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Fired, Then I Won the Super Bowl #FULL EP 2026
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00:00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out, if he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:00:14the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the
00:00:23head of time.
00:00:29Ted Vincent, top star of the whole league, if he wins, he has to do that.
00:00:54Alright? Look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet. Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15You could have gone pro. You need an all-star level.
00:01:19No team is going to want him now. He's not going to have a great talk about this.
00:01:22I swear. Hey, please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck. Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:39Man, what the hell are we going to do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we're going to run?
00:01:47They won't run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys. I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here. Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this. You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys. Free it in.
00:02:12Come on, free it in.
00:02:14One, two, three.
00:02:17Let's go! Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:05Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21I have got great news.
00:03:24I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:01Wes, you bastard.
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes, are you okay?
00:04:08Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:11I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:23It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you.
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:48Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:56We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:58You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:01No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18Wes right.
00:05:19Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:22Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You already had this ready?
00:05:35Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:39Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:18Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:53Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:00Great.
00:07:01Looking forward to it.
00:07:04Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster, just in case.
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, estĆ” viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:27Of course.
00:07:28He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:30If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar by now.
00:07:35Yeah, well, Marika, you're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marika.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:53Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:56Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:06Oh!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:15You were winning so easy before.
00:08:17They must have studied our plays.
00:08:20Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:43Okay?
00:08:44Hey, every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:05Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:08If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:15Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:23I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This...
00:09:35This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:09:59What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:12Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Hey then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that.
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:38You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:54Ooh!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:12Holy shit!
00:11:18That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27Look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:28but I promise you,
00:11:30if you follow my plays,
00:11:31we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:36Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose,
00:11:40we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:52Wait,
00:11:53is this playbook actually working?
00:11:57Woo!
00:12:01I'm moving like a bench the whole time.
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:10Oh!
00:12:10We're like this we never even dreamed of on this place we actually crushed it
00:12:35Welcome to the team
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:53under head coach Ted Vincent
00:12:55Meanwhile the Eagles once a top contender for the championship have suffered four straight losses
00:13:02Losers go home you're as damned as straight
00:13:04Get off the field
00:13:06Idiot
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league
00:13:15And you
00:13:16If your plays get worse every damn game
00:13:18How are you supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays
00:13:23Nothing works anymore
00:13:25Boss
00:13:27We just got careless the last two games
00:13:29Don't worry
00:13:30We're gonna crush them next game
00:13:32Oh right
00:13:33Next game the semi-finals against the Knights
00:13:37You lose that
00:13:39Every fucking one you get fired
00:13:41So we already got Thunderbolts with Coach Ted
00:13:44Wait a second isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league
00:13:57Now they're on a winning streak
00:13:58Made it all the way to the semi-finals
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason
00:14:02When he was around we never struggled this much to win
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you James
00:14:06You have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick
00:14:09Those wins had nothing to do with him
00:14:11You got a few tricks from me
00:14:12Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach
00:14:15Please
00:14:16Eating him will be easy
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser
00:14:24Every swinging dick here
00:14:25Can pack their bags
00:14:31Coach maybe we should bring Ted back
00:14:34With him around we might actually win the championship
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:40Yeah
00:14:41You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted
00:14:49Okay
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back
00:14:51Guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook
00:14:56Fine
00:14:57I'll bring him back
00:15:03Mr. Vincent
00:15:04You're about to face the Eagles
00:15:05Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10No I uh
00:15:12Believe in my team
00:15:13If you want to stick to my game plan
00:15:15The Eagles do not stand a chance
00:15:18But from what I've heard
00:15:20You're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions
00:15:29This guy's a clown
00:15:31Who loves to talk big
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance Ted
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles
00:15:42All you have to do is
00:15:44Apologize
00:15:44Right here
00:15:45In front of everyone
00:15:47And maybe
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back
00:15:49And be my assistant coach
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:55What?
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles
00:15:59Ted is just a fired loser
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity
00:16:05He should be thanking us
00:16:07I'm not going back
00:16:09Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own
00:16:13Guys like you born at the bottom don't get to be champions
00:16:16Ever
00:16:18She's right
00:16:20Trash
00:16:20Like you
00:16:22Belongs on a trash team
00:16:23Goodnight
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game
00:16:41One of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:44He'll never beat us
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles
00:16:58Oh right you're doing this for the race
00:17:00Right?
00:17:01Fine
00:17:02How about 500 more a month?
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it Ted
00:17:08With that 500 maybe you can finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:14500?
00:17:16Is that all you thought?
00:17:18Pathetic
00:17:21Mr. Vincent
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory
00:17:30Three million dollars
00:17:44No way!
00:17:45His bonus is three million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:51The cast will be fake
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked
00:18:05You fumbled all the tactics
00:18:07And now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:09Bullshit
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me
00:18:14Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:19Judging by your recent record
00:18:21Looks like our shit team
00:18:23Could wipe the floor with you
00:18:25With ease, bitch
00:18:29Just wait until
00:18:31When I beat you
00:18:33Even if you come crawling back
00:18:36I'll slam the door on your face
00:18:37Hey!
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you
00:18:44Eagles!
00:18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league
00:18:53Have made a miracle run all the way to the semifinals
00:18:57But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come
00:19:05The Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights
00:19:11Alright boys, come on, take your knee
00:19:12Take your knee
00:19:13Listen up
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:17No one expects us to win
00:19:19Now I promise you
00:19:21This team will go down if we run my plays
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win
00:19:27I can promise you that
00:19:29Yes sir, coach
00:19:30We trust you completely
00:19:33Alright fellas, let's go get this win
00:19:34Alright boys, bring it in
00:19:36Hands in the middle
00:19:37Bart, this one's on you
00:19:38Alright, win on three, win on me
00:19:40One, two, three, win
00:19:41Let's go boys, let's go
00:19:47Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber
00:19:54It's for poor people
00:19:56People of class
00:19:59Like us
00:20:00Need whiskey or wine
00:20:04What's up?
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son
00:20:08I need a win
00:20:09Relax
00:20:11This is a sure win
00:20:12Make sure you get your money
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is $30 million
00:20:17This guy right here
00:20:19$40 million
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football
00:20:26But I do care about winning
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line
00:20:32To victory
00:20:35Still been way too soon, coach
00:20:37Get him!
00:20:41Block him!
00:20:42Come on, block!
00:20:43Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:45There we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53Just doing that
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start
00:20:58Scott drives it home to the first touchdown
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights' tactics are clearly working
00:21:08The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:11Would they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries
00:21:16Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:23It's gotta be a fluke
00:21:24It's gotta be Ted
00:21:26He was my assistant, he knows all my fucking plays
00:21:28But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:30I have a plan
00:21:32We turn this around
00:21:33Trust me
00:21:34You better not be bullshitting me
00:21:36I swear to God
00:21:38That if I can't leave this team to victory
00:21:40I...
00:21:42I'll resign
00:21:43This is your last chance, son
00:21:45Last chance!
00:21:46Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up!
00:21:50Shit!
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice
00:21:52Kent!
00:21:54What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player
00:22:00Quarterback
00:22:00Take them out
00:22:02They can't win this game
00:22:04You bet
00:22:06Go!
00:22:19Matthew, finish our game now!
00:22:21Why?
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The last score stands
00:22:29But the injured player
00:22:31Looks like he cannot continue
00:22:32Let's hope for a speedy recovery
00:22:34What are we doing?
00:22:35That's rough in the past
00:22:35That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach
00:22:44This is my house, Lloyd!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:56Hey, hey!
00:22:56Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Are you blind?
00:22:59Big!
00:23:00Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me
00:23:04If you want to keep coaching
00:23:05Get back to your sideline now
00:23:07Yeah
00:23:08You son of a bitch
00:23:10How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:12Who cares?
00:23:13Your only star player is out
00:23:15You have no chance of winning this game today
00:23:21I have cash to burn
00:23:23Nobody can touch me
00:23:25Ted, back to your sideline now
00:23:28Good job
00:23:29Got your cash lighter, by the way
00:23:33Your talent
00:23:35Big fucking deal
00:23:37One word from me
00:23:38Henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:41The world belongs
00:23:43To people like us
00:23:45Nice little sweater, by the way
00:23:46Let's go look
00:23:48Corey are back
00:23:49I think she's calling you
00:24:02Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly
00:24:06And there's only
00:24:0810 minutes left on the clock
00:24:09Looks as though the Knights
00:24:11Might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:13Three of our key players are out
00:24:15If this keeps up, we're finished
00:24:17Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs
00:24:20Unless we can find someone
00:24:21Who's good enough to dodge hits and score
00:24:23We're done for
00:24:24Come on Coach, somebody like that is top tier
00:24:26At least
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game
00:24:28How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted, warm up
00:24:41All right, Ted, warm up
00:24:42Only you can save the Knights
00:24:48Wait, boss
00:24:49What do you mean warm up?
00:24:51Ted, I did my research
00:24:53You used to be a star
00:24:55If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now
00:24:58I need you to warm up
00:25:00Ted
00:25:01Ted Vincent
00:25:02The same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA
00:25:06No way!
00:25:07You were my head coach?
00:25:11Grace
00:25:13I'm the head coach
00:25:14I can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:16Actually, you can
00:25:17I registered you as a player before we started
00:25:22You're officially on the roster
00:25:24Want to warm up?
00:25:34I can't do that
00:25:35My legs healed
00:25:35But I haven't played in so long
00:25:38Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey!
00:25:42You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:44Huh?
00:25:45You got this
00:25:49Now
00:25:51I'll take the championship that belongs to me
00:25:58Maybe
00:25:59Maybe
00:26:00Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:11The past injuries are behind me
00:26:14They won't stop me now
00:26:26Alright
00:26:27Let's crush them
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:26:31Thank you
00:27:13What is going on? Am I dreaming? Or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:33You're in your 30s, man. What good is that gonna do?
00:27:35My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:40Billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42The deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:48If she thinks you're gonna score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:58And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I'll give you some ice ready.
00:28:04You're facing the needle later.
00:28:11The game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:13Gonna turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:35Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's go!
00:28:40Let's go!
00:28:41Let's go!
00:28:42Let's go!
00:28:44Let's go!
00:28:45Let's go!
00:28:45Let's go!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:28:47Let's go!
00:28:48Let's go!
00:28:51Let's go!
00:28:51Let's go!
00:28:52Let's go!
00:28:52Let's go!
00:28:54Let's go!
00:28:56Let's go!
00:28:58Let's go!
00:28:59He threw that way too far. No one's catching that. He don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:24Holy guacamole! The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:34A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank god I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:19Touchdown, Knights!
00:30:23He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:25Yes! Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:31Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:34He threw him way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:36Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again. I can't let him score again.
00:30:52I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Whoop!
00:30:57From now on, lock onto Ted.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:23Ted scores again! Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:30Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:35God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What? A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:43You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:45You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:53You idiot! You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:02I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:23That's how you like this, Ted.
00:32:27The Knights on offense now-
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:36They look unstoppable.
00:32:38Ooh, spicy!
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with them, man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:53I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Rep!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:09You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go!
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:28You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Let me kiss.
00:33:46You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:51care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want.
00:33:54And she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him! Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception!
00:34:43And he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:50Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:55After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:16Unbelievable.
00:35:17The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:21Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:31This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left. Ted's got the ball. He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him! If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:48Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:50See? I told you. Tech can't win.
00:35:53We'll drag this into overtime and then we'll crush them in.
00:36:09Hail Mary! My God! Tech just pulled up a game winning!
00:36:14Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:29We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted. We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41This don't need to be done.
00:36:42Yeah!
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now.
00:36:52Come on. I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:01Yes, sir.
00:37:03All right! Marika, ganamos!
00:37:04Yes, Marika!
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles. I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:45$2 million a year. Minimum.
00:37:47What? $2 million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire. Seriously?
00:37:53Uh, boss.
00:37:55What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself,
00:38:11let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted!
00:38:19Deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me,
00:38:31you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man,
00:38:40you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now,
00:38:45you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options.
00:39:03You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:06Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:30Uh, the...
00:39:31The Taylor family?
00:39:32The richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me,
00:39:45don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55Bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:04Ted,
00:40:05come back to the Eagles.
00:40:06I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:11I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're gonna stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:18Don't you wanna test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:28I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:33You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:35You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet.
00:40:53Care and spare.
00:40:53So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back.
00:40:59Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:10You son of fucking your wife.
00:41:12Remember that?
00:41:12Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:39I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:42You figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:47We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:03Illegals?
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:05Please!
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10...are a disgrace...
00:42:12...to the NFL.
00:42:15Ted...
00:42:16Wait!
00:42:16Skip!
00:42:18You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um...
00:42:37I was thinking...
00:42:39...maybe...
00:42:39...if you wanted...
00:42:40...you could...
00:42:42...stay with me.
00:42:44For about a while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:04...the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:07I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15What, do I still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:18Sir...
00:43:18...do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:25How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:35You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot...
00:43:40...I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:04good day.
00:44:07It seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:19Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:33This is my house and I have spare bedrooms so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's actually just me.
00:44:42Where's the kitchen?
00:44:53And...
00:44:54Here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57Alright, thanks.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:05Alright, thanks.
00:45:07Casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:29Close, close, close, close.
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:38My dad!
00:45:39Hey!
00:45:40You okay?
00:45:41I just pulled something!
00:45:43Okay, okay.
00:45:47Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:45:49Oh my god.
00:45:49Ow.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:55Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:21Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:39I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:46:47I've been waiting to see that look in your eyes...
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:04Ted?
00:47:05Tomorrow is your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:07You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09Do you think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry. I've been so caught up with work the past couple of years.
00:47:18I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great. I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:30Everything okay?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:36It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow. I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not dizzy tomorrow,
00:48:01like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team. What do you think?
00:48:18Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'm going to be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out? If it works out?
00:48:29Oh, I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:32I'll take that. Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Oh, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:45Actually, I'm going to go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:10I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27All right, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Dad.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one if you like that.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan, don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:15It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:19unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:31Cool.
00:50:32Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:39Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49You smile at the circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy.
00:51:17My kid.
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32He has been gone for years,
00:51:33and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy.
00:51:40He's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all,
00:51:48but money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan,
00:51:52is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:55at $400,000 a year.
00:51:57$400,000?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:02You know, you should beg Alan
00:52:05to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course,
00:52:08you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him
00:52:21doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:23but if you beg nicely,
00:52:26I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do
00:52:32is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful
00:52:36that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people
00:52:40would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:45With me in charge,
00:52:47even cleaning bathrooms pays better
00:52:49than whatever he's doing at...
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:54Alan,
00:52:55how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:57Is it over $2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying
00:53:04that you have a salary
00:53:05of $2 million?
00:53:08$2 million,
00:53:10but please,
00:53:11a loser like you
00:53:12couldn't make that kind of money
00:53:13in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No.
00:53:16Oliver,
00:53:17my son is trying to help your son
00:53:19get a decent job,
00:53:20and he throws out a figure like that
00:53:22and clearly doesn't want a job.
00:53:24You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:29Alan,
00:53:30if you could get Ted a position
00:53:32with the Knights,
00:53:33I would make sure
00:53:35I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:38What could a broke man
00:53:40like you give me
00:53:41that is worth my time?
00:53:43Dad?
00:53:44Hey,
00:53:45you do not need to beg them
00:53:46for anything,
00:53:47okay?
00:53:48I already work for the Knights.
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:01You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:04You're in your 30s,
00:54:06so a nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe
00:54:09that you work for the Knights?
00:54:12I'm taking the Knights
00:54:13all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way
00:54:16to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me
00:54:19that the Knights
00:54:21making it all the way
00:54:22to the Super Bowl
00:54:23is thanks to you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows
00:54:32you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit
00:54:35to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying
00:54:37that you're responsible
00:54:38for taking the Knights
00:54:40all the way
00:54:41through the finals.
00:54:42Oliver,
00:54:43your son's not only broke,
00:54:44he's obviously delusional.
00:54:46I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:54Then,
00:54:55Helen,
00:54:55genius,
00:54:56what exactly
00:54:58did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:09That's not what you're saying.
00:55:10Oh,
00:55:11come on.
00:55:11Your lies are getting
00:55:12more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You,
00:55:14the head coach
00:55:15of the Knights?
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:17Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:19I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access
00:55:22to the field,
00:55:23let alone the execs
00:55:24or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell,
00:55:27how would I even know
00:55:27he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying
00:55:30to act a big shot.
00:55:31I guess forget
00:55:32that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser
00:55:35would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah,
00:55:39a loser like him
00:55:40could never run
00:55:41a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work
00:55:44for the Knights,
00:55:44I might have believed you,
00:55:46Ted.
00:55:46Nice try,
00:55:47by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud
00:55:51and cheap clothes.
00:55:54So,
00:55:55all of you
00:55:55think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach
00:56:00dressed like that,
00:56:01next time
00:56:02you want to
00:56:03try
00:56:04playing rich,
00:56:05at least
00:56:06get yourself
00:56:07a new suit
00:56:08first.
00:56:12Hello
00:56:12and welcome,
00:56:13everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look
00:56:16at our menu.
00:56:17A certain
00:56:17stamping
00:56:18with porcolini
00:56:19is too...
00:56:22Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that
00:56:24Coach Ted,
00:56:25the head coach
00:56:26of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights
00:56:35head coach?
00:56:35Of course.
00:56:36If it wasn't for
00:56:37Coach Ted joining
00:56:38our team this year,
00:56:39we never would have
00:56:40made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted,
00:56:42I am a diehard
00:56:43Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted,
00:56:46you're kind of
00:56:46a personal hero of mine.
00:56:47Would you mind
00:56:49taking a picture with me?
00:56:50Yeah, of course.
00:56:52Whew.
00:56:57Oh my gosh,
00:56:58this is the best.
00:56:58I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just let the head
00:57:00coach of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be
00:57:03telling everybody
00:57:04about this.
00:57:04Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:10Dad,
00:57:11this is what I came
00:57:12home to celebrate
00:57:13with you.
00:57:13I...
00:57:15I'm taking my team
00:57:16to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son,
00:57:20is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24Bad guy's obviously
00:57:25an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way
00:57:28you're the head coach
00:57:29of the championship
00:57:29contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:37A fraud.
00:57:39You'll end up
00:57:40just like your
00:57:41broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me
00:57:52all you want
00:57:53and don't you dare
00:57:56insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:08So what if you
00:58:09ate the stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your
00:58:12grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him
00:58:15any gifts?
00:58:15You're sweet.
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:21You broke bastard.
00:58:23Do you mean
00:58:23you showed up
00:58:23at this party
00:58:24empty-handed
00:58:25and you still
00:58:25had the nerve
00:58:26to crash this party?
00:58:27We did bring
00:58:28something so fair.
00:58:35I made this game
00:58:37myself.
00:58:39Father, you've got
00:58:41to trick me.
00:58:42You're so broke
00:58:43you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh, please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind
00:58:47of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually
00:58:54brought this junk
00:58:55as a gift.
00:58:56Perfect.
00:58:57I wouldn't even
00:58:58pick this up
00:58:59off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash
00:59:02where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11No!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months
00:59:23making it.
00:59:27This is the type of thing
00:59:28that will get you
00:59:29fucked up for the rest
00:59:30of your life.
00:59:34What?
00:59:34You want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring
00:59:37a decent gift
00:59:38and you still have
00:59:38the nerve to crash
00:59:39this party, Alan?
00:59:40Show him what a real
00:59:41gift looks like.
00:59:42Ha!
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:47This one
00:59:48is actually
00:59:5050 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier
00:59:53than your wooden stick.
00:59:56Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to
01:00:02Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift
01:00:05from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:10You two won't make
01:00:12that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:16Take on the fucking one.
01:00:19Half a million dollars
01:00:21in cash.
01:00:23Dad's gift for Grandpa.
01:00:26Thank God.
01:00:28All these gifts
01:00:28add up to $750,000.
01:00:31$750,000.
01:00:31All of our people
01:00:32like you haven't seen
01:00:33this kind of money
01:00:33in your lifetime.
01:00:36They're not even
01:00:37a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap
01:00:40section of the gift shop.
01:00:41Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere
01:01:07before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl
01:01:15that I've been telling
01:01:16you about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:18He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:20That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:26I don't understand
01:01:27what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford
01:01:31a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts
01:01:33are cheap?
01:01:34Why don't you
01:01:35show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have
01:01:39much time to prepare,
01:01:40but I pulled a little
01:01:42something from
01:01:43my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully Grandpa
01:01:44doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:48You sure it's not
01:01:49some junk you brought
01:01:50from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up
01:01:52and show us
01:01:53what kind of trash
01:01:54you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant,
01:01:58just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:02How expensive
01:02:03could that be?
01:02:06Picasso's weeping woman
01:02:08worth around
01:02:09three million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way
01:02:20that piece of junk
01:02:22is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was
01:02:26auctioned for
01:02:27three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years,
01:02:30it's probably worth
01:02:31a lot more money.
01:02:32So tell me,
01:02:34do I now have
01:02:35the right to call
01:02:36your gifts?
01:02:38Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here
01:02:41can tell.
01:02:42For all we know,
01:02:43it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction
01:02:46receipt.
01:02:47That should be
01:02:47enough proof.
01:02:49You're right,
01:02:50like that receipt
01:02:50is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't say that.
01:02:54Come on,
01:02:55what kind of rich
01:02:55woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean,
01:02:59only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl
01:03:02would never date
01:03:03a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted,
01:03:06if you can't bring
01:03:06a real gift
01:03:07to the party,
01:03:08just don't bring
01:03:09a forgery, okay,
01:03:10to Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan,
01:03:13this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good
01:03:15eye for art.
01:03:16Why don't we let him
01:03:17judge for himself?
01:03:18This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa
01:03:22to actually
01:03:22appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this
01:03:25belongs on the floor!
01:03:35What just happened?
01:03:40That is...
01:03:42Alan,
01:03:44what did you just
01:03:45tear up?
01:03:45Oh, Grandpa
01:03:46is just a painting.
01:03:47These guys were trying
01:03:48to give it to you
01:03:49as a gift,
01:03:49but I could tell
01:03:51it was so fake,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting
01:03:56was a Picasso
01:03:57with three million dollars.
01:03:58But I mean,
01:03:59look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford
01:04:01something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh my God.
01:04:11See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even
01:04:13want that kind of trash
01:04:14messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better
01:04:16get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:26Of course you.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education
01:04:31and you turned out
01:04:32to be such a big idiot.
01:04:36Oh God.
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why?
01:04:38Why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed
01:04:42three million dollars.
01:04:45You idiot.
01:04:45What?
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe
01:04:48their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:50I have been collecting
01:04:50antiques longer
01:04:51than you've been alive
01:04:52and I know real
01:04:53from fake.
01:04:55It was worth
01:04:56more than three million
01:04:57until you ruined it.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:05Ted,
01:05:07you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa,
01:05:10this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one
01:05:12that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa,
01:05:15I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended
01:05:17to be your birthday gift
01:05:18but someone thought
01:05:20it was fake
01:05:20and tore it up.
01:05:22No,
01:05:23it cannot be real.
01:05:24No,
01:05:25I mean,
01:05:26he may be the
01:05:27nice head coach
01:05:28but he can't afford
01:05:29something like this.
01:05:30It has to be a fake,
01:05:32obviously.
01:05:33I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen
01:05:36team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying
01:05:38this whole time
01:05:38and now he says
01:05:39that they grabbed it
01:05:40from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan,
01:05:46the truth is right
01:05:48in front of you.
01:05:48You just refuse
01:05:49to see it.
01:05:51Sweetheart,
01:05:52you're way too gorgeous
01:05:54to waste your time
01:05:56with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you
01:06:00the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:04I'm the night
01:06:05security manager.
01:06:07I mean,
01:06:07what are we talking
01:06:08about here?
01:06:08This guy,
01:06:09just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want
01:06:12to end up
01:06:12in prison with him,
01:06:13you'll want
01:06:15to be on my side.
01:06:16You know what?
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know
01:06:20who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted,
01:06:26don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:29I'm going to take
01:06:30very good care of her.
01:06:33Well,
01:06:35I'm not going to jail,
01:06:36Alan.
01:06:38Actually,
01:06:40Grace
01:06:41owns the night's.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you,
01:06:52my son doesn't lie.
01:06:53Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder
01:06:57she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly
01:07:00are the night's owner.
01:07:02Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of
01:07:08nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy
01:07:09a three million dollar
01:07:10painting with mine,
01:07:12and then you try
01:07:13hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me,
01:07:15Alan,
01:07:16how do you plan
01:07:16on paying for this?
01:07:18Pay for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself,
01:07:22I could never
01:07:22pay that off.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean,
01:07:28he was just being
01:07:28impulsive.
01:07:29Please,
01:07:30please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:34Was it a
01:07:36misunderstanding
01:07:36when you insulted us
01:07:38earlier?
01:07:38Ted,
01:07:39Alan actually
01:07:40knows he's wrong.
01:07:41Yes.
01:07:42We're very,
01:07:43very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go,
01:07:45please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:47Obviously,
01:07:48you have
01:07:49loads of money.
01:07:51I mean,
01:07:51you're not going
01:07:52to miss a few million.
01:07:53but I mean,
01:07:53this would ruin
01:07:55my family.
01:07:57You want me
01:07:57to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one
01:08:02who damaged the property,
01:08:03would you be so
01:08:04quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen,
01:08:09you can mock me
01:08:10all you'd like,
01:08:12but don't ever
01:08:13insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver,
01:08:18please,
01:08:19please,
01:08:19I'm so sorry.
01:08:20I shouldn't have
01:08:21disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No,
01:08:23please.
01:08:23We're so sorry.
01:08:24Ted,
01:08:25we're so very...
01:08:26We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted,
01:08:27I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please,
01:08:28forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money
01:08:31makes you better
01:08:32than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class
01:08:34than a man begging
01:08:36on the streets.
01:08:38You will pay
01:08:39for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction
01:08:43receipt from the painting.
01:08:45Amount,
01:08:45three million.
01:08:46You have
01:08:47three days
01:08:48times to painful.
01:08:53Also,
01:08:53Alan,
01:08:54you're fire
01:08:55from the nights
01:08:56permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan,
01:09:00I'm so sorry.
01:09:00If we had known
01:09:01he was so powerful,
01:09:02we never would have
01:09:03crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time
01:09:05you got a taste
01:09:06of your own ways.
01:09:07Oh, you can't.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into another room
01:09:11to celebrate
01:09:12your birthday.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:24All right,
01:09:25tenure,
01:09:25opponents for the finals
01:09:26are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry,
01:09:30so you need to be careful.
01:09:30He's really not the type
01:09:31to let him stop.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license
01:09:40got revoked.
01:09:41How are you even
01:09:42allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted,
01:09:44I wouldn't be in this
01:09:44mess in the first place.
01:09:46Luckily, Henry
01:09:47pulled some strings
01:09:48and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants
01:09:51assistant coach now.
01:09:53You tried every trick
01:09:55in the book
01:09:55to beat Ted,
01:09:56and you're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him
01:10:00for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants
01:10:04are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over
01:10:07two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's
01:10:08twenty times
01:10:09the amount
01:10:10of your pathetic
01:10:11team's budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan
01:10:20for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you
01:10:27being my former assistant
01:10:28and knowing my plays,
01:10:31you went the one last time.
01:10:32So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end,
01:10:37you're still a loser.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You have the right
01:10:46to try to question his skill.
01:10:48When I win
01:10:49the championship,
01:10:52I'll have nothing else
01:10:53to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser
01:10:59pays the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We salute
01:11:06for your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:18You gonna make sure?
01:11:19You're out of the NFL
01:11:20for good!
01:11:21Never get back on!
01:11:26The Giants,
01:11:27three-time defending champions,
01:11:29and the most dominant force
01:11:30in the league
01:11:31face off the Knights
01:11:32today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable
01:11:35under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:36and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:39So,
01:11:41we will take
01:11:41home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward
01:11:45for their first offensive move
01:11:46and
01:11:47it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious
01:11:50gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense
01:11:52holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are
01:11:54the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical
01:11:58stats were higher,
01:11:58but I didn't expect
01:11:59the difference
01:12:00to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03The game just started.
01:12:04You can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives.
01:12:06Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing
01:12:12real talent,
01:12:13there's no way
01:12:13he's walking out
01:12:14of this one
01:12:14with a win.
01:12:17Coach,
01:12:18what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me,
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted,
01:12:28a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, big shot.
01:12:32See a Hail Mary.
01:12:33Please.
01:12:34A guy with a busted leg
01:12:36trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke!
01:12:40Couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:41There's no way
01:12:42he makes this game.
01:12:43On this field,
01:12:44nothing speaks louder
01:12:46than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's...
01:12:52The Knights score
01:12:54from 50 yards back.
01:12:56Unbelievable.
01:12:57This is why
01:12:58we do what we do.
01:12:59All right.
01:13:01This is awesome.
01:13:02What's up,
01:13:03what I'm thinking?
01:13:04Hey,
01:13:05as long as I'm here,
01:13:06you seem to lose.
01:13:07whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:21Yeah!
01:13:23The Knights can't believe it!
01:13:25The spike,
01:13:25the massive gap in strength.
01:13:27The score is now 17-7.
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:33You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:48Fucking useless!
01:13:50There's been fucking more of you, useless!
01:13:57Good night, good night.
01:14:16Good night!
01:14:19Good night!
01:14:33Good night!
01:14:35Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:37Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:39Besides me!
01:14:40But guess what?
01:14:42The Knights are the NFL Championship!
01:14:44You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend!
01:14:52You deserve it!
01:14:54The NFL Champions!
01:14:57The Knights!
01:14:58The Knights!
01:14:59Let's go!
01:15:00Let's go!
01:15:00Let's go!
01:15:01Let's go!
01:15:04Let's go!
01:15:26Let's go!
01:15:28Hey!
01:15:29Ted!
01:15:30Have mercy!
01:15:31We used to be colleagues!
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:34We...
01:15:35I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:37And if I'm forced on the NFL, what if I'm...
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:42If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything!
01:15:46He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison!
01:15:49Come on, coach!
01:15:50You can't let him get away with this!
01:15:51Ooh!
01:15:53Love it!
01:15:54Love it!
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong!
01:16:06I never should've done what I did!
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask!
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the 10 million dollars.
01:16:27But, you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:37Yeah!
01:16:39Yeah!
01:16:39No, no problem!
01:16:40Yeah!
01:16:40Hey man, really sorry.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really.
01:16:42Really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:44Hey man, really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:47You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:51You!
01:16:52Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:57You told me to take out your players.
01:16:59You did.
01:17:00We're gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him in the police.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:08If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:13Yeah.
01:17:14It was all west.
01:17:17Look, so what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:24Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:27Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:35NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:19$100 million?
01:18:23Ted, what was you here?
01:18:24You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28I was just a joke.
01:18:31I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:43I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, hey, guys, chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything!
01:18:50Ted!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?!
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:10I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:15Mmm...
01:19:16Ruling on the field...
01:19:18...Stands.
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