00:12I will come, that's what I'm going to say in the game.
00:18I'm still past.
00:20Someone's getting some rum.
00:22What the time was?
00:25What?
00:25Ow!
00:26The overhand is gone.
00:29They're the only one pirate who's grossless enough, mean enough, deadly enough, and crazy enough to try.
00:39WAIT!
00:41You don't eat!
00:45I'm the Dread Pirate, Logan!
00:59I caught this scurvy dog trying to shimmy down the enter chain.
01:05The Dread Pirate, Logan!
01:09He knows the words when he's in a fall-off shirt, alright, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on,
01:12hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on,
01:13hang on, hang on, hang on!
01:14You're still the run, we're new, Logan.
01:19Well, we can Sebastian the Black, who has the last, last, you next, Mr. Big East, put that next number
01:25in where I can keep an eye on it!
01:27The Dread Pirate, Logan, must have been feeling quite small.
01:33Well, I win!
01:35I have the Logan, I have the Princess, I have the Rom, and I am the jewels of King Nettoon
01:43himself!
01:44Thank you for asking my glory!
01:46Captain!
01:48Now Logan knows you have all of that!
01:51What?
01:52But I think it's game to tell us the King!
01:54Oh, I think it's a good day to tell us the King!
01:56All right, that's my age, all right?
01:58What we gotta do, we gotta swear him in as a member of our crew.
02:03Iron Ball says, those that swear, can't squeal!
02:07Yeah!
02:11But, Captain...
02:11By the Logan, his crew of Inkle Biters are probably lurking around the city!
02:17No, it's not going to go!
02:19No, it's not going to go!
02:20Right, it's not going to go!
02:21Right, you fellas!
02:21Go on out!
02:22Round them all up!
02:24Round them all up!
02:25Who's ready on?
02:26Scabinoli!
02:27Yeah!
02:31So let us, here's the one!
02:33That'd be the day to dance!
02:35I'm scouting sevens, scouting bombs if you wanna play!
02:38I love the recent kids!
02:41I'm gonna need some kids to help me out. Who wants to come aboard?
02:46Come on up, you two!
02:49Who else? Who else?
02:53Who else?
02:55What about you?
02:58Right this way, boys!
03:17Oh, you know the way down my heart, what I said.
03:20Well, the hearts!
03:22When the keeps aboard the ship will spread a greater sin.
03:26We'll turn them into pirates, we'll teach them how to sin.
03:29We'll show them how to root, we'll steal them in a bag.
03:33Sebastian, the Great One, we'll live without a kiss,
03:37we'll spread a greater sin, we'll spread a greater sin.
03:40Bring the kids up on the ship, we'll spread a greater sin.
03:43We'll travel into pirates, we'll teach them how to sin.
03:47We'll show the thousand birds and learn to steal from here to there.
03:51Sebastian, the Great One, we'll live without a kiss,
03:54we'll spread a greater sin, we'll spread a greater sin.
03:59We'll spread a greater sin, we'll spread a greater sin.
04:01What?
04:02Michael!
04:03Hey!
04:04We got a pirate crew!
04:08Hey!
04:10A pirate crew indeed.
04:13Ah, yes, bring him down here Jack.
04:16Let me see him down in the front here.
04:18I want a prime view of the rest of that crew.
04:20You get him down in the front.
04:21Very nice.
04:23All right!
04:24I shall now read from the book of pirate lore.
04:29The law of Pirate Law.
04:34The captain has got to read from the book of Pirate Law.
04:39Again, I know that we have said it twice. Now listen up, you lily lemon bilge rats.
04:45Listen up!
04:47By Pirate Law. He or she.
04:51What?
04:51Just help me.
04:52No. Want to need your help? I'll call you.
04:56I...
04:56No.
04:58I'm calling you.
05:00Fine.
05:01Oh.
05:02Oh, thank you.
05:06The Australian magician.
05:09The Australian magician.
05:11Now what was I?
05:12A Pirate Law.
05:14He, whomever, so swears loyalty to me, and repeats the words from the book,
05:21can never ever tell me to anyone ever so.
05:26And we will, small friends, forever hence more quid,
05:30and forever more be...
05:32A Pirate.
05:34Do it?
05:34It'll be time to swear you lot in,
05:37or you lot out as well, including the seated ones.
05:42All rise!
05:46It'll be a simple instruction, all rise on your feet, if you got them.
05:52If the mermaid can do it, or they won't relax, you can do it now.
05:55And raise your right hand in the air.
05:58I got it, I got it.
05:59Repeat after me.
06:01And this means everybody.
06:03I.
06:04I.
06:06Your name.
06:07Your name.
06:08I.
06:09I.
06:10I hate it, and I.
06:11Friedman.
06:12Swear to be a good pilot, and wear to be a good pirate, to convince and wonder, to convince and
06:24wonder, to sail the seas of adventure, to sail the seas of adventure.
06:50And to eat all of my vegetables, and to eat all of my vegetables, so help me.
07:04So help me.
07:07Good job, Mr. Pirates.
07:12Get rid of this one, would you?
07:16I won't say a word to anyone, if they know what's going on.
07:21Let's get a round of applause, one more time, to your pirate crew.
07:30And yet one remains, the Dread Pirate Loving.
07:37It's like a big day, put it in there, you met my pirate one day, you see that?
07:42That is a genuine, piratical piece of piece, only nine of these in existence.
07:48And give that to you, as a token of your future, of all this ship, pirate.
07:57But for now, this, dear Brian, for you to keep the metal.
08:05Chuck, if you do that, I hope you've got the answer.
08:08Let's get it one more time, the love of God!
08:10Woo!
08:13Is that my hat?
08:14Is that my hat?
08:15Is that my hat?
08:15That's the three.
08:16That's the best for me to do.
08:17Wait, Andre, ah, what do you think is God?
08:21Oh, my sweet, yeah.
08:23Steal of the Pirate King with you.
08:25Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:25I'm the one.
08:26Yeah.
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