00:02All right, shut up.
00:07I suppose that's as quiet as we'll get it.
00:09Right, now, most of you have been to these gatherings before, so I won't explain too much.
00:13We are in the very coveted position this morning of actually having a hospital bed to spare.
00:22And in the usual way, I'm afraid I must award it to the most deserving case.
00:26Now, you all know the allocation system, so I won't waste any more time.
00:29Who's going to start the bidding?
00:32Do I hear measles?
00:35Measles, anyone?
00:37Come on, this is a hospital bed going empty.
00:39Come on.
00:40Do I hear measles?
00:43Influenza?
00:43No, I'm sorry, come on, that's just a long lie in.
00:46I must start the bidding at measles.
00:48Measles.
00:48Measles, thank you, madam.
00:49Measles from the lady who whiff the spots.
00:50Okay, at measles, at measles, at measles, any advance on measles.
00:52Measles?
00:54Measles?
00:56Pneumonia, pneumonia, thank you, sir.
00:57Pneumonia.
00:57Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia,
01:10Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia,
01:27Pneumonia, Pneumonia, Pneumonia.
01:27duodenal ulcer. Thank you, sir. Does it hurt? Yes. And it's painful. Double pneumonia and
01:35duodenal ulcer. That is painful. Any advance on that? Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria.
01:43Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Come on.
01:48Malaria. Come on. It's not exactly terminal. Come on. Malaria. Malaria. Look, I have to
01:55tell you, I have a reserve on this bed. I've already received a telephone offer of rabies.
02:01So come on. I must tell you. It's a very good bed near the television room. Smallpox. Smallpox.
02:09Smallpox. Thank you, sir. Smallpox. Smallpox. Smallpox. Smallpox. What? Pleurisy? No, I'm sorry.
02:14Pleurisy is just a complication of smallpox. I think you're bidding against yourself there,
02:17sir. Smallpox then still at smallpox. Deep depression. Deep depression from the man on
02:23the window ledge. Thank you, sir. Deep depression. Deep depression, then. Going to the man on
02:29the window ledge. Going. Going. Gone.
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