A Boy and His Dog | 1975 | Full movie - video Dailymotion

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In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a boy who can communicate with his dog telepathically is targeted by a mysterious committee.   #lqjones #aboyandhisdog #classicfilms1900 #1970smovie  #donjohnson #jasonrobards #susannebenton #classicfilms #scifimovie #thrillermovie #darkcomedy #dystopianscifi #satiremovie #comedymovie #dramamovie

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00:01:42Oh, boy, you're sick!

00:01:45It's not that cool!

00:01:47No!

00:01:48No!

00:01:49Hey!

00:01:49Keep away!

00:01:51No!

00:01:54No!

00:01:58No!

00:02:00Hey!

00:02:02Help!

00:02:05Help!

00:02:08No!

00:02:13No!

00:02:16No!

00:02:16Hey, I can't!

00:02:17Hey!

00:02:24You can't see her jerk when I cut her!

00:02:28Hold!

00:02:29One more!

00:02:47You're still constantly overreacting.

00:02:50I have absolutely no idea how I've managed to keep you alive so long.

00:02:59And I wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically.

00:03:02They left an ugly mess.

00:03:04I said they left a mess.

00:03:06I heard you.

00:03:07Pearls the poor swine.

00:03:08All my directives go completely unregarded.

00:03:11Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common rover.

00:03:14One indication of a female and all.

00:03:16Caution to the wind.

00:03:17The eyes glaze.

00:03:18The glands swell and the brain freezes.

00:03:20I can't see a thing in there.

00:03:22Smell it!

00:03:23No, I thought you were doing all the scouting today, Vic.

00:03:26Damn it, blood!

00:03:27Don't give me a hard time!

00:03:28Smell it!

00:03:30It's clean.

00:03:34It's clean.

00:03:51Ain't that a shame?

00:03:54Hell, I didn't have to cut her.

00:03:57She could have been used two or three more times.

00:03:59Ah, war is hell.

00:04:03All right, run it again.

00:04:05You're so funny when you're sexually frustrated.

00:04:08I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt.

00:04:10I said fine and I ain't kidding.

00:04:12One does not say ain't, Albert.

00:04:14Simply say, I'm not kidding.

00:04:15Fine, dog meat.

00:04:17And stop calling me Albert.

00:04:19Oh, you would stone a poor defenseless animal, wouldn't you?

00:04:24Yes, I can tell that you would.

00:04:25I can tell by your short breath and your disgusting, aggressive behavior that you would.

00:04:32And that's because you're not a nice person, Albert.

00:04:35You're not a nice person at all.

00:04:55Do I gawk at you when you're working?

00:04:59I'll locate a female if there is one.

00:05:01You go, look for food.

00:05:02You go, look for food.

00:05:05Do I gawk at you when you're working?

00:05:06Yes.

00:05:28And it teaches that I'm not good.

00:05:30I'm sorry, man.

00:05:47I detect no living female person within my reign, sir.

00:05:51I have sniffed and I have cast and I have a negative reading.

00:05:54However, I'd be delighted to tell you a suggestive story if you think that would help.

00:05:59Pass.

00:05:59Fuzzy butt.

00:06:01A cautious young fellow named Lodge had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.

00:06:06When his date was strapped in, he committed a sin without even leaving the garage.

00:06:11That's clever, isn't it?

00:06:24Let's see.

00:06:25From March 1953 to June.

00:06:30Oh, Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.

00:06:33Now, I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again.

00:06:37Now, please, please try to assimilate them this time.

00:06:43World War III, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983, when the Vatican Armistice was signed between

00:06:51the eastern and western blocks a total of 33 years.

00:06:54Is this too fast for you?

00:06:57No, I'm right with you.

00:06:59Oh, good.

00:07:05Now, World War IV lasted five days, just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both

00:07:12sides.

00:07:12And what's left here were once were homes and families and warm hearths.

00:07:18Come on, teats, get off my back, you mad dog.

00:07:24Now, only desolation civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud belonging to anyone who's strong enough to

00:07:33dig and fight and take it for his own.

00:07:35God, that's dramatic.

00:07:36I like that.

00:07:37So, spread about us, the city of Phoenix, Arizona, where, in 2006, 18-odd years ago, you managed to come

00:07:45into the world and we became associates.

00:07:46Now, let's hear that back.

00:08:17Now, let's run through the modern presidents.

00:08:19How good is all this history crap going to do me?

00:08:22Just do the presidents.

00:08:23Oh, God.

00:08:26Eisenhower, Truman.

00:08:28Truman Eisenhower.

00:08:29Truman Eisenhower.

00:08:30Kennedy.

00:08:32Johnson.

00:08:33Nixon.

00:08:35Ford.

00:08:37Kennedy.

00:08:39Kennedy.

00:08:40Kennedy.

00:08:48Kennedy.

00:08:50Kennedy.

00:08:51Kennedy.

00:08:52Kennedy.

00:08:53Kennedy.

00:08:54Kennedy.

00:08:56Your continued, narrow-minded refusal to believe in over-the-hill is possibly costing us a better life, you know?

00:09:01Over the hill, my ass.

00:09:03Well, when do we start looking for it again?

00:09:08As soon as I get my heart started.

00:09:10I mean, let's stop procrastinating.

00:09:10I know what you mean. Over the hill where the deer and the antelope play and it's warm and clean

00:09:15and we can relax and have fun.

00:09:17And they grow food right out of the ground.

00:09:19How do you like that pipe dream?

00:09:20It's called farming.

00:09:22Oh, I believe you.

00:09:23And they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks.

00:09:27Now tell me how you saw the whole wonderful thing with your baby blues.

00:09:31Never said I saw it. I said I heard about it.

00:09:33And from who?

00:09:34From whom? And you know from whom.

00:09:37And whom the hell's going to believe a police dog?

00:09:48I'm sorry, blood.

00:09:50I believe you're about over the hill.

00:09:52Hell, I believe anything you tell me.

00:09:54And even if we don't know for sure, it's worth checking on, right?

00:09:58Right?

00:09:59Whatever you say.

00:10:01And we will go, just like I promised.

00:10:03Right now I'm hungry and I want to get laid.

00:10:06So find me abroad and we'll go to the promised land.

00:10:09That's what you always say.

00:10:10I know, I know, but I mean it this time.

00:10:13Find me a chick and we'll go.

00:10:15I'm hungry.

00:10:16So am I.

00:10:18Well, I'll tell you what.

00:10:19You go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food.

00:10:21I'm hungry.

00:10:22You already said that, goddammit, and I just said...

00:10:25I can't do good work when I'm hungry.

00:10:26You ain't pulling that crap on me again.

00:10:29And you can shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food when you learned how

00:10:33to talk.

00:10:34Oh, hell, all you're good for is finding hard stringy scumbags that are just liable to cut off my goddammit.

00:10:39No food, no females.

00:10:41Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamned work.

00:10:45But I'll tell you one goddamned thing.

00:10:47You better do some practicing.

00:10:48It's been six weeks since I've been late.

00:10:50And it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate.

00:10:53If I got it damn well, maybe if you don't start producing.

00:11:44Get out of there!

00:11:46Get out of there!

00:11:48Thank you, suckers.

00:11:49Get that dirt out of there!

00:11:51Must be something special.

00:11:54They got the whole bunch.

00:11:56You get up and get in that hole.

00:11:59Get up and...

00:12:01You get yourself up...

00:12:04Or you ain't never gonna get up!

00:12:17I wonder why they hang around him.

00:12:20Hmm, probably just charisma.

00:12:24Get in there!

00:12:31Get in!

00:12:33Get in!

00:12:40Eh!

00:12:48Maybe ain't hurt.

00:12:54Eh!

00:12:58Hey!

00:13:00Play!

00:13:06Attack!

00:13:08My will and holy baby, now I'm doing that and I'm going to do that on top of me.

00:13:14You have to let you follow me.

00:13:17Oh, come on.

00:13:18You don't want to see.

00:13:20I'll come in.

00:13:21Come here, man.

00:13:22Come here.

00:13:23Come here.

00:13:25Come here.

00:13:26Come here.

00:13:27Come here.

00:13:28Come here.

00:13:30Come here.

00:13:32Come here.

00:13:33Come here.

00:13:53Come here.

00:13:58God, I wish he'd tune that.

00:14:02well

00:14:04i don't know

00:14:06check that crackerjack to hear

00:14:08think he just might do

00:14:10maybe

00:14:16get that out of there

00:14:17get it up here

00:14:21get your hands off me now get away from there

00:14:30look at all that food

00:14:32i'll knock your stupid head

00:14:34you and who will

00:14:35that's me

00:14:37you boy

00:14:40i need you

00:14:41anybody see some shoes

00:14:46dig dig you pigs

00:14:48get down in there and dig

00:14:49this place ought to be loaded get out of there

00:14:54might work

00:14:55we'll wait like we always do

00:14:58to hell with waiting

00:15:00i'm going to stop

00:15:01come back here

00:15:04get away from me

00:15:06i need it

00:15:07help help

00:15:08he's taking that thing

00:15:09stop there

00:15:10all right over here

00:15:11help help help

00:15:19holy damn

00:15:20don't hear that tear out at home

00:15:26get back

00:15:27get down in here you idiots get back in here

00:15:31let him go

00:15:32we got him then we run

00:15:33oh shut up keep running

00:15:36he's got some guts now dig in there

00:15:38get out of there and guard that wagon

00:15:43run boy

00:15:45come back anytime though

00:15:53dig you suckers

00:16:03that's our boy

00:16:05put out the cheese

00:16:21what do you want to do tonight

00:16:24oh

00:16:25doesn't really matter to me

00:16:26whatever you'd like to do

00:16:38well now that we're loaded

00:16:41i guess we could hit the turf

00:16:44yes we could do that

00:16:48well if you'd rather no no no no no no that'd be fine

00:16:53we could probably even afford a little

00:16:56popcorn

00:17:21Max good for the rifle put it in the water there. They're getting wet there move them over

00:17:26goes to rust fast move on along grab and told you move my stuff over move is heat we don't

00:17:35want no trouble tonight

00:17:42picks up one rough spot you're gonna wake up with a crowd around you

00:18:05sardines what about the mutt he ain't no mutt you want to see the movies or don't you

00:18:26peaches

00:18:32how the hell am i supposed to know that you can read can't you

00:18:40peaches for the dog that beats are better for him anyway

00:18:58i want popcorn

00:19:01you said we'd get some come on albert buy me some popcorn

00:19:08you're just being an ass well you remember that next time you want to call me albert

00:19:17i hope the next time you play with yourself you go blind

00:19:32come on let's sit down in front

00:19:42sit down

00:19:48get your ass over there i want to sit there

00:19:52how can you enjoy a show with a popcorn

00:20:15all right tight boy i'd watch the master at work

00:20:28charity is a thing of the past

00:20:50there's a female in here

00:20:55you're a nut

00:20:58i tell you she's in here

00:21:06where

00:21:11where is she

00:21:16wait a minute

00:21:17come on out here i want to talk to you

00:21:47i

00:21:48I didn't forget I just don't believe it where is she

00:22:20Okay, all right, I was dumb you taught me all I know I believe everything you say

00:22:48I wasn't her was it come on. She might get away. I'll buy you the popcorn

00:23:34Bottom line you're a brain with an educated nose and there's no other canine in your class

00:23:39She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap

00:23:49I

00:24:24Where's the kid?

00:24:25He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert

00:24:33I

00:25:20Look what I found

00:25:31Okay, which way'd she go to the right

00:25:44That's it for tonight, shut her down

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00:28:50I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get one of them mats

00:28:54You make one move off there and I'll shoot your leg right out from under you

00:28:57And you'll still get it except you'll be without a leg

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00:45:30I'm going to be there.

00:45:31No, you're not.

00:45:32We'll make it up here, the three of us.

00:45:35Vic, now I live there. If you love me...

00:45:38I don't care!

00:45:42Come out of here right now. Vic, we need to talk.

00:45:56What the hell's lumbering you?

00:45:58Your headlong plunge into stupidity.

00:46:01Last night was inexcusable.

00:46:03Leaving her for the pack, that would have been an intelligent thing to do.

00:46:06I wanted her.

00:46:08Yeah, I know you wanted her about a half a hundred times. Why are we still hanging around?

00:46:12I want her some more.

00:46:13Well, listen, my friend, I want to get rid of this pain in my side and I want to get

00:46:16away from here.

00:46:17The screamers could come back anytime, you know.

00:46:20Oh, what the hell you worried about that for?

00:46:22We can handle all that.

00:46:24It don't mean she can't go with us.

00:46:25Go with us? Are you out of your small mind?

00:46:29What good is she? It's all we can do to feed ourselves as it is.

00:46:33You know, you're starting to sound like a goddamn poodle.

00:46:35You're starting to sound like a jackass.

00:46:42Sorry.

00:46:46Oh, blood, come on.

00:46:48Hey, Ian.

00:46:51You'll still be 50-50 with you and me.

00:46:54I mean, hell, I owe you.

00:46:55Don't try that hackneyed ruse on me.

00:46:58Oh, come on.

00:46:59I just meant like that time that...

00:47:01That old screamer made a grab for me.

00:47:04You know that righteous stone green he was, too.

00:47:08All glowing like a fungus and oozing and eyelashes.

00:47:13Boy.

00:47:15He made a grab for me and you went for him.

00:47:18He could have been burned bad, too.

00:47:21I'll tell you that.

00:47:23He died.

00:47:25That would have been all of it for you.

00:47:28Right?

00:47:29Now get the dramatic catch out of your voice

00:47:31and tell me how she's gonna carry her share of the load up here.

00:47:33Tell me how we're gonna fight her.

00:47:35Okay.

00:47:35Just don't hang her.

00:47:36Harangue, not hang her.

00:47:37I don't care whatever the hell it is.

00:47:39You just knock off the crap or we can forget the whole stinkin' ruse.

00:47:41Well, maybe we should, you simple dumb putts.

00:47:44What the hell's a putt?

00:47:45What's a putt?

00:47:46Is that something bad?

00:47:48I bet it is.

00:47:49It's something bad.

00:47:49Boy, I'll tell you, you better watch your stinkin' mouth

00:47:51or I'm gonna kick you in the butt.

00:48:07Definitely a putt.

00:48:18You don't mean she can't go with us.

00:48:21I told you she was no good.

00:48:24Okay, okay.

00:48:26I just don't like being made to feel guilty.

00:48:29I'm gonna do right by it.

00:48:31I'd hardly recommend that,

00:48:32considering there are several very knowledgeable solos around town

00:48:34who'd be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself.

00:48:38I also don't like being threatened.

00:48:40It's not a threat.

00:48:40That's a fact.

00:48:41No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke.

00:48:43Don't take your petty frustrations out of me, Albert.

00:48:46I locate females.

00:48:47I don't guarantee their behavior.

00:48:48What the hell's that?

00:48:49How should I know?

00:48:50Well, smell it.

00:48:51It's probably an ID of some kind she used to get out of the Down Under.

00:48:56Oh, now we're in a big hurry, huh?

00:48:59Hey, you'd listen to me last night instead of...

00:49:01Wait a minute.

00:49:03You're not thinking of following that...

00:49:06You listen to me, Albert.

00:49:11You'll get killed out there.

00:49:14Albert!

00:49:15Albert, you come back here!

00:49:17You idiot!

00:49:18You can't go down there!

00:49:18You listen to me!

00:49:20Just because some sleazy female doctor

00:49:22and they hit and bruised your ego,

00:49:23there's no reason to become a jealous juvenile!

00:49:25You stop this instant, Albert!

00:49:26Thick!

00:49:27Egg sucker.

00:49:28All right.

00:49:29Thick!

00:49:30Please, not...

00:49:31Please, stop a minute.

00:49:32Please.

00:49:43I don't know what to say to her.

00:49:45I don't know how to make you understand that you're not...

00:49:46You're not thinking clearly.

00:49:47You can't go down there and never hope to come back.

00:49:50She knows it.

00:49:52Down Under's hate solos.

00:49:53Enough rover packs have raided down there and raped their women and stolen their food.

00:49:57They'll have their defenses up and they'll catch you and they'll kill you.

00:50:00What the hell do you care?

00:50:02You're always saying you'd be better off without me anyway.

00:50:05Oh, forget about her, Vic.

00:50:06Let her go.

00:50:07Let's...

00:50:09Let's look her over the hill.

00:50:10Or if you're tired of me, find another partner somewhere.

00:50:15But whatever you do, don't follow her down there.

00:50:18I got to, blood.

00:50:21I got to.

00:50:23Hasn't it occurred to you how convenient this whole operation has been?

00:50:27How easy she was to spot and follow and how she cooperated?

00:50:31Just think about it, Vic.

00:50:32Instead of walking right into their hands, God knows what they'll do with you.

00:50:51We've been together a long time, good and bad, but this could be the worst.

00:50:58I'm scared.

00:51:00I'm scared you won't come back and I'll have to find some rover to take me on.

00:51:06You know most rovers are in packs now and I'm not that young anymore.

00:51:13And I'll miss you, Vic.

00:51:21I'll really miss you.

00:51:30Well, try to get back as quick as I can.

00:51:34Will you wait?

00:51:37For a while, then over the hill.

00:51:53Take care of yourself.

00:51:56Do my best.

00:51:58I'll catch up with you.

00:52:02Sure.

00:52:27So long, partner.

00:52:31Bye.

00:52:34Bye.

00:52:38.

00:52:49.

00:52:53.

00:52:54.

00:54:57And with these terrifying sounds of primeval savagery, we close the committee's presentation

00:55:05of sound tours into the past.

00:55:09Today, Chapter 3, Africa, the Dark Continent.

00:55:14Tomorrow, Chapter 4, Alaska.

00:55:27Michael, Yellow Reference.

00:55:30A malfunction, Level 10, of Section 6, repeat, Yellow Reference.

00:55:50We often despise what is most impossible to use.

00:55:55Another helpful hint from the committee's almanac.

00:56:24The town is the teacher of the man.

00:56:27The committee knows the rules that they want to do.

00:56:31They're just not making me like they're used to.

00:56:32It is, for snack.

00:56:54It is exactly 10 a.m. on this Wednesday, June 29.

00:57:00The year of our Lord, 1, 4, 3.

00:57:04The unity is the site of our window, rear and former.

00:57:10Section G is today's work force.

00:57:23The

00:57:30May I have a chicken salad, please?

00:57:36Excuse me, Coach.

00:57:39Look at the dog's strutting.

00:57:40Right now, dude.

00:57:41Right now.

00:57:44Doc, just let me keep ringing.

00:57:45I'll see you next time.

00:57:51Michael, can you see what these fences are?

00:57:53Good evening, Harriet.

00:57:54This man has mentioned to me for just ages.

00:57:56Will you please tell me why it is Michael?

00:57:59Doc, there's a committee.

00:58:01Sitting in awards and punishment session.

00:58:05Committee to all.

00:58:07Attendance.

00:58:08Discretionary.

00:58:10One hour.

00:58:11Repeat.

00:58:13One hour.

00:58:15Be resolved, therefore, that Mrs. Eunice Long has been declared the Blue Ribbon winner

00:58:20of the annual Topeka Canning Festival.

00:58:23And that throughout the year of our Lord 1-0-3, all preserved peaches, be they cans and or jars,

00:58:30shall bear her likeness and inscription, Topeka Queen.

00:58:38Michael, green reference.

00:58:41Hydroponic Laboratory, number 173.

00:58:44Panty and Gerden, Agra, Nash.

00:58:46Saturation of nutrient solution.

00:58:49Repeat.

00:58:50Green reference.

00:58:55These are the best the architects could do.

00:58:59Pencil.

00:59:06Why are they here?

00:59:07Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.

00:59:12Lectures?

00:59:12Three.

00:59:14Cut and dried, then.

00:59:15I'd say so.

00:59:17That'll do it.

00:59:27Fanny and Gerden, Mac Burnett.

00:59:29Any reason to be easy?

00:59:32When we put this in, then we'll add that.

00:59:40We find it almost impossible to believe that you have ignored several warnings by us to conform to the rules

00:59:46that are vital to the continued growth and well-being of our beloved Topeka, but you did.

00:59:53Defiance of this committee, duly elected and ordained by the people, will not be tolerated.

00:59:58The farm, both of them.

01:00:02Now, how'd the last farms go, Ms?

01:00:04Uh, cancer, I think.

01:00:06No, no, no.

01:00:06Let me see.

01:00:08I have it down here.

01:00:10Let's see.

01:00:11Oh, no.

01:00:12It was an accident with farm machinery.

01:00:15That's what it was.

01:00:16Larry and Linda Lacey, March 17 of this year.

01:00:20Let's make these, uh, heart attacks.

01:00:24Yeah, uh, wreath from the committee, Doc will do the eulogy, services of Lakeside Methodist, the usual.

01:00:32And make goddamn mercy on your soul.

01:00:35Outside show.

01:00:37Now, that's the way to build a cottonwood.

01:00:41Another helpful...

01:00:42Well, it's you.

01:00:43Honey.

01:00:45Oh, come, Papa.

01:00:48Oh.

01:00:49Ah, sure is pleasing to see you back home again.

01:00:52Mm-hmm.

01:00:54Didn't have any trouble, huh?

01:00:55Everything went all right to have any trouble, Anne?

01:00:57No, sir.

01:00:58Oh, that's fine, fine.

01:01:02Sure did yourself proud, Missy.

01:01:04The committee won't forget it, no siree.

01:01:06Then I'll be put on the committee right away, like we talked about.

01:01:09Hmm, don't you worry about it, little girl.

01:01:12Soon as there's an opening.

01:01:15Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait.

01:01:18After all, I did bring Vic down here exactly like you told me to.

01:01:22Now, you just be patient, Quilla Jew.

01:01:25Have fun with the young folks your own age.

01:01:28Think about getting married, making a home.

01:01:30Your time will come.

01:01:32I'd rather be just like you, Miss Mess.

01:01:35And not wait.

01:01:37Ah, don't you worry, little girl.

01:01:39I don't see why you just...

01:01:41That'll be all.

01:01:50That young lady is going to be trouble.

01:01:53Always has been.

01:01:54Any reason for a change?

01:01:56Maybe you should have gone to three.

01:01:59A little childish plotting.

01:02:02Doesn't bother me none.

01:02:03As long as it stays little.

01:02:08Mez, see that she's one of the recipients.

01:02:12Then marry her off to hire him and then his boy.

01:02:14What's his name?

01:02:15Charles.

01:02:15Charlie, yeah.

01:02:17That don't cool her ambitions.

01:02:19Farm her out.

01:02:21Horse manure.

01:02:24They knew I wanted her on that committee.

01:02:26Stupid, stinking old Rotterloo.

01:02:30A liar will not be believed.

01:02:33I am bristling.

01:02:41That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan.

01:02:56America, the land of money, was the world's greatest agricultural...

01:03:00Promised.

01:03:01Capable not only of feeding its own heart.

01:03:04They hid it.

01:03:06Then they tried to shoot me off without a body of relief, so I pushed.

01:03:08Well, you shouldn't have.

01:03:10I mean, they're going to be watching us now.

01:03:12Gary, I don't care.

01:03:14I am so sick and tired.

01:03:24You're right.

01:03:25I do care.

01:03:29Okay.

01:03:30I'm going to smile.

01:03:33And I'm going to curtsy.

01:03:35The right time to all the right people, because it ain't going to be much longer.

01:03:39The song of David will not wait even for you, Quilla June Holmes.

01:03:43That is your class.

01:03:44Ah, yes, Mrs. Kamek.

01:03:46Oh, pigeonfeeder.

01:03:48Ah, I'm sorry.

01:03:49I'll be right there, ma'am.

01:03:55See you later.

01:04:04Ah!

01:04:11He and Vic were in the park together.

01:04:12I turned my back for justice.

01:04:14No!

01:04:28What'd you and Vic talk about?

01:04:30Come on.

01:04:31We want to know.

01:04:32Well, Luke.

01:04:33Hmm?

01:04:36Ah, I'm still a little confused.

01:04:38I'm still a little confused.

01:04:40Yeah, good.

01:04:44Now, how about it, boy?

01:04:47I mean, we're going to find out anyway, so...

01:04:50Why don't you just tell us and it'll make it easier on all of us, huh?

01:04:54What do you say?

01:04:54Huh?

01:04:58How about it, boy?

01:05:03The farm immediately.

01:05:06Grandfather Conrad's recipe for rhubarb and marmalade.

01:05:10Let me go!

01:05:12I don't know.

01:05:13All right.

01:05:14Yeah.

01:05:14And liver.

01:05:15Yeah.

01:05:16Where'd the exam show?

01:05:18Well, the usual cold virus.

01:05:20A little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions.

01:05:23There's no infection.

01:05:25He's, uh, well-developed.

01:05:27Reasonably well-nourished.

01:05:29Intelligent average.

01:05:31Emotional response is simplistic.

01:05:33Most marked finding is his overtly aggressive behavior.

01:05:36In other words, he's extremely physical, uh, as you may have noticed.

01:05:41Heh heh.

01:05:42Well now, son.

01:05:44Suck, wind-wet brain.

01:05:46Better be nice, boy.

01:05:48I hope all you stinking kids are hair lit.

01:05:51Michael?

01:05:51All right.

01:05:53Let the marmalade cool.

01:05:54Ready to behave yourself.

01:05:56Temperature.

01:05:58Along with, uh, many other, uh, organisms,

01:06:02somehow managed to stay alive up above.

01:06:06You have been studied, observed, unobtrusively, of course,

01:06:11living habits, common sense, tenacity, physical prowess.

01:06:17Out of the many, you have been chosen.

01:06:23Let down here by Quilla June.

01:06:26To be the recipients of an honor.

01:06:29You know, she's a scumbag!

01:06:31You watch your foul mouth, boy.

01:06:33When anybody on the committee speaks, you just keep still listening.

01:06:38Hey, how'd you like to have a rifle round up your butt?

01:06:41Michael!

01:06:42All right!

01:06:43All right!

01:06:44You show respect, boy.

01:06:45So I would say, to be the recipient of an honor that occurred but once in several decades.

01:06:55Uh, Ms., uh, let me have the original elders' proclamation, will you?

01:07:04The fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of Topeka to overcome metabolic changes resulting from lengthy subterranean

01:07:11living.

01:07:12Allow it to keep its leadership and the drive to remake this sinful world in God's own image.

01:07:18You see, we've been underground too long.

01:07:21Our women can't get pregnant every once in a while.

01:07:24We need new blood.

01:07:27We need a new man.

01:07:31We are never so happy, nor so unhappy, as we imagine.

01:07:37Another helpful hint for living from the committee's...

01:07:41Special kind of man.

01:07:50You mean you want me to knock up your broad?

01:08:01You talked me into it.

01:08:02Light him up.

01:08:03You first, honey.

01:08:04Take your hands off me.

01:08:16Guide them together, we beseech thee in the way of righteousness and peace,

01:08:21that loving and serving thee with one heart and mind all the days of their life,

01:08:26they may be abundantly enriched by the tokens of thy everlasting favor.

01:08:34Amen.

01:08:35By authority vested in me by the committee, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife,

01:08:40according to the ordinances and the laws of the state of Topeka.

01:08:44What God has joined together, let no man put a son.

01:08:47Amen.

01:08:49A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying that

01:08:56he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

01:08:59Another helpful hint for living from the committee's almanac.

01:09:12And be sure to get both parents to side right here.

01:09:16Now let's see, brother Hatchman.

01:09:19Michael, amber reference.

01:09:22Air intake fan number 12, shaft 17B.

01:09:27Indicates heat buildup.

01:09:30Repeat, amber reference.

01:09:51Chapter 1, verse 22, mayor.

01:09:54God blessed them and said, be fruitful and multiply.

01:09:57God blessed them.

01:09:58That's it.

01:09:59So simple.

01:10:08You almost asked yourself out of this honor, young lady.

01:10:10Sir?

01:10:13The committee.

01:10:15Oh, well, I'm sure the committee knows best.

01:10:18Where are your parents?

01:10:21Miss Miss said it would be all right.

01:10:23They must have come down with something because they're sure not feeling well.

01:10:26Shall we keep the schedule, dearly beloved?

01:10:28Brother Hatchman.

01:10:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the city.

01:10:35What are you doing?

01:10:36Because I'm sorry, are you all right?

01:10:39He made me do it.

01:10:40You gotta understand, he made me do it.

01:10:41I'm sorry.

01:10:47Don't you give me that I'm sorry bullshit.

01:10:49You're as crazy as the rest of these damn guys.

01:10:52You boys, down!

01:10:55They may be stupid, but they're not dumb like you.

01:10:57Oh, no.

01:10:58They bring me down here to make babies and then hook me up with a stupid machine.

01:11:02That's real smart.

01:11:04Population controls it, in case you haven't heard of it.

01:11:0635 girls are pregnant and then you're killed, you understand?

01:11:11They're idiots like you running around the place.

01:11:13So, you wiggle junkie, but tease me down here to their big welcome.

01:11:18I had to.

01:11:19They think they'd kill me if I didn't.

01:11:21Listen, Nick.

01:11:23Nick, please.

01:11:25Now, ladies, I want you to make sure that your name is here and his name goes here.

01:11:30And there's another thing I want you to make very sure of on this most solemn and joyous...

01:11:35I'm going to run to Pika.

01:11:41You and me.

01:11:42Maybe some others.

01:11:44We'll be the committee.

01:11:46We'll do anything we want, anytime we want.

01:11:49We'll have them bow and scrape for a change.

01:11:52Just by springing me?

01:11:54Yeah.

01:11:55I'm getting rid of the committee.

01:11:59Okay, where's my heat?

01:12:01Huh?

01:12:02My guns.

01:12:03Where's my guns?

01:12:04I'm in the committee office.

01:12:12How you got it figured?

01:12:14Okay.

01:12:15Right out this door to the right is Michael.

01:12:17There's a crowd there.

01:12:18If we run through the crowd, they'll come unglued right to the right again.

01:12:22Big doors.

01:12:22Through the doors, we have help outside.

01:12:34God damn it.

01:12:36God damn it.

01:12:43Another helpful hint for living.

01:12:46Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:12:47Oh, yes.

01:12:47I'm in the deck.

01:12:55The guns are to the right.

01:12:58Come on, what happened?

01:13:00Well, how'd it come out?

01:13:01They followed it like I said they would.

01:13:03Hey, listen.

01:13:03Michael's got to be first.

01:13:05And dead Doc Wilson or we're all in trouble.

01:13:10And then the faint thunder became an uproar.

01:13:13The winds changed to a great vibration of air.

01:13:17Then Nance.

01:13:19Then Doc.

01:13:20But kill Lou first because he's the important one.

01:13:22Where are you going?

01:13:23The church is this way.

01:13:25Hey, we've got to get the weather together.

01:13:26Where are you going?

01:13:27I'm getting the hell out of here.

01:13:28I want to see blood again.

01:13:30I want to get in a good, straightforward fight with some son of a bitch over a can of beans.

01:13:34I've got to get back in the dirt so I feel clean.

01:13:36Wait a minute.

01:13:37Help me.

01:13:37You just put us out in the open.

01:13:38You've got to help us.

01:13:39Good luck, baby.

01:13:40Take please.

01:13:42You dirty, filthy, stinking, rotten animal.

01:13:44You stupid animal.

01:13:46You think I let you slobber all over me and paw me so that you can walk out now?

01:13:51I didn't bring you down here so they could use you.

01:13:53I brought you down here so I could use you.

01:13:55And you better kill them.

01:13:56Then I don't care what you do.

01:14:02Please.

01:14:03No, no.

01:14:03Please, darling.

01:14:04Please, darling.

01:14:05I love you.

01:14:06I love you.

01:14:06I only said that because you believe me.

01:14:09Please.

01:14:10For 12-inch skillets, preferably of the nonstick variety,

01:14:15Fry the bacon until brown, but not too crisp.

01:14:20Then set it aside to try.

01:14:23Pour off all the two tables.

01:14:25I don't understand you.

01:14:26All you can think about is going back up there and about your dog.

01:14:30It's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you.

01:14:33Five minutes, five minutes, but don't brown.

01:14:37Vic, I don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee.

01:14:41Add the corn feet.

01:14:42There they are.

01:14:44Kill me, Vic, and everything down here.

01:14:45Two, two tablespoons of chopped parsley, and green.

01:14:51Mixed together.

01:14:53There's plenty of food fools to kick around.

01:14:55We can do whatever we please.

01:14:57And add salt and freshly ground pepper.

01:15:00Kill him, Vic, now.

01:15:01Red reference.

01:15:03Repeat, repeat, red reference.

01:15:07For us.

01:15:09The committee.

01:15:11To it.

01:15:12The committee.

01:15:13Sitting in extraordinary session.

01:15:1611.37 a.m.

01:15:185.4.

01:15:19Here of our Lord, one ought.

01:15:21Three all present.

01:15:25Bestow upon the committee thy servants of the seal, thine approval, and thy fatherly benediction,

01:15:31granting unto them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection the ordinance and the law of the seal.

01:15:38To be continued.

01:15:40Amen.

01:15:41You ignore several warnings by us.

01:15:44The foreign-born rules of the fight.

01:15:46Continue to grow the well-being of our beloved.

01:15:49To be continued.

01:15:49Bye.

01:15:51Collected and ordained by the people cannot be tolerated.

01:15:54Quillajune.

01:15:55Quillajune Hall.

01:15:57Number 2,644.

01:15:59Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.

01:16:03How say you went and all?

01:16:04Aye.

01:16:05Aye.

01:16:06Aye.

01:16:07The foreign immediately.

01:16:08Gary.

01:16:09Gary Leroy Franklin, number 2,598.

01:16:13Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.

01:16:16How say you went and all?

01:16:18Aye.

01:16:19Aye.

01:16:20The foreign immediately.

01:16:21Richard.

01:16:23Richard Benwright, number 2,601.

01:16:27All right.

01:16:30Vic, I'll show you the way out.

01:16:31Let's get out of here.

01:16:33Vic.

01:16:34Farm immediately.

01:16:35I'll show you the way out.

01:16:36All right.

01:16:37I'll show you the way out.

01:16:38Kenneth.

01:16:39Please, just get out of here.

01:16:41I'll take care of you in blood.

01:16:43I'll do anything you want to do.

01:16:45Vic, remember in the boiler room?

01:16:47Wrong attitude.

01:16:49I'll say you went and all.

01:16:53First thing that boy's ever done.

01:16:54I'll do anything you want to do.

01:16:56I'll do anything you want to do.

01:16:58I'll do anything you want to do.

01:16:59What a shame.

01:17:00Vic, please, let's get out of here.

01:17:03Say, farm immediately.

01:17:06And may God have mercy on your soul.

01:17:10Eat the bacon fat reserved in the skillet.

01:17:13Add the hash.

01:17:14And with a spatula, spread it here in the pan.

01:17:17And add it down, down.

01:17:19Cook uncovered over moderate, underbought, or burnt-bought, or even sex.

01:17:25Have a good way to prevent the hash from sticking.

01:17:28As it cooks, remove any excess fats from the top or side.

01:17:33And with a small, small, small, maester.

01:17:36Kill him!

01:17:37Please, kill him!

01:17:58Let's get on, right.

01:18:00Doc?

01:18:02Of the 35 proposed recipients, 10 have been serviced.

01:18:09We need another donor, of course.

01:18:14Why don't you kill him, Vic?

01:18:16Put the search program back in effect.

01:18:24Press the boy's name.

01:18:25Concentrate on the rest of the list.

01:18:27Whichever one we pick.

01:18:29Make sure we have better security.

01:18:32Then place a large, round platter over the skillet.

01:18:35And gripping platter and skillet firmly together.

01:18:37Put the hash on top.

01:18:43If any of the hash has been added, lift it up with a spatula.

01:18:48And hatch it in place.

01:18:50Now I've been talking to the remains of the parsley.

01:18:54And serve with post eggs, if desired.

01:18:59To serve for...

01:19:04Come on!

01:19:05Come on, Nick, come on!

01:19:10Hurry!

01:19:18Let's, uh...

01:19:19Get another Michael out of the warehouse.

01:19:22This time, make sure the engineering department wipes that smile off his face.

01:19:25Four tapered spoons, finely chopped fresh parsley.

01:19:31One water cup heavy green.

01:19:35Salt.

01:19:36And freshly ground black pepper.

01:20:02Blood.

01:20:05Blood.

01:20:06Blood.

01:20:07Blood.

01:20:08Blood.

01:20:11You kept me down there too long.

01:20:15Come on, Vic, please. Let's go.

01:20:17Over the hill. That's where he went.

01:20:20And we need him.

01:20:22Well, let's catch up with him.

01:20:24I don't know where it is.

01:20:28But Blood knows why didn't he tell you.

01:20:30Vic.

01:20:34Blood.

01:20:37Vic.

01:20:40Blood.

01:21:03Blood.

01:21:03Hello, partner.

01:21:05Blood, we made it back.

01:21:07Who's your new tailor, Albert?

01:21:18How long has it been since you ate?

01:21:20Well, I grabbed a lizard yesterday.

01:21:23Maybe it's the day before.

01:21:25I can't seem to remember.

01:21:26It's funny.

01:21:29Well, we got to leg it into town and get you something to eat fast.

01:21:31No.

01:21:33Well, he's taken everything over and slotted every soul who wouldn't join him.

01:21:38The whole town's under their control and you can't get any food there.

01:21:41You can't even go back at all.

01:21:44Okay, just take it easy.

01:21:46I can't take it any other way.

01:21:48I'm almost gone.

01:21:49You better just leave and find some way you can stay alive.

01:21:55How about over the hill, Tiger?

01:21:57I can't make it to where I am now.

01:21:59But you might be able to.

01:22:06He needs food and he needs medicine.

01:22:08We got to get it fast.

01:22:09Because we can't make it without him.

01:22:11We're too late, darling.

01:22:15There's nothing we can do about it now.

01:22:24Vic, we've got to get out of here.

01:22:35We're going to be together.

01:22:36He'd want us to be together.

01:22:45If you love me, you'll come on, too.

01:23:14You haven't eaten a bite.

01:23:17I'm not hungry.

01:23:24I really appreciate this.

01:23:33Well, let's press on.

01:23:39Now, where were you?

01:23:41Oh, yes.

01:23:41In the hospital.

01:23:43Oh, blood.

01:23:44Come on.

01:23:44You know, if they just let you have your own way with a blushing bride

01:23:47instead of hooking you up to a machine,

01:23:50you'd probably never come back up.

01:23:57You sure you had enough to eat?

01:24:00Oh, yeah.

01:24:03I'm satiated.

01:24:04What?

01:24:05Nothing.

01:24:05I said I'm full.

01:24:06But after we walk all day,

01:24:08you'll probably have to cook up what's left.

01:24:12She said she loved me.

01:24:16Well, hell, it wasn't my fault she picked me to get all wet-brained over.

01:24:22Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgment out there,

01:24:25but if not particularly good taste.

01:24:41A boy and his dog could go walking.

01:24:48A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other.

01:24:56A boy and his dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log,

01:25:03but a dog knows his boy can go wrong.

01:25:10A boy and his dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log,

01:25:31but a dog knows his boy can go wrong.

01:25:49I think I'd say her boy can't be happy sitting down in the woods,

01:25:51but a dog knows his boy can be fine.

01:25:51I never did that break down in the woods,

01:25:51He's in the woods.

01:25:53I know she looked out the woods son.

01:25:53He's not he's back.

01:25:54Step% up, he's diions in the woods.

01:25:55There's no Door in the woods.

01:26:04He is getting in to that place.

01:26:04I know that it'll probably be sweet,

01:26:05so that's a house.

A Boy and His Dog | 1975 | Full movie

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