00:00Here's your weekday plan.
00:02One cornflake, toasted with low-fat spread.
00:06Hot water.
00:08Small raw potato, peeled.
00:11Mini lettuce leaf.
00:13Room temperature water.
00:15Square of low-fat turkey breast.
00:19Baked bean in low-fat tomato sauce.
00:22Follow this diet to the letter, every day.
00:26Then, at the weekend, it's time for a reward.
00:30Saturday is treat day.
00:32Pizzer.
00:33Birthday pie.
00:34Pints of cream.
00:35Pork cylinders.
00:36Potato grids.
00:37Artificial bacon.
00:38Large macs.
00:39Discount foie gras.
00:40Egg and ham slabs.
00:42During dinner mints.
00:43Mystery meat.
00:45Quiches Lorraine.
00:4620 cheese omelette.
00:48Anything goes.
00:50Just remember, you've only got 24 hours and not a second longer.
00:55That's right.
00:55To the light rotter,ativaene?
00:55Yeah.
00:56Feel comfortable to the
00:57Cheers,
00:57cheers. Josh.
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