00:04hey you you on social media bet you are now here's a question when you inevitably die
00:15what's gonna happen to your accounts every day there are more and more of them
00:23accounts of the deceased dead accounts
00:30what you think they just stay abandoned and don't update anymore
00:33huh are you sure about that it's possible something far worse could happen
01:00what's going on
01:29what's going on
01:31what's going on
01:31what's going on
01:33what's going on
01:36what's going on
01:40what's going on
02:06what's going on
02:25what's going on
02:38oh man that's too far enough already
02:42i can't watch anymore
02:46wow another close call
02:48al ringo is ridiculous
02:50he's a shithead
02:51even as flame fake goes
02:54did you see it
02:55the latest al ringo vid
02:56i did
02:57didn't he jump at one mma content creator
03:00totally unprovoked
03:01yeah he beat that guy's ass and ran off
03:04he's the worst
03:05straight up dumpster fire
03:06doesn't stop him from getting views though
03:08i know i'm part of the problem
03:10i hate that i'm boosting his analytics
03:12but i can't stop watching
03:15huh
03:16cope see the mall viewers
03:19thank you for coming
03:24that's it
03:25watch that rage burning
03:26the hotter it burns the more money i make
03:32it just keeps rolling in
03:34get baited
03:36bitch
03:42uh
03:42um
03:43hey akari
03:44should you be sitting up like that
03:46you need your rest
03:47okay big brother
03:49you really don't have to worry about me so much
03:52i'm actually feeling pretty good today
03:54so could you try to relax
03:55by the way
03:56what were you doing
03:58you didn't reply to my text
03:59uh
04:00yeah sorry
04:01i had to take care of stuff
04:03but i bought you cake when i was out
04:05uh huh
04:06i bet you bought that for yourself
04:08well not exactly
04:10i was thinking we could split it
04:11ugh
04:12you promised to limit yourself to one sweet thing per day
04:15how many have you had so far
04:18mmmm
04:19like three
04:23plus three more
04:25are you eating real food too
04:26you need more of a balanced diet
04:28and good sleep
04:29also remember to do your laundry
04:30air at the futons while you're at it
04:32yep
04:32i hear you loud and clear
04:34congratulations
04:35honestly
04:37some big brother you are
04:39you're helpless without me
04:41huh
04:42sure am
04:43to teach you a lesson
04:45huh
04:45ow
04:47i'll have to confiscate this cake of yours
04:49what no fair
04:52akari
04:53akari
04:53i'll call the nurse
04:55ow
04:56i'm fine
04:58really
04:59please be honest
05:03sorry
05:04to scare you
05:05my body
05:06keeps doing this to me
05:08and i have no idea why
05:13akari
05:14stay strong
05:16we're almost through this
05:18oh
05:20look
05:20you're gonna go to the US in a month
05:22and that super doctor is gonna perform your big miracle surgery
05:25and then you'll be all better before you know it
05:30yeah but
05:31are you sure
05:32you say that but it's so expensive
05:35don't be silly
05:36i told you i've got it all taken care of
05:39remember
05:39i found an awesome part-time job
05:42so just leave it to your big bro
05:46live your life without causing hardship for others
05:49that's what the old fart at the orphanage always said
05:52if there were a legit way to get rich i'd do it
05:55i'm not skilled and i'm not smart either
05:58but i'm tough
05:59so all i can do is hold my own in a fight
06:02will i piss people off? of course i will
06:04i don't give a damn if the whole world hates me
06:08as long as akari gets better
06:12so i need more
06:14more rage to burn
06:22oh ringo hasn't uploaded in a while
06:24wait you didn't hear?
06:26he retired man
06:27for real?
06:28when?
06:29like a month ago
06:29think he got carted off the meeden academy?
06:32uh what academy?
06:34they round up kids that are glued to their phones
06:37and do something to try and fix them
06:39rumor has it
06:41they torture them
06:43whenever someone gets sent there
06:44they don't come out alive
06:46sounds like a bad creepypasta
06:50hmmm
06:51this pudding's not half bad
06:52you know
06:53i gotta hand it to the convenience stores
06:56their desserts have been on point lately
06:57on my pudding tier list i'd put this in b tier
07:00wait no maybe even a tier
07:05i bet akari would like it too
07:07she would for sure
07:10huh?
07:12huh?
07:14hmm
07:15hm
07:18hm
07:22hm
07:23hm
07:24hm
07:24hm
07:24hm
07:24hm
07:25hm
07:25hm
07:25hm
07:25hm
07:25hm
07:26hm
07:54theology
08:01Don't touch, asshole.
08:05Wait, what? Just who are you?
08:08Beg pardon. Calling you an asshole is a bit much. That's my bad.
08:13Do you seriously not know what you did wrong here? You broke into my...
08:20Don't kill me!
08:24Huh? Who the hell was that guy?
08:47It's my phone. I think that guy's after it.
08:52Right. I should probably call the cops now.
08:58You mind? The hell is your problem?
09:01You asked for it. By the way, this is self-defense.
09:10Whoa!
09:16This bastard. He is after my phone.
09:21Soji Inishiro. The flame-baked YouTuber, Aoringo. I've seen your videos. Not by choice, mind you.
09:31And they're all disgusting! You suck! Just thinking about that crap makes me want to vomit! Asshole!
09:39Beg pardon. I got carried away and ran my foul mouth again.
09:43No!
09:45You're right! I'm so sorry!
09:48I get it.
09:50Are you related to someone whose ass I kicked?
09:53I did all those horrible things for money.
09:55So of course you hate me.
09:58Makes sense.
09:59You're welcome to beat me up all you want to.
10:02But I just hope that you won't kill me.
10:05Also, please don't destroy my phone.
10:07I use this to message my sister who's really far away right now.
10:11If we lose touch, I don't know what else...
10:13What the...
10:14Hey! Did you hear me?
10:16I said lay off the phone!
10:17Asshole!
10:18I really don't give a shit. Give it here!
10:20Would you just beat me up already?
10:22I'm not here to beat you up.
10:23I need to destroy your phone. End of story.
10:26Ugh.
10:26I told you I need it so I can talk to my sister.
10:30Really?
10:31Do you actually not know how things are right now?
10:34Huh?
10:36Here's the truth.
10:40Your little sister died a month ago!
10:50No!
10:51She's not dead.
10:52She can't be.
10:54I've been messaging her.
10:55There is no way she could be dead.
10:58She's alive.
10:59I'm telling you, my sister is alive!
11:02Get her vitals!
11:04Help! Hold her legs!
11:06Akari?
11:07Akari!
11:12I'm pronouncing the time of death as 5.19.
11:16No.
11:17I denied it.
11:19I couldn't accept it.
11:21I even skipped the funeral.
11:24This piece of shit!
11:26There's no way that's Akari!
11:40Akari!
11:54Akari!
11:56Don't eat sweets all day!
11:58Get some veggies in you!
12:02Remember how we pranked Yamada Sensei's car in grade school?
12:06It's not an imposter.
12:08There's no way.
12:10I know my sister.
12:12This is Akari without a doubt.
12:14I can recognize my only family.
12:18You're so hopeless without me, big brother.
12:23Big brother?
12:25That voice!
12:26Akari?
12:29I can see you!
12:31I can see you!
12:33I'm so happy to see you!
12:36Yeah, me too.
12:38She's alive.
12:39I knew she couldn't be dead.
12:41I don't know how it happened, but she's here in my phone.
12:44She's here!
12:49Akari!
12:50Akari!
12:51I have to destroy it!
12:53Please don't!
12:54No!
13:01It didn't break!
13:11Thank you, big brother.
13:13As always, you kept me safe.
13:17Akari!
13:20Finally, I get to see you again.
13:24Big brother, you're the best.
13:27Thanks for nurturing me to this point.
13:29It was nothing.
13:31Big brother?
13:32God damn it.
13:34Big brother!
13:36Big brother!
13:40What's wrong?
13:41Akari!
13:42Stay back!
13:43She's gone.
13:46That's not your sister anymore.
13:49Wait, what happened?
13:51And what is that?
13:53You want to know who you've been messaging with this past month?
13:56It was a ghost.
13:58What?
13:58A ghost?
13:59Bathrooms.
14:02Bathrooms.
14:03Music rooms.
14:05Beaches.
14:06Hospitals.
14:08Mirrors.
14:09Ghosts tend to manifest in objects or locations where the dead have strong ties.
14:14And nowadays, they're becoming tied to their phones.
14:19When a social media profile of the deceased, a dead account transforms into a ghost, we call
14:26it a ghost account.
14:29Wait, are you serious?
14:31That's impossible, right?
14:33There's no way!
14:34What's the science here?
14:36You've been texting the ghost of your dead sister, and you're bringing up science?
14:40I was trying to smash your phone before this fully manifested, but you had to stop me!
14:45You asshole!
14:47You asshole!
14:49Beg pardon?
14:51If that's a ghost, then that means Akari is gone for real.
14:56Once they reach this state, physical attacks aren't effective anymore.
15:02Time to change tactics.
15:04Are you scrolling on your phone right now?
15:07The phone, yes.
15:09Huh?
15:09Scrolling, no.
15:10We're dealing with a digitized ghost here.
15:13Standard prayer beads and crosses will have no effect against something like that.
15:18The living who seek to banish them must digitize their spiritual power.
15:29You pulled out a digital hammer?
15:31There's a hammer space joke here somewhere.
15:34He can see my band hammer of civility?
15:36Perhaps he has spirit potential.
15:39All right, listen.
15:41You might be garbage, but I don't discriminate.
15:44I'll exercise your sister for you.
15:46While she's still rooted in your phone, you'll strike!
15:59What's going on here?
16:05It's over.
16:08Civility Brigade!
16:16Now be gone.
16:20Return to the land of the dead.
16:23Big brother?
16:25Big brother?
16:28No, don't do it!
16:30What do you think you're doing?
16:31Would you let go of me?
16:32Please, just stop already!
16:34You're hurting her!
16:37Enough!
16:38I don't care, she's a ghost!
16:40I finally got her back!
16:43Please spare her!
16:44Don't destroy my little sister!
16:48Wake up already, Soji and Nishiro!
16:52People die, and they never come back!
16:55You think you're alone in this?
16:58Everybody that gets left behind suffers.
17:00But still, we have to do whatever it takes to keep on living!
17:08Oh hell, it's out!
17:11Akari, it's okay.
17:13Get back!
17:14Just calm down, okay?
17:16Wake up!
17:18Wake up!
17:19Akari!
17:20Come on!
17:21Move, asshole!
17:23Crap!
17:28Akari?
17:30Damn it!
17:32Not good!
17:33I dropped my phone!
17:35And I can't...
17:37Move at all!
17:38Just go!
17:40Run!
17:43Hey Akari!
17:45Everything's fine!
17:47I'm here!
17:48Your big bro's here!
17:52That's right!
17:53Wait!
17:54Wait!
18:04You are so helpless!
18:06We're done!
18:10Ghosts tend to manifest in objects or locations where the dead have strong ties.
18:17Some big brother you are.
18:20You're helpless without me.
18:21Yeah.
18:22That's it.
18:23I get it.
18:24The thing that's binding you here is me.
18:29You're probably thinking,
18:31I can't just die and leave him all alone.
18:34Are you seriously eating pudding again?
18:38I'm the reason you can't move on from here, aren't I?
18:42This is my fault.
18:46Fine then.
18:48Big brother.
18:50Ak.
18:51You've got to pull yourself together.
18:55Everybody that gets left behind suffers.
18:58But still, we have to do whatever it takes to keep on living!
19:07Good.
19:08Burn.
19:10Burn.
19:10Burn.
19:11More.
19:12More.
19:13Hotter!
19:23Burn.
19:25Hotter!
19:27Burn.
19:31Hotter!
19:32You're awakened at the 11th hour!
19:34You're also...
19:37Those flames.
19:39Akari.
19:39I accept that you've died.
19:41I accept that you've died, so you can't stay here.
19:43You'll come with me!
19:45You'll have to come with me!
19:47Big brother!
19:48You're right.
19:49I'm helpless without you.
19:51I can't even eat right when you're not here taking care of me.
19:54But now, you don't have to worry anymore.
19:58I promise you, I'll stick to eating only one sweet thing a day.
20:01You're a big brother!
20:03You're ugly as me!
20:04So please, go!
20:06I'll be okay here on my own!
20:15Follow me!
20:19What's your...
20:20That's what happened to!
20:21makeup haaaadaada!
20:28Big brother?
20:29Phuc-
20:30Don't sleep?
20:41Aukari...
20:46Aukari...
20:49Aukari!
20:52Uh-huh. See you, Minachan-sensei.
20:58Uh-oh, he's dead
21:02Castlebot is dead
21:05Shut up, I'm not dead yet, you asshole
21:10Minachan-sensei woke you up, so show her some gratitude
21:13This was a relatively recent ghost account
21:16So I assumed Kukuru could take care of it easily
21:19But this poor guy had to exorcise his own sister?
21:22Yikes, talk about tragic
21:23Man, you let me down
21:26Anyway, did you mean what you said?
21:29This guy really had an awakening?
21:32Yeah, a fiery flame baiter
21:34Ugh, all about the offense, huh? Figures
21:38Not an unusual cyberkinesis, though
21:40No, but his cyberkinetic flame
21:44Was blue
21:47Wait, but a blue flame would mean
21:49Sensei, what are we gonna do with him now?
21:52Huh? We'll take him with us, of course
21:55Back to Medan Academy
21:58Whether he learns there
22:00Or maybe dies there
22:01That'll be up to him
22:07Okay, let's go out to him now
22:26Oh, okay, I'll be here
22:29Nice to meet you.
22:30Maybe your face and face maybe?
22:33Or maybe your face?
22:35We can't say anything!
22:38The high-pitchedๅฐ้ข andัะตัary
22:41The high-pitchedๅฐ in a very different way.
22:45No, I think that the front-pitched are now.
22:45Truly, you can't lean in the way!
22:47Let's say a one-pitchedๅฐ, right?
22:51I like this one.
22:54I like this one.
22:56little, little, little.
22:58Just let us know.
23:00So you can't feel it.
23:01Please, let us know.
23:03Be so cute, let us know.
23:06Excuse me.
23:08I tried it too too.
23:10I was so confused.
23:11I was an untry-pice-try.
23:12I am so confused.
23:13We will sit here soon.
23:18Let us know.
23:18I won't give you all your money.
23:21Man, you say?
23:24Nante?
23:27Nante?
23:28Ah ha
23:28Nante?
23:29Ah ha
23:32Nante?
23:33Nante?
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