00:01What you're about to see may be dangerous,
00:08petty, misguided,
00:09but most definitely stupid.
00:16But it's also all true. Sort of.
00:20The Sunshine Law in the state of Florida
00:22really perpetuates that Florida man stereotype.
00:25Fuck you, man!
00:28Stories get wilder and wilder.
00:30More often than not, they're not true.
00:34But in Florida, they're all true.
00:38You guys want a drink?
00:39Waters.
00:40Like, there's vodka.
00:42A mermaid getting harassed by a witch
00:47and a corrupt police officer.
00:50I don't think that there's a more Floridian story.
00:54My brother became an overnight sensation.
00:58I need money. I need money now.
01:01Willing to do anything.
01:05We're here to cut Steve's toes off and eat them.
01:07Stop!
01:08How could no one do nothing?
01:09And I know that it's improper grammar,
01:11but it applies in this situation.
01:12Those bunnies are mine!
01:18Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:25Hi!
01:30There was always a sense that this was a different place.
01:33Everybody here is interesting.
01:35They got their struggles,
01:36but overall, they're good people.
01:40Yeah, you know, you can't handle Florida, these rookies.
01:43Yay!
01:45Thank you so much!
01:52We love craint Henvre Stones and New York will be a great –
01:53a new rookie word!
01:53Thank you so much!
02:00And you can get that award for,rendo
02:01to the Comme of Florida's Very
02:0120th pen!
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