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00:00Previously, unheated rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You are in all day.
01:00You are in all day.
01:01You gone through the.
01:02She died.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You are in all day.
01:08Que los, forever.
01:11Que los, forever.
01:16Que los, forever.
01:19Que los, forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
02:43Let's go!
03:17Let's go!
03:20You'll stand in my light
03:25You'll stand...
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:11He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Let's move through
05:26Ilya and so make sure I tried to touch on him
05:29Let's go
05:31I'm sorry
05:31Oh, no, no
05:42I'm sorry
05:43You should get up to me
05:46I'm sorry
05:46I'm sorry
05:47I can't help you
05:47I'm sorry
05:48I'm sorry
05:48I'm sorry
05:49It's been so unexpected
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22It's doing something.
09:25No, you come here.
09:25It's the one.
09:26It's the one.
09:27It's the one.
09:27It's the one.
09:33I don't worry, it will feed.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:38Hmm?
10:52Oh, shit knows me.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:14It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's all okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:03Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me in wonder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:38I should go.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch
13:51every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, bro.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a hockey contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian best hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:24A hard pill to swallow on all mice.
15:28A hard pill to swallow on all mice.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42You can do a豚 of steel there in January.
16:42We can't do that, dude.
16:43Not take this you ever.
16:57Beautiful moment.
17:01Cheers, guys.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet.
18:38Yes, father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be a honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won.
18:55I have to play in Lattviy.
18:59Lattviy.
19:01He's feeling so good.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Do you do not stress?
19:06No, I am sorry, dear.
19:07But not that much.
19:09They aren't taught you to discipline you in the American League.
19:12It is not a game, a hault.
19:14It is a real shame.
19:16This is not a joke.
19:16It is not that that you would have done to die,
19:17it is not proven to die.
19:18It is not true that the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our team is damaged, the team is not played.
19:27What is this for American absurd? What is this for?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is this for you?
19:46Your mother?
19:46Mom?
19:47Она не умеет этого делать.
19:53Нет, отец.
19:56Мама умерла.
20:00Ты не помнишь?
20:03Я имел в виду твоя мачеха.
20:07А где Полина?
20:09В Москве?
20:12Конечно.
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:23Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:29Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, вратарь всегда самый край.
20:36И все всегда отбирается в витаря.
20:38А Владимир Левич?
20:39Ну что с ним?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме, но...
20:42Кочев, Кочев пусть этот дом остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Он еще прийдет всех в Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать.
20:50Горошее, хорошее.
20:51Слишком хорошее.
20:53Ужасно.
20:53Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59Потому что слишком всему верно.
21:02Слишком на вас.
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты же мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Не, но у меня что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, Илья.
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила, мой отец?
22:29Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Хантер и Адмирель не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:01Он экстрасенс.
23:03А с травмированным вратарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо, не пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в Востоке.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:56Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы?
24:11Малбашки.
24:14Девушки. Просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики?
24:19Ну, ты же видел французских парней.
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не унылаешь, как они.
24:40Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:50Раньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:27Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Какая идея.
26:06Была рада тебя видеть.
26:23Окей.
26:25Капитан здесь.
26:27Грая!
26:28Грая!
26:28Грая!
26:29Грая!
26:29Грая!
26:29Грая!
26:29Грая!
26:31Я не знаю.
26:32Мама дедаила меня.
26:33О, горе.
26:35Мама дедаила меня.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, Swords.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Which in shots he ends are obviously the Custodian.
29:07Catching that, LeBron!
29:10Woo!
29:31I'm literally hungry as a part.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38They gave us you for free.
29:40Where the fuck were you?
29:40We were on in five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02...is the frames we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
30:45Bye.
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe yes, nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:08Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53What?
33:02No.
33:03All night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe, maybe, do more than you suck your
33:12dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30I don't know.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:04And if you win.
34:07And if you win.
34:09And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:57Good luck.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12Let's go.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit?
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:53Hi.
36:54I love you.
36:57I like to watch.
36:58I like better.
37:10You're so sorry.
37:13I like a backpack that's supposed to be.
37:13I look like a backpack.
37:13I know it's so normal.
37:13I do like the backpack.
37:15I do.
37:15I do like that.
37:16I'm like I'm trying to soulmate.
37:22You lasню�ower.
37:23I need to stop multitasking.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:11I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:25I need you.
39:06I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:50It's...
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you...
40:22Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06I'll...
41:18Bye...
41:19Bye.
41:21Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:28Bye.
41:30Bye.
41:36Come on.
42:16Come on.
42:31Come on.
43:01Come on.
43:31Come on.
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