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00:00Breaking news, a Webster motor car with faulty brakes caused a deadly explosion, killing three college students.
00:06As the company's silence raises questions about accountability, authorities are investigating.
00:10God damn it!
00:12Do you see this?
00:13They're calling our car a burning coffin.
00:16They act like we killed those kids ourselves.
00:18We need to figure out why the door jammed or Webster's going belly under.
00:21Hear you, but we've already dropped a hundred K on diagnostic tests alone and nothing now.
00:26I don't want to hear your excuses.
00:28You're a god damn Ivy League graduate.
00:30I pay you $200,000 a year, either figure it out or find a new job.
00:35And what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:38Tinkering around.
00:39We have to run a whole AI diagnostic system and you're over here fiddling.
00:43With all due respect, Mr. Russell, I know the Webster Corsair, like the back of my hand.
00:48I designed this car back in the day.
00:50I'll figure out what's wrong with it.
00:51We have a million dollar AI diagnostic so we can't turn up anything.
00:55But you're going to figure it out with a $5 wrench?
00:57Well, fancy gadgets and high-minded degrees can be important, but sometimes what you need is plain old experience.
01:04You know what?
01:05Go ahead.
01:06I got nothing to lose.
01:07But if anything goes wrong, it's on your ass.
01:09Don't worry.
01:10I won't mess this up.
01:12Let's go.
01:28Found it.
01:31See that?
01:32I'm a shirt.
01:33Our owner must have made a legal modification, snagged it on a thread during the installation, and jammed the latch
01:39during impact.
01:40Webster's not at fault.
01:42You saved the company a few million, buddy.
01:44Let's go show the boss.
01:45You are embarrassing me, and you're embarrassing yourself.
01:48I think I found the problem.
01:52Ah!
01:53You old son of a bitch!
01:54You did it!
01:55All right, I'm going to go to the press and tell the board all the good news.
01:58You're a hero at Webster Motor!
02:05Attention, everyone.
02:06This concludes today's shift.
02:08Please shut down your stations and clock out.
02:10Drive safe, and we'll see you tomorrow.
02:18Oh, Mr. Walker.
02:20Can I have a word?
02:21Oh.
02:22Of course.
02:30Um, this is a car my nephew got from his grandmother.
02:35It's a collector's item, which means it's one of a kind, and you're the only one I trust to fix
02:39it.
02:39You know, it's funny.
02:40Last week it was a plane.
02:42This week it's a car.
02:44Your nephew sure likes to break things, huh?
02:46They're just messy, teenagers.
02:48Tell me about it.
02:49My daughter was the same way.
02:51I can have it back to you tomorrow.
02:53Great.
02:54Is your payment?
02:56100k.
02:58That's Wolf.
02:59It's an easy fix.
03:01You don't have to pay me.
03:03Good to see you.
03:04Oh.
03:05Hank, wait.
03:09Hank, wait.
03:14I'll be straight with you.
03:15Okay, you've been at Webster for 40 years.
03:17But you know cars.
03:19You're one of the best engineers in the world.
03:21But they treat you worse than the mechanics that work for an hourly rate.
03:25Why don't you come work for me at Mach 15?
03:28We're developing a new supercar.
03:30The Silver Link's Model A.
03:31I don't want you to be in charge.
03:32The starting pay is $10 million.
03:36That's a lot of money.
03:38But you said so yourself, Miss Wolf.
03:41I've been with Webster Motors for 40 years.
03:44And any time I have remaining, I just assume it be with them.
03:48Old mucks like me, we're the backbone of Detroit's industry.
03:52You got a good job on your hands and you should give it to a youngster.
03:56As for me, just stick to toy cars.
04:04Hey, look who's early.
04:07Hey, how you doing, man?
04:08Good.
04:09Oh, hey.
04:10Here comes Tom Norris.
04:13You reckon he's here to give us a bonus?
04:15I doubt it.
04:17Move, move, move, move, move.
04:20Hey, listen up.
04:21I have an announcement.
04:23Webster Motors has gone through a change of hands.
04:26We've been purchased by Tesalux.
04:30Ah, ah, ah.
04:32Yes, that Tesalux, the EV car company.
04:35Sir, a big man upstairs, now some guy named Elon.
04:39Tesalux is a tech company.
04:41Big emphasis on tech.
04:43So all you boomers, you're fired.
04:49You're fired.
04:50What?
04:51Wait, what?
04:52Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:53Wait.
04:54We're all fired.
04:56That can't be right.
04:57Oh, you need me to spell it out for you?
04:59Fine.
05:01Webster Motors has purchased a cutting edge AI detection system from Apex AI for over 10 billion.
05:08And let me tell you, this software makes all of you has-been boomers look like a bunch of fucking
05:13amateurs.
05:14It'll do more for this company in 10 minutes than you could do in 10 years.
05:21So, go home.
05:22Wait for death to come knocking.
05:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:26Now hold on.
05:26That ain't right.
05:28Look, we are the backbone of Webster Motors, right?
05:32We built this company up from the ground.
05:34Hell, some of us were here before Webster was.
05:36You can't just let us go.
05:37That is as workplace discrimination.
05:40Right, boys?
05:40Right.
05:41We're gonna fucking sue you.
05:42Well, it's not ageism if you're just bad.
05:45We're a tech company now.
05:47We need computer people who write AI that does what you do, but they do it better and faster.
05:54Face it.
05:54This is the 21st century.
05:56Everything is fast and digital.
05:58It's time for you washed up old parts to pack your little bags and fuck off.
06:03Because like it or not, you've been replaced.
06:05I might not know anything about AI, but I do know one thing.
06:09These machines here, they're finicky.
06:12And unless real people are monitoring the assembly line at all times, it's only a matter of time before something
06:18goes boom.
06:20And all production stops.
06:21That's right.
06:23What do you mean everything goes boom?
06:25I've worked here for 40 years.
06:27I know these machines.
06:29They need to be checked on and re-serviced.
06:32Otherwise, you're gonna lose billions.
06:34Oh, okay.
06:36So you're saying the reason that I can't fire you old fucks is because I need someone to watch the
06:43machine all day or it's gonna go boom?
06:45That's right.
06:46And you better make sure they have the experience to know what they're looking for.
06:49Oh, holy fuck.
06:51You're a real fucking shameless one, you know?
06:53I know you won't be able to get another job, but that doesn't mean you can make shit up either.
06:57I'm not making anything up.
06:59I'm telling you how it is based on my experience.
07:02All right.
07:03Old man, I gotta go, all right?
07:05But don't think you're anything special because of yesterday.
07:08I downloaded the source code from the diagnostic test myself and that car was perfectly fine.
07:13You lucked out with that screw.
07:15So all you need to do is go back and rot in hospice.
07:20How dare you?
07:22How dare you?
07:23We built this city with our own hands.
07:25We are the ones that brought industry to Detroit.
07:27We did all that hard labor so kids like you could go run off to college.
07:31And now this is how you're gonna treat us?
07:33Shut up!
07:34Right?
07:34Shut up!
07:35You disgusting old fucking pics.
07:38But I'll call the cops.
07:40That's a noun you're violent.
07:41So this is trespassing.
07:43Tom, you need to tell the assembly line supers about the maintenance.
07:48If something happens to one of these machines, it's gonna cost Webster millions.
07:52And it's a safety hazard.
07:54I do not give a fuck about your experience.
07:56That is all subjective bullshit.
07:59We have the cold hard facts right here.
08:01Our new AI detection system will be fully operational in a few short days.
08:06You really think it can't handle a few finicky machines?
08:10It'll have them back in tip-top shape before you old schmucks need to get your gloves on.
08:14Now hurry up and scram or you can forget about your final fucking paycheck.
08:24It's all right.
08:25It's all right.
08:26Let it go, okay?
08:27Look, you warned him plenty about the assembly line, huh?
08:29It's his own fault now if you won't miss it.
08:33Come on, fellas.
08:33Let's go.
08:34Let's get out of here.
08:34That guy's a creep.
08:36What do you mean you can't fix it?
08:38I pay you millions of dollars for what?
08:41Mach 15 is on the line and if you can't fix it-
08:43Miss Wolf!
08:44Can't you see that I'm on the phone?
08:45Webster Motors just fired that old car mechanic you told me to keep an eye on.
08:50I'll call you back.
08:52They fired Hank Walker?
08:54Evelyn, I need you to find him.
08:56Our CNC mills just suffered a critical error and he's the only one that can fix it.
09:00Make sure he gets here, okay? We need him!
09:02Got it, boss.
09:03I'll offer him a job.
09:04What's the pay ceiling?
09:06There's no ceiling.
09:08We're paying him whatever he wants.
09:11I'll have you, Hank.
09:13Hey, I'll catch up with you, Hank.
09:17Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Walker.
09:19Oh, Hank?
09:20Yeah, he just missed him.
09:21He went to go see his daughter.
09:25Grandpa!
09:31Grandpa, I missed you so much. I didn't even get to put you all up for a whole year.
09:37I know, kiddo. Your grandpa was busy at work. But, I'm going to have a lot more time now.
09:42You can come over every day if you want.
09:44Yeah.
09:46Oh, you're getting strong.
09:48Dad, shouldn't you be at work?
09:51I'm actually not going to be working there anymore. Webster laid me off.
09:56You got fired?
09:59Fuck!
10:00What are we going to do about the mortgage now?
10:03Mortgage? What are you talking about?
10:04The mortgage for this house, you stupid old fuck.
10:07Hannah and I have been using your paycheck to pay off the mortgage.
10:10What are we going to do now? They're going to foreclose on us.
10:12Jesse, I've been giving you my paycheck since you and Helen got married. Why isn't the mortgage paid off yet?
10:19Because a whole year's worth of your salary didn't even last me a single night in Vegas.
10:25So you were gambling it.
10:27I bust my back ten hours a day, and what? You gambled it all away in one night on craps?
10:33Poker?
10:33I can't believe you two. All right? I've given everything for you guys.
10:37I stopped drinking coffee for you, all right?
10:39You see, I barely scrape by on $300 a month. And you flush it down the drain gambling?
10:46Look old man, I don't care. But Helen and I need the money to pay off the mortgage.
10:51And until you get another job, I want you to stay away from Audrey.
10:56Oh, Grandpa!
10:58What's come into you, Jesse? I'm near retirement, okay?
11:04What's an old man like me supposed to do?
11:07You and Helen and little Audrey, you guys are all that I have.
11:11I just want to see this little girl grow up, okay?
11:14Please.
11:16I already lost my wife.
11:17Don't talk about my mom.
11:19If you weren't so stubborn, if you would have just left Detroit when you had the chance,
11:23she would have had better insurance coverage and not die.
11:28I would be in a better place too. And now we're all stuck in this hell hole because of you.
11:36You're useless.
11:38My buddy Tom Norris got promoted to senior engineer in a year!
11:42You've been there for decades!
11:44And you're still just some low-level mechanic.
11:47Grandpa!
11:48Now get out!
11:49Now stay away from Audrey!
11:51Grandpa! Grandpa!
11:53You want to see Audrey again?
11:55Who brings a nice fat paycheck?
11:58Grandpa!
11:59Jesse's great.
12:00Got a job.
12:01You owe that to us.
12:02Now go dumpster dive if you have to.
12:04Grandpa! Grandpa!
12:06Grandpa!
12:08Oh!
12:09Grandpa!
12:10I just didn't want to give up on my city. Is that...
12:13so wrong?
12:18Oh, look at that stinky hobo.
12:20Let's cross the street before he gets all his germs on us.
12:23Oh, fuck.
12:32Webster still hasn't given us our last paycheck.
12:34And I haven't eaten since last night.
12:47Guess this will have to be my dinner.
12:57Holy shit!
12:58Hank Walker!
13:00The rock star engineer behind our 1987 Webster Corsair.
13:04What are you doing?
13:06Eating out of a dumpster.
13:07Tom, you know this guy!
13:09Yep.
13:10Fired him yesterday.
13:11He's a piece of shit mechanic who wouldn't stop going on about,
13:14Oh, the assembly line's gonna explode!
13:16So I got rid of him.
13:18Don't laughing matter, Tom.
13:20I'm serious.
13:21If you're not careful, that whole assembly line is going to malfunction.
13:24Oh, fuck, man.
13:26Still stuck on that?
13:27That is bullshit.
13:29Hank Walker.
13:30They may have kept you around for 40 years because they're dumb.
13:34But I know you're nothing special.
13:36If you were anything like me, you'd at least be a manager.
13:38Well, they did ask me.
13:40But I turned them down.
13:42Because I want to work with the cars.
13:44That's what I do best.
13:46And I don't need some empty title.
13:48But Tom, you have got to listen to me, okay?
13:50Have your guys watch the line.
13:52Otherwise, it's gonna cost Webster millions.
13:54What a joke!
13:55I can't with you.
13:57Look, this is our newest software.
14:00All the lights are green.
14:02Green means good.
14:04See?
14:05Nothing can possibly go wrong.
14:08Warning.
14:09Malfunction detected.
14:11Initiating emergency stop protocol.
14:15No way this bastard got it right.
14:19What the hell happened here?
14:21The machine.
14:21It's smoking.
14:22I don't know.
14:23It shouldn't be doing that.
14:25We're following the exact same procedures we've always done.
14:28Well, it is.
14:29Look at it.
14:30If this machine goes down, we're gonna have to shut down the whole plant.
14:34We're gonna lose millions of dollars.
14:37Norris, I don't care what you do.
14:39Fix it by the end of the day or you're done.
14:47What are you just standing there for?
14:49Fix it!
14:50Um, well, Tom, the thing is we don't know what the problem is.
14:54We don't know what's wrong.
14:55What do you mean?
14:56Didn't you go to college for this fucking shit?
14:58We just used to do what the older guys and Hank would do.
15:01They would diagnose it and they would solve it.
15:03Fuck!
15:04I'm so fucking sick of this fucking Hank guy.
15:08What do you want me to do?
15:09You want me to go back and bring back those old fossils that I just fucking fired?
15:14Fuck off!
15:14This whole plant isn't gonna suddenly cease to function because a few wrinkly old farts got laid off.
15:21That's bullshit!
15:21Now fucking fix it!
15:23Faster!
15:27Ms. Wolfe, I just don't see why we need a mechanic like Hank Walker right now.
15:31Don't we already have an expert from Apex AI working on the CNC machine mill?
15:36We already lost one full production line.
15:38If we lose another, that could mean hundreds of millions of dollars of loss and profits.
15:42Look, you keep an eye on the factory and I will go find Hank because he's the only one I
15:46trust to fix this.
15:47There will never be a replacement for good old fashioned human ingenuity.
15:52Machines and humans can work together to create the most efficient outcome.
15:56But a machine will never replace a human.
16:08You getting scrapped sir?
16:09You know it.
16:10We still have a lot of material that we need to get rid of.
16:14If you can carry it, it's all yours.
16:17Sir, there must be something you can do.
16:19We need to fix this now.
16:21Well, luckily you came to the right place.
16:23I mean, we here at Apex AI know exactly what we're doing.
16:26We can handle stuff like this in our sleep.
16:28So we're just gonna have our diagnostics run on it, figure out a problem and boom.
16:33Bob's your uncle.
16:34So this is Apex AI's new detection software?
16:37It looks brilliant.
16:40Jesus lady, I mean, what did you do to this thing?
16:43This is a critical failure.
16:45Is there any way you can get it fixed by the end of the day?
16:47We need to have production back on schedule or my boss is gonna kill me.
16:50I know that machine.
16:52The reading is off simply because the sensor skips without a manual check.
16:56I mean, this is not a job that you can finish in a day, okay?
16:58I mean, this is gonna take like a week.
16:59We don't have a week.
17:00We have a client waiting on us.
17:01We have to get these parts machined now.
17:04Is there anything else you can do, please?
17:07I mean, we might have a solution.
17:10It's just the, it's the pay that you're offering though.
17:13$2,000 for an eight hour work day?
17:15Then...
17:16It just needs a reset.
17:17They're asking for even more.
17:19Ah, Mr. Pierre, Mr. Esteban, money is not an issue.
17:24I will give you two million each for your work here today.
17:26And if all goes well, there'll be a little bonus in it for you both as well.
17:29Okay.
17:30All right, well don't worry about it good looking.
17:32All right, fixing machines, that's our job.
17:34It's a very tough and thankless and very, very difficult job, but we'll get it up and run it for
17:39you.
17:39I can't believe they just scammed that poor girl.
17:43And then you're gonna twist it the other way?
17:45Get in there.
17:46Yeah.
17:47See?
17:47Our new AI tool has a solution for everything.
17:50Ah!
17:50Whoa!
17:51Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:54837!
17:55That's what it said!
17:56Jeez, this isn't ever happening when Hank was around.
17:59Shut up!
18:00Oh!
18:00Did I really fuck up by firing those old timers?
18:03Am I not going to have to bring Hank back on board, am I?
18:08Ah!
18:24all righty fire it up no not yet you can't you gotta reset the machine first
18:37otherwise you'll be operating under the faulty presets you're leading this
18:42machine down a one-way path to catastrophic failure okay I'm sorry who
18:46the fuck is this guy go back get your scrap get out of here okay you're
18:50distracting us from this billion-dollar machine here it's an easy fix but I
18:56bet you two knew that didn't you you talked it up to her so you can get that
19:00extra pay what are you talking about Wow you know what Miss Evelyn can you get
19:04your guys to get him out of here okay he's distracting us from working sir I'm
19:09gonna have to ask you to step back please we have plenty of scrap metal and I'd be
19:12happy to help you get it miss miss forget the scrap metal if you give me 10
19:15minutes with this machine I will tell you exactly what's wrong with it and I'll
19:20fix it for you free of charge oh okay so you saying you could fix this in 10
19:25minutes we're two of the best mechanics in the world armed with a brand spanking
19:28new AI detection system now if we can't pull this off in 10 minutes it's a
19:32scruffy old fart like you gonna do you may have your fancy AI these machines they
19:38were built by people and they're meant to be maintenance by people I've been in
19:42this industry for 40 years trust me I know what I'm talking about need somebody
19:46like Hank Walker miss wolf said he's a genius car mechanic and he would know
19:50how to fix this
19:55that's me
19:59I am Hank Walker wait Hank Walker isn't that the genius supercar engineer that
20:05boss wanted to hire I need to call her 40 years in the industry I will use a use a
20:10custodian right well makes you think you know more than someone with a master's
20:13degree man do you really really think that you know more than this billion
20:18dollar AI detection system you're taking us for a ride you stupid old buck watch
20:23your tongue young man if she had pressed that start button this machine she would
20:28have fried the microcontroller what you need to do is reset the system let it cool
20:32down first and you start it back up before you run anything how did you know
20:36that because I'm the best technician for 40 years do you really think that you
20:40can fix this in 10 minutes of course I can no he can't this redneck is a useless
20:47piece of shit union monkey that I fired from Webster yesterday he doesn't know
20:53jack about tech he's just out of a job desperate for cash oh you really had us
20:58going you just got an old fart here we are thinking you just some genius
21:02engineer you ain't nothing but a scammer
21:05Tom Norris something must have gone very wrong at Webster for you to be here at a
21:10competitor I told you to wash those machines shut up you spent the last 40
21:15years swapping out blinker fluid what do you know about cars or engineering you see
21:22this this blows you out of the fucking water what did you say to Hank Walker oh my
21:29gosh why is boss here oh miss wolf Hank I'm asking you as a front if you can fix this
21:39I owe
21:39you a big one we have a huge order coming in and we have to fill it or we break
21:44contract and we
21:44get sued into oblivion don't worry miss wolf wait miss wolf out of respect I'm so sorry do you
21:50really trust him you're you're putting him against a billion dollar AI detection system here it's my
21:57machine and I will take responsibility and I would appreciate it that if you
22:02stop insulting my guest you may not look it but Hank is one of the best auto engineers in the
22:11world and
22:11he's been fixing machines since before you were born are we looking at the same
22:16guy here miss wolf I am from one of your competitors but I would hate for you to get
22:22scammed he got fired from Webster because he is worthless I'm sorry who are you and what are
22:29you doing in my factory I'm a senior engineer at Webster and a graduate from MIT I'm happy to give
22:36you my advice and this wolf Hank is useless he's gonna break that machine and he can't afford to pay
22:42you back home Norris why don't you and I make a little bet huh if I fix this machine here
22:50I want you
22:51to write a formal letter of apology to all my old co-workers everyone that you fired and in that
22:58letter I want you to tell them that there is no substitute for seasoned experienced mechanic not
23:06even AI sure thing buddy and if you fuck it up I want you to post online that you're a
23:14stupid old
23:15fuck and a useless liar and then I want you to come back and I want you to lick my
23:23shoes clean
23:26you shut your mouth I don't care who you are miss wolf but if you continue to disrespect my guests
23:31I will have security toss you out he was my subordinate I know exactly what he is capable of
23:37which is to say nothing hi miss wolf miss wolf it's okay
23:45I'm warning you right now let's shake on it then our bet
23:54let's see what you can do oh fuck I'll make damn sure the next generation learns that experience is
24:01the one asset no machine can replace and I'll prove the value of every fellow worker who's built
24:08this industry in Detroit watch and learn
24:19Hank what the hell do you think you're doing Jesse grandpa Audrey Tom called me he told me that
24:29you're at Mach 15 working on some multi-million dollar tech your name is on the house if you get
24:36sued and we lose the house where are we gonna go you stop this you stop this right now for
24:42your own
24:42good Hank you barely make 1k a month you can't afford to pay them back it's simple game theory did
24:48you hear that old man if you touch that machine again we are cutting you off and you are never
24:54ever
24:54going to see Helen or Audrey again
25:00no no I don't want to tell you please grandpa please don't go
25:04dad come on stop making a fool of yourself I know you're a mechanic but you work on old beat
25:09up cars not million dollar heavy machinery I mean even the freaking AI is stumped how the hell are you
25:16gonna know how to fix it
25:17Helen what happened to you you used to believe in me you used to say you can fix anything I
25:26started working with cars because you love them don't you remember you drew this for me and I kept it
25:34in my wallet every day for inspiration
25:38Helen what happened to you why are you like this I was six okay but now I'm a grown ass
25:47woman and I became this way because I have a deadbeat father who's too afraid to leave a dying city
25:53and let his whole family just suffer with him
26:04look if you still care about me at all stop whatever you're doing you already ruined my life
26:10my mom died because of you you're just a nobody stuck in a dead-end job in an industry that's
26:18way past its glory days and you're still waiting for a miracle
26:22bad mommy no I trust you grandpa you can get the machine working again thank you for still believing in
26:31me audrey
26:32give it up hank you can't fix shit and you know it that combination mill is worth millions and your
26:41daughter's property won't even start to cover
26:46hey don't worry about the damages this is my company and I trust you if you mess anything up
26:52I will eat the cost and you won't know a single cent
26:56a deal is a deal and if hank fixes this machine you owe him and everybody else you laid off
27:02an apology
27:04well let me show you how it's done
27:36well done holy shit nine minutes and 41 seconds I mean how on earth did you manage that
27:43I used to do it all the time back at Webster I had to fix 20 cnc machines in one
27:48afternoon on a bad day
27:4920 of these things even with our AI detection software it would take a week to do that many
27:58thank you so so much there aren't words for what you did you just bailed us out of bankruptcy
28:05no no you lost because I just put some algorithms in and my data it's showing me that there is
28:11no
28:11way you could have fixed this machine in 10 minutes you're a liar I knew it I was on you
28:15from the very
28:16beginning you greasy old fart bag you didn't even turn it on did you and our processing unit is still
28:21going so you have zero proof that you even did anything yeah yeah who's to say it was it was
28:25even gonna run huh a clown all these union rats are the same they're like the vermin of Detroit
28:37that's right mechanics like me we're the backbone of Detroit just watch when I pull that lever there
28:43it's gonna start up like a gem ready
29:02looks like your little pet project didn't do much better grab a puke bag because you're gonna lick
29:07my shoes clean wait to see
29:25it's okay everything's reading completely safe
29:29you actually did it in less than 10 minutes no there is no way that boomer actually did it
29:35he doesn't know jack about tech
29:41yay grandpa I knew you can do it
29:45thank you so so much I mean you just brought us back billions you saved Mach 15
29:51I was happy to do it
29:53so what if he didn't fix it he's still unemployed and he's still not bringing home any money
30:03he really fixed it like he said he would Hank I would again like to offer you a position
30:10I want you as my lead supercar engineer
30:14with a starting salary of 10 million dollars
30:2110 million dollars
30:26that is unheard of for an engineer
30:28because I'm not an idiot like you
30:30and I recognize a diamond in the rough when I see it
30:38no way
30:40it actually says 10 million dollars
30:43someone is really offering to pay millions for my dad
30:47and here I thought he was old and useless
30:50I was so wrong about him
30:54and he's worth every single penny that's coming to him
30:57and I'm offering him company shares
31:07sign it Hank
31:08after everything you've done for this industry
31:13Miss Wolf
31:14I can't thank you enough but
31:20I can't in good conscience take 10 million dollars
31:23no no no no no no
31:24wait hold that thought
31:25hold that thought
31:26yes you can Hank
31:27and you should
31:28that lady said that you are worth every single cent
31:31that means you're a pro
31:33so I've always known
31:34that you'd have a knack for this engineering thing
31:37but this this this proves it
31:39dad
31:41if you take that money
31:42you pay off our mortgage
31:43but we only have a hundred thousand left
31:46and Audrey
31:46we could afford to send her to the best school
31:49and buy that pony she's always wanted
31:50yes yes yes yes yes yes
31:52just think about it
31:53if you'd be working at Mach 15
31:54you'd have dibs on all their supercars
31:57I have been itching to get my hands on a new ride
32:01and just think how cool it would be
32:04for Audrey to go to school
32:05in one of those beasts
32:08funny
32:09I don't remember the two of you
32:11treating Hank this way
32:12when you first walked in here
32:15I'm not buying it
32:16there is no way that he fixed that machine
32:21what the hell are you talking about
32:23he just fixed it
32:25we all watched him fix it
32:26if it wasn't him
32:27who was it
32:28he just tapped in a few nuts and bolts
32:30you think that's going to magically solve anything
32:33this machine is only working
32:35of Esteban and Pierre's AI software
32:38all we had to do was turn it on
32:40and it would have been working as good as new
32:42like it is now
32:44Hank just swooped in and took all the credit
32:46yeah that's right
32:47all you did was pull a lever
32:49meanwhile Pierre and I did everything else
32:52you jerk you lied to us
32:54that's why you didn't want us to turn it on before
32:56because you knew it would work
32:58you just wanted to steal our thunder
33:00Miss Wolfe
33:01that is unacceptable behavior for a future hire
33:03that's not what happened
33:05and you all know that
33:10Tom Norris
33:12where the hell are you
33:13when are those experts
33:15gonna get here
33:18I am on my way
33:19they're coming right now boss
33:21I promise
33:22they better show up soon
33:23because if we don't get it fixed
33:25by the end of the day
33:26you are fired
33:32I don't have time to waste on you freaks anymore
33:35Esteban Mr. Pierre
33:36would you mind
33:37popping over to Webster Motors with me
33:39we're just in a
33:39little bit of a
33:40little bit of a pickle
33:42with one of our machines
33:43and we could
33:43we could really use your expertise
33:45I promise you
33:46we would treat you
33:47with the utmost respect
33:48unlike these rude idiots
33:49at Mach 15
33:50yeah
33:50you know what
33:51sure
33:53because everybody else
33:54has sided with this
33:55fake mechanic over here
33:56let's go somewhere
33:57where our skills
33:58will be appreciated
33:59thank you kindly
34:00absolutely
34:00Tom
34:01it's no use
34:03they're not gonna be able
34:04to fix your machine
34:04well I beg to differ
34:06I think they have real
34:08skill and talent
34:09unlike you
34:10yeah Hank
34:11while you're busy
34:12pulling levers
34:13and flipping buttons
34:14and doing whatever you're doing
34:16we do all the real work
34:18and you know what
34:19you're the one
34:20who broke that machine
34:22so you're gonna come back
34:23with me to Webster's
34:24and fix it
34:30we'll find out soon enough
34:32hell no
34:33we won't go
34:34hell no
34:35we won't go
34:36hell no
34:37we won't go
34:38hell no
34:40hell no
34:41we won't go
34:42hell no
34:43we won't go
34:44hell no
34:46hell no
34:46we won't go
34:47boo
34:49boo
34:49boo
34:50hell no
34:51we won't go
34:52hell no
34:54we won't go
34:54Seth
34:55hey Hank
34:55what's going on here
34:56we're processing the layoffs
34:58what do you think man
34:59hey
34:59hey
34:59come on
35:00join us
35:01I can't today
35:02they're here doing some repairs
35:04and I'm tagging along
35:04to make sure nothing bad
35:05goes happening
35:06one of the assembly line
35:07machines malfunctioned
35:09it malfunctioned
35:11already
35:12it serves them right
35:13you know I bet they're running around in there
35:14like a bunch of headless chickens
35:16can't do anything right without us
35:18huh
35:18you know what
35:19I gotta see it for myself
35:20come on
35:21I'm going in with you
35:22keep going fellas
35:23hell no
35:23we won't go
35:24hell no
35:25we won't go
35:27hell no
35:28we won't go
35:31fix it
35:32it's what you're paying for
35:34boss
35:35I bought them
35:37here they are
35:38good to see you Tom
35:39yes yes yes yes
35:43Ted
35:44Hank
35:44what are you doing here
35:45we laid you off
35:46came to watch you crash and burn
35:48that's what
35:49yeah I wanted to see how things were holding up
35:51now they're using this faulty AI
35:53instead of us
35:54experienced folks
35:55I'll deal with you later
35:57Tom
35:57boss just called
35:59he's breathing down my neck
36:00if we don't get this figured out and fixed
36:01we're both fired
36:02please you're the experts right
36:03you gotta help us
36:04yeah relax Tom
36:05lucky for you
36:06we got the world's best AI on our side
36:08so we'll just get this bad boy started up quickly
36:09and um
36:11we're on our way
36:11no
36:12you got this all wrong okay
36:14it's a heat issue
36:15it's not something one little AI test can resolve
36:19and if you want to get to the root of this problem
36:21it's gonna take some time
36:27shut up about your heat Hank
36:29okay
36:30because when the experts fix this with their detection system
36:33and it turns out not to be a heat problem
36:35you're gonna look like a pathetic liar
36:38look I'm telling you Tom
36:39you gotta do something about the heat
36:41otherwise it's just gonna keep erroring
36:43okay
36:43okay that's nonsense
36:44okay
36:45this guy doesn't have the slightest idea of the powers of AI
36:47Tom
36:48I'm telling you
36:49do not waste your time on clowns like him
36:51all right success is imminent
36:53once production is back online
36:55I'm gonna expose your lies to hell
36:57and back online
36:58and then
36:59everyone's gonna hate you
37:01and mob 15 will have to fire you for PR
37:03you better pray they know what they're doing
37:04because it certainly doesn't look like that
37:07come on
37:18oh yeah
37:20yeah
37:20yeah
37:21all right
37:24turn it on
37:24no you can't
37:25oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
37:27you and your heat
37:27you know what buddy
37:28screw you
37:30okay I've checked this time
37:31everything's completely fine
37:33so get with the times old man
37:35all our checks are AI driven now
37:37and the experts are saying
37:39the heat is not an issue
37:40so turn it on
37:42I said
37:43turn it on
38:01oh
38:03see what did I say
38:05I'm telling you boomer we don't need you
38:07I said
38:08you
38:08you
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