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00:00:03New York City
00:00:21Luke!
00:00:23Tyler!
00:00:24You look funny.
00:00:27Please God, where's the babysitter?
00:00:34Okay.
00:00:35Come back in a half hour.
00:00:36When the porch light's off, it'll mean the kid's asleep.
00:00:39Come on, babe.
00:00:40How about a little, uh...
00:00:43something-something hold me over?
00:00:45Fuck off.
00:00:46If I gotta wait, you can wait till later.
00:00:49Maybe I could.
00:00:51Or maybe while I'm waiting on the porch light,
00:00:53I'll head over to Janine Denning's house.
00:00:56So she can what? Sit on your face?
00:00:58Not my face.
00:01:00Oh my God.
00:01:02I swear to God, if you cheat on me, I will fucking kill you.
00:01:09I mean it.
00:01:19Are you Wendy?
00:01:20I'm Alice.
00:01:21Tyler's upstairs.
00:01:22Her bedtime's nine.
00:01:23My number's on the fridge.
00:01:25Oh.
00:01:26And no matter what she says,
00:01:27do not let her eat popcorn.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:34Don't let her watch the news!
00:01:39Here.
00:01:42The search for missing Kensington Park boy widens to DeSoto Lakes.
00:01:46Here now is his family with a desperate plea.
00:01:50If you can have him, please.
00:01:53I'll give you anything, just don't hurt him.
00:01:58My mom said that boy right away.
00:02:00Oh yeah?
00:02:02Well, your mom doesn't know what she's talking about.
00:02:04The kid didn't run away.
00:02:07The monster got him.
00:02:08What monster?
00:02:12Kilroy.
00:02:13What's a Kilroy?
00:02:16Holy shit, kid.
00:02:22Don't say his name.
00:02:24Don't ever say his name.
00:02:26Why not?
00:02:27He has like this psychic bond with kids.
00:02:31Psychic bond?
00:02:33Yeah.
00:02:33So if you say his name, he's gonna think you're calling him.
00:02:38And you don't want Kilroy coming.
00:02:40Hey, you just said his name.
00:02:42Yeah, but he doesn't care about me.
00:02:44I'm too old for him.
00:02:46He likes little kids.
00:02:48What?
00:02:49I'm okay.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:50Little kids are definitely his thing.
00:02:53Where'd he come from?
00:02:54He grew up around here.
00:02:56You know, the street behind the Winn-Dixie?
00:02:59That's where he used to live.
00:03:01Back then his name was Roy Huggins.
00:03:05He was a little kid just like you.
00:03:08Except by the time he was your age,
00:03:11he already had a taste for blood.
00:03:20Going up with them house now, boy.
00:03:23Kill us some of them reds.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:35So let me get this straight.
00:03:37If his name is Roy, why do you call him Kilroy?
00:03:41Don't say it.
00:03:43Bad name.
00:03:45Well?
00:03:46He got his name in the army.
00:03:49During World War II, when the Americans went over and stopped the Nazis,
00:03:54somebody started drawing the stupid doodle of a bald guy sticking his nose over a wall.
00:03:58And the people in Europe started drawing the same guy until it was all over the world.
00:04:03Like the first meme.
00:04:10So he was a soldier in World War II?
00:04:12No man, not that war.
00:04:14What war?
00:04:15They sent Roy Huggins to Vietnam.
00:04:18Vietnam?
00:04:18No.
00:04:26Why don't you go up to that village now, boy?
00:04:29Kill us some reds.
00:04:30No one.
00:04:38One night, the VC captured Roy.
00:04:41His platoon found him 10 hours later completely unharmed,
00:04:45but the soldiers who found him couldn't believe what they saw.
00:04:52He killed everybody for 10 miles in every direction and while he waited to be found he'd eaten an entire
00:04:59VC soldier all by himself
00:05:04And that would have been that except one day a fire broke out. They just left him to burn for
00:05:11his sins
00:05:12Oh my god, did he die?
00:05:14Well, he definitely should have that son of a bitch was so evil. He just kept on living
00:05:20The flames burned away the last bits of his humanity if he ever had any
00:05:26Roy Huggins was gone. All that was left was kill
00:05:34Do you ever come back to Sarasota?
00:05:37You know why your mom got this house for so cheap?
00:05:39Housing market collapse?
00:05:41It's because Kilroy murdered someone right down the block
00:05:45Oh my god, he did?
00:05:47Yeah
00:05:48Do you want to know what happened?
00:05:50It's a pretty scary story
00:05:53Kinda
00:05:57Oh my heavens
00:05:59The dear Lord has taken so much from me
00:06:02My husband Ed has been gone these past six years
00:06:06And if that wasn't enough, the moment he was gone
00:06:09The disease afflicted my little Sonny
00:06:14What exactly does Sonny have?
00:06:16It's called pediatric arrhythmia
00:06:20Poor thing
00:06:21Her little heart just can't pump enough oxygen to do the job
00:06:26So all she can do is just sit there and wait for her name to come up on the heart
00:06:31transplant list
00:06:33That sounds so hard
00:06:35It is hard for me
00:06:37It's a full time job just taking care of my little girl now
00:06:42Isn't that right Sonny Bunny full of honey?
00:06:49Thanks to the generosity of our neighbors and our church
00:06:56We have been able to make it this far
00:06:58But it's going to take a lot more money to get us to Minneapolis for that heart transplant
00:07:05Which is why we're having the fundraiser tonight
00:07:08Okay, tell us about this
00:07:10It's at the Church of the Incarnate Word?
00:07:12Yes, at the church
00:07:13So many good people have donated their money and their time
00:07:19But if just some of your viewers could afford to give
00:07:24Well, we just might finally have a sunny day around here
00:07:35Tickets for tonight's fundraiser are on sale at the Church of the Incarnate Word
00:07:39Or take a moment to donate online at the WFCK website
00:07:43You will literally be blessing a little girl's heart
00:07:45For WFCK News at Noon, I'm Misty Gallagher
00:07:52I think this new antibiotic is making me nauseous
00:07:55Well, perk up Princess, we've got a big party tonight
00:08:00I don't want to do another church fundraiser
00:08:04I want to do normal things that kids my age do
00:08:07You're laying on the couch complaining
00:08:10That's what all kids your age do
00:08:12Besides, you can't risk infection
00:08:14So how's taking me to a church going to keep me from getting an infection?
00:08:18First off, it's a church
00:08:20Ain't no germs in any part of God's house
00:08:22Plus, you'll be wearing your mask
00:08:25Well, I don't want to go
00:08:28Well, you have to go
00:08:30This is all for you
00:08:32Those people, they're just trying to help us
00:08:35I do everything for you
00:08:37And I could use a little help
00:08:39So if you can't find it in that diseased little heart of yours
00:08:43To give me even the tiniest little bit of thanks
00:08:46Well, maybe everyone's right
00:08:48Maybe I do do too much
00:08:52Do you even know how hard I work just to keep you alive?
00:08:57You're just busy sleeping all day
00:09:00But I'm out there, I gotta get the pills
00:09:02I gotta get the money
00:09:03And I gotta keep this whole thing going
00:09:06You just have to lay there
00:09:08Well, maybe I should just die and let you off the hook
00:09:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:16You're all I got
00:09:18If anything ever happened to you
00:09:21My whole life would fall apart
00:09:25Tell you what I'll do
00:09:27I'll make up some of my special sweet tea for my baby
00:09:32Mama, no, I hate the tea
00:09:34No, you don't, you love it
00:09:36And it's gonna feel yum-yum in your tum-tum
00:09:53I'll see you in the wake of your baby
00:09:55You can't give it to me
00:09:57Just give it to me
00:10:02Yeah, you're so lit
00:10:03I'm so lit
00:10:05It's not funny
00:10:08I don't know
00:10:10I don't know
00:10:10You're so lit
00:10:11I don't know
00:10:12You're so lit
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:45I don't know.
00:11:17Monk's hood, also known as wolf's bane, is a flowering plant that produces aconite, a nearly undetectable poison.
00:11:32In small doses, it produces arrhythmic heart function, which in larger doses leads to suffocation and death.
00:11:46Fuck!
00:11:48I don't know.
00:11:51I don't know.
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:12Sonny.
00:12:13These nice people want to pay their respects to you.
00:12:19Sonny.
00:12:19You must be pleased as punch at this turnout.
00:12:22I just know we're going to get Sonny that heart transplant.
00:12:25Bless her.
00:12:26We have just practically lived on your turkey tetrazzini, Loretta.
00:12:31How's my favorite patient's mama doing, huh?
00:12:34How you holding up under the strain, Cordelia?
00:12:36It's good to see you.
00:12:37Oh, how are you, Sonny?
00:12:39Good.
00:12:40Gosh, Cordelia, you've been through so much.
00:12:43Oh, I know.
00:12:44I have been through so much.
00:12:46Anybody will tell you that.
00:12:48You're a trooper.
00:12:49A real trooper, honey.
00:12:51Oh, and you.
00:12:52You too.
00:12:53I do.
00:12:54I do my best.
00:12:57I appreciate you.
00:13:00Cordelia.
00:13:01Good to see you, Loretta.
00:13:02I'm going to pray for you right now.
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:05I love that.
00:13:07Yes, please.
00:13:09I know that you've been through.
00:13:10Brothers and sisters, I have an announcement to make.
00:13:13I just got off the phone with the TV station and the online donations from today's network
00:13:19broadcast.
00:13:20And put us over the top!
00:13:21Oh, yeah.
00:13:22Oh, yeah!
00:13:24Oh, yeah!
00:13:26Oh, yeah!
00:13:29Oh, yeah!
00:13:30Oh, yeah!
00:13:30This is a miracle.
00:13:32A miracle for one person.
00:13:36Cordelia!
00:13:37Let's hear it for Cordelia!
00:13:38T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:13:43-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
00:13:45Oh, my goodness, well, I just...
00:13:47I just don't know what to say.
00:13:50But if I did, the first thing I would do is to thank you all.
00:13:55Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support.
00:14:01Without you, I never could have done any of this.
00:14:11Mom, Sonny, sit right back down this minute before you wear yourself out.
00:14:16I'd like to say something.
00:14:19Well, of course, honey.
00:14:22Go right ahead.
00:14:24Speak.
00:14:29You know what I've been thinking about all day?
00:14:33I've been thinking about the day my daddy died.
00:14:36Aw.
00:14:37It was a Sunday, and Mom and Daddy were fighting.
00:14:41They'd gone to play bridge at the Devons that night.
00:14:44And to my understanding, they were not going to get asked back because Daddy had a little
00:15:13pulling a sheet over his face.
00:15:15And he just couldn't stop saying how unusual it all was.
00:15:19But he had no history of any heart problems.
00:15:22Yet his heart had killed him.
00:15:25But then we were alone.
00:15:28My God, we were so alone, we had to beg for money just to stay alive.
00:15:33Until one day, I got sick at school, and I never went back.
00:15:40And I heard Dr. Garrick tell my mama how very unusual it was that I would have the same
00:15:46heart disease that killed my daddy.
00:15:49What?
00:15:51Well, then I was alone.
00:15:53Not my mama.
00:15:56All of you people gathered to her side.
00:15:59You felt so sorry for her.
00:16:02Poor Cordelia.
00:16:04Oh, first her husband dies, now she's got that sick daughter.
00:16:09Oh, well, that's just sadder than them kids are here that got ate up by old Kilroy.
00:16:14Sonny, you need to sit down.
00:16:16You're not making any sense.
00:16:18None of this makes sense.
00:16:20My daddy is in me.
00:16:22It's like all of you people know something that I didn't know until today.
00:16:29And as soon as I figured it all out, it nearly killed me.
00:16:35It nearly killed me deader than Kilroy.
00:16:38The internet will tell you lots of things.
00:16:41It can tell you anything you want to know.
00:16:44For example, how much wolfsbane it takes to poison a person.
00:16:51The internet also told me we got our own boogeyman here in South Florida.
00:16:56The internet told me once you pledge your life to him, your life is his.
00:17:04So if someone else takes that life, I mean, you can't cheat the devil.
00:17:10For the last six years, my mama's been taking my life sip by fucking sip.
00:17:16Every day.
00:17:18And whether you know it or not, all of you helped her do it.
00:17:23What?
00:17:25And so, with my mama's special sweet tea, now with wolfsbane,
00:17:30I would like to raise a toast.
00:17:34Raise your fucking glass, Loretta.
00:17:36To Kilroy!
00:17:39Brody, no!
00:17:40I'm not kidding!
00:18:30Oh, you piece of shit.
00:18:32Hey!
00:18:32Jesus!
00:18:39Killroy can't get me in my fort.
00:18:41You really think that little ass fucking fort is going to protect you?
00:18:44You think this fort is little?
00:18:47Nothing will stop Killroy from getting you.
00:18:50You can't hide anywhere.
00:18:52Not in your house, not in your car, not even at school.
00:19:03Where do you go to school?
00:19:04Milbank?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:06Well, that's Killroy's favorite school.
00:19:09A couple of years ago, there was a teacher that kept a few students after school for play
00:19:14rehearsal.
00:19:15She didn't know about Killroy either, but she sure learned a lot about him that night.
00:19:28Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:19:29Why are you screaming?
00:19:31I was screaming because Montana screamed.
00:19:33Hey, I didn't scream, only girls scream.
00:19:36Boys yell.
00:19:37That is sexist, Montana, and not what I asked you.
00:19:40Did you yell or not?
00:19:42Only because Cassie was calling Killroy.
00:19:44No, I wasn't.
00:19:45Ah, what's that?
00:19:48Nothing.
00:19:49You can show me now, or you can show me in detention.
00:19:55And boys can't, too, scream.
00:19:57You sure did.
00:19:58I yelled.
00:19:59You were screaming.
00:20:00I was only yelling.
00:20:02Ah!
00:20:03This is screaming.
00:20:06Okay!
00:20:08God.
00:20:10Ugh, Cassie, where did you find this hideous thing?
00:20:13In the costume box.
00:20:15Ugh.
00:20:15Well, back to the costume box he goes.
00:20:18Quick, march.
00:20:19Like a penguin.
00:20:21We still have two more songs to practice before a pickup.
00:20:31What's the matter?
00:20:34What if he heard me?
00:20:36Who?
00:20:37I don't want to say his name again.
00:20:40Killroy.
00:20:41Don't say that.
00:20:42If you say his name three times, he comes.
00:20:45Sounds like a guy I knew in college.
00:20:48Okay, well, listen.
00:20:49Saying someone's name three times and they appear,
00:20:52that's just from a movie, like Beetlejuice.
00:20:57That was a movie, Ms. Bowers.
00:20:59This is real life.
00:21:00Oh, IRL.
00:21:01Got it.
00:21:02Got it.
00:21:03But he's not real, okay?
00:21:05My dad says he's real.
00:21:06My dad says no one cares what your dad thinks
00:21:09because he's a Republican.
00:21:11This is floater, so everybody's Republican.
00:21:13I'm not.
00:21:14Neither am I.
00:21:15And I don't believe in Killroy either.
00:21:18Ms. Bowers, you've got to stop saying his name.
00:21:22Please.
00:21:23Just please.
00:21:24It's not your fault.
00:21:26You're not from South Florida.
00:21:28No, you're right.
00:21:29I am not from South Florida.
00:21:30I grew up in South Boston in the 90s, thank you.
00:21:34And our monsters were Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
00:21:39Oh, what are Marky Mark's powers?
00:21:42Like, can he all of a sudden appear in your bedroom at night?
00:21:45I wish.
00:21:47Whatever happened to the Funky Bunch?
00:21:49Okay, we're not going to be talking about Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch.
00:21:53Got it?
00:21:54We're here to talk about your monster.
00:21:56And he is not real.
00:21:58Like Santa.
00:21:59Santa's real?
00:22:00My dad says so.
00:22:01Your dad's a dirty Republican liar.
00:22:04Cassie!
00:22:05Santa's real.
00:22:06Right, Ms. Bowers?
00:22:07Of course Santa is real.
00:22:09And this kill, this guy that you're so terrified of,
00:22:14that's just someone your parents make up to scare you into being good.
00:22:19That's all.
00:22:20But you guys don't need that.
00:22:21You know why?
00:22:22Because you're really good kids.
00:22:23That's not what the principal says.
00:22:25Yeah, she says we're the bad kids.
00:22:28Oh, really?
00:22:28How bad?
00:22:29I got detention for one day for wearing a shirt my brother gave me that said free mustache rides.
00:22:35At least you never got suspended.
00:22:37You've been suspended?
00:22:38The school used to have hamsters.
00:22:42Okay, well, I'm sure there's nothing either of you can do that is so bad that your parents would want
00:22:50you eaten by a monster.
00:22:52They're just making that up to scare you into being good.
00:22:55Really?
00:22:56Mm-hmm.
00:22:57My parents used to do it to me all the time.
00:22:59They would say, be good, or we'll give you to the Catholic Church.
00:23:03I'd rather be eaten.
00:23:05Me too.
00:23:07Maybe by that Marky Mark monster.
00:23:09All right, enough with this spooky talk.
00:23:12Can we get back to singing, please?
00:23:14Hey, maybe singing happy songs will keep Kilroy away.
00:23:21Oh, my gosh.
00:23:23You said his name three times.
00:23:25Now Cassie's gone.
00:23:26What did you do, Miss Bowers?
00:23:28Where did Cassie go?
00:23:32Cassie?
00:23:38Cassie?
00:23:41Cassie?
00:23:42Cassie?
00:23:43Cassie?
00:23:43Cassie?
00:23:43Cassie?
00:23:43Cassie?
00:23:44Cassie?
00:23:46Cassie?
00:23:47Cassie?
00:23:48Cassie?
00:23:57Cassie?
00:23:59Cassie?
00:24:01Cassie?
00:24:17Cassie?
00:24:22Cassie?
00:24:24Shit!
00:24:25Chet, you scared the shit out of me.
00:24:28Scared the shit out of you?
00:24:29You scared the shit out of me?
00:24:30Jesus, Miss Powers.
00:24:31All right, man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
00:24:33Oh, God.
00:24:34I'm a middle-aged man who eats like shit
00:24:36and huffs floor cleaner all day.
00:24:38I was just looking for Cassiopeia Anderson.
00:24:41Did you see her on the way back from the boiler room?
00:24:43No, no, maybe she got picked up already.
00:24:46No, she still has 10 more minutes till pick up.
00:24:49She's probably up to some mischief.
00:24:50She has that hippie dad.
00:24:51I don't know about a hippie dad, but she's a really good girl.
00:24:55She was just scary Montana Nelson with an old Kilroy mask.
00:24:59Parents here, they don't know how to raise their kids,
00:25:00so they spook them with this monster just to scare their kids into being good.
00:25:06But let me ask you this.
00:25:07Are they any good?
00:25:08They're kids.
00:25:09Kids are kids.
00:25:10No, not in this town.
00:25:11They grow up way too fast.
00:25:12You gotta see the stuff I have to scrape off the walls in the little boys' and little girls' room.
00:25:18Chet, that is sexist.
00:25:20Uh, I don't find anything sexy about little kids, ma'am.
00:25:24Of course you don't.
00:25:25All right, how about this?
00:25:26You go look for that Montana kid, and I'll go look for Cassie.
00:25:29Oh, perfect.
00:25:30Perfect.
00:25:30Thank you, Chet.
00:25:32You rule.
00:25:33No problem.
00:25:34You rule.
00:25:35Blind the eyes that cannot see.
00:25:38Make death the ears that cannot hear.
00:25:41Close the mouth that cannot tell.
00:25:43And send the monster back to hell.
00:25:46Blind the eyes that cannot see.
00:25:49Make death the ears that cannot hear.
00:25:52Close the mouth that cannot tell.
00:25:54And send the monster back to hell.
00:25:57Guys, enough!
00:25:58Stop.
00:25:59W-what was that?
00:26:01Nothing.
00:26:02Nothing.
00:26:04Okay, well, can we stop it with the creepy chanting and get back to the songs that you don't know
00:26:10by heart?
00:26:10Yeah?
00:26:11I'm gonna go tell Chet that I found you.
00:26:14Please stay here and practice.
00:26:16And enough with the... whatever that is.
00:26:19Okay?
00:26:25Blind the eyes that cannot see.
00:26:28Make death the ears that cannot hear.
00:26:30Chet?
00:26:33Chet?
00:26:46Oh, come on, guys.
00:26:50Cassie.
00:26:51Montana.
00:26:52Ugh.
00:26:55Cassie!
00:26:59Cassie?
00:27:03Montana.
00:27:06Ugh.
00:27:09Cassie?
00:27:10Cassie?
00:27:17Cassie?
00:27:28Montana?
00:28:06This town is sick.
00:28:10Cassie?
00:28:13Cassie?
00:28:15I'm coming!
00:28:23Don't you fucking touch her, you baby, you son of a bitch!
00:28:27Bah!
00:28:28We got you, Miss Bowers!
00:28:30Did you see her face?
00:28:33What the fuck?
00:28:35Ooh, Miss Bowers said a bad word.
00:28:39Boo!
00:28:42You were helping them too?
00:28:44Always bet on the chat.
00:28:47Good chat.
00:28:48Good chat.
00:28:49Chat!
00:28:50Chat!
00:28:51Chat!
00:28:51Chat!
00:28:54Bye, Miss Bowers!
00:28:55Bye, Miss Bowers!
00:28:56Sleep well!
00:28:57You little shits.
00:29:01I'll be handing out detention tomorrow.
00:29:04Let me tell you something.
00:29:06Kids are flat out evil.
00:29:07Ask any janitor.
00:29:09They almost had me believing their Kilroy was loose in the school.
00:29:13Those teeny tiny jerks.
00:29:15You know, for years, the school would lose a kid every semester when he'd come out of the swamp for
00:29:21a feeding.
00:29:22But these kids, they were the first to come up with the idea to make a deal with Kilroy.
00:29:27A bargain.
00:29:28Blood for blood.
00:29:40Chat?
00:29:41See, now what the kids realized was that they could get a grown-up to say his name three times,
00:29:46and then the monster can have that adult.
00:29:49Any adult will do.
00:29:51Well, like a teacher.
00:30:02Better get the mob.
00:30:14Better her than us.
00:30:16No shit.
00:30:26Star dust!
00:30:27Star dust!
00:30:27This is evening star!
00:30:28The allegation's working again.
00:30:31Star dust!
00:30:32This is evening star.
00:30:34Over.
00:30:34Oh, fucking ass!
00:30:37I have a question.
00:30:38Yes!
00:30:40Try to me.
00:30:40Oh Jesus.
00:30:42If you-know-who always kills everybody that's ever seen him!
00:30:48How do you even know these stories?
00:30:50Well, smart guy, sometimes Kilroy isn't very careful.
00:30:55He may not know it, but sometimes he's seen.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:16Every month?
00:31:20No, I was talking about father.
00:31:23Every month he's sweet enough to take some boys on a camping retreat.
00:31:26He's never sweet enough to be on time for pickup.
00:31:36How sweet the sound.
00:31:39Sorry I am late, sister.
00:31:41Never a problem, father.
00:31:43Cleanliness may be next to godliness,
00:31:45but I don't think timeliness is on his list.
00:31:48And who do we have here?
00:31:49This is Alicio and Ernesto.
00:31:52They're from Cuba.
00:31:53Alicio and Ernesto. Mucho gusto.
00:31:56Do you any camping in Cuba?
00:31:58They don't speak English.
00:32:00They never do, huh?
00:32:04Hola, amigos.
00:32:05Me llamo Father Pat.
00:32:06I'm gonna take you...
00:32:08Oh, how do I say this one?
00:32:09Um...
00:32:11Nesotros El Camping.
00:32:15All righty.
00:32:17No English at all, huh?
00:32:18Not even the basics.
00:32:20Police found them sleeping with their parents under an overpass off 41.
00:32:24Parents are in custody.
00:32:26And the kids are here until they're sent back.
00:32:29Poor little guys.
00:32:30Getting such a tiny taste of America.
00:32:33Well, this weekend I'm gonna show them how great this country can really be.
00:32:37And give them a story to tell back in Cuba.
00:32:39Right, boys?
00:32:44All righty.
00:32:45Grab that stuff.
00:32:45Come on.
00:32:46Vamanos.
00:32:57Our Father, who art in heaven, I like him around the age of seven.
00:33:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:08Hmm.
00:33:10Are you boys comfy?
00:33:12Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:33:15Rock of Ages, pray for me, cause I ain't got none in ages.
00:33:24Rock of Ages, rock my cock.
00:33:31Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:33:36Muy bien, muchachos.
00:33:39It's time to go camping.
00:33:41I got some friends of mine I want you to meet.
00:33:44You boys are gonna have a good time, guaranteed.
00:34:04You fellas going fishing?
00:34:05Oh, these boys don't speak English.
00:34:08No, they never do, do they?
00:34:112775.
00:34:12All righty.
00:34:15You know, Father, people around here, they've been saying a lot of stuff about you and your monthly gatherings with
00:34:19all the Latino boys.
00:34:20Well, it's maybe Florida, but it's still south.
00:34:23There's a lot of racism down here.
00:34:25Luckily, God doesn't care what your immigration status is, cause God is love.
00:34:29Some people say God has nothing to do with your gatherings.
00:34:32My experience has been most people don't know what they're talking about half the time.
00:34:37Well, I do, cause when I first got to this country a few years back, some priest took me camping.
00:34:46You have a good day now, Juan.
00:34:50Vamanos.
00:35:02Kilroy.
00:35:04Beside tres veces.
00:35:06Ayuda a los niños.
00:35:08Bájense.
00:35:34Come on boys, we're here.
00:35:36Come on out.
00:35:40Come on out.
00:36:03Let's go, come on.
00:36:03Come on boys, let's go.
00:36:09Let's go, come on.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:11Go ahead and.
00:36:12All right.
00:36:21See you today.
00:36:23You should sit on the big boy couch.
00:36:52Hey, how you doing, boys? Father? Father. Father. Father. Father. Father.
00:37:00What do you guys got going on? You gonna come smoke?
00:37:04Got this shit in my head!
00:37:07You wanna come, Will?
00:37:09Um...
00:37:10Well, I brought some Cubans that I might smoke.
00:37:13You got a party in here?
00:37:14Look at that, look at that.
00:37:16You lucky motherfucker.
00:37:18No. I'm blessed.
00:37:19Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
00:37:21Come on, let's go.
00:37:22Hey, you two take a bath.
00:37:24Tomei un baño.
00:37:31It's closed.
00:37:33We have to get out of here.
00:37:35How? The door is closed.
00:37:37The window is closed.
00:37:38I'm scared.
00:37:39I killed my mom.
00:37:40Mommy is in the house.
00:37:41She can't help us.
00:37:42I have an idea.
00:37:44Are you crazy?
00:37:45She will not have a priest.
00:37:47It's better than anything.
00:37:49We need to pray.
00:37:50God can't help.
00:37:52God?
00:37:52Since we came to America, our God has not abandoned us.
00:37:55If we want to help, we need to pray for a American God.
00:37:59Who is American God?
00:38:02Kilroy.
00:38:05Kilroy.
00:38:08Kilroy.
00:38:09Kilroy.
00:38:12Kilroy.
00:38:39I'm back.
00:38:46Oh, you boys start camping without me, that's a sin, you all take a bath like I asked, because I
00:39:06brought along some special jammies for y'all wear tonight.
00:39:14So come on now, let's get undressed.
00:39:22Are you boys worried somebody's gonna see what happens in here tonight?
00:39:27Because nobody's gonna see what happens in here tonight, except God.
00:39:35God is all-powerful, isn't he?
00:39:38God could stop this if he want to, couldn't he?
00:39:43But he doesn't. He never does.
00:39:47I think God wants me to do what I do.
00:39:51I think God wants all the Holy Rollers to do what we do here.
00:39:56Because every single month for the past five years, we have given the Lord a chance to save his little
00:40:05lambs.
00:40:07And every single month for the past five years, we're feasting on lamb chops.
00:40:16Every single month we take you little Latin boys camping just before they deport you back to your shithole countries.
00:40:28And you give us a little relief, and we give you something to remember your American experience by.
00:40:45All right, now.
00:40:51Now, which one of these pup tents are my little pups inside?
00:41:01Any, meanie, heinie, ho.
00:41:08Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.
00:41:37Let's go!
00:41:44Let's go!
00:41:46Let's go!
00:41:47Let's go!
00:42:02Hi, greetings, and salutators, fellow Gator haters, I am the Gator Chaser, and I am looking
00:42:10pretty tonight, woo!
00:42:12I know it's been a week since the last live stream, and remember those Gators last week?
00:42:17Oh, those filthy Gators, they would've come up behind you, they would've bit you on the
00:42:22behind, but the Gator Chaser was here for you, cause that's what I do, I am keeping Southern
00:42:27Florida safe, the Gators, they just wanna get you in their mouths, it's disgusting, and
00:42:33that's why I'm out here, in the dead of night, beating the bushes, to find the Gators, so
00:42:37that you and your family can sleep well at night.
00:42:41And look at this, you can tell we're in the heart of Gator territory, with all these posters
00:42:45on the wall.
00:42:46Look at this, I'll tell you what, Elmer's glue ain't holding up the impulse, it's disgusting,
00:42:51you know what's disgusting?
00:42:52Look at this, look at this, missing little girl, you know why she's missing?
00:42:57I bet you a Gator got her, it's disgusting, but you know what, I am gonna get that little
00:43:02girl some revenge, I'm gonna get some justice for her, because about an hour ago, I swiped
00:43:09right on a Gator, and arranged for a little meeting, right here.
00:43:13And on top of that, I told that Gator I was barely legal, so you know he's double time
00:43:19and his slimy ass here right now.
00:43:21Now, speak of the devil, alright, it's stealth time, this is what the Gator Chaser does, I'm
00:43:32gonna flush out the Gator, get him out of South Florida, so that you and your children can
00:43:37sleep well at night.
00:43:38Alright, I'm gonna show you how a real hero gets rid of the bad guys.
00:43:45Gator Chaser like a motherfucker!
00:44:09You Alan?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11Justin?
00:44:12Oh yeah, you know I am.
00:44:14Want to take me on a ride, Alan?
00:44:16Huh?
00:44:18You weren't nervous out here by yourself?
00:44:21No.
00:44:21I've been nervous.
00:44:23No, I've been picked up by all kinds of weird guys, so I know how to handle a psycho,
00:44:28but besides, you're not a psycho.
00:44:30You're fucking hot, man.
00:44:33No, I'm not.
00:44:34Oh yes, you are.
00:44:35You're so fucking hot that I didn't care how late it was.
00:44:39As soon as I saw your picture, I knew I had to have a taste of you.
00:44:44I've never done anything like this before.
00:44:47Oh, come on.
00:44:48It's my first time.
00:44:49Really?
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:50A sexy fucking thing like you?
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:53You never fucked around with a guy before?
00:44:56Wow.
00:44:57First time, huh?
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Well, you know Alan, life rarely gives you a second chance.
00:45:05But you got one right now.
00:45:07So take it, man.
00:45:09Take advantage of it.
00:45:11It's your chance, Alan.
00:45:14It's okay.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:19GATOR!
00:45:21We got ourselves a gator right here!
00:45:23Gator, gator, gator, gator, gator, you fucking slimy gator!
00:45:27What's this?
00:45:28Put that...
00:45:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:29I want to show everyone what a sexual predator looks like.
00:45:32Look, everybody's name is Alan!
00:45:33He likes to suck dick!
00:45:35Look, Alan, everyone can see your face!
00:45:37Look at you!
00:45:38Fucking gator!
00:45:39You piece of gator shit!
00:45:41Get the fuck out of here!
00:45:41Get the fuck out of here!
00:45:42Get the fuck out of here!
00:45:43You get the fuck out of here!
00:45:44You fucking gator!
00:45:44Get the fuck out of here!
00:45:45Everyone sees your face!
00:45:46Everyone knows who you are!
00:45:48You're a dirty gator!
00:45:51Yo!
00:45:52You wife's gonna see this!
00:45:54Your boss is gonna see this!
00:45:55You deplorable piece of gator shit!
00:45:57Your life is ruined!
00:45:58Your life is over!
00:46:00See you later, you fucking gator!
00:46:02Yes!
00:46:02You see that?
00:46:03The gator chaser did it again!
00:46:05I tracked him down!
00:46:06I flushed him out!
00:46:07Now the whole world knows exactly what he is!
00:46:10A fucking piece of shit gator!
00:46:12A piece of shit gator!
00:46:14And did you see what I did for you?
00:46:15You see, I took a bullet for all of you!
00:46:17You see, that gator's jaws were like an inch from my cock!
00:46:20It could've bit my cock off!
00:46:22I did that for all of you!
00:46:23To keep all of you safe!
00:46:24Now 500 of you saw him!
00:46:26Saw his face!
00:46:27Somebody must know who he is!
00:46:28Go tell his wife!
00:46:29Go tell his boss!
00:46:31Ruin his fucking life!
00:46:32Let's teach him a lesson for being a cocksucking gator!
00:46:35And in the meantime, while you're doing that, let's read some of your comments!
00:46:38Alright, MAGA2020 says,
00:46:40You took that gator out into the light!
00:46:42You're right!
00:46:42I showed the world what that filthy fucking gator really is!
00:46:48Alright, Serpico52 says,
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:51You did the Lord's work tonight!
00:46:53Oh really?
00:46:54I didn't do shit!
00:46:56I didn't do it for the Lord!
00:46:57I did it as a public service for all of you watching me right now!
00:47:02Okay, let's see!
00:47:03SamwiseGonja says,
00:47:05How does it feel to know that the gator you chased last month killed himself because the video you shot
00:47:13ruined his life?
00:47:15How does that make you feel, you human piece of shit?
00:47:23Makes me feel good!
00:47:24Makes me feel good!
00:47:25Who gives a shit?
00:47:27It's not my responsibility what happens to the gator after the gator chaser shows the world what he is!
00:47:33That's not me!
00:47:34That's not on me!
00:47:35If that gator can't handle the fact that he sucks cock behind his wife's back, then that's not on me!
00:47:41That's on him!
00:47:42So, if something happens to a gator because of what I did, the public service I do for all of
00:47:48you,
00:47:48if that gator goes and kills himself, well whoop-dee-doo, I don't fucking care!
00:48:03Shit!
00:48:06It's the girl from the poster!
00:48:08Hey!
00:48:09Hey little girl!
00:48:11You alright?
00:48:13It's like some crazy shit from The Ring.
00:48:16Weird little girl, right in the middle of the creepy forest.
00:48:20I wanna see her face again.
00:48:22What the hell?!
00:48:24What the fuck are you doing?!
00:48:37What the fuck are you doing, bitch?!
00:48:42What is that spell?!
00:48:45That's the chicken water.
00:48:47That's the water they throw the plugged birds into at the chicken farm.
00:48:50You're tired of the shaking water and the fucking-
00:48:53You're not talking about fucking-
00:48:55I'm gonna kill you, you fucking bitch!
00:48:57Untie me now!
00:48:58Un-fucking-tie me!
00:49:01I'm taking you gator chaser.
00:49:05What?
00:49:05Isn't that what you love to do, Mr. Gator Chaser?
00:49:11What the fuck are you talking about?
00:49:13Stop it!
00:49:14Stop it now!
00:49:16Stop it!
00:49:16Stop it!
00:49:17Stop it!
00:49:19That's what he said when you put a camera in his face and caught him a cocksucker.
00:49:23Put a camera in his fucking face?!
00:49:25What are you fucking talking about?!
00:49:27My husband was a sweet, sweet man.
00:49:36The preacher's son.
00:49:41Okay, I understand.
00:49:43Listen, lady.
00:49:45I did not mean for your husband-
00:49:49Kill himself?
00:49:51Cause that's what he did.
00:49:52When your stupid fucking video went viral.
00:49:55The man never did a bad thing in his life.
00:49:58He was a good husband.
00:50:00A wonderful father.
00:50:04But he had urges.
00:50:06So I told him to try it.
00:50:10He was just curious.
00:50:13I downloaded an app and made a date with a guy that I thought looked nice and kind.
00:50:19A guy that I hoped would give my husband something that I couldn't.
00:50:29But that guy, he turned out to be a piece of shit.
00:50:33He humiliated my husband in front of his community.
00:50:37And his family.
00:50:40His job.
00:50:43Fired him.
00:50:45I told him we could get through it.
00:50:50We could even...
00:50:51We can't even move away.
00:50:52Hey.
00:50:57Last week.
00:50:58The sweetest man I have ever known.
00:51:06Hung himself.
00:51:07In our bathroom.
00:51:10It was too late.
00:51:13He was already dead.
00:51:20And you killed him.
00:51:25No.
00:51:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:28You got it all wrong, lady.
00:51:31You got it all wrong.
00:51:32I didn't kill nobody.
00:51:34I'm not a lady.
00:51:37Not tonight.
00:51:40Tonight.
00:51:42I'm the gator chaser.
00:51:46Looks like I got one.
00:51:49You fucking bitch.
00:51:51I ain't no fucking gator.
00:51:54Oh no.
00:51:56You ain't the gator.
00:52:00That's the gator.
00:52:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:06Lay it, lay it, lay it.
00:52:07Hey, hey, help!
00:52:08Help me!
00:52:09Help me!
00:52:10Call the cops!
00:52:11No, please!
00:52:15Help!
00:52:16You talking to the people on the live stream?
00:52:18Help!
00:52:20Because every one of them
00:52:22had been hurt by the gator chaser.
00:52:24from the scared men you exposed to the families you destroyed to the people that have been left
00:52:31behind the victims that killed themselves like my david listen i don't i know what you thought
00:52:43happened but please please don't do this to me i'm begging you please i'm begging you please
00:52:50it's already been done you smell like 50 dead chickens and those real gators they love chicken
00:53:08but just in case
00:53:21if the chicken water doesn't do it maybe your blood will no no no no no don't don't go
00:53:32i'm glad your faggot fucking husband fucking killed himself i wish i could have killed him
00:53:38and you and your cunt dollar you fucking bitch i'll see you in hell you pan
00:53:44please please come back
00:54:09No!
00:54:12No!
00:54:13No!
00:54:14No!
00:54:15No!
00:54:33We got him, baby.
00:54:36Rest in peace.
00:54:56Rest in peace.
00:55:16Rest in peace.
00:55:16Rest in peace.
00:55:19Oh, shit.
00:55:25Kilroy is here.
00:55:31Listen up!
00:55:32This little ass fork can't keep you safe from Kilroy.
00:55:34You gotta kill Kilroy to stop him.
00:55:36So there's only one thing that will do that.
00:55:46Just go.
00:55:49Ah!
00:55:52No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:55No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:01I got him!
00:56:02I got him! I got him!
00:56:09That's not Kilroy!
00:56:11You said it would be Kilroy!
00:56:13I told you I'd fucking kill you.
00:56:16You piece of shit.
00:56:21Oh my god.
00:56:41No problem!
00:56:42Let's do it.
00:56:43No.
00:56:46No, no, no.
00:56:48No.
00:56:56I don't know.
00:57:19I don't know.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:58:26I don't know.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:57I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:00:51I don't know.
01:01:24I don't know.
01:01:58I don't know.
01:02:21I don't know.
01:02:48I don't know.
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