00:00What you reading?
00:01Another batch of hate mail.
00:05Joke's on you, Satan Barbie sounds cool.
00:09May I?
00:10Oh yeah, knock yourself out.
00:14So the bad ones go here, and the really bad ones go here.
00:28What's that file?
00:29You don't want to know.
00:31I thought at least one person would be on my side.
00:35Now hold on.
00:36I think this one...
00:39No.
00:40Whoa, yeah, no.
00:44Hey, how you been?
00:46Church.
00:47Congratulations, you knocked a pregnant teenager off the top of the prayer list.
00:51Someone's the bell of the ball.
00:54Why were you at church?
00:56I was hoping I could get Pastor Jeff to say something in a sermon
00:58to calm everyone down.
01:00Is he gonna?
01:01He will.
01:02Great.
01:03If you sit down with him on air and publicly apologize.
01:07Oh no.
01:07I will not be extorted.
01:09Okay.
01:10Well, I tried.
01:23I'll do it.
01:24I'll do it.
01:25I'll do it.
01:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:34Oh, Mandy threw those letters away.
01:37She did.
01:40You took them out of the trash.
01:42I tried not to.
01:44I failed.
01:50What is wrong with people?
01:52They don't have to agree with her, but there's no reason to tear her apart.
01:59You know, we got one of them AOL discs in the mail the other day.
02:03What about it?
02:05I have a feeling this whole World Wide Web thing is going to bring us all together.
02:10Make people kind.
02:13Can't happen soon enough.
02:15People all over the world talking to each other.
02:18I don't see the downside.
02:32I don't see the downside.
02:33Shouldn't you be working?
02:34On what?
02:34Barely had any customers since your wife made God mad.
02:39There's a car up on the lift.
02:41Yeah, mine.
02:42Figure I'd change the shocks on what may be my new home.
02:46She's going to fix this and everything will go back to normal.
02:48Doesn't help that her name is on the store.
02:51So, we'll change the name to Cooper.
02:54Why not Alvarez?
02:56Cooper's got two O's.
02:57We can make them look like tires.
02:59I want to argue with that, but it's good.
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