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00:08Why is everyone acting like they owe us money?
00:13Pardon me, good woman.
00:15Can you tell us?
00:17I don't understand this.
00:19Well, on opium, the boys welcomed everyone with open arms.
00:22They must have changed their paws.
00:25Whoa, citizen, what's going on here?
00:27It is the day of punishment.
00:30Punishment.
00:33Strange.
00:35I'm getting stranger.
00:54For stealing a sacred map!
00:57The priests demand punishment!
01:01Demand that this vile interloper, who attempted to lay hands on the eye of Kratos, must die!
01:08So give me your best shot!
01:14Oh.
01:16Make that your four best shots.
01:18Silence!
01:20What's the matter with you people?
01:22What's happened to the Leloupians?
01:24Join with me in throwing off this yoke of the tyrants!
01:27Listen to me!
01:30Look at you people!
01:32You're nothing but puppets!
01:34And these priests are pulling your strings!
01:37It couldn't be, could it?
01:40You keep that pig's paw away from me.
01:51It's her only.
01:58That's Talia, the Black Rose of Oman, the pirate queen whose tongue is as quick as her sword.
02:04Looks like she's relying on her tongue today.
02:06Archers!
02:10On three!
02:13One!
02:16Two!
02:20Three!
02:23Surprise!
02:30Surprise!
02:31Crew?
02:35Uh-uh-uh!
02:39Uh!
02:43Uh-uh!
02:53Uh!
02:55Uh-uh!
02:56Uh!
02:58Uh!
03:10I wish we had more time, but...
03:19Well, well, Talia.
03:21Long time no see.
03:23Any more time, I'd be dead, you sea slug.
03:25A simple thank you would suffice.
03:28He looks a little tired.
03:35Still the fastest speed on the high seas.
03:38I'll bet you say that to all the wenches.
03:57Is she one of yours?
03:59Yep.
04:00Figures.
04:05I guess we haven't lost our touch.
04:07Dubar!
04:12As for you...
04:17Agh!
04:21What are you doing?
04:24What?
05:55We were prisoners on the Sultan's war galley.
05:58No water, no food.
06:00Unless you count the rats.
06:02Oh, that's right.
06:03You always said the gray ones tasted best.
06:06How did you ever manage to escape?
06:08Well, by then, Talia had the first mate wrapped around her little finger.
06:11She stole his heart.
06:13Then she stole his keys.
06:16Hey!
06:17It's a light!
06:18It's a light!
06:20Hey, listen up there, sweetheart.
06:22Have a little fun.
06:25Hey there, cutie.
06:28Oh, aren't you cute?
06:30So beautiful.
06:32Oh, not you, too.
06:36So, what state we all throw in together?
06:39Like the old days.
06:42I'm not so sure that's such a good idea.
06:46No!
06:46Don't tell me you've lost your sense of adventure.
06:48No, I wouldn't even suggest that.
06:50Well, how about your sense of justice?
06:53Your moral duty to correct the horrid acts of intolerance and persecution?
06:58Wait.
06:59You've turned moral?
07:01Hey, you want to help me right the wrong that has become Lenopia?
07:06Here is the means.
07:08So, you did steal the map?
07:11Yes, I did.
07:13For this map displays every treacherous inner working of the temple that houses the Eye of Kratos.
07:19A temple that's run by this fanatic religious sect that keeps the lives of these peasants in utter misery.
07:24You've honestly turned moral.
07:26Let's just say that I'm making amends for past sins.
07:33What?
07:35Are you going to help me or not?
07:37Dubar?
07:38Tally me with Talia.
07:40Ferus?
07:41I'm always up for the right crusade.
07:43Wrong car.
07:46Hmm?
07:51As long as you're not giving the orders.
07:53Oh, no, no, no.
07:55The courageous Captain Sinbad will be our leader.
07:57Won't you, handsome?
08:11What is that?
08:12I call it a magnoscope.
08:14It magnifies the images of distant objects.
08:16Oh, nothing like a clever man.
08:19Oh, you can also place one of these pieces of smoked glass over the opening to eliminate the glare.
08:27Sinbad, where do you find such valuable crew members?
08:31Just my good fortune.
08:32Eh, that you've always had.
08:35So, how do we get in?
08:38Well, we'll enter as all enter, as poor peasants bearing gifts.
08:42Now, if only we can find a pilgrim caravan.
08:44There!
08:46Just like that one.
08:48Looks like it's time to join the pilgrimage.
08:58How'd you get these so fast?
09:00Who can say no to the Black Rose of Oman?
09:04Have you seen some of the offerings these pilgrims are taking to the temple?
09:10Look at this stuff.
09:12There's a king's ransom in here.
09:24Temple of Kratos.
09:26Monument to cruelty, greed, and oppression.
09:29And well-guarded.
09:32What exactly did you have in mind, Talia?
09:38Come on.
09:39We're just in time for the tour.
10:01Come on.
10:21Save me!
10:23Won't someone save me?
10:29Please!
10:32The gods believe in mercy.
10:34Mercy!
10:43Attend, O faithful ones.
10:45This thief violated the sacred temple in an attempt to steal the holiest of holies.
10:52The all-seeing, all-knowing Eye of Kratos.
10:55He is an evil child of darkness.
10:57Let his fate be a lesson to the world.
11:00The Eye of Kratos forgives nothing!
11:05There really is an Eye.
11:08Wake to the guardian of the temple!
11:11Tomorrow at sunrise, the priests of Kratos will accept your offerings.
11:15In return, you shall be allowed to look upon and to worship the Eye.
11:20No!
11:20No!
11:24No!
11:26No!
11:27No!
11:27No!
11:28No!
11:28Pay tribute to Kratos.
11:30Venerate his priests and obey his laws.
11:33You shall be protected and rewarded.
11:36But anger him, and torments without end await you.
11:42No! Don't let them do this to me! Don't let them!
11:47No! No!
11:54They'll kill us all.
11:56No! No! No! Please! No! No!
12:03No! No! I'll fight you! No!
12:08Let us be a listen to all who desecrate the eye of Kratos.
12:33It's horrible. Horrible!
12:36He'll be a long time dying if I know that monster's ways.
12:39Priests are the real monsters.
12:41Talia, this eye of Kratos...
12:44I always thought of it as a figure of speech, like the hand of God.
12:49It actually exists?
12:51Yes. They say it can see into the souls of men.
12:53But it's the fear of the eye that keeps the priests in power
12:56and turns these people into cowering sheep.
12:59It's gotta be destroyed.
13:02Come tomorrow, it will be.
13:13Let's go.
13:20Let's go.
13:21Let's go.
13:23Let's go.
13:24Everything they have is in those bundles.
13:27And they just hand it over.
13:28Talia was right.
13:29These people are like sheep.
13:31You can't really blame them.
13:33It's the priests.
13:35They know if you grab hold of a man by his fears,
13:38his heart and mind,
13:40the money will soon follow.
13:45What is that?
13:47Well, we're supposed to be pilgrims, right?
13:49So during the night, Rangar and I went around camp
13:51and we collected our own offering to Kratos.
13:54Elephant dung?
13:55Correct.
13:55It is elephant dung.
13:57But by the time they open it, we're gonna be long gone.
14:01Ready for the sunrise service?
14:03Yeah.
14:04Let's go.
14:09Maybe we should give them a little head start.
14:11Yeah.
14:38Booby traps.
14:40Temple is rotten with them.
14:43You don't think they're allowing these hooded clowns
14:45to guard the place, do you?
14:52Sorry.
14:53Sorry.
14:53I'm allergic vincents.
15:22Herein resides the Eye of Kratos.
15:25Even I, High Priest of the Temple,
15:28am powerless in unlocking these last portals.
15:31They will open only to one
15:32who is perfectly pure in heart and spirit.
15:37Make way for the Vestal Virgin.
16:00A warning.
16:02Unworthy as you are, you must not look directly upon the eye.
16:06If you do, it'll be the last thing you'll do.
16:09You will forever look upon.
16:21Give yourself to the eye, and all will be well.
16:24But resist it, and you will be ashes in the wind.
16:30Oh.
16:32Oh.
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh.
16:38Oh.
16:43Psst.
16:45Sinbad.
16:52Magnificent.
16:53And so positioned that it captures the rising sun through that window,
16:56creating a blinding light.
16:58A jewel obscured by its own brilliance.
17:00Have you ever seen anything like it?
17:03What is it?
17:04A sapphire?
17:05A diamond.
17:06So beautiful, yet so evil.
17:09Impressive.
17:10What do you reckon a stone like that would fetch on the black market?
17:14Oh, more than you could spend in a dozen lifetimes.
17:18But we're not here to steal it.
17:19We're here to destroy it.
17:21Aren't we?
17:23Silence in the sanctuary!
17:45The time of worship's at an end.
17:48Go and know that the eye of Kratos is upon you, all-seeing, all-knowing.
17:54Now and forever.
17:59Sinbad, don't you see?
18:01This whole thing is just an elaborate jewel heist.
18:04Let her take her own chances.
18:06You don't know that for sure, Maeve.
18:08Where is Talia, anyway?
18:12You go ahead.
18:13I'll meet you back again.
18:16Go!
18:46Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Talia, you infernal idiot.
18:51Oh!
18:51Talk to me!
18:51Talia, you infernal idiot!
18:53Ah!
19:12How about me, you hellhounds?
19:40Ah, Sinbad, you're a beautiful sight.
19:45Of course, that could just be the blood rushing to my head.
19:49Ah, you can cut me down now anytime you want.
19:53You got it.
19:57Why is it always hurt when you rescue me?
20:00This way.
20:01Quick.
20:07Two more thieves for the guardian of the temple to munch on.
20:12Excellent.
20:13The faithful always give more when there's entertainment.
20:15Ah, you blood-sucking toad! I'm gonna wipe that grin off!
20:19Ah!
20:19Careful!
20:20The guardian doesn't like his breakfast to be bruised.
20:34Ah, we've been in worse spots than this.
20:39Remember Aza by Jules?
20:46Oh, did I forget to thank you for coming back for me?
20:49And funny that I should have found you in the treasure room.
20:53Oh, now wait.
20:55Oh, no, no!
20:56It's not how it looks.
20:58That's what this is about, isn't it, Talia?
21:00It's just another heist.
21:04You haven't changed.
21:06You're wrong, Sinbad.
21:09I-I know it's hard to believe.
21:12I spent my entire life coveting what others possess.
21:15Stealing it when I could.
21:17But then one day I realized that I already possessed a treasure beyond price.
21:21My freedom.
21:23Who's more free than a pirate?
21:27I was ashamed.
21:29And so I vowed to use my freedom to free others, and that is what this is about.
21:34Okay?
21:36Sounds good.
21:38But if you betray me, I'll feed you to the spider myself.
21:45I was just in that treasure room looking for another way to get to the eye.
21:48The map doesn't show it, but I thought I'd give it another shot.
21:50Enough, Talia.
21:52Right now, our goal is to get out of this birdcage.
21:55Right?
21:56Right.
21:56Now, the way I see it, if we were to get this door open, yeah?
22:02Just stop!
22:06I don't think we want to do that.
22:08Yeah?
22:11Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
22:16What's, uh, what's hard to do with a blade that doesn't work?
22:19Uh-huh, yeah, exactly.
22:20Yes.
22:21I mean, you know, I remember that one time when I had this thing...
22:32Talia!
22:34Look, it's Dermot!
22:39Great, does he pick locks?
22:46No, don't you see?
22:48Don't you see?
22:49Don't you see?
22:50If he got in, he can get out.
22:53He can get word to the others.
22:56Here.
22:58Make him give him the map.
23:00Okay.
23:02Dermot, find Maeve.
23:04Give this to her.
23:15Uh-oh.
23:19Maybe we should settle.
23:22Shh.
23:24Okay, okay.
23:25Okay, that's it.
23:36They're in that chamber.
23:38In that pit.
23:39With that...
23:40That...
23:41Thing.
23:41That.
23:42Well, what are we waiting for?
23:43We can handle those hooded goons.
23:45Huh, they're the least of our problems.
23:47According to the symbols on this map, it confirms what Talia told us.
23:53At night, the temple is protected by an elaborate system of traps and pitfalls.
23:58Best be careful.
23:59Right.
24:00We have to make sure we're out of that temple before it opens at dawn.
24:02Otherwise, we're gonna end up as breakfast for that monster.
24:06Not to mention what damage Talia's hooks might accomplish during the night.
24:10First things first, getting in.
24:17So, this, uh, Maeve person...
24:23What is she to you?
24:26She's part of my crew.
24:28Oh.
24:30Oh.
24:32That's a relief.
24:36It's not bad.
24:38I, uh, I know we've had our...
24:40Our ups and downs.
24:43Well, haven't we?
24:46We have.
24:48Careful!
24:49Or this could turn into a threesome.
24:52That's an option.
24:54Talia.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:19Oh.
25:22Oh.
25:24Oh.
25:25Oh.
25:35Oh.
25:38Oh.
25:53Oh.
25:54Oh.series.
25:57Oh. Oh.
26:05Oh.
26:06Oh.
26:07Oh.
26:08Oh.
26:13To our stop.
26:20What was that?
26:22I don't see anything.
26:24That, I believe, is the whole point.
26:39This way. Stay close to the walls.
27:11Point of fact, we disturb the flames inside, we're dead.
27:17No unnecessary motion. No unnecessary breathing.
27:57Get down!
28:09Help me!
28:28Atchoo!
28:40Throos, that allergy's gonna be the death of you yet.
28:44Looks like your friends have left us hanging.
28:47Just modern my thought.
28:50Real friends aren't like that.
28:52Someday you'll figure that out, Talia.
28:57Little brother!
28:59See what I mean?
29:01Am I glad to see you.
29:03Sit tight, Sinbad. We don't want to roast that thing.
29:06At least not yet.
29:07Sounds like a good idea.
29:39Yes.
29:42Quickly! We may not have much time.
29:45It's a timely thing to say, Throos.
29:48Yeah. I think Harry and Throosome's about to appear.
29:54Oh!
30:06Aww!
30:14Um...
30:15Ugh!
30:15Try again.
30:16Hurry!
30:19Ugh...
30:27Guys, I'd like to skip being on the menu.
30:33Gotta hook it on the top.
30:35Aim two, Rangar.
30:46Good throw.
30:47Now slide down.
30:48Slide!
30:52That's the country.
31:28The eye.
31:29Hurry.
31:30We've got to get the eye.
31:31It'll be sunrise soon.
31:44Open sesame.
31:49Very virgin on clues.
31:51It's nothing, really.
31:52Just keen observation, a little bit of deductive.
31:59How did you let this happen?
32:01They're devils.
32:03Nothing but money-grabbing thieves.
32:06Oh, not now, my pet.
32:08A leather guard.
32:09Capture those dogs and hold them till I get there.
32:11The seal of the temple.
32:13Let no pilgrims in until this whole situation has been resolved.
32:19Snuggers.
32:20Oh, I said not now.
32:21Don't you understand?
32:22This whole thing could sink us.
32:24Those ignorant peasants discover that a pack of thieves could walk in here and make fools of us.
32:29Well, my pity, you'll be back dancing in the harem quicker than you can say the eye of Kratos.
32:37You three, the intruders are here.
32:40Find them and kill them.
32:44Let's get it before the sun shines in.
32:48Wait, it's trapped.
32:50What, more surprises?
32:59Let's get another warm welcome.
33:01We can't wait much longer.
33:03A swing point.
33:05That's all we need.
33:07Quickly, this way.
33:09They're trying to stay in the eye.
33:09Quick, the doors.
33:14We're almost there.
33:19That's it.
33:19Open the door.
33:20Open the door.
33:21Open the door.
33:23We still need to get you high enough to get over the altar.
33:28I think I need a big guy boost.
33:48Hurry.
33:49Hey, the sun's about to shine in.
33:56That's right.
33:57Make no one in.
34:04Sinbad!
34:04Watch out!
34:13The eye!
34:14Sinbad, toss me the eye!
34:20We can't get the door open.
34:22Back away, idiots!
34:23We can't get the door open.
34:41Where's Sawyer?
34:43Oh!
34:46Where else?
34:47Looting the treasure!
34:58Go, go, go, go!
35:00Sinbad!
35:01What?
35:02You might need this.
35:03Please.
35:10Can you kill no one today?
35:12Yes, I can.
35:15Come on!
35:18My job's gone.
35:22Flee for your safety, quickly!
35:24The eye is gone!
35:36You wouldn't.
35:37Oh, yes, I would.
35:40Oh, you didn't really think I'd pass on a prize like that, did you?
35:43You're getting soft in your old age, Sinbad.
35:48See, I picked that one up especially for you.
35:52Hand over the eye.
35:54Hey, I worked hard for that rock.
35:57It's mine!
35:58You said it yourself.
35:59It's evil.
36:01It has to be destroyed.
36:04You'll have to kill me to get it.
36:05Then one of us is going to die.
36:12Oh, no.
36:19Yes!
36:23Don't lose himself!
36:24Two more shall give up their lives for defiling the eye of Kratos!
36:31Good.
36:32Hold your ground.
36:34Don't make my slicing that much easier.
36:41Remember Lumpur?
36:47Hush!
36:51Boom!
36:54Whoa!
37:03Hey!
37:05Whoa!
37:05Yeah!
37:07Ah!
37:09Whoa!
37:10Whoa!
37:12Whoa!
37:28Oh, my God.
37:42Oh!
37:43Oh, no!
37:48Oh!
37:52Oh!
38:12Agh!
38:25Talia!
38:27Agh!
38:29Agh!
38:34Agh!
38:44Oh, it's fake.
38:46The eyes are fake.
38:50That was going to be my wedding present.
38:53For that, I put up with your bad hair and bony fingers all this time.
38:58You lie, old lecher.
39:07Anybody think that is worth fighting and dying over anymore?
39:23Good.
39:29Great.
39:53So, Talia, disappointed about the eye?
39:57When I saw that thing shatter into pieces,
39:59it had to be the worst moment of my life.
40:03Now, watching these people freed from their oppression,
40:06this has got to be one of the best.
40:10This freedom-fighting business
40:14feels good.
40:15Sure beats stealing for a living.
40:18Just might give it a try.
40:19You know, as long as I can find a way to make it pay.
40:24Will you come with me, Sinbad?
40:27I could use someone around to keep me honest.
40:34That's my point.
40:37Ah, I just thought I'd ask.
40:40Yep, I'm gonna be needing to get one of those together myself.
40:48Oh, this desert air is hell on my sinuses.
40:51It's back to the high seas for me.
40:54As soon as I can borrow a boat.
40:59See you later, Sinbad.
41:11What's she up to now?
41:16Did I hear you say something about borrowing something?
41:21She needs a boat.
41:26I think we better get back to the ship.
41:30Fast.
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