Timid milkman, Burleigh Sullivan, somehow knocks out a boxing champ in a brawl. The fighter's manager decides to build up the milkman's reputation in a series of fixed fights and then have the champ beat him to regain his title.
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00:02:58I SAY IN THIS AREA
00:02:59OUR SAILES ARE FALLING FALL BELOW
00:03:01WHAT THEY SHOULD
00:03:01THERE IS NO REASON
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00:03:21we find in this area here that our business is falling off while that of our competitors seems
00:03:26to be on increase as i was saying that in this area we find in this area i'm telling you
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00:03:37we find our sales are falling below what they should we are losing on our customers now something
00:03:43is wrong now the question is what is wrong why is it i asked you there's the reason i can
00:03:51see it now
00:03:52that's what's wrong
00:04:03burly what's the matter with you i just drank some ink you know how that is no i don't i
00:04:07never drink
00:04:08ink some of the boys been playing tricks on you who gave you that oh no one gave it to
00:04:11me sir
00:04:11well probably that clown has been doing the hiccoughing in there oh no how do you know
00:04:16get in there
00:04:28harvest moon check room hello sis y'all ready to go yeah i'm leaving right away all right i'll be
00:04:34waiting
00:04:34out in front i think it's terrible little girl waiting out in front me too yes burly uh-huh
00:04:41well i'll be there anytime you say so i'll i me too don't worry i'll be there i do think
00:04:48i ought to
00:04:49stay home me too goodbye you know i'm glad you're so because i was getting a little tired yes i
00:04:57know
00:04:58you too
00:05:07pardon me you gave us the wrong hats oh that's very funny if you tell me where the axe playing
00:05:13i'll try and miss it
00:05:18yes we like you we don't listen what happened did you lose your address book yes yes what
00:05:26yes ma'am that's what i thought good night where you going
00:05:33you give me my hat
00:05:38give me my hat listen i got a great idea let's all go over to your house
00:05:45did it ever occur to you that i might be somebody's sister hello sis
00:05:49listen i'm warning you my brother's a very tough man
00:05:53she's got a brother she's got a brother she's got a brother
00:05:58all for that
00:06:01bralee
00:06:02bralee
00:06:03bralee
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00:06:10what's the matter say you fellas can't do this
00:06:13who are you well i'm her brother how do we know yeah yeah
00:06:17can you dinner for yourself huh
00:06:19a serious thing posing as somebody's brother what's your name
00:06:25put it in came ask me again i'll tell you the same
00:06:27come on bralee let's get out of here
00:06:29you hear what he said
00:06:31he started he brought it on himself
00:06:33come on bralee you're outnumbered
00:06:34no they're probably gangsters should be arrested
00:06:36i've got to do my duty as an american citizen
00:06:40give me that again
00:06:42what's your name
00:06:43joe monroe
00:06:44ask me again you still won't know
00:06:45he said it again
00:06:46he's repeating
00:06:47he repeated
00:06:50i'll give him the last chance to make a dying statement
00:06:53this is silly burly and dangerous
00:06:55it's all right sis i know a million of them
00:06:56yeah what he can't get away with that
00:06:58this is it what's your name
00:07:00poo poo poo doo
00:07:01that's who i am and who are you
00:07:03that's it
00:07:07fight
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00:07:09come on
00:07:11who's fighting
00:07:20do any of you mutts know these mutts
00:07:23i don't know this guy
00:07:25but this guy is the middleweight champion of the world
00:07:27holy shit
00:07:29say i'd like to shake the hand of the man that knocked out the middleweight champion
00:07:33so would i
00:07:35read all about it
00:07:36middleweight champion knocked out by truck driver
00:07:39read all about it extra
00:07:46well i kind of got you in the spot ain't there gabby
00:07:48yeah every time i leave town something happens
00:07:50that is news
00:07:50there's a rule something happens and then you leave town
00:07:52oh i see wise guy huh
00:07:54i thought you were paid for a report
00:07:54i'll take it to christ
00:07:55listen i don't want to hear any more talk about you guys
00:07:57inside inside you'll lose it
00:07:59come on let's get out
00:08:06speed
00:08:07oh speed
00:08:09oh speed
00:08:16oh
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00:08:39spider
00:08:40spider
00:08:41hey william
00:08:42hello it's me spider
00:08:44how did i get this mouse
00:08:48Oh, I don't know. I was done with you.
00:08:52Oh.
00:08:55Yes, you were.
00:08:57Was I?
00:08:58Of course you... weren't you?
00:09:02What?
00:09:03What?
00:09:07You shouldn't come in here when Gabby's out of town.
00:09:10He might think it wasn't on the level.
00:09:12He wouldn't understand anything if it was.
00:09:14Good morning, Plato.
00:09:15Plato?
00:09:16Plato what?
00:09:17Let's keep it simple.
00:09:19How did you get that?
00:09:20Oh, this?
00:09:22Well, you see, I was shadow boxing and...
00:09:25In the shadow one?
00:09:26No, no.
00:09:27You see, it was like this.
00:09:28A spider came in and we started to spar and I ran into one.
00:09:34Where were you when I called last night?
00:09:36In the shower.
00:09:37Tub.
00:09:39More accidents happen in bathrooms.
00:09:41Look.
00:09:43That's the story of the lion and the mouse.
00:09:46It's a lie.
00:09:48Then sue the paper.
00:09:53What's it say?
00:09:54Truck driver knocks out champion.
00:09:57Oh, it must be some other mug.
00:09:59Yeah, some other middleweight champion.
00:10:01There ain't no other middleweight champ.
00:10:02Not officially.
00:10:03Listen, Ann, be a pal.
00:10:04You're not going to say anything to Gabby about this, are you?
00:10:06He reads just as easy.
00:10:08Oh, but he's in Philadelphia.
00:10:11I hear they got a paper there now.
00:10:18Gabby, you're his manager, aren't you?
00:10:19I'm telling you, I'll give you a statement at 10 minutes.
00:10:21Well, it better be 10 minutes or we'll write one of our own.
00:10:23Yeah, but you don't know what it means to lose your reputation.
00:10:25Walk down the street and have the whole town talking about you.
00:10:27No.
00:10:28Well, 12 years ago in my hometown, I went on a hayride.
00:10:32What's that got to do with it?
00:10:33Nothing.
00:10:34Except they're still talking about it.
00:10:36Let me see that.
00:10:38Oh, that'll be all right in a few days.
00:10:41Oh.
00:10:42Hello, Daddy.
00:10:44Remind me to ask you later what you were doing in here with him.
00:10:46I wish you cared.
00:10:49Well?
00:10:55You dumb cluck, you thick-skulled gorilla.
00:10:57What do you think I'm feeding you for?
00:10:58Why didn't you watch him?
00:10:59Well, what are you going to say for yourself?
00:11:01I got a headache.
00:11:02Shut up.
00:11:03And you.
00:11:04You.
00:11:05The middleweight champion of the world.
00:11:09Yesterday you had a title worth a million dollars.
00:11:10Today it isn't worth a nickel.
00:11:11I'm in Philly signing up to beat Kid Miller for 20 G's.
00:11:14I got the pen in my hand all ready to sign of what happens.
00:11:17Yeah.
00:11:18That's what I want to know.
00:11:20What happened?
00:11:21He wants to know what happened.
00:11:23They want to know what happened.
00:11:24Sure they want to know.
00:11:25The lobby's crawling with reporters and I got to give them a statement.
00:11:27Yeah, but Gabby, you.
00:11:28You better get a story ready.
00:11:29We're going to need it.
00:11:30Hello.
00:11:31Now listen, Willard.
00:11:32I said I'd give you a statement in ten minutes.
00:11:34Well, I always keep my word.
00:11:36I said ten minutes, didn't I?
00:11:39The rats are coming up in five.
00:11:41Well, come on, let's have it.
00:11:42Come on, come on.
00:11:43Listen, Gabby.
00:11:44It was like this.
00:11:45Spider and I were walking down the street and up comes a guy.
00:11:49What a guy.
00:11:51Right.
00:11:51Gabby, he was the biggest guy I ever saw.
00:11:54Bigger?
00:11:54Boss, he was bigger than Canary.
00:11:57Yeah, yeah.
00:11:58With hands as big as watermelons.
00:12:00How did he wind his watch?
00:12:01Speed looked like this alongside him.
00:12:04I had to jump up in the air to hit him.
00:12:06Now wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:12:06This is serious.
00:12:07A big guy, huh?
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:09Middleweight knocked out by heavyweight.
00:12:11That's an angle.
00:12:12Grab it, Spider.
00:12:13Why, Yacht weighs 350 pounds.
00:12:16He's got a good right hand.
00:12:17What'll I say?
00:12:18Say hello.
00:12:18They'll take it up from there.
00:12:20Hello.
00:12:22Huh?
00:12:24He is.
00:12:27The truck driver, Boyle Sullivan, is on his way up.
00:12:30It's all hide under the bed.
00:12:31Now be calm, everybody.
00:12:32Be calm.
00:12:34Now the big stiff's on his way up.
00:12:35The reporters are downstairs.
00:12:37Great.
00:12:37We'll get a picture of the two of you.
00:12:38You know like they do?
00:12:39Big guy?
00:12:40Little guy?
00:12:41Say.
00:12:42The public gets one look at you alongside of that big bruiser.
00:12:44Why, you'll even get sympathy.
00:12:46You know what we can do, don't you?
00:12:47Why say, we can take that man mountain and...
00:12:56Well, what do you want?
00:12:58I'm Burley Sullivan.
00:12:59It's a lie.
00:13:01Hands as big as watermelons, huh?
00:13:02Come in, Sullivan.
00:13:03Come in.
00:13:11Hello there.
00:13:14No, you don't.
00:13:15Now I got him.
00:13:16Now I got him.
00:13:17Go on.
00:13:18Get the press.
00:13:18Get the press.
00:13:18I'll lay him out as flat as a piece of linoleum.
00:13:20Get him over here in the sunlight where the boys can photograph the body.
00:13:22Now wait a minute.
00:13:23Wait a minute before you make any more mistakes.
00:13:25Wait a minute.
00:13:26Are you sure that you're the man that knocked out our Mr. McFarlane?
00:13:29Yes, ma'am.
00:13:30Why, you dirty little worm.
00:13:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:32You gotta find out what's gonna stay before those wolves get up here.
00:13:34Now start talking.
00:13:35In the first place, you gotta cut out all this rough stuff.
00:13:37How do I cut it out?
00:13:38That's better.
00:13:39All right, get started.
00:13:42Well, you've all read the papers?
00:13:43We glanced through them.
00:13:44Rubbing it in, huh?
00:13:45There he goes again.
00:13:46Now shut up.
00:13:48All right, come on.
00:13:50Now, I don't know how you folks feel about all this, but it's got me worried.
00:13:53You're looking well.
00:13:55Oh, thank you.
00:13:56This thing was partly my fault.
00:13:59All right if I sit down?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:03And I'll tell you just how it started.
00:14:05You see, I've never had my name in the papers.
00:14:08And when I saw a chance to get in the headlines,
00:14:11whoo, you don't know what that did to me.
00:14:13See, I lead a very simple life.
00:14:15I'll bet you do.
00:14:16Hmm.
00:14:17At the dairy, I'm only a 120 pointer.
00:14:20It's bad, huh?
00:14:22Oh, it's awful.
00:14:23And then, out of a clear sky, this thing happened last night.
00:14:27You know?
00:14:28And as all those reporters came running up to me, I said, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:14:34And, huh, well, I guess I was carried away.
00:14:37Well, now we're getting somewhere.
00:14:41There's the telephone.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:47Coming upstairs?
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:49Hey, wait a minute.
00:14:50Come on, let him alone.
00:14:51Let him alone.
00:14:52Tell the boy I'll give him five bucks to stall the elevator.
00:14:55Now, come on.
00:14:56Let's get out of cases.
00:14:57How did a Chad get knocked out?
00:14:58Oh, when I was a little boy.
00:15:00Now, listen, do you have to go back that far?
00:15:02Please don't stop me.
00:15:04He's nervous, isn't he?
00:15:05What do you suggest?
00:15:07Well, warm milk's very good.
00:15:09No, he's tried that.
00:15:10Now, listen, come on.
00:15:10Let's get going.
00:15:12Uh, well, when I was a little boy.
00:15:14Now, listen.
00:15:14Can't you start where you're a little older?
00:15:16Oh, no.
00:15:16I got to start where I'm a little boy.
00:15:18We got no time to wait for you to grow up.
00:15:21Oh, now I'm all rattled.
00:15:23Now you got him all rattled.
00:15:25Now.
00:15:26Come on.
00:15:26Come on and tell Ann all about it.
00:15:28Just one.
00:15:29Well, when I was a little boy, I was sort of puny.
00:15:33Hey.
00:15:34Uh, you can get in on this.
00:15:35All right, thanks.
00:15:36The big boys used to pick on me.
00:15:38They threw things at me.
00:15:40Bricks and tomatoes.
00:15:41You know, like kids do.
00:15:42So I learned to duck.
00:15:44What?
00:15:44To duck.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:47See what I mean?
00:15:47Oh, I had to.
00:15:49I finally got so good at it
00:15:50that I could put my hands in my pockets and...
00:15:54I bet the kids' pennies they couldn't knock my hat off.
00:15:57They couldn't either.
00:15:58You know, once I made enough to take my mother and my sister Mae to the picture show.
00:16:02Say, you met her last night.
00:16:04Look here.
00:16:05I'm trying to find out how the chap got knocked out
00:16:07and you keep talking about milk and toony babies and movies.
00:16:10Now, this isn't going to get you anywhere.
00:16:12How would you like to have me do that to you?
00:16:14That's right.
00:16:14All right, go ahead.
00:16:15Now I don't know where I was.
00:16:17Now listen, Sully.
00:16:19You were a puny little boy and you took your mother and sister to a picture show.
00:16:23Now, do you remember?
00:16:25Oh, yes.
00:16:27I even remember the picture.
00:16:29Do you remember the one where the man locked the girl in his cabin and he chased her round and
00:16:33round?
00:16:34Oh, that one.
00:16:35Yes.
00:16:35You do?
00:16:35Yes.
00:16:36How did it end?
00:16:37My mother took me home.
00:16:40Take the witness.
00:16:41Come up here.
00:16:42Now pay attention to me.
00:16:44Now listen, don't let your mind wander.
00:16:45Keep it in a straight line.
00:16:46They're coming up the stairs.
00:16:47You hear what he said?
00:16:48They're coming up the stairs.
00:16:49Listen, you've got to think.
00:16:50You've got to think.
00:16:51You've got to concentrate.
00:16:52Listen, you've got us all nuts around here.
00:16:54The first thing you know, you've been telling me that you didn't knock him out.
00:16:56I didn't.
00:16:56That's what I said.
00:16:58What's that you said?
00:16:59I said I didn't knock him out.
00:17:00Everybody hear that?
00:17:01Did you all hear that?
00:17:02He didn't knock him out.
00:17:03Hang.
00:17:04That's our angle.
00:17:05That's our love.
00:17:06Hang.
00:17:06Open the door.
00:17:07Let the press in.
00:17:08He didn't knock him out.
00:17:09No.
00:17:10You don't deny it.
00:17:11No.
00:17:11What are you going to tell the press?
00:17:13He knocked him out.
00:17:14It's a lie.
00:17:15So, you hung out on me.
00:17:17You weren't with me last night.
00:17:19Really?
00:17:19Push my heart, he did.
00:17:20He can't get away with that.
00:17:23Let him cut it out now.
00:17:24You're a Muslim.
00:17:25No!
00:17:26Hey, cut it out.
00:17:27What are you trying to do?
00:17:28Settle down, will you?
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:29If you'll settle down, I'll explain exactly what happened.
00:17:31All right.
00:17:32Go ahead.
00:17:32Give us the lowdown.
00:17:33Well, in the first place, he swung at me and missed.
00:17:36I never missed.
00:17:38Yes, you missed me.
00:17:39Then...
00:17:39Hey!
00:17:40I can't hit you, huh?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44You see what I mean?
00:17:45There.
00:17:46You see, Mr. Sloan?
00:17:48That's point number one.
00:17:49He swung at me and missed.
00:17:50See?
00:17:50But I never missed!
00:17:55Hey!
00:18:03Oh, no.
00:18:04That's not the way to do it.
00:18:05Look.
00:18:06This is the way to do it.
00:18:07See?
00:18:07Like that.
00:18:10Like that.
00:18:10Cut this nonsense.
00:18:12Will you kindly tell me how I got knocked?
00:18:20Mr. Sloan!
00:18:21That's exactly what happened.
00:18:22Boy, what a story.
00:18:23Twice in one day.
00:18:24He gave me another demonstration.
00:18:25Now, wait a minute.
00:18:26I can explain everything.
00:18:27He can explain better.
00:18:28Yeah, but I didn't do it.
00:18:29It was an accident.
00:18:30What an accident?
00:18:30He's right.
00:18:31I did it.
00:18:31How much did Gabby give you to say that?
00:18:33Not that.
00:18:33I didn't give you a problem.
00:18:34Please don't publish these photos.
00:18:35No, boys.
00:18:36You ruin everything.
00:18:37Where is that?
00:18:38Where is that?
00:18:39Give me that.
00:18:40Give me that.
00:18:41Give me that.
00:18:42Get out of here, you buzzards.
00:18:44Give me that.
00:18:44Get out of here, you buzzards.
00:18:45Get out of here, you buzzards.
00:18:46Get out of here.
00:18:46Get out of here.
00:18:47Get out of here.
00:18:50Get out of here.
00:19:05Say something.
00:19:06Mm-hmm.
00:19:07Okay.
00:19:08He'll be all right, Doctor.
00:19:09It's the shock, that's all.
00:19:10What he really needs is sleep.
00:19:12This will fix him up.
00:19:14I'll give him a spoonful of that and a glass of water.
00:19:17Someone should...
00:19:17Oh, I'll watch him, Doctor.
00:19:18You remember I looked after him the time he got his face caught in the cash register.
00:19:21Yes, yes.
00:19:22Well, good night, Doctor.
00:19:23Good night.
00:19:23Good night.
00:19:24Good night, gentlemen.
00:19:25Good night.
00:19:25Come on, Doc.
00:19:26Get going, will you?
00:19:27Good night.
00:19:27Good night.
00:19:28Good night.
00:19:30I got it.
00:19:32Was the doctor saying it was?
00:19:34Get Sullivan.
00:19:35Come on.
00:19:35Get Sullivan.
00:19:36I got it.
00:19:37It's an angle and what an angle.
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:39Get Sullivan.
00:19:40Bring him up here.
00:19:40Bring him up here.
00:19:41Bring him right up here.
00:19:43That does it.
00:19:44That wrist.
00:19:45Oh, dear.
00:20:05You need to get him.
00:20:12There's a, a mystery, Ray.
00:20:27Come and Betsy.
00:20:32Oh, yeah, all right.
00:20:40Want your sugar?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Do you?
00:20:44Well, how do I know you love me?
00:20:46How do I know you love me?
00:20:48Well, yeah.
00:20:49Now, wait a minute.
00:20:50Wait, now, wait, now, wait, now, wait, now.
00:20:52Show me you love me.
00:20:55Here.
00:20:58Oh, I got some more.
00:21:01I got some more.
00:21:02Look.
00:21:04All right, guess what?
00:21:05Hey, you.
00:21:06The boss wants to see you.
00:21:09You're coming with me.
00:21:10No, sir, I got work to do.
00:21:12Come on.
00:21:13Anyway, I'm not going up there again.
00:21:14Anyway.
00:21:15What's that?
00:21:17Once bitten, twice shy.
00:21:18Huh?
00:21:19Give me that once again.
00:21:21I don't chew my cabbage twice.
00:21:22So you're starting out again, huh?
00:21:26Hey.
00:21:28Two against one, huh?
00:21:29I'll show you.
00:21:32Listen, you.
00:21:34Looky here.
00:21:35I'm delivering grade A milk for better babies.
00:21:38You and...
00:21:38Gabby won't take no for an answer.
00:21:41You better cut it out now.
00:21:43You...
00:21:44You can get in trouble for this, you know.
00:22:07Don't let me go now.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:09Not another one.
00:22:09Wait out of you.
00:22:10You're coming with me.
00:22:14Look out.
00:22:14I got a gun.
00:22:15A gas, huh?
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:22Come on.
00:22:22Come on.
00:22:24He's a...
00:22:24He's a dangerous character.
00:22:25Officer, he's a menace to humanity.
00:22:27Wait a minute, officer.
00:22:28This...
00:22:28This is a sense to explain.
00:22:31Yeah, I know.
00:22:31I'm a witness.
00:22:32Come on.
00:22:33Hey, wait a minute.
00:22:34I can get out of this.
00:22:35Say, please.
00:22:36Bye, please.
00:22:40That guy can fight a lick.
00:22:41We'll pack the garden.
00:22:42Or maybe the photo ground.
00:22:43Or a telephone booth.
00:22:44How about a swig of the sleeping medicine?
00:22:45He's a natural.
00:22:46We build him a rep.
00:22:47And then he'll be the biggest drawing cards and steps.
00:22:48First, he's gonna knock out a few setups.
00:22:50Starting with you?
00:22:50You got the idea.
00:22:52He knocks over six setups.
00:22:53And then he meets you in the photo ground.
00:22:54And we have a new champion.
00:22:56A spider.
00:22:57In the lobby.
00:22:58We're all in glory.
00:22:59Hello, spider.
00:23:00You got him in the lobby?
00:23:01Well, ring her.
00:23:01What?
00:23:02What?
00:23:03He's in jail.
00:23:06Oh, my God.
00:23:07It's all my fault for trusting a lug like that.
00:23:09I should've had more sense.
00:23:10I should've sent somebody with brains.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:12You.
00:23:13Now why don't you go?
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:14That's right.
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Well, where'll I find him?
00:23:16You stop the first nook wagon you come to.
00:23:18And if you're still on your feet, you say to yourself,
00:23:20that's not him.
00:23:21Thanks for the tip.
00:23:27This program is coming to you through the courtesy of the Amalgamated Gas.
00:23:36Will you stop ringing my doorbell?
00:23:38Did somebody tell you it was Halloween?
00:23:40I tell you, I gotta see your brother.
00:23:41And I told you, my brother isn't here.
00:23:43And I don't believe.
00:23:44Will you believe me what I tell you?
00:23:46I'm going to get some sleep.
00:23:49No.
00:24:01What's the idea?
00:24:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:03I didn't know it was your bell.
00:24:04You ought to be ashamed of yourself, a big fellow like you,
00:24:06going around ringing people's doorbells.
00:24:07I said I was sorry.
00:24:08What more can I say?
00:24:09That's not the idea.
00:24:10It's the principle of the thing.
00:24:12My wife's been talking for two hours.
00:24:13She finally went to sleep.
00:24:14You come along and wake her up.
00:24:16Well, what am I supposed to do about that?
00:24:18You're supposed to beat it before I get sore.
00:24:20Oh, getting tough, huh?
00:24:21Just as tough as you are.
00:24:23Now, wait a minute, buddy.
00:24:23My business is knocking out people.
00:24:25Is that so?
00:24:26Yeah, and for two cents, I'll let you have one right out of...
00:24:28Hey.
00:24:29I'm in business myself.
00:24:40Come on, buddy.
00:24:42Let's go.
00:25:05Hello, Speed.
00:25:06You got him in the lobby?
00:25:08Where are you?
00:25:10Oh, what have I done to deserve this?
00:25:14Every time I pick up this phone, I get burnt news.
00:25:17Well, I'll put a stop to that.
00:25:25That's two of them in jail.
00:25:30Or maybe three.
00:25:40That's mad. That's more good, you know.
00:25:42That's a misdemeanor.
00:25:44What's my angle? What's my aunt?
00:25:47Why didn't you tell him when you were a little boy you were kind of puny?
00:25:49That ought to do it.
00:26:01Agnes!
00:26:04What's the matter? Get up!
00:26:10Oh, my.
00:26:17Oh, my.
00:26:18Oh, my.
00:26:18That can't be right.
00:26:22Agnes!
00:26:25Help!
00:26:27Help, my horse!
00:26:31Help!
00:26:32Help!
00:26:33Help!
00:26:41Hello.
00:26:41Hello.
00:26:42Hello.
00:26:42Oh, hello.
00:26:43May I use your telephone?
00:26:44Yes, I need a doctor.
00:26:45Are you hurt?
00:26:45No, no, no. I'm all right, thank you.
00:26:47Hello.
00:26:48Look.
00:26:49Hello.
00:26:52Hello.
00:26:53Hello.
00:26:53Oh, hello.
00:26:54Yes, look.
00:26:55Hello.
00:26:55Just one moment.
00:26:56Just one moment.
00:26:57Will you hold the phone?
00:26:58I'm talking to someone.
00:26:59Yes, here's what I want.
00:27:00I need a...
00:27:02Just a moment, please.
00:27:02I'm talking over here.
00:27:04Can...
00:27:04Yes, I'm trying to explain...
00:27:05No, I'm talking to the other fellow.
00:27:07Yes, sir.
00:27:07Hello.
00:27:08Well, don't...
00:27:10Hello.
00:27:10Yes, what...
00:27:11Hello.
00:27:16Hello.
00:27:17Hello.
00:27:17Hello, up there.
00:27:19Hey, how are you doing?
00:27:21Hey, come on.
00:27:24I've got to have a telephone.
00:27:26That's what you're going to have.
00:27:26I'm not going to wander around here.
00:27:28A telephone.
00:27:28Phone?
00:27:29Yes.
00:27:29Hello.
00:27:32Hello.
00:27:33You can use my phone.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:35313, third floor.
00:27:37Thank you very much.
00:27:38Yes.
00:27:49Come in.
00:27:53The phone's over there.
00:28:00This is sure nice of you.
00:28:01That's all right.
00:28:02Hello.
00:28:03Hello.
00:28:03Is this Kenny?
00:28:04This is Burleigh.
00:28:06Something's happened to Agnes.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08She's lying in the gutter.
00:28:09Uh...
00:28:10Well, she won't get up.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:12Her tongue's hanging out of foot.
00:28:14Thirsty?
00:28:15Oh, she couldn't be.
00:28:15She's had plenty to drink.
00:28:17What she's got's a bellyache.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:19You better get her an ambulance.
00:28:20Uh...
00:28:20This is 56 in Lotus Apartments.
00:28:22Yes.
00:28:25You'd better bring the lady up here until...
00:28:26Oh, but she's not a lady.
00:28:27I didn't think she was.
00:28:28Mm-hmm.
00:28:29But if she's sick, it doesn't make a difference.
00:28:30What kind of woman she is?
00:28:31Oh, but Agnes...
00:28:32She's just an old horse.
00:28:34Oh, I thought...
00:28:34Well, thank you very much.
00:28:35Thanks a lot.
00:28:36Uh...
00:28:37Goodbye.
00:28:39No.
00:28:39No.
00:28:40The other door over there.
00:28:41Oh, yeah.
00:28:41Here.
00:28:59Hello.
00:29:00Sunflower Dairy?
00:29:01Maybe you can help me out.
00:29:02One of your men left his cap in my apartment.
00:29:05Oh, about 3 o'clock this morning.
00:29:07No, I don't know his name.
00:29:10Well, he was about 5 feet 10.
00:29:12Has dark hair and glasses.
00:29:15And, uh...
00:29:16And a very pleasant smile.
00:29:18Yes.
00:29:24Well, if you know who it is,
00:29:25would you ask him to stop by the Acme Barbershop?
00:29:37Uh-huh.
00:29:42Hello.
00:29:42Hello.
00:29:45I was just talking about you.
00:29:47Yeah, I know.
00:29:51How is Agnes?
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:53She's not very good.
00:29:54I was up with her all night.
00:29:56Oh, that's too bad.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58I took her to a good doctor, though.
00:30:00No powder.
00:30:01Well, I hope she'll be all right.
00:30:03Do you?
00:30:04Uh-huh.
00:30:05All through.
00:30:07Hmm?
00:30:08Oh, uh...
00:30:09Give me another shave.
00:30:10Another shave?
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:23Hey!
00:30:24Hey!
00:30:25You let me go!
00:30:26Cut it out now!
00:30:27Stop it!
00:30:28Help!
00:30:29Oh!
00:30:30Oh!
00:30:30You give me back my pants!
00:30:32Give me my pa...
00:30:33Pardon me.
00:30:34Oh, don't mind me.
00:30:35I used to work with the poor Flying Fagans.
00:30:37Turn around.
00:30:38Well, there's one thing in his favor.
00:30:39He's got a front and a back.
00:30:41What do you think?
00:30:41You could wrap him in a horse blanket until the bell rings.
00:30:43Say!
00:30:43What is this?
00:30:44Gotta take some of that off.
00:30:46You can't do that, no.
00:30:47I know what I'm on.
00:30:49Soft as a bag of dead mice.
00:30:51It's no soap, Gabby.
00:30:52That string bean couldn't lick Zazu Pits.
00:30:54No use.
00:30:54He's gotta work.
00:30:55He's gotta fight somebody in 30 days.
00:30:56It's our only out.
00:30:57What do you mean?
00:30:57It's gotta work.
00:30:58I can't find a guy.
00:30:59That doesn't make sense.
00:31:01He's gotta fight somebody.
00:31:02Hey!
00:31:02Hey!
00:31:04Might I say something?
00:31:05Quiet, boys.
00:31:06He wants to say something.
00:31:08I'm sorry, but I just don't want to fight.
00:31:11Listen, Bertie.
00:31:12I'm your friend.
00:31:13I'm Honest Gabby Sloan.
00:31:15I'm trying to do your favor.
00:31:16You're not either.
00:31:16Wait a minute.
00:31:17You haven't heard me yet.
00:31:20Get a picture of this.
00:31:21You're up to here in Doe.
00:31:22You've got a string of big cars from here to Boyle's Half Acre.
00:31:25The dames are doing nip-ups over here in the street.
00:31:27The crowds are pointing at you.
00:31:28They're yelling, there he goes!
00:31:30Who?
00:31:30You.
00:31:30Why?
00:31:31Because you're the big shot.
00:31:33You're fighting for the title.
00:31:34It's the polo grounds.
00:31:3580,000 people are going batty.
00:31:37There goes the bell.
00:31:38I'll answer it.
00:31:39There goes the gong.
00:31:40You're at him like a tiger.
00:31:41He leads.
00:31:41The tiger ducks.
00:31:42That's you.
00:31:42You're the tiger.
00:31:43He leads again.
00:31:43The tiger ducks again.
00:31:44No, no.
00:31:45No what?
00:31:45That's nothing like it.
00:31:47Here.
00:31:47Show you.
00:31:48You gotta get that knee action.
00:31:49See?
00:31:49Now here.
00:31:50Relax.
00:31:50You're a bundle of nerves.
00:31:51Hmm.
00:31:52Come on.
00:31:52Give in here.
00:31:53Give.
00:31:53That's better.
00:31:54That's it.
00:31:56Don't you want to learn how to duck?
00:31:58We're back in the polo grounds.
00:31:59The tiger leads to left to right.
00:32:00And left.
00:32:0090,000 people are standing up the seat.
00:32:0280,000.
00:32:02Right.
00:32:0380,000.
00:32:03That's one for you.
00:32:0480,000 people are standing up the seat.
00:32:05And not quite 80,000.
00:32:07What do you mean by not quite 80,000?
00:32:09Because I won't be there.
00:32:11Too up for him and game.
00:32:12Talk isn't gonna do this monkey any good, but I'll show you what will.
00:32:15Now I gotcha.
00:32:15Now I gotcha.
00:32:16Try this one on your piano.
00:32:20Why, you big hoodlum.
00:32:22You big, swift bell ringer.
00:32:25I don't like dames that had gentlemen.
00:32:28Another ducker.
00:32:30Burleigh, what are they doing to you?
00:32:31They're trying to make a fighter out of me.
00:32:32We wasn't doing nothing.
00:32:34You get out of here.
00:32:35All of you get out of here.
00:32:36Brooklyn hospitality.
00:32:37You're a bunch of hoodlums.
00:32:38Who's a hoodlum?
00:32:39He's the worst.
00:32:40I ain't no hoodlum.
00:32:41Get out of here.
00:32:43The little lady's right.
00:32:46My apologies and my regrets, Miss Sullivan.
00:32:52Uh, uh, uh, Burleigh.
00:32:54Yes?
00:32:55Just one thing before I go.
00:32:58If you think of me at all, Burleigh, try to remember me as, as honest Gabby Sloan.
00:33:03All right.
00:33:06Who came to lay a future in your lap.
00:33:08A future that you'd be proud of.
00:33:10That your lovely sister would be proud of.
00:33:13And that that, that dear, sweet-faced, kindly old lady would be proud of.
00:33:18Hmm?
00:33:21You know, Burleigh, I sometimes wonder if we're half the men our mothers hoped we'd be.
00:33:26Hmm.
00:33:27I'll bet your mother's this sweet little woman.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:30She's been having a little trouble with her kidneys lately.
00:33:32Hasn't she, sis?
00:33:34Oh, you know, Burleigh, that's uncanny.
00:33:36If I didn't know, I'd swear that that was my mother.
00:33:40Maybe it is your mother.
00:33:41It was here when we moved in.
00:33:43Maybe that's your father.
00:33:44He was here, too.
00:33:46Pardon me.
00:33:47That's my horse.
00:33:49How about a glass of warm milk?
00:33:56Hello.
00:33:57But she was sick, Mr. Kinney.
00:33:59I had to take her to the hospital.
00:34:01Yes, I know those things cost money.
00:34:04Oh, Burleigh, did I hear you say you needed cash?
00:34:06What?
00:34:07Oh, you couldn't sell her hide.
00:34:09No, Mr. Kinney, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your business.
00:34:12Oh, I didn't tell her why you care.
00:34:12But you can't do that to Agnes.
00:34:14What?
00:34:15All right, fire me, then.
00:34:16But she's worth more than that to me alive.
00:34:18Huh?
00:34:19No, I never had that much money in my whole life.
00:34:21Have I, sis?
00:34:22No.
00:34:23But I'll get it.
00:34:23Hang up on the rat.
00:34:24Oh, don't listen to him, Burleigh.
00:34:25You get the money!
00:34:26You, you...
00:34:27How?
00:34:28By signing a contract with me that will get you a fortune.
00:34:31Hold on.
00:34:31But a fortune for a few moments pleasant employment in a cool, airy arena.
00:34:36I'll do it.
00:34:50Good morning.
00:34:51Good bu...
00:34:53Good morning.
00:34:54Where's Spider?
00:34:55At the ring.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:58Hmm.
00:35:00My, you're looking lovely this morning.
00:35:01And vice versa.
00:35:03Oh, thank you.
00:35:18Oh, Tiger.
00:35:20We always used the bridge.
00:35:23Oh, yeah.
00:35:25Huh.
00:35:36hello
00:35:41you perspire easy don't you no i never mind that where'd you get those
00:35:46the elastic brother never mind that too let's get going it's your first fight
00:35:50the bell rings you come out fighting you mix it up in the middle of the ring
00:35:54he throws a right you duck he throws a left you duck suddenly the crowd goes nuts there's a guy
00:35:58down
00:35:59not you he's down and he's out eight nine ten and you're the winner
00:36:10don't you think that we ought to practice losing don't worry you win
00:36:20how's that fine
00:36:36now keep it on
00:36:40you know i know two fellows once they got in the same spot six months later they got the gloves
00:36:44away from them
00:36:45they're all right now
00:36:51have i gotta go on with this you can't quit think of your career
00:37:05you know it's the monotony the thing that's getting me down all right let's see where were we
00:37:09oh yeah you're the win oh no you win and to look good you're giving the old business you're giving
00:37:15that
00:37:15you're giving this and to top it you're giving this see now we'll start from the beginning
00:37:22the bell rings on the other fella put him up
00:37:28ain't you ever fought huh all right now make a face no no make a face to scare him like
00:37:45yours
00:37:46i never scare nobody scare me put him up all right i'm the other fella you come in swinging
00:37:54one two boom one two boom start swinging oh no i might hurt you i'll take a chance i'm very
00:38:02game
00:38:13what's holding you up no no get tough give it all you got oh no come on start swinging all
00:38:22right
00:38:33now what that's all i quit
00:38:41oh tiger yeah or are you too busy huh no no
00:38:46you know how to dance dance yes at the sunflower you know we used to i'm convinced now how do
00:38:51you
00:38:51hold the girl like that now close your fist now dance without music
00:39:00tra-la-la-la-la now wait a minute now listen tra-la-la-la boom-boom tra-la-la
00:39:08-la boom-boom tra-la-la-la boom-boom
00:39:28this is what i tell him here joe they'll be in detroit on the ninth don't worry about the weight
00:39:32He'll make it with a quarter milk in each hand.
00:39:35It's all set, Speed.
00:39:36Chicago on the 4th and Detroit on the 9th.
00:39:44Why can't I just punch him in the nose in public and get it over with?
00:39:48The way you talk, Speed, is the difference between a smart guy and a grape nut.
00:39:52Uh-oh.
00:39:53Look what's coming to our house.
00:39:56Yes, I'm coming to make trouble.
00:39:58Now get a hold of them, stop them, and keep them away from that waltzing mouse.
00:40:00Now listen, Speed.
00:40:02That sister's plenty tough.
00:40:03Make a play for her, and if she falls for you, she'll be a cinch to handle.
00:40:07Turn down that 160 pounds of personality.
00:40:09And if you want to put her in a good humor, tell her I broke my leg and you had
00:40:11to shoot me.
00:40:17Hey!
00:40:19Where do you think you're going?
00:40:21There's Polly and me.
00:40:22So what?
00:40:23Dames and fighters don't mix.
00:40:25That's what he found out.
00:40:26Oh, but...
00:40:26Come on, keep calm.
00:40:28But I want to say hello to him.
00:40:29Keep cool.
00:40:30Take him over and give him a shower.
00:40:32While you're there, take one yourself.
00:40:33Hey, I...
00:40:34What can you lose?
00:40:36Look.
00:40:39Oh, don't worry, Polly.
00:40:40I'll do the talking.
00:40:41I'll tell that Gabby Sloan...
00:40:42Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:40:44That means we're welcome.
00:40:45Miss Pringle, Mr. McFarland.
00:40:47How do you do?
00:40:48How do you do?
00:40:48I want to talk to Mr. Sloan.
00:40:50And you most certainly would if he was here, but he's in town.
00:40:54Tooth.
00:40:54Hmm.
00:40:55Out for her.
00:40:56Good.
00:40:56Maybe I can talk to you.
00:40:58Now, that's a pleasure.
00:40:59If you'll excuse us...
00:41:00Oh, I'll be around.
00:41:03Give me back those pants.
00:41:05I'll fix you.
00:41:09Hey, come back with that towel.
00:41:11Give me...
00:41:13I ain't through with you.
00:41:15Don't get the wrong impression of the fight game just because a few fighters walk on their heels.
00:41:19The wise ones don't.
00:41:20Look at me.
00:41:21I am.
00:41:23Why are you so interested in Burley?
00:41:25Well, first place, because he's...
00:41:28He's your brother.
00:41:30That doesn't even make sense.
00:41:31What I wouldn't give for a place like this, with a cow and a few chickens.
00:41:35And you.
00:41:36Honey, if this thing works out and it can't miss,
00:41:40I'll get you a place like this and a million chickens.
00:41:43You know, I've heard all that before.
00:41:45When I first met you, I had two of everything.
00:41:48Now I've got one of nothing.
00:41:58W.X. J.K.
00:42:00Ladies and gentlemen, the Tannenbaum hour.
00:42:02I just can't imagine you're being a fighter.
00:42:05Oh, well, it's just a means to an end.
00:42:08Had to have some money quickly and...
00:42:09Well, as soon as Agnes is better, I'm going back to the dairy business.
00:42:12You think a whole lot of Agnes, don't you?
00:42:14Mm-hmm.
00:42:15Look.
00:42:18That came right off her tail.
00:42:19I made it myself.
00:42:20You did?
00:42:21It's my good luck charm.
00:42:22Well, you weren't very lucky when you lost your job, were you?
00:42:27No, but I was lucky when I met you.
00:42:33You know, you're an awfully nice person.
00:42:44Thumbs?
00:42:46Thumbs?
00:42:47Thumbs?
00:42:49Thumbs?
00:42:50Thumbs?
00:42:51Thumbs?
00:42:52Thumbs?
00:42:53Thumbs?
00:42:53Thumbs?
00:42:54Thumbs?
00:42:54Thumbs?
00:42:59Thumbs?
00:43:04Thumbs?
00:43:06Thumbs?
00:43:07Thumbs?
00:43:11Thumbs?
00:43:13Thumbs?
00:43:16Thumbs?
00:43:20That guy, Hogan, is terrible.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22Mr. Hogan's doing everything you taught me.
00:43:28Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:43:35Okay, kid, you're next.
00:43:37Now?
00:43:37Yep, right now.
00:44:01Hey, give me that ball.
00:44:03Give me that ball.
00:44:09Hey, get out.
00:44:13Hey, Mr. Sloan, I don't feel so good.
00:44:22What's the matter, buddy?
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:24I think I gotta chill.
00:44:26Chill?
00:44:26There's your trouble right here.
00:44:27Huh?
00:44:30No.
00:44:32Yeah, I feel better now.
00:44:34There's not much to look at, folks,
00:44:35but if you don't think he packs a wallop,
00:44:36ask our erstwhile champion, Speed MacFarlane.
00:44:39He's fighting a good man, Tornado Todd.
00:44:41And here's Todd now.
00:44:52Imagine having to lose to this guy.
00:44:55Don't seem right.
00:44:57Mr. Sloan.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Do you think I've had enough boxing lessons?
00:45:01Listen, Bernie, you got nothing to worry about.
00:45:02With everything we taught you and that good luck horse, Hay Chan, you got, it's a cinch.
00:45:11What's the matter with you now?
00:45:14A charm.
00:45:17Ladies and gentlemen!
00:45:19Yeah!
00:45:20In this corner we have Tornado Time!
00:45:24Yeah!
00:45:25And in this corner we have Tornado Time!
00:45:32Throw me a couple of Filipinos.
00:45:34I'll have them back in ten minutes.
00:45:36Halt! Halt!
00:45:38Oh, ain't the circumstance over which the milkman has no control!
00:45:50Am I supposed to ask what you're looking for?
00:45:52I'm looking for a horse's tail.
00:45:53Oh, Mike looking for Ike, huh?
00:45:55Yeah, they've got to find us.
00:45:56He must have left to run his somewhere.
00:45:57Where's the Wonder Boy?
00:45:58He's in his dressing room.
00:45:59Spider's sitting on him.
00:46:00Ah, here it is!
00:46:04What was that?
00:46:05Tiger O'Duck.
00:46:06Pursued by the headless horseman.
00:46:08You're Judas!
00:46:08He sent me for a bag of peanuts and when I come back, what do you think?
00:46:11You forgot the peanuts.
00:46:12No, he was gone.
00:46:15Hey, buddy.
00:46:16Look, here's your good luck charm.
00:46:17Come on out.
00:46:18Uh-uh.
00:46:19Oh, look.
00:46:20Just what we were looking for.
00:46:20The horse is tailed.
00:46:21Come on, let's hurry.
00:46:22You know, Mr. Sloan, as I was running across 42nd Street...
00:46:27You try to make a left-hand turn?
00:46:28You can't.
00:46:30Anyway, as I was running, I got to thinking.
00:46:33Got to wondering if you couldn't put this fight off till tomorrow night.
00:46:37Maybe I'd feel more like it then.
00:46:38Some of the boys might not be able to get out again tomorrow night.
00:46:41I'll get it, boss.
00:46:43I see a quitter.
00:46:45Oh, no.
00:46:45I'm not quitting.
00:46:46Oh, Jesus.
00:46:46Well, then, come on, let's go.
00:46:47I'm just not starting.
00:46:49I see.
00:46:51Want to double-cross a guy that never did a dirty trick in his life?
00:46:56You know, I...
00:46:58I don't deserve this, spider.
00:47:00Tiger.
00:47:01Uh, Tiger, excuse me.
00:47:03You've done something to me.
00:47:05Right here.
00:47:06Let me bust the door, evil.
00:47:07If you do, I'll go down the fire escape.
00:47:09Come on, are you going to fight an archer?
00:47:12Uh-uh.
00:47:15Well, if it's no go, there's no way to go.
00:47:16No hard feelings.
00:47:17To show you the kind of a guy I am,
00:47:20I'm going over to call the whole thing off.
00:47:22Oh, thanks.
00:47:24Goodbye, buddy.
00:47:26Hey, no, wait.
00:47:29And don't forget, folks,
00:47:31this fight program comes to you
00:47:32for the courtesy of Weinbaum's Wonder Wapers.
00:47:34Those delicious chocolate-coated...
00:47:41Groceries.
00:47:43Oh, it's you.
00:47:44Yes, sir.
00:47:45Now, we're going to celebrate.
00:47:46Your brother knocked out the tornado
00:47:47in the first round.
00:47:49What isn't over?
00:47:49You said it.
00:47:50What isn't over?
00:47:51The fight.
00:47:52What do you mean?
00:47:53Well, it hasn't started.
00:47:55Well, it's supposed to be over.
00:48:00There's the Tiger.
00:48:01There he's coming down the aisle now.
00:48:03A tremendous ovation, folks.
00:48:04And no wonder.
00:48:05This is the lad who knocked
00:48:06the middleweight champ off
00:48:06the front page of every newspaper.
00:48:09They were going to introduce
00:48:10Mr. McFarlane tonight, folks.
00:48:11Why aren't you there?
00:48:12Oh, I'd much rather be here with you.
00:48:15To put it mildly,
00:48:16maybe the thought of meeting
00:48:17Mr. Sullivan again
00:48:17made him a little bashful.
00:48:20What a dope.
00:48:21There they go, folks.
00:48:22The tornado comes out of the aisle for it.
00:48:24He swings, the Tiger ducks.
00:48:25He swings again, the Tiger ducks.
00:48:28The Tiger ducks again.
00:48:30Folks, what a...
00:48:45the crowd is moving.
00:48:51Oh, Burley.
00:48:52Burley.
00:48:53He won.
00:48:54Let the Tiger win!
00:49:01Sullivan won!
00:49:04And he knocked him out! And in the first round too!
00:49:07Sullivan won! In the first round!
00:49:10But why didn't he get up?
00:49:12Because of that good right hand!
00:49:13You won too!
00:49:14I don't have to fight anymore!
00:49:16It's all over!
00:49:17Maybe I can get the Fighting Milkman to say a few words!
00:49:19And here he is now!
00:49:20Tell them about it, Bernie!
00:49:22Hello, folks!
00:49:24You know, I'm just as surprised as you are!
00:49:25Because I can swear that I missed him!
00:49:30What a wit! What a clown!
00:49:31What a fighter!
00:49:32This is Honest Gabby Stoney's manager talking, folks!
00:49:34And I want to say right here and now,
00:49:36that of all the boys I've ever handled,
00:49:37I've never had a boy that had the zip, the snap,
00:49:39and the up and at him the Tiger Sullivan's got!
00:49:42And with it all, what color!
00:49:50I want an entertainer, folks!
00:49:52He's got the crowd hysterical!
00:49:53For years and years we've looked for a fighter!
00:49:57I'm so wild!
00:49:59I know.
00:50:25If you're dead, you'd be blown away!
00:50:42Mr. Sloan.
00:50:46Mr. Sloan.
00:50:47Mr. Sloan.
00:50:47What is that?
00:50:48Mr. Sloan, what is color?
00:50:50What's white?
00:50:51Color.
00:50:52Uh, that stuff you talk about on the radio, that I got in.
00:50:56That's what gets a guy's name in the newspapers.
00:50:59Like what, for instance?
00:51:00Like what, what?
00:51:01I mean, like who, for instance?
00:51:03That's what makes a man stand out from the crowd.
00:51:05Makes him talked about.
00:51:06Dizzy Dean's got it.
00:51:07Bobby Jones has got it.
00:51:09Amelia Earhart's got it.
00:51:10And Mae West?
00:51:11She's got it in a big way.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:14Suppose that I had what all four of them's got.
00:51:16I'd pack them in, huh?
00:51:18I hope to tell you.
00:51:20That's what I thought.
00:51:22One, two, boom.
00:51:23One, two, boom.
00:51:25One, two, boom.
00:51:26One, two, boom.
00:51:27One, two, boom.
00:51:29One, two, boom.
00:51:59One, two, boom.
00:52:03One, two, boom.
00:52:07One, two, boom.
00:52:44Hey, let's have a little service here.
00:52:47How about it?
00:52:48Any mail for me?
00:52:49Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:52:51Hey, let's have a little service here.
00:52:55Here, read him, Spider.
00:52:57Come on, now, boys. He won't hurt you.
00:52:59He's gentle as a kitten.
00:53:07There's the bell.
00:53:09Some of the local newspapers think this fight will go ten rounds.
00:53:12Others think about eight.
00:53:13Your announcer thinks...
00:53:15Your announcer knows.
00:53:17It's over. It's Sullivan.
00:53:19Sullivan in the first.
00:53:27Boys, I've got the biggest idea I've ever thought of in my life.
00:53:30Tonight, I'm leaving for Chicago.
00:53:32Tomorrow, I'll buy the fighting milkman's contract.
00:53:35Now, what do you think of that?
00:53:36As an advertising argument for sunflower milk, eh?
00:53:39Swat!
00:54:13Goah!
00:54:14Goah!
00:54:16Goah!
00:54:18Goah!
00:54:19Goah!
00:54:19Woo-hoo...
00:54:20Oh, my God!
00:54:52Gee, I'm glad to see you, Gabby.
00:54:54You should be.
00:54:55Been reading about us in the papers?
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:56So what happened to the milkman?
00:54:57Color, honey, that's what's done at color.
00:54:59One night on a train, I got to thinking.
00:55:00I got an idea that the milkman needed color.
00:55:02That's what you've been reading about.
00:55:03He fell for it in a big way, and so did the public.
00:55:05Then out of a clear sky, along comes a guy.
00:55:08This guy?
00:55:09Yes, Mr. Austin Austin Austin, Miss Wesley.
00:55:11He bought the milkman's contract for me for $50,000.
00:55:15Oh, I'm delighted.
00:55:16Sunflower, dairies, and flowers.
00:55:18I'll see you at my house tonight.
00:55:19I've invited some friends.
00:55:20You see, I thought we'd make the signing of the articles a big thing, eh?
00:55:26Hello, sis.
00:55:28Oh, bless your heart.
00:55:29How are you?
00:55:30Hello, sir.
00:55:31Oh, you're looking fine.
00:55:32Folks, this is my little sister.
00:55:35Oh.
00:55:36Hello, Steve.
00:55:37How about a picture of you two?
00:55:38Sure, you betcha.
00:55:39Get ready, will you, boys?
00:55:40That's fine.
00:55:41Anything for you.
00:55:42Here's what I had in mind.
00:55:43The paper wanted a full page, you see, with you and the champ standing together.
00:55:47But I said to them it might be better if the two of you were standing...
00:55:50Yes, sir.
00:55:51The idea is to get a picture of you with the champ lying down.
00:55:56Come on, make it snappy.
00:55:57Make it snappy.
00:55:58This is all you're going to get.
00:55:59Oh, you didn't shoot it.
00:56:02Oh, you shouldn't have.
00:56:03Now, wait a minute, fellas.
00:56:04Wait a minute.
00:56:04You can't do this to me.
00:56:05Come on, Steve.
00:56:05Don't be angry.
00:56:06Come on.
00:56:07I know 50,000 will buy a lot of chickens.
00:56:10Chickens, honey, it'll buy ostriches.
00:56:11You haven't heard anything yet.
00:56:12You're right.
00:56:13I'm still trying to find out where the money is.
00:56:14All right, here it comes.
00:56:16Mr. Sunflower Dairies insisted that I bet the 50,000 back on the champ, and I had to take it.
00:56:21You mean that if Speed loses, we have nothing?
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24But how can he lose?
00:56:25I don't know, but it'll be in the papers.
00:56:29Sorry, folks.
00:56:29Sorry.
00:56:31Burley, I can't wait to tell you.
00:56:32It's awfully important.
00:56:33You see, Speed and I are going to see...
00:56:35Oh, there's Polly.
00:56:36Polly!
00:56:39Pardon me, sir.
00:56:39Pardon me.
00:56:40Polly!
00:56:41You know what?
00:56:42We'll get married anyway.
00:56:43Polly!
00:56:45Polly!
00:56:46Hello!
00:56:47Have I got a lot to tell you.
00:56:48I've got a lot to tell you, too, Burley.
00:56:49Hey, Burley, how about a picture of you and the love interest?
00:56:51Sure.
00:56:52All right, fine.
00:56:53Come on, boys.
00:56:53Get your cameras all set now.
00:56:54Get over here.
00:56:55Wait a minute.
00:56:55Wait a minute.
00:56:56Wait a minute.
00:56:56Come on now.
00:56:59Might as well.
00:57:00They all do it.
00:57:01I'll do it, too.
00:57:03Come on, Burley.
00:57:04We've got to get to the Paramount Theater.
00:57:06Oh, yeah.
00:57:06Come on.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:08Come on.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:22Come on.
00:57:24Bye-bye.
00:57:25Come on.
00:57:27Good day.
00:57:32Come on.
00:57:34Come on.
00:57:54Well, honey, what do you think of me now?
00:57:56I think you sold the wrong fighter.
00:57:58Oh, you don't get me.
00:57:59Listen, you're talking to a guy that kidded an out-and-out dub
00:58:02into thinking he was a great fighter.
00:58:04Now, all Speeder's got to do is to give her one good punch
00:58:06and we collect a cool fortune.
00:58:07Minus a few dollars for the Tigers hospital bills.
00:58:09We ought to pay that.
00:58:10What do you think?
00:58:12I think you talk too much.
00:58:16Listen, honey, I can explain everything.
00:58:19Oh, wait a minute, honey.
00:58:20You great big phony baloney.
00:58:22You don't get it.
00:58:22All this time, you'll be making a play for me
00:58:24so I wouldn't stand in the way of your foul plot
00:58:26to murder my brother.
00:58:27You don't understand.
00:58:28Oh, I don't, honey.
00:58:28No, you don't.
00:58:29My public won't want to see me anymore.
00:58:31I don't either.
00:58:33It's my only out.
00:58:34Oh, I get it.
00:58:35Darling, I love you, said he, breaking your brother's jaw.
00:58:38Oh, wait a minute, honey.
00:58:39I promise you, I won't hit him any harder than this.
00:58:41What was that?
00:58:43That's my brother.
00:58:44Come on, let's get out of here.
00:58:45Don't look back.
00:59:08How do you do, Mrs. Lemoyne?
00:59:10Good evening, Mrs. Lemoyne.
00:59:12Good evening, my dear.
00:59:14Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs. Lemoyne.
00:59:18This is a pleasure, Mrs. Lemoyne.
00:59:21Good evening, Mr. Austin.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:23How do you do?
00:59:24I'd like to have you meet some of my friends.
00:59:26So do.
00:59:31The party of the first part, in this instance, agrees with the party of the second part.
00:59:35You wouldn't give the dame a nickel.
00:59:36I said the party of the first part agrees with the party of the second part.
00:59:39Well, will you go away?
00:59:41I'm trying to get you some ice cream.
00:59:43Tutti-frutti?
00:59:45In witness whereof, the party's here to have hereunto affixed their hands and seals in triplicate.
00:59:49Now all we need are the signatures.
00:59:51How about a statement to the press, Mrs. Lemoyne?
00:59:52Yeah, give them a note of it from your angle.
00:59:54The milk fund, as you all know, is an idea of my own, designed purely as a means of raising
01:00:00funds for charity.
01:00:02Of course, I know nothing about fisticuffs, but the cause is a worthy one.
01:00:06It makes me very happy when I think of the thousands of tiny tots who will receive abundant nourishment from
01:00:11this, um, what shall I say?
01:00:13The sunflower dairy.
01:00:14Yes.
01:00:15To my dear friend, Mr. Austin, and to you, Mr. Sloan, my sincerest gratitude.
01:00:20That ought to kill him.
01:00:21Hello there.
01:00:23Come on, Speed.
01:00:24We're waiting for you.
01:00:24We have that contract.
01:00:26That's it.
01:00:27Now, you sign on the bottom line.
01:00:28The top line's for Breddy.
01:00:29And you better make it Elwood McFarlane instead of...
01:00:31Oh, yeah.
01:00:32You know, that Elwood always bothers him a little.
01:00:34I'm not fighting, Gabby.
01:00:36Quiet, everybody.
01:00:37Quiet, now.
01:00:38Let's take it easy.
01:00:38Everyone speak at once.
01:00:40You know my blood pressure.
01:00:41A cheap joke like that, and I'll have a little fight.
01:00:43I'll have a little fight right out of my face.
01:00:44Now, where was I?
01:00:45Oh, yeah.
01:00:46You sign that contract.
01:00:47I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.
01:00:49Your brother?
01:00:52There goes my pump.
01:00:53There goes my chicken coop.
01:00:54Can he do that?
01:01:04What the earth?
01:01:30Mr. Sullivan, they're signing the contract in the library.
01:01:33Oh, fine.
01:01:34Come on, Polly.
01:01:34No, you go ahead, Burley.
01:01:35I'll join you later.
01:01:36Okay.
01:01:41Gentlemen, the contract.
01:01:43Well, uh, what seems to be the trouble?
01:01:44The contract gets cold.
01:01:46Yeah, but I don't...
01:01:47Why don't you tell him he wants to know?
01:01:48It still goes.
01:01:49I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.
01:01:50He's not your brother-in-law yet.
01:01:51Say, that's an angle.
01:01:52Why don't you wait a couple of months, huh?
01:01:53We can't wait.
01:01:55I mean, we don't want to.
01:01:55Don't be a piece of putty.
01:01:56Take my word for it.
01:01:57A couple of months is nothing.
01:01:58Yeah, we waited 15 years, and look at us.
01:02:00Well, we're not waiting, and I'm not fighting.
01:02:02Oh, thanks, Speed.
01:02:04You've taken a great load off my mind.
01:02:05I'll bet I did.
01:02:06You sure did.
01:02:07It had me worried.
01:02:08For nights, I wasn't sleeping.
01:02:10I tried warm milk and everything.
01:02:11Internally?
01:02:12And I...
01:02:13Of course.
01:02:14Why?
01:02:15Never mind.
01:02:15Go on.
01:02:16Well, anyway, night after night, I kept dreaming the same dream.
01:02:20There was you and Sis and your three beautiful kids.
01:02:23What?
01:02:25Incidentally, you'll love them.
01:02:27Spacely Junior.
01:02:28He looks just like you.
01:02:29Oh, cut it out, will you?
01:02:31Well, anyway, there they were on the front porch.
01:02:33And as I came through the gate, they all started to scream,
01:02:36Mama, Mama, there comes Uncle Burley, the man that knocked out Papa.
01:02:40Yeah.
01:02:42So, that's it.
01:02:43Your attitude regarding babies simply fascinates me.
01:02:46I'm Mrs. Lemoyne.
01:02:47I'm delighted.
01:02:48You know, you're a most remarkable fellow.
01:02:50No, you're not so bad yourself.
01:02:53Well, much as I should like to sponsor the Milk Fund affair,
01:02:56I find myself deeply affected by what you've been saying.
01:02:58Really?
01:02:59Won't you tell me something about yourself?
01:03:01Well, when I was a little boy, I was kind of puty.
01:03:05Our children will not cry when they see Uncle Burley.
01:03:08No?
01:03:08No.
01:03:09Elwood, you signed that contract.
01:03:11Gee, honey, you mean...
01:03:12Gabby, the contract's, the contract's.
01:03:14I got a million of them.
01:03:15William, get Sullivan.
01:03:16That's a smart move, miss.
01:03:17You know, I finally got so good at it
01:03:18that I could put my hands in my pockets
01:03:20and bet the kids pennies they could knock my hat off.
01:03:22And they couldn't either.
01:03:24What was that you just did?
01:03:26That's the old box shift.
01:03:28That's what you've been reading about the papers.
01:03:33No, nothing like it.
01:03:35No?
01:03:35You've got to give it that knee action.
01:03:39You're pretty good.
01:03:40You're fine.
01:03:40Oh, you're a doll.
01:03:42Now I'll show you how I use it in the ring.
01:03:44Yes.
01:03:44All right, you swing at me.
01:03:45You mean actually hit you?
01:03:47Go ahead.
01:03:47I won't be there.
01:03:48Sure.
01:03:49All right.
01:03:50Oh, no, not like that.
01:03:51Look, you must let it go.
01:03:53Clear through.
01:03:54That's the stuff.
01:03:54Follow right through.
01:03:55All right.
01:03:56All right, now watch.
01:03:57All right.
01:03:59Oh, that's wonderful.
01:04:01Oh, you know, really, that's fascinating.
01:04:04No, you're too stiff.
01:04:06Yes, I know I am.
01:04:07Yeah, you must relax.
01:04:09Uh-huh.
01:04:09Here.
01:04:10Give it to me.
01:04:12That.
01:04:12Uh-huh.
01:04:13More freedom.
01:04:14That's it.
01:04:15Oh, yes.
01:04:15And loosen up here.
01:04:16That's it.
01:04:17Don't forget the old reaction.
01:04:18No, no, I remember.
01:04:20Now, now, you do it to me.
01:04:23You mean it?
01:04:24Uh-huh.
01:04:24All right.
01:04:26Remember what I taught you?
01:04:27Uh-huh.
01:04:27If you forget, it's bad.
01:04:30Very good.
01:04:31That's wonderful.
01:04:32You do it to me.
01:04:33All right.
01:04:48Oh, Mr. Sullivan, please.
01:04:51Mr. Sullivan.
01:04:52Hello, Polly.
01:04:54Why, uh, how do you do?
01:04:55How do you do?
01:04:56We'll, uh, take this matter up later.
01:04:57Hmm.
01:05:02They want you in there.
01:05:03The fight's on again.
01:05:04Speed says he wants to go through with it.
01:05:06What?
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:08Tell them the tiger will be there in two minutes.
01:05:10But this is just like committing suicide.
01:05:12You're right, tiger.
01:05:16Oh, there you are.
01:05:21Burley, I don't even know you.
01:05:23You don't know me?
01:05:24Oh, now, Polly, you're being facetious, aren't you?
01:05:26I was never more serious in my life.
01:05:28The boy I knew went away and never came back.
01:05:31Yes, he did.
01:05:32I'm the same fellow.
01:05:33I can prove it.
01:05:34I'll show you my driver's license.
01:05:35No, you don't understand, Burley.
01:05:37I met a boy once that, well, to say the least, I liked him very much.
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:42No.
01:05:43No, that was the old Burley.
01:05:44The nice fellow.
01:05:45The one who was kind to horses.
01:05:47The humanitarian.
01:05:48But the one who came back, came back with a smell of blood still fresh in his nostrils.
01:05:53Burley, you're nothing but a killer.
01:05:54You should be hanging on the wall with the rest of the killers.
01:05:57Killer?
01:05:59Me?
01:05:59A killer?
01:06:00Yes, you are.
01:06:01You're a Dr. Jiggle and a Mr. Hyde.
01:06:03That's what you are.
01:06:04A dual personality.
01:06:05And the good side of your nature is being destroyed by the bad that's in you.
01:06:08Oh, that's bad.
01:06:12You should see yourself as I see you.
01:06:14Why, when you got off that train, I was never so amazed in my life.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:17You're a totally different character.
01:06:18Mm-hmm.
01:06:18And that character is going on and on, breaking people, tearing them apart just to satisfy
01:06:23your lust.
01:06:27That's you, Burley.
01:06:28Can't you just see yourself?
01:06:30Uh-huh.
01:06:30That's you.
01:06:31The tiger.
01:06:32The killer.
01:06:33And I don't want any part of a killer.
01:06:35I'm through.
01:06:36Oh, Polly.
01:06:37Please.
01:07:01Arra!
01:07:04Arra!
01:07:05Arra!
01:07:05Arra!
01:07:06Arra!
01:07:06Arra!
01:07:19I can't fight.
01:07:20Who told you?
01:07:22Never mind, I'm convinced.
01:07:23Did you ever hear of Chico and Hyde?
01:07:26No.
01:07:27Well, they're like, uh...
01:07:28Amos and Andy?
01:07:29No.
01:07:31A Might and Marge?
01:07:31No.
01:07:33I'm a dual personality.
01:07:35No fool.
01:07:36Mm-hmm.
01:07:41Hey, Gabby. Gabby.
01:07:42Listen, get out of here, you tramp.
01:07:44I'm a tramp with news.
01:07:45Listen, I'm trying to put over a big deal,
01:07:47and this guy's trying to tell me...
01:07:48The tiger ain't fighting.
01:07:50What?
01:07:52A couple of guys got to him.
01:07:53What guys?
01:07:54A couple of mugs named Jackal and Hyde.
01:07:56They got talking to him, and he ain't fighting.
01:07:59I don't understand it.
01:08:00I tell you, I can't understand it.
01:08:01There's a curse on a fighter on me around something.
01:08:03But I'll lick it in spite of my blood pressure.
01:08:06Hiya, boy.
01:08:07Well, I just got the news.
01:08:08So you're not fighting, huh?
01:08:09No.
01:08:10Mr. Sloan, I'm in an awful fix.
01:08:12Oh, you are, huh?
01:08:12Let's get a little air.
01:08:14You see, I'm two different people.
01:08:16Why don't you sign for both of them?
01:08:17Oh, you can't do that.
01:08:23Sit down.
01:08:24Mr. Sloan, this is a very serious matter.
01:08:26You see, I have a good side and a bad side.
01:08:30A humanitarian and a killer.
01:08:33And the good must kill the bad.
01:08:35I've got to destroy the tiger in me.
01:08:37I have to.
01:08:39Who gave you that liner?
01:08:40Who told you that?
01:08:42Polly.
01:08:42Polly?
01:08:43Polly.
01:08:45Oh, yes.
01:08:46Polly.
01:08:47Smart girl, Polly.
01:08:48She's right.
01:08:49There is a killer in you.
01:08:50But you, you're all confused.
01:08:51It's the killer in you that's talking.
01:08:53Why, you're baffled, balled up, and bewildered.
01:08:56I am?
01:08:56Well, I'll say you are.
01:08:58Now, listen.
01:08:58If you do fight, thousands of babies get milk, don't they?
01:09:01Yes.
01:09:02But the killer in you, the bad side, wants to deprive these tiny toddling tots of their
01:09:06one chance to enjoy life, limb, and the pursuit of happiness.
01:09:10Now, imagine I'm your father.
01:09:11Why?
01:09:12I don't know.
01:09:12You got me there.
01:09:14I want to help you kill the tiger in you.
01:09:16Now, concentrate.
01:09:17Concentrate as you've never concentrated before.
01:09:21Think of a baby.
01:09:22Mm-hmm.
01:09:22Have you got it?
01:09:23Yes.
01:09:23Now, think of a bottle of milk.
01:09:25Uh-huh.
01:09:25Have you got it?
01:09:26No, the baby's got it.
01:09:27Did you want me to have it?
01:09:31Take away the bottle of milk.
01:09:32But you just gave it to the baby.
01:09:34Would it be asking too much to ask you to take the bottle of milk?
01:09:37No.
01:09:38Now, what have you got left?
01:09:39I've got a baby.
01:09:40And he's crying.
01:09:41No, he's laughing.
01:09:45Throw in a thousand babies.
01:09:47Uh-huh.
01:09:47Now, they're all crying.
01:09:48Oh, but that one.
01:09:49Throw out that one.
01:09:51Now, they're all crying, aren't they?
01:09:52Mm-hmm.
01:09:52What are they crying for?
01:09:53I don't know.
01:09:54They're crying for milk.
01:09:55Why can't they have it?
01:09:56Because the killer says no.
01:09:58The killer doesn't want them to have milk.
01:09:59The killer likes to see babies starve.
01:10:01But the good you, the humanitarian you, he loves babies.
01:10:05He wants babies to have milk.
01:10:06Now, you're not going to let that tiger lick you, are you?
01:10:08Uh-uh.
01:10:09Because you're fighting for a cause.
01:10:10And what a cause.
01:10:11You're the baby's champion.
01:10:13They're all cheering for you.
01:10:14Yeah.
01:10:43Three hundred, three twenty-five, three seventy-five, four hundred.
01:10:46What a lot of money.
01:10:47Half for those little kiddies and half for us kiddies.
01:10:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:50Can't you see it all now, honey?
01:10:51A million chickens.
01:10:53Oh, hello.
01:10:55Oh, hello, Burley.
01:10:57Burley?
01:10:57Any here?
01:10:58No.
01:10:59Not yet.
01:11:00What?
01:11:01Oh, well...
01:11:02Oh, well, all right.
01:11:04He says he's been delayed.
01:11:06But he'll make every effort to get here, though, tonight.
01:11:11Should we stop selling tickets, boss?
01:11:12Now, open up those windows.
01:11:13I'll take them to stop selling tickets.
01:11:17You know, Doc?
01:11:18Little Agnes could look just like her mama.
01:11:21That's all's wrong with it, Doc.
01:11:23She was hungry.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:25I think she's had about enough, though.
01:11:27Better put her away.
01:11:28All right.
01:11:29Just a moment.
01:11:32Hey, Doc.
01:11:33All right, girl.
01:11:33In you go.
01:11:36Oh, I better go.
01:11:37There's a lot of people waiting for me.
01:11:38No, you can't go.
01:11:39You want to go with her?
01:11:40Yeah, I know.
01:11:41But you have to stay with her, Mama.
01:11:42You stay right there.
01:11:43Yeah, I've got to go over and win the championship of the world.
01:11:44I'll be back, uh, about an hour, huh?
01:11:47No, Agnes, you can't go.
01:11:48Now, you stay there with Mama.
01:11:49Here's an old pleasure, honey.
01:11:50I'll be seeing you.
01:11:51Goodbye, Mama.
01:11:52Goodbye, Agnes.
01:11:52No, stay there now.
01:11:53Goodbye.
01:11:55Oh, hello.
01:11:56I thought you were at the fight.
01:11:57Oh, I'm all mixed up.
01:11:58The man that I love is going to fight my brother whom I love,
01:12:01and now at the last minute I've got cold feet.
01:12:03Well, why did you let her go this far, then?
01:12:04Oh, it's a long story.
01:12:06It's a long story.
01:12:06All about a champion being in disgrace and a brother needing a punch in the nose.
01:12:09And you've got to stop it.
01:12:11Oh, I wouldn't worry, May.
01:12:12Burleigh says Peter will be all right an hour after the fight.
01:12:15Oh, he did, did he?
01:12:16Let me tell you something.
01:12:17An hour after the fight, they'll probably find Burleigh's head in the 21st row singing,
01:12:22I ain't got no body.
01:12:23Oh, is that so?
01:12:25What about all those men he knocked out?
01:12:26Oh, Polly, Gabby paid him to lay down.
01:12:29Why, Burleigh couldn't lick anybody.
01:12:30And tonight after the fight...
01:12:31Say, listen.
01:12:32Have you ever seen a fighter after he's been very badly beaten?
01:12:35No.
01:12:36No, I didn't think so.
01:12:37Well, they go around and they talk like this.
01:12:38They don't know what time it is.
01:12:39Oh, this is terrible.
01:12:40Why didn't you tell me all this before?
01:12:42Well, I promised Speed I wouldn't interfere.
01:12:44Like a dope.
01:12:45This really does complicate things.
01:12:46Why?
01:12:47You're taking care of all Speed's money, aren't you?
01:12:50Yes, it's in my bank.
01:12:51Why?
01:12:52Well, your account is Burleigh's too, and Burleigh drew it all out.
01:12:55He did what?
01:12:56Yes, he wanted to surprise you.
01:12:57He took all Speed's money and bet it on himself to win.
01:13:00Wait a minute.
01:13:01Give it to me again.
01:13:02He took all Speed's...
01:13:03I heard you.
01:13:04Come on.
01:13:04Hey, driver.
01:13:05See if you can beat that signal.
01:13:07I'll make every effort.
01:13:15Sorry I couldn't make it.
01:13:16Yeah, yeah.
01:13:24Redness!
01:13:25Oh, darling.
01:13:27Come here, baby.
01:13:29Hey, baby.
01:13:29But what are you doing here?
01:13:31For goodness sake, honey,
01:13:33you shouldn't have come over here.
01:13:37Hey!
01:13:39Hey!
01:13:42Taxi, open it right up there, I've got it.
01:13:58Hello there. Are you busy?
01:14:01Hey, I'm not deep.
01:14:02What's that?
01:14:03I said I'm not deep.
01:14:05Yeah, so am I.
01:14:06Look, we ought to get together sometime for the quiet.
01:14:09Good little chat.
01:14:10What for?
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:12Yeah, that's right. You're right.
01:14:26Just my luck.
01:14:27Send me wind up over in the first round.
01:14:29Listen to them.
01:14:30The crowd's yelling for the main event.
01:14:32No fooling.
01:14:36Everything's wrong.
01:14:37Yeah, these failed the wrong two.
01:14:38Yeah, we've got to do something.
01:14:39We've got to stall for time.
01:14:40What's our angle?
01:14:40What's our up?
01:14:41I can get in the ring and take a few bows.
01:14:42Why?
01:14:43I got it.
01:14:43I got it.
01:14:44We're throwing Mrs. Hooten at it.
01:14:46Meaning me?
01:14:46Come on.
01:14:47Give them a load of that stuff out of those tiny toddling tots.
01:14:49That ought to empty the place.
01:14:50I don't know.
01:14:53That ought to be a good thing.
01:14:54That ought to be a good thing.
01:14:58Go.
01:15:18Go, sir.
01:15:21He's not only deep, but he's goofy.
01:15:23Yeah.
01:15:37Come on!
01:15:38Step on it!
01:15:45What's the funny about that?
01:15:57I guess this is as close as you can get.
01:15:59Yeah.
01:15:59We'll get out here.
01:16:01We?
01:16:02Yeah.
01:16:03There's enough for both of us.
01:16:05Come on, baby.
01:16:06Come on.
01:16:07Come on.
01:16:08Come on.
01:16:08That's the girl.
01:16:09That's the girl.
01:16:10Come on.
01:16:11Come on.
01:16:11There you go.
01:16:12It is my privilege to introduce to you
01:16:14that well-known philanthropist,
01:16:16Mrs. E. Winsop Lemoyne!
01:16:20Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:22I thank you for your support in my efforts
01:16:24to supply milk for those tiny, toddling pops.
01:16:28He's here.
01:16:37That's it, boy.
01:16:38Oh, Agnes.
01:16:39Whoa.
01:16:40Hello, Speed.
01:16:41Look.
01:16:42Here's little Agnes.
01:16:43Well, where did you get that?
01:16:44Oh, I just brought her along for luck.
01:16:47Well, you'll need it.
01:16:49Oh, look out, Agnes.
01:16:50You're heavy.
01:16:55What hit me?
01:16:57He's here.
01:16:57He's here.
01:16:57The tiger's here.
01:16:58Yeah, he's been here, too.
01:16:59What's the matter?
01:17:00What happened?
01:17:00He came in the face with his horse.
01:17:02Oh, this is brutal.
01:17:03I shot that guy last night,
01:17:04but it was only a dream.
01:17:06Get the automatic first of ammonia.
01:17:07Send my bag over there.
01:17:08Huh?
01:17:08Some ammonia.
01:17:09Some ammonia.
01:17:10Some ammonia.
01:17:10Some ammonia.
01:17:11Come on, snap out of it, please.
01:17:12Some ammonia.
01:17:14Some ammonia.
01:17:15Some ammonia.
01:17:17Some ammonia.
01:17:18In some ammonia.
01:17:20In some ammonia.
01:17:21Oh, yeah.
01:17:22Here it is.
01:17:23Here it is.
01:17:25Here it is.
01:17:26Give him a swig of that.
01:17:27Are you out for action?
01:17:28Where's the office?
01:17:29Oh, man.
01:17:30I don't like that stuff.
01:17:31Come on.
01:17:31It'll straighten me out.
01:17:32I'll look at myself.
01:17:42Get this.
01:17:43We've got to make it look good.
01:17:45If you win with one punch,
01:17:46they'll know it's a fake.
01:17:47There's a lot of wise guys around here
01:17:48who'll be throwing pop bottles at us.
01:17:50I've been your manager for a long time.
01:17:51You've paid me a lot of dough.
01:17:53If you've ever listened to me,
01:17:54listen to me now.
01:17:55You've got to make this guy look good
01:17:56for three rounds.
01:17:57What's the matter with you?
01:17:59Nothing.
01:17:59What's the matter with you?
01:18:22Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening.
01:18:25Fifteen rounds of boxing for the middleweight championship of the world.
01:18:29Presenting a boy who, in the short time of six months,
01:18:33has risen to be a leading contender for the middleweight championship.
01:18:38None other than that fighting milkman, Burley Tiger Solomon.
01:18:55Presenting the middleweight champion of the whole world.
01:19:01World Speed McFarland.
01:19:09World firing!
01:19:11Rapparee!
01:19:15Now, both of you boys know the rules of the boxing game.
01:19:18Now, I said both of you boys know the rules of the boxing game.
01:19:21Mr. Thorsten, I might just as well be broke as the way I am now.
01:19:23Well, I'll bet you my end of the first against yours.
01:19:25Hey!
01:19:25Go ahead!
01:19:26Well, whatever you say goes, Mrs. Thorne.
01:19:33Here, take another shot of this.
01:19:45Burley!
01:19:46Burley!
01:19:47Burley!
01:19:47Burley!
01:19:48Burley, don't go in there.
01:19:48You can't fight.
01:19:49I can't what?
01:19:50They framed you.
01:19:51Speed is going to knock you out.
01:19:52You never could fight, Burley.
01:19:53Oh, yes I can.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:55Tiger, snap into it.
01:19:57Burley!
01:19:58I suppose she's right.
01:20:00I suppose I can't fight.
01:20:01Don't take a dame's word for nothing.
01:20:02They never start to think like we open them out.
01:20:03Just walk right out there and give them that one two.
01:20:07She's right.
01:20:08She's right.
01:20:09Hey, look.
01:20:10Here's your good luck charm.
01:20:12Just hang onto this and you can't lose.
01:20:15Here, here.
01:20:16What did I tell you to do?
01:20:18Play around.
01:20:30Hey, your glasses.
01:20:31Huh?
01:20:31Give me your glasses.
01:20:32Oh, yes.
01:20:32Your glasses.
01:20:33Give me your glasses.
01:20:34Wait a minute now.
01:20:34Wait a minute.
01:20:35He won't let me.
01:20:36Hey, wait a minute.
01:20:37Get those doors.
01:20:38Huh?
01:20:39Will you get my foot out of there?
01:20:40Wait a minute.
01:20:41A little hurry up there.
01:20:42It hurts me.
01:20:42Oh, for goodness sake.
01:20:44I know.
01:20:45Come on.
01:20:46Come on.
01:20:46Come on.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48Come on.
01:20:48Come on.
01:20:52Come on.
01:20:54Come on.
01:20:55Come on.
01:20:57Come on.
01:20:59Come on.
01:20:59Come on.
01:21:06Come on.
01:21:09Come on.
01:21:10Come on.
01:21:11Come on.
01:21:14Come on.
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:16Come on.
01:21:16Come on.
01:21:18Come on.
01:21:18Come on.
01:21:24Help him out, boys!
01:21:26Lay! Lay!
01:22:10One, two, three, four, five, six, one!
01:22:20Seven, eight, seven, eight.
01:22:43Gee, Speed, I'm sorry I hurt you.
01:22:45I guess I didn't realize how strong I was.
01:22:47Come on, give out of hell. Leave me alone.
01:22:49Riley, before all the press, I'm going to make you an offer.
01:22:53If you'll resign from the ring, the undefeated champion of the world,
01:22:56I'll make you my partner in the dairy business.
01:23:00Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Austin.
01:23:02Wilbur?
01:23:04Say, boy, you make me mighty happy tonight.
01:23:06You know, everybody should be happy tonight.
01:23:08Now, Speed here, he's all right, and then there's Sis, she...
01:23:12What about Gabby?
01:23:13Oh, yeah, what about Gabby? We've got to do something.
01:23:15Say, couldn't you make him your general manager?
01:23:18He could give the boys up and at him.
01:23:19Well, anything you say goes, partner.
01:23:21But what about Speed here?
01:23:22Oh, Speed, he's fine. He's a wealthy man.
01:23:25You see, I bet all his money on me.
01:23:26They gave me three new ones, the darn proofs.
01:23:28Oh, My God!
01:23:30I bet all your Ronnie esteem,
01:23:33Oh, my God!
01:23:36Ah!
01:23:36Oh, my God!
01:23:39Oh, my God!
01:23:45oh, my God.
01:23:49Oh, my God!
01:23:56It's research.
01:23:56Oh, my God!
01:23:57Oh, my God!
01:23:58Oh, my God.
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