00:00Did I tell you I'm getting married on Saturday?
00:02Really? Who's the lucky filly?
00:04I don't know yet. It's only Tuesday. Still plenty of time.
00:07She looks nice. I'll marry her.
00:09Excuse me, young lady. Will you marry me?
00:11You have such handsome, wavy hair. I'd love to.
00:14I could stay at home and cook and clean for you
00:17and laugh at all your jokes and look happy and pretty for you.
00:20Well, that's splendid.
00:21I'll see you at St. Margaret's Church on Saturday at 3 o'clock sharp.
00:24Don't be late or I'll be livid.
00:26You'll probably need a bigger house.
00:28That's a good point.
00:29Hello, Bill. How's the bank?
00:31Oh, you know, full of ledgers.
00:32Now listen, Bill, I'm getting married and having five children on Saturdays
00:35so I'll need a mortgage for a bigger house.
00:37Oh, better write you a check out here and now.
00:39Won't you need some kind of security?
00:41Oh, you're a good sort, aren't you?
00:43Decent of you, Bill.
00:45Well, to my future wife.
00:48What's her name?
00:49Do you know, I don't know.
00:50I'll call her Darling.
00:52Unless, of course, she breaks some of the family crockery
00:54or loses a house key, in which case I'll call her,
00:57you bloody fool.
00:59Do you know, I don't know.
00:59I'll call her, you bloody fool.
00:59I'll call her, you bloody fool.
00:59So, I'm going for a baby.
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