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[Full] Fired, Then I Won the Super Bowl
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00:00:30There they are!
00:00:30Honey!
00:00:31Just take it out!
00:00:44Fuck!
00:00:46Oh my fucking leg!
00:00:53Just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:56Look, look, I swear, I didn't still walk up, okay?
00:01:05I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:07We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:11No, no, I'm not doing that, hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:17You could've gone pro.
00:01:19You need an all-star level.
00:01:21No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:23He's not gonna recover from this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:26Please!
00:01:28Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we have no plays we gonna run?
00:01:50They won't run my plays.
00:01:55All right, boys.
00:01:56All right, boys.
00:01:56I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:58They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:08You can go right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:12All right, boys.
00:02:14Bring it in.
00:02:14Come on, bring it in.
00:02:16One, two, three.
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:3642-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's all!
00:02:43Yes!
00:02:48We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:54These plays are brilliant.
00:02:55I need him on my team.
00:03:02Boss?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:11Two grand a month.
00:03:13I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:24I have got great news.
00:03:35Wait.
00:03:36This is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:40Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?
00:03:58Wait a minute!
00:03:59Wait a minute!
00:03:59Wait a minute!
00:04:00Wait a minute!
00:04:01Wait a minute!
00:04:02Wait a minute!
00:04:02Wait a minute!
00:04:03West!
00:04:04You bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife!
00:04:08West!
00:04:09Are you okay?
00:04:10Ted!
00:04:11What's wrong with you?
00:04:12What? I'm working my ass off, and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house, and you're
00:04:21asking me what's wrong?
00:04:22You think that I cheated for fun? It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2832 years old, and you can't even pay the damn bills? My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy
00:04:33cars, and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:35I got a raise. I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:41A raise? You're an assistant coach. What could you possibly make? Three grand?
00:04:47Two, actually.
00:04:51Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:58You're never going to make it happen. You're fired.
00:05:02What? No, you can't do this. I won the game for you today. If it wasn't for me, the team
00:05:09wouldn't even be here.
00:05:12I'm the head coach. A busted-legged loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:21Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts. Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement? You already had this ready?
00:05:38Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it? It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe. Let's go.
00:05:49Who's calling this trash? Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53Oh, you should be worried about his unemployment insurance.
00:06:05Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards. Frontrunner for the Heisman.
00:06:16Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach? Is that what you want your legacy to
00:06:20be?
00:06:21Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:26I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:42As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:47Yes, yes. I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:56Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:57My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:14Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, está viejo.
00:07:21Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All-American. His name was Ted.
00:07:29Of course. He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:33If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:37Ya va, Marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marica.
00:07:42I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:52Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:59Not for long.
00:08:00That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:02Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:06There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin.
00:08:10Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:16You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:18You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays.
00:08:23Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the high.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If he were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that left victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
00:08:57Wow!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, Wes.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:26I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:35This...
00:09:38This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:59Dumped by his wife.
00:10:02What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:05Hey.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11Do you want to win this game?
00:10:12You will run my plays.
00:10:14Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash.
00:10:18Evan.
00:10:19You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up.
00:10:22Wait, wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me.
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34Your plays are horseshit.
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that.
00:10:39It's impossible.
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach or an assistant coach.
00:10:57Was that hard?
00:11:15Holy shit.
00:11:20That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:24Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:28Look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my plays,
00:11:33we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:39Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41If we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:01Think about it.
00:12:02Yeah, we're coming back and the head start.
00:12:07And that's the game.
00:12:09Knights take the win.
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:12Come on!
00:12:13If you want a win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:16Following this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:18Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:20The people and fucking...
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:45Go Knights!
00:12:50The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:53rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:02have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:04Losers, go home! You're as damned as great!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Idiots!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:17And you!
00:13:19If your plays get worse every damn game,
00:13:21how are we supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:26nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss!
00:13:29We just got careless the last few games.
00:13:31Don't worry.
00:13:33We're gonna crush the next game.
00:13:34Oh, right.
00:13:35Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:41every fucking one you get fired.
00:13:43No, we only got some of those games called Ted!
00:13:47Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:53How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:59now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:00made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around, we never struggled this much away.
00:14:06For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:09you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:11Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:13He got a few tricks from me,
00:14:15now he thinks you're some genius fucking coach.
00:14:18Please,
00:14:19beating him will be easy.
00:14:22If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around,
00:14:37we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:43Yeah.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:54I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent,
00:15:06you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:08Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12No,
00:15:13I, uh,
00:15:14believe in my team.
00:15:16If I stick to my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:20But, from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30His own delusions.
00:15:31His own delusions.
00:15:32This guy's a clown.
00:15:33Who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:46Right here.
00:15:47In front of everyone.
00:15:49And maybe,
00:15:50I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:53Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:55You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Right?
00:15:58West.
00:15:59West is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:10I'm not going back.
00:16:12Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:18don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:22Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26Be nice.
00:16:33What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:43One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:56I'll say it one last time.
00:16:58I'll never join the new race.
00:17:01Oh, right.
00:17:02You're doing this for the race.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:05How about 500 more in one?
00:17:07That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:10With that 500,
00:17:11maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16500?
00:17:18Is that all you thought?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent?
00:17:30Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33Three million dollars.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47His bonus is three million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:53That's gonna be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles wanna bring back a fired coach?
00:18:03Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all of the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:17Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record,
00:18:23looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:28With ease, bitch.
00:18:31Just wait until...
00:18:33When I beat you,
00:18:35even if you come crawling back,
00:18:38I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:56have made a miracle run all the way to the semi-finals.
00:18:59But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:07Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:13Boys, come on. Take a knee. Take a knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now, I promise you,
00:19:23this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:29I can promise you that.
00:19:31Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:35Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:37Alright, boys, bring it in.
00:19:38Hands in the middle.
00:19:39Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:41Alright, win on three, win on me.
00:19:42One, two, three, win!
00:19:43Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:49Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:53Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:57It's for poor people.
00:19:58People of class.
00:20:01Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:08I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:10I need a win.
00:20:11Relax.
00:20:13This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:19This guy right here?
00:20:21$40 million.
00:20:22How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:24Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:31I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:34Two victory.
00:20:37Still betting way too soon, coach.
00:20:40Get him!
00:20:43Block up!
00:20:44Come on, block!
00:20:45First throw!
00:20:47Block!
00:20:48Here we go!
00:20:49Good, good!
00:20:55First throw.
00:20:57Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:01Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:08The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:14Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:21You fucking idiot.
00:21:22I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:24What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:26It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:27It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:28He was my assistant.
00:21:29He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:32I have a plan.
00:21:34Turn this around.
00:21:36Trust me.
00:21:37You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God.
00:21:40That if I can't lead this team to victory, I...
00:21:44I'll resign.
00:21:46This is your last chance, son.
00:21:48Last chance!
00:21:49Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:52Shit.
00:21:53Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:55Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:58That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:02Quarterback.
00:22:03Take him out.
00:22:05They can't win this game.
00:22:06You're best.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Messy, you gonna take him now?
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Come on!
00:22:29The Knights' score stands, but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:37That's rough in the past!
00:22:38That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:40Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, boy!
00:22:48Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:57Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:59Listen to me!
00:23:00Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Big!
00:23:02Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:05Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You wanna keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch!
00:23:12How much you paying these refs?
00:23:14Oh, who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:23I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Big!
00:23:27Back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:49Let's go look.
00:23:50Call you back, I think she's calling you.
00:24:06The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:18If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:20Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:22Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:31How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:40All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights, then.
00:24:49Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss.
00:24:51What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star.
00:24:57If I weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:04Ted Vincent.
00:25:05The same guy that media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:08No way. You were my head coach?
00:25:14Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26Want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:48You got this.
00:25:53Now, I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:26:01Maybe...
00:26:02Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:05I'm in.
00:26:06I am.
00:26:14The past injuries are behind you.
00:26:17They won't stop me now.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:31Let's crush them.
00:27:15What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:38My team's valued at over a billion dollars. You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind. And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04I'm going to get some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing the needle later.
00:28:13Game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:16I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:18Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:39Let's do this.
00:29:01He threw that way too far. No one's catching that. He don't even know how to play.
00:29:04Wait. He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad he forgot how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him. I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:19Yeah!
00:29:27Holy guacamole. The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:37A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:01What a wild play.
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day on nights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:27Yes! Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:31I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:36He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:38Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:52I can't let him score again.
00:30:54I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:58Goop!
00:30:59From now on,
00:31:01lock on to him.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through that tack and like it was nothing.
00:31:32Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:37God, he's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42$100 million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:49I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I, I, I, I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:02This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:04I should never listen to you!
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:25I'll tell you about this, Ted.
00:32:29The Knights on offense now.
00:32:32My God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Oh, my turn!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:58Hey!
00:32:59Ref!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:06You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, all right?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:27You'll find nothing.
00:33:30You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please!
00:33:35Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:39You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Let me kiss.
00:33:48You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma
00:33:53does not care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash.
00:34:02And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game...
00:34:05I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:12Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:27Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:31I won't win.
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it!
00:34:44Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:57After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:00You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:04Yes.
00:35:18Ted!
00:35:19The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:22Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33Ted!
00:35:34time I'll take home the trophy there's only one minute left Ted's got the ball
00:35:38he is leading the office stop him if we lose this game you're all done
00:35:45throws it but there's no one there to catch it it looks like a ghost town on
00:35:49that side of the field looks like they gave up on that play
00:36:11hail mary my god Ted just pulled up a game winning hail mary
00:36:24let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship
00:36:38thank you Ted we could not have done this without you just don't need to be done
00:36:44yeah if you hadn't fired Ted we'd be the ones celebrating right now come on I know
00:36:55Ted he probably just got lucky shut your fucking mouth you go apologize to Ted and
00:37:01bring him back to the Eagles what are you doing here I'm here to see Ted Ted I want you
00:37:18back on the
00:37:24Eagles what are you waiting for apologize to Ted now I'm sorry Ted I shouldn't have fired you
00:37:35sorry now you're sorry don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff what you
00:37:41say Ted come back to the Eagles I'll make you head coach give you a hundred thousand a month plus
00:37:46bonus two million a year minimum what two million a year my useless ex-husband just turned into a damn
00:37:54millionaire seriously uh boss what about me shut the fuck up you'll stay on as Ted's assistant
00:38:04maybe clean up after practice while you're at it Ted I was just testing you before but now that you've
00:38:13proven yourself let's get back together okay back together Ted deep down I have always loved you and
00:38:25you still love me right back when you betrayed me you never said anything about love when you humiliated
00:38:38me with another man you never said a thing about love and now you want to talk about love Ted
00:38:51that was
00:38:51all just a misunderstanding okay let's go home and talk just the two of us Ted's not going anywhere with
00:38:58you he's better options now better options you're just the owner of some trash team without Ted it would
00:39:09still be at the bottom of the league you really think you can call yourself the better option what if
00:39:17I'm not just the owner of the team Ted there's something you don't know about me I'm actually the sole
00:39:28heir
00:39:28to the Taylor family uh the the Taylor the richest family in the world the trillionaires who have more
00:39:38money than some countries that's right so tell me don't you think I'm the better option now you just
00:39:52want Ted for his money what makes you think you have the right to come crawling back bitch you'll pay
00:39:59for
00:40:06this Ted come back to the Eagles I'll give you whatever you want name your prize appreciate the
00:40:11offer Henry but I'm happy with the Knights they're gonna stick around here a while sure son don't you
00:40:21want to test yourself on a bigger stage I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights
00:40:31I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore damn it this is your fault you lost me a top
00:40:37tier
00:40:37player you know what you're done with the Eagles pack your shit and get the fuck out sir sir please
00:40:46don't fire me
00:40:49Ted I owe you a real apology just come back to me I lost our bet fair and spare so
00:40:56you can hit me
00:40:57if you want we'll just call even after just come back come back to the Eagles come on
00:41:06hit me fucking hit me Ted I know you want to I know you want to I don't want you
00:41:12fucking
00:41:12hit me Ted you saw me fucking your wife remember that you fucking hit me
00:41:38I will never forgive you
00:41:42I will never join the Eagles figure out your own mess first coach West we have received reports that
00:41:51you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers your coaching license is hereby revoked
00:41:55from the NFL for life please come with us what this Ted you got to talk to him if I
00:42:03can't coach I'll
00:42:04starve illegal I don't even please please I'll do anything you want I'll do anything people like you
00:42:12are a disgrace to the NFL
00:42:17wait
00:42:20you're gonna fucking pay for this
00:42:23you're gonna fucking pay for this Ted
00:42:32hey I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the force
00:42:38um I was thinking maybe if you wanted you could stay with me for a while
00:42:50I mean it's closer to the field anyways right exactly it's way closer to the field
00:43:04when they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league sir sir sir please please please
00:43:09please please I'm begging you please let him go fuck off me
00:43:16this is all your fault what you I'd still have one hell of a coach sir do you really think
00:43:21he won that game on skill alone
00:43:24what are you getting at Ted was my assistant he knows my whole playbook
00:43:27how else could he have beaten me that bastard no wonder he turned down my office
00:43:37sir you still own the Giants they're headed to the Super Bowl if you give me another shot I'll demolish
00:43:43and if you lose scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:55I'll talk to the commissioner about West are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did
00:44:00we're taking him out I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly
00:44:03I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much I hope you have a
00:44:06good day
00:44:09sounds like a signing bonus for the
00:44:11you're lucky you don't get fired
00:44:13that's fair
00:44:14I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant
00:44:17don't worry sir
00:44:19he's gonna regret everything he's ever done
00:44:21yeah he damn well better
00:44:35this is my house and I have spare bedroom so feel free to choose whichever you like
00:44:42it's usually just me
00:44:44here's the kitchen
00:44:55and here's the couch
00:44:57you should come sit
00:44:59alright thanks
00:45:00yeah
00:45:05I'm gonna go shower now
00:45:07alright thanks
00:45:08mi casa es su casa
00:45:12ok I'm gonna go now
00:45:40hey you okay
00:45:43I just saw something
00:45:48ok ok ok
00:45:49ok ok
00:45:50oh my god
00:45:52ok
00:45:52ok
00:45:53oh
00:45:54hey
00:45:55you're probably stranded ok
00:45:57just sit still and let me lose some love for your back
00:46:23oh my god that's so much better already actually
00:46:29oh my god
00:46:40oh my god
00:46:41I'll uh
00:46:43grab you a towel
00:46:46don't move
00:46:47For a year now I've been waiting
00:46:51To see that look in your eyes
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:06Ted?
00:47:07Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:09You haven't been home in years.
00:47:11You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:13Yeah, Dad, I'm...
00:47:15I'm so sorry.
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:20Um...
00:47:21I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:23Great, great.
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:27Okay, bye.
00:47:32Everything okay?
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:39It's just, uh...
00:47:41My grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:45I haven't...
00:47:45Seen them in a long time.
00:47:49Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:54You know...
00:47:58I was thinking, um...
00:48:00If you're not dizzy tomorrow...
00:48:04If you don't...
00:48:04Have any plans...
00:48:07Maybe you could come with me...
00:48:09Or...
00:48:09If I could...
00:48:10Introduce you...
00:48:11To them.
00:48:13Well...
00:48:14You wanna introduce me to your family?
00:48:17You mean we might make a good team?
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:20Mmm...
00:48:21Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:23Oh...
00:48:24I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:26I'mma be the star.
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's...
00:48:29How this worked out?
00:48:30If it...
00:48:30Works out?
00:48:32I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:34I'll take that.
00:48:36Two stars.
00:48:38Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:39Oh...
00:48:40If you do...
00:48:41Nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:43Now, it is my first time meeting them...
00:48:45And I have to make a good impression.
00:48:48Actually...
00:48:48I'm gonna go right now...
00:48:51And have Emily...
00:48:52Help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:57And maybe...
00:48:58After you win the championship...
00:49:00I'll give you...
00:49:02Mark's back.
00:49:10It's been a while...
00:49:13I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:22Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:24Grace has to take care of some...
00:49:26Some billionaire stuff.
00:49:27She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:29Alright, no problem.
00:49:50Well, well, well.
00:49:52Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:55Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:57What?
00:49:58All those years working out there...
00:50:00And you still can't afford a car?
00:50:04Take a look.
00:50:05Land Rover.
00:50:06700 grand.
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:11Alan?
00:50:12What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:15I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:18It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car...
00:50:21Unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junkie.
00:50:27Actually...
00:50:27I could afford one.
00:50:29I just...
00:50:30Haven't felt the need.
00:50:33Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:41Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:42Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:45Guys, guys.
00:50:47Enough.
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:51It's not a circus.
00:50:53Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:56Sorry.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:51:02Emily.
00:51:04I love them.
00:51:09Ethan.
00:51:11Sophia.
00:51:13Alan.
00:51:17My boy!
00:51:19Where are you, Kate?
00:51:21Oh.
00:51:24I'm sorry.
00:51:25I...
00:51:25I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27It's okay.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29It's all that counts.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31What is with all this emotion?
00:51:34He has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:38I don't care if these birds are not so free.
00:51:42He's healthy.
00:51:43He's safe.
00:51:44It's all that matters.
00:51:45It's all that matters.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:47Your health's nice and all.
00:51:49But money's what really matters here.
00:51:53You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand.
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:05You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:52:09I mean, unless of course you just want him to be broke like you.
00:52:15Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:21Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:29him a janitor job.
00:52:31Janitor job?
00:52:33That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:37You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:45Just don't blow it.
00:52:46Yeah, that's right.
00:52:47With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:52:53I don't know.
00:52:55Tell me.
00:52:56Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:05You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:102 million, but please.
00:53:13A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:17Oh, Oliver.
00:53:19My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:22And he throws out a finger like that who clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:26You didn't mean it.
00:53:29It was a joke.
00:53:32Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:39Oh, please.
00:53:41What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:45Dad, hey.
00:53:47You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:50I already work for the Knights.
00:53:53What?
00:53:56Work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:06You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:14I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:26you.
00:54:26That's right.
00:54:32Oh, please. Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:43Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:48I know my son.
00:54:51He's not a liar.
00:54:53Oh, really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:54:56Then, Helen, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach.
00:55:08You...
00:55:09You're the head coach. Is that what you're saying?
00:55:12Oh.
00:55:13Come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:16You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:19Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:21I'm just a security manager.
00:55:23I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:28Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:33Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:36This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:45If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:48Nice try, by the way.
00:55:50You're no head coach.
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:56So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach.
00:56:01Dressed like that.
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich,
00:56:07at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:14Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:16Welcome to the place.
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:18You can't.
00:56:19A certain stamping with porcolini is too.
00:56:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:26Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:37Of course.
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:47Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:49Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:59Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:57:00I can't believe this.
00:57:01I just want to head coach of the Knights.
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:06Thank you so much.
00:57:08Of course.
00:57:13Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:21Son, is it really true?
00:57:24No way.
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:28You pay to trick us.
00:57:29There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:36Just admit it.
00:57:38You're a nobody abroad.
00:57:41You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:45Scraping by for life.
00:57:53You can insult me all you want.
00:57:55Don't you dare.
00:57:57I saw my father.
00:58:02Enough.
00:58:09Don't wonder if you've ate this stupid vinyl.
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:22Relax.
00:58:23You broke bastard.
00:58:25You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:29We did bring something so fair.
00:58:37I made this thing myself.
00:58:40It's from father.
00:58:42You got the thing.
00:58:44You're so broke you're a gifting a stick.
00:58:47Oh please.
00:58:48Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:58Perfect.
00:58:59I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:02Let's put the trash.
00:59:04Where it belongs.
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:13Don't.
00:59:21What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making this.
00:59:27Look at me.
00:59:29This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:36What?
00:59:36You want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:42Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:45With pleasure.
00:59:46Here.
00:59:50This one.
00:59:51Protect the leaf.
00:59:5350 grand.
00:59:54A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:58Wait for it.
01:00:02This one right here.
01:00:03The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:08200 grand.
01:00:10Easy.
01:00:11200,000 dollars.
01:00:13You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:15The best one.
01:00:18Take a look.
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:28Oh my god.
01:00:30All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:33Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:39They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:44Who said that?
01:00:59Sorry, Ted.
01:01:00Hoping not too late.
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar.
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:11Wait.
01:01:12Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:16So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about.
01:01:19He said you were beautiful.
01:01:20He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:22That's very kind of you.
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:31The guy's a cripple.
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:46Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:59What?
01:01:59Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:02A painting?
01:02:03Please.
01:02:05How expensive would that be?
01:02:07It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:10Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:19What?
01:02:21There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:25You're lying.
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:31After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:34So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:40Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell.
01:02:44For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:49That should be enough proof.
01:02:51You're right. Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:54Look at that.
01:02:56Come on. What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:00Exactly.
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:11just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:14Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:16Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:38What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:52but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:55A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million.
01:04:00But I mean, look at them.
01:04:02They could not afford something like that.
01:04:04It has to be a fake.
01:04:09A Picasso.
01:04:11Oh, my God.
01:04:12See?
01:04:14Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:17You guys better get out of here.
01:04:19You're not welcome.
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here.
01:04:27Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:28Close your door.
01:04:30That's my boy.
01:04:31That's my boy.
01:04:32That's my boy.
01:04:32All that college education.
01:04:33And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:37What?
01:04:38Just shut your mouth!
01:04:40Why?
01:04:40Why did you hit me?
01:04:41You just destroyed $3 million, you idiot!
01:04:48What?
01:04:48$3 million?
01:04:49You can't believe their story.
01:04:51It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:52I've been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:54and I know real from fake.
01:04:57It was worth more than $3 million until you ruined it!
01:05:03What?
01:05:04It's real?
01:05:08Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:13She's the one that brought it.
01:05:16Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:18It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:20but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:24No, it cannot be real.
01:05:26No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:30but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:32It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:35I got it.
01:05:37Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:40and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:45I'm calling the cops.
01:05:47Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:50You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:56to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:59Come with me instead.
01:06:01I can show you the high life.
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:05Of course.
01:06:06I'm the night security manager.
01:06:09I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:10This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:13You don't want to end up in prison with him.
01:06:16You want to be on my side.
01:06:18You know him.
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do.
01:06:25She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:27Ted, don't worry.
01:06:29Once you're locked up,
01:06:31I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:35Well,
01:06:37I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:40Actually,
01:06:41Grace
01:06:43owns the Knights.
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying.
01:06:52I told you.
01:06:54My son doesn't lie.
01:06:55Oh my God.
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:01You truly are the Knights owner.
01:07:04Oh my God.
01:07:06What have I done?
01:07:08You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:11First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:14And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:16Tell me, Alan.
01:07:18How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:19I paid for that.
01:07:21Three million?
01:07:22Even if I sold myself,
01:07:24I could never pay that off.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:27No, no, no.
01:07:28It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:29I mean,
01:07:30he was just being impulsive.
01:07:31Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:33Absolutely.
01:07:34A misunderstanding, huh?
01:07:37Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:40Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:44Yes.
01:07:44We're very, very sorry.
01:07:46Can you let this go, please?
01:07:48Obviously,
01:07:50you have loads of money.
01:07:53I mean,
01:07:53you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:55I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please.
01:08:03If I were the one who damages the property,
01:08:05would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen.
01:08:11You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:14But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:20Oliver, please.
01:08:21Please.
01:08:21I'm so sorry.
01:08:23I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:24I'm so sorry.
01:08:24He's right.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I'm 10.
01:08:27I'm so very sorry.
01:08:28I'm so sorry.
01:08:29I'll do anything.
01:08:30Please forgive me.
01:08:31Please.
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:40You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:44Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:46Amount three million.
01:08:49You have three days to be in full.
01:08:55Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:59Pendejo.
01:09:01I'm so sorry.
01:09:02I'm so sorry.
01:09:03If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:07It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:09Oh, Stan.
01:09:10Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:12Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:16Good idea.
01:09:17Tomorrow.
01:09:26All right, Ken here.
01:09:27Opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:30Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:33Well, he's really not the type to let him go.
01:09:34Relax.
01:09:35I got this.
01:09:37West?
01:09:41Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:44How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:45If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:49Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:52And the Giants assistant coached him.
01:09:56You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:58And you still lost.
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:03This time's different.
01:10:05The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:08Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:15He'll never win.
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:24You.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:29If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:34So what's cheating?
01:10:36Silly plays, huh?
01:10:38In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:45No.
01:10:46You lost to Ted.
01:10:47You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:50Win.
01:10:51I win the championship?
01:10:54No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:57You'll never win.
01:10:58How about a bet?
01:11:00Loser.
01:11:01Ain't the winner.
01:11:02Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever.
01:11:07We salute your apology.
01:11:19Damn you Ted!
01:11:20You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:23You'll never get back up!
01:11:28The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:42So, who will take Tommy Trophy tonight?
01:11:45Here we go!
01:11:46The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:51There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:53The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:55They truly are the best.
01:11:57This is not good.
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:03What's wrong Ted?
01:12:05You can't just start it, you can't choke yet.
01:12:08Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:10Fucking pathetic.
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:13Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:19Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me.
01:12:23I got this.
01:12:29Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:31Where's that fancy play board?
01:12:33Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:34See a Hail Mary.
01:12:36Please.
01:12:36A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:40What a joke!
01:12:42He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:44There's no way he makes this kick.
01:12:45On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:51The kick is up!
01:12:53And it's good!
01:12:55The ninth score from 50 yards back!
01:12:58Unbelievable!
01:12:59This is why we do what we do.
01:13:01All right.
01:13:02It's awesome.
01:13:04What's up, my honest baby?
01:13:06As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:09Ho, ho, ho!
01:13:20Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:24Yes!
01:13:24Unbelievable!
01:13:25The next two to the win, the spike, the massive gap in strength, the score is now 17-7.
01:13:32What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:34This game's almost over!
01:13:36You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:40You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:42If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:46I have no other options.
01:13:49I can't win.
01:13:50Fucking useless!
01:13:52Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:59Nice, nice!
01:14:02Nice, nice!
01:14:33Nice!
01:14:34Nice!
01:14:35Nice!
01:14:36Nice!
01:14:37Nice!
01:14:38Nice!
01:14:38Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:40Nobody wanted it to, besides me!
01:14:42But guess what?
01:14:44The Knights are the NFL Championship!
01:14:46You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:49Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:51You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:53And enjoy, my friends!
01:14:55You deserve it!
01:14:56The NFL Champions!
01:14:59More Knights!
01:15:07Hey!
01:15:09How you going, Wes?
01:15:12Did you remember our bet?
01:15:16If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:19Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:23And...
01:15:23Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:25$10 million.
01:15:28I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:31Ted, have mercy.
01:15:33We used to be colleagues!
01:15:35Remember?
01:15:35Remember?
01:15:37We...
01:15:37I don't know.
01:15:38I don't know.
01:15:40And if I'm forced out of the NFL, what if I'm doing?
01:15:42You can't let him off like that!
01:15:45If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:47He costs our guys everything!
01:15:49He has to pay!
01:15:50Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:52Come on, coach.
01:15:52You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:56Okay.
01:16:05Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:08I never should have done what I did.
01:16:12And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:17As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:24But out of the kindness of my heart, I brought the $10 million.
01:16:31But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:41No, no problem.
01:16:42Yeah.
01:16:42Really sorry about it.
01:16:44Really, really sorry.
01:16:45Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:47Hey, man.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:49You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:54You!
01:16:54Son of a bitch.
01:16:56If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:59You told me to take out your players.
01:17:01You did.
01:17:02I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:03I'm gonna report him in the police.
01:17:08Dammit!
01:17:09You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:11If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:16Ted, it was all west.
01:17:20Look, so what?
01:17:20We have a beef between us.
01:17:23Come join my team.
01:17:24Help me win the next championship.
01:17:26Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:29Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:37NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:39Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:46Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:49Come join me.
01:17:50We'll build a super team.
01:17:52We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:57I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:02But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:09Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:14You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:20Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:25Ted, work with me here.
01:18:26You can fix this.
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:30It was just a joke.
01:18:34I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million too.
01:18:37But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:44Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:45I'm tired of this.
01:18:46Hey, hey guys, chill.
01:18:48Think about what you're doing!
01:18:49I can give you everything, but I can give you everything!
01:18:52I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:53What are you doing?!
01:19:00Grace.
01:19:02I got the championship.
01:19:06I've got the girl.
01:19:09Now...
01:19:12I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:15Mmm.
01:19:18Ruling on the field.
01:19:20Stand.
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