00:00Hey there! Are you hesitant to get the vaccine?
00:03Yeah!
00:04Then get the brand new, government-approved Vaccinate Me Elmo doll!
00:08Wow! Elmo loves experimental vaccines!
00:11With the Vaccinate Me Elmo doll, your kid will finally feel the pressure and shame
00:15we've successfully made you feel to get the COVID vaccine!
00:19Quick! Give me the vaccine!
00:21Elmo don't want to be responsible for the deaths of friends or family!
00:25Thanks! Haha! Now Elmo's a good person!
00:28The Vaccinate Me Elmo doll comes with a toy syringe, a stethoscope...
00:33Elmo, your heart is beating fast! Are you having complications?
00:37Of course not!
00:38...and a tiny vial of something! It's not the vaccine, promise! It's, uh, water!
00:44Let your kid drink it!
00:45Elmo, can't you take your mask off now?
00:48No! Gotta keep that mask on! Forever!
00:52That feels like mixed messaging!
00:54With the Vaccinate Me Elmo doll, your child will be begging you to get the vaccine,
00:59just scared out of their little mind for the fate of the world, or your money back!
01:02It's your turn! Time to get the vaccine! Haha!
01:06You want to!
01:07Sorry! You have to! Haha!
01:09No!
01:09Do it!
01:11No!
01:12You have no choice!
01:13No!
01:15No!
01:16Now!
01:17Now!
01:18Now!
01:19Or else!
01:20Or else what?
01:22Last chance!
01:24Okay!
01:26Great! Elmo knows compliance!
01:29And for all you anti-science conspiracy believing parents, buy the re-released classic Tickle Me Elmo!
01:34It's perfectly normal!
01:36Hahaha!
01:37Now this is fun!
01:39Hahaha!
01:40Get the vaccine or die!
01:42Hahaha!
01:44Buy the Vaccinate Me Elmo doll today!
01:46It's required by the CDC!
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