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00:14This is the Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the ECW World Title.
00:20Introducing first, standing at seven feet tall, weighing 507 pounds.
00:25Here is the current ECW World Champion, The Big Show.
00:32Winning the ECW World Title with an assist from Paul Heyman.
00:36Back on July 4th of this year, The Big Show has turned back the challenges of future Hall of Famers
00:44like Ric Flair, The Undertaker King.
00:46Well, yeah, I mean, Big Show, I mean, quite possibly maybe nobody can beat him.
00:50I mean, this man, I personally picked him. Look at Heyman.
00:53I personally, my pick in this thing is The Big Show.
00:57It's all about the ECW World Title.
01:03Paul Heyman, very proud of his long-term investment in The Big Show.
01:08Oh, I have no idea why Paul Heyman's got to be standing about three feet from me with his big
01:14mouth.
01:14And he's just, what a...
01:16That smug face.
01:19Right now, The Big Show is in this Extreme Elimination Chamber.
01:24He's surveying what the deal is. What's up, what is about to happen?
01:29And now The Big Show will enter the pod. Look at that.
01:34The largest athlete in the world. Can't even fit the pod?
01:37Oh, my God. Oh, man.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:40A seven-foot, 500-pound giant wielding a barbed wire baseball bat.
01:47How the hell do you beat that with that? Are you kidding me?
01:53How do you beat The Big Show, much less The Big Show carrying a barbed wire baseball bat?
01:59Oh, what an advantage for the ECW champion.
02:04I've been the only advantage The Big Show has.
02:06Can you remember any champion ever facing a situation like The Big Show is facing tonight?
02:11Five challengers in the Extreme Elimination Chamber?
02:13No, I cannot.
02:15Big Show realizes, check it out, how strong his structure truly is.
02:20Locking him in there.
02:22Imprisoning the largest athlete in the world.
02:26Oh, man.
02:35Introducing the challenger's first,
02:36North Chicago, Illinois,
02:38bringing 222 pounds,
02:40CM Punk.
02:43CM Punk, the young, straight-edge competitor.
02:46No alcohol, no drugs, no tobacco.
02:48CM Punk's only addition is competition.
02:51Oh, look at that.
02:52Look at the face of The Big Show.
02:54Just eyeing CM Punk.
02:56He wouldn't want to be CM Punk.
02:59Look at Punk going into that.
03:00CM Punk now.
03:01He ain't never been,
03:02he's never been part of something like this.
03:05But, CM, go ahead.
03:07CM Punk, who has been rocketing in popularity with ECW fans,
03:10who is well questioned the biggest match in CM Punk's young career.
03:16I'm telling you, Punk is focused, he's determined.
03:19Looking at The Big Show in that pod.
03:22It's frustrating The Big Show.
03:25CM Punk's got guts.
03:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out now.
03:30He's got guts, Punk, but The Big Show's got that baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
03:34You know, he's locked in the pod, imprisoned in the pod.
03:37And now CM Punk's gonna have a weapon of his own, a steel chair.
03:41Oh, we've seen this in the past.
03:42That thing will work, huh?
03:44Nothing wrong with an old-fashioned steel chair.
03:46Steel chair has won quite a few matches for competitors in the history of ECW.
03:53Chicago's finest right there, let's see if Punk's at those, uh, are getting locked in there.
03:59Man, I'll tell you, that alone would freak me out.
04:01Just getting locked in that pod, you know what I mean?
04:04That would freak me out a little bit.
04:05I'm not sure that The Big Show doesn't belong in a pod all the time,
04:09like a monstrous gorilla, like King Kong on display of the suit.
04:15Punk, man, look at Punk here.
04:16He just got in.
04:17He looks like he's dying to get out.
04:20CM Punk is always raring to go.
04:23Two pods loaded.
04:25Two pods yet to be loaded.
04:29Now we know Punk's got the steel chair.
04:31Big Show's got the, uh, the baseball bat with barbed wire.
04:36Introducing next, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 285 pounds, Tess.
04:43Take a look at this monstrous, Kool-Aid guzzling, Heymanite Tess,
04:47who calls himself God's Gift to ECW.
04:52And Heyman's got that look on his face, like there's something under his sleeve,
04:56and Tess, Tess, quite possibly one of the most intense athletes on the ECW roster,
05:04was looking at this demonic structure, like,
05:07huh, what the hell is this thing?
05:11This chamber's massive.
05:12I mean, I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, you can't explain it.
05:15Right now, I don't think TV does it justice.
05:17I'm telling you that right now.
05:19It's massive.
05:19This chamber is 36 feet in diameter.
05:22It's monstrous.
05:23It is a medieval structure.
05:26Look at Big Show, Clad, but for Tess.
05:29Gotta be, it's supposed to be every man for itself.
05:34And maybe we're seeing the future laid out here,
05:37as the Big Show applauding for Tess.
05:40The big picture may be applauding for Tess.
05:41The big picture may be applauding for Tess.
05:41Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at that.
05:42Oh, Kroba.
05:44That's a bad boy.
05:45Yeah, look at that.
05:46Look at that.
05:47That'll work.
05:48Hey.
05:49Tell you what, I've seen Kroba's do some things to people.
05:52Oh, my God!
05:53It's Kroba's!
05:55Actually, I've competed with some Kroba's.
05:57Let me tell you something.
05:58Those things are unforgiven.
06:00Oh, you're locking him in now.
06:01Locking Tess in that pod.
06:09I'll tell you what.
06:10Attention builds as three of the competitors
06:12who will be competing for the E.W. World title.
06:14Let me interrupt you, Joey.
06:16I gotta reiterate that Big Show's clapping like Tess is on his team.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:25He was saying something.
06:26What was it?
06:28All right.
06:28We'll get to it.
06:31Here we go.
06:32Here we go.
06:37Look at a big giant Bobby Lashley.
06:39Trying to get his hands on Lashley.
06:42From Colorado Springs, Colorado,
06:44week 273 conference, Bobby Lashley.
06:49Bobby Lashley exploded into ECW.
06:52Well, yeah, but I would just say something.
06:53Big Show's dying to get his hands on Lashley,
06:55but I assure you Lashley wants to get his hands on Big Show.
06:59Well, this past week on ECW, Lashley may have been en route to beating the Big Show,
07:04but, of course, Tess and Heyman's private security made sure that wasn't gonna happen.
07:09But Lashley exploded into ECW.
07:11Paul Heyman had a quote-unquote open contract.
07:14Heavy man for himself right there.
07:15You see Punk getting in Lashley's face.
07:17Oh, yeah.
07:18Oh, there it is.
07:22Lashley originally took the spot in its elimination,
07:24strip elimination chamber that Paul Heyman had slated for Hulk Korholic.
07:29Remember Lashley just spearing the Big Show?
07:32Cut him down?
07:33You notice Big Show put his arm through that little spot in that pod door.
07:37That's all that can get through there.
07:40Uh-oh, table time.
07:42Lashley's got the table.
07:43Bobby Lashley, the fourth and final competitor who will start the first-ever extreme elimination chamber
07:49inside one of these pods with a weapon.
07:53Well, I mean, you know, it's an advantage for Lashley to be in for any of these guys.
07:59I mean, you don't wanna start out.
08:01You know, if you're one of the first two men, quite possibly you might have to go longer.
08:05You know, it's tough of you to win the ECW championship.
08:08Yeah, mathematically, it is a disadvantage for the next two competitors.
08:12See the puck! See the puck! See the puck! See the puck!
08:15See the puck!
08:26Hardcore Holley!
08:27Oh, man.
08:28Hardcore Holley back in the extreme elimination chamber because of Sabu's mysteriousness.
08:33You know, Taz, earlier tonight, remember when Paul Heyman went up to Hardcore Holley?
08:36Hold on, it's not so mysterious, though, Joey. You know what I mean? It's not.
08:39Well, that's what I'm about to point out, I think.
08:41You remember when Paul Heyman went up to Hardcore Holley and told Holley he was now in the extreme elimination
08:44chamber?
08:45Yeah.
08:46Why was Hardcore Holley already dressed to compete?
08:49I got one better for you. Why the hell was Hardcore Holley even here?
08:52Why, I mean, you know what I mean? Why? He wasn't, was it scheduled?
08:55No, Hardcore Holley was not even scheduled to compete here tonight in December.
08:58Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
08:59See, Big Show, Big Show was doubting.
09:00You see that?
09:01And Taz applauding!
09:03Well, so much to every man for himself in regards to Heyman's people.
09:07And Lashley.
09:09Lashley and Holley won at each other. Lashley originally stole Holley's spot in his extreme elimination chamber.
09:14Lashley hasn't forgotten.
09:18There's only one man left.
09:25He's getting goosebumps, man.
09:27Is it tense in here or what?
09:28Let's do it, man.
09:40Introducing the final participant from Battle Creek, Michigan,
09:433, 235 pounds, Rob Van Damme!
09:50Thunderous ovation, as always, for Rob Van Damme, who back on July 4th was screwed out of the ECW world
09:56title by Paul Heyman and the Big Show.
09:58And since then, Paul Heyman has been making Rob Van Damme jump through one hoop after another.
10:02And when Heyman finally gives Rob Van Damme a rematch at the ECW world title, Van Damme is one of
10:09five challengers inside the first ever extreme elimination chamber.
10:13Talk about the deck being stacked against Rob Van Damme.
10:17And Lady Luck not smiling on Van Damme either because Van Damme's gonna be starting the match.
10:21Well, watch Van Damme, watch that golf world touch and they're locked in there now.
10:25Right now, this thing's about to go.
10:26Right now, the elimination chamber is locked down.
10:30Locked down.
10:35Rob Van Damme, a six-time Intercontinental Champion, the only man ever to hold the ECW and WWE Championship simultaneously
10:42and would love to add one more ECW World Championship to his list of accomplishments.
10:49Here we go.
10:49So in the pods, we got Big Show with a baseball bat with barbed wire.
10:53Here's the countdown, by the way.
10:54You got five minutes for these two men to go at it.
10:56And then one of these competitors randomly comes out of the chamber with weapon in hand.
11:01Or pot, I should say, with weapon in hand.
11:03It's also possible that either Rob Van Damme or Hardcore Holly could be eliminated before the first pot even opens.
11:08It's true.
11:10Oh, here we go now.
11:11And like I was about to say here, oof, I just wanna point out real quick.
11:15Big Show is in one pod.
11:16With a baseball bat with barbed wire.
11:18Seeing punks in another pod with a steel chair.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23Test in another pod.
11:25Oh, wait a minute.
11:25Cover.
11:26Not even a one count.
11:28With a steel crowbar.
11:29And Lashley's in the last pod with a table.
11:34Wasn't that long ago that Rob Van Damme suplexed Hardcore Holly from the ring through a table, putting 24 stitches
11:41and a permanent scar on the back of Hardcore Holly.
11:43And Holly hasn't forgotten about it.
11:44Oh, there's no doubt he hasn't forgotten it.
11:46And then Holly paid back by Van Damme.
11:48They were tag team partners.
11:49Holly had sucked Van Damme in.
11:50And then, whoa.
11:51And that steel again.
11:53See, that usually can fall out of the ring, but not this time.
11:56Just under four minutes before one of those pods opens up.
12:00Can't wait to see.
12:01Who do you think it's gonna be?
12:01Who do you think it's gonna come out first?
12:02Lately at random.
12:03I have no idea.
12:04You got a one in four chance of any one of those four extremists coming out of their pod with
12:07a weapon.
12:07I know it's random.
12:08I just asked what you thought, but okay.
12:11You didn't major in Mathematics, did you?
12:12I don't know what's doing, Nathan.
12:16Make it.
12:17Make it eligible for like a professional position or something like that.
12:20Uh-oh.
12:21Watch out.
12:21Heads up.
12:23Like Spider-Man.
12:26Great balance shown by Rob Van Dam, but great peripheral vision being shown by Hardcore Holly.
12:33Well, Van Damme using, I mean, Holly letting Van Damme use his own, look at a Spider-Man deal here.
12:38Check this out.
12:39How did he do that?
12:40And then this.
12:41Ooh, that wasn't funny.
12:43Right back live there, you see Holly slamming Van Damme on a steel.
12:47Rob Van Damme may be one of the most unique athletes ever to compete in any professional sport.
12:52Not for a lot, not for nothing.
12:54He blew himself to the cage.
12:55Oh, I know.
12:55Not for nothing.
12:56If I'm Holly or Van Damme, I don't want one of these pods to open.
13:01Ooh!
13:02No way!
13:05Who's it gonna be?
13:06What pods gonna open?
13:07What weapon's gonna be in play?
13:10How about the thought of the Big Show being seven feet and 500 pounds wielding a barbed wire baseball bat
13:15coming out of that pod?
13:16How's that gotta sit with someone?
13:18Well, I don't know what we're gonna see what's gonna happen.
13:22Really, I mean, as if he needs it.
13:24Look at the size of that structure, man.
13:27Look at that.
13:30As you said, Tess, television does not do the Extreme Elimination Chamber justice.
13:34We're sitting right now.
13:34What the hell is Holly doing?
13:35What is Holly up to here?
13:37This is uncharacteristic.
13:39Watch out.
13:40And Holly pays for it.
13:41Van Damme gets the boot up and did Holly ever pay?
13:47Just after two minutes counting down, and Hardcore Holly may wanna check and see if he's got all those chickens.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Get on him.
13:55Come on, get on him.
13:56Tess, watch out of that game.
13:58Tess and Big Show just blatantly encouraging Hardcore Holly.
14:01And then you gotta figure if you...
14:03Uh-oh, wait, watch this.
14:04Are you kidding me?
14:06Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
14:07Did you see what I think I saw?
14:09I think we saw rolling thunder on the steel over the top rope.
14:14Check this out.
14:16Unbelievable.
14:17Holy God.
14:19Amazing athletic ability by one, the one and only Rob Van Damme.
14:24RVD is certainly one of a kind.
14:28Hardcore Holly in a bad way right now.
14:32Holly's body compressed between Rob Van Damme's 235 pounds.
14:35Now, let me interrupt you while you're talking.
14:37RVD is, you know, is a competitor that's well-documented.
14:40He'll do whatever it takes and sacrifice his own body to win, but that was a little crazy.
14:44I couldn't believe he did that.
14:45Now, the ECW world title hangs in the balance.
14:48God, man, did you hear that?
14:51Rob Van Damme landing on his tailbone, courtesy of Hardcore Holly.
14:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:55Wait, we're under a minute, Joe.
14:58Hold on, Mickey Henson now too?
15:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:01Rob Van Damme almost eliminated.
15:02You know what, Joe?
15:03We talk about all the weapons in this chamber.
15:06I mean, the elimination chamber itself, but the biggest weapon is the chamber itself.
15:1110 tons of steel over two miles of chain and all that stuff.
15:15Damn thing's a weapon.
15:16We're coming up on 30 seconds here.
15:19In less than 30 seconds, one of the four pods will be opened randomly, and an extreme
15:24competitor will be unleashed into the extreme elimination chamber with a weapon.
15:28One, two, three, two.
15:30Nice drop kick.
15:31Everybody here in the OASW fans want to see a punk to be first.
15:35Uncle Holly on top.
15:36Two and no.
15:37Well, referee Mickey Henson has signed this.
15:40Here we go.
15:41Let's see.
15:42Who's it gonna be?
15:43Five, four, three, two.
15:46Let's go.
15:47Let's go.
15:47Let's go.
15:48Who is it?
15:48Who is it?
15:52Oh.
16:02It's gonna be CM Punk.
16:03It is CM Punk.
16:04The EW fans are gonna get their wish.
16:06The Southside claim King of Chicago uses the chair right off the bat.
16:10Look at this.
16:11Again, every man from South.
16:13Punk exploding into the extreme elimination chamber.
16:21Quickly using that chair right in Holly's face.
16:24He's gotta use this chair.
16:28CM Punk just got a little more experience with a steel chair.
16:32Yeah, Van Damme caught that chair and drilled Punk.
16:36I mean, Punk trying to take a page out of Van Damme's book.
16:39Uh-uh.
16:41Holy smokes.
16:43Think of a better way to spend on a Sunday night than that.
16:45Look, Big Show loves it.
16:46You gotta question the strategy there of Punk just a little bit.
16:49Yeah, Big Show enjoying it big time.
16:50Watch out.
16:52Looked like Punk tried to maybe slow down that monkey flip.
16:56Still landing on that steel chair.
16:58Right in the smaller back of CM Punk.
17:00And you know, CM Punk and Rob Van Damme's going at it.
17:03Yep.
17:03Nice.
17:04Leg drop.
17:05Every man for himself here.
17:07Every man for himself.
17:08But is it in terms of tech toward Kerr Holly and the Big Show?
17:12I don't think so.
17:13That's me.
17:14Watch this.
17:15Oh, nice.
17:16CM Punk springboarding with that double boots right to the face of Holly.
17:21Watch this.
17:23Nice leg drop.
17:26R.V.D.'s head went right to the steel.
17:29Now Punk has wedged that weapon he had in the powder in that steel chair in between the top and
17:35second rope.
17:36Come on.
17:39Come on.
17:40Right between.
17:40Van Damme's already.
17:41Van Damme's already busted open, it looks like, over his right eye.
17:45It seemed like there's some blood there.
17:48Yeah.
17:48He's busted open.
17:51Uh-oh.
17:53My God.
17:54Holy.
17:55Well, if he wasn't busted open before, he is now.
18:00Man, did you see that?
18:01Every man for himself for sure.
18:05No.
18:06No, no, no, no, don't do it.
18:07Wait a minute.
18:09Good Lord.
18:11Again, the chamber itself is a weapon.
18:14Like a wrecking ball.
18:16The swirl of CM Punk.
18:17Finish one off.
18:18And careening into the steel.
18:19Hold on.
18:20Cover.
18:21Get rid of one of them.
18:22I don't care which one.
18:24Get rid of one of them.
18:26Yeah, watch this.
18:27Look at this.
18:27My God.
18:29You gotta be kidding me.
18:31I heard Holly.
18:32I heard Heyman screaming to Holly.
18:34Finish off either one of them.
18:35I don't care which one.
18:36Just finish one off.
18:39I heard Blabbermouth right here.
18:40It hurts over here.
18:42Two feet from you.
18:43Unfortunately.
18:43Now wait.
18:47Hardcore Holly now imposing his will on CM Punk.
18:50Oh man.
18:51Oh man.
18:51My God.
18:52Van Damme.
18:53Hold it.
18:53Cover to it.
18:54No.
18:54Van Damme is not in a good way.
18:56God, who's gonna be next?
18:58Approaching the two minute mark.
19:02Let's see here now.
19:04Hardcore Holly got control of Punk.
19:06What the hell is Holly gonna do here?
19:09Uh-oh.
19:12No one has been eliminated thus far from the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
19:16Oof.
19:16Oof.
19:22Oof.
19:25Oof.
19:46Oh, what the hell is this now?
19:48Lashley in that pot dying to get in there, and now Punk is perched up there.
19:58Punk's head smashing backwards into the pod holding Bobby Lashley.
20:03And now, Hardcore Holly.
20:07Uh-oh, wait, wait, look at Holly here.
20:10No, no, no.
20:11You gotta be kidding me, it could be top rope here, all the way up top.
20:14Super Punks!
20:16Oh, man.
20:18CM Punk comes crashing down hard of the canvas.
20:21Whoa, wait, wait, R.V.D. now, wait for, come on.
20:26I saw him crawling over there, Van Damme trying to pick up the straps,
20:30very smart by Rob.
20:34Wait, look, cover.
20:35Wait, now, hold it.
20:36See, Punk, just two real, no, Punk kicks out.
20:40Tell you what, this thing is starting to percolate.
20:43R.V.D., R.V.D., R.V.D., R.V.D., R.V.D.
20:46The Extreme Elimination Chamber has taken a toll on each and every one of these
20:49competitors, including specifically right now Rob Van Dam, who is gushing blood
20:54from over his eye.
20:55Yeah, Van Damme, not in a good way.
20:58Five, six, seven, four.
20:59Here we go.
21:01Up a knee.
21:02Two stacks, two stacks.
21:04Oh, my God, what a kick.
21:06CM Punk damn near decapitated.
21:18Oh.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:21He's got that crowbar, Joey.
21:22Look, 280.
21:24One, two.
21:24One, two.
21:25Wielding a crowbar.
21:26Right into the ribs of Punk.
21:28Oh, my God.
21:29Oh, my God, no.
21:31Oh, man.
21:32God.
21:33Tess just on a carve Rob Van Damme up.
21:37Unfortunately, it's legal.
21:39You like that?
21:39Oh, my God, this is nasty.
21:41Get it up.
21:42Get it up.
21:43Oh, my God, Tess is just carving Rob Van Damme with that crowbar.
21:47Jeez, man, I knew Tess was intense, but this is a little too far.
21:50Look at this.
21:51Tess trying to bridge CM Punk in half.
21:53Oh, my, right across the throat, across the esophagus.
21:57I can point out that Tess has not gone anywhere near Hardcore Harley, Tess.
22:01Yeah, no kidding.
22:01He's written Hardcore.
22:02I mean, maybe recuperate, but wow, Tess is beating the hell out of Van Damme and Punk.
22:08This is not a tag team match.
22:10Damn, it's supposed to be every man for himself.
22:13Down goes Hardcore Harley courtesy of Rob Van Damme.
22:17I can't believe Van Damme's on his feet.
22:19Using his feet as weapons.
22:21Yeah, exactly.
22:22Muscle issues, I was about to say.
22:23Uh-oh.
22:24Here we go.
22:24Well, you know what he can do with a chair.
22:28Oh, now so does Tess.
22:30Good-bye, Tess.
22:32What a shot.
22:33Uh-oh.
22:33Ooh.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39CM Punk is in the wrong place at a long time.
22:42Oh, God.
22:45Sobs up.
22:47Holy cow.
22:50OVD trying to crush the skull of CM Punk with that steel chair.
22:54Well, Van Damme's laid everybody out.
22:57He's got his choice.
22:58Who's it gonna be?
22:59Van Damme up top.
23:00Five.
23:01Move.
23:01Frog Splash connects.
23:04Van Damme is split open.
23:07Five star Frog Splash Punk.
23:09Here we go.
23:10Van Damme up top.
23:11Two.
23:12Three.
23:12He's gone.
23:14And then there were five, every man for himself.
23:18Wow.
23:20Uh-oh.
23:21Oh, man.
23:22Tess is up and pissed.
23:24Watch out.
23:25Tess just measuring RVD.
23:28Whoa.
23:29Wait a minute.
23:34What the hell just happened there?
23:36What happened is Tess may have gone into business for himself.
23:39He kicked out.
23:40He did kick out.
23:42Van Damme's perched.
23:47Beautiful.
23:48Tess is down.
23:52Wait, Tess is down as well.
23:56That certainly speaks for itself.
23:58You think?
23:59Look.
24:00Look at this now.
24:00Oh, wow.
24:01How softy is this if you're Big Show?
24:03Wait a minute.
24:04Van Damme up.
24:05No, no.
24:05Wait a minute.
24:07Big Show's trying to pull him in there.
24:09Big Show reaching through the steel mix.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Van Damme is trapped.
24:13Joey, look at this.
24:14No, no, no.
24:14Oh.
24:16Right into that whole leg.
24:18Oh, my.
24:19Gee.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20Right in that head.
24:22Oh, God.
24:23Oh, that was bad.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:25That was bad.
24:28You got, oh, what the hell is Tesco?
24:30Joey, where is Tesco?
24:33Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:34And Big Show certainly isn't gonna reach up and slow down Tesco.
24:38Big Show's wound him up, for God's sakes.
24:40No.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Elbow to the steel chair.
24:46Right to the face of RBD.
24:47Forget it.
24:48Forget about it.
24:48Done it.
24:49Holy cow.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:52That was nasty.
24:52And, go.
24:53So BuzzFox, CM Punk, Hardcore Holly, and Rob Van Damme eliminated from the first ever Extreme Elimination Chamber.
25:01I mean, I think Big Show's happy, but I think he's in shock about this, as is Lashley.
25:06That was brutal, violent, vicious, damn near criminal.
25:11Damn near criminal.
25:13Tess writhing in pain himself on the canvas, Big Show and Lashley imprisoned inside the two remaining pods.
25:22With their weapons.
25:24Look at this.
25:25Look at this.
25:27Look at this.
25:27Holy cow.
25:29Again, look at this angle here.
25:31God almighty.
25:34How the hell.
25:36Holy.
25:37It's a small miracle that Van Damme's brains aren't splattered all over that canvas.
25:42And they may be.
25:44Tess hurt himself as well, though.
25:48Who's gonna be next?
25:50Less than 30 seconds for the next competitor to be freed from this pod.
25:54I knew that this chamber was as if it wasn't dangerous enough.
25:58But when you incorporate these vicious weapons, it makes it ten times as worse.
26:04Big Show.
26:04We haven't even seen the damn baseball bat with the barbed wire yet.
26:08No, we haven't.
26:09Big Show wants in now, though.
26:12You know, he wants in, but.
26:14Yeah, but Big Show doesn't want to come into this back at the doctor.
26:17Tess, Big Show wants to beat on Bobby Lashley with that barbed wire bat.
26:20Big Show wants to joint test at attacking Lashley.
26:34Who is it?
26:35Who is it?
26:37It's Lashley.
26:38Whoa!
26:38Wait.
26:39That's Heyman's.
26:40Heyman's coach.
26:41What the hell is that?
26:43Heyman's belt.
26:44Bullshit!
26:45What are they doing there?
26:46Bullshit!
26:47Lashley's supposed to be getting, Lashley's supposed to be free from his pod right now.
26:51Lashley's supposed to be entering the extreme elimination chamber.
26:53Heyman's hands that took out the, they opened up the damn lock.
26:57Bobby Lashley is still changing some of his pod, thanks to Paul Herman's doom squad.
27:02They won't let him out.
27:03And they're just talking.
27:05Lashley's getting so frustrated.
27:09What the hell's that, the Hensley have that baton.
27:17Lashley is trying to get out of that pub.
27:22Lashley's not gonna get out of that pub.
27:23Lashley's beside himself.
27:32What the hell is Lashley?
27:36Lashley?
27:37Lashley using that table to snap the Steel Kings.
27:40He's just snagging, kidding me.
27:42Inclosing the top of the park.
27:44He busted himself out of the dick.
27:46My God, look at Lashley.
27:49Lashley is now officially after the extreme.
27:53Man, what a kick to the face.
27:55Robar and hand, testosterone careening down to the canvas.
27:59Lashley now, watch out.
28:02What an ovation, what impact, decapitating clothesline by Lashley.
28:10Lashley in hot pursuit of Tess, man.
28:14Lashley just hammering Tess.
28:15You can feel the intensity coming off Lashley's body.
28:23Just a few days ago on ECW that Tess planted his big boot in Lashley's face.
28:28And now look at this, Lashley wants the big show, the big show wants Lashley.
28:35Man.
28:38Lashley just doing it, Tess.
28:42And let, oof.
28:44Lashley eyeing the big show.
28:46Lashley eyeing the ECW world champion who is still imprisoned in his pod.
28:50Hey, I'll tell you what, watch this, look at this.
28:53Oh, man.
28:55And watch this, yeah, different angles.
28:58Oh, my God, right into the pod.
29:00Lashley was trapped inside his pod longer than he wanted to be, and now Lashley's taken
29:03out that frustration on Tess.
29:05Well, Heyman and his boys, they're testing.
29:08And Heyman's security, that plan backfired.
29:11Lashley busted out of the top of the damn pod.
29:17Tess now coming with the heavy lumber.
29:19Clubbing blows to the side of the head of Bobby Lashley.
29:22Who is gonna leave this elimination, this extreme elimination chamber as the ECW champion?
29:27Who?
29:30And Tess now driving his foot right in the throat of Lashley.
29:37Uh-oh.
29:38Wait a minute.
29:39No.
29:40Tess is deadly with a chair.
29:43Deadly.
29:46Tess just waited a little too long, no doubt.
29:53Lashley cleaning, cleaning the Tess clock twice.
29:57It's amazing how much impact Lashley can create from such a short distance from
30:02his opponent.
30:02Lashley is so explosive.
30:04Yes.
30:05Being explosive, that vertical snap suplex, very explosive.
30:10Bear in mind, Lashley has been trapped in a pod.
30:14Uh-oh, he's got a crowbar though, Joe.
30:15Lashley's got the crowbar.
30:18Man.
30:19Can stick him?
30:21Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
30:23What a spear.
30:25Wait a minute.
30:26Cover, hook the leg.
30:27Two, three.
30:29Fantastic score.
30:30Oh, man.
30:33Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
30:36Oh, can you believe this?
30:38And one could surmise that this is not the situation Paul Heyman wanted tonight at
30:43the December 2 Dismember.
30:45What is, Big Show's in his pod.
30:48Big Show is-
30:50Well, no, it looks-
30:51Getting some words of advice from Heyman.
30:53And Frank.
30:54Maybe a little bit of both.
30:56You gotta realize what you're walking in there with.
30:59This is not just a man.
31:01This is not reason that we spoke.
31:02Look at Lashley here.
31:03Look at Lashley.
31:09Look at Lashley.
31:10You're a cannibal.
31:12You're a cannibal.
31:12You're a cannibal.
31:13You're a cannibal.
31:13You're a cannibal.
31:14Heyman the master manipulator and motivator, at least in his own mind trying to fire up the Big Show.
31:27Bobby and Lashley just sent me a tip.
31:31My God, Lashley snapped.
31:33He's dying for Big Show to get out of that pod.
31:36And we're gonna see this explosion in just about ten seconds.
31:40Ten, five, six, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, yeah.
31:55Come on out, Big Show.
31:58Man, I forgot about that.
32:00The damn baseball bat.
32:02Big Show is not entering the extreme elimination chamber alone.
32:05The Big Show wielding a ball-pire-wrapped baseball bat.
32:09Both men with weapons in hand.
32:12It's all for the ECW Championship.
32:19Well, it has come down to two men here tonight in Augusta, Georgia.
32:24The champion, the ECW champion, the Big Show, and
32:27the one remaining challenger Bobby Lashley, look at this.
32:30Big Show is trying to get past the defense of the steel champ.
32:36My God, this is bad, Joey.
32:38Lashley, Lashley lost his chair, he got caught.
32:41The bat's caught between the chains and the chamber.
32:43Is his output, man, Lashley got a big show with that chair.
32:50Uh-oh, watch out.
32:53God, again?
32:55Not once, but twice, the skull of the ECW world champion smashed into the
33:01unforgiving steel that makes up the extreme elimination chamber.
33:08Lashley in complete control over the Big Show here.
33:14Oh, man, oh, no.
33:15Oh, my.
33:17And the Big Show is busted open, Tash.
33:19Oh, my God, he went right through the pod, Joey.
33:21He busted the pod open.
33:23He was thrown through the pod with the Big Show.
33:26Oh, look at Lashley, this is all legal.
33:29Lashley just waning down bare knuckles on the lacerated forehead of the ECW world champion.
33:34Lashley just busted the pod open with Big Show's body.
33:39Holy God.
33:44Uh-oh.
33:46Man, that's right.
33:48Oh, my God, look at that.
33:50Not to be out of God, and the Big Show sweighs himself.
33:53Get angry.
33:55It's sad.
33:56Fight for survival.
33:59Hayman's beside himself, watch out.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:03What a build.
34:05What a godly power by the Big Show.
34:07Finish him off, finish him off, fight.
34:12Big Show is bleeding and snorting and spitting.
34:19Oh, my God, it could be over, Joey.
34:24That huge yell by the Big Show could be the death knell for Bobby Lashley's championship hopes.
34:30Lashley might be done.
34:34Gozled.
34:35Chokeslam coming up.
34:36No, look at Lashley.
34:38Lashley just spiked the Big Show.
34:41Textbook counter, much to the chagrin of Paul Heyman.
34:48Oh, man.
34:49Both the ECW world champion, the Big Show, and the one remaining challenger, Lashley, both down inside the first ever
34:56extreme elimination chamber.
34:57Who is gonna leave this demonic structure, the new Ocaro ECW champion?
35:03Who, Joey?
35:04What the hell's gonna happen here?
35:06Big Show swinging and missing.
35:08Bobby Lashley hitting every punch.
35:10Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:11Big Show's just so powerful.
35:12Yeah, but Lashley's throwing nice hands there.
35:14Uh-oh.
35:15Watch out.
35:16What?
35:16Oh, man.
35:18The power of Big Show.
35:19My God, how strong.
35:20Uh-oh.
35:21Show's gonna use Lashley's move.
35:28What a huge throw to Big Show.
35:31Two, three.
35:32It's over.
35:33It's over.
35:34It's over.
35:35It's over.
35:36Holy God.
35:37The winner of this match, a new ECW world champion Bobby Lashley.
35:46Lashley did it.
35:47Lashley did it.
35:48Lashley victorious.
35:50An extreme elimination chamber, the new ECW champion.
35:55Bobby Lashley has just cemented his name in history.
36:00Bobby Lashley wins the first ever extreme elimination chamber to capture the ECW world title.
36:08My God.
36:10Congratulations.
36:12How the hell did Lashley do this?
36:16Wow.
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