00:00Sigh.
00:12Hey, girls!
00:14Feeling your lull?
00:15Lull?
00:15Well, that's a cute name for it.
00:17I'd go more with the endless this.
00:20And that's fitting.
00:21For you.
00:24And yet, Vanessa here, who is still trying to get anyone,
00:27is single.
00:28Okay, uh-uh, no.
00:30How did this get turned back around on me?
00:33I'm just saying, you need to pick a core characteristic,
00:37physical or not, and we'll build from there.
00:39You really should quit.
00:41I only do it on girls' nights.
00:42Studies show that I don't give a shit.
00:50We are in the right place at the right time.
00:53Look!
00:55So we get a name, and then what?
00:58We find him so you don't have to be alone at my wedding.
01:00Looks like we are in search of...
01:03Ooh, a Rusty Anderson.
01:09I thought you said it was stupid.
01:11It's for a new ad campaign.
01:14Come play with the big boys.
01:16Ain't no rest.
01:17We make noise.
01:18Love it when you see it.
01:19So good that you can't avoid it.
01:21I found your wrestle.
01:37You have to be excited about this one.
01:40You picked him.
01:41Yeah, but it's also the end of the list.
01:44Reception guy?
01:45Did that work out for you?
01:46Different guy.
01:47Reception guy came with a wife.
01:48I thought that dating would have been easier.
01:53After the 56-83 text, I just...
01:55I told him how I felt.
01:58He told me he loved me, too.
02:02I wanted to be the girl on a party bus.
02:05Huh?
02:07Paradise is a party bus with a full tank of gas.
02:10They were all supposed to be...
02:12the one.
02:13They all had the name of your true love?
02:15You were dating these guys based on their name?
02:17Yes.
02:18Why?
02:19Because the billboard told us to.
02:21Oh, a billboard.
02:22How are you feeling?
02:25I'm feeling like if this doesn't work out,
02:27I'm going to burn that billboard to the ground.
02:29Well, I got matches and lighter fluid
02:31and an unfulfilled desire to fuck some shit up.
02:34People haven't been influenced by billboards for like 50 years.
02:37What are you talking about?
02:39The 56-83 billboard?
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