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00:00Hey everyone, Baldi still thinks he has a chance against me.
00:04So let's show him that I'm still the most powerful and evil being in Minecraft by hitting that like button.
00:09Did you hit it? Good. Now, let's get him.
00:19Ah, finally! Spring is just around the corner and the days are getting much hotter.
00:24Pretty soon this pool is gonna be filled with a bunch of cute girls.
00:28Oh, I can't wait!
00:32Wait, what's that flying this way?
00:39Oooh, if it isn't Herobrine himself. Oh, I wonder what he wants.
00:47Hey, Steve!
00:52And what do you want, Herobrine?
00:54Everyone around here is talking about some guy named Baldi. Have you heard of him?
01:00Uh, who hasn't?
01:02Well, everyone says all who challenge him end up losing. So...
01:08Let me guess. You want to take the challenge.
01:11That's right. And I heard you have a portal that leads directly to him. Is that correct?
01:16And if I say no?
01:20Eh, then I'll steal your little girlfriend right over there.
01:30Oh, oh my gosh. I can't believe he just...
01:33Alright, fair enough. But you better not tell anyone I'm dating a creeper. Got it?
01:38Just take me to the portal, Steve.
01:42Follow me!
01:52Alright, this is it. And, uh, I hope you know your math.
01:56What?
02:01He doesn't stand a chance.
02:10Alright, class. You're doing very good today.
02:14The next problem is...
02:16Wait. Wait a minute.
02:19Uh, huh?
02:21Is someone new enrolling in my school today?
02:26Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise?
02:30Um, class, I'll be right back.
02:33And don't you go anywhere, okay?
02:36I'm gonna smack every single one of you.
02:43I wonder who's coming through my portal this time.
02:48It's always fun and exciting to smack new people.
02:57Whoa!
02:58The energy from this portal is really evil and strong.
03:11What?
03:11Well, hello there!
03:13Welcome!
03:14What's your name?
03:17I'm looking for someone named Baldi.
03:20I've got a message for him.
03:23A message, huh?
03:25What kind of message?
03:33Huh. Baldi's basics in education and learning.
03:37And what's this?
03:39It looks like a picture of Baldi.
03:42You know, if I hadn't known any better,
03:46I'd say that the teacher in this picture looks a lot like...
03:50you.
03:51Wouldn't you say?
03:52What?
03:55You think I'm Baldi?
03:58Oh man, I wish I was him.
04:01Oh, no, no, no, no.
04:03You want Baldi, right?
04:05He's right over there.
04:13Alright, you're free to go.
04:15Whoever you are.
04:16My mistake.
04:25So you're the infamous Baldi, huh?
04:28I'm not Baldi.
04:29I'm just a student here.
04:32Haha, nice try.
04:37Hey, what are you doing?
04:39I'm telling you the truth.
04:42What?
04:47Yeah, that's what they all say.
04:53Well, that was easy.
04:57Wait a minute.
05:00That was a little too easy.
05:09I better take a picture and show Steve just to make sure I got the right guy.
05:18Oh, that's a good one.
05:25Oh man, when he finds out he killed a student of mine, he's gonna be real angry.
05:33I better figure out my next plan before he comes back.
05:41Alright, I made it out of there.
05:43Now time to see Steve and make sure I killed the right guy.
05:54Now where did Steve run off to?
05:57I...
05:58Wait a minute.
06:00Is that Steve?
06:06Oh, you are funny, Sarah.
06:09Come here, you.
06:13Don't you even think about doing anything with me around.
06:17Oh, look.
06:18It's you again.
06:20What are you doing back?
06:21It's not like you killed Baldi already.
06:26Actually, I have.
06:31Wait.
06:32Are you kidding?
06:33Nope, but I need you to tell me if it's Baldi or not.
06:36I took a picture of his body.
06:37Have a look.
06:41Don't look at the phone, Sarah.
06:43God, Herobrine, what the heck are you doing?
06:46Do you realize that you just killed a student?
06:49That's not Baldi.
06:52Oh.
06:53Well, I guess I just have to go back and kill the real one then.
06:56Thanks, Steve.
06:57Hey, wait a minute.
06:58Don't you feel at least a bit bad for killing the wrong person?
07:03Um...
07:03Nah.
07:05Wow, you really are evil.
07:09Now, where were we, Sarah?
07:11Come here.
07:20Alright, Baldi.
07:21I know you're still alive.
07:23Come out and face me like a man, you coward.
07:26Fine.
07:27If you won't come to me, I'll just go to you.
07:33That's strange.
07:35I thought there was a body here.
07:39Huh?
07:43Hello?
07:47What is that that I'm sensing?
07:56Huh.
07:57Kinda strange for nobody to be in here and this book falls.
08:08Hello there.
08:09My name is Baldi and welcome to my schoolhouse.
08:15You never told me your name but to be quite honest, I don't even care what it is.
08:21Letters are not more important than numbers, so you better know your math.
08:28So you're the real Baldi, huh?
08:30Of course I am.
08:32What did you expect?
08:34A little kid dressed like me that you killed in the halls?
08:38I hope you go to detention for that one.
08:41It's not my fault the kid died.
08:43You were the one that was chicken enough to tell me that you weren't Baldi.
08:47And then you, the coward that you are, used the kid to save yourself.
08:54What did you call me?
08:56Chicken.
09:03Alright, we'll see who the real chicken is when you don't get all seven of my hidden
09:09notebooks correct.
09:11Bring it on.
09:12Solve this right here.
09:162,526.
09:18Ha!
09:19You think I don't know math?
09:21Even the kids watching this right now know this one.
09:24Right, everyone?
09:25Huh, alright.
09:28I bet you don't know what the square root of 144 is.
09:33You think I can't see into your soul, huh Baldi?
09:36You think I don't know exactly what your next move is going to be?
09:40You think your thoughts I've planted in your head are your own?
09:46What's that supposed to mean, ya freak?
09:49Tell me Baldi, what time is it?
09:56It's 12 noon.
09:58Why?
10:04That's...
10:06That's impossible.
10:08You think you're a match to me?
10:10You think your thoughts are your own?
10:13I control Minecraft.
10:15I control Minecraft.
10:15And since you're still in Minecraft, yes, I control you.
10:22Welcome to my world, Baldi.
10:25The game has just begun.
10:28If I were you, I'd start running.
10:31You know, normally I would think that that was a good idea.
10:35But you still have one more question left to complete the first notebook.
10:40I don't want to play your stupid game, Baldi.
10:44I want to kill you, plain and simple.
10:47Oh wow, you're really evil, aren't you?
10:52Alright, well real quick, what's one plus one?
10:55Uh, two.
10:56Why?
10:58Congratulations!
10:59You solved the first notebook.
11:02Oh, and, uh, yeah, no prize for you.
11:05You're really bad.
11:06You don't deserve one.
11:07Oh, and it's, uh, two because I'll be gone in two seconds.
11:10Yoink!
11:16You can run, Baldi.
11:18But you most certainly cannot hide.
11:26That was too easy.
11:29He's not scary at all.
11:35Hey, Playtime, wait up!
11:41Hey, listen, Playtime.
11:43You know that student that was killed earlier today that was dressed like me?
11:49Well, the guy who did it is in the classroom down the hall.
11:53He has glowing white eyes.
11:55If you see him, I want you to play with him while I make my next move, okay?
12:02Good girl!
12:05If you do that, I'll give you a special prize after school.
12:17Oh, Baldi!
12:19Where'd you go, Baldi?
12:22I said you can run, but you're not gonna hide.
12:31Oh, hello there, little girl.
12:34Have you seen your teacher, Baldi, by any chance?
12:37I'm supposed to take one of his tests, and I lost him.
12:44Hello?
12:46Uh, little girl?
12:48I'm talking to you.
12:50I don't wanna play with no one.
12:54You wanna play with someone?
12:56Is that what you said?
12:57I don't wanna play with no one.
13:00Well, listen, I'm not really in the mood for playing games.
13:03Tell me which way Baldi went.
13:05I don't wanna play with no one.
13:07What are you, a robot?
13:09You said that already to me, and I said I don't want to play.
13:13Let's play.
13:16What is this?
13:17Is this a jump rope?
13:20You have about five seconds to get this off of me, or else.
13:27Alright, you asked for it.
13:29I have no problem killing students, especially evil ones like you.
13:45I warned you, didn't I?
13:47You don't mess with me.
13:53So Baldi thinks he can hide from me, does he?
14:00Who's that making that whistling noise?
14:04Oh, you're not a kid, are you?
14:07You must be another teacher.
14:12You guys don't like to talk much, do you?
14:15Well, can you tell me where Baldi went off to?
14:17No killing students in the halls.
14:21Who are you to tell me what to do?
14:25Do you know who I am?
14:27Thirty seconds, detention for you.
14:30I don't care who you are.
14:32Don't break the rules of the school principal.
14:36Okay, did he seriously just put me in detention?
14:39Does he actually think I'm going to stay in here?
14:48Oh, hi everyone.
14:50Nice of you to drop by.
14:52But shh, shh.
14:53I'm hiding from whatever that is.
14:55Do you guys see him anywhere?
14:57Ma'am, who is that guy?
15:01I've never seen anyone like him before.
15:09Could it be?
15:11That sounds like our buddy, the school principal.
15:14We're saved!
15:19Hey, Mr. Principal, sir.
15:21There's somebody in our school right now who's trespassing.
15:25I think we should call the police or something like that.
15:28I saw you running in the halls.
15:32What?
15:34So?
15:36Is someone in our school trying to kill me?
15:39Of course I'm going to run.
15:41What do you expect?
15:43Sixty seconds.
15:44Wait a minute.
15:46Don't you dare touch me again.
15:49Or I'll call the authorities on you or something like that.
15:53Yeah, them.
15:54Detention for you.
15:56Don't fight it.
15:57It'll only get worse.
16:00The door's locked.
16:02Alright.
16:03This should be easy.
16:10Oh, this is gonna be good.
16:17You're a teacher here.
16:19You should know better.
16:22Whose side are you on anyway?
16:26We're supposed to be punishing the students.
16:28You know, the children?
16:31Why are you putting an adult into tension?
16:35This is an outrage.
16:36Oh my God.
16:37I...
16:38I...
16:38I...
16:39I...
16:40I...
16:44I...
16:53I...
16:55I...
17:08I...
17:11I...
17:12I...
17:12I...
17:12I...
17:17I...
17:17Oh man.
17:19Something tells me this isn't gonna be as easy as I thought.
17:23get off me gotta sweep sweep sweep looks like it's sweeping go sweep somewhere else
17:45well that was a waste of time well now the time is to finish baldy off once and for
17:53all no escaping detention in the halls not you again get out of my way
18:11no flying in the halls no starting fires in the halls
18:28oh i think that guy is gonna be back any minute now i better hide
18:40oh baldy where are you mr baldy i'm ready for my next lesson
18:50oh a cafeteria well that means there's food in here good because i'm starving
19:06huh wait a minute
19:14he has his own action figures
19:20look at these dumb things why would anyone want to buy a baldy action figure would you want to buy
19:28one
19:28this school is really weird and i haven't even seen many students around either
19:34well besides the one i killed in the halls he had that one coming though
19:41hey mister what are you doing i stand corrected oh look a student
19:51i'm looking for something uh perhaps you can get it for me
19:56sure i can probably get it for you what are you looking for
20:00oh good perfect okay well i'm looking for a tall bald man with a green shirt and blue jeans
20:07do you think you can get that for me
20:11are you talking about our school teacher mr baldy
20:16maybe
20:17is this some kind of sick joke mister i serve food here not people
20:21now are you gonna order something or is it gonna get rough up in here
20:24you need to learn some manners kid where are your parents
20:29alright fine here take this chocolate bar and get out of here
20:36huh
20:38what am i supposed to do with
20:41with
20:45where'd she go
20:50stupid baldy
20:51i hate him and i hate his stupid toys
21:01oh man i'm glad i wasn't with those other toys or else i'd be dead right now
21:14uh oh
21:16there you are
21:18get over here
21:23give me something great
21:27huh
21:27excuse me
21:29give you something
21:31i don't think so
21:33now get out of my way
21:35no items
21:37no pass
21:41do you know who you're messing with
21:44i said get out of my way
21:49is that all you wanted
21:52be my guest
21:54now leave
22:03oh
22:04goody goody
22:05gumdrops
22:06the exit
22:07time to make my great escapes
22:17oh yes
22:18my bus
22:20it's time to go on a little
22:23field trip
22:38now where did you go
22:41i can sense your energy
22:47oh
22:47there you are
22:49no
22:49ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
22:52i'm coming for you now
22:57ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha do i think i lost him
23:25What was that sound?
23:27It came from the top of the bus.
23:41Oh, you did not just try to hit me with your pathetic ruler.
23:45Come on inside this bus and say that, you creep.
23:48With pleasure.
23:57Oh, Baldi, it looks like you have a new student aboard the short bus.
24:07Look at you at the back of the bus like a coward.
24:11Are you ready to die like a man, Mr. Baldi?
24:14Y'all have to kill me first.
24:16Coming right up.
24:32Uh, uh, you, you caught me?
24:37Now we end this.
24:53Alright, enough.
24:55This time, you're going down.
25:04Uh-oh, if he hits the bus with one of those things, I'm gonna crash.
25:14Time to show you kids what this bus can really do.
25:34Come on, why can't I hit this thing?
25:42Oh, wow!
25:44For a super powerful dude, he can't even hit the broad side of a barn!
25:59Wow!
26:00Uh, uh-oh, I'm hit!
26:03Uh-uh, Captain, the ship can't take anymore.
26:06We're going down.
26:07Help!
26:07Ha-ha, yeah!
26:09Got him!
26:10Just a few more in his history.
26:12No way in the heck am I dying like this.
26:36That was probably the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your entire life.
26:42Where are you going to go now, huh?
26:47Come on man, why do you want to kill me so bad?
26:52What did I do to you?
26:54Can we please just talk about this?
26:57Sure, we can talk about it after you die.
27:03Huh?
27:04Uh oh.
27:09See you later, Baldi.
27:11You were a worthy opponent and I commend you for it.
27:23I'd better do something real quick before I end up looking like a pancake.
27:31Hmm, pancakes.
27:34Oh, snap out of it, Baldi.
27:39You're falling here.
27:41Now where is that thing?
27:43Where is it?
28:11Oh, good.
28:13Good. The bus saved me. See kids? School buses aren't that bad. Especially when they take you to school to
28:23learn. And we know how much you love to learn, don't you?
28:31Alright, bus. Do your stuff.
28:35Excuse me, I'm Miss Frizzle and I think you stole what I said all the time.
28:41So sue me.
28:45I've got the magic school bus now.
28:48Alright, bus. Follow Herobrine.
28:52I'm so gonna shine this ruler up and smack him upside his big square cheeks for this.
29:11It's a little quiet here.
29:21A little too quiet.
29:30I know you're out here. My magic school bus said you're here. So come on out or forever be known
29:37as a coward.
29:51Who are you calling a coward?
29:54Time to grab my ruler.
29:58So you think your pathetic ruler is going to save you now?
30:03That's cute.
30:05It made you bleed, didn't it?
30:07Let's get this over with. I'm not afraid of you.
30:10I know. I've never met someone who's in a hurry to die. But if you insist...
30:17I'm not a coward but you're like, I have to beat you.
30:47bald teacher with a wimpy ruler no Harold Brian that's where you're wrong I
30:56may be an old bald teacher but there's one thing I have that you don't and what
31:03is that knowledge I've heard enough it's time to meet your end
31:21say goodbye
31:34what that's impossible
31:44what's happening to my flight
31:49my powers they're not working
31:54this cannot be
32:02what's the matter I thought you said you were the most powerful being in
32:08minecraft
32:21oh yummy and just what I've been waiting for
32:30time for your punishment
32:39huh now you're free to go so that's it that's all you wanted to do
32:46yes I don't believe in violence you see oh like punishments
32:52you're disgusting Baldi too bad I believe in violence now give me back my
32:59powers or you'll never teach another class again what is that all you got my
33:07student play time hits harder than you and she's a little girl
33:17oh my balls
33:23not so tough after all now give me back my powers
33:36how dare you do such a cheap shot like that
33:43let go of me oh I'll let go of you all right after you stop breathing
33:52have a drink
33:58well hello nurse what have we here
34:05hell Brian I'm out of here
34:07wait wait wait wait I'm not gonna hurt you okay
34:11come back here please
34:23hold up wait wait a minute wait what what it is someone trying to drown you yes
34:29but please I need air I'll owe you a big favor anything anything yes now please
34:39help oh boy
34:41oh boy
34:46whoops
34:51oh
34:51oh
34:53man
34:56that's much better
34:57hey the guy drowning you has to like see you die or something right so
35:02you gotta pretend that you died or something and then he'll let you go
35:05good idea
35:07how
35:07how
35:36oh
35:36oh
35:36oh
35:36oh
35:36sure he doesn't swim up for air all right I think he's gone man who is that
35:44guy he is creepy his name is Baldi and somehow he was able to suck all my
35:50powers away from me so now I'm mortal Wow cool story bro but don't forget that
35:58you owe me a favor I'll come back for that later bye wait wait wait wait a
36:02minute can you do me another favor depends but it'll cost you you talk to
36:09fish right nah I talked to the sand of course I talked to fish why can you find
36:15someone to swim me out of here Baldi's still guarding this place see I'll see
36:24what I can do I'll be back in a bit hurry man I just gotta get my powers back okay
36:32so find help find help find help where where where where now this is perfect
36:38for Herobrine's escape hey you guys do you think you can help me out with
36:41something oh good thank you follow me I'll take you to him right now hurry all
36:51right there he is over there hey hey hey hey hey where do you think you're going
37:10yeah I know but look he lost his powers and he looks really sad see plus that guy up there
37:18is trying to
37:19kill him it's been a long time I bet he already drowned I'll stay here a little
37:27bit longer just to make sure he stole Herobrine's powers and is planning on
37:33destroying us all he he's much worse than Herobrine so please help us out here
37:38so we can save our world oh thank you
37:55hello where did you guys come from
38:16thanks you guys no one's ever done anything nice for me so that really means a lot now we can
38:24finally make a plan to get your powers back and I know just how to to to ooh what do
38:32we have here
38:35a tasty snack I see before me
38:42what a perfect day for some fishing ah it can't get any better than this
38:53hey no don't it's a trap gotcha
38:59hey no I I can't breathe I
39:04fish is that really you of course it's me you idiot get me back in the water I can't breathe
39:11you know
39:11you are supposed to stay in the fish tank why do you keep escaping because I'm nobody's pet that's why
39:23what are you doing here I thought we went over this already you're supposed to defeat baldy remember
39:34you tricked me you played me a fool what are you talking about
39:38oh I'm going to destroy you once and for all
39:48oh
39:51oh
39:53oh
39:53oh
39:55oh
39:57oh
39:58oh
39:59oh
40:01oh
40:12Paula
40:14Wow what happened to you herobrine I could have sworn you were much stronger than this
40:21enough playing games
40:23Whoa!
40:43Not facing me!
40:49No, I'm being serious!
40:51And it's almost wrong of me to beat you while you're this weak!
41:00What happened to you? Where did your powers go?
41:04Baldi took my powers from me somehow.
41:06We were fighting just recently and then BOOM!
41:09Before I knew it, all my powers were gone!
41:11Did you see how he took them?
41:13No, I couldn't.
41:14I shot a powerful blast of energy his way and that's all I could see.
41:18Alright, we have to get your powers back.
41:20But there's no telling what kind of danger we're in with Baldi having your powers.
41:26Alright! We're going on an adventure!
41:28You're staying here, Fish. It's way too dangerous for you.
41:32Oh, whatever, Steve. I'm the one that helped Herobrine escape from Baldi.
41:37Let's go, Herobrine. There isn't much time. Hold on to my arm.
42:01Alright, so you said you last saw him here?
42:08Yeah, he was right here the last time I saw him.
42:10Well, he couldn't have gone far. Or he could have since he has your powers now.
42:21Did you hear that?
42:22That sounded like some kind of explosion.
42:24Come on, it came from this direction.
42:45Herobrine, are you seeing what I'm seeing down there?
42:52Yeah, somebody is taking my job. I should be the one destroying all those villagers.
42:58What? No, no, no, not that. Look closer, stupid.
43:02Call me stupid one more time.
43:10That little punk.
43:13Take that, and that, and that.
43:18Oh, the power! It's all mine.
43:22Now I can see why this place is called Minecraft.
43:26Because it's all mine.
43:35And who are you supposed to be?
43:45Well, that thing was weak, whatever it was.
43:54All right, Baldi. Fun's over.
43:57It's time to end this field trip right now, get back on that bus, and go back to the schoolhouse.
44:05Oh, please!
44:06You think after all this, I want to go back to being a teacher in a school?
44:12Call? If you don't leave Minecraft, then you will fight me with honor.
44:17Fight you? No thank you. Now go away, I'm busy.
44:24Substitute teacher.
44:32What did you call me?
44:34You heard me.
44:40You see what happens when you talk back to the teacher?
44:44You get smacked up!
44:46I thought I got rid of you in the portal,
44:48but I guess you're just going to have to learn a very powerful lesson.
45:08What's the ruler made of? Wow!
45:11I don't even know.
45:12This ruler was a gift from Santa Claus last Christmas.
45:43You little punk! Now look what you did!
45:54Oh no! Got it!
46:00Look out, Steve!
46:03Baldi, no!
46:14Good riddance!
46:17And I think he was the most powerful being in Minecraft!
46:22Now, where was I?
46:25Oh yes, now I remember!
46:34I think he was the most powerful being in Minecraft!
46:37Steve, listen to me!
46:40It's the ruler!
46:43It's coming from the ruler!
46:49The ruler?
46:54Of course!
46:55That's where the magic's coming from!
46:59Hey!
47:00My ruler!
47:02That was a gift from Santa, you know!
47:09My apples!
47:15Well, well, well!
47:17Baldi is mortal after all!
47:26Oh!
47:27Uh-oh!
47:28So, you thought you could defeat the most powerful being in Minecraft, huh?
47:35I think I hear the school bell!
47:40Not so fast!
47:45I'm going to enjoy this!
47:48Mr. Baldi, you are fired!
47:52Uh-oh!
47:54Uh-oh!
47:55Uh-oh!
47:56Uh-oh!
47:57Uh-oh!
47:57Uh-oh!
47:57Uh-oh!
47:58Uh-oh!
47:58Uh-oh!
47:58Uh-oh!
47:59That burns!
48:00Uh-oh!
48:01Uh-oh!
48:02Uh-oh!
48:04Uh-oh!
48:06Uh-oh!
48:07That takes care of that!
48:09Thanks, Steve!
48:10This doesn't make us friends, but let's just say I owe you a favor!
48:18Well, I thought I'd never say this, but it's good to have Herobrine back to normal!
48:24I better help put out the fire!
48:46I'm not gonna do it!
48:52RISE!
49:06Did that just give you an idea?
49:08Yeah, it did!
49:09Woohoo!
49:10Oh no, I'm taking the wrong turn!
49:12Look!
49:16I made it!
49:18Portable Gas Bugs has been recalled a few days ago!
49:21Sterling is gonna take over the world!
49:25Hello, what do you want to drink?
49:27Uh, get me a, um, hurry McQueen, uh, uh, happy hour premium jumbo slushie!
49:36Thank you!
50:00Uh-oh, I wonder what's gonna happen next!
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