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00:09These are all of Nigel's favourites.
00:11Just put them on the table. I want everything in one place before I pack his case.
00:16Has, er, has Claire called you back?
00:18Nope. Well, I don't even know if it's still her number.
00:21What do you think?
00:22Oh, it's lovely. You'll love it. Aren't you going to be late for school?
00:25No, she's having a day off.
00:26Johnny's moving in today.
00:27Well, I don't think that's an excuse not to go to school.
00:30And she wants to help Nigel move in here.
00:32I don't think Nigel will want to skip in school either.
00:36Having said that, it does feel more reassured when you're around, so thank you.
00:44Julie, please tell me that you are not ironing Nigel's wife once.
00:47I'm not breaking a habit of a lifetime now.
00:50Well, I've got a couple of shirts I need doing if you're in the mood.
00:52You gonna doss around here all day?
00:55No.
00:56No, I'm not.
00:57I've got people to see.
00:58What's the Godfather about?
01:00It's who Phil models himself on.
01:03Isn't it, Phil?
01:04Well, I ain't ever put a horse's head on someone's pillow.
01:07Yet.
01:08I've found one about you, Grandad.
01:10Oh, yeah?
01:10What's that then?
01:11Grumpy old men.
01:14All having a good laugh, are we?
01:19Claire.
01:24Excuse me.
01:25Why are there dents all over this?
01:27I don't know.
01:28Foxes.
01:30Foxes?
01:30Yeah.
01:32Kim.
01:33Oh, hi.
01:34Back last night.
01:36Oh, hi, Denise.
01:37You all right?
01:38Yeah.
01:39How's Patrick?
01:40Oh, he's right.
01:41Yeah, he even made me my morning coffee.
01:43That's how you like it?
01:44No.
01:45No-one knows how to pop my coffee at you, babe.
01:50We've got to go to the salon somewhere.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Bye, Harry.
01:54Yeah.
01:54What?
01:55Did I say anything?
01:57Sorry, sorry.
01:59Class.
02:06Don't leave now.
02:08You're still going to see me, Grant.
02:10No, I know that, darling, but I can't be seen outside without a big hair updo and a
02:13full lip line.
02:14It's bad for the brand.
02:15Oh, hi.
02:16Why don't you go back in, then?
02:19At least your mum made herself scarce.
02:21It's Tim.
02:22Oh, what now?
02:23He's going to stick to his worth.
02:25The money's already in my account.
02:26We're not going to see him again.
02:28It's over.
02:37Well, whatever Max did, certainly terrified the life out of him.
02:45This is mine and Nigel's favourite.
02:48I've still watched it together about 30 times.
02:53I'm surprised he came back to Walford.
02:55It's not like this place is filled with happy memories.
03:01Could've given us some notice you were coming.
03:03You called.
03:04I came.
03:05It's not rocket science.
03:07Oh, right.
03:08Well, that's funny, cos you ignored all my calls when I was searching for Nigel all
03:12those months.
03:13I thought he'd finally seen the light and done a runner.
03:17I only found out he got dementia yesterday, didn't I?
03:20Even the chickens knew before me.
03:23Nigel's moving into the care home today.
03:26Care home?
03:29It's got to this stage and if only you'd just let me know.
03:32Well, that's no surprise, is it?
03:34Considering what you did to him the last time you showed up.
03:37What did you do?
03:41I'll get Nigel's kiss.
03:45Charming as ever.
03:48It's a big day for Nigel, are they?
03:50Yeah.
03:52I'm glad I'm here.
03:53Helps smooth things along.
03:55Which means no dramas.
03:57Understand?
03:59I just came back to see my dad.
04:03You need to get it together.
04:06Throw a mark under the bus, you mean?
04:08Oh, would you rather me and the kid standing over your grave?
04:10Cos that's what'll happen if you warn him off this drug set-up.
04:13This was supposed to be about taking down the high of Robson.
04:17Not the handlers or dealers.
04:19You hear yourself?
04:20I don't care about anyone.
04:22Except for you and our kids.
04:25Okay, we'd all be safer if Mark Fowler's banged up.
04:28No one's gonna even miss him if he's gone.
04:36For the condemned man.
04:39Cos if you don't take me out like you've been promising for weeks,
04:42I'm gonna murder you.
04:44How are you now?
04:46What did Mum always say?
04:48Don't end up like Nan and Grandad.
04:49Never leaving the square.
04:52Sorry?
04:52Well, look at me now.
04:53I'm living next door to where they lived.
04:55I'm swimming in chip-fap day in, day out.
04:59Come on, Mark.
05:00Clock off at 11.
05:02I can't, I'm busy then.
05:03You are unemployed.
05:05What could you possibly be busy with?
05:07It was always so nosy, weren't you Vic?
05:11I tell you what.
05:12Yeah?
05:13I'll be back this afternoon.
05:15How about I take my lovely big sister out for a slap-up lunch up west, yeah?
05:20Yeah, well I won't hold my breath.
05:22I'll be back soon.
05:23I promise.
05:25I'm holding you to that.
05:35Back in the land of the living?
05:37Yeah, thanks to you and Kim.
05:43I know that look.
05:45The man spewed.
05:49Last night, I kinda told Kim that I missed her still.
05:53And?
05:54And I still loved her.
05:57That explains it then.
05:59Explains what?
05:59Why she was so giddy, like the cat that got the cream.
06:04Really?
06:05Well, man, isn't it obvious?
06:07As Pooh would say, she's caught the wheels.
06:11You think?
06:12It's time, man.
06:14Time for what?
06:15Look, stop.
06:16Wasting seconds dancing around each other.
06:19Strike.
06:21Whilst the iron is hot.
06:24So, then we made Nigel a Christmas film.
06:27And, at Easter, he dressed up as the Easter Bunny.
06:30Everyone loved him.
06:32Is she gonna be at school?
06:34So what is she doing?
06:37Oh, er...
06:38It's best not to drag that up today.
06:40Not here, not now.
06:43Erm...
06:44Today's back, Nigel.
06:49He looks so old.
06:51Er, I think it's best if...
06:53...me and Phil go in first.
06:55Just to...
06:56...see how he is today.
06:58Okay.
07:05Hello, love.
07:07Hi.
07:08Hi.
07:09Hi.
07:10So, have you got an afternoon?
07:11No.
07:11No, not quite yet.
07:14Erm...
07:14There's someone who wants to see you.
07:18Claire.
07:20She...
07:21She wants to say hello.
07:22Would you like that?
07:24Claire.
07:27Hello, Nigel.
07:29I've missed you.
07:36Claire.
07:37Claire.
07:37Yeah, I'm here.
07:41Claire.
07:43It's me.
07:44I'm Claire.
07:46No!
07:48Claire.
07:51It's okay, Nigel.
07:52Well, I'm here.
07:59I think it's best we give him some spares.
08:09It was good you kept out of Johnny's way this morning.
08:12I mean, it would have all just blown up again.
08:14I've lost him, Mum.
08:15No, darling.
08:17You've just got to let the dust settle.
08:18Johnny loves you.
08:19Callum won't stay angry.
08:21And although Max Browning isn't my favourite,
08:23he certainly came through for Johnny, didn't he?
08:25Yeah, he did.
08:26Though he didn't do it for Johnny.
08:29Quid extra and you get a can of pop
08:31and a chocolate.
08:32I've got to work you borrow the meal deal.
08:33What, then?
08:33Yeah, it just makes sense, doesn't it?
08:36No.
08:36You want bacon and cheese in yours?
08:37Make it extra tasty, yeah.
08:40Oh, well, if I ain't the queen of the showroom myself.
08:43Hardly.
08:44Yeah, true.
08:45Because if you were, you wouldn't have passed on rabid.
08:47But it weren't me.
08:47It was my dad.
08:49Sorry.
08:50It's just...
08:51I'm skint right now.
08:52I could really do with the extra cash.
08:54I know the feeling.
08:56So, cheeseburger and light fries, is it?
08:58No, I just want a coffee.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:00I bet you ain't eating all day.
09:01Juggling a job, two kids, dozy husband.
09:04Hey, they're like twins, me and you.
09:07Pretty good on the upset, aren't you?
09:09Yeah, well, people don't know what they want
09:11until I tell them that they want it.
09:13Last $5.50.
09:18You all right?
09:19Yeah.
09:20You look like you've been dug up.
09:24I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to go.
09:26These ain't the sort of people you keep waiting.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah, cool.
09:29Beer later, though, yeah?
09:31Let's see if your missus doesn't drag you away again.
09:34Ah, no.
09:36Scrap that.
09:37Promise I'll take my sister out.
09:40I've been on my own for too long, Radlan.
09:42I'm gonna get this job done, and I'll leave it back to my family.
09:44Okay.
09:45Catch you later.
09:52Ravi!
09:56Patrick, if I can pull this off, Kim is gonna love it.
10:00Well, it's definitely very Kim.
10:02Right.
10:03You're on, but it's gotta be midday, and it'll cost you.
10:06You cannot haggle with a drag queen.
10:08So you'll want bubbles and nibbles?
10:12Yep.
10:13The works.
10:14Okay.
10:14Good sorted.
10:15The works?
10:17Man, this thing has definitely escalated.
10:20Well, what do you mean?
10:20This was your idea?
10:21Yes, but, man, I was thinking of, um, you know, a red rose, man, a box of chocolate,
10:27something small and inexpensive.
10:30Since when does Kim do anything small?
10:32Look, Patrick, I need to make her splash.
10:35I need to show her how much she means to me.
10:37But just make sure she's here for midday, yeah?
10:39Yeah, but, uh...
10:40Look, Patrick, please.
10:41Look how are we here.
10:42Everything to be perfect.
10:53Are you going somewhere?
10:56The Vic?
10:56Hang on, mate.
10:57I think maybe later, yeah?
10:58Because, uh...
10:59Well, we've got to get the doctor to sign you off first.
11:02Uh...
11:03Gonna have a pint and see my mates.
11:06Barry.
11:07I'm meeting Barry.
11:08Barry?
11:08Barry called, yeah.
11:10He called and said that he was at work today.
11:13Oh.
11:24I miss my mates.
11:32Yeah, Nigel finds it's difficult to process things, people.
11:35It's mine stuck in the past now.
11:38That much is obvious.
11:39I don't get it, though.
11:41Why aren't you both in Scotland?
11:43Just didn't want me to see him getting ill, so he came to Alford.
11:49Yeah, I was sick with worry.
11:51I kept on picturing him at the bottom of a cliff all summer.
11:55Maybe he couldn't bear to live with you any more.
11:57Oh.
11:58That's rich.
12:00What's that supposed to mean?
12:02Come on.
12:03I know you're dying to stick the knife in.
12:05You only ever saw him as the bank of Nigel.
12:07It's take, take, take with you.
12:08It always has been.
12:08Oh, here she is.
12:09You might have conveniently forgotten what you did to him the last time you came home,
12:12but I haven't, and neither did Nigel.
12:16I'm not proud of why I did.
12:18Well, that's something at least.
12:20Enough with the holier-than-thou act.
12:21It's sickening.
12:22Claire.
12:25You stole and pawned Debbie's wedding ring.
12:28My mum's wedding ring.
12:29It's the only thing he had left to remind him of her.
12:32Hello?
12:33The only good thing.
12:37He always talked about passing that ring on to Bella, only he never got the, er,
12:40the pleasure of meeting his only granddaughter, did he?
12:43Edinburgh and Devon aren't exactly close, are they?
12:45Oh, I am.
12:46Excuse us, Claire, please.
12:49You spent years trying to turn Nigel against me.
12:52Oh, right, and here we go with the, er, wicked stepmom speech.
12:56I'm just a constant reminder of who he really loved.
12:59That you'll always play second fiddle to my mum.
13:02And now?
13:04Now you've found the perfect way to punish me.
13:06What are you talking about?
13:07You only called me when you knew he had no chance of recognising me,
13:10and do you know what that is?
13:13It's cruel, Claire.
13:15You pushed Nigel right to the edge.
13:17You know?
13:19He had to beg that pawnbroker.
13:21He paid over the odds to get that ring back.
13:23And he was never the same after what you did to him.
13:25Now that, Claire, that is what cruelty is.
13:30The doctor wants to see you.
13:31I'll be straight in, love.
13:33I'll never forgive you.
13:35But Nigel might.
13:37So you need to at least try.
13:39And make peace with him.
13:41There might still be a chance.
13:52You know Lexi's going to be after all your lotions and potions, don't you?
13:55You can have it just once.
13:56I am not starting a turf war over the moisturiser.
14:01It's a lot, isn't it?
14:03What, you feeling all right about me moving in?
14:05No, I meant Tim.
14:06But you did see how you...
14:08You can still report here.
14:09Look, I know Mum thinks that what Tim did to me is going to affect me,
14:12but it's not, right?
14:14I know what I need.
14:15It's a fresh start.
14:17Here.
14:17Here.
14:18It's me, you and Lexi.
14:24That's exactly what I said when I said.
14:28Earth to Kim.
14:29Is that what now?
14:29You've been on one of the fairies all day today.
14:32I had to comp Mrs Hopkins' pedicure.
14:35Oh, she's such a drama queen.
14:37You practically sawed her toe off.
14:40It stopped bleeding, eventually.
14:42What is going on with you today?
14:45As if I didn't know.
14:46I'm just hearing pure noise right now, if I'm honest.
14:48How are you?
14:50You've been buying those gummies off the dark web again, innit?
14:52Oh, come on.
14:53The two of you dancing round each other this morning.
14:56Me standing there, like a lemon.
14:59I weren't dancing round anyone.
15:00And that's just how you stand, Denise.
15:02What can I say?
15:03Oh, you're right, Patrick?
15:05Good.
15:06I want to take the both of you out for a drink.
15:10Oh!
15:11Well, it's good to see you wanted to get out again.
15:13Well, I realise I need my family around me.
15:16It helps to get me through.
15:18Hmm.
15:19Yeah.
15:19Well, we are very pleased to hear that, Uncle Kim.
15:22Yeah, really pleased.
15:24So, midday at the Albert.
15:26Hmm?
15:26The Albert?
15:28Is there something you want to tell us, Patrick?
15:32You see, part of my new philosophy is embracing everything.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Why?
15:39Why?
15:40Okay.
15:41And, erm, Yolandi's okay with this new version of Patrick 2.0?
15:47Is she...?
15:47Yeah, ma'am.
15:48She's, er...
15:49She's accommodating.
15:50I love you.
15:51Well, then, we are something sparkly, all right?
15:56Sparkly.
15:59Sorry, erm...
16:00Am I living in an alternate universe here?
16:05To be kind.
16:09Or just be yourself.
16:12Because you are kind.
16:13She's beautiful.
16:14And funny.
16:15She was amazing.
16:16Beautiful.
16:17And I just wanted to...
16:17How old were you when she died?
16:20Ten.
16:22Me too.
16:25I hate hospitals.
16:28Mum was here so much.
16:30But...
16:31I got a chance to say goodbye to her.
16:33Not like you.
16:35It was really sad.
16:38I remember the day it happened.
16:40Nigel picked me up from school.
16:42One of my friend, Abby, to come home for tea.
16:45But he said no.
16:46And I...
16:46I remember thinking, it's...
16:48It's so unfair.
16:50Because...
16:50I promised my friend that I'd let her down.
16:54He took me to the park.
16:56Told me what happened.
16:58And he promised...
16:59He would always be there for me.
17:02I had this big hug.
17:05Looking back on it, I...
17:07That was the last time I really felt safe.
17:12Nigel thought I was you a lot.
17:14And when he did, he smiled.
17:17He was kind.
17:19Was he?
17:21He still loves you.
17:22How can he?
17:24All Nigel ever did was love me.
17:27And all I ever did was hurt him.
17:29You can still make it up to him.
17:33I know you mean well, but...
17:36It's too late.
17:40If I had one last day with my mum, I'd take it.
17:44I'd do anything I could to make her smile one last time.
17:48I'd do anything.
17:50I'd do anything.
17:54I'd do anything.
17:54Let's go, Nigel.
18:04You must grab me a hot damn.
18:06What are you doing here?
18:07I like it.
18:08It's too exposed.
18:09It smells sus.
18:11You came all the way down to tell me that.
18:13It's a droff deal, Ravi.
18:15Of course it's sus.
18:16What?
18:17No guts, no glory, eh?
18:19Mark.
18:20Mark.
18:22Mark.
18:23What?
18:24I've got a bad feeling.
18:26Well, you stay here with your bad feeling,
18:29and I'm gonna go do my job, alright?
18:32Mark.
18:33Oh, no, no.
18:34Oh, no.
18:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:44Oh, no, no, no!
18:45Please.
18:46Oh, no, no, no!
18:48Ah!
18:54Thank you for everything.
18:55All right, that's it.
19:00Free to go.
19:04Well, there's no rush, is there?
19:05Might as well let him rest while he still can.
19:08You know,
19:09Carly and Clare have proved to be an unmitigated disaster.
19:13I mean, God, this is hard enough
19:14without having someone who hates me.
19:17Yeah, well, let's just concentrate on getting him
19:19through the next stage, yeah.
19:24I couldn't have done this without you, you know?
19:28You're a true friend, Phil Mitchell.
19:32And, if Nigel could,
19:36eat at the sea.
19:40Yeah, well,
19:42I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Nigel.
19:44No, you are.
19:45And if it weren't, I'm extremely grateful.
19:51Yeah, you're right.
19:51Let's let him sleep.
19:53Hey, I'll drink you to a coffee
19:57before it all kicks off again.
19:59Yeah, well.
20:03Oh, we said my dad.
20:04Yeah, they will be here soon.
20:06Hi.
20:07Call you late.
20:08Oh, we're making an entrance.
20:10Sydney.
20:11Hello.
20:11Er, why are all the shutters closed?
20:13Er, ambience.
20:15Set in the mood.
20:16Eh, for what?
20:17Surprise.
20:20Well, nice to see that you're taking it in your stride, your landing.
20:24Taking what in my stride?
20:25Oh, you know, Patrick's coming out, party.
20:27He's what?
20:29Do be honest.
20:30Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:41Yeah!
20:43Come back.
20:47Baby, come back.
20:51Baby, come back.
20:55Baby, come back.
20:56Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye.
20:57Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye.
20:58Hey, this is the first time I did today.
21:03Dad, you...
21:05Kim, come back.
21:07Oh, I told you it was too much of mine.
21:10You think?
21:13Kim!
21:14Kim, what are you?
21:16What was all that about?
21:17I just wanted to do something special for you.
21:20To show you how much I cared.
21:21Oh, what, you trying to impress me?
21:22Yes.
21:23Oh, well, that must have put you back a bit.
21:25Yeah.
21:25Yeah?
21:26Like how much?
21:30Flashing the cash is what got us in this mess in the first place.
21:35We were with Patrick yesterday.
21:37And I saw you do what everyone else failed to do.
21:42You brought him out of the dark.
21:44That's the Harry that I fell in love with.
21:47The Howie that would stand by his family.
21:50The Howie that I could trust.
21:52Not this flashy Howie.
21:54You know, the Kim I love.
21:56I love all of her.
21:57The bright, beautiful, funny Kim that everyone always sees.
22:01The Kim that I fight to the death for her family.
22:04The Kim that took my son under her wing.
22:08And you know the Kim I miss the most?
22:11When she's vulnerable.
22:14When she tells me her fears, her hopes and her dreams.
22:18The Kim I can learn from.
22:21The Kim that makes me want to be a better man.
22:24I don't know.
22:25Chelsea.
22:34Carry on.
22:38Look, I get things wrong.
22:40A lot of the time.
22:41Yeah, a lot of the time.
22:43All the time, actually.
22:44All the time.
22:45But I promise to be a better man.
22:49A whole lot better.
22:51A whole lot better.
22:53Because you're the love of my life, Kim Fox.
22:56And I miss you so much.
22:59Please give me another chance.
23:00I miss you so much.
23:11Kim?
23:13I'm doing a dramatic pause.
23:14Oh.
23:19Give me a kiss now.
23:28I'm going to miss out on a drag queen karaoke doobio paper.
23:35I will survive.
23:39You're the match, yeah?
23:50Come in.
23:52Lauren said you were helping out today.
23:53Isn't that a good time?
23:54Uh, yeah.
23:55Yeah, of course.
23:58Um, I don't know what you did,
24:00and I don't want the gory details,
24:02but it worked.
24:04Tim's gone for good,
24:05and Johnny's got his money.
24:07Oh, that's good.
24:10I'm glad to be there.
24:14Got a sale.
24:16You're going to need to get them dents in the boot fixed.
24:19You know, the foxes made.
24:20Oh, and by the way,
24:21I'm giving the job to Priya.
24:26Dents in the boot.
24:29Please tell me he cried just a little bit.
24:31Yeah, he did.
24:32He's like a newborn.
24:34Just on his bum slapped.
24:36Well, I'm grateful.
24:38Oh, and, uh,
24:39you've got a new fan, by the way.
24:41My mother.
24:42Yeah, if she invites you to her boudoir
24:44for a more intimate thank you,
24:45I'd run for the heels also.
24:48It's all right.
24:50She's not really my type.
24:53No?
24:56No.
24:58Dad!
25:00There's another customer out there.
25:03I'm sorry.
25:04No, no, go, go, go.
25:11Whatever makes your life and his life easier.
25:16I'm there.
25:21All right, Lord, what's going on?
25:26Still not answering.
25:27Good old Claire, dependable as ever.
25:30Yeah, she's, uh, she's probably still licking her wounds,
25:32and next isn't answering either.
25:35Hmm.
25:37Ready?
25:39Ready.
25:45Where is he?
25:50Where's he gone, Phil?
25:54Oh, they're calling you for hours, Ravi.
25:56Where are you?
25:58Michelle, I'm going on my break, okay?
26:02Nearly wet myself.
26:03Not that scary, am I?
26:05No, of course not.
26:07I feel like you've seen a ghost.
26:09Where's Ravi?
26:10He's gone down the whole cellars.
26:12Ran out of bats.
26:14It's a bit careless for a bat fan, isn't it?
26:18Ravi, you got a minute?
26:19Yeah, sure.
26:27Listen, I've got to thank you, mate.
26:29If you were 30 seconds later,
26:30I'd be having a cavity search right now.
26:31Yeah.
26:32How'd you know?
26:34I had a hunch.
26:35A hunch?
26:36What, and you came looking for me?
26:38Yeah.
26:39Well, you're a mate.
26:41You know, if it was going to go south,
26:42at least I got to warn you.
26:44I've been inside, mate.
26:46It's no picnic.
26:47I appreciate that.
26:48I really do.
26:49There you are.
26:51Hey, you look nice.
26:53Going to something special?
26:54My wonderful brother,
26:55who is late, by the way,
26:56is taking me up west.
26:58Better late than never, eh, Ravi?
27:00Listen, thanks for your help today.
27:02Yeah.
27:02Don't mention it.
27:03Right, see you later.
27:04I'll catch you later.
27:05I've just got to make a quick phone call.
27:07Yeah, well, you can walk and talk,
27:08because I'm starving.
27:13Yeah, it's me.
27:15It's about the rat.
27:21I've got him.
27:22I've got him.
27:25I'll see you later.
27:26I'll see you later.
27:27I'll see you later.
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