00:00Well, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it will shrink it.
00:04Patrick, that's brilliant!
00:06No, wait, no!
00:09Didn't work.
00:10Oh, try it again.
00:11Hmm, I think I'll just even him out.
00:14First, a bigger head.
00:17Now his body is too small.
00:19Right, too small.
00:21Arms are too short.
00:23Legs are too short.
00:26Other arm.
00:28Feet too small.
00:30Teeth.
00:32Bellybutt.
00:35Perfect!
00:37I look horrible!
00:40You!
00:43Look!
00:44He inked!
00:46Well, pardon my anatomy.
00:48What's happening?
00:55All right!
00:56What did you do to me?
00:59I know!
00:59I know!
01:00Made you a monster!
01:02Huh!
01:02And a giant!
01:03A giant monster!
01:05I don't wanna be a giant lumbering monster!
01:09What'll I do now?
01:10That's easy!
01:11Play giant lumbering monster tag!
01:14Yeah, yeah!
01:14You chase us!
01:15And we run around and scream like crazy!
01:19Try and catch us giant monster, Squidward!
01:26SpongeBob, come back here!
01:32This is really fun!
01:33Ah!
01:35I know!
01:36We should do this!
01:37Ah!
01:38More often!
01:39Ah!
01:41Ah!
01:42Ah!
01:43Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:47Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:52Ah!
01:53Ah!
01:53Ah!
01:54Ah!
01:55Ah!
01:59Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:10You are very good at pretending, Squidward!
02:13Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along!
02:20Let's skin him and make back bacon.
02:23Scoop out his eyeballs and use him as giant misshapen soccer balls.
02:30Wait, maybe he's a nice monster, like in my storybook.
02:36Oh, right, I hadn't thought of that.
02:39Well, are you?
02:40Oh, goodness gracious, yes.
02:43Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
02:45Yeah, Squidward, tell him about all those times you didn't punch me in the face.
02:51Even though you really wanted to.
02:52Oh, quiet, you moron!
03:16Shut up, you stupid human.
03:18Let me be to the right now.
03:20I will tell you.
03:22You both like you're...
03:23No, please don't hurt me.
03:25I'm a Godzilla.
03:26Don't do this.
03:28No, no, no.
03:29No, no, no, no, no.
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