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A group of school kids and a possessed cat fight ghosts in their neighborhood.
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00:06I can't believe it. They're destroying this gorgeous land for overpriced condos.
00:11A monorail, 30 Starbucks, another Walmart.
00:14God, what the hell is this country coming to? I think I'm gonna move.
00:17What are you, city council? Shut your yap and get back to work.
00:21And the well?
00:23You still haven't told me what we're gonna do with that.
00:26Whatever. Just fill the hole, hole filler.
00:28Sure, checkers.
00:42Oh, man, I knew I shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch.
00:45Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
00:52Do you want any paper or blue paper?
00:57Oh, man, I didn't know.
01:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:44Dad, catch her out.
02:46It's time to eat.
02:47Well, it's about damn time.
02:50What do you think you're doing, cat?
02:52I was eating.
02:54This is dad's breakfast.
02:56Yours is right over there.
02:57Down there.
03:00I don't think so.
03:02What'd you say?
03:04Listen, kid, we need to lay a few ground rules around here.
03:07I'm not eating cat food.
03:08I'm not chasing mice.
03:09There'll be no collars.
03:10And if my fur needs to be licked, you're gonna do it.
03:12Just because you and your nerd friends turned my long slumber into this feline nightmare doesn't mean I have to
03:18be happy about it.
03:18Well, when we did that spell, I never thought for a minute you were gonna go into my cat's body.
03:24Get out of my cat, you fat, stinky, ugly demon!
03:30Let's get something straight here, little missy.
03:33I may be furry, but I am still Lord Amanujaku, which means I still have enough spiritual power to kill
03:39you.
03:45Something wrong, Satsuki?
03:47Something, I'm sorry.
03:49Don't worry, Dad.
03:50I'll fix you something else for breakfast right away.
03:52No need to let it go to waste.
03:54How about you just give it to Kaya?
03:58Sure.
04:09What are you doing? Quit following us!
04:11You two morons are just walking in front of me. Watch for dogs.
04:14Go home. We are going to school.
04:17Sounds good. I don't have anything better to do.
04:20You're a cat now, stupid.
04:21For your information, I've been haunting that school before you two blew into town.
04:25I think he's got a point.
04:26Don't take his side if you know what's good for you.
04:29I can't believe our sweet, precious cat is now possessed by a Keebler elf reject with bad gas.
04:49That'll teach you to make fun of me, the Lord Amanujaku.
04:52This is fascinating.
04:54Even though trapped in a cat's body, he still possesses ghostly powers, kind of like David Blaine.
05:00Save it for the science fair.
05:01You're just jealous of my psychical research, and you know what Harvard's president said about girls in science.
05:06You may know about science, but you don't know diddly about girls.
05:09I'm just waiting for a nice Jewish girl.
05:11Break it up, ladies.
05:14Hey, wait. Should you two guys know how to do it?
05:17I mean, how to turn Kaya back to normal?
05:20What?
05:21That's right. You're the psychical researcher, aren't you?
05:24That is my area of expertise.
05:25But except for a few pale Trekkies, this is the creepiest thing I've ever come in contact with.
05:30Well then, what good are you?
05:32You're not coming up with ideas.
05:34If I could, I would have said my goodbyes long ago.
05:37Well, we have learned one thing.
05:39What did we learn? What did I miss?
05:41Yes, one thing.
05:43What?
05:44Your light blue hains are total chub material.
05:55My name's Satsuki. It's nice to meet you.
05:58Friendly greeting once. Nice change.
06:00Let's see. Let's put you, uh, next to Mr. Oyama, yeah.
06:03What?
06:05What in the hell? What happened to you?
06:08I got beat up by an apparition of Gloria Stein.
06:10Who are you calling an apparition?
06:12You're in the same class as your next-door neighbor.
06:15That's great. That's great.
06:16Nothing great about it. It's just like living next to Charlie Sheen.
06:20Serious. The real problem is that demon that's pulling a Linda Blair with my cat.
06:25I don't suppose you know a good exorcist or Al Sharpton, do you?
06:28I don't think he's a real reverend. What about your mother's book?
06:31Oh!
06:33There was a way to defeat a Manajaku inside the book.
06:36Maybe there's a way to get rid of him in here, too, and I just haven't found it.
06:40When I met her, she was a homosexual destined for eternal damnation.
06:45Then she was blessed with holy power. Who knew?
06:47I didn't know she did either, to be completely honest.
06:50It's weird.
06:51Wait. Look here!
06:53If you destroy the object a ghost in spiritual sleep is occupying, that ghost will begin haunting again.
07:00Like a soul who doesn't know Jesus, floating without purpose.
07:03You're right.
07:04However, if you try to put the ghost back into a spiritual sleep, that ghost will take possession of a
07:09person or animal.
07:11Decide the spot where you will make it go to spiritual sleep.
07:14If you do not follow this, it will be impossible to turn the one who is possessed back to normal
07:19until all the ghosts in the school are put back into spiritual sleep.
07:23I hate you, Mother.
07:25Oh, no. The mountain?
07:26Huh?
07:27Your mother was so full of Jesus, she saved those souls from hell by banishing them into the forest.
07:33But if the mountain's under development, then that means they...
07:36The ghosts.
07:37All the banished ones are going to come back.
07:42Once again, she's the one who flashed me.
07:44She's a tease.
07:45And you know what kind of tease I'm talking about.
07:48Um, can we not talk about this while I'm, you know, doing...
07:51She's under sex! That's not my fault!
07:53She's in elementary school. Of course she's under sexed.
07:56I can only...
07:57The other girls at this school are getting plenty.
08:01Yogurt coming to get me?
08:03I'm too young to be lactose intolerant.
08:05You're taking a dump?
08:06I prefer dropping the kids off at the pool.
08:09I have got to find other friends.
08:13Holy crap!
08:27What the hell?
08:28Dude, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
08:32Oh no!
08:33Okay kids, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but we've got plumbing problems.
08:38Which means the school has no running water.
08:40If you need to pee or anything, just use the one at the old haunted schoolhouse.
08:51Settle down!
08:52I was just kidding!
08:53There's no such thing as ghosts!
08:55And don't even think about holding it in.
08:57It isn't healthy.
08:58All your butts will explode.
09:02But there is a Hanako.
09:04Do you think the teacher's known?
09:06Ew!
09:06What's that smell?
09:09Haji made me have had a little accident in the bathroom.
09:11I'm gonna beat your ass.
09:25Too much coffee.
09:26I should have just pissed him in a sink in the teacher's lounge.
09:29No one would have known.
09:30Or maybe in Mrs. Hadley's thermos.
09:33Do you want red paper?
09:36Or a blue?
09:37No way!
09:38I can't believe you're sinking this low for a joke.
09:41Who is this?
09:42Hadley?
09:43Do you want red paper?
09:46Or blue paper?
09:49Yeah!
10:12Shut up!
10:13I can hear this, class-alt!
10:15Wait, where's your teacher?
10:16Well, he went to the bathroom.
10:18He went to the bathroom and he hasn't come back yet.
10:20It must be Hanako's curse.
10:22I saw him.
10:23I saw him go into the old schoolhouse's restroom.
10:26And I know the bathroom ghost got him!
10:28Get out!
10:28What?
10:29It's a ghost!
10:30And you know!
10:31You're behind a conspiracy!
10:33I'm gonna beat your ass.
10:35You've been talking about my butt an awful lot.
10:38Calm down!
10:39Hanako the bathroom ghost is just a superstition.
10:41Now open your books and turn the page whatever.
10:44Now where's Sakata and better check the girl's locker room.
10:47What are we going to talk about this bathroom situation?
11:00He made fun of the ghost.
11:02That's why he ended up like that.
11:04You were right, kid.
11:05Your teacher was attacked by a ghost.
11:07I wonder who the next victim will be.
11:09Oh, could I be so lucky?
11:11Could it be you?
11:12Not me, Cat.
11:13All I have to do is stay away from the bathroom.
11:16I'll just hold it and not drink fluids.
11:18Three, two, one.
11:21Ketro?
11:24What's the matter?
11:27You silly.
11:28Why didn't you just go to the bathroom?
11:31Keep calm?
11:34You have your gym clothes, right?
11:36Go change.
11:37It'll be alright.
11:45Hey, where are you going?
11:46Where do you think I'm going?
11:48The old school house.
11:49Of course you are.
11:50Gotta be out of your panty wear and mine to go in there.
11:53I think I'm gonna have to.
11:54If we can't use the bathroom, what are we gonna do?
11:56Plus, I have to find a way to turn my cat back.
11:59No, not the cat again.
12:01My mom's book told me how.
12:02Well, if I don't put all the ghosts back to sleep, then that damn demon will be around till I
12:07graduate from faster.
12:08Don't do it.
12:09Don't you worry about a thing.
12:11Every little thing's gonna be alright.
12:13What do you mean by that?
12:14Listen to more Bob Marley.
12:17Wait for me!
12:22Well, what do we have here?
12:24A class cutter.
12:25All the bigger boys in detention are gonna love you.
12:28I thought you were the girl's track coach.
12:34Here we are again.
12:36But...
12:37Well, just don't stand there.
12:41We're totally on the same page.
12:43What?
12:45Don't be coy with me.
12:46You know what I'm talking about.
12:48Don't make me say it out loud.
12:50Huh?
12:51You what?
12:52Well, it's just...
12:53I don't know.
12:55I've been holding this in too long.
12:57It's time this came out.
12:58I gotta poop!
12:59What?!
13:00I was gonna go sneak out behind the school during lunch time,
13:03but, you know, the whole paper thing, kinda awkward.
13:06And like the teacher said, it's not healthy.
13:07I sure don't want my butt to explode.
13:14What was I thinking?
13:15I don't even like him that much anyway.
13:20Perfect.
13:22Hey, hold up!
13:25I told you!
13:27I gotta go!
13:28Suck it up, weenie.
13:29I bet you're glad I'm here to protect you.
13:32You couldn't protect crumbs from a gang of drunk roaches.
13:35Wait.
13:36This could be your chance.
13:37Something's coming.
13:38Fine.
13:41What?
13:52A ghost!
13:53A ghost!
13:54A ghost!
13:55A ghost!
13:57A ghost!
13:59A ghost!
14:02A ghost!
14:02A ghost!
14:07A ghost!
14:19You're okay?
14:20Yeah.
14:21I can't believe I'm still holding it in.
14:28This was it.
14:30The place where Hanako appeared the other day.
14:33Huh?
14:36What is it?
14:37Let's check it out.
14:39It's the fourth door, the spiritual spot where Hanako appears from.
14:42Well, go ahead.
14:43Excuse me?
14:45It's the girls' restroom.
14:46I can't go in there.
14:48Oh, good lord.
14:56Oh, good lord.
14:59Momoko.
15:00What the hell is your problem?
15:02No problem? What do you mean? What's going on?
15:04Hello? Mr. Sakata was...
15:06He was attacked by Hanako, the bathroom ghost.
15:09So that was it.
15:10So what was what?
15:12At first I thought I just had to go to the bathroom, but now I realize it was the Holy
15:16Spirit.
15:16Oh, wow, convulsion. That was weird.
15:18Okay, I'm sorry. What are you saying? You came in here alone?
15:20Are you a moron?
15:21Yes, but that's beside the point.
15:23God bless you.
15:24According to your dead mother's spook book, Hanako shows up from the fourth door like,
15:28let's make a deal.
15:29And hello, doors one through four are all open.
15:32Wow, you're right.
15:33But I cast out Hanako in the last episode, remember?
15:37Hanako, are you here?
15:52Look, I'm on top.
15:53Shut up.
15:54She's saying something stupid.
15:55Speak.
15:59Okay, I didn't mean to hear that.
16:01Do you want red paper?
16:04Or will you...
16:05No, no, no!
16:18Hanako!
16:23Hanako!
16:25What?
16:26The Zidiyaka's back.
16:28Are we having fun?
16:31You stupid cat, what is that thing?
16:33Oh, him? He's just Akagami-agami.
16:36Akagami-origami?
16:38You've got that damn book looking up yourself.
16:40Think of yourself?
16:42Fine.
16:43Akagami-agami.
16:44It is a ghost who appears in the toilet and asks, do you want red paper or blue paper?
16:48Give me a break.
16:49What the hell color should I ask for then?
16:51Answer red and blood will rain from the ceiling and you'll turn all red.
16:54Okay, that's gross.
16:55Insert blue and you'll turn blue because you'll be strangled.
16:58These are our options?
16:59What?
16:59Lord God, guide us.
17:01Do you want red paper or blue paper?
17:05Yellow! I'll take Yellow Charmin!
17:12Yellow?
17:14Yeah, Yellow!
17:15Yellow Charmin!
17:16Oh God, you're so stupid.
17:18Do I have to tell you kids everything?
17:20You make it worse when you ask for another color!
17:23Huh?
17:24Yellow it is!
17:27Oh my God!
17:30No!
17:30I can't see you coming in!
17:33Jeff, hang on!
17:36Hang on?
17:36Why didn't I think of that?
17:40That place is connected to the spirit world.
17:43If you answer with some color other than red or blue, you're toast, kid.
17:47You get dragged into the spirit world and you never come back.
17:50Nice knowing you.
17:50Don't just stand there!
17:52Do something, Zodki!
17:53I'm sorry, I'm kind of locked up here.
17:55I forgot my Bible.
17:57So maybe you should look at your mother's book.
17:59Oh yeah.
18:01November 8th, I discovered Akagami Agami.
18:04I drew a Shinto shrine gateway on a jar.
18:06Filled it with water.
18:07Enchanted oil will be borrowing your restroom and it went into spiritual sleep.
18:11A jar!
18:12God will supply all of your needs according to his bridges, Philippians 419.
18:16What?
18:18I'm too young to die.
18:20The only person I've had sex with is my babysitter.
18:23Is that it?
18:24Is that good enough?
18:26I failed art.
18:27It's fine.
18:28You think?
18:29What if I shaded it?
18:30Maybe do some cherry block.
18:31Do it!
18:34I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:36I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:38I'll be borrowing your restroom!
18:45You're killing me!
18:47I wish.
18:48Who should need water?
18:49That's right!
18:50The Book of Spells said to put water in the jar.
18:53Where are you going to get the water?
18:55The school's plumbing system is broken.
18:57You're going to have to run to the store.
18:59I really don't think you'll make it back in time.
19:01But while you're out, pick me up a bottle of Ozarka, will you?
19:03Okay!
19:03Will you give me a hand here?
19:06Oh no!
19:10Satan, you bastard!
19:11When I said give me a hand, this isn't what I meant!
19:17Hajime, no!
19:21Hajime!
19:34Oh, come on!
19:36I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:38I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:40I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:42I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:44I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:47I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:49I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:51I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:52I'll be borrowing your restroom!
19:54Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:59Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:02Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:10Hatsume!
20:11Hey! I can't believe you did it!
20:13Amen! Faith moves mountains!
20:16Yeah! Yeah!
20:21Ah! What the hell are you kids staring at?
20:24Go get Hadley!
20:25You were in the toilet.
20:35So Hanako didn't attack Mr. Sakata after all.
20:38When a stronger spirit appears,
20:40the weaker spirit cowers.
20:42But all evil spirits cower before Jesus.
20:45Then what about all the Johns exploding?
20:47Maybe Hanako was just asking for help.
20:50I mean, she doesn't have a real estate agent, does she?
20:52Hey! The toilets are fixed now!
20:54Boy, are the lines long!
20:56Ew!
20:57I guess you couldn't hold it forever, could you?
21:00I'm gonna beat your ass!
21:02Yes!
21:08Hey! There's Kyle!
21:10Not bad this time.
21:12I was actually betting against you.
21:13Good thing I didn't have any cash on me.
21:15Let's see if you can keep it up.
21:17Hold it right there!
21:18What?
21:18If I remember correctly,
21:20you wanna get out of that body, right?
21:21If I were you,
21:22I'd quit criticizing
21:23and help us put these ghosts back to sleep.
21:26Dream on, princess.
21:28Hey!
21:28I'd rather cut off my left hand,
21:30I mean, par,
21:31die than lend a hand to you brats.
21:33But, you're already dead, aren't you?
21:35That's not the point!
21:36Listen to me,
21:37I've got nine lives now
21:38and I'm gonna use them all up,
21:40dying to make sure you kids pay for what you've done to me!
21:43Hmph!
21:45Man!
21:46It's times like this,
21:47I wish we would've got a pet gerbil!
21:53Yukuredo,
21:55Kanauda kara shi hirou!
21:59I miss you!
22:00I miss you!
22:01I miss you!
22:01I need you!
22:02I need you!
22:03Sexy Sexy!
22:12Enough,
22:37Come back, come back, come back.
22:40Come back, come back, come back, come back.
22:48Come back, come back, come back.
23:17Come back, come back.
23:20What? What you say comes true?
23:23Hurry!
23:24If we don't put that thing to spiritual sleep soon, everyone will die!
23:28There's a curse on the School Fine Arts Festival!
23:30Don't...
23:31I'm not kidding.
23:32I'm not kidding.
23:33You