Eight different couples experience the joys and difficulties of relationships, with each having conversations immediately after sex.
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00:01:30Throw your TVs out by the ring and shout, it's a beautiful life.
00:01:57It's all here.
00:01:59My beautiful, it's your magic, I've been right.
00:02:26You're the only one for the rest of my life.
00:02:36And as my body quits, I feel your world in it.
00:02:44It's a beautiful life.
00:02:49You're the only one for the rest of my life.
00:03:17It's a beautiful life.
00:03:21It's a beautiful life.
00:03:44You're the only one for the rest of my life.
00:03:46You're the only one for the rest of my life.
00:03:52You're the only one for me that us men just do not have.
00:03:55Oh, yeah?
00:03:56And what is this one luxury, might I ask, maybe?
00:04:01Let me get my breath, I don't want to tell you.
00:04:03I don't want to spell it out for you.
00:04:05I don't know.
00:04:05How do I know it's going to be pure genius?
00:04:22Fine.
00:04:24Look, no matter how I say this, I'm going to be the fucking asshole, so I'm just going
00:04:28to come out and say it, alright?
00:04:31This whole equality thing is crap.
00:04:35God, you've got a gift for delivery.
00:04:36It's bullshit.
00:04:37Look, just hear me out.
00:04:38All I'm saying is that you and I are not equal.
00:04:40Sure, we all slave away at our dead-end stupid-ass jobs just like each other.
00:04:46But there's a difference.
00:04:47The luxury.
00:04:49The one luxury that we do not have.
00:04:52And?
00:04:55It is not okay for us to be dependent on someone else.
00:04:58What?
00:04:59Exactly that.
00:05:00Look, you can work your ass off.
00:05:01You can go to college, you can get a degree, you can get a job, just like me.
00:05:05But what I can't do is say fuck it and choose to depend on someone else.
00:05:10Only women have that right.
00:05:11If I do it, I'm a bum or a gigolo.
00:05:14If you do it, you're a housewife.
00:05:15Or, even better yet, a domestic engineer.
00:05:19Give me a fucking break.
00:05:21You're right.
00:05:22I know.
00:05:24You're the fucking asshole.
00:05:28Come on.
00:05:29Where are you going?
00:05:31Flush down your demon seeds.
00:05:34You know, it's incredible to me how someone who appears to be so smart can be so fucking dumb.
00:05:41Yeah, well you're just pissed off that you know that shit's all true.
00:05:44Fucking hamstring.
00:05:46Whatever.
00:05:48Tell me that it's not.
00:05:49Whatever.
00:05:50Yeah, you know.
00:05:50Kiss my ass.
00:05:52Why is it we always get into these heated discussions right when we're done having sex?
00:05:58Maybe because I'm left unsatisfied and need to take my frustrations out somewhere.
00:06:04That's not what you were screaming a couple of minutes ago.
00:06:06Yeah.
00:06:07What was I screaming?
00:06:08Oh, Chris.
00:06:09Stop.
00:06:10Chris, stop.
00:06:11Oh, stop.
00:06:11Chris, please don't stop.
00:06:13Ow.
00:06:14You just hit me in the balls.
00:06:15Good.
00:06:15You deserve it.
00:06:26Sit down.
00:06:27No.
00:06:34So.
00:06:36So.
00:06:37When do you think you're just gonna come out and say it?
00:06:40Say what?
00:06:41How deeply in love with me you are.
00:06:44In your dreams.
00:06:46Baby, it's all right.
00:06:48I know.
00:06:50Christopher, could you be more full of yourself?
00:06:52I could.
00:06:54I just choose to keep my arrogance toned down around women I'm giving the hot beef injection
00:06:58to.
00:06:59What are you in third grade?
00:07:01What, you don't like hot beef injection?
00:07:02How about my one-eyed snake?
00:07:04My dodger dog.
00:07:05My giggle stick.
00:07:07You're impossible.
00:07:08I'm cheap and I'm easy.
00:07:10Tell all your friends.
00:07:11Do you ever stop?
00:07:12I'll stop when you admit your everlasting love for me.
00:07:15Well, then you better get comfortable, Mr. Giggle Stick.
00:07:18I'm good.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:23Good.
00:07:26Seriously, Les, I mean, I know that you have feelings for me.
00:07:35Where is this coming from?
00:07:36I mean, I thought we were just having fun here.
00:07:38Isn't that what you say?
00:07:40We're friends who fuck.
00:07:41I'm being serious here.
00:07:42Like, why is that so hard for you to admit?
00:07:44Because we're friends, Christopher.
00:07:46That's all we ever are.
00:07:47That's all we'll ever be.
00:07:49Friends.
00:07:52I mean, look at us.
00:07:53It would never work.
00:07:54You're way too fast for me and I'm way too demanding for you and...
00:08:01And I like the way things are.
00:08:05Don't you?
00:08:06I just thought...
00:08:11Never mind.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14No, no, never mind.
00:08:14You're right.
00:08:20You couldn't handle me anyway.
00:08:23Excuse me?
00:08:24I believe I just handled you three times if I'm not mistaken.
00:08:27Is that what you call handling?
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:28Because I was taking it easy on you.
00:08:31I sent broads to the chiropractor.
00:08:34God, if only your dick was as big as your ego.
00:08:37If it was, I wouldn't be able to walk around.
00:08:39And neither would you for that matter.
00:08:46Anyway, I don't hear you complaining.
00:08:49That's because you never shut up long enough for me to get a word in.
00:08:52You love my dick as much as you love me.
00:08:54Oh, shit.
00:08:56You know what I think?
00:08:57Uh-uh, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me.
00:08:59I think that you're the one who's in love with me and you're just projecting.
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03No.
00:09:03That's it.
00:09:04You're trying to get me to admit to loving you because you're too much of an insecure
00:09:08pussy to just come out and admit it.
00:09:11Well, you've obviously put a lot of thought to this.
00:09:13Actually, no.
00:09:14It's just this brilliant realization that came to me.
00:09:16Are you saying that, given the extreme unlikelihood that I actually did have feelings
00:09:22for you, that if I were to make those known, that you would then step to the plate
00:09:26and acknowledge your undying love for me?
00:09:28I'm not letting you have the hook like that.
00:09:30Like what?
00:09:30It doesn't work like that, Christopher.
00:09:32Love is not negotiable.
00:09:34Oh.
00:09:35Maybe everything's negotiable.
00:09:37Not love.
00:09:38Not love.
00:09:39Love is a guessing game.
00:09:43And that's the beauty of it.
00:09:44There's no guarantees.
00:09:45It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep.
00:09:50And sure, yeah, if it's shallow, you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down.
00:09:57But if it's deep, you know, it's a leap of faith.
00:10:08It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees, dude.
00:10:11And that's what life's about.
00:10:14Okay, you know those carnival games, right?
00:10:17And you know how some of them are really hard to win and some of them are super easy and
00:10:21everyone wins?
00:10:22Sure.
00:10:23It's just that that's the difference between love and sex.
00:10:28Sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser.
00:10:35And love is the game that's really hard to win.
00:10:44But if you do and you get to take home that life-size stuffed rhinoceros,
00:10:51it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic keychain.
00:11:18You got a fucked up way of explaining shit.
00:11:21I mean, fuck.
00:11:32Goodnight, Christopher.
00:11:42Goodnight.
00:11:42Bye.
00:11:43Bye.
00:12:21Bye.
00:12:38I love you.
00:12:44I love you, too.
00:12:46Bye.
00:13:00Bye.
00:13:10I'm not gay now, am I?
00:13:13I don't know. Did you like it?
00:13:17No.
00:13:18Then no, you're not gay.
00:13:20But at least now you're sure.
00:13:24You sore?
00:13:28A little.
00:13:29Gets better.
00:13:30Yeah?
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:35I don't care.
00:13:37Whatever.
00:13:40You know, you don't have to feel bad about this.
00:13:42About what?
00:13:43About us having fun. There's nothing wrong with it.
00:13:45I know. I'm just... I'm not gay, so...
00:13:47I'm just saying, you don't have to feel bad about it.
00:13:50Everyone fools around at least once, whether they admit it or not.
00:13:54I can't tell you how many straight boys I've had this same conversation with.
00:13:57What conversation is that?
00:14:03The talk you down from the ledge conversation.
00:14:09What ledge, man? What are you talking about?
00:14:11You're frat boys. You're all the same.
00:14:14You're all caught up in this bullshit machismo world that is forced upon you.
00:14:18So you're afraid to have a sensitive side.
00:14:21Bullshit.
00:14:22Bullshit in my ass. Right now you're a jumper.
00:14:24I so wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about right now.
00:14:27You're on the ledge, ready to jump,
00:14:29because you can't deal with the fact that you liked having sex with a man.
00:14:33What? It's true.
00:14:36And then I come in and I give you this whole shtick about how you're not gay,
00:14:40and everyone does it at least once.
00:14:42And then eventually you come back down off that ledge.
00:14:44But now you're still left with a hint of regret and guilt.
00:14:47And you push it deep down inside and it's locked away never to be mentioned again.
00:14:53Just a distant memory that you'll come to deny ever even happened.
00:14:57It's a college campus cliché.
00:14:59The homophobic frat boy that loves it in the ass,
00:15:02but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
00:15:06It's sad, really.
00:15:11Not me.
00:15:12Whatever.
00:15:13Whatever.
00:15:17I'm not homophobic.
00:15:18You're kidding me.
00:15:19I'm not homophobic.
00:15:20Then why keep it a secret?
00:15:21Because it's nobody's fucking business.
00:15:23You think I can't read you?
00:15:25You're the definition of homophobic.
00:15:27The mere thought of the possibility of you being gay scares you beyond belief.
00:15:31Parking up the wrong tree.
00:15:32Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:15:34What the fuck's your problem?
00:15:35I'm not the one with the problem, boy.
00:15:36Don't call me boy, you fucking faggot.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:44There it is.
00:15:45I was waiting for it.
00:15:46What?
00:15:47You just proved my entire point.
00:15:48Because I called you a faggot?
00:15:50Bingo.
00:15:50What the fuck does that mean, bingo?
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:53I'm really tired and I'm sick of having to explain everything to you.
00:15:56So if you don't mind, I'd rather you just leave.
00:16:00Why do you do it?
00:16:05What do you care?
00:16:11I want to know.
00:16:16You really want to know why?
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:28Power.
00:16:31Power.
00:16:31Power.
00:16:39My whole life, starting from grade school up until the point I came out of the closet, I was beaten
00:16:47up, ridiculed, made fun of, and completely alienated because of the way I was born. Because I'm attracted to guys.
00:17:01You can't fucking imagine how powerless this makes someone feel. How powerless I felt. All through high school I had
00:17:09to hide who I was for fear of people finding out the truth.
00:17:17I even dated girls. I even dated girls. I had sex with them. Just so that people thought that I
00:17:25was straight. That I was normal. And it tore me up inside. To the point where...
00:17:44Never mind.
00:17:46Never mind.
00:17:47What?
00:17:49Nothing. Um, forget it.
00:17:52Please. What?
00:17:57I tried to kill myself, alright? I tried to commit fucking suicide because I couldn't deal with who I was.
00:18:08And I was afraid of people finding out the truth about me.
00:18:12Are you serious?
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:16I hated myself for who I was.
00:18:21For who I am.
00:18:32It's kind of pathetic, huh?
00:18:34No, man, it's not.
00:18:38Yeah, well, eventually, once I got to college, I wasn't too different from you. I joined a frat and drank
00:18:46lots of beer and made the usual homoerotic gay jokes.
00:18:52Then I met a guy. And...
00:18:58He wasn't too different from you and me.
00:19:04He helped me accept who I am.
00:19:07Just a regular person.
00:19:09Just like everyone else.
00:19:14And I was kind of crazy because as soon as I made the decision to come out, that feeling of
00:19:20powerlessness just vanished.
00:19:24Granted, I still had to deal with my family and friends, but...
00:19:30As soon as I made that decision that I was happy, that I loved myself, it didn't matter what anyone
00:19:36else thought.
00:19:38It was like, fuck them if they can't deal with it.
00:19:41I'm gay.
00:19:42I've always been gay.
00:19:44And I always will be gay.
00:19:48That's quite cool, man.
00:20:23You think I'm like how you are?
00:20:26I'm not arrogant enough to pretend to know who you are.
00:20:30You might be like me.
00:20:31You might just be curious.
00:20:34But either way, whatever you are, don't try and cater to other people's ideas of what you should be.
00:20:44But just be you.
00:20:56So, are you?
00:21:00I'm gay.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:12I don't know.
00:21:17Still trying to figure out if I liked it.
00:21:24You wanna give it another shot?
00:21:28Maybe you're a pitcher.
00:21:33As long as you promise not to tell him.
00:21:42Yeah, why not?
00:21:54You okay?
00:21:57I think so.
00:22:01Did you bleed?
00:22:08It doesn't look like it.
00:22:12Did the condom stay on?
00:22:21Did it feel good?
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:30Did it feel good for you?
00:22:33I don't know.
00:22:34Kinda hurt, but towards the end I think it started to feel good.
00:22:38You think?
00:22:40It all happened so fast.
00:22:42What do you mean?
00:22:43It was just over kinda quickly.
00:22:45It was my first time too.
00:22:46Oh, no, I know.
00:22:47I wasn't complaining.
00:22:50I just...
00:22:51I don't know.
00:22:52I feel kinda weird just lying here naked with you.
00:22:54Yeah, me too.
00:22:57The only other time a girl see me naked was when Sherry Kelly gave me a blowjob in the 10th
00:23:00grade.
00:23:00Sherry Kelly sucked her dick?
00:23:03You didn't know that?
00:23:05How would I know that?
00:23:06Everyone at school knows.
00:23:08I threw up on her.
00:23:11What?
00:23:12Yeah, it was my first blowjob.
00:23:14Came the moment her lips touched my dick.
00:23:17Anyway, she was cleaning me up down there.
00:23:20I got so nervous I threw up.
00:23:22On her?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24All over.
00:23:26She's never spoken to me since.
00:23:29So, that's why she doesn't talk to you?
00:23:32Yup.
00:23:33I can't believe she told people that.
00:23:35Well, in her defense the only person she told was Becky Matsuhara.
00:23:39Becky was the evil bitch who told everyone else.
00:23:41They called me Pukey Sam the Minuteman for a whole year after that.
00:23:45Constantly reminded her just how much high school sucks ass.
00:23:49I'm sorry.
00:23:51Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:23:52It was a long time ago.
00:23:53Anyway, Becky got hit by a garbage truck and died almost a year later to the day.
00:23:58The universe works in wonderful and mysterious ways.
00:24:05So, this really was your first time?
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:11What?
00:24:12I don't know. It's just kind of cool, that's all.
00:24:15Just losing our fraternity together.
00:24:21Oh shit.
00:24:22Who is that?
00:24:23I don't know.
00:24:24I thought you said your parents were at work.
00:24:26They were, I thought they were.
00:24:27Fuck.
00:24:27Get dressed really quick.
00:24:29Get under the, get under the...
00:24:32Hurry.
00:24:41Hey.
00:24:42Hi, Mom.
00:24:44What are you doing?
00:24:45Nothing.
00:24:46Just lying down.
00:24:48I'm a little tired.
00:24:49Well, were you talking to someone?
00:24:51No.
00:24:53I mean, yeah.
00:24:54Um, it was Bree.
00:24:55I just got off the phone with her.
00:24:57Christy, what's going on here?
00:24:59What do you mean?
00:25:00Did you have someone over here?
00:25:02No, why?
00:25:03You sure?
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05Then why does it smell in here?
00:25:08Mom, I, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:25:11Christy, I want you to swear that no one was over here.
00:25:15I swear.
00:25:18Okay.
00:25:25Christy, you know that you can talk to me, right?
00:25:28Yeah, sure.
00:25:29I mean about boys and, um, sex.
00:25:33Mom.
00:25:35I don't know if your father and I ever had that talk with you.
00:25:39Mom.
00:25:40You know, the sex talk.
00:25:42Anyway, it goes like this.
00:25:43It, um, when, when you reach a certain age, you...
00:25:47You, you start having feelings and...
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:50Yeah, I know.
00:25:53Oh, you do?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:55I've known since the sixth grade.
00:25:57Don't you remember when I walked in on you and Dad doing it dressed like Superman and Lois Lane?
00:26:01While Tim the creepy guy next door took notes dressed as Jimmy the reporter?
00:26:06Oh, yeah.
00:26:10Well, um...
00:26:12Good.
00:26:13Good.
00:26:13Right.
00:26:13Uh, so I'm here if you, if you ever want to talk to me, right?
00:26:17And, um, if you ever are going to do anything, just please be careful.
00:26:27And, um, use, um, you know, a condom.
00:26:34Mom.
00:26:35Okay, okay.
00:26:36I just, I just want you to be...
00:26:38I just want you to be all right.
00:26:40I'm fine, Mom.
00:26:41Thanks.
00:26:50Christy?
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:53Better get him out of here before your father gets home.
00:27:05Shit.
00:27:14I am so fucked.
00:27:15Are you?
00:27:16Yeah, you are too, unless you get the hell out of here.
00:27:19Enough said.
00:27:21What are you doing?
00:27:24Going out the balcony.
00:27:25What does it look like?
00:27:26Just go out the front door.
00:27:27My mom already knows you're here.
00:27:28I'm not walking past your mom after she knows we just did it.
00:27:31You can deal with an entire high school full of people knowing you threw up during your first blowjob, but
00:27:35you can't walk past my mom.
00:27:36Good point.
00:27:46Nice.
00:27:46Yeah, it was nice.
00:27:50Get out of here!
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:17Bye.
00:28:19Bye.
00:28:39Well, that was nice.
00:28:41Oh, yeah?
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43You want to do it again?
00:28:45No, no, no.
00:28:46Right now.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47I just want to marinate in this for a while.
00:28:59You do know this is just casual, right?
00:29:03Yeah, of course.
00:29:04Okay.
00:29:05Okay, because I don't want you freaking out on me catching feelings and shit.
00:29:09Look, I'm not into girls.
00:29:10I just like my pussy licked.
00:29:12And you like to lick it.
00:29:14That's our dynamic.
00:29:15No more, no less.
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:18I just want you to get it through your head right now.
00:29:20Yeah.
00:29:20That's all.
00:29:21Understood.
00:29:22No feelings whatsoever.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:26Anyway, I'm not, I'm not gay either.
00:29:28You know, this is, it's fun.
00:29:32Okay, whatever.
00:29:33Look, you don't have to hide the fact that you're gay.
00:29:35I don't care.
00:29:35No.
00:29:36Look, you can do whatever you want.
00:29:38I just don't want you falling in love with me.
00:29:40That's all.
00:29:41I don't have patience for that type of bullshit man or woman.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:51Nikki.
00:29:53You think I'm gay?
00:29:55Aren't you?
00:29:58I mean, I don't know.
00:30:00Well, anyone that likes pussy as much as you do has got to be gay.
00:30:04I like guys too, okay?
00:30:07Really?
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:07When was the last time you were with a guy?
00:30:10High school.
00:30:11Okay.
00:30:12Did you like it?
00:30:15That's what I thought.
00:30:16Look, who cares, okay?
00:30:17You like pussy?
00:30:18I like dicks.
00:30:19No big deal.
00:30:19Whoa, whoa.
00:30:20Like, do you have to be so crude about it?
00:30:22Who's that?
00:30:23I mean, like, I don't know.
00:30:25You can be, you can be really abrasive sometimes.
00:30:29You know, that's all.
00:30:31Well, no.
00:30:32That's the way I talk.
00:30:33Look, if you don't like it, too fucking bad, okay?
00:30:36I'm blunt.
00:30:37I call it as I see it.
00:30:38Really?
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:40You're an aspiring rug muncher who makes me cum.
00:30:43Well, I'm a raging bitch who loves the cock.
00:30:46That's the reality of the situation.
00:30:48Look, the only reason I let you go down on me
00:30:50is because it's been a little slow around the dorms lately.
00:30:52And, well, frankly, I'm a little bored
00:30:54with the selection of available fucksticks around here, okay?
00:30:59Oh, Jesus, Kat, please, please do not get emotional on me.
00:31:02I'm not.
00:31:03Yes, you are.
00:31:04I'm a cunt, and you should know that, okay?
00:31:06You're my fucking roommate, for Christ's sake.
00:31:08Have you ever seen me be nice to anyone?
00:31:09No.
00:31:10No, I guess not.
00:31:11Okay, exactly.
00:31:12It's just that, like, you're so different
00:31:15when we're fooling around, you know?
00:31:19Well, yeah, I mean, that's because you're getting me off.
00:31:22Oh, my God, like...
00:31:24What?
00:31:24Maybe it's the only time I'm able to surprise my fucking bitchness
00:31:27long enough to appear like a decent human being.
00:31:30Look, just in case I haven't made it clear to you, Kat, I'm not.
00:31:39All right, Kat.
00:31:45You do know you're gay, right?
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:51Is that the first time you've ever said that?
00:31:54What, that I'm gay?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59Well, come on, my mother.
00:32:01Let's go.
00:32:01Shut up.
00:32:02Look, Kat, I'm serious, okay?
00:32:04It's like you're being honest with yourself about who you are.
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:08Maybe a little bit of me's ribbing off on you.
00:32:11Oh, God forbid.
00:32:12Well, look, as fucked up as I may be,
00:32:15I must have some redeeming qualities, right?
00:32:18You definitely have a few.
00:32:20You are a slut.
00:32:22I can deal with that, okay?
00:32:24Just do me a favor, like, don't repeat this conversation, okay?
00:32:27Okay?
00:32:28Okay.
00:32:28As long as you don't tell anybody they give me steady orgasms.
00:32:31Deal.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:35So, what, you don't want anyone to know?
00:32:37No, it's not that.
00:32:38It's just, like, I want to do it on my own timeline, you know?
00:32:42And besides, it's nobody's business.
00:32:44Eventually, I am going to come out.
00:32:47To your parents know?
00:32:48Fuck no.
00:32:49They would shit a solid gold brick if they were to find out.
00:32:52Listen to you, Miss Potty Mouth.
00:32:55Oh, well, it must be sexually contracted.
00:32:57Oh, man, maybe.
00:32:59But, okay, I mean, listen, Cap, what are they going to do when they find out?
00:33:03Oh, first they'll probably disown me.
00:33:05Then after a while of not speaking to me, they'll act like they're doing me a favor by having me
00:33:10explain to them exactly why I'm making the decision to be gay.
00:33:16Oh, my God, that is just so fucked up.
00:33:19Can you tell me about it?
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:23So, what's it taste like, anyway?
00:33:26What?
00:33:28Pussy?
00:33:32I don't know.
00:33:36Seriously, I want to know.
00:33:40Well...
00:33:42You want to know?
00:33:43Oh, come on.
00:33:44I don't want to know that bad, okay?
00:33:46I'm just curious is all.
00:33:47Oh.
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:50It tastes good.
00:33:53I like it.
00:33:54Oh, really?
00:33:55I know you like it.
00:33:56Okay?
00:33:57I just, I mean, like, what does it taste like?
00:34:00Look, does it taste like chicken?
00:34:02Does it taste like potatoes?
00:34:04I mean, does it taste like tuna?
00:34:05Don't.
00:34:06Oh, I can't.
00:34:07Well, you know, it smells like tuna.
00:34:09No, it depends, okay?
00:34:10It depends.
00:34:12It's always a little different, and...
00:34:17I guess it's a little salty.
00:34:20And everybody's unique.
00:34:25What do I taste like?
00:34:29What?
00:34:31You asked, Mickey.
00:34:33I know, but I just...
00:34:35I just...
00:34:36I mean, like, I would just assume it's nasty, so...
00:34:38Why?
00:34:40It's a moist cavity between your legs, Kat.
00:34:43A moist cavity?
00:34:45I mean...
00:34:45It is, okay?
00:34:46It sometimes gets sweaty, so it sometimes smells.
00:34:49It's just...
00:34:50It's just a little gross.
00:34:52No, it's not.
00:34:53You definitely...
00:34:55You want it clean.
00:35:03You honestly want to know what you taste like?
00:35:08Well, I asked, didn't I?
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13Come here.
00:35:21Nobody likes it.
00:35:39You taste...
00:35:42So fucking good.
00:35:48Okay, I'm no less, but that was really hot.
00:35:52Yeah?
00:35:52Mm-hmm.
00:35:54You almost may want to go down on you.
00:35:58Really?
00:35:59Almost.
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:09I forgot how fun that was.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:12Yeah, well, speak for yourself, old-timer.
00:36:15I'm gonna hunt down and kill that doctor who gave you those pills.
00:36:20Mmm.
00:36:24Can I ask you something?
00:36:26I hate when you do that.
00:36:28Ask me if you can ask me something.
00:36:30You're already asking me something by asking if you can ask me something.
00:36:33Okay, I'm sorry.
00:36:35So?
00:36:35No.
00:36:37Well, if you had the chance to go back in time and change things, you know, like you and I
00:36:40being together.
00:36:42Would you?
00:36:43Would I change anything if I could go back in time?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:49No.
00:36:50God, no.
00:36:53Gee, I wouldn't change a single thing.
00:36:57I couldn't have dreamed up a better life in my best night's sleep.
00:37:03You're still my knight in shining armor.
00:37:06Always have been.
00:37:07Always will be.
00:37:09You're just as amazing as the first night I met you.
00:37:13Who would have thought we would have found love at a gangbang?
00:37:21Do you remember that key party where old Walter Cotton couldn't get his pecker out of my ass?
00:37:27Oh, yeah.
00:37:29I remember the look on his face.
00:37:30Oh, sure do.
00:37:32It was like a helpless pup locked up with a bitchin' heap.
00:37:38All he was missing was the amused owner chasing us with a water hose.
00:37:44Do you remember what his wife Diane said after he finally got it out?
00:37:48Oh, yeah. She said, who wants pudding?
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:52Oh.
00:37:54Oh, he was a kick in the pants, huh?
00:37:59And hung like a horse.
00:38:01You ain't lying.
00:38:02He had a dick so big to choke a donkey.
00:38:04Looked like a baby's leg, didn't it?
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06A fat baby.
00:38:09Sex was different back then.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:13Everything was so much more free, you know?
00:38:16No rules.
00:38:17No inhibitions.
00:38:19No jealousies.
00:38:20No shaved pubic hair.
00:38:22Mm-hmm.
00:38:24And no diseases that you couldn't take care of with a visit to the doctor and a quick shot of
00:38:28penicillin.
00:38:28Today, let me tell you something, these kids gotta wear a coat of armor before they park their car into
00:38:32any woman's garage.
00:38:33Mm-hmm.
00:38:34I would wear three for four.
00:38:35Yeah, you would.
00:38:37Do you remember the night I brought home?
00:38:41Luann and Cecilia after the Jefferson Airplane Show at the Fillmore?
00:38:46The summer of 1969.
00:38:48Uh-huh.
00:38:48I couldn't forget that if I tried.
00:38:50No matter how long we live, I'll never be able to repay you for that night.
00:38:54I didn't know this thing was possible.
00:38:56Oh, yeah, it's possible.
00:38:58Hurts like a son of a gun, but it's possible.
00:39:00That girl was crying.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:03She had pleasure and pain at the same time.
00:39:05Ah!
00:39:06Ah!
00:39:07Ah!
00:39:07Ah!
00:39:08Well, it hurt.
00:39:10Yeah.
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:11I said, damn, why'd it hurt?
00:39:12Somebody got your fist up your damn thing, girl.
00:39:14Oh, God.
00:39:16It's gonna be feel good.
00:39:20Muah!
00:39:29What do you think the kids would think if they knew about us?
00:39:34What, you mean about our past?
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:37You mean the swapping and the sex stuff?
00:39:42Yes, you numbskull.
00:39:45I swear, sometimes I think you're as thick-headed as a mule.
00:39:48You don't have to be so nasty.
00:39:50Maybe they have heart attacks.
00:39:52You think?
00:39:53Who's gonna think about their parents doing the bang, bang, bang?
00:39:56You know?
00:39:56Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:39:58Daddy got his drawers off, big old butt chicken up in there.
00:40:00Bang, bang, bang.
00:40:01Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:40:03Oh, shh. Stop.
00:40:07I always wondered if they knew.
00:40:14Nah.
00:40:15No way.
00:40:16Mm-mm.
00:40:17Mm-mm.
00:40:18Do you think, uh, do you think they'd be ashamed?
00:40:22I don't know.
00:40:22It's hard to figure out what they think.
00:40:26Yeah, well, I guess there's no use in worrying about it now.
00:40:29No use at all.
00:40:30Let me tell you something.
00:40:31We made our decisions and we lived through them.
00:40:33And now we're here.
00:40:34What more can we ask for?
00:40:37Yeah, you're right.
00:40:37I know I'm right, baby doll.
00:40:41After 40 years of marriage, you'd think you would figure that out by now.
00:40:4535 years, Gene.
00:40:4740 sugar dumplings.
00:40:4835, honey bun.
00:40:50Cupcakes.
00:40:5240.
00:40:53Gene.
00:40:53Hmm?
00:40:55What year were we married?
00:40:5840 years ago.
00:41:01Good.
00:41:03You-a-do-do-bop, de-ba.
00:41:05La-dee-da-dee-da.
00:41:06Le-lee-lo-loo-le-l-e-le-l-e-la.
00:41:08Le-lee-loo-le-loo-le-le-loo.
00:41:11You ever think we ended up here?
00:41:14What do you mean, here?
00:41:16You know, me and you together, old.
00:41:19We're not that old.
00:41:23We're no spring chickens, I tell you that.
00:41:25Well, we're not old.
00:41:26Old is Bea Arthur and Bob Hope.
00:41:30What's that guy that owns everything?
00:41:32Tia Turner?
00:41:33Yeah, but they're old.
00:41:35We're not old.
00:41:37We're refined.
00:41:38But Bob Hope is dead.
00:41:41Yeah, that's real.
00:41:44But to answer your question,
00:41:46I don't know if I ever thought we'd end up here.
00:41:49I don't know.
00:41:52I hoped.
00:41:54Yeah, me too.
00:41:56You know, out of all the other women I buried my bone in,
00:42:01and you know me, I buried my bone in a lot of them,
00:42:04there was never anyone but you.
00:42:08You've always had a way with words, G.
00:42:14Old sweet thing you call me.
00:42:16Don't call me old.
00:42:17I like it.
00:42:24Fuck you!
00:42:26Fuck me!
00:42:27God damn it!
00:42:29Come on for me!
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:30Oh!
00:42:33Oh!
00:42:35Can't you come a little quicker?
00:42:37Yeah, bro.
00:42:40Oh, buddy.
00:42:45Oh, man.
00:42:47It was rock...
00:42:48Rock and roll, man.
00:42:50Look at everybody.
00:42:52Oh!
00:42:53Oh, fuck!
00:42:58Oh!
00:42:59Oh!
00:43:00Oh!
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:02Oh!
00:43:04Oh, fuck it!
00:43:13god our friends are so fucking gay man tell me about it so what do you think i don't know
00:43:20any other ideas well i don't know we could stay up all night and have sex like rock stars keep
00:43:25up the neighbors sweat shake the earth sounds pretty nice but you know i wasn't joking my ass
00:43:34kind of hurts wanna go catch a movie or something i am what's up not much seems the only entertainment
00:43:42i've been getting from going to the theaters watching some poor sap pay 12.50 to see some
00:43:46half-ass recycled excuse for a motion picture yeah man well we're two of those poor saps mister
00:44:00i wanna drive i'm driving
00:44:11so uh how's this gonna work man what do you mean i mean how's this gonna work
00:44:21you mean us yes bob i don't know neil why you ask because i want to fucking know that's why
00:44:28well i don't have a fucking answer all right
00:44:33my ass is so sore well don't expect me to be the fucking bitch in this relationship
00:44:39you got it i'm the butch i've always been the butch i'll always be the butch
00:44:48neil's a fucking butch you know what i mean fucking christ we have to have the state of union
00:44:53talk right yeah yeah we do what i'm no bitch well that's our problem einstein why does it have
00:45:01to be a fucking problem that's the way it fucking works man there's a bitch and there's a butch
00:45:06i don't make the rules okay that's so passe passe yes passe ladies and gentlemen i believe we found
00:45:17ourselves a bitch pull over pull over just because the heterosexual public has a uniform stereotype of
00:45:33what a normal gay couples dynamic should be doesn't mean that we the gay community have to abide by their
00:45:40small-minded perceptions and their inability to think outside the box so what are you proposing
00:45:46i'm not proposing anything i'm just saying that just because people expect a bitch and a butch this
00:45:52that doesn't mean that's the way it has to be i mean look at ingrid and sarah they're both
00:45:58fucking butch as fuck and they've been handling together for like over five and a half years man
00:46:07right lesbians are so ahead of the curve they are they're on top of their fucking game man
00:46:12and you don't see the two of them feeling bad for not fitting into the socially expected archetypes of
00:46:19what a happy gay couple should be neil i just i don't i don't understand why this is bothering you
00:46:25so
00:46:25much i don't know it's just that all the gay couples we know there's a masculine and a femme so
00:46:35i don't know it's just rare that a gay couple breaks the mold that's all i think you're forgetting
00:46:40about the first gay couple man who's that r2d2 and c-3po what are you talking about c-3po is
00:46:49a total
00:46:49bitch oh lord did you hope we make it to the launch pad on time hurry r2 hurry faggots man
00:46:58faggot talk
00:47:00yeah but what was r2 then oh okay i think i see where you're going with this see i mean
00:47:06some can
00:47:07argue that r2 was the bitch i mean for constantly putting up with 3po and continuing to hang out with
00:47:13them even though they're persistent nagging by that british twat you made your point
00:47:19but a small side note r2 and 3po weren't the first gay couple shut up of course they were nope
00:47:28you're
00:47:28wrong who was it then gilligan and the skipper oh shit yeah i thought about it like that you never
00:47:37thought about that you kidding me you never noticed the pet name little buddy come on and the fact that
00:47:43ginger and marianne those fine little pieces of ass never got any action from either one of them
00:47:50they were fucking odd too yeah if they only had dicks
00:47:54had a mouthful oh yeah so i guess no one has to be the bitch neil neither of us are
00:48:05capable of being the
00:48:06bitch you're the lead singer of a hairband and i'm a high school football coach
00:48:11we both hate the fuck out of barbara streisand yeah listen i don't know how it works but it does
00:48:17all right and i'm not gonna change and i know you're not gonna change so why should we
00:48:23fucking change damn it i mean you're happy right oh yeah and i'm happy too yeah so fuck everyone
00:48:39yeah yeah yeah thanks for what for just being you yeah no problem
00:48:52what what what i'm glad we're together you know and i'm really glad we can talk the way we do
00:49:01you
00:49:01know i'm just i'm i've never been able to talk to someone the way i talk to you how'd this
00:49:09suddenly
00:49:09turn into an after school special man come on you know it's because you're a manly man doesn't mean
00:49:16you can't have a heart yeah i'm being real here i'm just saying i don't
00:49:25i just want you to know that i appreciate you know you're serious yeah i'm serious cool thanks
00:49:41i appreciate you too you know i'm sorry if i uh don't express my feelings it's just i don't
00:49:48it's not really my thing you know jesus now i sound like i'm an after school special
00:49:57it's okay i know you do
00:50:22why did we do this i don't know it was good though
00:50:28it was always good that was never the problem with this david yeah so what was the problem
00:50:36the problem was you
00:50:41me yeah you you're emotionally unavailable and completely unwilling to open yourself up to anyone
00:50:49uh that is not true i'm completely open with yesenia her name's yesenia yeah what's wrong with
00:50:57that nothing never mind anyway that's why we're no longer together whether you want to fess up to it
00:51:05or not oh so you're saying the only reason that we broke up was because of me yeah what about
00:51:12you
00:51:14what about me let's see you were uh totally jealous completely insecure and always certain that i was
00:51:21cheating on you you were always cheating on me yeah but you didn't know that
00:51:29here's what your problem is geordie you are unable to trust anyone that's
00:51:33bullshit i trust greg
00:51:37wait his name is greg like greg brady i love that guy i used to watch that guy growing up
00:51:41i'm a big fan
00:51:44yes so he's nice and he doesn't stick his dick in everything that moves
00:51:51so i like women so what david when you're with someone you know together the idea is that you're
00:52:00only with them i told you my weaknesses from the very beginning you also told me you'd change you
00:52:07said you loved me i did love you and yet you still managed to the majority of my friends one
00:52:14in my own
00:52:14bed no less oh and this greg is just the king of monogamy i presume greg and i have been
00:52:19together
00:52:19for over a year and he is not so much as looked at another girl that's what you think that's
00:52:27what i know
00:52:29greg and i are in love then why are you here why are you here look i'm not the one
00:52:37claiming to be
00:52:38in love yesenia is just a a thing you know she knows the deal oh so she'd have no problem
00:52:47knowing
00:52:47that you just rented a room at a hotel so you could fuck your ex-girlfriend don't analyze me i
00:52:52don't need
00:52:52that shit right now why because it's the truth no because you're not a fucking psychiatrist i'm not
00:52:57paying you a hundred dollars an hour to figure out what's wrong with me you're just mad because
00:53:00you know i'm dead on so what if you're dead on what does that prove proves exactly what i said
00:53:06before
00:53:09you're delusional you know that
00:53:15if that's not the pot calling the kettle black what look i know what i am and i'm fine with
00:53:21it
00:53:21you on the other hand you're caught up in this fantasy world where everyone is who you want them to
00:53:26be
00:53:26but not who they are the truth hurts don't it fuck you oh now you're gonna get all mad at
00:53:38me because
00:53:38i told you the truth after you blast me out of the water with your judgment fuck you
00:53:45and you wonder why i left
00:53:48oh that's rich that's good geordie you left well that's not really the way that i remember it but
00:53:53that's okay we can go back and rewrite the book of david and geordie oh just shut up okay okay
00:54:06you don't still have feelings for me no of course not i'm so over you okay well you never answered
00:54:12me
00:54:12then why are you here you never answered me either with what why are you here oh jesus christ geordie
00:54:20i
00:54:21thought we pretty much covered this didn't we okay to paraphrase the long and tedious subject that
00:54:25we just discussed i am a womanizer okay i like all different types of women i like the way that
00:54:31they
00:54:31smell i like the way that they taste i like the way that they the problem is i find it
00:54:35hard to stay
00:54:35loyal or honest to one particular woman at one particular time there i said it fine are you happy
00:54:40now why are you here i don't know i really don't know
00:54:52look are you happy with tom john what the is his name again greg yeah greg aren't you happy with
00:54:59greg
00:55:00yeah i mean yes i am then why i don't have an answer i don't know all right all right
00:55:09there's no need to get hostile i was just wondering since we're in such an honest mood
00:55:14here tonight laying naked beside one another just having shared the most intimate of body fluids i
00:55:18thought we could just kind of just get everything out in the open look we know why i'm cheating on
00:55:25my
00:55:25girlfriend because i'm a piece of but at least i know what i am and and and i'm honest with
00:55:29myself
00:55:30about it yeah unfortunately you're the only person you have the ability to be honest too
00:55:38it's only because i'm compassionate
00:55:42what the are you talking about the only reason that i lie to women is to protect them from being
00:55:47hurt
00:55:47oh my god you drive me crazy i mean it's just it's amazing to me how you can justify your
00:55:56lying and
00:55:57womanizing by believing that you're doing us women a favor like we couldn't handle the truth
00:56:03well could you i don't know but at least we wouldn't end up with broken hearts
00:56:08i mean you think you're doing us a favor you think you're being compassionate but by letting us
00:56:16think that we're the only ones no you're the one that's fucking delusional david
00:56:21all you're doing is delaying the process sneaking behind our backs fucking anything with a pair of
00:56:27tits and three holes eventually making us look like idiots breaking our spirits that is not
00:56:32compassionate david that is fucking evil evil yeah evil and the sad thing is you can't even comprehend
00:56:42why it's evil because you've never had to feel anything it must be so nice to be as numb to
00:56:50the
00:56:50world as you protected and sheltered by your own shallowness so much so that you don't even realize
00:56:56what you're doing is downright wrong you done
00:57:07why are you such an asshole i don't know it's a gift no it's just sad
00:57:16i mean i can't expect you to understand what it feels like to be heartbroken you want to know why
00:57:22why why because you don't have a heart
00:57:35by the way i lied it is small
00:57:52but still i run
00:57:54but still i run
00:57:56why
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:46What's your name again?
00:58:49Alana.
00:58:50Oh, it's...
00:58:53What was yours?
00:58:55Uh, Marco.
00:58:56Oh.
00:58:59It's nice to meet you again.
00:59:01Yes.
00:59:06You two.
00:59:07Really.
00:59:11Where, uh, where, where, where'd you from?
00:59:15Arkansas.
00:59:16Uh-huh.
00:59:17This little town outside of Little Rock.
00:59:20Um, Little Rock?
00:59:23Yeah, it's just, it's one of the bigger cities in Arkansas.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:28No, no, never heard of it.
00:59:32Where are you from?
00:59:33Mexico or something?
00:59:36Uh, well, I'm Spanish.
00:59:37And, uh...
00:59:38I'm from Madrid.
00:59:40Is...
00:59:41What part of Mexico is that in?
00:59:43Oh, no, it's in Spain.
00:59:48Oh, yeah.
00:59:48I know, but isn't that in Mexico?
00:59:51No, it's in Spain.
00:59:55It's a country.
00:59:57In Europe.
00:59:59Oh, okay.
01:00:00Like, by England.
01:00:02Yeah, yeah, kind of, yes.
01:00:14What, um, what language do they speak there?
01:00:18Spanish?
01:00:20I know, but isn't that what they speak in, um, in, uh, Mexico?
01:00:26Well, yes, but the language, uh, the language originated in Spain?
01:00:31No?
01:00:33No?
01:00:33Are you sure?
01:00:36Yes, I am, uh, positive.
01:00:39Ah.
01:00:41Yes, positive.
01:00:42Hmm.
01:00:43See, cause I have a, I have a Mexican friend, and he speaks Spanish.
01:00:57So, is tonight your first night at the Spider Club?
01:01:00No.
01:01:01No, I've been there quite a bit.
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:04You?
01:01:05No, I'm there all the time.
01:01:07I'm surprised I've never seen you there.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12Yeah, I know.
01:01:13Huh.
01:01:23What's your favorite, uh, color?
01:01:29My favorite color?
01:01:30Um, I don't know.
01:01:31Gray, I guess.
01:01:32Oh, no, no, no.
01:01:34I see, gray's not a color.
01:01:36Sure it is.
01:01:38I have a gray sweater.
01:01:41Oh.
01:01:43So what do you do?
01:01:45Oh, I'm an actor.
01:01:46Really?
01:01:47Yeah, well, uh, an aspiring actor.
01:01:50But I've seen you in anything?
01:01:53Probably not, no.
01:01:54Ah.
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:55Well, oh, uh, well, actually, I was, uh, Cholo number, number three in an episode of
01:02:01Us one time.
01:02:02Oh, cool.
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:03Yeah, my, uh, my agent, he says that, uh, he says that things are going to be picking
01:02:08up for me very soon.
01:02:09Really?
01:02:10Well, he says I have a unique quality that sets me apart from the pack.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16It's only a matter of time, he says, before I get my big break.
01:02:19Cool.
01:02:21You know, he describes me as the next, uh, the next Antonio Banderas.
01:02:25Oh, really?
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:27I love that guy.
01:02:28I love Fantasy Island.
01:02:31Oh, so good.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:35What do you do?
01:02:37Oh, I'm a model.
01:02:38See, I would have guessed that.
01:02:40Really?
01:02:43You look like a model.
01:02:45Thanks.
01:02:46Mm-hmm.
01:02:47What kind of modeling do you do?
01:02:51Um, mostly print.
01:02:53Mm-hmm.
01:02:53Just adult stuff, you know.
01:02:57Really?
01:02:58Yeah.
01:02:59Just for now.
01:03:00Until I can find something better to do.
01:03:03Oh.
01:03:04Just cool.
01:03:09Would I have seen you, uh, seen you in something?
01:03:12Maybe.
01:03:13Do you ever pick up the LA Express?
01:03:16That's, uh, that's, that's the paper that advertises for hookers.
01:03:19Uh, yeah, yeah.
01:03:21Call, call girls or something?
01:03:22They're escorts.
01:03:23Sorry.
01:03:24Sorry.
01:03:26I've, yeah.
01:03:27I've seen it, uh, I've seen it a couple of times.
01:03:36It, I have, I have this, this.
01:03:40You, but you, you are not a, you're not a professional though, are you?
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:45What, what do you?
01:03:46Yeah, I'm an escort from time to time.
01:03:49What, what, were you gonna say something?
01:03:52Cause you just asked me right now.
01:03:54I mean, I, I, I just fucking went down on you.
01:03:57I mean, Jesus Christ, don't you think that's something you should tell someone before you,
01:04:00you, you, you sleep with them, man?
01:04:03No.
01:04:04You didn't tell me what you did before you slept with me.
01:04:07That's different, okay?
01:04:08I, I don't sleep with random people for money.
01:04:12You're not upset, are you?
01:04:15A little bit.
01:04:20You don't have something, do you?
01:04:22Like what?
01:04:24Like a fucking deceased or something.
01:04:25No.
01:04:27No way.
01:04:27I make all the guys wear condoms.
01:04:30It's my number one rule.
01:04:34Oh, Jesus.
01:04:36My fucking tongue is going to mess up and fall off.
01:04:39Come on, don't be angry.
01:04:40What are we doing in the club tonight?
01:04:42Shouldn't you be out working or something?
01:04:46Silly.
01:04:47Escorts like to party too.
01:04:48Besides, it's a good place to pick up work.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:53You don't expect me to pay for this, do you?
01:04:56No.
01:04:57I liked it.
01:05:01I like sex just like the next person, you know?
01:05:04That's why I do what I do.
01:05:07Can we not, can we not just, let's not talk about it, okay?
01:05:10Just be careful, yeah?
01:05:12I don't know why you get so uncomfortable about it.
01:05:14It's kind of cute.
01:05:16And you're for real, huh?
01:05:18Yeah, I mean, it's not like I sleep with that many more men
01:05:21than every other stupid girl at the club.
01:05:22I'm just smart enough to get paid for it.
01:05:25But you're selling yourself.
01:05:26I mean, you're ashamed, no?
01:05:28No.
01:05:29Why should I be?
01:05:31I like what I do, and until something more promising comes along,
01:05:34then I'm happy getting paid to have sex.
01:05:36I like to do the books to you.
01:05:40Were you abused as a child or something?
01:05:42No.
01:05:46How long have you been doing these?
01:05:48Um...
01:05:49Right here.
01:05:50Since I moved here.
01:05:52I was waiting tables, and this guy made me an offer.
01:05:56And this is serious?
01:05:58Mm-hmm.
01:06:00Yep, he offered me a thousand bucks to come home with him.
01:06:03Oh, jeez.
01:06:04A thousand bucks.
01:06:05So I did it.
01:06:07Oh, he was so cute, and he was nice.
01:06:10I would've went home with him for free if he were to ask,
01:06:12but I figured I'd make me some money, you know?
01:06:14Hmm.
01:06:17After that, you know, I told my friend,
01:06:19and we both decided to quit waiting tables and do it for a living.
01:06:22What do you think?
01:06:24It's honest work.
01:06:25I mean, I offer a service, and I get my rocks off in the meantime,
01:06:27so it works out for everyone.
01:06:30Ooh!
01:06:32I'm home, honey!
01:06:36Jesus.
01:06:39Hi.
01:06:40Hey, don't you come across the scumbags, huh?
01:06:44Sometimes, but...
01:06:46that's where this comes in.
01:06:48Oh, Jesus.
01:06:49Oh, okay.
01:06:50What, don't they have guns in Mexico?
01:06:53Me-Mexico, they're all about the guns,
01:06:54but in Spain, no, okay?
01:06:57Be careful with that, huh?
01:06:58Don't be scared.
01:06:59I know how to handle a gun.
01:07:00I've been shooting since I was six.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:05Put it in the bag.
01:07:07Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it in the bag, okay?
01:07:10Put it away.
01:07:12Aw, you're scared.
01:07:14Anyway, I try not to worry too much,
01:07:16because I'm a pretty, uh...
01:07:18I'm a pretty good judge of character.
01:07:20You know?
01:07:22Hey!
01:07:24I trusted you, didn't I?
01:07:27Aye.
01:07:28Anywho.
01:07:30I don't worry too much.
01:07:34I do who I want to do, and if I'm not feeling it, I don't.
01:07:38Oy.
01:07:40Are you all right?
01:07:42Oy, I don't know.
01:07:45Hey, look, don't let it bother you, okay?
01:07:48I promise, I am clean.
01:07:50I use protection.
01:07:52Look, I'm just a normal person like you,
01:07:54except for I get paid to fuck.
01:07:56Okay, okay.
01:07:57Could you please stop saying that?
01:07:59What are you doing in there?
01:08:02I'm cleaning up.
01:08:04Okay.
01:08:13How old were you when you first had any sex?
01:08:17Twelve.
01:08:22Yeah, yes, twelve.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:24Twelve.
01:08:26Yeah, twelve.
01:08:28Okay.
01:08:28With who?
01:08:30My uncle Danny.
01:08:33You fuck with your uncle Danny?
01:08:35Yeah, but I thought it was my cousin.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:37Oh, Jesus.
01:08:40What can I say?
01:08:41It was dark in my room.
01:08:42Okay, okay.
01:08:43But you thought it was your cousin.
01:08:45Yeah, well, me and my cousin, we've always fooled around.
01:08:49What do you mean?
01:08:50I told you I was from Arkansas.
01:08:53What is that sort of mean?
01:08:55It's just, it's not that uncommon of a thing, that's all.
01:08:58At least it wasn't my dad.
01:09:01What the...
01:09:01Oh, God.
01:09:02This is too much for me.
01:09:04Calm down.
01:09:05It was a long time ago.
01:09:07No, no, everything.
01:09:09I mean, first you're a girl who's laying in bed next to me.
01:09:12And then you're an escort who's laying in bed next to me.
01:09:14Now you're an escort who fucking her uncle who she thought was her cousin is laying in bed next to
01:09:19me.
01:09:19This is too fucking for me.
01:09:21Relax.
01:09:23Relax.
01:09:24Relax.
01:09:25What is it?
01:09:25Relax.
01:09:26Relax.
01:09:26You want me to relax?
01:09:27How the fuck am I supposed to relax?
01:09:29I don't even know who the fuck you are.
01:09:30And I just put my dick inside you for over an hour.
01:09:34Well, maybe you should think twice before you take a stranger home and have sex with her.
01:09:38You don't...
01:09:39Look at you.
01:09:40You don't even realize how incredibly fucky the situation is, huh?
01:09:43Why don't you just relax?
01:09:44You'll get over it.
01:09:46No.
01:09:47No.
01:09:47I will not get over it.
01:09:48Okay?
01:09:49Having a sex with an escort is not something I get over.
01:09:53I have never paid for the sex in my life.
01:09:57I already said this one was on the house.
01:10:00You don't get it, do you, huh?
01:10:03Come on.
01:10:05Relax.
01:10:06Didn't we have fun?
01:10:06I thought we were having fun.
01:10:09Did you really fuck at your uncle?
01:10:11Yes, but I told you I thought it was my cousin.
01:10:15Why do you keep saying that like it's supposed to make me feel better, huh?
01:10:18Well, doesn't it?
01:10:20I mean, what if I fucked my uncle knowingly?
01:10:22No, that's gross.
01:10:25You are twisted, you know what?
01:10:26No, I'm not twisted.
01:10:28I'm honest.
01:10:29Okay?
01:10:30I mean, most girls would have lied.
01:10:33If you would have asked them what they did for a living, they would have lied.
01:10:35They would have said they were a runway model for Gucci or Dolce or some bullshit.
01:10:40I'm not ashamed of what I am, okay?
01:10:42Just because you got your hang-ups, don't take them out on me, Buster Brown.
01:10:48Buster Brown?
01:10:50Buster, but what is...
01:10:52What is this, Buster?
01:10:53You are the craziest person I've ever met in my life, you know?
01:11:00You got another round in you?
01:11:03Another round?
01:11:07What was that?
01:11:09What was that?
01:11:09You got another round in you?
01:11:11Another round, huh?
01:11:12Are you completely oblivious to everything that's just taking place here, huh?
01:11:18What is this?
01:11:20What the fuck is so funny, huh?
01:11:22What is so, what is so funny?
01:11:24What?
01:11:27You don't laugh at me, are you coming to my house?
01:11:29I was just fucking with you.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34I was fucking with you.
01:11:36I'm not a fucking escort.
01:11:39What?
01:11:39What?
01:11:39What is this?
01:11:40You're not an escort?
01:11:41No.
01:11:42What?
01:11:43Are you serious?
01:11:44Yeah!
01:11:45You should've seen your face when I said, I fucked my uncle.
01:11:55Your eyes, like, bugged out.
01:11:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:11:59All of this...
01:12:00It was bullshit.
01:12:02It was complete bullshit.
01:12:04What about the gun, huh?
01:12:05What about the gun?
01:12:09This is...
01:12:11It's a lighter.
01:12:13It's a fucking lighter.
01:12:15You're pulling my chain, huh?
01:12:17No, I'm serious.
01:12:18Look.
01:12:26Okay, this...
01:12:27I mean, it's bad enough that you're being a hooker, but the whole fuck is your uncle, huh?
01:12:33I know, it's so funny.
01:12:34That's this fucking disturbing, huh?
01:12:36This is a...
01:12:37This is a...
01:12:38You're not an escort, huh?
01:12:39No, but I mean, come on.
01:12:40Would it have all really mattered, though?
01:12:43I mean...
01:12:44Yeah, I think it...
01:12:45Yes, I'm thinking...
01:12:46No, I...
01:12:49So, I...
01:12:50What...
01:12:50What do you really do, huh?
01:12:56I'm an actress.
01:13:01All right, Jesus.
01:13:04Don't mind.
01:13:05Me, that's what I...
01:13:05Nope.
01:13:21That gives me the hell.
01:13:22Ivena, you...
01:13:24No one ...
01:13:28More than ten...
01:13:29Bro?
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