00:18Shhhit.
00:21My god! He stabbed her!
00:24Not her!
00:26My pronouns are they them?
00:27He stabbed them!
00:30We beg!
00:34There's a serial killer on the loose.
00:36Hello, Tuesday.
00:38I have been preparing for this for years.
00:42Hello, mother.
00:44You look like shit.
00:48Should we hug?
00:49I really want to, but I'm a Republican now,
00:51so I'm supposed to be racist.
00:53Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway.
00:55Come here!
00:56Okay!
00:57Oh!
01:01Hey there.
01:02We heard tell of a Halloween party.
01:03We're here to drink, play bad music,
01:05do some half-gay shit!
01:06Hey!
01:07Why just half-gay?
01:14Sink!
01:19Stop smiling!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:26No!
01:34Mom, Santa gave me a severed arm.
01:37Be sure to thank him.
01:40What the f***?
01:47Somebody help!
01:49Help!
01:51Bitch, we all on break.
01:53So you handle yours, I'll be right or here eating my falafel and my pork rinds.
02:00Bitch!
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