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00:00:00You
00:00:05My coffee right right sorry
00:00:23All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry no baby
00:00:30My bad my bad my bad
00:00:38Don't worry about that. I do it all the time
00:00:42Let me remake your coffee
00:00:50Right see, it's my girl my face to wipe thanks, but no thanks
00:00:57My god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as
00:01:03hot as him would want her
00:01:05Yeah, watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:01:11Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:01:16Or having sex
00:01:18Oh
00:01:20Come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:01:39Yes
00:01:39Buy lingerie check
00:01:41Bikini watch check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious
00:01:47age of 21
00:01:48Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick. Okay. I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:01:55Mr. Big dick, okay?
00:01:58Fuck it's Luke my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:02:06Okay, don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially not about Luke's probably really big dick
00:02:11Morning dick
00:02:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:02:17You're perfect. Thank you
00:02:18Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:02:22Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you're coming. I would have got ready
00:02:25Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl
00:02:39So, uh, yeah, you're a virgin
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage 5 clinger right here
00:02:53Brooke is it
00:02:54Yeah, you forgot you're committing your medication at the clinic what and literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed
00:02:59Look, it's just
00:03:00Chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the
00:03:05medication. Oh my god
00:03:14Sounds like she already did
00:03:34I'm really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:37He doesn't like my boyfriend. What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:54So go ahead and put this on
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie
00:04:00He?!
00:04:05A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:09This day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale
00:04:19It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist
00:04:40Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:43Right, my first time
00:04:45Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:47Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller
00:04:49Nice to meet me. Pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:52Grind me
00:04:53I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:57Oh, no, he remembers me
00:05:00So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:04Yes
00:05:05That asshole
00:05:07Yes
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:12of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:14I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:17I will use a condom
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:05:22He's not good for you
00:05:23Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:25Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:32I'm ready
00:05:33I think I'm ready
00:05:35Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole
00:05:38But he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so
00:05:39You know what?
00:05:40I'm sorry that I
00:05:43Overstepped boundaries there
00:05:44Uh
00:05:45Let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:52If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor
00:05:55No, it's- I like it. It's fine
00:06:01Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:07It's okay
00:06:11It's okay
00:06:12Stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:14Stop it
00:06:15Stop
00:06:16My hands cold?
00:06:18No, they're perfect
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:22There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:27There are no abnormalities
00:06:32Thank you, Luke
00:06:34Dr. Miller
00:06:36That wasn't so bad
00:06:37Uh, Sophie
00:06:38Can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:44Okay, yes
00:06:45I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:06:48But not performing a pap smear
00:06:52So
00:06:53I need you to relax for a moment
00:06:55All right
00:06:56All right
00:06:56You're doing good
00:06:59I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:08All right
00:07:10I'm going to be
00:07:12Inserting a speculum
00:07:14You're going to swab on your cervix
00:07:16I need you to relax for a moment
00:07:21Shhh
00:07:21So
00:07:21Do you like younger women?
00:07:25I mean
00:07:26As your students
00:07:27Because you work on campus
00:07:28No, my family donated
00:07:30To the clinic
00:07:32A couple years ago
00:07:33Or a while ago actually
00:07:35And so
00:07:36In my great-grandfather's honor
00:07:37I donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:39Oh
00:07:40Duh
00:07:40Now he thinks
00:07:41You think he's a creep
00:07:43Amazing
00:07:44Last thing
00:07:45I'm going to touch your abdomen
00:07:46Just to check on your internal organs
00:07:48All right
00:07:51Relax for me
00:07:52You're doing good
00:07:53His finger's literally inside of me
00:07:55Oh my gosh
00:08:03I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:09All right
00:08:11He's so noticed
00:08:12Oh my god
00:08:13Everything looks good
00:08:15No abnormalities
00:08:17All right
00:08:18We'll be right back
00:08:26Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:31I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:38All right
00:08:38So here's your break
00:08:44Should I bring it to her?
00:08:46To the cafe?
00:08:50She's my patient
00:08:58Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:01You are so graphic
00:09:06Speaking of sperm
00:09:08I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:13Luke
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16You got a finger by the eye
00:09:17I want to talk to you
00:09:18I got a finger by the eye
00:09:19I want to talk to you
00:09:19I got a finger by the eye
00:09:21I want to talk to you
00:09:22You're a freak
00:09:23So is he like
00:09:24Good with his fingers
00:09:26Or
00:09:28Shut up, everybody
00:09:29Shit
00:09:29He's so sexy
00:09:31Maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:33Yeah, bye
00:09:34Don't worry
00:09:36Okay?
00:09:37Tonight's going to be amazing
00:09:38Okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on
00:09:41Let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:42Thank you
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo
00:09:59Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:07You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy
00:10:09You're dating a nun
00:10:10She's never going to let you smash
00:10:12I'm calling it
00:10:13Dude
00:10:14She's low-key a slut
00:10:17I just can't prove it
00:10:18You will soon
00:10:22You're going to film her?
00:10:23Dude, yo
00:10:27Dude, you're sick
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this
00:10:33And she's going to go feral
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:51Hey
00:10:51You need to pay
00:10:56Fuck!
00:10:57My eyes!
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:11:00Before I called cops
00:11:03K-K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue apartment 2
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie
00:11:14The lady
00:11:34Nervous why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:44Nervous I'm a little nervous hey don't be you know my cherries I popped
00:11:55wait what I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control you have to wait I'm sorry Mike I can't
00:12:02do this
00:12:05are you kidding me I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:09Mike why would you say something like that I'm going home
00:12:18there it's bad the hell you are not until I get something no no stop stop
00:12:42who the fuck invited you
00:12:47Dr. Miller hey Sophie hey hey hey Sophie hey hey hey can you hear me did you take something
00:13:01what's up grandpa who the fuck invited listen up dumbass making her like you is the last
00:13:09good thing that'll ever happen to you I go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can
00:13:13have her I got plenty of pussy to choose from what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league
00:13:18school anymore brother since who you ever study in Miller Hall yeah I'm Dr. Luke Miller my
00:13:26family's the biggest donor to the university since ever that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:33yeah you just pissed your future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you can
00:13:40let your buddy Jake know too no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke
00:13:44oh you want to talk
00:13:51hey hey come on
00:14:08she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:18you stole me from my date gives you the right you asshole
00:14:27I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:30stop talking to me like you're my dad I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:41so much did you have to drink I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever
00:14:47I want to sleep with just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what
00:14:51to do Dr. Miller don't call me Dr. Miller tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if
00:14:56you're not even gonna let me use it I was at the bar all right and I saw your boyfriend
00:15:05placing a
00:15:06$1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it
00:15:18wow I'm an idiot
00:15:21no you're not an idiot
00:15:24first I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm
00:15:29orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough I was
00:15:35gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole I waxed my asshole for that asshole sorry so
00:15:50so if you want my virginity
00:16:00you can have it
00:16:08someone clearly wants me are you hard right now
00:16:19we're mid-argument that's so wrong
00:16:23you're drunk I'm taking you home
00:16:27what are you doing you're drunk I'm taking you home
00:16:30what no I can't go home my roommate's there
00:16:33I told her I was gonna be at Mike's she's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:44we're here
00:16:46here where is here
00:16:48my place
00:16:50you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:54if you're comfortable
00:16:55I want to
00:16:57I mean I'm cool I'm cool with that
00:17:01but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:17:04smooth Sophie
00:17:07who says I have a girlfriend
00:17:31you're in dr. Miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:47how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:52I don't like tight spaces
00:17:55not all tight spaces
00:17:57is he a tease or do I just need to reach my mind
00:18:01come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards
00:18:04thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:09sorry I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:12I'm happy
00:18:14I'm happy
00:18:16I'm happy
00:18:47You don't have to look away doc, you've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:02Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:08and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:13No, it's this deal.
00:19:16Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:23You're kind to people.
00:19:26You're beautiful.
00:19:38Who is that?
00:19:41This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:43Um, you have to hide right now, alright?
00:19:47Come on.
00:19:50Luke!
00:19:51Are you home?
00:19:57Lukey!
00:19:58Come out, come out!
00:20:00Stop playing!
00:20:02I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:04I know you're not on call.
00:20:11Don't say a word.
00:20:13There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:20Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:22What the hell?
00:20:25She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:27We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:29She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:37What are you doing?
00:20:38You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:41I'm sleeping.
00:20:43Why don't I join you?
00:20:49I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:52Like what, baby?
00:20:53Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:56Ice cubes?
00:20:57What ice cubes?
00:20:59Like call the cops.
00:21:00Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:03Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:04Come on, Lukey.
00:21:06You know you love screwing me.
00:21:13I have someone new in my life.
00:21:17Someone new?
00:21:18Who the fuck is she?
00:21:21I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:24And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:26And I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:28And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:33No.
00:21:33You can't.
00:21:34One.
00:21:37Two.
00:21:38Fine.
00:21:39Fine.
00:21:40I'm leaving.
00:21:42Your loss.
00:21:53Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:08Holy shit.
00:22:10You smell like booze.
00:22:12I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:15What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:17Ugh.
00:22:20I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:26You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:30You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:49My virginity?
00:22:52Yep.
00:22:54Still intact.
00:22:57Fuck my life.
00:22:59Language, Ms. Tisdale.
00:23:01Jesus.
00:23:02What the hell are you doing?
00:23:05I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:07Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:10What'd you have me do?
00:23:12Don't say it.
00:23:13Don't say it.
00:23:14You could join me.
00:23:19Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:29Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:32There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:54I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:57But?
00:23:59But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:02You're my patient, for one.
00:24:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:09Second?
00:24:12You're a virgin.
00:24:14Ouch.
00:24:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:41I'm not that guy.
00:24:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl.
00:24:51I can handle myself.
00:24:54Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:05Someone's jealous.
00:25:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:12me a cup of coffee.
00:25:13Because it's cheap.
00:25:26Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:31coffee.
00:25:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:39So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:46I'm ready.
00:25:53What's that?
00:25:54As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:02Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:04Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh...
00:26:14Can I get, uh...
00:26:14You're killing me.
00:26:16So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:31Can you wait?
00:26:32Oh my god.
00:26:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked as Asia by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co
00:26:40-ed like you.
00:26:41He respects you, dummy.
00:26:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:45I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:50You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:58Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No.
00:27:03Can you just order?
00:27:19I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor.
00:27:24Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:27Luke's Psycho X followed me.
00:27:31What do you want?
00:27:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:48Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:56Can you believe it?
00:27:57Sophie's evil.
00:27:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:02A slut.
00:28:04Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:17Of course he was never yours.
00:28:21Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:26I didn't do this.
00:28:27I swear.
00:28:28I would never.
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't.
00:28:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:38Sophie?
00:28:40I'm calling the police.
00:28:41No, I would never do this.
00:28:42Please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic too.
00:28:46I'm a doctor.
00:28:53I'm a doctor.
00:29:08I'm a doctor.
00:29:15No, no, no, no.
00:29:16I'm fine.
00:29:18I'll just be going.
00:29:22We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:25I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:33Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:36It was for a friend.
00:29:38You liar.
00:29:38I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:40Let me go.
00:29:42I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:56Oh my god.
00:29:58You're crazy.
00:29:59You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please.
00:30:02I can explain.
00:30:03She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house.
00:30:08Stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:11I get it.
00:30:12But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:19Officer?
00:30:20I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:23She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:26I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop.
00:30:28Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:31You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing.
00:30:35A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:38You're better than this Luke.
00:30:41Officer, take her away.
00:30:46Let's go.
00:30:48You bitch!
00:30:49Don't deserve him.
00:30:51Let's go.
00:30:53I knew she was psycho.
00:30:55You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:30:59Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:01I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the date.
00:31:14Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:26You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course I did.
00:31:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:42I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:50Sophie, I rushed out a surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:05reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:15entertainment to you?
00:32:17Entertainment? Sophie...
00:32:18If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:36I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:49You...
00:32:51Take me seriously.
00:32:54Get in the car.
00:32:57What? To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:30I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:33We're doing both.
00:33:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here.
00:33:37The vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:41As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:45Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:53And you have a butler?
00:33:55At your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:58You're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't send you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:05My family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on.
00:34:42What even am I to Luke?
00:34:49Mother.
00:34:51This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:55Girlfriend?
00:34:56No way.
00:34:57Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:59Manners.
00:35:00Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:04Mother.
00:35:05Girlfriend?
00:35:08What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:10Gina?
00:35:12The Dean's daughter?
00:35:13The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:16Ouch.
00:35:19Mother, again.
00:35:20As I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:22And my date to the gala.
00:35:24If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:26I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:29Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:33You ungrateful child.
00:35:39If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:41Oh, before we go.
00:35:42Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:45She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:48Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:52Thank you, Mother.
00:35:53Good to see you.
00:35:59That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:10Your brother has lost it.
00:36:12Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:23Is your mom always so...
00:36:26Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:33But...
00:36:34The charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so...
00:36:38I come back every year.
00:36:39You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:41That's sweet.
00:36:42I do.
00:36:44Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:47What does that mean?
00:36:59Luke, you did not.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:05Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:08I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:09That's done.
00:37:10I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:12You said you want all of them.
00:37:15They're yours.
00:37:2180s.
00:37:21I can't accept this.
00:37:23This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:25Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:30Why do you like me?
00:37:32I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:35You.
00:37:37Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:39Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:42You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:44I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:49It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:05Of course, it's too late.
00:38:07I've already fallen for you.
00:38:11Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:18Because I want it to be right.
00:38:20I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:23of you.
00:38:24Yeah.
00:38:25But take it slow.
00:38:31Even though...
00:38:35There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:38Really?
00:38:44Really.
00:39:07Come back here.
00:39:09I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:15Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:17You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:28Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:30Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:39You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:39:50Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:57That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:01He dumped my best friend!
00:40:03The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:09Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:13Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:18Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:20I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:24mistake.
00:40:25Mm-hmm.
00:40:26That's my girl.
00:40:30Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:33I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:50Holy shit.
00:40:59It's not about being pretty.
00:41:00I just...
00:41:01I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:05I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:07Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:15You're so refreshing.
00:41:17You ready?
00:41:20You ready?
00:41:20You ready?
00:41:34You ready?
00:41:35Wow.
00:41:37She's an upgraded vagina.
00:41:38Yeah, I think you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:42Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:43Shut up!
00:41:44There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance found the train.
00:41:47If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:41:56I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:41:59This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:03Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:09Cheers.
00:42:14Girlfriend? Not for long.
00:42:29Good evening, everyone.
00:42:32Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Charity Auction.
00:42:38Our first item.
00:42:42An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:46With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:51Starting big!
00:42:535,000.
00:42:555,000.
00:42:56Now six.
00:42:56It's going to six.
00:42:57Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:59That's pretty good.
00:43:00Can I get...
00:43:02You need to come quick.
00:43:03My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:05You gonna be okay?
00:43:06No.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:16What is it?
00:43:17My throat.
00:43:19Oh, you're not?
00:43:20Breathe.
00:43:21Oh, you're not.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:26Sold!
00:43:27Number 12.
00:43:28$7,000.
00:43:29All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:31Give me a round of applause.
00:43:32Congratulations.
00:43:33Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:34Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:38Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:45Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:51What a hussy.
00:43:53Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:55I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:58I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:00I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:05Poor Lukey.
00:44:06He hasn't fooled.
00:44:08Trailer trash skank.
00:44:10Who let her kind in here?
00:44:12I wouldn't do that.
00:44:13I would never.
00:44:14I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:17Hmm.
00:44:19Really, Sophie?
00:44:20No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:21Whew.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:24Five hundred?
00:44:25All right.
00:44:26Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:29She's got student loans.
00:44:31Whatever that means.
00:44:33We're sick.
00:44:37Greed?
00:44:40I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:43No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:45Don't throw me.
00:44:46I recognize you.
00:44:47You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:48What the hell is going on here?
00:44:49Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:52Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:53Why lower your standards?
00:44:55We're millionaires.
00:44:56She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:04You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:08Motherfucker.
00:45:18I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:23Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:26Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:29Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:34Sold!
00:45:35Sold for $400.
00:45:38Wow, Sophie.
00:45:39Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:51Used goods, that's rude, Serena.
00:45:53After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:56Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:00What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:09You idiot!
00:46:11Get off the stage!
00:46:12We're leaving!
00:46:13Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:15You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:19No need, my dear.
00:46:21Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:25After all of this.
00:46:29But, but...
00:46:30No!
00:46:31No!
00:46:32Young man!
00:46:34That information you gave is illegal!
00:46:37You're a doctor!
00:46:39Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:41You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:43Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:45How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:53Stephanie?
00:46:54The nanny?
00:46:57No, no, no!
00:47:03I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:06You can't.
00:47:07You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:12university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:14So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:19checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:23Let's go!
00:47:25Get to writing.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Everybody out.
00:47:36Look at these assholes go.
00:47:38You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:40I would have been okay.
00:47:41I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:43No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:45Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:49Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:52You alright?
00:48:05What are you looking for?
00:48:08I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:14bartender.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:20Make me an appletini.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25Seriously?
00:48:28Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:33Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:35You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:40Move.
00:48:45Can you open that?
00:48:47Thank you!
00:48:52Alright.
00:48:53Let's just make it simple.
00:48:55Body shots.
00:48:58I've never done that before.
00:49:01Seriously?
00:49:02What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:04I was trying to get into school.
00:49:06I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:09He just said you're hot. Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:13Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:25Holy shit.
00:49:46Alright.
00:49:47I got the hang of that.
00:49:49Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:51Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:53New rule.
00:49:54You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:55Is that so?
00:49:59Then...
00:50:00Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:10Shame, shame
00:50:11You're trying to play with my emotion
00:50:14Blame, blame
00:50:15Only you feel like a devotion
00:50:18How'd you ever think
00:50:20You could pull this shit
00:50:21Think you could get away with it
00:50:23Be careful what you get
00:50:25Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:37I'm sorry, was that
00:50:39You dragged me fucking wild
00:50:42Luke, I'm ready
00:50:50God, I'm an idiot
00:50:52Wait, what?
00:50:53Sophie, I want you to fly
00:50:55I'm sorry
00:50:57Fuck
00:50:57Luke, no, no, no
00:50:59I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:01I want to do this with you
00:51:02Lose my virginity
00:51:05Sophie
00:51:07Don't Sophie me
00:51:08That's so patronizing
00:51:11Okay, I'm trying
00:51:13But I'm going to be the person responsible
00:51:15If you get hurt
00:51:16I don't want to be the guy
00:51:18That, you know, leads to you ruining your life
00:51:20I'm terrified of that
00:51:21It's this that hurts me
00:51:23What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:25What would be so terrible about us being together
00:51:27Being together
00:51:28Sophie
00:51:30Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:33I mean, my family sucks
00:51:34My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:37I mean, of course I want to be with you
00:51:41But am I right for you?
00:51:43And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:46I might be a virgin
00:51:47But this whole
00:51:47It's not you, it's me thing
00:51:49Is really freshman year
00:51:54So
00:51:55Where are you going?
00:51:56I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:51:58I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:01You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:03But really
00:52:03You're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:08Don't follow me
00:52:14Damn it
00:52:21Guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:23To be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:39What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:40You've rejected me thrice
00:52:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:47Nope
00:52:49Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:52So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:52:54All to myself
00:52:59What?
00:53:00You heard me
00:53:01Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:05Seriously?
00:53:07You're into this?
00:53:08Like you might want to like hook up?
00:53:11Hell yeah I would
00:53:12Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:14Wow
00:53:15I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:17Maybe that's the problem
00:53:19I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:23Pause
00:53:25What did you just say?
00:53:30I'm a virgin?
00:53:33She's a virgin y'all
00:53:35Aw, cute
00:53:37Excuse me?
00:53:38Too much work
00:53:39You're probably super clingy too
00:53:41You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:45S-sweetie?
00:53:46I'm a senior
00:53:47That's even sadder
00:53:50You were just into me
00:53:52Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:55You're obviously a nice girl
00:53:57But I'm looking for a fun time
00:53:58You know
00:54:00You're gonna get feels
00:54:01And it's gonna get messy
00:54:03And
00:54:05Sorry
00:54:07What?
00:54:08I'm Bled
00:54:16I'm in this
00:54:17$80,000 dress
00:54:19And I can't even get a stupid
00:54:20Horny prat guy
00:54:22To get with me
00:54:24He would probably fuck anything
00:54:26Except for me, apparently
00:54:30Oh, and Luke
00:54:31Of course, Luke on the other hand
00:54:32He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:35And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:37That he didn't need to see more
00:54:41You know what?
00:54:46Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:48I'm not the hospital right now
00:54:49Oh, look at me
00:54:50I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:53And I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:54And I just love to lead girls on
00:54:57With the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:01Say something, asshole
00:55:04Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:06So you can what?
00:55:07Not have sex?
00:55:08Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:09I think I'll stay right here
00:55:10Where the guys at least have
00:55:11I don't know
00:55:12The decency to not lead me on
00:55:14Guys?
00:55:15What guys?
00:55:16Did someone do something to you?
00:55:17Of course not
00:55:18They said I was too messy
00:55:20Too messy
00:55:21And too much
00:55:23And I guess that means
00:55:24You get a second chance
00:55:26So
00:55:26You either fuck me
00:55:27Or you lose me
00:55:31I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:32I'm coming to get you
00:55:33Keep the phone on you
00:55:34Alright?
00:55:46Sophie
00:55:47Sophie
00:55:47Hey, wake up
00:55:53I got you
00:55:54Come on
00:56:09Is she
00:56:15She's fine
00:56:16She's
00:56:17Bottled water in two of these in the morning
00:56:19I don't know what she drank
00:56:21But whatever it is
00:56:21It's gonna hit her hard
00:56:25Sophie
00:56:26You're gonna be the death of me
00:56:45Rise and shine
00:56:47Party animal
00:56:48You have a lot to tell me
00:56:53You feel like shit
00:56:54You look like shit
00:56:56But like
00:56:57A million bucks
00:56:59So is this a gift from Luke?
00:57:01Everly, the only thing
00:57:03That is gonna make this vodka
00:57:04Tequila hangover worse
00:57:06Is hearing his name
00:57:07He led me on
00:57:09And then
00:57:09Left me for Ted
00:57:10But Luke brought you back to the
00:57:12Ev
00:57:13I don't wanna hear it
00:57:16I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:19I guess I'm just too much work
00:57:20As a virgin
00:57:22So I've decided
00:57:25I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:27Huh?
00:57:28Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:31People
00:57:31Guys
00:57:32Aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:35Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:36And looking like one
00:57:41I need you
00:57:42To help me look slutty
00:57:48No way
00:57:48I'm not gonna do that
00:57:49You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:51Why not?
00:57:52Soph, you are sexy
00:57:53I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:55Guys, don't go for that
00:57:57I look like a nun librarian
00:58:00I'm giving off
00:58:00Don't fuck
00:58:01Snooze fest
00:58:02Boring
00:58:04Soph, as your best friend
00:58:05I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:06That you don't have to change yourself
00:58:08For the right guy
00:58:09The thing is
00:58:09Mr. Right
00:58:10Isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:15Warm me up
00:58:32Perfect
00:58:54Isn't that that one
00:58:55Dorky barista chick?
00:58:56There's no way
00:58:57That goes off
00:58:59Yeah
00:58:59It is
00:59:01That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:02Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:05Everyone's looking at you
00:59:06Good
00:59:07I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:08I mean more
00:59:09Hmm
00:59:15Holy shit
00:59:16There he is
00:59:17Are you gonna say something?
00:59:21Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:23No
00:59:24I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:26Mmm
00:59:33Thanks, babe
00:59:33I mean, it's all beautiful
00:59:43And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:45A latte would be nice
00:59:46But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:49I take all kinds of tips
00:59:50What the hell's going on here?
00:59:52Stop interrupting, Grandpa
00:59:53What the fuck did you just say?
00:59:55One latte
00:59:56Coming right up
00:59:59And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:01Sophie, what is this?
01:00:03You're dressed different
01:00:04You're acting different
01:00:04I don't get it
01:00:06Whoops
01:00:07Let me get that for you
01:00:15So did you want a coffee?
01:00:16The ab shining is on the house
01:00:19Sophie, I don't...
01:00:20Is this like a punishment?
01:00:21I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:22But it's only yourself and other guys
01:00:23It's not you
01:00:24That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:26I gave you a chance
01:00:28And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:30And isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:33Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:35They got on the land fair
01:00:37You should come
01:00:39She's got plans
01:00:41Actually, I don't
01:00:42My first frat party invite?
01:00:45Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:48She'll bring you home, girl
01:00:50God's gonna love you
01:00:51I will, see you tonight
01:00:55You're not going to that
01:00:56Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend
01:00:58You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:00That's not true
01:01:01Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:03My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:09Sophie, I'm not gonna let you fill your life away
01:01:11Just because of me, all right?
01:01:12If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party 36 years old
01:01:14I will
01:01:18What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:21Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:23Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:25Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:27I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:34Everly, not funny
01:01:36Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:39And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:41If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:44How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:47That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:49Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:55Red push-up bra
01:01:56Or pink?
01:01:57Red
01:02:11Get in
01:02:11Get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:14Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:18Sick costume, bro
01:02:21Right
01:02:24God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:29Sorry
01:02:30Rules
01:02:40Idiot
01:02:44I have to get to her
01:02:45Where is she?
01:02:48Stop being shy, you look hot
01:02:53See?
01:02:56Wait, hand me your phone
01:02:57Why?
01:03:03Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:10No
01:03:11Yes
01:03:14I'm good anywhere
01:03:15I don't pay a fee
01:03:16VIP with the bosses
01:03:17I got a hat
01:03:18I have to get to her
01:03:20Where is it?
01:03:21Popping bottles with the models
01:03:22Get like me
01:03:23My wrist don't close
01:03:25Never missing any meals
01:03:26I feel like LeBron
01:03:27Cause I get the ring
01:03:28If you're bad
01:03:29And you know what you're my 20 quince
01:03:30I need to be so drunk
01:03:32To predict what you just did
01:03:33He opened it immediately
01:03:35He's so whipped
01:03:37Welcome to the party
01:03:42I need to be so drunk
01:03:43To predict what you just did
01:03:44He opened it immediately
01:03:46He's so whipped
01:03:49Welcome to the party
01:03:53Do it off his ass
01:03:55Woo!
01:03:57Woo!
01:03:59Woo!
01:03:59Hell yeah!
01:04:00What?
01:04:00Looks a little something like this
01:04:01Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:03Ay, ay, ay
01:04:04This is what you pop
01:04:11It's just...
01:04:12Not the same when it's not him
01:04:14Sophie!
01:04:15Sophie!
01:04:17Sophie!
01:04:19Sophie!
01:04:20Sophie!
01:04:22Sophie!
01:04:23Sophie!
01:04:24Woo!
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:27Woo!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:30Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Woo!
01:04:37Woo!
01:04:37Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:40Woo!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:42Woo!
01:04:42Woo!
01:04:42Just give me a second guys
01:04:48Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:54You're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you?
01:04:56Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all
01:04:58That's a lie
01:05:00You talk?
01:05:04Come on Sophie, let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:07Coming, my friend here's just leaving
01:05:10Actually, I'll join
01:05:11What?
01:05:12No
01:05:13Don't move me down here!
01:05:22Who's going first?
01:05:25I'll spin
01:05:26Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:28I hope it lands on me
01:05:29He seems experienced
01:05:43Fuck
01:05:45Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:05:49Rolls roll
01:05:49As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out
01:06:06Can you talk like adults?
01:06:08Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:13You know, you dress like this makes me on a fucking radio
01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:11What?
01:07:13Time's up
01:07:14What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:17I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke
01:07:20Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:40So, how was it?
01:07:44Luke's a little too shy for me
01:07:46I'm gonna spin again
01:07:50Sophie?
01:07:52Fuck
01:07:59Me?
01:08:01Sophie, come on, him
01:08:03You had your chance, Luke
01:08:05Come on, Noah
01:08:16Okay, so...
01:08:17I've never kissed anyone before
01:08:19What?
01:08:20So, I'm gonna embarrass myself
01:08:22So, I'm warning you
01:08:25You can relax
01:08:26Yes
01:08:26I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway
01:08:28Really?
01:08:30But...
01:08:30All the rumors
01:08:32Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:08:34Derek says that you put your legs behind your head
01:08:38I don't even know, Derek
01:08:41I'm sorry, Noah
01:08:42But neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:08:44I'm so screwed
01:08:47Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin
01:08:49And I'm the only one
01:08:50They're gonna kill me
01:08:52No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:08:54No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:08:56Wait
01:08:58I'll help you
01:09:01How?
01:09:07It's awful quiet in there, Noah
01:09:09Come on, virgin
01:09:13Oh, they're gonna call me that till I freaking graduate
01:09:16We don't have time, just come here
01:09:20You can tell them you lost it to me
01:09:22Really? You don't care?
01:09:25No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous
01:09:27You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care
01:09:30Just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:36I owe you
01:09:40Noah! Are you in there?
01:09:43Oh, yeah
01:09:46Oh, yeah
01:09:46It's getting crazy in there
01:09:49Oh, yeah
01:09:51Alright, that's enough
01:09:55Sophie, if you open the damn door
01:09:58Okay, ready? It's working
01:10:02Oh, you really want to piss him off
01:10:04He deserves it
01:10:30What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:31What the fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:35Well...
01:10:37First I unzipped his pants
01:10:39And then I saw his cock
01:10:47Liar
01:10:49You don't know that
01:10:53You know you belong to me
01:10:55Correct?
01:11:16Yo!
01:11:19Get out!
01:11:30I need his office
01:11:33I don't want to
01:11:36Me too
01:11:52What?
01:11:53Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:55No
01:11:56No, I'm not changing my mind
01:11:58I'm just kicking myself
01:12:01I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:04You fucking idiot
01:12:07You are
01:12:08Am Jordan
01:12:23I'ma bro
01:12:26To our next episode
01:12:31Someone better be dying
01:12:34What's it, code blue?
01:12:36They are.
01:12:40I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:46I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this?
01:12:53Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:56I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:12:59But not in some shitty frat house. You deserve better than that.
01:13:05Better how?
01:13:09You have a passport, right?
01:13:14So, sexy underwear?
01:13:16Track.
01:13:17A jacket?
01:13:19Track.
01:13:19A bikini. Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:22He didn't tell me.
01:13:26Crap, he's here.
01:13:29Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:37No way.
01:13:38This man's insane.
01:13:39He's actually psycho.
01:13:42On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:46Good luck soldier.
01:13:50Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:52He's hot.
01:13:53Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:55It's finally happening.
01:13:57It's finally happening.
01:14:22You look incredible.
01:14:24Huh? You said airport fit.
01:14:26I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:34This is so psychotic.
01:14:36Am I really worth all this?
01:14:40It's the first times.
01:14:44Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:48International.
01:14:59Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:03I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise. You ready?
01:15:12A croissant?
01:15:14You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:17It's a hit.
01:15:19Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:27Are you crazy? You took me to Paris?
01:15:39Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
01:15:41I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:46Luke.
01:15:54You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:56I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:00I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:02Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:44I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me either.
01:16:47You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:52Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:02Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:05She's all yours?
01:17:07Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:14We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:18Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:20We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:25Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:27I'm sorry?
01:17:30Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:34I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:42I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:17:47Wow.
01:17:49What do you think the odds are?
01:17:51Like, 1.6 in 100?
01:17:54You probably hate me.
01:17:57As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:02Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:04I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:13Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:25King Grey.
01:18:25Bridgette Deizbare
01:18:25Would you like to hear it?
01:18:25It was sad.
01:18:39We have to be children.
01:18:39We have to wait.
01:18:39Please join us.
01:18:39Every night please pay them.
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