00:00I mean, you've heard J.J. Watt get you going.
00:05You've heard Jim Nance get you going.
00:07Yeah.
00:08A buffoon.
00:09You've heard Ray Lewis get you going.
00:12I mean, but nobody touches.
00:15Like, Tyler's had a lot of bad things to say about this athlete.
00:18A lot of them.
00:20Calls him out of his name.
00:23I don't even mean curse words.
00:24Just compares him to Shrek.
00:28I'm always leaving a swamp.
00:30That's an ugly son of a bitch.
00:31I already know who you're talking about, and I was just on the phone with some winners.
00:34Who's the winner, by the way?
00:35I had a couple on the phone with me, and they were pumped.
00:38Oh, they were on it together?
00:40I don't know what this is.
00:43They sound like the people who got DeJoint Facebooks.
00:47That's where I was going.
00:48Nah, nah, I didn't get that out.
00:49Mike and Kelly.
00:51Bobby in Houston, though.
00:53Bobby in Houston, the winner.
00:54Shout out to Bobby in Houston.
00:55He said, congratulations, Bobby.
00:57I answered the phone, and all I heard was, ah!
01:00We did it.
01:01Hey, Bobby about to get him some ass.
01:03Go ahead, Bobby.
01:04Hell yeah.
01:04Hey, Bobby.
01:05Nailed it.
01:06Hey, honey.
01:06Respectfully.
01:07You better, hey, have a good time with him tonight.
01:10He's taking you to go see Cole Wetzel.
01:12That's right.
01:12Have yourself a good time with him tonight and on the 18th.
01:15There you go.
01:16Congratulations.
01:16On the house, too.
01:17Free tickets.
01:18That means you go in there with a pocket full of money.
01:20What'd you say his name was?
01:21Bobby?
01:22Bobby.
01:22Bobby, have your wife text in, 713-572-4610.
01:27I'd like to shout out her name.
01:28Bobby's wife.
01:29Text in.
01:30Bobby may have been her name, actually.
01:32I could see that.
01:33Bobby might have been her name.
01:34It could have been both their names.
01:35I need to know the couple's name.
01:36I should have clarified.
01:37I want to know the couple's name.
01:39I had both of them on the phone, and they were just going nuts.
01:41Okay.
01:42Good.
01:42They should, man.
01:43We love that.
01:43It'd be Bobby and Bobby.
01:44That would make for a hell of a Facebook name.
01:46Robert and Bobby?
01:49If your lady's name is Bobby and your name Bobby, do you got to take it for the team
01:58and go by Rob or Robert?
02:00Do you have to swing it, or do you just want to go as Bobby and Bobby?
02:05That's an interesting question.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Are you Dick?
02:09Well, if you're a chivalrous asshole, as all of us should be.
02:13Robert or that's Richard.
02:14That's my bad.
02:18Yeah, Robert is Dick.
02:21Robert, Richard.
02:22Yeah, Richard.
02:22Richard's Dick.
02:23Bobby is Robert.
02:25So, Bob is not Dick.
02:26No, no.
02:27Or can you shorten it to Bob?
02:30But what does the male Bob do, though, to the question, to the point?
02:34Yeah, I meant Bobby.
02:35I just, yeah, I would, someone say, oh, Champs Light said, go Big Bob.
02:39Okay.
02:40All right.
02:41Big Bob.
02:43Robert is very versatile.
02:44Well, you got Bobby, Bob, Robbie, Robert.
02:47Robert.
02:48Robert.
02:48R.
02:50Yeah.
02:51R.
02:52R.
02:53What up, R?
02:54R.
02:55R.
02:55Yeah.
02:55Bob said we'd just be Bobby squared.
02:57B dot.
02:59Right.
02:59Robbie.
03:00But listen, this, this, and I want to get serious again, because this, and we talk, we are serious.
03:07We talk about our country and everything, and you saw what USA hockey was able to do, both
03:13the men and the women.
03:14And we just watched that in the Olympics.
03:17USA!
03:18USA!
03:19And for Team USA, as they start their quest, to play and win a World Baseball Classic.
03:28That's good music behind it.
03:30The guys, the likes of Alex Brickman.
03:34Oh, uh, we'll see the chimes in with Bobbert is another route you can go.
03:41Solid one.
03:42Um, Alex Brickman, Clayton Kershaw, Bobby Witt Jr.
03:49No current Astros.
03:50Praise be.
03:51Kyle Schorber.
03:52So many guys sitting there, ready to be lit on fire, to represent their country, to run
04:00out there and play the San Francisco Giants today.
04:02Lit on fire.
04:03Here is the captain.
04:07The captain.
04:08Move over, Derek Jeter.
04:10El Capitan.
04:11The captain.
04:13Aaron Judge.
04:14Listen to him take over and get his team rolling.
04:19Listen to the speech.
04:20He gave Team USA on their quest to win a WBC championship.
04:26Take it away, Aaron.
04:28Sacrifice for your family at home.
04:29You're sacrificing for your country.
04:31And you're sacrificing for the brothers in the trenches with you every single day.
04:35That's what they want us to do, fellas.
04:37You know, we're down.
04:37We're beat up a little bit, man.
04:39You know, lean into each other, man.
04:40We're going to lay it out of the line.
04:42If we do that, we're bringing the ball home, man.
04:44I'm telling you.
04:45I'm telling you.
04:46He's telling you.
04:48He sure ain't shouting to you.
04:52He is simply telling you.
04:54Is that all Aaron has?
04:55If you do it, we'll do it.
04:58That is the most uninspirational speech I've ever heard from a lot.
05:03Mind you.
05:04Is it accurate?
05:04By the way, I'm not sure.
05:06Somebody, Cheryl, maybe you know, do they bring home gold medals or do they bring home a trophy?
05:10I didn't know.
05:10I don't know.
05:11That's a great question.
05:12Because he said bring home the gold.
05:13I don't know if they're, maybe they get medals.
05:15I'm not familiar.
05:16Chris Santiago, I know you're listening.
05:18Maybe it's a metaphor.
05:19Maybe.
05:20It's got to be.
05:21I mean, the Olympics have been around since the days of Jesus.
05:23This is a World Baseball Classic.
05:25But, no, seriously.
05:27They told you to get up in the room.
05:29And that's what you brought to the table?
05:31Which?
05:32And mind you, this is.
05:33That's why the Yankees haven't won.
05:35This is America just coming off of having won a gold medal at an actual Olympics.
05:40And this is the energy, like, you can go from gold medal at the Olympics to either trophy or gold
05:46or whatever it is that they win at the World Baseball Classic in baseball in a one fell swoop.
05:52And this is the energy we're coming off of?
05:54Not much of it.
05:56Man.
05:57Is that all he had?
05:58I bet Alex Bregman looked at him and like, oh.
06:01This guy's serious.
06:02It does give off the leader of a team that doesn't allow its players to wear beards.
06:10Right?
06:11Like, if you had to guess where does Aaron Judge spend most of his time, you would guess that it's
06:18somewhere where they don't allow men to wear beards.
06:21Someone said, was Judge giving a motivational speech in the bathroom stall?
06:24Might as well have been.
06:26What was that?
06:27Maybe that would have helped.
06:29What was that?
06:29The stank of it would have got him going a little bit.
06:32Do you think he walked away from that like, I got him.
06:34I nailed it.
06:35I nailed him with that one.
06:36These colors don't run, guys.
06:37Let's go get them.
06:39Damn.
06:39Hey, they going to play for that US of A now.
06:42That's exactly what he did.
06:43Ooh, let's go home.
06:44Hey, we might be down.
06:46And he said things I just don't know if they're accurate.
06:49Like he said, we might.
06:50He said, I know we may be feeling tired.
06:53Tired from what?
06:54They just started.
06:55Spring just got here, Aaron.
06:57Catchers just reported.
06:58Do you think George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther the King?
07:07Imagine where we'd be at the Gettysburg Address.
07:10Ross from Friends.
07:11Like anybody, any American hero would have been inspired or felt proud of that speech.
07:19Rocky.
07:20Guys, we're going to soar on Eagle's wings.
07:22Somebody.
07:23That's for the red, white, and blue.
07:24Jesse Jackson is rolling over in his grave right now.
07:28And a fresh one behind that.
07:29Don't ever forget when we're out on that diamond, it's the land of the free we're playing for, you know?
07:34Does he believe that?
07:35He doesn't even sound like he believes it.
07:38God, is there a breakdown to give?
07:41Good Lord, Aaron.
07:41It's awful.
07:43Yankees fans are going to skip his Hall of Fame speech.
07:45Like, I think you have to be somewhere in between Aaron Judge and Ray Lewis.
07:52Like, somewhere to give a good speech, you've got to be somewhere in between that.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Because Ray, I think Ray gets into a space where people around him start laughing at him.
08:03That's too much.
08:04Not with him.
08:05Laughing at him.
08:05Yeah.
08:05Because he's going too much.
08:07Yeah.
08:08I think you've got to meet the energy of the moment and of the affair.
08:12Like, the World Baseball Classic is full of flair.
08:15Like, that's the appealing part of the World Baseball Classic, even people who are not into it.
08:19I still haven't found one.
08:20Like, you've got to admit, though, if you watch it, that the energy around the World Baseball,
08:24we don't replicate this here in America, and that's maybe the issue with Aaron Judge.
08:28But an MLB game versus a World Baseball Classic game does not compare in terms of the atmosphere.
08:34You've got to at least meet the moment, dog.
08:36He ain't read the room at all.
08:39My base power read had more energy than that.
08:42Hell, yeah.
08:43Remember, guys, we're out there playing for the best damn country in the world.
08:48Let's go get them, all right?
08:49Everything we got.
08:51I know we may be feeling bad, but we're going to dig into each other.
08:53Like, what?
08:55What are you talking about?
08:56We're tired.
08:57I know it.
08:58It's been a long offseason.
09:00I would almost rather no speech.
09:02Yeah, man.
09:02Hey, guys.
09:03Hey, you know what you're doing.
09:04Let's get out there and go.
09:05Let's get it.
09:06I got the shots.
09:06Yeah, because I've been walking in the batter's box my first time up.
09:09I'd be having that stuck in my head.
09:10It'd probably make me strike out or something.
09:12He sounds like he's awful, awful picking the spot to go out.
09:17Yeah.
09:19Hey, dog, man, we don't want to go to Chili's again.
09:22All right, coming up.
09:22Hey, if that's your best man, does he give the speech?
09:25Oh, hell no.
09:26God, no.
09:27God, no.
09:27You just kind of skipped that obligation.
09:28Hell no.
09:29No, man.
09:29It goes to the next.
09:30He just disqualified from being the best man.
09:33Actually, he might be the best man because I wouldn't even throw that damn party.
09:36Anyway, coming up, Dirty's Daily.
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