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Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Please don't mind, please.
00:02Stop.
00:03Stop.
00:06Stop.
00:06Stop.
00:08Stop.
00:10Stop.
00:11Stop.
00:12Stop.
00:13I'm sorry, guys!
00:15Forgive me.
00:16Forgive me.
00:17I'm so clumsy today.
00:18I'm sorry, Carla.
00:21I'm sorry, Carla.
00:24Welcome to Sicily.
00:26I don't know.
00:30Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58I'm talking to the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:17You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:27Damn it.
01:29The wallet's gone.
01:31We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Under your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:51Senor!
01:52You drop this!
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in!
02:03Come on!
02:06Please.
02:10And you?
02:23Wait!
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm sealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:45Huh?
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:06You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just...
04:35She and I, she...
04:36And I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:50Hey.
04:51Hey, you see?
04:54Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No.
05:03I respect you, senor.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Last man.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21That's true.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Ma brava.
05:26I sent it.
05:27I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no.
05:31That's rude.
05:31That's more rude.
05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:34You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Allora, so when's the way?
05:38It's tomorrow.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:43Then I will come to celebration.
05:45Pa.
05:46Be aware.
05:48If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:57At our family tavern.
05:59At the money.
06:02Laura has sent it.
06:04Mateus, excuse me.
06:05Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:10I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:14Tranquilla.
06:15Tranquilla, Bella.
06:16You're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere, but under avail.
06:20That's a Sicilian wedding, eh?
06:22Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other, or we're both sinking under the water.
06:44What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:47Even after the prayer we hit three times.
06:58What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, eh?
07:03Santa Lucia.
07:05What wedding?
07:06Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:15Hi.
07:18Americano.
07:19Oh, Francesco, si.
07:20100% Americano.
07:23Mateo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappeared for weeks.
07:29You steal.
07:32And now today you bring this Americano.
07:34You call Bride into our family taverna.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak inglese for you, my guy.
07:41Ma, fratello, fratello.
07:42Ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:47Yeah, enough.
07:48We just do.
07:49This is our family caffè.
07:51I'm the only one working here.
07:52What do you know?
07:53Doing that?
07:54No, what?
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Ma sai, no lanzare la voce con me così, huh?
07:59Hey!
07:59You know, the echo here is too loud
08:01because this taver is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:06Sick of these.
08:07I'm so sick of these.
08:10Maybe if you actually helped me,
08:11wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:17Work here yourself.
08:18And...
08:19For your dumb wedding!
08:27So...
08:28Your brother hates you.
08:30You steal.
08:32Police are after you.
08:34And...
08:35You ruin your family caffè.
08:37You're doing great.
08:38What?
08:41This is not just a caffè.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:15There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family
09:24where you're valued and loved.
09:51Are this your parents?
09:53Stay out of this.
09:59Yes.
10:02Or mine, Papa.
10:14There was...
10:15Always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea.
10:19As Papa called it.
10:23But after they died...
10:25It's Lens.
10:26They always wanted...
10:28Me and my brother to...
10:30Keep the tavern alive.
10:32That there will be...
10:33New life.
10:34New weddings.
10:35New people.
10:37But we...
10:39Barely...
10:39Pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even...
10:45Recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life.
10:56I'll drink one another.
10:57I'll drink one another.
11:04Manager.
11:05Huh?
11:06The client.
11:07No.
11:27And there...
11:30In a cozy little corner...
11:32Hit the family's biggest secret.
11:35One I was trying to solve.
11:38Not knowing it would change my life...
11:41And the lives of...
11:43Everyone around me.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:53Signora Giordano.
11:54Signora Giordano, vi prego.
11:55Maybe...
11:56Maybe order something else.
11:57Anything at all.
12:04Come on.
12:07Ma...
12:07It was such a cold heart...
12:08You will never make it to heaven.
12:13And the gates you will see the same sign.
12:15Close.
12:16Mark my words.
12:41No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:56Pasta alla norma.
12:58Come here!
12:59Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet. Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I,
13:16we tried to cook it many times,
13:17hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked!
13:21The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:41An Angela.
13:43Sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
14:04Of course.
14:04Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:27Damn Italy.
14:29Oh.
14:30Hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:49My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, American.
15:18Hey, you, you.
15:19Ma che cosa?
15:20You're a local, right?
15:21Si.
15:22I need the car.
15:24I...
15:24I find my wife.
15:26Basta.
15:27Non capisco.
15:27No more American.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:44Allora!
15:45Mateo!
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough, you're stealing wives now to-
15:53Basta, basta! Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta! I didn't steal her, I love her!
15:58Do you hear yourself, Matteo? We'll be in deep trouble because of you!
16:02But she saved our tower!
16:05Ma che cosa?
16:06Aviamo! Anziamo, guarda! Guarda in tarino! Guarda, guarda!
16:11Francesco, guarda, guarda!
16:20I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:33The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:45Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:48And I melted into his eyes.
16:53Irrevocably and completely.
16:57Eh, buona serata!
16:59Ci vediamo dopo!
17:01Ciao, ciao!
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:04Sì!
17:05Ciao!
17:06Ciao!
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
17:11This food is lucky to have you!
17:14Just like as we all are!
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's lady!
17:19A domani!
17:20A domani, ciao!
17:24That...
17:27Mom...
17:28Grazie!
17:30Grazie, Mom!
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from Abel.
17:37You were an Angelo!
17:38Yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:54Well...
17:55This all needs enough?
17:58Si!
17:59But you know you're in Italy.
18:03Nobody is in hurry here.
18:26He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe.
18:37To move.
18:59Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:22Oh, this address will do.
19:26Beautiful, Francesco.
19:29Beautiful.
19:30Yes, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:44Yes, yes, yes.
19:46Yes.
19:50Yes.
19:59I dreamed of becoming part of this family, but I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:20Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:21Wait!
20:22Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:29Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:32Wait!
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see, Sicilian police always help those in me, but not when they were invited to a
20:44wedding.
20:45Scusi!
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:54Bye!
20:56Bye!
20:57Bye!
20:57Bye!
20:57Ciao tutti!
20:58Bye!
21:08Ciao tutti!
21:10And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:21What's the joy, guys?
21:24I stand up looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life, I
21:32had met the one who made him happy.
21:35Forgive me, I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy, his first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:47She's my fiancée
21:48His first kiss
21:54The way he looked at me
21:56His tenderness
22:00And what happened between us that night
22:09I dreamed of being with him
22:16But I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:20I can't
22:24I'm sorry, I...
22:27I can't become part of your big family
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived
22:32And I...
22:34I deceived you all
22:38I'm married
22:41It's all vacant
22:43Matera only helped me to escape my husband
22:47So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no, Kamisani, it was fake
22:50No, no, he did it for me
22:51I asked him to
22:53This fake wedding was my decision
22:55And if anyone deserves a punishment
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband
23:02And here he is
23:06Darling
23:07It's all right
23:10Come with me
23:12And we
23:12Leave this country
23:15Dammit
23:15Town
23:16Right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me
23:25I'm sorry
23:32Hey, wait
23:35What if it's not a lie?
23:38Maybe you're not here by an extent
23:41Maybe someone above
23:43Brought us together here
23:45Kara, listen
23:46Only you could
23:47Bring life back to this place
23:50And change me
23:52What?
23:53What do you say?
23:54Both above?
23:55She's married
23:56She's married
23:57Christ's sake
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed
24:00I don't care who you are to him
24:03But right now you're here
24:05Incessible
24:06Among three seas
24:07Among my family and
24:08And my daughter
24:10And I want all this to be yours
24:15Hear me
24:16I am yours
24:18And I want you to be my angel
24:20I'm down
24:21Hey!
24:22Are you invisible?
24:24Huh?
24:25You're a cop
24:25Do something
24:26Faster!
24:27If they say
24:29Their
24:29Vows here
24:31In presence of God
24:32A priest
24:33And all these witnesses
24:35Then you
24:36Legal marriage
24:38Nothing
24:39My child
24:41Have you been married in church?
24:43No
24:45We were about to
24:46So
24:47Then
24:48It's up to you
24:52Let me be a husband
24:55Yes
24:57I said yes
24:58What?
24:58It's illegal
25:00It's illegal
25:01Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:09It's when they open the doors of their home
25:12And family to you
25:16Remember that
25:18I'm Kyra
25:19And this
25:21Is my Italian love story
25:30I'm Kyra
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