It doesn't deserve for this to go down in a shitty way
00:41:50It's not like you and A didn't
00:41:52We just
00:41:54Fell out of love as well
00:42:00You're gonna leave her though, right?
00:42:03Yes
00:42:08You haven't left Hayden yet
00:42:11She's
00:42:11Hey, hey, hey
00:42:12That came out the wrong way
00:42:13Hey, babe
00:42:14That came out the wrong way
00:42:15I'm sorry
00:42:18This is a fucked up situation
00:42:20Right?
00:42:21Yes
00:42:22We just gotta figure out
00:42:23How to best navigate this
00:42:25Smartly
00:42:29Okay
00:42:35I can't stand the way he treats you
00:42:39Just cast away what he has
00:42:42Babe
00:42:45What he had
00:42:47What he had
00:42:48Yes
00:42:49After this weekend
00:42:52It's you and me
00:42:56I love you
00:42:57I love you
00:42:59I love you
00:43:00I love you so much
00:43:01I love you
00:43:01I love you
00:43:02I love you
00:43:04I love you
00:43:07I love you
00:43:09I love you
00:43:10I love you
00:43:11I love you
00:43:11I love you
00:43:11I love you
00:43:12I love you
00:43:12I love you
00:43:12I love you
00:43:12I love you
00:43:13I love you
00:43:13I love you
00:43:15I love you
00:43:16I love you
00:43:18I love you
00:43:20I love you
00:43:25Hey, yo, hey!
00:43:26Jesus Christ.
00:43:30Yo, hold up, bro.
00:43:31Hey, man.
00:43:32Listen, that's not what it looked like, all right?
00:43:35Okay?
00:43:37We cool here?
00:43:40My daddy had a sin.
00:43:43From the Bible, I think.
00:43:49Be sure your sin will find you out.
00:43:56Boy.
00:44:02I smell fire and brimstone coming for you.
00:44:07Bobby.
00:44:08Bobby, please.
00:44:09Please don't say anything to my husband.
00:44:13It's complicated.
00:44:16Please don't say anything.
00:44:31I don't know, if it wasn't for this Achilles injury,
00:44:33I might have had you this time.
00:44:34Oh, please.
00:44:35You're going to make excuses now.
00:44:38Achilles injury is no joke.
00:44:39It's like someone with the back of your foot on fire.
00:44:41You guys are.
00:44:43Hey.
00:44:44Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:44:45Bo Lee!
00:44:47Where you going?
00:44:48You don't need to leave on our account.
00:44:50Oh, uh...
00:44:51I mentioned I'm not going to be around tonight.
00:44:54My brother's in town.
00:44:55He'll be staying at the casino.
00:44:57Nah, you didn't mention it.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00Hell.
00:45:01I might have been able to come back tomorrow.
00:45:03My brother, he's the wild one.
00:45:05When we start dipping in that whiskey,
00:45:08we'll be getting all sorts of sand.
00:45:18So...
00:45:18You won.
00:45:19Your wife did, man.
00:45:21She's a machine.
00:45:22She smoked my ass.
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:23Yeah, we're going to have to start getting some new people on these trips
00:45:26so I can have some, like, real coffee.
00:45:28Oh, I got to pee.
00:45:40Shit.
00:45:41Shit.
00:45:43Damn it.
00:45:46It's not in the car, either.
00:45:49I know it's not in the car, Chris.
00:45:51I put it right back in the bag.
00:45:52It was right next to my suitcase last night.
00:45:54Okay, okay.
00:45:55I'm just trying to help you.
00:45:56I am fucked if it doesn't turn up.
00:45:57It will.
00:45:58It will.
00:45:59It's got to be here somewhere.
00:46:00Shit!
00:46:02Fuck!
00:46:04Anything?
00:46:05Misha hasn't seen it.
00:46:07Shit.
00:46:10How could it just disappear like that?
00:46:12Shit.
00:46:13Did you use it today?
00:46:14No.
00:46:15I promised Chris I wouldn't use it until after the hike.
00:46:19Shit.
00:46:24Oh, man.
00:46:25What's up?
00:46:28I'm not accusing him, but...
00:46:30I mean, Bo Lee, when he came and changed that light bulb,
00:46:34he could have just walked right in here and then snatched your laptop.
00:46:38No, but he never came in here.
00:46:40Look.
00:46:40If he just walked straight in here and then straight out,
00:46:44we would have never known.
00:46:45You know, you're right.
00:46:46And you had that big bag with him, too.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49So you think he just came in here and grabbed it?
00:46:52He could have came in here when we were on our hike, too,
00:46:54but all of our stuff is still here.
00:46:57Yeah, mine too, as far as I know.
00:47:01Fucking son of a bitch.
00:47:03Babe, his car's not here.
00:47:04He's not gonna answer.
00:47:05Well, then I'ma go in and take what's mine.
00:47:07That's not a good idea.
00:47:08Nora, listen to me. Stop.
00:47:09Hey, I hear you, but you can't just go breaking into his place.
00:47:12I was just throwing scenarios out up there, okay?
00:47:15We don't know that he took it.
00:47:16Of course he did.
00:47:19Nora, there's nothing we can do right now.
00:47:21He's not home.
00:47:22Let's go have dinner, okay?
00:47:24Then after dinner, we'll come back, and then I'll confront him.
00:47:26No, Chris, what if he's in town now selling my computer?
00:47:30I don't have Bowie's number, okay?
00:47:32But I will call the owner, I'll go on the website,
00:47:35I'll look for an emergency number, and we will track him down.
00:47:38Well, tell them I want to press charges.
00:47:40I don't think that's the right way to do it.
00:47:42I think we should say if he brings it back in one piece,
00:47:45we won't press charges.
00:47:48Otherwise, you're bringing the hammer down.
00:47:50Yeah, there you go. That's smart thinking.
00:47:51Come on, let's get some food.
00:47:56It's hard.
00:48:14All right, so I'm a freshman on varsity, right?
00:48:17At practice.
00:48:18I'm terrified because this guy is not only a senior,
00:48:22he's the captain, and he's a starting running back, right?
00:48:25And I'm playing scout team safety, so I say to myself,
00:48:28I said, listen, I said, Chris, you've got to make a hit on this guy
00:48:32that's going to lay him out, you know,
00:48:34to get the respect of the rest of the team.
00:48:36You know, kind of like when you're in prison,
00:48:38and you pick a fight on the biggest guy,
00:48:42so that everyone else knows you're not to be messed with, you know?
00:48:46Yeah, yeah.
00:48:46You know all of this from all your years, you know, behind bars.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:52Look, I watch enough Locked Up to know that that's a pretty spot on analogy.
00:48:56Am I right?
00:48:57The point is, I read the play.
00:48:59Read the play?
00:49:00No, no, no.
00:49:01You knew the play.
00:49:03You were the third string running back.
00:49:04Here we go.
00:49:05You just decided to blow the play up.
00:49:07Fucking freshman, right?
00:49:07I will not confirm or deny whether or not I knew which play was coming,
00:49:10but the point is I did blow it up because I came running in at 100 miles an hour,
00:49:14but this crazy SOB comes running in at 200 miles an hour,
00:49:17and BAM!
00:49:19We have a collision that is heard from miles.
00:49:22The rest of the team, they stop what they're doing to A,
00:49:24go nuts with applause and cheers,
00:49:26and B, to make sure that we're still alive.
00:49:27I take off my helmet and I run to the wrong sideline
00:49:31because I have no idea where the hell I am,
00:49:34and this guy sees me running out there,
00:49:36and he yells out to me, he goes,
00:49:38Hey freshman!
00:49:39I remember my first tackle!
00:49:43You won't!
00:49:43No!
00:49:45That's so good!
00:49:46Wait, have I said this before?
00:49:47Have I told you guys this story before?
00:49:49No, babe!
00:49:50But what Chris fails to mention is that by the end of the year,
00:49:54he was a starting running back.
00:49:57So I had to live with losing my job to a freshman.
00:50:01That's not how it went down, was it?
00:50:02Well, I almost forgot.
00:50:05Who's up for some tequila, yeah?
00:50:06Oh, mm-mm.
00:50:07Tequila, yeah?
00:50:09Tequila time!
00:50:10Let's do some shots!
00:50:11Doesn't matter what you say.
00:50:13Because you're all doing them.
00:50:15Oh-ho.
00:50:16Yeah?
00:50:17He likes to drink.
00:50:19Oh, God.
00:50:20I don't think I can do another drink.
00:50:22After today, you deserve all the drinks.
00:50:25Oh.
00:50:26By the way, guys,
00:50:29I want to make a bet.
00:50:30Hunter to one, he comes back,
00:50:31he's going to want to play a drinking game.
00:50:33This is high school.
00:50:34I'm going to get as drunk as possible tonight.
00:50:37That's my plan.
00:50:39Uh-huh.
00:50:39All right, all right.
00:50:41Shot, shot, shot.
00:50:43There you go, ladies.
00:50:46And one for my man over here.
00:50:50I think that calls for a toast, yeah?
00:50:54To good friends,
00:50:56to good times,
00:50:58to a happy life,
00:51:01but most of all,
00:51:02to my beautiful wife.
00:51:06Cheers.
00:51:08Cheers.
00:51:09Salud.
00:51:10Cheers.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:16Not so bad, actually.
00:51:18Some pretty good stuff, man.
00:51:20Always good stuff, man.
00:51:22Oh.
00:51:22It better be good stuff.
00:51:24It costs more than your car payment does.
00:51:25Ooh.
00:51:28Mmm.
00:51:30What do you guys think?
00:51:32Drinking game?
00:51:34Told you.
00:51:35For one, I'm not in the mood
00:51:36to be bouncing quarters
00:51:37and throwing ping pong balls.
00:51:40No.
00:51:41Hey, Debbie Downer.
00:51:43We don't have to play a game like that.
00:51:44Why don't we play something
00:51:45a little more grown up?
00:51:46How about truth or dare?
00:51:49Okay, what are we having to sleep over now?
00:51:51Should I get my jammies?
00:51:52No.
00:51:53No.
00:51:54Come on.
00:51:55This will take your mind off of things.
00:51:56I know you're upset about what happened today.
00:51:59Alright?
00:51:59I called the owners.
00:52:01They're gonna try and get a hold of them
00:52:02and everything's gonna be okay.
00:52:04Alright?
00:52:05I promise you.
00:52:07Thank you for making the calls.
00:52:08I appreciate that.
00:52:12Okay, good then.
00:52:13Let's play.
00:52:18Oh, yes, girl.
00:52:20Woo!
00:52:21Yeah, girl.
00:52:24Make it go.
00:52:24Make it go.
00:52:25Make it go.
00:52:26Oh!
00:52:27Oh!
00:52:29Oh!
00:52:30Oh!
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:33Come on away!
00:52:34Come on away!
00:52:36Get down!
00:52:40Oh, shit.
00:52:42Oh, that's hot.
00:52:44We all...
00:52:45Oh, shut up!
00:52:47Shut up!
00:52:47Shut up!
00:52:48Shut up!
00:52:49Do it!
00:52:50Do it!
00:52:51Do it!
00:52:52Come on, man!
00:52:53Don't do it!
00:52:54Shoot that, shoot!
00:52:58Don't you dare kick me with that mouth!
00:53:00Ah!
00:53:01I was 17.
00:53:02Mm-hmm.
00:53:04And I kicked her ass.
00:53:05Ooh!
00:53:07Don't ever know her!
00:53:09Say that shit!
00:53:12But I hear all the way outside of that Mohawk trend.
00:53:15I did that.
00:53:16Pulled that shit out of the side, baby.
00:53:19Truth or dare?
00:53:22Dare.
00:53:24Perfect.
00:53:25I dare you to take that phone out of yours and read your last three text messages out loud.
00:53:32Oh, no.
00:53:33No, no, no, no.
00:53:34Hmm.
00:53:38Ah.
00:53:38Shit.
00:53:41Wow.
00:53:42Of course not.
00:53:43You and that fucking precious phone of yours.
00:53:46Yep.
00:53:47It's my fucking phone.
00:53:49Maybe.
00:53:50I got it.
00:53:51I got it.
00:53:52I got it.
00:53:54When you two have your little bundle of joy, who do you want it to look like?
00:54:01Just neither.
00:54:02We ain't gonna have any.
00:54:04It's not your turn, asshole.
00:54:06I'll have anybody.
00:54:08Oh, no.
00:54:10No, you see, it's not.
00:54:12Because Mrs. Under fucking 21 here, she's incapable.
00:54:19You know what?
00:54:20You always fail to mention.
00:54:23Is that his fucking sperm count is as low as a fucking corpse, you fucking old man.
00:54:32What the fuck?
00:54:33Well, science seemed to say otherwise when my ex-girlfriend got pregnant.
00:54:38You wanna go down that road about what happened?
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43About what happened to your girlfriend.
00:54:45You don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:46No, you don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:47We know what happened to you.
00:54:49That's my fault.
00:54:49Fucking girlfriend after you left her.
00:54:51I should not have asked that.
00:54:52That's my fault.
00:54:54I should not have asked.
00:54:54That was an insensitive question.
00:54:56I'm sorry, y'all.
00:54:57Let's do another question.
00:54:59He's right.
00:55:00Let's do another question.
00:55:01But first, I just wanna make it clear.
00:55:03The reason that I left was because I think the decision to have a child should be between
00:55:09two people, not just the woman.
00:55:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:11Not just the woman.
00:55:12It is between two people, you motherfucker.
00:55:15You can't force me to have a child.
00:55:17And you never took me into consideration, you motherfucker.
00:55:20You said you get to decide.
00:55:21And you're forcing me all the time.
00:55:24And you think it's two people.
00:55:25You are so fucking dramatic.
00:55:28Calm down.
00:55:29You're shit.
00:55:30Why don't you, why don't you go have a cigarette whiskey dick, you-
00:55:36Drink up.
00:55:36That'll fix it.
00:55:38Fucking hypocrite.
00:55:40Your hypocrisy is fucking endless.
00:55:42Fuck you.
00:55:46Fuck you.
00:55:51Jesus Christ.
00:55:54Shit, man.
00:55:56Wow.
00:55:58I think I'm younger than I thought.
00:56:00Fuck.
00:56:03Chris just starts smoking again like he never quit.
00:56:09Shit, I gotta get that computer back.
00:56:13Oh, shit.
00:56:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:15Shit.
00:56:15I got the spins, man.
00:56:17You got the spins?
00:56:19What are you getting soft on me, big guy?
00:56:22Jeez.
00:56:22Hey.
00:56:24Whoa.
00:56:25Hey, buddy.
00:56:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:30Jesus Christ.
00:56:32Hey, come on, big fella.
00:56:34Come on, big fella.
00:56:36Let's get you.
00:56:38Let's get you up and walk this off.
00:56:40Oh, if I could do shots anymore.
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:43I think back.
00:56:44But Chris thinks I should just leave it alone.
00:56:46Don't listen to me.
00:56:47And I'm like, I really need it.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:48I really need it.
00:56:49What?
00:56:50I gotta do something, right?
00:56:52Hold on a second.
00:56:54What?
00:56:55What the hell?
00:56:56Whoa, whoa.
00:56:57Girl.
00:56:57Girl, what's wrong with you?
00:56:59I'm good.
00:56:59You all right?
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:03Come on.
00:57:07Why are you...
00:57:10That's not cool, man.
00:57:11You get so aggressive.
00:57:14Misha, you shouldn't get...
00:57:16It happens.
00:57:18It happens.
00:57:20I mean...
00:57:20Too much.
00:57:21I'm fine.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:22I'm good.
00:57:22I'm gonna get you some water.
00:57:24No, I'm good.
00:57:25I'll be right back.
00:57:27I'm fine.
00:57:29Meat.
00:57:30You get mean.
00:57:31Why you get mean?
00:57:33Hey.
00:57:34I might lighten up on her a little bit
00:57:36if she wasn't fucking somebody else.
00:57:41What are you talking about, man?
00:57:43What am I talking about?
00:57:43You guys have so much history for you.
00:57:47Never...
00:57:47It's just history.
00:57:49History?
00:57:51What's that old saying, buddy?
00:57:53History is just a pack of lies agreed upon.
00:57:58I don't know.
00:58:01Why is my trunk...
00:58:02My hood...
00:58:04What the fuck?
00:58:05What?
00:58:06Where did you put...
00:58:08Garbage.
00:58:10Where's the garbage?
00:58:15Where's the garbage?
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:22Where's the garbage?
00:58:23Just Paul Lee.
00:58:25Fuckin' fuck!
00:58:29You know, I really shouldn't be that surprised about Misha.
00:58:34Because they say 50% of relationships, somebody is having an affair.
00:58:45Challen...
00:58:48Challenges?
00:58:49No.
00:58:51Cheating...
00:58:52Lying...
00:58:54Those aren't challenges.
00:58:57They are reasons to fucking end shit!
00:59:02Ugh!
00:59:22That was disgusting!
00:59:24I was...
00:59:28No.
00:59:31No!
00:59:33No.
00:59:33It's...
00:59:34No.
00:59:39No!
00:59:41No.
00:59:41No.
00:59:43No.
00:59:43No.
00:59:44What?
00:59:45No.
00:59:51Apology not accepted.
01:00:15Apology not accepted.
01:01:05Apology not accepted.
01:01:15alcohol poisoning.
01:01:17Okay, we need to lay her down.
01:01:20Come on.
01:01:20Actually, I got an idea.
01:01:27Oh, shit.
01:01:30Oh, shit.
01:01:32I'm just sleeping.
01:01:34Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:01:36I see you.
01:01:38Come on, come on, girl.
01:01:41Dude, what's that?
01:01:42Oh.
01:01:45This?
01:01:46This is a delicious vodka soda.
01:01:49I'm okay.
01:01:49She's gonna be fine.
01:01:51Trust me.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:54Shit, where is Chris?
01:01:57Chris is outside still.
01:01:59Must be a two cigarette kind of night.
01:02:03Okay, well, are you gonna help me or what?
01:02:07Or do I need to go get Chris?
01:02:10She's fine.
01:02:16What is that supposed to be?
01:02:20Are you doing drugs now, too?
01:02:21Is that what's going on?
01:02:22That's why you're acting so weird?
01:02:24Me?
01:02:26No, I'm not doing drugs.
01:02:27But my beautiful wife, well, hi.
01:02:34Wait, she's doing drugs now, too?
01:02:36Well.
01:02:37Is she mixing drugs and alcohol?
01:02:40Not knowingly, but I put some in her drink.
01:02:45You know when I was making them in the other room and then I just brought them out here?
01:02:48I put it in Chris's drink, too.
01:02:50It makes it a lot less painful that way.
01:02:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:54See, I didn't put anything in your drink, but it's gonna be more painful.
01:03:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:23Fuck.
01:03:41Good evening.
01:03:43You know a lot has happened since you took your little tiger snooze.
01:04:03You got a gag in.
01:04:05My bad.
01:04:08Listen, I will make you a deal.
01:04:11If you promise not to scream, I will remove the gag.
01:04:16But I am asking you for my sanity.
01:04:21I'm asking you not to scream.
01:04:24And more importantly, I want to explain to you what's going on here.
01:04:29Okay?
01:04:31So nod your head yes.
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:37That's my good girl.
01:04:44Yeah.
01:04:45For you fucking sanity.
01:04:46It's pretty clear you're insane.
01:04:49Where's Chris?
01:04:50Chris!
01:04:52Misha!
01:04:55Did you hurt Chris?
01:04:58Define hurt.
01:05:01Just tell me.
01:05:03I'm fucking with you.
01:05:04Yeah, I hurt him.
01:05:06I hurt him real bad.
01:05:07Oh.
01:05:08I hurt him so bad.
01:05:09He died, actually.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:12Oh, God.
01:05:13Oh, please, God.
01:05:15You're fucking going straight to hell, you piece of shit.
01:05:18You haven't even let me explain to you yet what's going on.
01:05:22Once I do, you might change your mind about some things.
01:05:26Misha was so sick.
01:05:28You drugged her.
01:05:29Did you kill her too?
01:05:31No.
01:05:31No, I didn't kill her.
01:05:32She's out there.
01:05:34She's with Chris.
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:39And that, that is the key phrase.
01:05:43The key phrase is, with Chris.
01:05:48You see, your husband, my best friend, was fucking my wife.
01:05:56And I could almost deal with that.
01:05:59The cheating.
01:06:00The sex.
01:06:03But it's the lying.
01:06:05It's the lying to my face, like I am a fucking idiot.
01:06:12So you killed my husband.
01:06:15And your wife.
01:06:17You killed two people.
01:06:18For what?
01:06:20For your fucking ego?
01:06:26You just ruined your life too.
01:06:29We all lose.
01:06:30You should be thanking me, because he was disrespecting you too.
01:06:35He was making you look stupid.
01:06:37Fuck you.
01:06:37Fuck me.
01:06:38Fuck them.
01:06:39Fuck them for cheating.
01:06:42Fuck them for ruining friendships, for ruining marriages, for ruining our lives when our backs
01:06:48were turned.
01:06:49I knew.
01:06:52I knew.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Bullshit.
01:06:56Of course I knew.
01:06:59Chris can't even hide a cigarette behind my back without me knowing.
01:07:02You think he can hide an affair?
01:07:05I was gonna fight.
01:07:07No matter what the consequence.
01:07:11But the consequence did not include murder.
01:07:15Because unlike you, I'm not willing to throw my life away.
01:07:21Because someone disrespected me who didn't even love me anymore.
01:07:34Oh, Nora.
01:07:35I got more bad news for you.
01:07:38I'm not throwing away my life.
01:07:40And I'm sure as shit not going to prison.
01:08:00How'd you get that on my phone?
01:08:04I mean, you do know someone has to take the fall for this messy situation.
01:08:11And it sure as hell ain't gonna be me.
01:08:13That gadget you have?
01:08:15Man, that thing really comes in handy.
01:08:16But you should really be more careful when you're putting in your code.
01:08:20Because you never know who might be looking over your shoulder.
01:08:26If you think that little fake video is gonna clear all this up,
01:08:31then you really are insane.
01:08:36Of course not.
01:08:38That's why I had to borrow something else from you.
01:08:44Hang tight.
01:09:13Bo Lee didn't snag your computer.
01:09:15I did.
01:09:17And doing all kinds of crazy shit on here recently.
01:09:21I mean, this thing contains the ramblings of a woman scorned.
01:09:25I have a lot of time to plot your wonderful revenge.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30Now, I needed to add some stuff out here so the timestamp matched.
01:09:34But you realize your computer went missing before I could sneak it back in here, do you?
01:09:39Yeah, well.
01:09:41Actually, this is my favorite part.
01:09:43It's a little bit corny, but I just love it.
01:09:48It's this.
01:09:50It's this.
01:09:51You recognize it?
01:09:54You recognize it?
01:09:55Huh?
01:09:56It's your wedding knife.
01:09:57You use it to cut the cake.
01:09:59For the cake ceremony.
01:10:02I thought it was brilliant.
01:10:04I mean, it really shows your state of mind.
01:10:07Now you're using it as the murder weapon?
01:10:09You naughty girl.
01:10:12Naughty girl.
01:10:14And what are you going to do when Bully comes back?
01:10:17Huh?
01:10:18Or have you thought about that?
01:10:20I did.
01:10:22It actually works out perfect.
01:10:24Him leaving for the night?
01:10:26I can finish you off and make as much noise as I want to.
01:10:32And then when I'm done, I take this, jab it through my love handle, maybe add a few little rope
01:10:40burns, play dead.
01:10:45Bo Lee shows up, sees me on the ground half dead, and I dazzle him with my amazing story about
01:10:53how I fought you off in your murderous rampage.
01:10:58Bo Lee, that simple motherfucker, he's going to become the MVP of this story, my star witness.
01:11:11Bo Lee, that's the answer to your other question.
01:11:16Is Misha dead?
01:11:22I wouldn't mind if Misha's not if I were you.
01:11:30No, Hayden, you don't have to do this.
01:11:32Hayden, don't.
01:11:33You don't have to do this.
01:11:34You don't have to do it.
01:11:36Shh.
01:11:36I'll just be a minute.
01:11:39Oh, God.
01:11:41Oh, God.
01:11:43Oh, shit.
01:11:44No.
01:11:45No, no.
01:11:46No.
01:11:48No.
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No.
01:11:53No.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59No.
01:12:02No.
01:12:08No.
01:12:14No.
01:12:19No.
01:12:19No.
01:12:26No.
01:12:35Come on, come on, come on.
01:13:16Come on, come on.
01:13:27Come on, come on.
01:13:40Nora, I'm sorry that you have to die and that you have to take the blame for all of this.
01:13:52Life's unpredictable that way.
01:13:54I mean, sometimes we are tested and we prevail.
01:14:02Sometimes we are just too broken.
01:14:08But it's the ending.
01:14:12The ending we're never prepared for.
01:14:20And this is how yours ends.
01:14:23I'm pregnant, please.
01:14:27That's why I wanted to work on our marriage, because for the baby.
01:14:34Frank.
01:14:42Did Chris know?
01:14:45No.
01:14:52Frank.
01:15:19Well, at least you spared him that sorrow.
01:15:46This is their fire.
01:15:47Frank.
01:15:48Come on.
01:15:50This is on them.
01:15:51This is not you.
01:15:53Right?
01:15:54Right.
01:15:56Frank.
01:15:56Come on.
01:15:57They put me in this position.
01:15:59Right?
01:16:00They put me in this position.
01:16:01Not me.
01:16:02This is on them.
01:16:03This...
01:16:04Fuck.
01:16:04This is their fault.
01:16:05This is their fault, not my fault.
01:16:07This is their fault!
01:16:08This is theirs!
01:16:31Clever girl.
01:16:51You killed Chris, and you killed Mita, and then I had to intervene, and I told you this pain was
01:16:58no joke.
01:17:21Get me in my weak spot.
01:17:24Now I gotta hurt you.
01:17:29Fuck!
01:17:31Fuck!
01:17:46Oh
01:17:48Oh!
01:18:00Holy!
01:18:02Holy!
01:18:03Holy!
01:18:08Shit!
01:18:12Holy!
01:18:14Holy!
01:18:35Holy!
01:18:38Holy!
01:18:40Holy!
01:18:42Oh, god damn it!
01:18:43Oh, oh, oh!
01:19:03Oh, shit!
01:19:08God damn it.
01:19:35Come on, motherfucker, you son of a bitch.
01:19:39You fucking son of a bitch.
01:19:54How's that pain, asshole?
01:19:56God damn it.
01:20:02Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:36Fuck you, bitch!
01:20:42Fuck you, bitch!
01:21:239-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:21:25Yes, ma'am, hello.
01:21:26I've been attacked by a man, and he killed my husband, and he killed his wife.
01:21:31No, I don't know.
01:21:36No!
01:21:38No!
01:21:42No!
01:22:15Oh, thank God.
01:22:16Oh, thank God.
01:22:18Oh, thank God.
01:22:29You're dying already, bitch!
01:22:35No!
01:22:36Oh, thank God!
01:22:40Oh, thank God!
01:22:45Oh!
01:22:46Oh!
01:22:49Oh!
01:22:51Oh!
01:22:52Oh!
01:22:56Oh!
01:22:57Oh!
01:23:18Just hear me out just listen to me you might want to step aside
01:23:55I don't know what to do
01:24:27I'm sorry to come home
01:24:28early. Good thing, huh?
01:24:31Calvary's on the way.
01:24:34You're okay now.
01:25:25I'm sorry to come home.
01:25:28I'm sorry to come home.
01:26:25I'm sorry to come home.
01:26:27I'm sorry to come home.
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