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00:00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out if he scores
00:00:12this one, him and the Sharks will
00:00:14go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, topstart of the entire college league,
00:00:20if he finishes strong tonight he is headed
00:00:23straight for the head of evaluance.
00:00:24Tommy.
00:00:27Tommy!
00:00:28Tommy!
00:00:29Tommy!
00:00:32Tommy!
00:00:42Fuck!
00:00:44Oh my fucking leg!
00:00:51We just win, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that! Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro. Maybe even all the star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right talk like this.
00:01:23I swear. Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:36Fuck. Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys. Bring it in!
00:02:12Come on, bring it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:28Go!
00:02:29Go!
00:02:31Go!
00:02:32Go!
00:02:33Go!
00:02:33Go!
00:02:35Go!
00:02:36Go!
00:02:46Yes!
00:02:47I just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52His plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:34Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:43Wes!
00:03:44Wes!
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:01Wes!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:08Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:23It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I got a raise.
00:04:36I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:56We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing.
00:05:15But to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18Wes right.
00:05:20Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on babe, let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:05:53Ha ha ha ha.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:18Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:11Twisting Kids?
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:27Of course. He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:56Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:06Boo!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:17They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:43Okay?
00:08:44Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
00:08:55Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:05But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:02Me.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Edmund.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:06Is that hard?
00:11:19Is that hard?
00:11:22Is that hard?
00:11:23Is this hard?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
00:11:31my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:52Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game! Knights take the win!
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:11A win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:14Following this plays, we actually crushed it.
00:12:16Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:18Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league
00:12:53to the final four, under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:55Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
00:13:01losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home, you're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Idiot!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:15And you!
00:13:17Your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss!
00:13:27We just got careless the last few games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush the next game.
00:13:32Oh, right!
00:13:33Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking money you retire!
00:13:41No, we already have done the most great coach, Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:09Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:11He got a few tricks from me,
00:14:13now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:16Please,
00:14:17beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around,
00:14:35we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41I'm here.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big or she with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10You know, I, uh,
00:15:12I believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you sit to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But, from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown.
00:15:31Who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:44Right here.
00:15:46In front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe,
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:55What?
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:07I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:16don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:41One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45You'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:17:00You're doing this for the Rays.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:03Uh...
00:17:03About 500 more a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that 500,
00:17:09maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14500?
00:17:16Is that all you thought?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent?
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31Three million dollars.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45His bonus is three million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?!
00:17:51That's gonna be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:05You fumbled all of the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record,
00:18:21looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:33Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:50Eagles!
00:18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:54have made a miracle run all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:57But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Nice!
00:19:09Nice!
00:19:10Nice!
00:19:10Nice!
00:19:11Nice!
00:19:11Boys, come on.
00:19:12Take your knee.
00:19:13Take your knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:16No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now, I promise you.
00:19:21This team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:27I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach.
00:19:31We trust you completely.
00:19:33Alright, fellas.
00:19:34Let's go get this win.
00:19:35Alright, boys.
00:19:35Bring it in.
00:19:36Hands in the middle.
00:19:37Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:39Alright, win on three.
00:19:40Win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three.
00:19:41Win!
00:19:41Let's go, boys!
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class.
00:19:58Like her.
00:19:59Like us.
00:20:01Need whiskey or...
00:20:02wine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:08I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:12And make sure you get your money.
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here?
00:20:19$40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Come on!
00:20:42Come on, block!
00:20:43Go!
00:20:44Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46Here we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:31I have a plan to turn this around. Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:43This is your last chance, son. Last chance. Am I clear? Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:55What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback, take him out. They can't win this game.
00:22:05Bet.
00:22:06Bell!
00:22:19Matthew's finished our game now!
00:22:22Why?!
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The nice score stands, but the injured player looks like he cannot continue. Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing this rough in the past? That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:44This is my house, boy! Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfucker! Hey, hey! Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey! Are you blind?
00:22:59Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me!
00:23:04You want to keep coaching? Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch!
00:23:10How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:12Oh, who cares?
00:23:13Your only star player is out. You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn!
00:23:23Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job.
00:23:29Good job.
00:23:29Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:34You're talented.
00:23:35Big fucking deal.
00:23:37One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:41The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:47Good look.
00:23:48Call you back. I think she's calling you.
00:23:58Let's go!
00:23:59Let's go!
00:24:00Let's go!
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly.
00:24:07And there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:13Three of our key players are out.
00:24:16If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:18Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:20Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:24Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game. How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38Alright, Ted. Warm up.
00:24:41Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:47Hold on, wait. Boss.
00:24:49What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star.
00:24:55If I weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:59I need you to warm up.
00:25:00Ted. Ted Vincent.
00:25:03The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:06No way! You were my head coach?
00:25:13Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster.
00:25:24You wanna warm up?
00:25:34My leg's healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:38Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:42You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:44Huh?
00:25:46You got this.
00:25:49Now,
00:25:51I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:25:59Maybe...
00:25:59Maybe...
00:26:00Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:15They won't stop me now.
00:26:16They won't stop me now.
00:26:27Alright.
00:26:29Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:27:08Yeah!
00:27:09Yeah!
00:27:13What is going on?
00:27:15Am I dreaming or am I famous?
00:27:16looking at head coach Ted Vincent going out there warming up mid-half time. It must be raining cats
00:27:22and dogs because I feel like barking. Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually
00:27:29thinking of getting in the game. You got that right. You're in your 30s, man. What good is that
00:27:35going to do? My team's valued at over a billion dollars. You're just a worthless cripple. Billion
00:27:41dollars, huh? The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team. Your boss is out of her mind
00:27:48if she thinks you're going to score a single point. What if I score? What if you score? Let's make
00:27:54it
00:27:54back. You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time. When you don't, I get to
00:28:01slap the
00:28:01shit out of you. I need some ice ready. Your face is going to need it later.
00:28:11The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me. I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:28:37No time!
00:28:59You threw that way too far. No one's catching that. You don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:24Holy guacamole! The Knight's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field? I must've
00:29:31ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35a scrambling quarterback. Has he lost his mind? Boss, thank God I fired this guy because
00:29:39he would have wrecked their entire team.
00:29:45you're a bit more.
00:29:57you're a bit better.
00:29:58you're a bit better.
00:29:59I'm the only one third one.
00:29:59What's that, boy?
00:29:59What a wild play.
00:30:01You are going to play with me.
00:30:23He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on.
00:30:33It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:552.
00:30:57From now on, lock onto the center.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:30Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero!
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense!
00:31:35God!
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:53You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:31:59Rude!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:02I should never listen to you!
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything!
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:22I saw you like this, dude.
00:32:27The Knights on offense now!
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air!
00:32:35That is unreal!
00:32:37They look unstoppable!
00:32:38It's like that!
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:42Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters!
00:33:17Alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Let me kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted.
00:33:48You could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:19He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:12Yeah!
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him!
00:35:39If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:50See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53I can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this into overtime, and then we'll crush them in.
00:35:57Alright?
00:35:57The winner of the game is going to be skivvvv.
00:36:03Wow!
00:36:03Oh my goodness!
00:36:04What's up?
00:36:06Oh my goodness!
00:36:09Hail Mary!
00:36:11Oh my goodness!
00:36:12Oh my goodness!
00:36:13I'll take off my game challenge!
00:36:21I'll take it.
00:36:23You need me!
00:36:24I was picking on him and I was going to and I showed you no collaborator at that
00:36:36championship thank you Ted we could not have done this without you still need to
00:36:42be done yeah if you hadn't fired Ted we'd be the one celebrating right now come
00:36:52on I know Ted he probably just got lucky shut your fucking mouth you go apologize to Ted and bring
00:36:59him back to the Eagles what are you doing here I'm here to see Ted Ted I want you back
00:37:17on the Eagles
00:37:22what are you waiting for apologize to Ted now I'm sorry Ted I shouldn't have fired you
00:37:33sorry now you're sorry don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff what you
00:37:39say Ted come back to Eagles I'll make you head coach give you a hundred thousand a month plus
00:37:44bonuses two million a year minimum what two million a year my useless ex-husband just
00:37:51turned into a damn millionaire seriously uh boss what about me shut the fuck up you'll stay on as
00:38:01Ted's assistant maybe clean up after practice while you're at it Ted I was just testing you
00:38:10before but now that you've proven yourself let's get back together okay
00:38:16back together Ted deep down I have always loved you and you still love me right
00:38:29back when you betrayed me you never said anything about love
00:38:36you humiliated me with another man you never said a thing about love and now you want to talk about
00:38:47love Ted that was all just a misunderstanding okay let's go home and talk just the two of us
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you he's better options now better options you're just the owner of
00:39:05some trash team without Ted it would still be at the bottom of the league you really think you could
00:39:11call yourself the better option what if I'm not just the owner of the team
00:39:21Ted there's something you don't know about me I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family
00:39:30uh the the Taylor the richest family in the world the trillionaires who have more money than some
00:39:41that's right so tell me don't you think I'm the better option now you just want Ted for his money
00:39:51what makes you think you have the right to come crawling back bitch you'll pay for this
00:40:05Ted come back to Eagles I'll give you whatever you want name your prize appreciate the offer Henry but
00:40:11I'm happy with the Knights they're gonna stick around here a while sure son don't you want to test
00:40:19yourself on a bigger stage I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore damn it this is your fault you lost me a top
00:40:35-tier
00:40:35player you know what you're done with the Eagles pass your shit and get the fuck out
00:40:43sir sir please don't fire me
00:40:47Ted I owe you a real apology just come back to the Eagles I lost our bet parent spare so
00:40:54you can hit me
00:40:55me if you want we'll just call even after just come back come back to the Eagles come on
00:41:04come on hit me fucking hit me Ted I know you want to I know you want to I know
00:41:09how much you fucking
00:41:10hit me Ted you saw me fucking your wife remember that fucking hit me
00:41:36I will never forgive you I will never join the Eagles
00:41:43figure out your own mess first coach West we have received reports that you have bribe referees
00:41:50and use the legal performance enhancers your coaching license is hereby revoked
00:41:54from the NFL for life please come with us this Ted you got to talk to him if I can't
00:42:02coach I'll starve
00:42:08people like you people like you people like you are a disgrace to the NFL
00:42:15wait
00:42:19you're gonna fucking pay for this
00:42:21you're gonna fucking pay for this Ted
00:42:30hey I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce
00:42:36I was thinking maybe if you wanted you could stay with me
00:42:44for a little while
00:42:46it's up to you
00:42:48all right
00:42:50I mean it's closer to the field anyways right
00:42:54exactly
00:42:54it's way closer to the field
00:43:02when they find out how you're treating
00:43:04the best coach in the fucking league
00:43:05sir sir sir sir please please please please please
00:43:07I'm begging you please let him go
00:43:10fuck off me
00:43:14this is all your fault
00:43:15if I weren't you I'd still have one hell of a coach
00:43:17sir
00:43:19do you really think he won that game on skill alone
00:43:22where you getting at
00:43:23Ted was my assistant he knows my whole playbook
00:43:26how else could he have beaten me
00:43:27that bastard
00:43:29no wonder he turned down my offer
00:43:34sir
00:43:36you still own the Giants
00:43:37they're headed to the Super Bowl
00:43:39if you give me another shot
00:43:41I'll demolish him
00:43:45and if you lose
00:43:47scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West
00:43:55are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did
00:43:58we're taking him out
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league
00:44:00and I take it very responsibly
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here
00:44:03and let people thank you so much
00:44:04I hope you have a good day
00:44:07sounds like a signing bonus for the
00:44:09you're lucky you don't get fired
00:44:11that's fair
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant
00:44:15don't worry sir
00:44:17he's gonna regret everything he's ever done
00:44:19yeah he damn well better
00:44:33this is my house
00:44:35and I have spare bedrooms
00:44:37so feel free to choose whichever you like
00:44:40it's usually just me
00:44:42there's the kitchen
00:44:53and here's the couch
00:44:55you should come sit
00:44:56alright thanks
00:45:03I'm gonna go shower now
00:45:05alright thanks
00:45:09ok I'm gonna go now
00:45:39hey you okay
00:45:41I just told something
00:45:43ok ok ok
00:45:48oh my god
00:45:49ok
00:45:53you probably strained it ok
00:45:55just sit still and let me
00:45:57lose some love for your back
00:46:20oh my god that's so much better already actually
00:46:26oh my god that's so much better already actually
00:46:40I'll grab you a towel
00:46:44don't move
00:47:03dad
00:47:04Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday. You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry. I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great. I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:42I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:01like, if you don't have any plans, maybe you could come with me here.
00:48:07If I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team. What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I might be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out? If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that, two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you marks back.
00:49:08It's been a while. I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27Alright, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:56What? All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no, Alan.
00:50:10Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:19unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:38Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49You smile on the circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:01Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:17My king!
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32The heat has been gone for years, and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not secure.
00:51:40He's healthy and safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:55He had 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you're just wannably broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:24but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:29A janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at...
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me, Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:58Is it over two million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:08Two million, but please.
00:53:11A loser like you could make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job,
00:53:20and he throws out a finger like that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:53:34I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey.
00:53:45You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:04You're in your thirties, still a nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:18You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:24That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please. Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:47I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:06You, you, you're the head coach. Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on. Your lies are giving me more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager. I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot. Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might not believe in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach. You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach dressed like that.
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place. Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain stamping with corpolini is too.
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait. Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what? He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:35Of course. If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine. Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:50Yeah. Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just met the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:03I'm going to be telling everybody about this. Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you. I...
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor. You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:35Just admit it. You're a nobody. A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:08So what if you make this stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday. Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:22You broke bastard. You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:26crash this party?
00:58:27You did bring something, Sophia.
00:58:36I made this thing myself.
00:58:39It's from father.
00:58:40You've got to be pretty.
00:58:41You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh please. Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift. Pathetic. I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:04Please.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11Yo!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26Look at me. This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your
00:59:31life.
00:59:34What? You want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:40Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:42With pleasure.
00:59:47This one.
00:59:49It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:06200 grand. Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:16Take a look.
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry Ted.
01:00:58Hoping not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:41I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:56What?
01:01:57Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive would that be?
01:02:05It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around three million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be a non-proof.
01:02:49You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't say that.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:09just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:16Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:36What just happened?
01:03:39That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:46Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:50but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:58But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh my God.
01:04:10See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:25Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:27Oh, sure.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:35What?
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why?
01:04:39Why do you hit me?
01:04:39You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot.
01:04:46What?
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:50I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:52and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million until you ruined it.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:18but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:28but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:31It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:38and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling the cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:54to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:11You don't want to end up in prison with him.
01:06:14You want to be on my side.
01:06:16You know what I mean.
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:29I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:37Actually, Grace owns the knights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you.
01:06:52My son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the knight's owner.
01:07:03Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18You paid for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:23Hold.
01:07:25No, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding, huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not gonna miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damages the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22I'm so sorry.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:27Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please, forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan.
01:09:00I'm so sorry.
01:09:00If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:07Oh, you can't.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Ski into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13You're welcome.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:24All right, Ted here.
01:09:25Opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13We'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't be one of us.
01:10:33So what's cheating?
01:10:35Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43No. You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49When I win the championship?
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser is the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We salute your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:19You're gonna make sure?
01:11:20You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:22You'll never get back up!
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:39So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03You can't just start it. You can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives. Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:07Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:32I'll see a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please.
01:12:34A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke!
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up!
01:12:51And it's good!
01:12:53The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:12:56Unbelievable!
01:12:57This is why we do what we do!
01:12:59No, no.
01:13:01It's awesome.
01:13:02Hey!
01:13:05As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:07Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:10Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:13Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:22Yeah!
01:13:22Unbelievable!
01:13:23The Knights tell the weenie!
01:13:25Despite the massive gap is straight!
01:13:28The score is now 17-7!
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:49Fucking useless!
01:13:50Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:58Good night, good night!
01:14:22Good night!
01:14:34Good night!
01:14:35Good night!
01:14:36Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:38Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:39Besides me!
01:14:41But guess what?
01:14:42Tonight's our NFL Championship!
01:14:45You can sleep well tonight, mom!
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:49You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend!
01:14:53You deserve it!
01:14:54The NFL Champion!
01:14:57More Knights!
01:14:59Let's go!
01:15:00Let's go!
01:15:03Let's go!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:07How you going, West?
01:15:10Did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:17Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:20And?
01:15:21Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:24$10 million.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:32We used to be colleagues!
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:34Remember?
01:15:34We...
01:15:35I don't know.
01:15:36I don't have to.
01:15:38Ted, if I'm forced on the NFL, what if I'm gonna do?
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything.
01:15:46He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach.
01:15:50You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:52Ooh.
01:15:54Look.
01:16:04Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I dropped the $10 million.
01:16:29But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40Really sorry.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really.
01:16:43Really sorry.
01:16:43Hope you like something.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:52Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:17:00You did.
01:17:00I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him to the police.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:13Ted.
01:17:15It was all West.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:24Whatever you want.
01:17:26You got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by
01:17:32the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:20$100 million.
01:18:23Come on, man.
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28All right.
01:18:29He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys.
01:18:43Get him out of here.
01:18:44Get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing.
01:18:47I can give you everything.
01:18:49I'll give you everything.
01:18:50I'm sorry.
01:18:51Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:10I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:12Mmm.
01:19:16Ruling on the field.
01:19:18Stand.
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