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tears and contracts
tears and contracts
tears and contracts
tears and contracts
tears and contracts
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00:00:05Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21She's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:31Um, Ms. Winslet, engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:14Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28I ain't mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:50Mission accomplished.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion, the Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:45Love.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:35Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56It would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:30You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31Just stay awake from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:15You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:23My identity is complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:29I am Blair Woods, heirish to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that.
00:05:43I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Wait, is he going to lose his back when getting divorced?
00:06:04Yo.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:27What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So.
00:06:38And you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair.
00:06:47I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:55Well, her taste in men sucks.
00:06:58Guy's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:04We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then I'll meet you at the turf.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:18Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:32Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40All right, 857.
00:07:45All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh, uh, what's your name?
00:07:57Leon Law.
00:07:58Leon Law.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you too sure about this?
00:08:03Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and I'm not going to lie, this woman might
00:08:09need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:27Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:43It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:55Look at that.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth, hardship,
00:09:02and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05And Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:14No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21What?
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Hmm.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire
00:09:57life.
00:09:57Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you hold me in my dreams.
00:10:12You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:19I love you.
00:10:20I love you.
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:25This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33it was my foster mother's it was her husband's final gift to her oh my god no i'm so sorry
00:10:38this
00:10:38must be like super important to you here you should take it back oh we're married it's yours
00:10:42now plus i promised your grandma i'd protect you and i used that ring as a good luck charm for
00:10:47years
00:10:48now i can protect you instead no all right let's go home husband
00:11:02maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:17oh my god
00:11:21what are you doing i'm posting on my ig duh
00:11:25it's like totally where normal people live on duty is okay um well princess welcome to your new life
00:11:32follow me
00:11:45so this is it my closet is better than this entire place
00:11:49someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church
00:11:52or is it all just for show okay well then by that same value you're stuck with me forever too
00:11:56so
00:11:57no forever is not that long you could die any day wow morbid but um are we sure about this
00:12:04place because
00:12:04we could always just like stay alive no not an option look if you want to stay alive you'll stay
00:12:10put right here
00:12:12why
00:12:13why
00:12:15you're a salty little princess you don't know who i am what i do and you still follow me home
00:12:23aren't you afraid what i might do
00:12:26what oh what are you what is that supposed to mean what are you planning look relax
00:12:30all i'm saying is we swapped bodies which means things might happen
00:12:37and if they do happen you need to accept it and stay quiet like what things
00:12:45well like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to your secret agent
00:12:53i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:12:55a what
00:13:00i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:13:03a what
00:13:05i knew he was trouble this is what i get for trusting a hot stranger
00:13:10i need to get out of here fast
00:13:18are you trying to leave it's too late my item is classified you know too much
00:13:24okay wait just please don't kill me i'll stay put i swear
00:13:27okay relax look as long as you don't do anything stupid i won't touch you
00:13:32you're my wife wait a second okay so if you're a secret agent does that mean people are like
00:13:41trying to kill you exactly that's why i brought you here
00:13:45this is a safe house and if you want to stay alive you need to stay close to me
00:13:52i never thought i'd be living with a secret agent yeah get used to it
00:13:57go wash up it's almost bedtime but there's only one bed
00:14:09no no no it was on the bed you get the couch
00:14:12no move it this is my bed don't you have any chivalrous ladies first i am a secret agent not
00:14:17a
00:14:17knight besides take a look in the mirror are you really a lady wait i don't care i'm sleeping in
00:14:22this
00:14:23bed for the record this is my house well didn't you say you're gonna protect me and now i can't
00:14:29it's it been a real bed fine you take the bed thank you no funny business close the door
00:14:47i never thought i'd actually get married
00:14:54wait wait no way
00:14:59am i actually catching feelings for that entitled princess
00:15:13what happened what what happened this this is worse than a gas station next to lax
00:15:21what what is this is this supposed to be soap yeah obviously listen up babe if this sketchy soap
00:15:27comes near that face worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skin care i will legit
00:15:31eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet got it grab your wallet it's time for retail therapy
00:15:41okay okay let's go
00:15:54god this woman is terrifying what are you doing
00:16:00god
00:16:07trust process
00:16:11hey don't move be a good girl okay
00:16:28okay
00:16:41slay
00:16:42oh
00:16:44mom
00:16:45yes your face really is worth 30 million dollars
00:16:48oh look you're finally getting good taste welcome to the globe club
00:16:52this shade would look fire on you do you want to try no
00:17:00i'll take everything
00:17:02ma'am these are limited edition they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:13okay
00:17:15okay so like how does this work
00:17:18all right put that down i'll show you
00:17:25i don't know
00:17:26i hate it
00:17:34okay uh don't move or i might cut you
00:17:38i don't know
00:17:39wait
00:17:41you're gonna put that on here no
00:17:43what
00:17:43yeah
00:17:44i'm here
00:17:51is it hot in here
00:17:52or am i crushing on my own face
00:17:57okay okay don't worry
00:17:58you can rinse it off in your shower
00:18:00oh
00:18:00a shower
00:18:02i don't know
00:18:20all right no peeking yeah trust me your body's not really
00:18:24on my must-see list
00:18:26ouch really much
00:18:27okay watch it careful
00:18:29okay
00:18:50somebody named raven should i pick it up um yeah whatever he says just say
00:18:56mm-hmm simple
00:19:01yo man you've been straight up ghost mode for days do you miss me or what
00:19:08let me guess you dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:13mm-hmm figures you're basically untouchable anyway i got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20mugged me up and i'm waiting downstairs
00:19:28so your boy's outside and he said something about on the show
00:19:31what what the hell did you agree well you told me that
00:19:33mm-hmm so i
00:19:41wait hold up what are you doing what is your problem at least on some underwear
00:19:56well it's about time you let me in i
00:20:02am i interrupting something
00:20:19so who's this my husband
00:20:23uh i mean it's my wife
00:20:26bro you got married since when
00:20:30the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh
00:20:37just we clicked instantly and uh decided to get married
00:20:43is there a problem wow you know i thought you and i really did have something
00:20:47but here you are getting married and not even telling me
00:20:50okay don't get any weird ideas i am straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:00okay don't get any weird ideas i'm straight
00:21:04so what brings you here in the middle of the night i'm starting to see why you two are end
00:21:09game
00:21:10she's as extra as you are anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk
00:21:16nah man she's good she uh she knows what's up she
00:21:20she we don't gatekeep in this marriage bro you do realize that we are in an industry that will
00:21:24literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft right
00:21:29get to the point skip the filler hold on
00:21:37didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life
00:21:40i tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist
00:21:45yeah yeah i gave it to her problem wow she really must be the one anyway here's your newest tip
00:21:57no it's not happening can't you see we just got married we are on our honeymoon bro you've been
00:22:02off the grid way too long
00:22:06you don't take this mission you fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges
00:22:14your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:22honey one can wait he'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:28good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:34okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing right
00:22:38no relax i'll handle it
00:22:45come on
00:22:48hello blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:56you're so dead
00:23:04well care to explain yourself yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:11wrong with some feeling
00:23:16well care to explain yourself yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:22wrong with some feeling
00:23:27two days ago you dipped out of your engagement and now you marry this brando
00:23:33not on my watch think about the family's reputation
00:23:37grandma grandma please please make sure we truly love each other
00:23:47yeah he is so sweet
00:23:52grandma it's real love i swear i'll i'll hand over all my passwords okay bank accounts crypto netflix
00:23:58literally everything what
00:24:03yeah he is gonna give me everything we don't need his pocket change
00:24:10we don't need his pocket change
00:24:13but fine if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:18oh
00:24:23mia
00:24:34how do you know about my migraines
00:24:38uh blair to oh she mentioned it
00:24:41in passing like they get really bad when you're stressed out
00:24:44i thought i'd learn some hacks
00:24:47yeah just in case
00:24:51that's very sweet actually
00:24:54the last one couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:56lee did was asked me for my money
00:24:59i can't believe i was so blind grandma must be really disappointed in me
00:25:04my bad grandma but it's over from now on i'm taking back full
00:25:08control
00:25:11sweetheart i get it a bad marriage is hell and even if it's moments before the vows you can walk
00:25:17away
00:25:17so
00:25:18love who you love
00:25:20i could be in london
00:25:47i'm your precious granddaughter
00:26:00game
00:26:01game time target's been spotted
00:26:10where is he
00:26:12where is he what is taking him so long
00:26:15oh my god leo what happened what happened
00:26:22here let up
00:26:23no no don't pass out don't pass out stay with me stay with me
00:26:27what happened did somebody ambush you
00:26:28mission's done but someone tagged me
00:26:32i can't find the damn wound i can't stop the bleeding
00:26:35that's it we're going to the er no
00:26:39that's it we're going to the er no no hospitals it's too risky you help me find the bullet hole
00:26:44i'll patch the wind myself
00:26:46okay okay
00:26:49okay uh
00:26:54uh
00:26:57leo
00:27:00what day is it
00:27:01are you seriously checking a calendar while i'm bleeding out
00:27:07plot twist so you actually didn't get shot
00:27:11you just got your period
00:27:14sorry babe
00:27:21okay
00:27:22okay here breathe with me
00:27:27what's your play here i'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:31by holding my hands
00:27:35science studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:40even for fake couples
00:27:45study shows that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:49even for fake couples
00:27:50you know maybe you should try not talking
00:27:52and maybe you should stop reading fake news
00:27:54it's not fake news
00:28:00so
00:28:03are you feeling any better now
00:28:06i actually do feel less wrecked
00:28:08told you
00:28:10honestly i don't normally cramp this bad
00:28:12but i'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help
00:28:14yeah your endurance sucks
00:28:17finishing up mission nearly took me out
00:28:20looks like i'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:26why do you do it like real talk why do you do it the super secret agent stuff
00:28:30just seems like dangerous to you have
00:28:33for my foster mom
00:28:36this is her
00:28:44she looks really kind
00:28:47she was
00:28:50she taught me how to survive
00:28:52hmm
00:28:55this is how you got in the agency
00:28:57yeah
00:29:00i won't disappoint her
00:29:02okay i'll help you
00:29:04is the evaluation get your spot back
00:29:06no absolutely not end of discussion
00:29:11but no no absolutely not end of discussion
00:29:14you're not doing it i can't let you risk your life
00:29:17okay well uh besides me who else is gonna help you now the body's yours the muscle memory is still
00:29:24there and all the other stuff i don't know you can like
00:29:26teacher you're the super secret agent right
00:29:28i don't think you understand how dangerous this job is
00:29:34i can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay all right come on
00:29:39what you're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever
00:29:43no i'm not doing this for free i want three favors from you
00:29:46non-negotiable
00:29:49fine
00:29:54you say i'm aware that i'm shady
00:29:58what the hell just happened did she seriously just pat my head like i'm a puppy
00:30:02why why did that make me feel weirdly happy
00:30:06all right get it together liam it was just a kiss
00:30:19oh god what did i just do did i kiss him why the hell would i kiss him wait do
00:30:29i like him
00:30:40wow you can actually cook for a second i was thinking of promoting you to my future husband
00:30:45okay enough talking eat up it's the last moment of happiness you'll have today
00:30:58this is the whole point that's just the table of contents okay so just out of curiosity is it too
00:31:03late to back out now
00:31:12okay
00:31:1349 50 okay keep going don't slow down
00:31:19this planet's unhumane that was just the warm-up
00:31:22what oh oh damn my body's kind of hot
00:31:33hi oh oh damn my body's kind of hot okay answer yourself that's enough for today i'll make you a
00:31:43protein
00:31:44meal
00:32:01okay relax that's your own body
00:32:05when we switch back i am so writing a fantasy novel about this kissing myself a memoir
00:32:10don't you dare don't flatter yourself the main character is not going to be based on you
00:32:14that's even worse
00:32:18anyway after lunch i have something special to show you oh let me guess uh rare jewelry
00:32:24ancient artifacts oh i know uh limited edition hair mess
00:32:34my babies impressive right these are what you call babies
00:32:39god i never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap
00:32:43now just pick one for me no you have to touch it yourself you'll know which one's right
00:32:50you're my wife now i won't allow anything to compromise your safety
00:32:54well technically i'm your husband well then pick a damn gun
00:32:59how about this one not bad it's an m200 longest range sniper rifle on earth but it's bolt
00:33:13action it's definitely not beginner friendly
00:33:18okay
00:33:19okay this is fun this one
00:33:43hey raise your weapon gun up
00:33:51tuck your elbow in are you listening
00:33:59are you even listening to me yeah please
00:34:04okay lesson one observation choose any target you want
00:34:10okay so i will just
00:34:18wait wait oh my god that's tasha pasha my bestie oh that is wild what are the odds oh my
00:34:27god i'm gonna text her later
00:34:36who's cheating bastards
00:34:39i don't know you're not
00:34:46well don't you look sexy
00:34:51so what happened with you and glare
00:34:53i want to talk about it some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me
00:34:59what and you just gave up
00:35:01do you know how hard i work to introduce you to that cash cow
00:35:06do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible
00:35:14i'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog it's pathetic
00:35:20honey honey just stick with it a little longer
00:35:24do it for her do it for her do it for our baby we need her money
00:35:33i did everything for her
00:35:42i gave her everything when the mean girls bullied her at school who confronted him me
00:35:51and now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me okay you've been crying for three hours if
00:35:58you're
00:35:58that upset why didn't you just say something i know you know what i should have i should have
00:36:06they're not going to get away with this
00:36:11they used me for my money and i'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy
00:36:20and now she has the nerve to ask me out
00:36:29fine fine you want to play let's play
00:36:40wait you know i fully endorse you giving them a reality check but i am terrible with trauma
00:36:45well and i suck at being a secret agent but you still owe me three favors remember
00:36:49wow okay so you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work let's go to your husband
00:37:15okay
00:37:16i haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:21i get it i messed up and i'm sorry okay but i just i can't imagine life without you
00:37:29and hey i'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:35if you just get back with me this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:48you must be blair's new guy i'm tasha her best friend oh you mean the kind of best friend who
00:37:55sleeps with her fiance
00:37:58oh you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiance that's new
00:38:04don't be like that you're kind of hot you know no wonder blair chose to be with you
00:38:12i have some self-respect and for the record i am not blair's boyfriend i'm her husband what
00:38:20already married well can't say i'm surprised blair's gorgeous and rich sure but in case you don't
00:38:30know she literally ran out on her wedding such a spoiled brat okay so then what's this this little
00:38:36ambush thing today is that all part of your master plan to force her back with ethan what do you
00:38:40get
00:38:40out of all this what do i get out of this oh baby nothing makes me happier than seeing her
00:38:46miserable
00:38:48oh my god i'm grateful to one girl be absolutely shameless i feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:56her guy blair i just want to know what i did wrong you leaving wrecked me and i just want
00:39:03you to
00:39:04give us another chance what you're the one who's wrecked god what's next you're gonna say you have
00:39:09morning sickness because of me hey you
00:39:17backstabbing bitch you like sharing men so much keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:25are you insane you you're making things up well that's how it's gonna go all right
00:39:33everyone airdrops on
00:39:45you
00:39:46you
00:39:46bitch you spied on me watch out
00:39:52you cheated you lied and now you want to hit a woman nice job ethan you are a disgrace to
00:39:57mankind
00:39:57oh you're scared now five minutes ago you were such a badass if you ever show your face again i
00:40:03will put
00:40:04you back in the dirt every single fucking time yeah both of you are gonna regret this you better watch
00:40:14your backs please
00:40:26did you see his face this is so exciting wait how did you get this footage oh please my line
00:40:33of work i
00:40:33pick up a few hacking skills i don't think so
00:40:42whatever
00:40:46damn it nobody makes a fool out of me time to activate our little problem solver i'm going to destroy
00:40:56blair
00:40:56woods completely
00:41:04oh
00:41:04shit can you hear me of this
00:41:14hello
00:41:15miss woods you need to get back to the office right now something's gone down
00:41:23okay thank you bye jesus come on
00:41:34this looks thank god you're here we've got a problem hey besties today we're confronting this
00:41:42woods company face to face let's get justice what exactly are you accusing us of
00:41:50this this is what your cream did to my face what that is impossible our face creams are made with
00:41:56all natural products there's no additives and we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:42:00you're all saying this right thousands of you are watching don't let them dislike me
00:42:06fine if you claim this product did that i'll test it right now and if there's a reaction i'll double
00:42:13your
00:42:13compensation oh yeah go on enjoy this specially enhanced cream honey
00:42:27let me guess you're hoping i'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off
00:42:33how the hell does she know run this to the lab compared to stock samples i want results in an
00:42:39hour
00:42:39what what no i would never do something like this do you know how important a face is to an
00:42:45influencer i i would never risk my own face just to frame you wait wait
00:42:58you dare question my wife's reputation nice fun that face rash is makeup are you serious
00:43:08attempted assault defamation fraud congratulations your career as an influencer is over
00:43:16the security no no no no i'm so sorry i didn't mean to it was a mistake no they got
00:43:22me let me go
00:43:34i'll admit you were surprisingly useful i know but something's bugging me
00:43:40how'd she get in here no clearance no invite it's weird right
00:43:45you might want to check for a mole within your company
00:43:52you cleaned that thing like a hundred times today are you still thinking about the mold
00:43:57someone let that liar waltz into your office that is not a rookie move
00:44:02i bet your ex-fiancee ethan's behind it
00:44:07you got proof both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs
00:44:13i call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:20one day
00:44:23i'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25all right we're agents not assassins
00:44:28quit patting grab your jacket we're going out
00:44:37this place is nice
00:44:39no you're not here to party secret agents hq
00:44:48you see that bartender over there he's gonna take you to marion she hands out the assignments
00:44:54wait you're not coming with me well the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers so you'll have to go
00:44:59alone and just a heads up marion's a little obsessed
00:45:09of course shakes you really like burglars everywhere huh relax i've never even touched her
00:45:14you're so messy
00:45:40are you pretty you alone me get your drink
00:45:48hey where you going sweet home let's have a little phone
00:45:51fuck off
00:45:53come on just relax a little it's all right won't you
00:46:03do you want to play rough you little bitch
00:46:16okay look you have been on me ever since i walked in tonight
00:46:20i mean i i'm here on a mission not whatever this is and i'm giving you one
00:46:25after we handle more pressing matters you've got all night baby
00:46:33nothing going on with her huh men are full of shit
00:46:37sorry baby not tonight
00:46:41let me guess this is about her
00:46:43are you serious you've turned me down for months
00:46:52and you're ready to break protocol for that girl
00:46:56excuse me that is not that girl that is my wife
00:46:58you gave her this yeah the elite agent ring obviously
00:47:03she's a nobody
00:47:07she's a nobody okay well i'm gonna share whatever i have with my partner so
00:47:15an agent dreaming of love like some civilian
00:47:19you're so childish
00:47:23thank you
00:47:25wake up this mission comes straight from the chief
00:47:28there is no room for mistakes
00:47:32right well save your concern
00:47:44chief are you sure nighthawk is the right choice for this mission
00:47:49of course
00:47:50he's married blair it could compromise everything
00:47:58even better
00:47:59that's exactly what i hoped for
00:48:02let's see if my little bird stays loyal
00:48:06or breaks
00:48:13you little bitch you want to play rough
00:48:14you're asking for it
00:48:16yeah let me show you what a real man's capable of you filthy whore
00:48:25nighthawk
00:48:26wait
00:48:26who's nighthawk
00:48:28nighthawk
00:48:28it's you
00:48:29my god
00:48:30are you deaf
00:48:31she said no
00:48:32it's a nighthawk please
00:48:33i didn't know
00:48:34i didn't know she was your girl
00:48:35i'm sorry
00:48:36you know what
00:48:37you're lucky
00:48:38get lost
00:48:43pray that we don't meet again
00:48:44bitch
00:48:50are you okay
00:48:59i'm sorry i didn't get there sooner
00:49:03it's not your fault
00:49:06i just haven't felt that helpless in so long
00:49:10it's like i was right back in my childhood
00:49:13trying to survive
00:49:18don't worry
00:49:23from now on i'll protect you
00:49:39okay careful
00:49:41if you keep looking at me like that i think you actually like
00:49:44what
00:49:44oh
00:49:45what
00:49:46no i you
00:49:47you're in my body
00:49:49i'm just protecting my property
00:49:50plus you're the one
00:49:51secret admirers crawling all over you
00:49:54no marion doesn't count
00:49:56oh
00:49:57it's nothing between us
00:49:59i've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job
00:50:04i mean we
00:50:06i technically we're already
00:50:08married so
00:50:09you could quit your job
00:50:11and
00:50:11work for my company
00:50:13i'll take care of you
00:50:16it's not my way of living
00:50:17besides
00:50:18you're my wife
00:50:20i should be the one supporting you
00:50:22but
00:50:22who
00:50:23who said that i agreed to be your wife
00:50:28have you thought about what we'll do
00:50:30we're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:33uh
00:50:35yeah i mean not ideal
00:50:38but
00:50:38i don't know i can get used to it
00:50:43i just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:48well with you around it
00:50:50might not be so bad
00:50:55and then i'll just study really hard at being good at six
00:50:59as a man
00:51:00okay um
00:51:01no we're gonna switch back
00:51:03it's fine
00:51:04i'll figure it out
00:51:05oh you're not interested in that
00:51:08oh my god
00:51:09i will never understand
00:51:10men and their weird pride
00:51:12okay shut up
00:51:15um
00:51:15let's
00:51:16get back to business
00:51:17find out who our next target is
00:51:21wait our target's an international spy
00:51:26oh wait that's me
00:51:27no come on
00:51:28i'm
00:51:28i am not an international spy
00:51:30this is a mistake
00:51:32that's a mistake
00:51:34no
00:51:34you know
00:51:35no i've heard rumors at the agency
00:51:37they call it the x-files
00:51:40it's uh
00:51:41fake missions
00:51:42to cover up dirty work for billionaires
00:51:45you sure you didn't piss off the wrong person
00:51:50ethan
00:51:51son of a
00:51:52bitch
00:52:04okay
00:52:05uh
00:52:07hack the system and trace the payments
00:52:09it's definitely
00:52:11ethan
00:52:13fine
00:52:15he wants to play dirty
00:52:16i'll play dirty
00:52:18what's your plan
00:52:19so you know that company
00:52:20that's under his name
00:52:22yeah that was a birthday gift from me
00:52:24back when i was stupid
00:52:27and i'm gonna take it back
00:52:30done
00:52:30well
00:52:31there should be enough evidence to sink in
00:52:33bastard
00:52:38looks like your email's working
00:52:40tomorrow's headlines just found their next star
00:52:43nice
00:52:47your scandal is everywhere ethan
00:52:48everyone knows you cheated on the woods heiress
00:52:51our company's talk is crashing because of this
00:52:54so you better give us an answer by today
00:52:57what the hell is pr doing then
00:52:59get those headlines scrubbed
00:53:01now
00:53:02let's be real
00:53:04our pr team is a joke
00:53:06compared to what woods family's got
00:53:07do the right thing
00:53:09ethan
00:53:09step down now
00:53:11or
00:53:12i'll make sure the board votes you out
00:53:14step down
00:53:15step down
00:53:17i am the chairman of this company
00:53:20you cannot remove me from it
00:53:21are you sure about that
00:53:24blair
00:53:25you've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:29is this your company
00:53:31security
00:53:33what do you want me to do
00:53:34remove them
00:53:36are you deaf
00:53:37remove them
00:53:39sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat
00:53:41we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:42what the hell are you talking about
00:53:46sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat
00:53:49sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat
00:53:49we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:50what the hell are you talking about
00:53:52okay well let's go through the fine print shall we
00:54:00blair woods now owns 51 percent of the company making her the majority shareholder and as such the chairwoman has
00:54:09complete hiring and firing authority
00:54:12ethan grayson
00:54:14tasha blake
00:54:16you are fired
00:54:18no no no you see
00:54:19i built this company from
00:54:21nothing you cannot just take it from me
00:54:24buddy
00:54:24take a long hard looking man
00:54:27if you even have one
00:54:28this company
00:54:29i
00:54:30my wife
00:54:31built it
00:54:32and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's taking it back
00:54:33so you got a problem
00:54:34oh and one more thing
00:54:36we know about the little influencer
00:54:37we've already filed a suit for predatory competition
00:54:40so get ready to be served
00:54:41girls like you would never understand
00:54:44i worked my ass off to get here
00:54:47and you think you can just stroll in and take it
00:54:49can't i have one damn thing without you stealing it too
00:55:08somebody call an ambulance
00:55:10you think you will see me
00:55:11as long as you're safe
00:55:23raven i want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes
00:55:26i don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains
00:55:33if he dies
00:55:34i will make sure
00:55:36that you go down with him
00:55:41ten years retired
00:55:42i didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight
00:55:47desperate times doctor
00:55:48lucky you acted fast
00:55:50ten minutes later
00:55:52he'd be gone
00:55:55come on doc
00:55:56let's give you some love words and privacy
00:56:08why did you take the hit for me
00:56:14i mean what if you died
00:56:16what the hell would i do then
00:56:26it hurts
00:56:27doesn't it
00:56:30wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:32slash am Только
00:56:40for you
00:56:41go
00:56:41you
00:56:41please
00:56:41check out
00:56:41let's say
00:56:41come on
00:56:53let's go
00:57:00so
00:57:02whenever
00:57:05No way
00:57:07We switched back
00:57:11No way
00:57:13We switched back
00:57:15Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:30Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:35Waited too long
00:57:40It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42You have to help me
00:57:44Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave me
00:57:49Order, this is on you
00:57:50So, if you don't want your little secret
00:57:53Going public, I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:22It turns out
00:58:24It's just somebody you love
00:58:25It actually works
00:58:28Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:30It turns out
00:58:32It's just somebody you love
00:58:33It actually works
00:58:36Um, okay, well, since you're so into me
00:58:42Um, I guess you can stay my husband for a little longer
00:58:56You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:59:00And then this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03But sometimes we switch back
00:59:09I guess prayers really do work
00:59:15Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:26Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:35Almost
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Has it ever occurred to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me
00:59:50She'll always be in danger
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk
01:00:18What?
01:00:20Spit it out
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew off the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:28I'm just saying
01:00:32Watch your back
01:00:34Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:48All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:53You know what's funny
01:00:54You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56They start to think that they can fly
01:00:59All on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, man
01:01:02Save it
01:01:04Go take your punishment
01:01:11Miss Blair Woods
01:01:13Has to die
01:01:22Hey, queen
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool
01:01:30Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:37Figures
01:01:38Guess you only suck around because of the body swap
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:50What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:02:00Fine
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:18Cheers
01:02:21You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen her husband
01:02:25Come on
01:02:28Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though
01:02:36I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:45Wait, no, girl
01:02:46You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:03Oh, my God
01:03:04Who is this hottie?
01:03:20Oh, my God
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Where?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:31Nice to meet you
01:03:33Damn, Blair
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a seat to cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:49He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:55Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No
01:04:05Bye, Blair
01:04:06Come back soon
01:04:11Jeez, okay
01:04:12Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:16You really are a lightly, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma
01:04:20Thanks, though
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:28Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:34Okay
01:04:35Okay
01:04:36Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:38I'm going to put you right here
01:04:41You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50Wait here
01:04:51Ew
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:44Ew.
01:05:46Well, well.
01:05:49I caught the esteemed
01:05:52CEO Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look.
01:06:02I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite
01:06:10living off of women's success,
01:06:12so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know,
01:06:24the thought that I ever dated you
01:06:26makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:33Do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:41Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:52But if you transfer all of your shares into my account,
01:06:56I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:00In your dreams, loser.
01:07:05You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:09A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:27Hey, Blair.
01:07:36Are you okay?
01:07:37You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:47I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:54But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:57I'm not gonna let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19I'll be.
01:08:21You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:30I'll tell you.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:36You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong people.
01:08:44What?
01:08:47What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:05I'm still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:16Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still didn't have to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:24Gloria?
01:09:26Gloria?
01:09:26Long time may see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more in here like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:39My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:46And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:04But don't worry.
01:10:05I killed your father.
01:10:08Just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:09And then little old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:32Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:46So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:01Oh.
01:11:07Oh.
01:11:07Oh.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:09Oh.
01:11:17What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:34That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Whoever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:41But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:52You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'll never warn it as much mine.
01:12:01And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything.
01:12:08Oh, God.
01:12:15Oh, God.
01:12:27Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:33She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Lies!
01:12:42After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:47Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:53Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:57Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Now.
01:13:05Hands up on top of your head.
01:13:08Stop moving.
01:13:09Don't resist, lady.
01:13:10Turn around.
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back.
01:13:15We're your step.
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:18Glory.
01:13:19Stop.
01:13:21Your brother.
01:13:22He died trying to save you.
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:40And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:47You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying, Mr. Trent, save her.
01:13:52But I am not falling for him.
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:00This ends here.
01:14:05You're in the rest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind me.
01:14:06No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Do you?
01:14:12Get the hell out of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:25Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:31Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:36Bea.
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people.
01:14:43Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46I think I'm just tracking his top tier.
01:14:50Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you angry?
01:14:57I was.
01:14:59But, um, I don't know, now I just, I guess I'm done.
01:15:06Karen.
01:15:10From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:25Okay, so, uh, forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so what I'm hearing is you want me to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:42You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:44Okay, what?
01:15:46You.
01:15:59Blair wins.
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:05But for real to say.
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:11Okay.
01:16:15You.
01:16:31Bye.
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