00:00My wife, she drives me nuts.
00:02She was afraid of the dark, she saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light.
00:07Now I tell you, actually, I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife.
00:09I mean, she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive.
00:11The refrigerator.
00:14And I tell you, my wife, she can't cook either.
00:16My house, we pray after we eat.
00:18I bought a pressure cooker, now I eat off the ceiling.
00:22What a lousy cooker.
00:23I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark.
00:26I mean, she can't cook at all.
00:28She made chocolate mousse and antler got stuck in my throat.
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