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00:00at our announce table big kick to theory oh no oh no we've seen that look in the eyes of
00:09big jim
00:10before big jim could be the worst night for the vision yet heading up to the to the top rope
00:19oh wait wait wait logan paul and his attack thwarted by jimmy who comes off the top rope
00:28logan took the bullet for austin theory but now big jim raining down rights yeah but logan paul
00:35the numbers game now for the vision beating the hell out of jimmy uso here
00:43after the night they've had i cannot be surprised that logan paul is out here
00:47the night they've had
00:48big enough uh-oh
00:59cory cory what what oh may have been jay uso on crutches said he wanted to his brother jimmy
01:07the vision has no idea that jay uso's behind them
01:13the world tag team champions bringing the fight to the vision the vision's night went for bad to worse
01:26one team
01:28one and done
01:34what's that word they've been throwing around regarding the vision lately cole
01:38snake bit
01:42it has been that kind of night paul hayman sent to a hospital after a stop
01:47rogan paul and austin theory said scurry thanks to the usos
01:53things are unraveling fast
01:57i have a lot of things that i want to get off my chest
02:08why i'm calling i expected him to be here by now
02:11no maybe he's gonna be your problem
02:14all right man i'll call you when i know thanks nick bye
02:18whoa whoa dan house
02:19ah cole here
02:21steve austin nice to meet you adam pierce
02:22oh i get it glasses disguise yeah adam pierce
02:25what are we doing
02:26well anyways as you saw dan house and debuted with thunder surprise
02:29and cheers so i've got a list of demands for you
02:32demands yes demand housings i need a blimp
02:35hall of fame induction this year
02:37my personal assistant my personal camera boy
02:39triple h pointing photo those famous ones that he does
02:42okay and uh face on all of the trucks
02:44you can have that so you do not forget it
02:46why is it soggy
02:48well i fell on the toilet
02:50okay what are we doing
02:51judgment day have you met dan
02:52guys judge no no no listen listen listen
02:54have you met dan house i got a match
02:56i understand you have a match but this is important it's dan housing
02:59he has a list of demands and i need a drink thank you
03:02hello finn hello dom hello uh
03:06i already hate this guy
03:08he nice isn't he
03:09yeah hey anyway oh this is nice can i have this
03:12hey oh this is as close as you're ever gonna get to one of these
03:14but it's not so nice to meet you so why don't you beat it before something bad happens
03:19oh bad happens to me guess what you are cursed
03:29what get a load of this guy i don't know
03:31he thinks he's a he's like a batman
03:36that doesn't bode well for dominic misterio and by the way
03:39he may need some of those those teeth that dan housing carries around because coming up next
03:44this is going to be physical it's a battle for the intercontinental championship
03:47penta versus dirty dom for the intercontinental title live and it's next
04:17i pay all the lawyers free i'm out of the back
04:25Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the winner of the 2026 Women's Elimination Chamber,
04:34Rhea Bloody Ripley!
04:37This is Love Utility!
05:07Rhea, congratulations on winning the Elimination Chamber and punching your ticket to Las Vegas.
05:15You know, Rhea, it has been an eventful 48 hours, let's say, so I'll ask you this.
05:20How do you feel knowing that the woman you'll face for the Women's Championship at WrestleMania is Jade Cargill?
05:33It's been a whirlwind of emotion these last couple of days, to say the least.
05:42I mean, losing our Women's Tag Team Championships on SmackDown, it sucks.
05:48It really, really sucked.
05:54Because Io, she's been so many different things to me.
06:01She's been my opponent, she's been my tag partner, but most importantly, she's been my best friend.
06:17So, I just want to say, thank you Io.
06:22Thank you for always supporting me and standing by me.
06:25And most of all, thank you for pulling me out of a very, very dark situation.
06:37You did the same for me, Rhea.
06:41But you won the chamber and showed everyone why mommy is always on top!
06:59I will be alright, I will be okay on roll.
07:04You go handle your business and win the WWE Women's Championship at WrestleMania!
07:16Do it! Do it!
07:20Oh, thank you Io.
07:23You know, I will do it.
07:26And I'm going to do it for you.
07:30So, hold down Raw for me.
07:33Because this Friday...
07:37Come here.
07:40This Friday, I'm gonna be seeing Jade Cargill face to face on SmackDown.
07:49And come WrestleMania, I will be leaving your new WWE Women's Champion.
08:06Rhea Ripley focused on Jade Cargill.
08:10Six weeks from Saturday, WrestleMania weekend begins.
08:15And the road to WrestleMania for Monday Night Raw, live on Netflix, goes to the Pacific Northwest.
08:21Next Monday night, Seattle, Washington.
08:24And a massive matchup has been made already by our general manager, Adam Pearce and Corey.
08:30It has to do with the Women's Intercontinental title.
08:32Well, we heard the new Intercontinental Champion, AJ Lee, say she was gonna be a fighting champion.
08:36Well, we're gonna find out who her new number one contender is.
08:40As Io, Bayley, Lyra, Asuka, Raquel and Ivy all collide in a gauntlet match.
08:48And also next week, it'll be official.
08:51These two powerhouses go at it.
08:54Oba, Femi and Rusev, one on one next Monday Night Live on Raw.
08:59When the moon shines, my lights grow, try to...
09:15Come on, Femi and Rusev!
09:17Yeah!
09:17Yeah!
09:18Yeah!
09:19Yeah!
09:19Yeah!
09:19Yeah!
09:20Yeah!
09:21Yeah!
09:22Yeah!
09:24Yeah!
09:24Yeah!
09:32Well, this fan, Penta Corey, has had a few opportunities over the past year at the Intercontinental Championship.
09:39But he may be as focused as we've ever seen.
09:43And he beat El Grande Americano to earn this opportunity a couple of weeks ago.
09:47Penta believes he has been waiting his entire career, if not longer.
09:52I'm talking a lifetime for this opportunity.
09:56Penta is absolutely ready.
09:58This is a young man who grew up starving in the streets of Mexico until he found Lucha Libre.
10:04Penta said the minute he put on a Lucha mask, he felt like a superhero.
10:09Like he was put on this earth to accomplish great things.
10:12He could do just that tonight on Raw.
10:15And now it's all about providing for his beautiful family, he told me earlier on today.
10:21He never takes any match, he never takes any night, any opportunity to perform for granted.
10:27It's about what have you done for me lately, what can I do for you tonight?
10:31Penta lives for the fight.
10:34He says nothing makes him feel quite as alive as the heat of combat.
10:39But there's a problem for Penta.
10:42Dominic Mysterio is 3-1 in one-on-one matches versus Penta over their careers.
10:54Penta has got to leave that in the rear view mirror if he wants to get past the king of
10:58the Luchadores tonight.
11:02And tonight's WWE Raw is brought to you by Planet Fitness.
11:07We're all strong on this planet.
11:13We're all strong on this planet.
11:39This young man was born for it.
11:43Of course, accompanied by J.D. McDonough and Finn Balor, it's going to be interesting to see if they're really
11:49out of here just to wait to celebrate with Dominic after what Dominic calls a victory tonight.
11:57Well, there you go, casting a Spurgeon once again.
11:59Dirty Dom has the opportunity to inspire the entire world yet again with a career-defining performance as double champion.
12:09L.A. mega champion, intercontinental champion, king of the Luchadores.
12:14Oh, and he was just cursed moments ago, Michael Cole.
12:17Yeah, that does not bode well, he was cursed by Dan Housen.
12:20This is Dominic Mysterio's first matchup, his first title defense since winning the championship back at Survivor Series over John
12:29Cena.
12:30That was in late November.
12:31Remember, Dominic had suffered a shoulder injury, missed a few months of his career, but now he's back.
12:40Let's head up to the ring, and the great Alicia Taylor.
12:48The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
12:53One fall.
12:54And it is for the Intercontinental Championship.
13:05Introducing the challenger from Icuttapec, Mexico, weighing in at 87 kilos, Penta.
13:24And his opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 200 pounds, representing the Judgment Day.
13:38He is the triple A mega and intercontinental champion, Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
13:57The official in this match is Eddie Arengo.
14:00He will officiate for the Intercontinental Championship tonight.
14:04Penta challenging Dominic Mysterio here, live on Monday Night Raw.
14:08Let's talk some strategy, Corey.
14:10If you're Dominic, how do you keep your title tonight?
14:12Use your wits.
14:14Dirty Dom inherited Eddie Guerrero level in ring IQ.
14:19Sometimes people consider it taking a shortcut.
14:21I consider it outsmarting your opponent.
14:24What about Penta?
14:25How does he win his first championship here in WWE?
14:28Penta's gonna have to make this a fight.
14:30Penta likes to stand and throw his hands.
14:32Penta likes to take extreme risks.
14:34Go a little hardcore win.
14:37Dominic in his second reign as the Intercontinental Champion.
14:40Delivers a kick to Penta.
14:43And Penta now, we're gonna pick up the pace.
14:45And Hurricane Rana sends Dominic Mysterio out to the floor to catch his breath.
14:51Judgment Day has made themselves comfortable at ringside.
14:54JD and Finn looking on, and Dominic with a kick to the face.
14:58Dom able to throw Penta off of his game, if only momentarily.
15:02Here comes the King of the Luchadores.
15:03A kick by Penta, caught Dominic in the face.
15:06And Penta now with a drop kick, driving Dominic outside the ring again.
15:10Penta gonna turn it up here.
15:13Up over the top, tope congilo by Penta.
15:17And Penta, trying to win the Intercontinental title.
15:22This is what it's gonna take.
15:26This is for the Intercontinental Championship.
15:28Live on Monday Night Raw on Netflix from Indianapolis, Indiana.
15:32And Dominic Mysterio, after a slight distraction,
15:36which is really Penta's fault earlier on.
15:38Dominic's taking control of this match.
15:40I'd like you to say that once again, perhaps a little louder so JD and Finn can hear you,
15:44as you once again cast aspersions in their direction.
15:47And you just admit it, Penta took his eye off the ball.
15:50Up over the top, Penta rolling out of harm's way.
15:53And now a clothesline, followed by another one.
15:55As Penta looks to pick up the pace here.
15:58Kick to the back of the leg.
15:59And Penta with a sling blade, face first.
16:04Intercontinental Champion out of sorts at the moment.
16:06Dirty Dom needs to figure out a way to solve this offense.
16:09From the man with no fear.
16:11Cover the title off the kick to the back of the head.
16:14And a kick out by Dominic Mysterio.
16:20Look at the intensity in the eyes of Penta.
16:23Dom out of the way just in time.
16:25And look at that, that's the Mullet-O-Matic.
16:28Almost had him in a kick out.
16:30I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
16:32Mullet-O-Matic, that was named by Dirty Dom.
16:34I didn't make it up.
16:35Well in that case, it's a great idea.
16:36I love that name.
16:37I might put it on a t-shirt.
16:43Dirty Dom so close to retaining the championship there.
16:52And look at, he's mentioned the great Eddie Guerrero moments ago.
16:57Dominic Mysterio looking to deliver three amigos to Penta here.
17:01An homage to the man Dominic wished raised him.
17:08Countered by Penta.
17:09A great counter by Penta.
17:10Now the champ's in trouble.
17:11Penta trying to get back into this.
17:16Penta trying to rally the WWE fans here in Indianapolis.
17:20And a kick by Dominic.
17:21Stops Penta in his tracks.
17:22Now Mysterio up the second rope and that'll cost him.
17:25Kick by Penta to the face.
17:28Penta extremely comfortable in high risk situations such as this.
17:34Dirty Dom doing his best to fight out of the situation.
17:36Piero Tazzo by Penta.
17:38Yeah, Penta turned that around quickly.
17:40Now Dominic though with a boot to the face stuns Penta.
17:44And now Mysterio with a DDT on the apron.
17:48And that may be the game changer the champ needed.
17:51And quickly back into the ring looking for a cover to put this one away.
17:54To retain his championship.
17:56Inside leg hooked.
17:57But Penta still kicks out.
17:59Let's take another look at how resourceful the Intercontinental Champion can be.
18:03A DDT driving the challenger onto the apron.
18:06And I don't know if Penta's gonna be able to come back from that.
18:13Dominic taking his time, realizes he's in control.
18:22Well placed right hand by the champion, answered by the challenger.
18:26Yeah, Penta still got fight left in him.
18:33If Dom gets too confident in a fight situation, it may be a mistake.
18:38Penta extremely comfortable throwing fists.
18:40Likes to just get ugly and make a match a fight.
18:44And now Penta launched out to the apron.
18:47And a big forearm by Dominic.
18:50Drops Penta to the floor.
18:52Dirty Dom now looking to fly.
18:54Wow, Dominic takes out Penta.
18:56May have hurt himself as well.
18:59Remember Dominic had that shoulder injury.
19:02Prevented Dom from defending his Intercontinental Championship.
19:05But I assure you Dom is ready for tonight.
19:11Penta and Dominic Mysterio now blasting Penta into the Timekeeper's area.
19:18Who wants it more?
19:23Dominic Mysterio again trying to take the mask off Penta.
19:26But Penta able to fight back from the top rope.
19:30Looking for the Intercontinental title, what a cross body.
19:32And this is what Dominic was trying to avoid.
19:35Penta is starting to pick up some momentum here.
19:39Once Penta strings together some offense, he can become like a runaway train.
19:43Almost impossible to stop.
19:45Dom not where he wants to be.
19:48Rare miscalculation by Penta.
19:50Nice recovery.
19:50That'll drive the wind out of you.
19:53And a cover by Penta.
19:56Wraps the arm and the leg, forcing Dominic to kick at it too.
20:01Great ring awareness by the challenger realizing Dom might be able to reach for
20:05the bottom rope.
20:07And to trap the arm.
20:08And JD McDonough and Finn Balor, Dom's brethren from the Judgment Day,
20:12have been true to their word.
20:14They're out here to cheer Dominic on and to celebrate if Dominic wins.
20:24Uh-oh, uh-oh.
20:29And a kick to the face.
20:34Dirty Dom on Dream Street at the moment.
20:38Penta sent across the ring.
20:39He'll go up over the top to a backstabber.
20:43Cover.
20:44Penta for the title.
20:46Now the shoulders are down.
20:48And that may have cost him as Dominic got the shoulder up.
20:50It may have made all the difference.
20:52Penta unintentionally pulled Dom's shoulder off while attempting to secure his arm.
20:57Honest mistake, but that could prove to be fatal.
21:00But great job by the referee, Eddie Arengo,
21:03making sure the shoulders are down before administering the count.
21:08And now Penta setting up perhaps for the Mexican Destroyer to put Dominic away.
21:15But Dominic ready for it.
21:16Into a driver.
21:17Cover now by Dominic.
21:20A kick out at two.
21:23Dominic cannot believe that Penta was able to kick out.
21:26Fantastic counter by the Intercontinental Champion, Dirty Dom.
21:31Modified Michinoku driver.
21:33Put Penta down, but couldn't put him away.
21:37When does doubt start to creep in for Dominic?
21:40I don't know that it does.
21:41I don't know that it has to.
21:43Dirty Dom has been supremely confident.
21:45Uh-oh, position for the 619.
21:48Here we go.
21:49Dirty Dom connects to Penta.
21:53And now Dom going to go up top to put Penta away.
21:59Quick of a splash.
22:00Penta caught him.
22:01And Dominic about to be made a sacrifice.
22:08The sacrifice to Dom and remember the bad shoulder.
22:12This good spell disaster for the champion.
22:15Penta has it hooked.
22:16Look at it.
22:16Oh, Penta driver.
22:17Here's the cover for the win.
22:20Dominic kicks out at two.
22:23Dominic kicked out of the Penta driver.
22:25And that can be a game changer and a heartbreaker for Penta.
22:30For the challenger.
22:31You land your best shot.
22:33The Penta driver.
22:34Middle of the ring.
22:35And the champion kicks out.
22:40Now the doubt has to creep in on Penta.
22:43Trying to win his first championship here in WWE.
22:46He had a golden opportunity.
22:48And Dom's still able to survive.
22:53Now Penta's taking the fight, but he's gotta be careful.
22:58Yeah, you're right.
22:58Penta can't let his emotions get the bested unless he gets disqualified.
23:02And he's showing a little bit of leniency.
23:04Understanding the stakes in this matchup.
23:06Yeah, Penta finally.
23:08And driven away for Dominic Mysterio.
23:11That was close.
23:16And Dominic is reeling.
23:19Going across the ring.
23:21Following up with a shoulder to the midsection.
23:24A little look at the judgment day.
23:27Oh!
23:27Shoulder first to the post.
23:29And Dominic Mysterio.
23:30That was desperation as he collapsed.
23:32Collapsed.
23:33Collapsed.
23:34Ah!
23:37Ah!
23:41Give me the hammer!
23:44Give me the bell hammer!
23:46Give me the bell hammer!
23:46Come on!
23:46Come on!
23:48Dominic acting JD to get the hammer.
23:50This is way down to Dominic's playbook recently.
23:53There's so much to stand out of it.
23:57Hey!
23:57No!
23:58No!
23:59What do you think?
24:00He said he wants to do it by himself!
24:01Let him do it by himself!
24:03He said give me the hammer!
24:03He said give me the hammer!
24:04He said he wants to do it by himself!
24:05Let him do it by himself!
24:06All right!
24:07Let him do it by himself!
24:09And look out!
24:10Penta taking out judgment day!
24:12Hey!
24:12Bauer the voice of reason there!
24:14Dom did say he wanted to do it by himself!
24:17He did!
24:17But I don't know if Dom really meant it!
24:20It doesn't matter now does it?
24:24Penta's got Dominic in trouble!
24:25Run for the Mexican Destroyer!
24:27Dominic dropped toehold into position for the 619!
24:31This time Penta moves out of harm's way!
24:34Up over the top!
24:35Mexican Destroyer!
24:37Cover!
24:38One!
24:39Two!
24:39Penta wins his first title!
24:44Here is your winner!
24:46The new Intercontinental Champion!
24:52Penta!
24:54Penta finally climbs the mountain!
24:59After numerous opportunities!
25:01Penta wins his first title in WWE!
25:07Here are the closing moments!
25:09Penta!
25:10Shoulder first into the ring post and Dirty Dom would command JD!
25:16No!
25:17No!
25:18He said he wants to go by himself!
25:20He said he wants to go by himself!
25:23Let him do it by himself!
25:24Let him do it by himself!
25:25Let him do it by himself!
25:27Let him do it by himself!
25:29And amongst the...
25:30Dom did say he wanted to do it by himself!
25:32He did!
25:32But JD was trying to have the champions back!
25:35Penta able to evade the 619 attempt and deliver a Mexican Destroyer!
25:42And from sleeping and starving in the streets to the absolute top of the world!
25:48Congratulations to the man with no fear!
25:51Penta!
25:51The new Intercontinental Champion!
25:55The new Intercontinental Champion!
26:02The new Intercontinental Champion!
26:17Well, ladies and gentlemen, congratulations to Penta!
26:20He deserved it and he earned it!
26:22An incredible moment!
26:24A long time coming!
26:25Congratulations!
26:26I couldn't be happier with Penta!
26:27And what a mess we've got heading into Friday Night SmackDown!
26:30When we went off the air on Saturday, the last thing I said was Randy Orton will face Drew
26:37McIntyre for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania!
26:40But Drew got involved in the Chamber and in a way, screwed Cody Rhodes again!
26:46This happened after the Chamber went off the air!
26:49General Manager Nick Aldis was beside himself!
26:56I told you I was gonna be dangerous and unpredictable!
26:59The goals I have to say now!
27:02I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
27:03I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
27:03I'm the champ!
27:05Drew, you seem to be so hell-bent on preventing Cody Rhodes to get another shot at you.
27:11Well, guess what?
27:11This Friday night on SmackDown, it is Drew McIntyre versus Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship!
27:21And that's all I have to say about it!
27:33So this coming Friday night, live from Portland, the main event at WrestleMania,
27:41WrestleMania hangs in the balance.
27:43Will it be Drew McIntyre?
27:45Will it be Cody Rhodes who will face Randy Orton at WrestleMania?
28:11озд Team?
28:12Well now there you go!
28:23We're back action again.
28:29We are friends as well, but I will die!
28:53The aura that is the OTC, the Royal Rumble winner, the main event for the World
29:01title at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns, is live.
29:15And tonight's WWE Raw is brought to you by DoorDash, your door to Moore.
29:23In the ring, the winner of the Rumble, the OTC, Roman Reigns.
30:01The OTC, Roman Reigns.
30:09The OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC.
30:26Indianapolis.
30:28Indianapolis.
30:33Acknowledge me.
30:37Acknowledge me.
30:38Acknowledge me.
30:46Acknowledge me.
30:48Acknowledge me.
31:05I'm your personality.
31:09I'm your dream.
31:12I'm your dreamer
31:15I'm everything you want to be
31:20I'm your personality
31:24Love me so much
31:27I'm your dreamer
31:31I'm your personality
31:34I'm your personality
31:37I'm your personality
31:47I'm your life
31:50Love me so much
31:54I'm your life
31:58You won't have to follow me
32:03Only you can set me free
32:18I'm so amazed you need to be
32:22I'm the smiling face of your TV
32:51Why do you look so angry man?
32:52Why do you mean mugging me?
32:54Think of this less as an interruption
32:57And more of me feeding that gigantic ego of yours
33:00I'm giving you what you want
33:03I'm acknowledging Roman Reigns
33:08But hey
33:09I really hope you came here to say or do more than that
33:15We're not wasting a lot of money on one of your dates just for that
33:18Because brother, that could have been a tweet
33:26Did my tweet hurt your feelings, Phil?
33:32You seem a little sensitive
33:34You seem like for a champion
33:37You got thin skin
33:43No, your tweet didn't hurt my feelings
33:45I don't care about what people tweet about me
33:47I don't get mad and hold grudges about
33:49Things people say about me on podcasts
33:54Your tweet was pretty accurate though
33:56Man, I'm tired
33:59It's a good thing I got these bags under my eyes though
34:03Because for seven weeks
34:04I gotta carry your bullshit all the way to Wrestlemania
34:11Bear with me one second
34:13Is it great to be alive
34:15On a Monday night
34:17In Indianapolis
34:18Or what?
34:26We are on the road to Wrestlemania
34:28And the first stop is Indianapolis
34:31And we got history here in Indianapolis
34:34Don't we?
34:36Yeah
34:38This is where
34:39The Shield debuted
34:42This is where I brought you
34:45To the dance
34:49Correction
34:51You brought the other two
34:53Not me
34:58Okay, we remember things differently
35:01But maybe
35:03Maybe I didn't pick you
35:06But you certainly picked me
35:08Didn't you?
35:09And now look at us
35:12The main event
35:13Of Wrestlemania
35:15In Las Vegas
35:16And if you ask me
35:17Hell, I think if you asked Indianapolis
35:21I've already won
35:29The last time
35:31You and I
35:32Were face to face in a ring
35:34You told me
35:34You told me that you hated me
35:38You hate me?
35:41I got you right where I want you
35:43I made you this emotional lady
35:47You hate me?
35:49I'm in your head
35:51As empty as it is
35:54I'm under your skin
35:57And I'm here to tell you
35:58That it's translucent
36:00I can see right through you
36:09You're right
36:12I do hate you
36:16But this is what you're missing
36:18Phil
36:21If you didn't have that title
36:24I'd be indifferent to you
36:27You wouldn't exist
36:29You wouldn't even be on my radar
36:32Phil
36:33Let's remind you real quick
36:36We brought you back here
36:37To entertain the 30 to 40 year old virgins
36:40That live with their mom and dad
36:43We brought you back
36:45To sell a few t-shirts here and there
36:47We brought you back to
36:48Maybe draw a house in Chicago
36:54But we didn't bring you back
36:56To be champion
36:57No
36:58That's too much responsibility for you
37:00That's too much power
37:01That's above your pay grade
37:08We can't trust you, Phil
37:12You're a liar
37:14You lied to all these people
37:16And unfortunately
37:17They believe you
37:18You got them thinking
37:19That you're having a good time here
37:22You got them thinking
37:22That you're a locker room veteran
37:24And leader
37:25That you're making all these towns happily
37:27That you're running these tours
37:29With a smile on your face
37:31And you can lie in your interviews
37:32And you can tweet that out
37:34In Instagram
37:34That you're hanging out with my cousins
37:36All you want to the world
37:37But we all know the truth
37:39Every second you get
37:40You're bitching and moaning back there
37:42And they cannot wait
37:44To tell me
37:45Every time that I come around
37:47And that's
37:48Why you're not fit to be champion
37:51You're not CM Punk
37:52You're just a punk-ass bitch to me
37:57And at Mania
37:58This backup plan
38:00It ends
38:01And when I win that championship
38:04The first thing I'm gonna do
38:07Is I'm gonna put your punk-ass
38:09On one of them John Cena retirement tours
38:13We're gonna max you out
38:14We're gonna make as much money off of you
38:16And then you want to know
38:17What's gonna happen
38:18We're gonna send you down to NXT
38:20And you're gonna teach
38:22The next generation
38:24How to do what we do
38:26And when you're done
38:26You're gonna send them up to me
38:28And the Tribal Chief
38:29Is gonna smash
38:30Each and every one of them
38:39You think you could just walk away from me?
38:41Were you done?
38:41Were you done, Roman?
38:43Well, I'm not
38:44And you're gonna stand here
38:46And listen to everything I got to say
38:47You just said a bunch of shit
38:49And we gotta cover it all
38:51First things first
38:52We?
38:53Who's we?
38:55You got some extra Samoan goblins
38:57In your pocket that I can't see?
38:59Huh?
39:01You're all alone
39:03You're alone on your bus
39:05You're alone in your room
39:07Your cousins aren't with you anymore
39:09There's no more shield
39:10To help you do anything
39:12Hell, you don't even have a wise man anymore
39:14And look at me
39:16I took him away from you
39:20No, you're all alone
39:21And I love moments like this
39:23Because it just illustrates
39:24Your entire career
39:25You chasing me
39:29I'm the champ
39:31You're in the main event of Wrestlemania
39:33Not just because you won the Royal Rumble
39:36But because I'm the main event
39:37I'm on Netflix
39:39This is my show
39:40I run things here
39:50I'm in the locker room
39:51Yeah
39:52Hanging out with your cousins
39:54And you're all alone
39:55And you can't get things done
39:56When you're by yourself
39:58Can you?
40:04You hate me?
40:08Fair enough
40:08You can hate me all you want
40:11I don't even care if you love me
40:13One thing I won't let you do
40:16Is disrespect me
40:18You're gonna retire me?
40:21You're gonna retire CM Punk
40:24Well, brother, you just made the list
40:26You went from getting beat
40:27At Wrestlemania
40:30Now I'm gonna bury you
40:36And then you won't be all alone anymore
40:41Because I'm gonna bury you next to your father
40:52Look in my eyes
40:55What do you see?
40:58It's a comfort personality
41:02I know you're in there
41:05I know you're dreams
41:07I fear the thing you want to be
41:12Oh, I love the personality
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