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00:00.
00:05.
00:12Hello, Baba.
00:13Tell me.
00:14What is your question?
00:16I am the winner of the Golden Crow Award winner,
00:17Antarashtri Akbar Tufan Express.
00:21This is your question.
00:23This is a different question.
00:26Their question is different.
00:30What is their question?
00:31Tell me.
00:32Baba,
00:34I am looking for a divorce for years.
00:37But I am not married for years.
00:40Now, you can put me on my bed.
00:43Their divorce has been attacked by many times.
00:46Every time they think about this girl.
00:49They have to marry their divorce,
00:51where they have to marry her.
00:56Because they are very funny.
00:59They have to marry her.
01:02They have to marry her.
01:03Baba,
01:04you are here now.
01:07I have no idea how to do it today.
01:10Only you have understood me.
01:12Tell me,
01:13how to marry her since 2 months.
01:21Go! Go!
01:23Award Vijayta.
01:24Tindar.
01:26Go! Go! Go!
01:27Tindar.
01:28Go! Go! Go!
01:30Puraskar Vijayta Poh Patlal Ji.
01:32You have to pay attention.
01:34That's right.
01:34That's why you have to pay attention to your attention.
01:40Neeraj.
01:41Go.
01:43Take attention to your attention.
01:45Yes, brother.
01:47Go.
01:47Take attention.
01:51Okay?
02:03Puttrakar Poh Patlal Ji.
02:06Let me listen to my attention.
02:09In the day of Holika Dhan,
02:10Chandra Ghan,
02:12which I've never seen in Mumbai,
02:14I've never seen.
02:16In the evening,
02:17I've never seen,
02:18The tree-safety-safety,
02:19the tree-safety-safety-safety,
02:22the tree-safety-safety,
02:24which I'm trying to say is the tree-safety-safety-safety-safety-safety-safety-safety.
02:43Give me 100 rupees.
02:45I mean, give me 100 rupees for 10 bucks.
02:47No, no, no.
02:5010 bucks.
02:51100.
02:51100.
02:53I understand, Baba.
02:54I understand.
02:54Yeah.
02:5610 bucks.
02:56100.
02:57100.
02:58Stop, stop, stop.
03:00I understand.
03:02You understand.
03:05I understand.
03:14Oh.
03:32Oh, Patlalji.
03:34Wholeka Dayhan Ke Tal.
03:37Around 9 o'clock in the afternoon.
03:43This is the end of the day of the day.
04:09Come on, son.
04:12What happened?
04:14What happened?
04:15It's a joke and a man.
04:17We have one thing.
04:20Sorry, sorry.
04:22Come on, Baba!
04:30Come on, Baba!
04:33Come on, Baba!
04:34Baba, you told me,
04:36you will get married with me.
04:39You will get married with me.
04:40You will get married with me.
04:41Come on, Baba!
04:45Baba,
04:46I will give you $100,000.
04:49What happened to you?
04:53What will you take to Nakhshida?
04:55Oh!
04:57I took her.
04:59Who?
05:04You took Nakhshida?
05:06You took Nakhshida,
05:07you took Nakhshida,
05:09you took Nakhshida,
05:10you took Nakhshida,
05:12you took Nakhshida.
05:13I took Nakhshida.
05:17I took Nakhshida, Baba!
05:17Baba,
05:18I was telling you,
05:20I will keep Nakhshida,
05:22I will get married with you.
05:23Now when you told me,
05:25you have to tell me
05:26this,
05:26you have to wear a hat.
05:27You have to wear a hat.
05:28You wear a hat.
05:31You wear a hat.
05:35You wear a hat.
05:47Your husband?
05:48Okay!
05:50Everything is good.
05:52Do you have any tea?
05:53I'll go to your house.
05:55Oh, what?
05:56I'm going to ask her to go and ask her,
05:58what are you planning on Holi?
06:00Okay, okay.
06:01Okay, okay.
06:01Let's go, let's go.
06:03Hello, Advi.
06:04You've reached Kohlapur, right?
06:06Ah.
06:08Tell my brother Abhinandan.
06:10She's a girl.
06:11She's a girl.
06:11She's a girl.
06:12She's a girl.
06:12She's a girl.
06:12She's a girl.
06:13Okay?
06:14I'll give everyone a smile on my side.
06:16Okay?
06:17Yes.
06:19Oh, girl!
06:20Oh, girl!
06:21I'll hear her again.
06:24Oh, girl, you got here.
06:28What's the matter, girl?
06:29On the face, on the face, on the face, on the face.
06:30Hey!
06:32You said, you're not the sags of the sags.
06:34I'm not.
06:35But you'll be honest and my sags will be the sags.
06:38Before you tell me,
06:39how are you going to start the Holi's work today?
06:42At 9.
06:43At 9?
06:44At 9?
06:45No, no, no.
06:45At 9.
06:46At 9.
06:46I'll start the world, my world will be gone.
06:48Why?
06:48Why?
06:50I'll tell you.
06:51Today, Holi Kaidahan.
06:53It's about 8.30.
06:55I'll start the world.
06:56I'll start the world.
06:56I'll start the world.
06:58I'll start the world.
06:59Oh, you're coming, guys.
07:01Oh, you're coming.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:03Nariyal.
07:04Oh, wow.
07:05This will be Nariyal's work.
07:08And Nariyal's work is a great thing.
07:11I'm looking for mom.
07:12Hey, Goli.
07:13Stop, stop, stop.
07:14Stop, stop.
07:15I'll start the world.
07:18I'll start the world.
07:21I'll start the world.
07:31I'll start the world.
07:32I'll start the world.
07:34I'll start the world.
07:34I'll start the world.
07:34Tell me.
07:35What are you doing?
07:36Prasad.
07:37Sorry, sorry, Popat Uncle.
07:41Oh, boy.
07:42All the world's ready for the Holy Kaidahan.
07:44Yes, all the ready.
07:46Yes.
07:47And we have got a good idea of Gober's up.
07:49Yes.
07:50And it will have a good time for Gober's up.
07:53Yes.
07:54It's a big difficulty with Gober's up.
07:56My boy, I have a great idea.
08:00With no tension in the Holy Kaidahan,
08:02we will not get any tension in the Holy Kaidahan.
08:06Where will it be?
08:07Who will it be?
08:09Who will it be?
08:10No, no.
08:10It's a great idea.
08:11We have two beasts in the Bokul Dab Society.
08:16Think, how many of us will make a lot of Gober's up.
08:20And who will keep the best?
08:23Did it girl?
08:27Yes.
08:27You're right.
08:28You're right.
08:28In our lives, in our lives, in our lives, in our home, in our house,
08:32we used to be 20-20 beasts.
08:34So, that's it.
08:35You have to be the best to be the best.
08:39Like that, I've got to give me the best to be the best to be the best.
08:42My brother?
08:43Sorry, sorry.
08:44I was just kidding.
08:46I was just kidding.
08:47That's it.
08:48That's it.
08:50That's it.
08:50What's up?
08:51Why are you talking to the Holy Kaidahan?
08:53Why are you talking to the Holy Kaidahan?
08:54I'm telling you.
08:55I'm telling you.
08:55Now, I and Ratan were with Chutki Baba.
09:00Chutki Baba?
09:01Yes.
09:01Chutki Baba.
09:02He's such a Baba,
09:03he tells the Chutki and tells the Holy Kaidahan.
09:08Wow.
09:09They gave me this narial.
09:10And it gave me this...
09:12...pavitra angguti.
09:15The angguti?
09:16I don't know.
09:17But he said many of the mantras...
09:20...and he said that...
09:23...to put it on the Holy Kaidahan.
09:27And put it on the Holy Kaidahan.
09:29And put it in the Holy Kaidahan.
09:30About 9 hours after 8 to 9 minutes.
09:33Oh.
09:35What will it be?
09:36With that, the holy Kaidah will be doomed to my wife.
09:42Perfect.
09:43Oh, you'll be doomed.
09:44Yes, yes, Chutki Baba is a lot of knowledge.
09:48My son, I tell you too, go to him once again.
09:52But my son has married.
09:56I'm not telling you for marriage.
09:59My son, the problem is that Chutki Baba,
10:02tell him to tell him that his hair is going to hurt you.
10:09Oh, Patlal.
10:11If you have married to Chutki Baba,
10:15then I will go to Sonu for his marriage.
10:20My son, why are you taking attention to Sonu?
10:23I am, right?
10:24What?
10:26I mean, it's not from Tappu, right?
10:29We will do the right place to Sonu's marriage.
10:33One second, one second.
10:34You're talking about Poper Nagle's marriage, right?
10:37Why are you bringing me home?
10:39You're talking about Poper Nagle's marriage.
10:41You're talking about Poper Nagle's marriage.
10:43Now, listen to me.
10:45Tappu Sena,
10:46you have to prepare all the time for 8 hours until Holy Kadehen.
10:49Don't worry, Poper Nagle.
10:51You have to pay for Tappu Sena.
10:53That means the work is 200% done.
10:55Yes!
10:56Yes, Chut!
10:59Wow, wow, wow.
11:00Now, I'm going to go home,
11:01I'm going to keep this Narelo Ranguti in the temple.
11:03Okay.
11:04Let's do it.
11:05Let's do it.
11:05Let's do it!
11:10Now!
11:11Wow, God!
11:11Dear God,
11:13As I said,
11:13as the youngest father said,
11:15I'll be making this Narelo Ranguti
11:17and he will be in his grave.
11:21He will be proud of his mother'sхйж
11:23and he will be proud of me.
11:25So every year, I and my partner will make you a natural shape of indra-dhanush with the colors of
11:31indra-dhanush.
11:35And, like Chutki Baba said,
11:38I will give you 100-100 rupes for 10-100 rupes.
11:42Everything will be fine.
11:48Hey!
11:49Hey, Chutki Baba,
11:51quickly,
11:52if Popat is coming,
11:53we will be able to do both of you.
11:55You are right, Abdul.
11:57How are you preparing for the holy kathar?
11:59Popat Uncle, superb!
12:01The holy kathar will start at 8.30am.
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05I will just come in a little while.
12:06Hey Popat Uncle!
12:07Huh?
12:10Popat Uncle,
12:11you are going to go to the holy kathar.
12:13I am going to finish a small job now.
12:15Some important job, tell us.
12:17We are doing your job.
12:18Yes!
12:19Yes!
12:19Come on!
12:19I am going to go to the holy kathar.
12:22Okay?
12:22One minute, Popat Uncle.
12:24Tell us about your job.
12:25We will do it.
12:26Yes!
12:27My son,
12:28when will I do this?
12:29Look, Popat Uncle,
12:30you are not able to come to the holy kathar.
12:31Huh?
12:32What are you saying, son?
12:33I will go,
12:34I will go.
12:35Now, let's go.
12:36Yes!
12:37Come on!
12:44Chutki Baba said
12:45to give these 10-100 rupes.
12:48But no one can see here.
12:51But no one can see here.
12:51The holy kathar is not the first 10-100 rupes.
12:53So,
12:54what will happen?
12:56What will happen?
12:59What happened?
13:02The holy kathar is not the first 10-100 rupes.
13:05Why?
13:06I am giving it to me.
13:07I am giving it to me.
13:08If it is,
13:09it is only 700 rupes.
13:10I will give it to you.
13:11What?
13:12700 rupes?
13:13I am not happy.
13:15I am so happy.
13:16I am giving it to you.
13:18If I gave it to 700 rupes,
13:20I will not be able to get my job.
13:23Okay.
13:25700 rupes?
13:27Here,
13:28here,
13:30here,
13:30500 rupes.
13:32And here,
13:32700 rupes.
13:33I am giving it.
13:34Now,
13:35100 rupes.
13:40500 rupes,
13:41I am giving it to you.
13:42My brother,
13:43I am giving it to you.
13:44Now,
13:44I will give it to you.
13:47Okay.
13:48Hello.
14:03Hello.
14:05Hello.
14:05Hello.
14:06If you are not willing to give it to you,
14:07I would like to give you 100 rupes.
14:09Why?
14:11Actually,
14:12I have never done my job.
14:13So,
14:14I met a father.
14:16He told me that I would give 100 rupes.
14:18I'll give it to you, Ram.
14:21Okay, give it to you.
14:22Let's go.
14:23Stop, stop, stop.
14:28Get this, 200.
14:29200?
14:31Get it, right?
14:36I'm not going to get married.
14:39So, my father said that you want to give 10 poor people to 200.
14:43And you are 200.
14:45And my job is done.
14:46I'm going to go.
14:47Listen.
14:48Listen.
14:49Listen.
14:54Now, we have to find 7 people.
15:08Brother.
15:10Brother.
15:15Sorry, I'm going to get you from the heart.
15:18This is what 100-$.
15:19I got a lottery in my dreams.
15:23I got a dream and broke my dreams.
15:26You will be just a millionaire in my dreams.
15:28I'm going to get a dream.
15:30I'm going to get 100-$.
15:32Let's go.
15:32Think about it, think about it.
15:33Okay.
15:34You're welcome.
15:35Yes, thank you, thank you.
15:39Hello.
15:41If you don't feel bad, I can give you 100 rupees.
15:46I'm giving you a lot.
15:47Keep it.
15:48Take it.
15:50Take it.
15:51If you don't help us today,
15:54we have to listen to you tonight.
16:02Listen to me.
16:05Let's do a job.
16:06You should keep 500 rupees.
16:09Keep it.
16:11God, speak to you.
16:30Listen.
16:31Listen.
16:31Listen.
16:31If you don't help us, I would like to give you 100 rupees.
16:34Give it.
16:35Who will do that?
16:36Wow.
16:37Wow.
16:37Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:38Wow.
16:39Wow.
16:39Wow.
16:41Wow.
16:42Wow.
16:42Wow.
16:43And even a little bit,
16:50can't show more money like that.
16:53Wow.
16:57Wow.
17:00Wow.
17:01Oh, dude.
17:15My son, here is 100 rupees.
17:18100 rupees?
17:20No, no, no.
17:21Just keep 100 rupees.
17:23You're giving me happy.
17:24No, sir.
17:25I can't take money from you.
17:28Rip, keep it, son.
17:29I'm going to go to school.
17:32Please, leave me.
17:33Please, leave me, keep it.
17:34Please, don't be here.
17:35No, don't be here.
17:37Go, go.
17:46I'm paying 100 rupees.
17:49I'll get a house.
17:52I'll get to school.
17:53I'll get to school.
17:53I'll get to school.
17:56How do you?
17:58It's gone.
18:02It's gone.
18:03I got it.
18:05Wow, wow, wow, wow.
18:08Very good.
18:09It's good.
18:12Okay, brother, you got it.
18:17Which one?
18:18Keep it, keep it.
18:20Tell us about which one.
18:23Let's leave.
18:23What do you want to leave?
18:25Tell us about which one.
18:27There's no time, brother.
18:29Keep this money.
18:31Tell us about which one.
18:34Chutki Baba told me that
18:35you have to give 10 poor people to 100.
18:37I gave 10 people to 10 people.
18:39I'm not getting 10 people.
18:41I mean,
18:43I'm in 10 people.
18:45I'm poor.
18:48A teacher is poor.
18:50How do you know?
18:51Look, you always tell us
18:54that we don't have budget.
18:56We don't have budget.
18:56We don't have budget.
18:59We don't have money.
19:01We don't have money.
19:02You don't have money.
19:05What are you thinking?
19:06What are you thinking about?
19:08Opetlal.
19:09I'll keep it up, brother.
19:10I have to pay for it at 8 hours.
19:11I have to pay for it at 8 hours.
19:13Opetlal, you're worrying about the issues.
19:16I don't have any time for this.
19:18I won't do that for a friend.
19:20Look, my little mother told me.
19:23I'm doing my husband's job.
19:25I'm doing my job.
19:25You're good.
19:27Okay, but if you're good,
19:29give it.
19:33You're my good friend.
19:39Opetlal, go home and take Naryal and Rangutti.
19:42Yes, all of you.
19:43You do it.
19:45Wow, wow, wow.
19:47You're my good friend.
19:49What happened?
19:50The real man is the real man.
19:53The real man is the real man.
19:54The real man is the real man.
19:55The real man is the real man.
19:55The real man is the real man.
20:01The real man is the real man.
20:01Wow, wow, wow, being uncle.
20:02I'm going to agree with you.
20:03Yes, being uncle.
20:05You're everything from their time.
20:07Oh.
20:07Are you giving me some advice or anything?
20:12Yes and I am.
20:15Instead of giving me some advice at all.
20:18The real man,
20:19You're just kidding.
20:20All the people of you,
20:21who is coming.
20:24Who is taking my advice?
20:24I'm taking my advice,
20:25Who is taking my advice?
20:25Wow, she's taking my advice.
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20:38The first game was a father.
20:41The second game was a giving Joseph individual from having $100 to have $100.
20:43The third game was a build of a agradable man after
20:48with all the marriage of marriage.
20:50Fourth game is to get married of Popatlal.
20:53And then, the top game is to reach the happy world of Poupatlal's marriage of marriage.
20:58How good it feels, right?
21:00But in Gopuldhaham, we don't think about it.
21:04And what happens is we don't think about it.
21:06What will happen in Gopuldhaham's prayer in Poupatlal's prayer?
21:09Will Poupatlal's prayer be successful?
21:11Or will it be a big deal?
21:13It will be a big deal.
21:14Today and tomorrow,
21:16you will always be happy for the joy of the world.
21:19You will always keep the peace, peace, and peace.
21:23What will happen to you?
21:25Look at Tarak Mehta's new dream.
21:26Look at it.
21:30Tarak Mehta's new dream.
21:33Tarak Mehta's new dream.
21:36Tarak, Tarak.
21:38Kids play cricket.
21:40They're going to fall out of the rose-khi-dkhi-yong.
21:44The players are going to record record this day.
21:48My kids!
21:50Tarek Mehta's great dream.
21:54Tarek Mehta's great dream.
21:57Tarek Mehta's great dream.
22:05Om Holika and Namaha.
22:10The father said all the time he said to him,
22:13he said he was going to give him 10 bucks for 100,
22:17that's the one.
22:19He had to do the fire, that's the one.
22:22He had to wear a pair of panny, that's the one.
22:27Where is the pair of panny?
22:28You were wearing a pair of panny.
22:31If you don't get a pair of panny,
22:34then my wedding will be going to be fine.
22:40TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA TASHMA
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