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Campaigning For Love
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00:00:05Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:26I'm sorry.
00:00:32Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:40Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you gonna drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:54Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:07Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:13Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. Please don't worry. We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:24Oh, God.
00:01:24What the hell are you? Get away from me.
00:01:26Fuck out of my way.
00:01:29Fuck out of my way.
00:01:50Fuck out of my way.
00:01:52Hey. New intern. Are you serious?
00:01:55This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:01:58The side door is for the help.
00:02:00Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:05Get out and go through the back.
00:02:07I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:12Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:17I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:21Help garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:28Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:36Excuse me. We grow brussel sprouts, not corn. And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I
00:02:43really believe in his ideas.
00:02:44Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:02:57You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:01Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:06You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:09I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:13I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:17Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:18You dumb hick.
00:03:21This is all your fault.
00:03:23Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:26Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:36Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:39You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:42I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:46Oh, you're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:49Us working-class girls gotta stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:53You're right.
00:03:55God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:57It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:01That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:07I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:09Amen, girl. And...
00:04:13Look at you.
00:04:16You look like you fit right in.
00:04:22Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:29Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:35Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:37Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:56Is somebody here?
00:04:59Is somebody... in there?
00:05:07Oh, sorry. I'm...
00:05:09God, he's so hot.
00:05:18Are you okay?
00:05:48You don't mean nothing to me.
00:05:50You boys come here every dinner.
00:05:52I don't believe what you greet.
00:05:54You're just a tricky beginner.
00:05:56You're on the street.
00:05:58My God will make you a winner.
00:06:00I don't believe what I see.
00:06:02I'm...
00:06:03I am gold.
00:06:07So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:10He shoved me out of the room, Senator. I... I...
00:06:13Urgh! You God damn worthless woman!
00:06:16I hired you to drug him...
00:06:20And to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:23And you...
00:06:24Returned empty fucking handed!
00:06:26Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:30Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:35This might just be enough...
00:06:38To bring my election opponent down.
00:06:52I can't believe we...
00:06:54I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:59I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:02I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:02Well then...
00:07:27I'll be fired.
00:07:30I will be fired...
00:07:31and I'll be fired.
00:07:32No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:36It doesn't matter.
00:07:37You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:41A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow,
00:07:44so today's your last day.
00:07:47A little trash girl.
00:07:48No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:55Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him,
00:07:58but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:02He's never late.
00:08:03I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:07He wouldn't.
00:08:07He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:09Stop gossiping.
00:08:11Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:51You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:53The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:55Hello, miss.
00:08:57Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:04I fucked up.
00:09:05If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:09Have we met, miss?
00:09:10Absolutely never.
00:09:12Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:17I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:21Something's familiar about her.
00:09:22Oh my God, he recognizes me.
00:09:25I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:27Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:31Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:34Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:39He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:42Stay away from him.
00:09:44He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:49Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:53Emergency meeting.
00:09:54Let's go.
00:09:55No interns allowed.
00:09:57Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:05Sir, what happened?
00:10:07You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:09It's hazy, but I think someone at the event slipped something in my drink.
00:10:15It's foggy, but I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:19You slept with someone?
00:10:20And she drugged you?
00:10:22She was...
00:10:22It was a setup.
00:10:24Oh God.
00:10:26A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:29The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:40No.
00:10:42No, I don't remember much.
00:10:43But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:46She's a good person.
00:10:48You're being naive.
00:10:50Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:52Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:55She's not like that.
00:10:56No one's going to find out.
00:10:58There will be no scandal.
00:11:05No one will find out.
00:11:07Senator Hester is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:16I will protect your Second Amendment.
00:11:18Just have your coffee.
00:11:19Do you get a bazooka?
00:11:20You get a bazooka.
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23It's your God-given right.
00:11:26And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:35Gotcha.
00:11:36I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:39Oh, my opponent.
00:11:40Christopher Stinnett
00:11:42laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:46What?
00:11:47I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent,
00:11:50immoral,
00:11:51and premaritable sex
00:11:54will have him burn in hell
00:11:56for all eternity.
00:11:58He's lying.
00:11:59I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:00He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof
00:12:03that my opponent,
00:12:05Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:06slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:10Oh, no.
00:12:12He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:14He has a photo?
00:12:16We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, God.
00:12:28You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:37slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44That is not the woman
00:12:48I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid farm girl
00:12:54smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll get out.
00:12:59Sir, this is bad.
00:13:01It doesn't matter
00:13:02if you didn't sleep
00:13:02with a prostitute
00:13:03or whoever she was.
00:13:04If we can't prove
00:13:05it wasn't a fake,
00:13:06then it'll sink
00:13:07and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:11The girl last night
00:13:12gave me her phone number.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lowly as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong
00:13:46in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand
00:14:00was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the center is all over TV
00:14:06spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:12Okay, unless we can prove it,
00:14:14it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I if the girl
00:14:15I was really with
00:14:16won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go
00:14:23in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage
00:14:40and prove you weren't
00:14:40with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe.
00:14:42We'll see the woman
00:14:43I was really with last night too.
00:14:45You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No.
00:15:01Actually.
00:15:05Stephanie.
00:15:06This is Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way
00:15:12you could access
00:15:13the hotel footage
00:15:14from last night
00:15:14from floor 28
00:15:16and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:19I'm still placing the order.
00:15:23Delete the footage.
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later
00:15:27but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working class girls
00:15:30gotta look out
00:15:31for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room
00:15:33is my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving
00:15:38at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage
00:15:39in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast
00:15:44or I'm in trouble.
00:15:48Hey.
00:15:49Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had
00:15:50the chance to get
00:15:51to talk to you.
00:15:52It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not
00:15:55usually like this
00:15:56but I would love
00:15:58to hear your position
00:15:59on my campaign platform.
00:16:01Don't waste your time
00:16:02talking to an unqualified
00:16:03corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know
00:16:05the first thing
00:16:06about politics.
00:16:07Senator Hessler's
00:16:08all about the politics
00:16:08of anger
00:16:09but Topher isn't.
00:16:10He doesn't name call
00:16:11or put people down
00:16:12so you shouldn't either
00:16:13and for the last time
00:16:14my family grows
00:16:15Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:22Think about learning
00:16:22some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter
00:16:25than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:29But she's...
00:16:32I would love
00:16:33to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir,
00:16:37our people are at the hotel
00:16:38right now finding the footage.
00:16:44Don't worry, sir.
00:16:45We're going to figure out
00:16:46who that mystery girl
00:16:47was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:49Go ahead.
00:16:51What?
00:16:53The footage was deleted?
00:16:54Phew.
00:16:55With the footage gone,
00:16:56no one will find out
00:16:57we slept together.
00:16:58Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out
00:17:01something to
00:17:04disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:07Speaking of
00:17:08me,
00:17:09have you
00:17:10decided who you want
00:17:12to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep
00:17:16my distance
00:17:17and make sure
00:17:17nothing else happens
00:17:19between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:23Sir,
00:17:24she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:27She doesn't know
00:17:28anything about politics.
00:17:29She's...
00:17:30Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day,
00:17:33actually.
00:17:34She's exactly
00:17:35what I need.
00:17:37Oh, no.
00:17:38Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:41Be ready.
00:17:42We're going to be
00:17:42spending a lot more time together.
00:17:47So much for staying
00:17:48away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:54How did you get him
00:17:55to promote you
00:17:56over me?
00:18:00The candidates
00:18:01schedule on speeches
00:18:01for the upcoming week,
00:18:03policy positions,
00:18:04memorize all of it.
00:18:05There's a false rumor
00:18:06going around
00:18:07that the candidates
00:18:08slept with a prostitute.
00:18:10If anyone finds out
00:18:11that he's intimate
00:18:12with an intern,
00:18:13it's game over
00:18:14for all of us.
00:18:15So,
00:18:16keep it professional.
00:18:17I believe in this campaign
00:18:18and I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:21That's why
00:18:21I stole the footage?
00:18:23Because you
00:18:23accidentally slept
00:18:24with your Senate
00:18:25candidate boss?
00:18:26I didn't know
00:18:27that it was him
00:18:28and he thought
00:18:29I was just
00:18:29some rich snob lady.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32You like him.
00:18:34I get it.
00:18:35He's freaking hot
00:18:36and successful.
00:18:38I know,
00:18:39but
00:18:40he doesn't know
00:18:41that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever
00:18:44got out
00:18:44that he slept
00:18:45with his country,
00:18:46don't worry.
00:18:47The footage
00:18:47is gone
00:18:48and your hot
00:18:49little secret's safe.
00:18:51Crisis averted.
00:18:53My opponent,
00:18:54Christopher Stinnett,
00:18:55is a lying scandal.
00:18:57In this election,
00:18:58I will prove it.
00:19:00Vote for me.
00:19:01What the hell
00:19:02is he talking about?
00:19:03He's just making up
00:19:04this story about
00:19:05the candidate
00:19:05sitting with a hooker
00:19:06last night.
00:19:07What?
00:19:08He called you
00:19:08a hooker?
00:19:09No, not me.
00:19:10But he has this photo
00:19:12of a woman
00:19:14in a red dress
00:19:15leaning on Topher.
00:19:16And it's all a lie.
00:19:17He's just framing him.
00:19:19I actually saw
00:19:20your boss last night
00:19:21with a woman
00:19:22in a red dress.
00:19:23What?
00:19:24I was there.
00:19:26And he definitely
00:19:27didn't take that woman
00:19:28to his room.
00:19:29You were the only one.
00:19:31Stop.
00:19:32I will.
00:19:33After you give me
00:19:34all the dirty
00:19:35little details.
00:19:44Just avoid
00:19:45being alone
00:19:46with Topher.
00:19:48He's in his office.
00:19:49Go on in.
00:19:50Oh, no.
00:19:50I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:59Morning, sir.
00:20:00Your coffee?
00:20:02Sarah.
00:20:03Please, call me Topher.
00:20:06Ah.
00:20:08Just what I needed.
00:20:10Well,
00:20:11I want to give you
00:20:12what you need.
00:20:13It's my job
00:20:14as your assistant.
00:20:16May I say,
00:20:17you're excelling at it.
00:20:20You seem nervous.
00:20:22I'm not that scary,
00:20:23am I?
00:20:23No, I, um...
00:20:26Senator Hesler
00:20:27is just
00:20:28saying you were
00:20:29with the hooker.
00:20:31It's a lie.
00:20:32It's so frustrating.
00:20:34That's what my opponent
00:20:35does.
00:20:36He lies.
00:20:39But do you know
00:20:40why we're going to win?
00:20:41Because we have
00:20:42the truth on our side,
00:20:43don't we, Sarah?
00:20:45The prostitute's story
00:20:46won't hold up
00:20:46because it isn't true.
00:20:50So all we have to do
00:20:50is just smile,
00:20:52take a breath,
00:20:55and it's okay.
00:20:57Perfect.
00:20:59Just like that.
00:21:05What are you doing here,
00:21:06farm girl?
00:21:08The hooker story
00:21:09isn't going away.
00:21:10Senator Hesler
00:21:11is about to give
00:21:12a press conference
00:21:12attacking you.
00:21:13But there's no proof.
00:21:15Politics isn't about
00:21:15proof, intern.
00:21:16It's about stories,
00:21:18okay?
00:21:18And the senator
00:21:19is telling a pretty
00:21:19juicy one.
00:21:21Whoever deleted
00:21:22that security camera footage
00:21:23really screwed us.
00:21:25The senator is lying.
00:21:27Let's go confront him.
00:21:29I'll do it myself.
00:21:30No, sir.
00:21:31It's politically dangerous.
00:21:32I'm not worried.
00:21:34Let's go confront
00:21:35this senator
00:21:35and put this
00:21:37nonsense story behind us.
00:21:40And put this
00:21:41nonsense story behind us.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:44Make the bully
00:21:44say his lies
00:21:45right to your face.
00:21:47Let the adults
00:21:48take it from here,
00:21:49farm girl.
00:21:49I'll let you know
00:21:50if the candidate
00:21:51needs another coffee.
00:21:52Wait.
00:21:53Sir, we gotta go.
00:21:55Now.
00:21:55I think Sarah's ideas
00:21:57and instincts are sharp.
00:21:58I'm not forgetting
00:21:59about her.
00:22:00Come on.
00:22:02I want you with me.
00:22:11Stinnett is a liar
00:22:13who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:15He slept
00:22:16with a hooker.
00:22:26Excuse me, senator.
00:22:28If you're gonna lie about me,
00:22:29say it to my face.
00:22:31Oh,
00:22:32the ill-moral man
00:22:33who slept with hookers
00:22:35has arrived.
00:22:36I did no such thing.
00:22:38The photo in the elevator
00:22:39is not proof, senator.
00:22:41I don't think you should mention proof.
00:22:43I don't think you should mention proof.
00:22:43I don't think you should mention proof.
00:22:43Because it's showtime.
00:22:45Bring in the hooker!
00:22:49You screwed up.
00:22:52This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett pays yours truly for sex.
00:22:58That door.
00:23:01She's lying.
00:23:02I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:03I was with someone else.
00:23:05Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:07Dammit, I deleted the footage
00:23:08that would prove it.
00:23:09I gotta do something.
00:23:10Where's the girl you actually slept with
00:23:12when you need her?
00:23:13Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:15Get out, intern.
00:23:16Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:19Christopher!
00:23:20What do you have to say now,
00:23:22you shameless sex creep?
00:23:24She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:26She drugged me.
00:23:27That's a lie!
00:23:28You were sober.
00:23:30You didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:35Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:38Admit it!
00:23:40Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:41I don't lie to the public.
00:23:43Unlike you, Senator.
00:23:45I'm honest.
00:23:46Baby, I know you can't forget
00:23:48all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:52Boy, you better say
00:23:54what little dignity you have left
00:23:55and drop out of the race!
00:23:59I'm fighting for working people.
00:24:01I'm not giving up.
00:24:02Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:11I don't know you.
00:24:12Stop.
00:24:13Oh, come on.
00:24:13You know me.
00:24:15I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:18Slap it again!
00:24:20Absolutely not.
00:24:21It's a lie.
00:24:23Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:25You have been exposed as a D&C dirty sex creep!
00:24:30Now drop out of the race now!
00:24:35Not so fast.
00:24:41It's you.
00:24:43Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:51You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:53I did.
00:24:54And I can prove it.
00:25:01Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:04You're lying!
00:25:05Are you sure about that?
00:25:07Who the hell is this?
00:25:09Get her out of here!
00:25:10This is my event!
00:25:12No.
00:25:13I know her.
00:25:14She works at the hotel.
00:25:15She saw everything.
00:25:16That's right.
00:25:17I was on duty that night.
00:25:18And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stinnett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:24He pushed her off and went into his room, and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:28Stinnett!
00:25:29How much did you pay some random maid to justify for you?
00:25:33I told the truth.
00:25:35And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:40Look.
00:25:41There I am in your photos.
00:25:44Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:46So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:49And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:53This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:55Shut up, Candy.
00:25:56Gee, Senator.
00:25:57You're such a moral family values man.
00:26:00Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:07Screw you!
00:26:08I'm out of here!
00:26:09Eat your ass back!
00:26:15Is it true, Mr. Stinnett?
00:26:16You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:18You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:20I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:22I have to do something!
00:26:24I will help you save your campaign.
00:26:27But I need you to trust me.
00:26:37Random stranger?
00:26:39Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:41My name is Beth.
00:26:43I'm his fiancée.
00:26:46My name is Beth.
00:26:48I'm his fiancée.
00:26:53Beth, who are you? Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:26:56Beth is a wealthy heiress. She's a private person. I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:03Thank you all.
00:27:10Hell yes, we just dodged a scandal.
00:27:13Thanks to her. Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:14Where the hell is Sarah? If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:20You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:27:24I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:29I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again. I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:34But it's sexy. And don't worry, the election's in a week. You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:39You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maze?
00:27:41Filthy hotel maze just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:46There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:48I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:50No, you didn't.
00:27:52You weren't even there. You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maze
00:27:57to fix it.
00:28:00Topher, just fire her already.
00:28:02What? No, why would you fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:28:06I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:09Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:15What? Sarah's lying. She did it.
00:28:17No, I did. I did it to help Mr. Stinnett. To help Topher.
00:28:22She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:34I had it all planned.
00:28:38We catched it with the hooker I hired.
00:28:41And that damn rich, blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:47Oh, I probably loved that.
00:28:49I want her investigated and deep fucking destroyed.
00:28:53Destroyed!
00:28:54Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:57It's like Beth just, she just doesn't exist.
00:29:00That's not impossible.
00:29:01She...
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:04You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:07She doesn't exist!
00:29:10Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:12We're back in a close race.
00:29:13If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:18And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:22We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:30When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:34There was nothing, really.
00:29:37Sarah saved us all.
00:29:38I need to get him a lawyer to turn him against the farm, bitch.
00:29:41Alright, everyone.
00:29:42Back to work.
00:29:44Topher.
00:29:45Sir.
00:29:46Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:49Really, Sarah.
00:29:50You saved me.
00:29:52And I'll never forget it.
00:29:53I want to personally thank you.
00:29:56Topher.
00:29:57Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:30:02He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:04We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:06Damn.
00:30:08Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:10I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:21She's not picking up.
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:27Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:29Can you try to call her again?
00:30:31Sarah.
00:30:31Please call her right now.
00:30:33No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:35It's too risky.
00:30:35I'll do my best.
00:30:36She's useless.
00:30:38I told you.
00:30:39She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:41No time.
00:30:41Topher.
00:30:41We need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:44Give us Beth's number.
00:30:46We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:50No.
00:30:51I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:53I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:55It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:58It'll destroy it.
00:30:59This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:31:02It's mine.
00:31:04And you work for me.
00:31:14What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:17I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:21You bitch.
00:31:23I don't know how.
00:31:25But I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:30My fault.
00:31:31I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:34You're such a liar.
00:31:36Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:41You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:46You don't know Beth.
00:31:48And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:52I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:57It can't be Beth in public.
00:32:00It's too risky.
00:32:01But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:04I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:08The senator's telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:11We need her.
00:32:12She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:13Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:15She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:16As if.
00:32:20Think about it.
00:32:22How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield
00:32:26know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:29I wonder that too.
00:32:30If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:34I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:37Beth.
00:32:44Hi.
00:32:44I'm Rebecca.
00:32:46It's so great to meet you.
00:32:47May I call you Beth?
00:32:49Topher.
00:32:50I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:53I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:56Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:59You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:33:03I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:06We need her.
00:33:07The senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:10Unless you do a joint TV interview,
00:33:13this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:14You need me.
00:33:17On live TV.
00:33:19I can't do it.
00:33:20I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:23It would be a disaster.
00:33:25Beth.
00:33:25It's your choice.
00:33:27This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:29By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:32She's late.
00:33:34Screw it.
00:33:35I have to fire her.
00:33:36Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:38I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:40She may just be a working class girl from a farm,
00:33:43but she's a hard worker.
00:33:45Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:49Excuse me, I...
00:33:50You heard what I said.
00:33:51Back off.
00:33:53And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:56I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:57but I need you.
00:34:01Topher,
00:34:03if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:05I will do the interview.
00:34:07Yeah?
00:34:07I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:08Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:10This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:12Or,
00:34:13if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:15I'll be exposed,
00:34:16and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:18Well,
00:34:19I've got a meeting scheduled,
00:34:20so I must go,
00:34:21but
00:34:21see you then.
00:34:23See...
00:34:24Where is she always running off to?
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:30I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:32Me too.
00:34:33I mean,
00:34:33I helped Beth
00:34:34memorize everything.
00:34:36Good,
00:34:36but
00:34:36the interview's soon.
00:34:37Where's Beth?
00:34:38Mr. Stinnett,
00:34:39is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:40We're live in five minutes.
00:34:42Any second now.
00:34:45I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:48Not so fast,
00:34:49phone girl.
00:34:50Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:52You shameless bitch.
00:34:54You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:57Rebecca,
00:34:58I don't have time to argue with you.
00:35:00I just need to use the ladies for...
00:35:01Well, hold it in.
00:35:02This isn't your corn farm.
00:35:04You can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:05whenever you feel like it.
00:35:08You're not going anywhere.
00:35:09You're live in four minutes.
00:35:11If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:12I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:15You'll take the blame,
00:35:16farm girl.
00:35:17If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:18it's your fault.
00:35:20Mr. Stinnett,
00:35:20where is Beth?
00:35:27You're not going anywhere.
00:35:30If Beth doesn't show up for the interview,
00:35:32you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:35You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:38Rebecca,
00:35:39Beth texted me and told me
00:35:40how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:42What?
00:35:43Beth said that?
00:35:44She isn't even here.
00:35:46You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:49Sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:52and beautiful.
00:35:54And she deserves to be here
00:35:56just like anyone else.
00:35:57Beautiful?
00:35:59I...
00:35:59Don't fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:36:03Thank you, Topher.
00:36:05I mean, sir.
00:36:08You really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:10I should have said that.
00:36:11But yes,
00:36:12I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:14I barely know Beth.
00:36:16Posing as my fiancée
00:36:17was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:20Honestly,
00:36:20I'd much rather be on the interview stage
00:36:22with you by my side.
00:36:24Not her.
00:36:25Topher.
00:36:26I know.
00:36:27We have to worry about the election.
00:36:29For one more week,
00:36:30I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:32After that,
00:36:33all bets
00:36:33are off.
00:36:35Three minutes to air!
00:36:37Where's Beth?
00:36:38I'll go get her.
00:36:44My name is Beth,
00:36:45and Topher and I
00:36:46started dating
00:36:47five months ago.
00:36:53Just breathe.
00:36:55If I can herd cattle,
00:36:57I can manage
00:36:57a simple TV interview.
00:37:00One minute left.
00:37:02One minute left.
00:37:12Come on, Beth.
00:37:13Let's go introduce
00:37:14the world on TV.
00:37:21My campaign manager
00:37:23told me exactly
00:37:23what to say.
00:37:25This will be a breeze.
00:37:29We meet
00:37:30the mysterious
00:37:30Beth,
00:37:32fiancée of
00:37:32Senate candidate
00:37:33and formerly eligible
00:37:34bachelor,
00:37:35Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:37Tell us, Beth,
00:37:38how did you two meet?
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:40Just have to repeat
00:37:41the lines
00:37:42the campaign scripted
00:37:43for us.
00:37:44Well, it's been
00:37:44a whirlwind.
00:37:45We started dating
00:37:46about five months ago.
00:37:48We met
00:37:48at a political event.
00:37:50That far-grown
00:37:51bitch intern
00:37:51Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:53Quiet.
00:37:54Topher and Beth
00:37:54are doing great.
00:37:55Sarah's the one
00:37:56who got Beth here.
00:37:57Beyond politics,
00:37:59what do you love
00:37:59about Beth?
00:38:00It's a person.
00:38:02Shit.
00:38:02I forgot to write
00:38:03an answer to that question.
00:38:05Come on, Topher.
00:38:07It shouldn't be
00:38:08a hard question
00:38:09to answer
00:38:09about your own fiancée.
00:38:11What do you love
00:38:11about Beth?
00:38:14It shouldn't be
00:38:15a hard question
00:38:15to answer
00:38:16about your own fiancée.
00:38:17What do you love
00:38:18about Beth?
00:38:19My fiancée
00:38:20is so modest.
00:38:21We're not used
00:38:22to being in public
00:38:23together.
00:38:24You can answer.
00:38:25I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:27I don't know
00:38:28anything about Beth.
00:38:29I need to think
00:38:30about someone I know
00:38:31and have actual feelings for.
00:38:33Where's Sarah?
00:38:35Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:38What do I love
00:38:39about her?
00:38:41She has an upbeat
00:38:42and optimistic personality.
00:38:45She's charming
00:38:45and funny
00:38:46but passionate
00:38:47about the things
00:38:48we both care about.
00:38:50She's beautiful
00:38:53and humble.
00:38:54Sarah is...
00:38:55You're talking
00:38:56about me?
00:38:56Sarah.
00:38:57The real me.
00:38:58Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:59Sarah is my middle name.
00:39:02That's right.
00:39:03Beth, Sarah.
00:39:04Of course I was
00:39:05talking about Beth.
00:39:06My fiancée.
00:39:08Well, same question
00:39:09for you, Beth.
00:39:10We know Christopher
00:39:11the politician.
00:39:12Tell us what you love
00:39:13about the man.
00:39:15We know Christopher
00:39:16the politician.
00:39:18Tell us what you love
00:39:19about the man.
00:39:22Beth is a private person.
00:39:24I don't want to put her
00:39:25on the spot.
00:39:25Well, this is a
00:39:26public TV interview.
00:39:27It's expected that
00:39:28she'll talk about
00:39:29your relationship.
00:39:30No, I don't think
00:39:32she has to...
00:39:32No, I don't mind.
00:39:33What do I love
00:39:34about Topher?
00:39:37There's something
00:39:38special about him.
00:39:39Yes, he is
00:39:42successful
00:39:42and handsome,
00:39:45powerful
00:39:46but unlike other
00:39:49men like that
00:39:49he's also kind.
00:39:52He has a big heart.
00:39:54He sees people
00:39:55for who they are
00:39:57regardless of
00:39:58wealth or status.
00:40:01He respects
00:40:02and listens
00:40:02to everyone.
00:40:04Even his interns.
00:40:07He makes them
00:40:08feel good.
00:40:10We have a surprise.
00:40:12Mr. Senate's opponent
00:40:13in this election,
00:40:14Senator Hessler,
00:40:15has called into
00:40:15our program.
00:40:16Senator, welcome.
00:40:18This is an interview
00:40:19between myself
00:40:20and my fiancé.
00:40:21We didn't discuss
00:40:22having my opponent...
00:40:23What's the matter, boy?
00:40:24I'm afraid to speak
00:40:26to me in front
00:40:27of the voters?
00:40:30No.
00:40:31Of course not.
00:40:32Welcome,
00:40:33Senator Hessler.
00:40:34Do you have a question
00:40:35for your opponent
00:40:36or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:37I do.
00:40:38It's funny.
00:40:40Beth claims to be
00:40:41an heiress and political
00:40:41donor, but I've been
00:40:43in politics a long time
00:40:44and neither I
00:40:45nor anyone I know
00:40:46has ever heard of her.
00:40:48She's a private person,
00:40:50Senator.
00:40:51I want the opportunity
00:40:52to meet her in person.
00:40:54Politics can be
00:40:55so nasty.
00:40:57But let's have a night
00:40:58where it is.
00:41:00There is a nonpartisan
00:41:01charity fundraiser
00:41:03tomorrow night.
00:41:04I'll be there.
00:41:05Bring your fiancé,
00:41:06Beth, along.
00:41:07I have to.
00:41:08I've never been
00:41:08to a black tie event
00:41:09before.
00:41:10The Senator will expose me.
00:41:12Unless you're afraid
00:41:13to be together
00:41:14in public.
00:41:15Of course not.
00:41:17Beth will join me.
00:41:21Absolutely.
00:41:31How am I going
00:41:32to pull this off?
00:41:33I have never been
00:41:34to a black tie event.
00:41:35It'll be fine.
00:41:37The booze is free.
00:41:38I'm excited
00:41:39to go out with him,
00:41:40but not as Beth.
00:41:41I won't know how to act.
00:41:43I mean,
00:41:43do I put my pinky out
00:41:44when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:46Only if you're
00:41:47the Queen of England
00:41:48or something.
00:41:49You will be fine.
00:41:50What are you
00:41:51so worried about?
00:41:52I just don't want
00:41:53to hurt Topher
00:41:54or his campaign.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:56You've got it
00:41:57bad for him,
00:41:58huh?
00:41:58A knight on the arm
00:42:00of your handsome crush.
00:42:01And you get to dress up
00:42:03and eat caviar
00:42:04and finally see
00:42:05how the other half lives.
00:42:07I'm jealous.
00:42:09You're going to need
00:42:10a fancy dress.
00:42:14Are you serious?
00:42:15Good thing I swiped this
00:42:16from the dry cleaner
00:42:17at the hotel.
00:42:18A rich guest left it.
00:42:19I got you covered.
00:42:30Yes.
00:42:37Topher, darling,
00:42:38another glass of champagne.
00:42:39Yes, girl.
00:42:40Make him work for it.
00:42:41Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:42Like it?
00:42:43He'll be drooling.
00:42:46Sarah!
00:42:47It's me, Topher.
00:42:48I know it's late,
00:42:49but I need to see you.
00:42:50He's here to see me?
00:42:52But he can't see me
00:42:54like this.
00:42:56Sarah,
00:42:57the most eligible bachelor
00:42:59in the state
00:42:59is outside your door
00:43:01looking for you.
00:43:04Topher,
00:43:05hold on, please.
00:43:06He can't see me
00:43:07as Beth,
00:43:08so I just need you
00:43:09to go distract him.
00:43:11I brought you something.
00:43:12I'll just leave it
00:43:13outside for you here.
00:43:17I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:19Just one second.
00:43:22What has gone into you?
00:43:23I'm in,
00:43:24but distract him.
00:43:26Okay.
00:43:28Sarah.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:30Hi.
00:43:31You're from the hotel.
00:43:32Stephanie, right?
00:43:33Yes, yes.
00:43:34Sarah will be out
00:43:35in a second.
00:43:36I was just leaving.
00:43:38Have fun, you two.
00:43:44What was that?
00:43:45Is everything okay?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:51Wow.
00:43:51I told you
00:43:52I'd be done in a second.
00:43:53I heard a crash.
00:43:55I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:59What are you doing here?
00:44:01I, uh...
00:44:02I could make something up
00:44:03and say I needed help
00:44:05with a draft of my speech,
00:44:06but I don't.
00:44:08I came here to see you.
00:44:11I'm very thankful
00:44:12for all the help you've done
00:44:13with my campaign.
00:44:16Beth,
00:44:16I would have done that interview
00:44:17if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:18You were pretty convincing,
00:44:19all on your own.
00:44:20I wish I could say
00:44:21what I came here to say,
00:44:24but I have a fake fiancé.
00:44:27And after the election,
00:44:28when there's no
00:44:28worries about scandal,
00:44:30let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:35Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:38I won't need luck
00:44:38if you're there.
00:44:41It's a black tie.
00:44:42I thought you might need
00:44:43something to wear.
00:44:51Topher,
00:44:52this is
00:44:52gorgeous.
00:44:55But I shouldn't be there
00:44:56as your intern.
00:44:58You're my assistant.
00:44:59I need you there with me.
00:45:01I want to thank you
00:45:02and Beth together.
00:45:04Good night, Sarah.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:09And Beth.
00:45:10In the same room?
00:45:17Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:19Just have to be two people
00:45:20in the same place tonight.
00:45:22Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:23and Beth,
00:45:25the heiress' fiancé.
00:45:26Dumb hick.
00:45:27Where were you
00:45:28when they did
00:45:28the interview yesterday?
00:45:29You snuck away again.
00:45:31I don't know
00:45:32what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:33but didn't the candidate
00:45:34talk to you
00:45:35about being nicer to me?
00:45:37Nice.
00:45:38How the hell am I supposed
00:45:39to be nice
00:45:39to a poor farm girl?
00:45:41Look at this knock-off dress.
00:45:43Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:45It isn't cheap,
00:45:46so don't touch it.
00:45:48Too poor to remove
00:45:49the price tag?
00:45:50How the hell
00:45:51did you afford
00:45:52a designer dress?
00:45:54We are days out
00:45:55from an election
00:45:56and you're stealing?
00:45:57If anyone finds out,
00:45:58it'll be a scandal.
00:45:59I didn't steal it.
00:46:00It was a gift.
00:46:02Ha-ha.
00:46:03From who?
00:46:04Special man in my life.
00:46:06What do you think?
00:46:07You're Cinderella?
00:46:08Get lost.
00:46:09Intern,
00:46:10he's coming over
00:46:10to talk to me
00:46:11about how hot I look.
00:46:14Looking very handsome
00:46:15tonight, sir.
00:46:17Should we get a drink
00:46:18and do some
00:46:19political strategizing?
00:46:21Wow.
00:46:23Sarah,
00:46:23you look beautiful.
00:46:25Excuse me.
00:46:26She stole that dress.
00:46:29She stole that dress.
00:46:32It's not stealing,
00:46:34but it's a gift.
00:46:36What?
00:46:38Who in their right mind
00:46:40would buy
00:46:40a farm girl designer?
00:46:42Am I not
00:46:42in my right mind?
00:46:44I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:46What?
00:46:48What?
00:46:58Looky,
00:46:59looky.
00:47:00The sex creep
00:47:01candidate
00:47:02flirting
00:47:03with the
00:47:04poor
00:47:04young
00:47:05intern behind
00:47:06his fiancée's
00:47:08back.
00:47:09And speaking
00:47:10of your fiancée,
00:47:11back.
00:47:11I'm going to go
00:47:11change into bath,
00:47:12Topher.
00:47:13Just hang on.
00:47:13Where is she?
00:47:14Your concern
00:47:15for my personal life
00:47:16is touching,
00:47:17Senator.
00:47:17My fiancée
00:47:18will be right here.
00:47:19Isn't that right?
00:47:24Mr. Stinnock,
00:47:25where's your lovely
00:47:26fiancée?
00:47:27Yes,
00:47:27and when exactly
00:47:28are you going to be
00:47:29marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:30Yeah!
00:47:31Topher,
00:47:33where is she?
00:47:34If your woman
00:47:35isn't here
00:47:35in five seconds,
00:47:37you will be
00:47:40destroyed,
00:47:41I'm telling you.
00:47:48darling,
00:47:50is this cranky
00:47:51old man
00:47:52bothering you?
00:47:53Only a little,
00:47:54darling fiancée.
00:47:55Shall we sit
00:47:56for dinner?
00:48:02I have been
00:48:04dying
00:48:04to meet you,
00:48:06Beth.
00:48:09I think you're
00:48:10a fraud,
00:48:11and I'm going to be
00:48:12watching you
00:48:13all night long
00:48:14like a hawk!
00:48:16Oh, shit.
00:48:17What am I supposed
00:48:18to do during
00:48:19a five-course meal?
00:48:20Why are there
00:48:21so many forks
00:48:22and spoons?
00:48:23Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:24as your senator,
00:48:26I am proud
00:48:27to be raising money
00:48:29for...
00:48:31for...
00:48:31my bobby boy
00:48:32on the family
00:48:33community council.
00:48:35Family values!
00:48:37Which my opponent,
00:48:39Stenet,
00:48:39has none of.
00:48:41First,
00:48:41a prostitute,
00:48:42and then
00:48:44a sudden fiancée.
00:48:45We know
00:48:46nothing about.
00:48:48Senator,
00:48:49this isn't
00:48:50a political event.
00:48:51It's charity.
00:48:53Leave the nasty
00:48:54politics aside
00:48:55for the night.
00:48:58I'm sorry,
00:48:59you have to sit
00:48:59with him tonight.
00:49:00It's okay.
00:49:02Just pluck my nose
00:49:03when I'm around him.
00:49:04Smart.
00:49:05His odor's legendary.
00:49:09Beth!
00:49:11You're an heiress
00:49:12and a political donor.
00:49:16Hmm.
00:49:16Funny.
00:49:18Politics is such
00:49:19a small world
00:49:20after all,
00:49:22and I have never
00:49:23seen or heard
00:49:24of you
00:49:24until now!
00:49:26It's funny.
00:49:27I hadn't heard
00:49:28of you either
00:49:29until you started
00:49:30attacking the rights
00:49:31of women
00:49:31and working people.
00:49:32A wealthy heiress
00:49:34who doesn't know
00:49:35basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:38Ha!
00:49:41Beth, are you alright?
00:49:43Of course she knows.
00:49:46It's the fork.
00:49:47Don't go,
00:49:48don't go,
00:49:48church Dennett.
00:49:48A rich heiress
00:49:50who doesn't know
00:49:52which is the salad fork.
00:49:54What else are you hiding?
00:49:57Senator,
00:49:58these elitist banquets
00:49:59are a little pretentious.
00:50:01I may be rich,
00:50:02but in my heart,
00:50:04I'm working class.
00:50:05The kind of people
00:50:06who don't give a damn
00:50:08which fork to use.
00:50:11Like Christopher.
00:50:13I support his campaign
00:50:15because he's a candidate
00:50:16for the people,
00:50:17not the elites
00:50:18like you are,
00:50:19Senator.
00:50:20Ha ha ha!
00:50:21Nice try, girl!
00:50:22My name is Beth,
00:50:24not girl.
00:50:25I'm an independent woman
00:50:27who thinks for myself,
00:50:28the kind of woman
00:50:29you fear,
00:50:30because we're going to vote
00:50:31to kick your sexist butt
00:50:32out of office
00:50:33this election.
00:50:35Damn, Beth.
00:50:36Well played.
00:50:37This is outrageous!
00:50:39This is a charity event!
00:50:41This is not a woman's
00:50:43right,
00:50:44feminist,
00:50:44Nazi gathering!
00:50:46If you're so rich,
00:50:48where did you get your money?
00:50:50I want to see your taxes!
00:50:52I want to see
00:50:53your birth certificate!
00:50:54And I demand
00:50:55to know anything
00:50:57that...
00:50:57Lady!
00:50:59Is done
00:50:59with your sexist interrogation,
00:51:01Senator.
00:51:03Come on, my lady.
00:51:05Stance.
00:51:11Sorry.
00:51:12I know this is one
00:51:13you signed up for,
00:51:14but I really appreciate it.
00:51:16It's okay.
00:51:17I'm having fun with you.
00:51:24Is something wrong?
00:51:26I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:28I really appreciate
00:51:29you signed up
00:51:29to be my fake fiance
00:51:30in order to save my campaign,
00:51:32but I had my heart
00:51:33set on someone else.
00:51:35Someone I have
00:51:36really real feelings for.
00:51:37Maybe even love.
00:51:39Who is it?
00:51:41I shouldn't act on it
00:51:42because it would be
00:51:42a scandal.
00:51:44The senator
00:51:44impressed would devour me
00:51:45because she's my intern.
00:51:48I think I'm in love
00:51:49with my assistant,
00:51:50Sarah.
00:51:52Really?
00:51:59Oh, my God.
00:52:00He loves me.
00:52:00What?
00:52:01Should I tell him
00:52:02I feel the same way?
00:52:05Well,
00:52:06I know Sarah,
00:52:08and I'm certain
00:52:09that she feels
00:52:09the same about you.
00:52:11Beth,
00:52:12that's the best news
00:52:12I've ever heard.
00:52:13Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:14I need to talk to her.
00:52:15I want to talk to...
00:52:18She wants to
00:52:19talk to you, too.
00:52:22She'll meet you
00:52:23in your office
00:52:23after this event.
00:52:25Perfect.
00:52:26Thank you, Beth.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:37He loves me.
00:52:39He loves me!
00:52:41But how will he react
00:52:43when I tell him
00:52:43I've been pretending
00:52:44to be Beth?
00:52:45Will he hate me for it?
00:52:48Sarah.
00:52:51I need to see you.
00:52:52Me, too.
00:52:53Topher,
00:52:54I need to tell you something.
00:52:55It's something
00:52:55that I've been meaning
00:52:56to tell you
00:52:57for a long time,
00:52:58but...
00:52:59Not now, guys.
00:53:01Yes, now.
00:53:01The intern can wait.
00:53:02Uh,
00:53:03what is the intern doing here
00:53:04lonely with you?
00:53:05Sarah and I need
00:53:06a few minutes alone
00:53:06to speak.
00:53:07Just give us a few minutes.
00:53:09This is important.
00:53:10A lot more important
00:53:11than whatever you need
00:53:12to talk to
00:53:12some farm girl intern about.
00:53:14You're rising fast
00:53:14in the polls
00:53:15and it's days before
00:53:16the election.
00:53:16You're tied with
00:53:17Senator Hessler.
00:53:18It's all thanks
00:53:19to your relationship
00:53:19with Beth.
00:53:20People love her.
00:53:21She's our secret weapon.
00:53:23Seriously?
00:53:25People love me,
00:53:26but not the real me.
00:53:28The rich blonde
00:53:29they've been pretending
00:53:29to be.
00:53:30Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:32I see.
00:53:33It's good news.
00:53:34Just give us
00:53:35a few minutes to talk.
00:53:36No time.
00:53:37We have to do
00:53:37a press conference
00:53:38to keep the momentum going.
00:53:42That's...
00:53:43Wait!
00:53:44I'm not doing
00:53:45any press conferences
00:53:46until I have a moment
00:53:47alone with Sarah.
00:53:48Now.
00:53:49Jesus,
00:53:49get your priorities straight.
00:53:51What could you
00:53:51possibly need
00:53:52to talk to her
00:53:52about now?
00:54:01Sarah,
00:54:02I've been dying
00:54:03to get you alone
00:54:03for a moment.
00:54:04Too, Topher.
00:54:05I know it's dangerous
00:54:06and scandalous,
00:54:06but I need to tell you
00:54:08that I...
00:54:12Wait.
00:54:13Wait.
00:54:14Wait.
00:54:15Wait.
00:54:17Wait.
00:54:18Wait.
00:54:19Wait.
00:54:19Wait.
00:54:19Wait.
00:54:21You're Beth.
00:54:23It's you.
00:54:25It's you.
00:54:27You're Beth.
00:54:29Topher,
00:54:29I wanted to tell you,
00:54:30but I...
00:54:31Sarah.
00:54:31Beth.
00:54:33Whoever you are.
00:54:34Why?
00:54:35I had hardly
00:54:36left the farm
00:54:37my entire life
00:54:38before I came here,
00:54:39but I came here
00:54:40because of you,
00:54:41because I believed
00:54:42in your campaign.
00:54:43You inspired me.
00:54:44That doesn't explain
00:54:45why you pretended
00:54:46to be a socialite.
00:54:47I wasn't pretending.
00:54:48I was just having fun.
00:54:49I didn't know
00:54:50it was you that night,
00:54:51but then...
00:54:53Then we had
00:54:54that night together.
00:54:56A beautiful,
00:54:57magical night.
00:55:01Then I came
00:55:01to the office
00:55:02and you walked in
00:55:04and I knew
00:55:05that if anyone
00:55:06found out
00:55:06you were sleeping
00:55:08with your intern...
00:55:09It would ruin
00:55:10my campaign.
00:55:11I had to protect
00:55:12you, Topher.
00:55:14So I pretended
00:55:15to be Beth.
00:55:19Say something,
00:55:20Topher,
00:55:20please.
00:55:22I have feelings
00:55:24for you, Sarah.
00:55:26I can't.
00:55:27If anyone found out
00:55:28Senator Hessler
00:55:29used this information
00:55:30to destroy you,
00:55:32it would ruin
00:55:32both of us.
00:55:33I'm willing
00:55:34to take that risk.
00:55:36But I can't.
00:55:38I believe in you.
00:55:40Your campaign
00:55:41is too important.
00:55:42I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:44But I love you.
00:55:46Now, if he gets
00:55:48intimate with his assistant,
00:55:49it's game over
00:55:50for all of us.
00:55:52So keep it professional.
00:55:54Please.
00:55:56Don't.
00:56:02Hey, what's going on?
00:56:05The press is outside.
00:56:06They want a statement
00:56:07about your rising polls.
00:56:09Come on,
00:56:10the election's tied.
00:56:17What the hell
00:56:17does he need
00:56:18to talk to you
00:56:19about so badly?
00:56:20I think it's none
00:56:20of your business.
00:56:24You're so important
00:56:26to him.
00:56:28This is his speech.
00:56:31Make yourself useful
00:56:32and give it to him.
00:56:34Now.
00:56:36Hurry.
00:56:41Now you'll be fired.
00:56:44Hick.
00:56:53It's just your speech.
00:57:01Thank you all
00:57:01for coming tonight.
00:57:02I'm here to talk
00:57:03about an urgent issue.
00:57:27You know,
00:57:29I could stand up here
00:57:30and give you all
00:57:30a scripted speech
00:57:31like most politicians.
00:57:34But I'm a different
00:57:35candidate.
00:57:36So why don't we
00:57:37flip the script?
00:57:39You ask me any question
00:57:40and I will answer.
00:57:43Any questions?
00:57:51This is a serious campaign
00:57:53to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:55But how am I supposed
00:57:56to win
00:57:57if my own staff
00:57:58is sabotaging me
00:57:59with a blank speech?
00:58:01Who gave him
00:58:02the speech?
00:58:03Who?
00:58:05Farm girl did it.
00:58:06I saw her
00:58:07give the speech to him.
00:58:09No, that's not true.
00:58:10So you didn't
00:58:11give him the papers?
00:58:11No.
00:58:12Yes, I did
00:58:13give him the papers.
00:58:14Are you trying
00:58:15to sabotage us?
00:58:16Are you working
00:58:17for Senator Hessler?
00:58:20I didn't do that.
00:58:21But we have to fire her.
00:58:22That's right.
00:58:23Fire the incompetent.
00:58:26Wait.
00:58:28Rebecca gave me
00:58:29the papers
00:58:29and told me
00:58:30to give them to him.
00:58:32You pathetic,
00:58:33lying hick.
00:58:34I'm not a liar
00:58:35and stop
00:58:36calling me a hick.
00:58:38Enough.
00:58:40I can't believe
00:58:41that Sarah
00:58:42would do this.
00:58:43She's a good person.
00:58:44I want her to stick around
00:58:45no matter what.
00:58:46She gave you
00:58:47the papers.
00:58:48There's one easy way
00:58:49to prove this.
00:58:50Check the printer ID.
00:58:52Sue printing out
00:58:53these pages.
00:58:54What?
00:58:54But Sarah did it.
00:58:56I...
00:58:56She did it.
00:58:57Case closed.
00:58:59The end.
00:58:59Fire her.
00:59:00Case is closed,
00:59:01Rebecca.
00:59:02Your ID code
00:59:03was used
00:59:04to print the pages out.
00:59:07No, I...
00:59:09It's not what
00:59:09it looks like.
00:59:10This is your
00:59:11final warning.
00:59:12You do one more thing
00:59:13to ruin my campaign
00:59:14or demean Sarah
00:59:15one more time
00:59:17and you're fired.
00:59:20I need to speak
00:59:21with you alone.
00:59:22Topher,
00:59:24Mr. Stinnett,
00:59:25I can't.
00:59:28I won't be the reason
00:59:29you lose the election,
00:59:32so...
00:59:32It's a key profession.
00:59:34Wait, Sarah.
00:59:35Sir!
00:59:37You're needed
00:59:38in the film studio
00:59:39for your final campaign ad.
00:59:41Forget about the intern.
00:59:42We need to go.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:45I'm only going
00:59:46if Sarah goes.
00:59:51Why?
00:59:53Senator Hessler's
00:59:54reckless, I...
00:59:57I mean,
00:59:57radical ideas.
00:59:59Cut.
01:00:01Topher,
01:00:01what's going on?
01:00:02I'm fine.
01:00:03Let's just go
01:00:04for another take.
01:00:04What the hell
01:00:05did you do for him, girl?
01:00:06What did you say
01:00:07to him in his office?
01:00:08For once in your life,
01:00:09Rebecca,
01:00:10just leave me alone.
01:00:11Leave you alone?
01:00:12I don't know
01:00:13what you did,
01:00:14but I know
01:00:15that this is somehow
01:00:16your fault.
01:00:16You screwed
01:00:17with the candidate's mind
01:00:18and now he's going
01:00:19to lose.
01:00:19No, I only want
01:00:20him to win.
01:00:21Well,
01:00:22whatever you're doing,
01:00:23you're doing
01:00:24a terrible job.
01:00:25Idiot.
01:00:26Action.
01:00:27I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:29Vote for me,
01:00:30Stinnett.
01:00:30Senate.
01:00:31Vote for the Senate.
01:00:33And I'm here
01:00:33to talk about...
01:00:34What?
01:00:36Love.
01:00:37Love.
01:00:38Cut!
01:00:39Cut!
01:00:40Topher,
01:00:40what's going on?
01:00:45Why are you looking
01:00:46at an...
01:00:48an intern?
01:00:50It's just in it.
01:00:52I'm here.
01:00:53I just want to see
01:00:53you do your best.
01:00:55I know you can win
01:00:56this, so...
01:00:58let's see it.
01:00:59Let's go.
01:01:00Again,
01:01:00another take.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:05Senator Hessler
01:01:06runs on fear
01:01:07and hatred.
01:01:08I'm a different
01:01:09kind of candidate.
01:01:10I believe
01:01:11everyone deserves
01:01:12respect and admiration.
01:01:14Whether you're
01:01:14a high-powered CEO
01:01:15or a working girl
01:01:16on a farm,
01:01:17I believe that everyone
01:01:18should follow their heart
01:01:19and their passions,
01:01:20whether it's popular
01:01:22or not.
01:01:23Love conquers hate,
01:01:25and love
01:01:26is worth taking this for.
01:01:27this election,
01:01:29don't let fear
01:01:30control you.
01:01:31Follow your heart.
01:01:33Vote
01:01:33for love.
01:01:35I'm Christopher Stennett,
01:01:36and I approve
01:01:37this message.
01:01:38Cut!
01:01:40That was fantastic!
01:01:42Bravo!
01:01:43Woo!
01:01:45What's gotten
01:01:45into you, man?
01:01:48Let's keep filming.
01:01:50You can give orders
01:01:50to your intern later.
01:01:52I'm tired of later.
01:01:53I want to talk now.
01:01:57Mr. Stennett...
01:01:57Don't call me
01:01:58Mr. Stennett.
01:02:00To you,
01:02:00it's just over.
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:05Where are you going?
01:02:07That was great, sir.
01:02:11Before you say anything,
01:02:13Sarah,
01:02:14I want you.
01:02:15I need you.
01:02:17Tofer,
01:02:18what about the election?
01:02:19Screw politics.
01:02:20You're more important.
01:02:21I don't care
01:02:22how it affects the campaign.
01:02:23I want to be together,
01:02:25for real,
01:02:26if you do.
01:02:57I don't care if you do.
01:03:17That was so beautiful.
01:03:19Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:21For what?
01:03:22You've made me happy.
01:03:23Truly happy.
01:03:25I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:28I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:30I feel the same way.
01:03:32When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:37You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:42We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:46Be careful.
01:03:49Ouch.
01:03:51Are you okay?
01:03:53Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:55Don't move.
01:03:58I'm going to let you get hurt again.
01:04:02Not a big deal.
01:04:06Don't move.
01:04:22I don't care if Susan's together.
01:04:24I'm still your intern.
01:04:25The world still thinks you're engaged to meth.
01:04:33We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:35Damn.
01:04:36What's going on?
01:04:37Are you having an affair?
01:04:40Is there someone in here?
01:04:43I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:44Get out.
01:04:45This is a political campaign.
01:04:46There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:50Oh.
01:04:52Sorry.
01:04:52Beth.
01:04:53I...
01:04:54Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:56What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:58Can't handle all of the candidate's passion in the bedroom?
01:05:01Enough, Rebecca.
01:05:02Get out.
01:05:03I apologize, sir.
01:05:05I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:05:08We'll see you in the morning.
01:05:12Did you hear that?
01:05:14It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:18I think that calls for some celebration.
01:05:21So, where were we?
01:05:28Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:32Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:35Excuse me.
01:05:35No, why would you fire me?
01:05:37I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:38I called Beth.
01:05:39Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:44Holy shit.
01:05:48Holy shit.
01:05:52You are Beth.
01:05:53Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:55You lying slut!
01:05:58I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:06:04Do you know what this means?
01:06:07A candidate for Senate, sleeping with his intern?
01:06:12This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:14Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:17Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't.
01:06:19How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:29Did you drug him or something?
01:06:31He should have been mine.
01:06:32Please keep your voice down.
01:06:35What is going on?
01:06:37I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:39I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:43Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:47I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:53I don't care about her.
01:06:57I love her.
01:07:02I don't care about her.
01:07:06I love her.
01:07:09Sorry, I was on a call.
01:07:10What's going on here?
01:07:12Tofer, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:15Let's go.
01:07:17He should be mine.
01:07:18You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:23For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:26And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:29Tofer threatened to fire you.
01:07:31Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:36Oh no, poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:46I'm fine.
01:07:47Okay.
01:07:49Did you do this?
01:07:51What?
01:07:53No, of course not.
01:07:55I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:57If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:08:00I warned you about the name-calling.
01:08:02I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:08:06I didn't.
01:08:07Enough!
01:08:08You're fired.
01:08:10What?
01:08:12That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:14No, Tofer, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:18Yes, I can.
01:08:20You evil bitch.
01:08:22I'll make you pay.
01:08:25This is a big mistake.
01:08:30I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:32I know, Tofer.
01:08:34But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:39you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:41As long as I can be with you.
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Don't worry.
01:08:45Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:47She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:49But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:52All I care about is you.
01:08:54Did you mean it?
01:08:56When you said that you love me?
01:08:58Of course I did.
01:09:00I love you, Sarah.
01:09:03I love you too.
01:09:12Sarah, let me think about this line for the debate's note.
01:09:19I like it.
01:09:20Glad you like it.
01:09:24I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:30We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:32And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:35No more distractions.
01:09:37Let's go.
01:09:40Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:42Trust me, I'm all riled up.
01:09:44Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:45No, Tofer, she's not coming.
01:09:47You're engaged to bet.
01:09:49I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:53She's not coming!
01:10:02When he goes low, you go high.
01:10:05In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:10:08Hey, right here.
01:10:09Get that?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Where's Sarah?
01:10:22Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:24He's expecting me.
01:10:26Hello, Sarah.
01:10:27Yes, here you are.
01:10:30His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:34Go away.
01:10:35But...
01:10:44Hi, I'm here for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:47My name is Sarah.
01:10:47I know you are.
01:10:48Your Beth, please.
01:10:50Go right in.
01:10:51Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:56Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:58You're my good luck, child.
01:11:04Sorry.
01:11:05Beth, I...
01:11:06Wait.
01:11:08Sarah?
01:11:09You're sleeping with your intern?
01:11:12Oh, my God.
01:11:14Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:15It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:17Calm down.
01:11:19I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:21You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:24We're in love.
01:11:24He wants me at this debate.
01:11:26You stupid.
01:11:27Hey!
01:11:28That's my girl.
01:11:30Your girl?
01:11:31Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster.
01:11:34You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:39Dump her now,
01:11:41and kick her out,
01:11:42or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:46Sarah,
01:11:48the election is in two days.
01:11:50I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:53Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:54Sarah, you're my new campaign manager.
01:11:56What?
01:11:57Your services are no longer needed.
01:12:01Good luck winning without me.
01:12:06Listen.
01:12:09Go out there.
01:12:11Kick some girl, Susan.
01:12:18Hey, warm slut.
01:12:21Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:23What are you doing?
01:12:24I'm here.
01:12:26I'm working for Senator Hussle now.
01:12:28And I told him everything.
01:12:30How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:32his intern.
01:12:36This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:39Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:42because you hate me that much.
01:12:44You really are spineless.
01:12:45What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:48Try and fight me?
01:12:50No, I don't fight.
01:12:53I go to war.
01:12:55We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:57between Senator Hessler and his challenger,
01:13:00Christopher Stinnett.
01:13:03That's a lie, Senator.
01:13:05We saw you fire a gun indoors
01:13:07at a press conference.
01:13:09We all saw the video.
01:13:10What video?
01:13:11If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:17whew, you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:22Like a farm girl.
01:13:25So you and your boyfriend
01:13:27are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:29And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:32you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:35Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:40You are having an unethical, immoral,
01:13:47disgusting, tall dream affair
01:13:50with one of your employees.
01:13:52Your intern!
01:13:54I...
01:13:55Hang on.
01:13:57No.
01:13:59This.
01:14:04What are you smiling about?
01:14:06Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:14:10Topher sees the best in people.
01:14:12But on the farm,
01:14:13I learned to trust my gut.
01:14:15I knew you would do something desperate
01:14:17when he fired you.
01:14:19So I prepared for this.
01:14:21You rang, Sarah?
01:14:23How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:27All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:38Candy?
01:14:39I mean, who are you?
01:14:41You've spent your entire campaign
01:14:43mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:45Now it's time for me to give you a taste
01:14:47of your own medicine.
01:14:49Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:52You know me.
01:14:54I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:56like you paid me to.
01:14:58But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:15:04I am a religious, moral family man
01:15:08and I did not have sex
01:15:10with this woman.
01:15:20Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:22We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:25Topher is not only screwing
01:15:27his intern.
01:15:28His fiancée isn't real.
01:15:31He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:35Christopher's standing.
01:15:36He slept with his intern.
01:15:38Then he lied to all of you
01:15:40to pretend that his fiancée
01:15:42was a social liar.
01:15:48Aye.
01:15:49After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:51you'll have no choice
01:15:52but to run home
01:15:53to your little corn farm.
01:15:55Aye.
01:15:55Aye, aye, aye.
01:15:56You lied!
01:15:57Admit it!
01:15:58And then drop out of this race
01:16:00in disgrace!
01:16:02Fool!
01:16:10You're right.
01:16:12I wasn't honest
01:16:13about my personal life.
01:16:15You all deserve
01:16:16the truth
01:16:18straight from me.
01:16:19Scandal!
01:16:20Godless, unethical,
01:16:23immoral, lying!
01:16:25S-O-B!
01:16:26I did lie.
01:16:28But the difference
01:16:29between us,
01:16:31you lie for cruelty
01:16:32and power.
01:16:35I did it for love.
01:16:39Sarah,
01:16:40I love you
01:16:40and I want everyone
01:16:41to know it.
01:16:43I care more about you
01:16:44than I care about
01:16:45winning this election.
01:16:47Will you please come on
01:16:48to the debate stage
01:16:49with me?
01:16:49He wants me
01:16:50to go on national TV?
01:16:52Don't do it,
01:16:54I can do this
01:16:55for Topher.
01:17:02What in the hell
01:17:04are you doing?
01:17:05This is a TPD,
01:17:07a televised political debate!
01:17:09You can't bring props!
01:17:10You think all women
01:17:11are objects?
01:17:13Sarah
01:17:14is not
01:17:15a prop, Senator.
01:17:17This is highly
01:17:18irregular.
01:17:19This is cheating.
01:17:20This is rigging
01:17:21the election.
01:17:22And this girl's
01:17:23got no...
01:17:24No.
01:17:25My name is Sarah,
01:17:26not girl.
01:17:28You want to talk
01:17:29about rights?
01:17:30You've been fighting
01:17:32to take away
01:17:33women's rights,
01:17:34Senator.
01:17:34You've demeaned
01:17:35and degraded
01:17:36women for far
01:17:37too long.
01:17:38Shut up.
01:17:39Sit down, woman!
01:17:41No.
01:17:42I'm showing you
01:17:43what it's like
01:17:44to finally have
01:17:45a powerful woman
01:17:45stand up to you,
01:17:46you sexist woman.
01:17:50Give him hell, babe.
01:17:52I'm not his intern.
01:17:54I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:57What?
01:17:58When I first met
01:17:59this woman,
01:18:00it was a case
01:18:01of mistaken identity.
01:18:02I didn't know
01:18:03she was my intern,
01:18:05and she didn't
01:18:05know I was her boss.
01:18:06Topher thought
01:18:07I was a socialite
01:18:08named Beth.
01:18:09And because
01:18:10Senator Hessler
01:18:11is a psychopath
01:18:12who was stalking
01:18:14Topher in an attempt
01:18:15to bring him down,
01:18:16I was afraid
01:18:17to create a scandal.
01:18:19So yes,
01:18:20I pretended
01:18:21to be Beth
01:18:21in public.
01:18:22But I didn't
01:18:23fall in love
01:18:23with Beth.
01:18:25I fell in love
01:18:26with Sarah.
01:18:27Some things
01:18:28are more important
01:18:28than elections,
01:18:30than politics.
01:18:32But I love you,
01:18:33Sarah.
01:18:34Win,
01:18:35win,
01:18:35or lose.
01:18:36I want to be with you.
01:18:38OMG,
01:18:39I am so confused.
01:18:41Is it Beth?
01:18:42Is it Sarah?
01:18:43Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:43Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:44Either way,
01:18:45you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:47and you lied about
01:18:47your engagement.
01:18:49For once,
01:18:49Senator,
01:18:51you're right.
01:18:52We're not engaged.
01:18:55But I'm here
01:18:55to correct that.
01:19:06Sarah,
01:19:07I love you.
01:19:08Whether I win
01:19:09or lose this election,
01:19:10I don't want to lose you.
01:19:12Will you marry me?
01:19:14Yes,
01:19:15of course I'll marry you.
01:19:25I will have you
01:19:29criminally investigated.
01:19:31I've done it before.
01:19:33I've stolen so much money
01:19:35from the Senate.
01:19:36I'm rich
01:19:37and I'll use this money
01:19:38to destroy you
01:19:39and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:41to investigate you.
01:19:43Ha!
01:19:45No!
01:19:46Senator,
01:19:47stop talking!
01:19:49It's about time
01:19:50you admitted to your crime,
01:19:51Senator.
01:19:53Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:55It's all taken out of context.
01:19:57If you see a clip of me
01:19:59on some video admitting crimes,
01:20:01it is a fake AI video
01:20:04of cheap fake fake news.
01:20:06Do commercial!
01:20:07No!
01:20:08What?
01:20:09What?
01:20:20Senator,
01:20:21we can figure this out.
01:20:23Silence,
01:20:23you incompetent woman!
01:20:25Go!
01:20:26Talk to the media!
01:20:28Get them
01:20:29to report spinach scandal!
01:20:32I tried.
01:20:33They don't care.
01:20:34They love him
01:20:35and his farm girl love story.
01:20:37Farm girl?
01:20:38Ooh,
01:20:39that is kind of hot.
01:20:40I can't lose this erect
01:20:42election!
01:20:43Oh, shark!
01:20:45Oh, shark!
01:20:46Oh, shark!
01:20:46I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:49You can't have a nicer decision.
01:20:52Oh,
01:20:52the volcano's erupted.
01:20:53No matter what happens,
01:20:55we ran a good campaign.
01:20:57I'm forever grateful
01:20:58for all of you who have helped.
01:21:01No regrets.
01:21:03You crushed Senator Hessler
01:21:04in the debate,
01:21:05but he has a big base of support.
01:21:08This will be an extremely close election.
01:21:1150-50 coin toss.
01:21:12You need to relax.
01:21:14Come with me.
01:21:21As your campaign manager,
01:21:22I disagree with the staff.
01:21:25The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:27They want hope.
01:21:28I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:31I hope so.
01:21:32But if I lose,
01:21:34it's not your fault.
01:21:35No matter what,
01:21:37I still love you
01:21:37and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:39Me too.
01:21:40But you won't lose.
01:21:42An election this close
01:21:43will take hours
01:21:45for the results to come in.
01:21:47I think I will know
01:21:48what we can do
01:21:48to kill some time together.
01:21:51They're about to call it.
01:21:58Senator Hessler
01:21:59has been defeated.
01:22:00It is a landslide
01:22:02for Christopher Stennett,
01:22:03our new U.S. senator.
01:22:11Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:18Sarah,
01:22:21he won because of you.
01:22:22You were right.
01:22:24Congratulations,
01:22:25both of you.
01:22:26Great victory
01:22:27and you're a great job.
01:22:41Senator-elect's coming.
01:22:51I'm the luckiest man
01:22:52in Washington
01:22:53because I have you.
01:22:55Pardon me.
01:22:59I'm the lucky one.
01:23:01When I left the farm,
01:23:02I wanted to help
01:23:03change the world.
01:23:04But I never imagined
01:23:06you would end up here.
01:23:07Okay,
01:23:08let's get to the end
01:23:09and now pronounce you
01:23:11senator and wife.
01:23:18Woo!
01:23:20Woo!
01:23:21Yeah!
01:23:23Woo!
01:23:24This is Senator.
01:23:25The honeymoon can wait.
01:23:27First,
01:23:29let's change the world.
01:23:31Get us the copy
01:23:32of our women's right amendment.
01:23:33Let's make this thing
01:23:34into law.
01:23:36Woo!
01:23:36Yeah!
01:23:36Yeah!
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