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00:00:04Be a checker for the next day.
00:00:13Visiting the bus route has been very long.
00:00:17The bus route is to get to the bus route.
00:00:17B-10, B-10.
00:00:19B-10, B-10.
00:00:29Look at the passengers!
00:00:31The passengers are taking off the plane.
00:00:33Please go to the facade.
00:00:34Otherwise the plane will go without you.
00:01:11What are you going to do?
00:01:13Are you ready?
00:01:14Yes.
00:01:15Yes.
00:01:16Yes.
00:01:17Yes.
00:01:20Yes.
00:01:23Yes.
00:01:23It's a comedy piece of the piece of a princess.
00:01:26How about you decide?
00:01:27Maestro is very much much.
00:01:28He's also very excited and he's been in the press conference.
00:01:30They have only been paying the responsibility and the main role will play his partisans.
00:01:33A real actor is right?
00:01:34All roles will play his living roles.
00:01:37I could not bite him.
00:01:38And I don't care about that.
00:01:39What's your interest in Russia?
00:01:40You are in the best theater in the world.
00:01:41You don't have to be here 15 years.
00:01:44I don't have to be here.
00:01:45And I came here for a love.
00:01:49wicked question, I want to ask you about one question.
00:01:52For love!
00:01:54For love!
00:02:28For love!
00:02:31Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:35Come on!
00:02:36Come on!
00:02:41После 15-летнего отсутствия
00:02:44в Россию вернулся всемирно известный режиссер,
00:02:47обладатель большинства театральных премий мира
00:02:49Станислав Краскович.
00:02:50Его возвращение на родину связано
00:02:53с постановкой новой пьесы
00:02:54в три служанки одного господина.
00:02:56Он здесь! Он уже здесь!
00:02:58А, это ты, извини!
00:03:01Извини!
00:03:03Вот это да!
00:03:04Говорят, что пусть встают в три служанки одного господина
00:03:07в стандальной пьесе, как бы на это решились?
00:03:09Мастер очень сильно устал.
00:03:11Говорят, постановку оплачивает неизвестный спонсор
00:03:13и главную роль будет играть в протеже.
00:03:14Это правда?
00:03:16Все роли будут играть настоящие актрисы.
00:03:18Я никаких протежей не потерплюсь!
00:03:22Он что, правда не будет брать ничьих протеже?
00:03:25Ну, я не знаю.
00:03:27Он и вправду всемирно известный режиссер.
00:03:29Так ведь здесь ты все решаешь?
00:03:31Ну, я и вправду здесь все решаю.
00:03:34И сможешь сказать ему, что я должна играть главную роль?
00:03:40Да?
00:03:42Ну, могу сказать.
00:03:45Фу!
00:03:46Ну, решаешь не ты.
00:03:48А кто тогда?
00:03:49Ну, Катенька...
00:03:50Ну, это очень сложный вопрос.
00:03:53Кто?
00:03:54Он сам.
00:03:56И все?
00:03:58Ну, может, его импрессарию, еще спонсор.
00:04:02И все.
00:04:06Катенька...
00:04:08Катенька, подожди, куда же ты?
00:04:10Ради чего все это было?
00:04:12Как ради чего?
00:04:14Ради искусства.
00:04:16Милый.
00:04:18ВЫСТРЕЛ
00:04:20Пупсик?
00:04:23Я не Пупсик.
00:04:30Я не Пупсик.
00:04:33Пупсик.
00:04:34Пупсик, я волнуюсь.
00:04:37Ну, а вдруг он меня не возьмет на главную роль, а?
00:04:41Солнышко, ты меня поражаешь. Куда он денется?
00:04:45Я спонсирую его спектакль.
00:04:48Ремонтирую театр.
00:04:50Он даже поселил его в нашей соседней квартире.
00:04:54Да я для него как Савва Морозов.
00:04:58Все будет хорошо.
00:05:00Поверь мне.
00:05:02Подожди, ты хочешь сказать, что он будет жить с нами на одной площадке?
00:05:05Да.
00:05:06У нас будет.
00:05:07Много возможностей убедите его.
00:05:12Ясно.
00:05:17Только я тебя очень прошу.
00:05:19Без всяких выкрутасов.
00:05:24Пупсик.
00:05:26Меня бесит этот твой взгляд.
00:05:29Милый, ну зачем так волноваться?
00:05:30Ты же знаешь, я люблю только тебя.
00:05:32Ты же знаешь.
00:05:34Я пойду.
00:05:56Милый.
00:05:57What kind of love is that?
00:06:01There is everything that may be very interesting.
00:06:06He is still not married.
00:06:08How are you?
00:06:09Your old friend, Stanislav Kraskovich.
00:06:13You were together with him?
00:06:14Yes, but I don't remember him.
00:06:17What did he do?
00:06:18He was quiet and quiet.
00:06:21He didn't participate in our student life.
00:06:24He was much older.
00:06:26He was his second high school.
00:06:28Yes, Ma.
00:06:30He would have given him attention.
00:06:32You would have given him attention.
00:06:34You are not sure, Dina.
00:06:48Can you go in and talk with her?
00:06:50No, no.
00:06:51How much will she be here?
00:06:52No, he will not appear.
00:06:55Well, in principle, you will have to go.
00:06:56Yeah?
00:06:57Yes.
00:06:59You will have to die in your love's dreams?
00:07:02No, I will stay.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:06Let's go.
00:07:07Let's go.
00:07:09Let's go.
00:07:11Bye.
00:07:12Let's go.
00:07:24I don't know.
00:07:43Oh shit, quickly, quickly, she'll see us.
00:07:47You're not seeing a person who dies?
00:07:50It's a spectacle on the ground.
00:07:51It's funny, we're like little kids.
00:07:54We're going to come here, don't say anything.
00:07:56You're going to close the door.
00:08:07It showed me that someone's watching.
00:08:13...poccurlilice?
00:08:15Наверное.
00:08:21I just wanted to see you.
00:08:23I just wanted to see you.
00:08:24I'm sorry.
00:08:26How much you are, not a man?
00:08:29You're a skilled artist of the Republic.
00:08:31Colleague, we're losing him.
00:08:34Colleague?
00:08:36Stop.
00:08:39I'm already there.
00:08:42They're dramatic.
00:08:44As you can confirm, the party will be set in four weeks.
00:08:49And you can't get money, I won't let you go.
00:08:52Open.
00:09:07Blin, а как их отличить-то?
00:09:11Короче, разберись, какой из них какой, поставь метки и поднимешь их ко мне домой.
00:09:17А завтра повезем заказчику.
00:09:20Хорошо.
00:09:27Значит так, добавьте немножко сексуальности.
00:09:37Ваш ужин будет готов к 12.00.
00:09:40Прикажете что-нибудь еще?
00:09:43Спасибо.
00:09:45Вы свободны.
00:09:46До свидания.
00:09:48Следующее.
00:09:54Ваш ужин будет готов к 12.00.
00:09:58Прикажете что-нибудь еще?
00:10:02У вас потрясающая походка.
00:10:04Я думаю, у вас все получится.
00:10:08Простите.
00:10:17Здрасте.
00:10:19Привет, Александра.
00:10:22Обрати на нее внимание, она очень-очень талантливая девушка.
00:10:25Да? И в каком месте ты у нее обнаружил талант?
00:10:28Да при чем тут это?
00:10:29Слушай, слушай, как тебе?
00:10:30В Алеханду.
00:10:31Не лезь не в свое дело.
00:10:32Не лезь в режиссуру.
00:10:35Спасибо.
00:10:37Вы свободны.
00:10:39В смысле?
00:10:40Вы меня даже не прослушали.
00:10:41А все что надо я уже увидел, девушка.
00:10:45Мне нужны актрисы с большой буквы, а не крашеные куклы.
00:10:49А я и есть актриса.
00:10:53Актерствовать, мадмуазель, это умение перевоплощаться.
00:10:57А у вас этого дара нет.
00:10:59Ах, нет?
00:11:01Это мы еще посмотрим.
00:11:05Жанночка, Жанночка, подожди.
00:11:07Ты, Катенька, подожди.
00:11:09Пошел ты.
00:11:10Ты мне обещал.
00:11:13Но вы же видите, он никого не хочет слушать.
00:11:16Мне плевать.
00:11:17Я не собираюсь оплачивать твой вертеп, если в нем не будет играть моя жена.
00:11:21Ты меня понял?
00:11:22Борис Николаевич, я не могу на него давить.
00:11:25Он же звезда с мировыми миними.
00:11:28С ним невозможно разговаривать, как с нашими режиссерами.
00:11:31Может, ей все-таки прийти на кастинг, и он оценит ее.
00:11:37И ты поверить ее талант?
00:11:39Моя жена не нуждается ни в чьей оценке.
00:11:45Знаю я ваши кастинги, чем все это заканчивается.
00:11:50Она будет играть в спектакли.
00:11:52Или я буду не я.
00:11:59Где ваш режиссер?
00:12:03На сцене.
00:12:13Где у вас эта сцена?
00:12:25Слушай, ты перестанешь мне наконец этих вертихвосток поставлять?
00:12:28Хватит уже!
00:12:30Стас, ты мог бы немного помягче.
00:12:31От этого мне было бы намного приятнее.
00:12:33Прекрати путать личную жизнь с изгустами.
00:12:35Я не знаю, что с тобой Зилой едет за душу.
00:12:38Понимаешь?
00:12:38Пожалейте его?
00:12:39Ведь у него нет вашего таланта.
00:12:44Вы, да?
00:12:45Да, я.
00:12:47Вы, наверное, пришли на кастинг, на кастинг пришли.
00:12:51Ну, можно и так сказать.
00:12:53Александр мне все рассказал.
00:12:56Все, да?
00:12:57Ну, конечно, все.
00:12:58Ты же не можешь течением 15 лет никак разродиться.
00:13:01А, я вспомнил, у меня там дела.
00:13:03Ребята, значит, будем делать таким образом.
00:13:06Вы знаете, я не знаю, что этот дурачок сказал.
00:13:09Когда-то мы были на «ты».
00:13:12Да.
00:13:14Но это было очень давно.
00:13:17Но твои чувства от этого не угасли?
00:13:19Обязательно.
00:13:21Нет.
00:13:23Наоборот, даже...
00:13:25Еще больше разгорелись.
00:13:31Жаль.
00:13:32Что жаль?
00:13:34Жаль, что ты не сказал это тогда.
00:13:36А сейчас, увы, я не свободна.
00:13:39Сейчас я подойду.
00:13:41Ну, мы же можем общаться.
00:13:43Конечно, можем.
00:13:44Хотя бы о спектакле.
00:13:45Может быть, я подойду на какой-то из ролей?
00:13:48Конечно, подойдешь.
00:13:49Я только о тебе и думал, когда соглашался на эту постановку.
00:13:53Ну, хорошо.
00:13:54Дашь почитать пьесу?
00:13:55А, кстати, вы можете вдвоем разбирать всю пьесу.
00:13:58Так будет намного быстрее и легче.
00:14:00Ты что, подслужил, что ли?
00:14:02Нет.
00:14:02Но я пытаюсь тебе хоть немного помочь.
00:14:05Ну, хорошо.
00:14:06Где и когда?
00:14:07У него дома.
00:14:09Так будет намного правильнее, я думаю.
00:14:11Ну, это, я думаю, вряд ли.
00:14:13Пришите мне текст на мейл.
00:14:15Я все прочитаю и поговорим.
00:14:17До встречи.
00:14:18До свидания.
00:14:20До свидания.
00:14:23Ты все испортил, придурок, понимаешь?
00:14:26Ты все испортил.
00:14:27Слушай, ты мне дашь уберечь свою смертью или нет?
00:14:29Стас, ты сошел с ума.
00:14:31Я пытаюсь себе помочь.
00:14:32Ромео.
00:14:32Можно все прекратиться или нет?
00:14:34Убирайся.
00:14:35Я сказал, нельзя тебя нервничать, Стас.
00:14:39Коллега.
00:14:41Подскажите, где ваш режиссер?
00:14:43Вот.
00:14:44Все деньги, они сумасшедшие.
00:14:46Может, и мне сойти с ума?
00:14:52Добрый день.
00:14:53Меня зовут Борис.
00:14:55Станислав.
00:15:03У меня к вам небольшой разговор.
00:15:09Слушай.
00:15:11Дело в том, что моя жена талантливая актриса.
00:15:16Что вы говорите?
00:15:17Я очень рад за вас.
00:15:20Обязательно, обязательно пусть приходит на кастинг.
00:15:24Кастинг? Нет.
00:15:25Зачем кастинг?
00:15:26Вы меня не дослушали.
00:15:29Я спонсор этого театра.
00:15:31Я спонсирую вашу пьесу.
00:15:33Даже поселил вас в квартире.
00:15:34Рядом со своей.
00:15:36Кстати, как вам квартира понравилась?
00:15:38Ну, нормальная квартира.
00:15:39Не понимаю, к чему все это.
00:15:41К тому, что моя жена должна играть главную роль в вашем спектакле.
00:15:48Нет, просто я не понимаю.
00:15:50Причем тут квартира?
00:15:51Причем тут спектакль?
00:15:52Что тут непонятного?
00:15:55Я все здесь оплачиваю.
00:15:57И я хочу, чтобы моя жена играла главную роль.
00:16:00В этом что-то есть непонятное?
00:16:03Тут все непонятно!
00:16:04Все!
00:16:04И вообще, говорите об этом с директором!
00:16:12Господин Крискевич!
00:16:14Господин Крискевич!
00:16:15Я вас очень прошу, будьте с ним повежливее.
00:16:20С кем?
00:16:21С Борисом Николаевичем.
00:16:22А!
00:16:23Это тот, который все у вас тут оплачивает?
00:16:25Ну, можно и так сказать.
00:16:27Оставьте себе это удовольствие!
00:16:28Поймите же, театр не может жить без спонсоров.
00:16:32Он очень важный для нас человек.
00:16:33И еще он очень страшный человек.
00:16:36Ведь это сам оружейный барон.
00:16:43ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:17:03Здравствуйте, молодой человек!
00:17:04Добрый день!
00:17:05Мне нужен самый сексуальный наряд.
00:17:07Нет проблем.
00:17:08Баби, бейби, heat me up.
00:17:11Because I'm cooking for you.
00:17:15Oh, baby, baby, heat me up.
00:17:19I wanna make some lust too.
00:17:23You're burning me up.
00:17:25You're frying me up.
00:17:27You're crisping me up.
00:17:29You're picking me up.
00:17:31Baby, baby, heat me up.
00:17:34Because I'm cooking for you.
00:17:40I've got a lot of good love, man, baby
00:17:43And there's room for me in your oven
00:17:46Baby, heat me up
00:17:49I've got the hots for you
00:17:53Baby, baby, oil me up
00:17:57Because I'm looking at you
00:18:06Hey, are you going to eat?
00:18:09No, thank you, I've already eaten
00:18:16Hello
00:18:47I also don't like that anymore
00:18:49Well, then let's go with her
00:18:52I don't want
00:18:53She will take everything, what I have
00:18:55It's like it's written in the agreement
00:18:59You'll find her on the same page
00:19:00If she will stay with you
00:19:01I don't want
00:19:03She will not change
00:19:04Mie, all women are changing
00:19:07Remember, I gave you a detective
00:19:10Yeah, well, you'll be with him
00:19:12He'll do everything
00:19:14Okay
00:19:15I don't want
00:19:25You're a liar
00:19:26You're a liar
00:19:27You promised me
00:19:28And you're a liar
00:19:29You're a liar
00:19:30You're a liar
00:19:35You're a liar
00:19:36You're a liar
00:19:37You're a liar
00:19:37You're a liar
00:19:38Kriстиночка
00:19:38Ну, я не хотел
00:19:40Не хотел тебя обманывать
00:19:44Ну, еще ничего не потеряно
00:19:46Что?
00:19:48Ты говоришь, ничего не потеряно?
00:19:50Ну, неужели ты не понимаешь?
00:19:52Это моя роль, понимаешь?
00:19:54Моя, твоя
00:19:54Ты не представляешь, как я?
00:19:55Конечно
00:19:56Ты готовилась, а мне ее не дают
00:19:58А ты?
00:19:59А ты даже не отпускаешь меня на кастинг
00:20:03Oh, my God!
00:20:05I could even get out of here!
00:20:07I didn't understand!
00:20:10Stop!
00:20:12I will do it!
00:20:14You're dead, that's all!
00:20:15I'm dead now!
00:20:15Just please, you're dead!
00:20:17You're dead, you're dead, that's all!
00:20:20You're dead here!
00:20:21You're dead, I'm dead!
00:20:23Here's, Tom, you can't touch her!
00:20:26The dick is dead!
00:20:27Here's where you are!
00:20:28No need to be a Bone!
00:20:29I'm dead!
00:20:30I'm dead!
00:20:30You got a job!
00:20:31You got it?
00:20:32Yes, you got it!
00:20:35No, you got it!
00:20:36Oh, so I got it!
00:20:43What the hell?
00:20:44Bori, Bori, Bori, Bori!
00:20:48Come on!
00:20:49Come on!
00:20:50Come on!
00:20:51Come on!
00:20:51Come on!
00:20:51I'm going to leave you alone!
00:20:53Hello?
00:20:55I'm not too late, Stas.
00:20:56I'm not too late?
00:20:58Not, not, Maria.
00:20:59You know, I'm about to figure out the same piece.
00:21:06How do you look at the movie tomorrow, if I come to you tomorrow?
00:21:11You?
00:21:12I will wait for you.
00:21:15I will wait for you.
00:21:16Then you will be ready to come to 12.
00:21:20And you know, I wanted to tell you,
00:21:24it's very nice when you love someone.
00:21:27Spокойной ночи.
00:21:28Спокойной ночи.
00:21:38А и что?
00:21:41Улечка!
00:21:47Пуптик, Пуптик, я не могу без тебя жить.
00:21:50И я без тебя. Звёздочка ты моя.
00:21:53Я без тебя не могу.
00:21:54I love you.
00:21:55I will move to you.
00:21:55I don't want to get out of here.
00:22:04Go on!
00:22:06Go on!
00:22:08Go!
00:22:09Go on!
00:22:11Go on!
00:22:12Go on!
00:22:16Go on!
00:22:17Go on!
00:22:18What a fives!
00:22:19And what?
00:22:19It's so...
00:22:20It's so...
00:22:46Zayka, you've got to go.
00:22:47Well, think about it.
00:22:48First of all, 200 000.
00:22:51That's my salary for half a year.
00:22:54Well, you know what?
00:22:56I forgot to get some.
00:22:57We have a class with a new class.
00:22:59We have a new class.
00:23:01We have a new class.
00:23:02We have a new class.
00:23:03And we have to buy a new class.
00:23:05And we have to buy a new class.
00:23:07I don't want to buy a new class.
00:23:07We have to buy a new class.
00:23:13We have to buy a new class.
00:23:16́мите, у меня нет времени.
00:23:17Swatimes, пожалуйста, сосисочки с макаронами.
00:23:20Молодой человек.
00:23:21Сейчас секундочку.
00:23:21Целую тебя. Я твой ёжик.
00:23:23Молодый человек мне некогда.
00:23:26Дай вас слушаю.
00:23:28Простите. Мне очень нужна ваша помощь.
00:23:30Я должна прибраться в 402 квартире.
00:23:33Я горничная.
00:23:34Разрешите пройти.
00:23:35Сейчас я позвоню.
00:23:36Нет, нет, нет, нет, нет, звонить не надо.
00:23:39Мне нужно, чтобы это был сюрприз.
00:23:42Как?
00:23:42I think we can agree with you.
00:23:46What?
00:23:48I mean, we can agree with you.
00:23:58We can agree with you.
00:24:01You know, I'm in this case even a little bit.
00:24:05Good luck.
00:24:19Good luck.
00:24:20Baby, baby, heat me up.
00:24:23Because I'm cooking for you.
00:24:27Baby, baby, heat me up.
00:24:31I wanna make some large stew.
00:24:35You're burning me up.
00:24:37You're frying me.
00:24:49Come here.
00:24:50I'm sorry.
00:24:53Go away.
00:24:54Let's go, dog.
00:24:54How can we go?
00:24:55Let's go.
00:24:57Let's go.
00:24:58Let's take care of yourself.
00:25:01Can you have a good job?
00:25:03I won't give you an energy.
00:25:03Go away!
00:25:05You are burning me up.
00:25:08I'll give you an energy.
00:25:08You are burning me up.
00:25:08I love you, my love.
00:25:10Borea!
00:25:12Borea!
00:25:13Well, you're going to get me home!
00:25:19I'm going to count the hours!
00:25:20I'm going to count the hours!
00:25:25Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:25:28Borea!
00:25:32Well, how?
00:25:37So fast?
00:25:46Now!
00:25:48I'm going!
00:25:49Interesting,
00:25:50this is how much time do we have to do these services?
00:25:54From today's day.
00:25:57Hello!
00:26:02This is the house.
00:26:04The competition, so?
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:07We'll see who will be the first one.
00:26:21Borea!
00:26:22You're who?
00:26:23I'm going.
00:26:25I'm going.
00:26:26I ordered you to get out of your house.
00:26:28I don't need to get out of the house.
00:26:29It's clean.
00:26:30It doesn't have any sense.
00:26:33I should do it every day.
00:26:34If I do not do it, I will get out of the house.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38I want to get out of the house.
00:26:39So, you can call us.
00:26:41Who will call us?
00:26:42Well, you can call us the manager.
00:26:45You can call us the manager.
00:26:46But I don't recall his number of phone.
00:26:49And he is in the hospital.
00:26:50And he lives in the hospital for a surgery.
00:26:56What?
00:26:57How the manager?
00:26:58How the hospital?
00:26:59I'm waiting for a person.
00:27:00I don't need any people.
00:27:02I will not leave here, until I will not be able to do my work.
00:27:08What's up?
00:27:27What, are you, from the sum of money?
00:27:29What, what, of 2002 this money?
00:27:31It's expensive.
00:27:33It's expensive, that it's a little bit of a break.
00:27:34You're going to go with me?
00:27:36I'm sorry.
00:27:37Hello.
00:27:39Hello.
00:27:41Can you do it so that in my house didn't have hot water?
00:27:46Well, of course.
00:27:48You can do it so that in my house didn't have hot water,
00:27:53but in 402 it was.
00:27:56Yes.
00:27:58Yes?
00:27:59It's a modern infrastructure.
00:28:01There's one stoic,
00:28:03and the other stoic.
00:28:05It works.
00:28:07How could we do it?
00:28:13Well...
00:28:14Well...
00:28:15So...
00:28:18And...
00:28:19So...
00:28:20Well...
00:28:20Yes.
00:28:29Yes, well...
00:28:35Yes.
00:28:37Yes.
00:28:37Yes, well...
00:28:37Yes, well, you did it.
00:28:40Yes.
00:28:41Well...
00:28:43I hope you're on it.
00:28:43I hope I'll be there.
00:28:49Blin, for a minute!
00:29:07How much do you need to take care of yourself?
00:29:11Two hours.
00:29:13Не меньше!
00:29:15Два часа?
00:29:16У вас десять минут!
00:29:18Через десять минут ко мне придёт человек!
00:29:20Женщина!
00:29:21Вас здесь не должно быть, понимаете?
00:29:24Но это моя работа.
00:29:26Я бы даже сказала призвание.
00:29:28Не мешайтесь!
00:29:33Десять минут!
00:29:35Хам!
00:29:48ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:29:51ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:00ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:01ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:13ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:14ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:22ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:26ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:29ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:30О, Боже!
00:30:32Уходите!
00:30:33Уходите отсюда!
00:30:35Уходите!
00:30:35Я...
00:30:36Убирайтесь отсюда!
00:30:37ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:39Я потом вас выпущу.
00:30:40Уходите!
00:30:40Уходите!
00:30:44ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:46Вы сумасшедший!
00:30:50ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:53Иду, иду, иду, иду!
00:30:55Добрый день!
00:30:56ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:30:56Здрасте!
00:30:57Я ваша соседка, и мне...
00:30:58Очень приятно.
00:30:59Очень нужна ваша помощь.
00:31:01Чем могу помочь?
00:31:02Понимаете, я актриса.
00:31:03Что вы говорите?
00:31:04Ну, я как разобралась в театр, решила принять душ, и вдруг выключилась горячая вода.
00:31:09Угу.
00:31:10Вот. А я знаю, что у вас есть горячая вода, я не могу пойти в театр, не помывшись.
00:31:15Поэтому, если бы вы меня опустили бы в свой душ, я могла бы быстренько помыть свое хрупкое тело.
00:31:22ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:24Вас в свой душ?
00:31:26Угу.
00:31:26ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:28Это невозможно, понимаете?
00:31:29Ко мне придет человек, женщина придет.
00:31:31Я вас прошу, я вас прошу, уходите к какому-нибудь другому соседу.
00:31:35ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:35Ну, вы же мужчина, у вас такие сильные руки.
00:31:38Может быть, вы попробуйте покрутить мой пентель?
00:31:41М?
00:31:43ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:44ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:48ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:31:55ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:32:01ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:32:02ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:32:04ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
00:32:07Okay, good, good!
00:32:09Go ahead!
00:32:09Go ahead!
00:32:10Stop!
00:32:15Stop!
00:32:18What the hell!
00:32:20What did you remember?
00:32:21That's what I did, Boris Николаевич!
00:32:23You put it in the top!
00:32:26Let's go!
00:32:28What the hell!
00:32:30What the hell is this?
00:32:30What the hell is this?
00:32:34Let's go!
00:32:36Let's go!
00:32:36Let's go!
00:32:38Look!
00:32:39Look!
00:32:40Look!
00:32:41You know, after the night, you'll be cold, you'll be cold, you'll be cold.
00:32:46Yes?
00:32:48Yes?
00:32:48Yes?
00:32:49Yes?
00:32:50Yes?
00:32:52Yes?
00:32:52Yes?
00:32:54Yes?
00:32:58Yes?
00:32:58Look!
00:33:01That's OK!
00:33:02Yes, you're trapped in the range of oldAA day.
00:33:03That's OK!
00:33:03Yes?
00:33:03Nine?
00:33:04Is it all going to say that for me just likes him?
00:33:07you have a friend's sister?
00:33:08What are you going to say to me?
00:33:13A friend who's doing?
00:33:16Is it all to stop?
00:33:19Hi!
00:33:21Mahtar two was sent in a cage so I can't recall.
00:33:47Let's go!
00:33:49No! No!
00:33:52No! No!
00:33:53Now, now, let's go!
00:33:53And now, let's go!
00:33:57Hello!
00:33:58I'm in 402-th room.
00:33:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:01Why?
00:34:02We're in 12 hours.
00:34:05Well...
00:34:05Well...
00:34:06Well, there are two girls here.
00:34:10One of them came to get out of the room,
00:34:13and the other...
00:34:17...it's...
00:34:17...so they told me that they would not bother me.
00:34:27Well...
00:34:28I can give you money.
00:34:32I'll let you go.
00:34:34Why not?
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:40Let's go.
00:34:41Let's go.
00:34:43Let's go.
00:34:44Jure!
00:34:45Ah, Moria!
00:34:46Попались, голубки!
00:34:47Что случилось?
00:34:47А я чувствовал!
00:34:48Боря!
00:34:50Боречка, ты все неправильно подумал!
00:34:52Боря!
00:34:52Я все подумал правильно!
00:34:54А ну открывай!
00:34:55Боря!
00:34:55Эй, ты, Сморчок Кузырявый!
00:34:57Кто мы больше?
00:34:58Отпусти мою жену!
00:35:00Говорят, выпусти!
00:35:01Убью я, сказал!
00:35:02Куда плебра!
00:35:03Боря, что ты?
00:35:05Недушник!
00:35:06Держи дверью!
00:35:07Боря, Боря, Боря, Класс!
00:35:09Боря, Боря, Класс!
00:35:09Боря, Боря, Класс!
00:35:17You found me!
00:35:19You found me!
00:35:21I'm Rhomeo Pucyuglopes!
00:35:22A!
00:35:23Have you noticed this?
00:35:27It's true!
00:35:27It's a new form of a real estate?
00:35:29What is this?
00:35:32We asked a couple of those days.
00:35:34But I invited some some girls to come,
00:35:37or a barber, or a barber, or a barber.
00:35:39They wanted to not let anyone go.
00:35:40That's what, a new form of providence?
00:35:43Or did you see me third in this campaign?
00:35:46BORYA!
00:35:47BORYA!
00:35:47Hello!
00:35:49BORYA!
00:35:49BORYA!
00:35:50BORYA!
00:35:51BORYA!
00:35:51BORYA!
00:35:52I don't understand what you're talking about.
00:35:55But suddenly, the служа is going to go to my house.
00:35:58BORYA!
00:35:59BORYA!
00:35:59BORYA!
00:36:00BORYA!
00:36:02BORYA!
00:36:05BORYA!
00:36:05BORYA!
00:36:07BORYA!
00:36:07BORYA!
00:36:08BORYA!
00:36:10BORYA!
00:36:12BORYA!
00:36:13BORYA!
00:36:13BORYA!
00:36:14BORYA!
00:36:15BORYA!
00:36:15BORYA!
00:36:16BORYA!
00:36:16BORYA!
00:36:16BORYA!
00:36:18BORYA!
00:36:18BORYA!
00:36:19BORYA!
00:36:20BORYA!
00:36:20BORYA!
00:36:21BORYA!
00:36:21BORYA!
00:36:22BORYA!
00:36:23BORYA!
00:36:23BORYA!
00:36:25BORYA!
00:36:26BORYA!
00:36:26You are so bad!
00:36:28You are so bad!
00:36:30You are so bad!
00:36:30She was so bad!
00:36:31She asked me to go,
00:36:31I found her to be in the way!
00:36:33But, suddenly, her husband came to come and told her
00:36:35she didn't want to kill her!
00:36:37She wanted to kill her!
00:36:38And she called me!
00:36:40You are so bad!
00:36:41You are so bad!
00:36:42She is too bad!
00:36:49I am...
00:36:51I am...
00:36:52I am...
00:36:52I am...
00:36:52I am...
00:36:54I will die in the room!
00:37:04I call you!
00:37:13I am coming!
00:37:16I am coming!
00:37:19I am coming!
00:37:23Because you're in the room,
00:37:28Maria, listen to me. I'm waiting for you. Who are these women? I don't know. It's a lot of
00:37:35sense. But it seems to me. My husband of this woman is already
00:37:39prepared. We will stay together and we will be able to repeat our
00:37:44story. I'm sorry, Maria, come back. I don't know, I believe you are
00:37:48or not. I'm too often confused. Maria, Maria, come back and you don't
00:37:54get upset. Okay, we can try again. But I don't know
00:38:01to go to you. The concierge said, you told me not to let go. What
00:38:06is this? How are you going to do it now? I'm going to
00:38:09get it now! I'm sorry, my pistol won't kill you, otherwise I would kill you.
00:38:18I'm sorry, man. Uh-huh, Zyia, he, he, he, he, he.
00:38:28Well, Ben, she, hey, did you, okay?
00:38:29I don't know, I didn't know.
00:38:30It's not like that.
00:38:32It's not like that.
00:38:34It's like it happened to go out a cold water.
00:38:35I asked him to come and have to look and come and we
00:38:38just tried to do it.
00:38:41People are trying to do it.
00:38:42Listen to these words!
00:38:44You repeat them,
00:38:46to make me angry,
00:38:48and to make me again.
00:38:49This is visual.
00:38:54Yes?
00:38:55They will now come.
00:38:57Please!
00:38:594402.
00:39:01Please!
00:39:02What are you doing?
00:39:06What are you doing?
00:39:08You're doing it!
00:39:11You're doing it!
00:39:12You're doing it!
00:39:14You're doing it!
00:39:16If it makes you easier,
00:39:18then you'll get me to hear you.
00:39:19I'll tell you.
00:39:21You're doing nothing.
00:39:22You're doing nothing.
00:39:23You're doing it.
00:39:25You're doing it.
00:39:26You're doing it!
00:39:29What you've done!
00:39:30What you've done,
00:39:37what you've done,
00:39:38Get out of here! They will come to me, you understand?
00:39:41Get out of here!
00:39:42Are you going to take me out of this way?
00:39:45Are you going to take me out of my reward?
00:39:47How are you going to take me out of my reward?
00:39:50Are they so well visible?
00:39:54No, let's go out of my reward as a actress and a actress.
00:40:02Or how do you call it?
00:40:03It is called a mining impure.
00:40:11Listen, you will be going to get me out of here?
00:40:16Maestro, what do you want me to know?
00:40:19Yes, you will see me yesterday.
00:40:22Wait, where are you?
00:40:24Where did you find my adress?
00:40:26This is very difficult.
00:40:28Alessandra, in addition to many of those, sees my talent.
00:40:30And he said to me, he said to me, I will give you the truth to him!
00:40:40Maria!
00:40:43It's not what you thought!
00:40:44Maria, wait!
00:40:45Maria!
00:40:46I'm sorry, don't go away!
00:40:48I'm sorry, don't go away!
00:40:49I'm sorry, don't go away!
00:40:50I'm sorry, Maria!
00:41:02You idiot!
00:41:03You idiot!
00:41:03You idiot!
00:41:04Why did he call me?
00:41:06How could she?
00:41:09Do something else!
00:41:11Do something else!
00:41:11Don't give me a husband!
00:41:12Don't let me!
00:41:14What?!
00:41:18You press the button at least.
00:41:20I have my hands.
00:41:22Would you like to be a man?
00:41:25How could you press something?
00:41:27You can watch, or you can buy money.
00:41:32That's right...
00:41:32...to look when a man was at the age of five years after his marriage
00:41:36to a loveée?
00:41:38So it's all you, ladies!
00:41:40What?
00:41:48Hello.
00:41:49This Concierge?
00:41:50Yes.
00:41:51We have to get up the lift!
00:41:52What?
00:41:54Which lift is leading up to the front?
00:41:57You're from the house 402?
00:41:59Yes!
00:42:01All of them are from the house 402.
00:42:04Yes, I'll pay for it.
00:42:06I'll pay for it.
00:42:08I'll try.
00:42:17Oh, no.
00:42:24I'll pay for it.
00:42:25It's the address of the building, 14402.
00:42:29And it's the date.
00:42:30It's the date.
00:42:30It's the date.
00:42:31It's the date.
00:42:31It's the date.
00:42:32I'll pay for it.
00:42:33I'll pay for it.
00:42:33No, don't do that.
00:42:40Don't do that.
00:42:41No, don't do that.
00:42:43Get out of here, you hear, concierge.
00:42:45I called a lift.
00:42:47Yes, I'll pay for it.
00:42:49I'll pay for it in two hours.
00:42:50You didn't understand me!
00:42:51If you don't let me out of here,
00:42:53I'll kill you!
00:42:54They're not in the taxi.
00:42:57You're giving him money.
00:42:58How much money?
00:43:00In this house 5 квартир.
00:43:02If he doesn't let me out of here,
00:43:03I'll let him out of here.
00:43:04I'll pay for it.
00:43:06What?
00:43:10What?
00:43:10What?
00:43:11What?
00:43:11erst.
00:43:13G villa hut.
00:43:16This guy!
00:43:17Oh, my god!
00:43:17No!
00:43:18No, come on, come on.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:21Oh, my God!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:23No, no, no, no.
00:43:24That was the job.
00:43:24Yes!
00:43:25That's it.
00:43:26You've changed my life.
00:43:27You've all died!
00:43:31Yes!
00:43:31No, you've all died.
00:43:32You've all died!
00:43:32That's what I had to know.
00:43:33You're back.
00:43:34You're back.
00:43:35No, you're back there.
00:43:35Don't you go there.
00:43:37You'll go there.
00:43:38No, no.
00:43:39There's no one!
00:43:40So, I'll help you.
00:43:42I'll help you.
00:43:42I'll help you.
00:43:43You don't know where these drugs can be?
00:43:46I don't know.
00:43:48And where these drugs are.
00:43:50Don't worry, we'll help you.
00:43:53I don't know where it is.
00:44:10The End
00:44:10The End
00:44:18Do something!
00:44:20I'll do something!
00:44:21I'll do something!
00:44:22I'll do something!
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:24I can't do it myself.
00:44:26I can try it.
00:44:28Well, try it, dear!
00:44:30Yeah, but...
00:44:32You know, you're going to get me out of here.
00:44:36Yeah, you're not going to get me out of here!
00:44:37Do you forget about the money?
00:44:38No, no, of course not!
00:44:41Let's go!
00:44:42Let's go!
00:44:43Okay, let's go!
00:44:51Let's go!
00:44:57Yeah, please!
00:45:06Let's go!
00:45:07Let's go!
00:45:08Let's go!
00:45:13Let's go!
00:45:14Let's go!
00:45:22Let's go!
00:45:25You, I'll leave you not!
00:45:27I'll leave you!
00:45:28Maria, don't go away, Maria!
00:45:32What?
00:45:41Hey, be careful!
00:45:46Come on!
00:45:48What?
00:45:48Come on!
00:45:52Wait, wait!
00:45:54You come back!
00:45:55Come on!
00:45:56Come on!
00:45:56Come on!
00:45:56Come on!
00:45:57Hey!
00:45:57Come on!
00:45:59This will cost you money!
00:46:01I will pay you!
00:46:03Only today!
00:46:04Okay!
00:46:05I will sign you!
00:46:09So...
00:46:111000...
00:46:14So...
00:46:15Where are our drugs?
00:46:1513...
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00:46:282...
00:46:29Теперь не сделайте отключения.
00:46:321...
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00:46:454...
00:46:45I will do everything that you will say, but you will see me.
00:46:49Let's see.
00:46:50First, help me to avoid problems with my husband.
00:46:59What are you talking about in your house?
00:47:02Hey, don't worry.
00:47:04This is the Baron.
00:47:06The most dangerous and the most dangerous.
00:47:10So...
00:47:15...and ashore.
00:47:18Now, take care.
00:47:21You're glad.
00:47:23...and your madam's office.
00:47:25Bar сказала, mazzareland.
00:47:29I'm in the house of 42.
00:47:33I'll be a relative to the house.
00:47:35What?
00:47:36Well, or the police.
00:47:39We have a serious note.
00:47:40We have a copy.
00:47:43What a mess.
00:47:44I'm sorry.
00:47:45Let's see.
00:47:47Here, hold it.
00:47:49Oh, come on.
00:47:51It's the best in the world.
00:47:55It's the best in the world.
00:47:56You will forget about the pain.
00:47:58It's the head, it's the head.
00:48:01What do you do?
00:48:02What?
00:48:04Sure.
00:48:05It's so wonderful.
00:48:09What is that?
00:48:10Why did you get it?
00:48:14There's a dream.
00:48:15It's a dream. She's a she's.
00:48:17Who?
00:48:18Who?
00:48:19It's a your wife.
00:48:20She's your sister.
00:48:22She's a she's a she's.
00:48:23Well, she's still alive from her.
00:48:26Oh, a d**k, a d**k.
00:48:29You think, a mom's if she's a woman.
00:48:31You're a dork!
00:48:33Sit down!
00:48:34Who?
00:48:37My husband!
00:48:39Let's go!
00:48:40First, second, second, second.
00:48:43I don't want to read anything.
00:48:45Where is my husband?
00:48:46Your husband will come back.
00:48:48You're on the casting.
00:48:51We're all together,
00:48:52to try my new post-it.
00:48:54So, yes.
00:48:56Close the door!
00:48:57My husband will come back.
00:48:58My husband will come back.
00:49:02My husband will come back.
00:49:04My husband will come back.
00:49:05If my husband will come back,
00:49:06if he will come back to me,
00:49:07he will stay with me.
00:49:10I will go back to him.
00:49:12My husband will tell her husband,
00:49:14that she is the director of this director.
00:49:16Like this?
00:49:18She knows, even where the drugs are.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:22What are you saying?
00:49:25You're ready?
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:28You're ready?
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:29It's he.
00:49:32It's he.
00:49:32I'll open it.
00:49:34I'll open it.
00:49:42You're ready.
00:49:43What did you tell me?
00:49:43Is that you're talking about, Stas?
00:49:45Where did you tell me?
00:49:49It's me.
00:49:53Where did you tell me?
00:49:54Who?
00:49:55Who did you tell me?
00:50:00I wanted to ask you, what are you doing here?
00:50:04I came to the casting.
00:50:07Where?
00:50:08Well, the famous director, he's going to make a new film.
00:50:11He invited me to try one of the main roles.
00:50:15What?
00:50:17The probes are going to be in the house?
00:50:19Yes, you know, I didn't give a room in the theater.
00:50:23I decided to do the actresses at home.
00:50:25But you don't think anything bad.
00:50:26I'm always going to be together, to be a compliment.
00:50:31Bori!
00:50:32What is she doing?
00:50:34Bori, don't kill me!
00:50:36Bori, don't kill me!
00:50:37I'm a dure!
00:50:39It's a role!
00:50:40What's your role?
00:50:42It's a repetition.
00:50:43Christina, it's so much in the role.
00:50:45We repeat it.
00:50:46It's a piece of art.
00:50:47Bori, don't kill me!
00:50:49Bori!
00:50:54Bori!
00:50:55Bori, don't kill me!
00:50:56It's a piece of art!
00:50:58It's an object!
00:51:00It's a piece of art!
00:51:01It's a piece of art!
00:51:01It's a piece of art, when...
00:51:02E то, it's an object.
00:51:03And the face of a person oozes around each other.
00:51:09That's how amazing.
00:51:11...
00:51:12You also repeat it like this?
00:51:14Well, tell me the text.
00:51:18Now it's not my reply.
00:51:20It's my reply to Katya.
00:51:22Yes, Katya, tell me.
00:51:23Come on, Katya, come on!
00:51:32I need to go to the toilet.
00:51:46It's also a repetition?
00:51:48No, I think it's just an impression.
00:51:54Well, how long are you going to repeat it?
00:51:57Well, you know, I've already got a piece.
00:52:00I got a piece.
00:52:02I need to think more about it,
00:52:04before you agree with me.
00:52:06Well, in this case, let's go.
00:52:08Yes, let's go.
00:52:09Do you?
00:52:11Do you?
00:52:13Pyesa?
00:52:14Ah, yes, so me.
00:52:15C'sumta.
00:52:18Good.
00:52:20Do you?
00:52:20Do you?
00:52:22That was also for casting?
00:52:26Let me explain.
00:52:30What is this for me so...
00:52:48She's here?
00:52:51She's here!
00:52:52I'm here!
00:52:55I'm here!
00:52:57I'm here!
00:52:58You heard me and I turned you?
00:52:59How are you?
00:53:01I'm not able to!
00:53:06I wanted to forget you!
00:53:07I'm here!
00:53:14I'm here!
00:53:17I'm here!
00:53:18I love you!
00:53:19They also repeat?
00:53:20It's my new method!
00:53:22I repeat it to more real!
00:53:26What do you do?
00:53:29What do you do?
00:53:30What do you have with your hand?
00:53:32What do you have with your hand?
00:53:33What do you have with your hand?
00:53:34I'm here!
00:53:46I'm here!
00:53:48I'm here!
00:53:49I'm here!
00:53:51What do you have with your hand?
00:53:52I'm here with your hand!
00:53:55Well, that's what we have!
00:53:58Good!
00:53:59Good!
00:54:00Good!
00:54:00It was very pleasant!
00:54:03Thank you very much!
00:54:04Good!
00:54:05Very happy to see your performance on stage!
00:54:10Good!
00:54:12Good luck!
00:54:12See you, dear.
00:54:16Believe me, too.
00:54:27Take your hand, Katia!
00:54:45Никогда!
00:54:46Никогда не бросай меня, слышишь?
00:54:49И ты меня.
00:54:51И я без тебя жить не смогу.
00:54:53Я?
00:54:54И я без тебя?
00:55:21Спасибо за субтитры Алексею Дубровскому!
00:55:26любовь и
00:55:38убий
00:58:41We're right back.
01:00:15We're right back.
01:06:44We're right back.
01:06:54We're right back.
01:09:44We're right back.
01:12:41You're right back.
01:12:44You're right back.
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