00:03Attention all gamers, you've just stepped into the portal of games, where just about
00:11every single game you know today exists right here, in this very room.
00:16There are more rooms than this, and if you want a real adventure, well then, hop through
00:23one of these portals and get ready to rock and roll!
00:30Alright, so, uh, which game do I want to go into next?
00:34Wifi?
00:35Wifi?
00:36It's actually pronounced Wi-Fi, Ralph.
00:39Yeah, that's what I said.
00:40And Wi-Fi is the internet!
00:47Mushroom Kingdom?
00:49What's in there?
00:50Eh, two crazy plumbers that do nothing but try to save some princess.
00:54Really boring stuff.
00:55Hm.
00:57Oh, okay.
00:58Uh, well, what about MOBIUS?
01:02Did I say it right?
01:03Eh, close enough!
01:05That's my world!
01:06It's the best one!
01:08We should totally go check it out!
01:10Attention all gamers, you've just stepped into the portal of games.
01:16What's a Minecraft?
01:18Uh, yeah, you don't want to go in there, Ralph.
01:20Trust me.
01:21There's a lot of weird things in there.
01:23Plus, you might get lost.
01:25And that's no good.
01:27Really?
01:28Awesome!
01:29No, Ralph.
01:30Not awesome!
01:31Well, I'm gonna check it out.
01:33Ha!
01:33Alright, fine.
01:34Don't say I didn't warn ya!
01:36What?
01:36Ha!
01:39Have fun, Ralph!
01:40Ha!
01:40Say hi to Steve for me!
01:42Ha ha ha!
01:43Yeah, he's not gonna like this.
01:51Last block.
01:52Uh, this should do it.
01:54There we go.
01:55Home sweet home!
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59You don't have to tell me how bad this house is.
02:02Ha ha.
02:03Yeah, it's bad.
02:06Time to decorate!
02:14Perfect!
02:15Now time to cook me some food.
02:17I...
02:18Wait, wait a minute.
02:20I...
02:20I...
02:21Oh my god!
02:22I...
02:23I...
02:23I'm out of food?
02:25I...
02:25Oh god, please, no!
02:27No, no, no, no!
02:29Food!
02:30Food, where are you?
02:31Food!
02:32Oh god, no!
02:34I'm gonna starve!
02:36I can't believe this is happening!
02:42Now that's what I call delivery!
02:45Ha ha!
02:45Come on in, little guy!
02:46There's plenty of room for all!
02:48Heheheheh!
02:50Heheheheh!
02:50Heheheheheh!
02:53Heheheheheh!
02:54Well, now you...
02:55Make yourself right at home!
02:59Heheheheh!
03:01Heheheheh!
03:02Heheheheh!
03:02Heheheheh!
03:03Heheheheh!
03:03This pig is the
03:04perfect meal ticket for me today!
03:07Mm!
03:07Old bacon!
03:09Heheheheh!
03:13Heheheheh!
03:28Ouch! Talk about a rough landing.
03:32Huh? Where's that sound coming from?
03:35Where are you, dude?
03:37Oh.
03:41Hey, what's the big idea?
03:43Hey, sorry about that. My name's Ralph.
03:48Steve. Nice to meet you, I guess.
03:54So, this place is Minecraft, huh?
03:57Sure is. How did you know what this place is called anyways? And where did you come from?
04:03Eh, I saw the name on the outside of a portal I was pushed through. There's a ton of games
04:07you can visit in the portal, you know?
04:08Uh, right. Okay, sounds fun. Well, listen, I need to rebuild my house since you destroyed the last one. You
04:18mind helping me out?
04:19Well, building's really not my thing. I'm more of a wrecker. Like, you know, wreck it, Ralph. I'm gonna wreck
04:26it. But, uh, sure, man. What do you want me to do?
04:34Huh? Huh. Well, I'm all out of wood. I guess we need to chop some trees over there.
04:46All righty, then. This right here is a tree. And trees have wood. And you...
04:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just... Hold on. Did you just
04:55say trees have wood?
04:57What? I had no idea.
04:59Yeah, they do. Isn't that amazing? See, you learn something new every day. Anyways, this axe will chop it down.
05:08So, uh, why use an axe to chop, like, trees down or something? I mean, like, couldn't you use a
05:13shovel, you know? Or maybe a feather? Can we do that?
05:19Um, no. You need an axe to chop the trees down. Allow me to demonstrate.
05:31Timber!
05:34See? Nothing to it. How exciting, huh?
05:38Yeah! Exciting! Fun! Super!
05:43Okay, now you try.
05:47And what am I supposed to do with this?
05:54Did you just crush my axe?
05:57Yeah, I got a better idea.
05:59Stand back!
06:01I'm gonna wreck it!
06:23Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
06:25Don't you dare throw another tree!
06:31Why not? I'm Wreck-It Ralph.
06:35I wreck things. It's in the name.
06:37I don't care. Put the tree down right now.
06:47Okay, if you insist, I'll put the tree down.
06:53Huh?
06:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ow!
06:57Oh!
07:02Hey, hey, what did you do that for?
07:04Well, you said to put it down.
07:05Yeah, put it down on the ground.
07:08Not on top of me.
07:10Look up there, Ralph.
07:12Do you see the sun?
07:15That big bright block in the sky?
07:17That's the sun?
07:19Isn't the sun a circle?
07:22Don't you ever say that word around here again.
07:27Notice how dark it's getting around here?
07:30Well, do you?
07:34I guess.
07:36Once that sun sets, you'll wish we spent our time gathering wood to rebuild the shelter.
07:43Here, you're lucky that I have a spare axe in my inventory.
07:48Take it, and this time, do what I did and chop the tree down.
07:55Fine, I'll play your stupid, boring game.
08:09Harder.
08:13Harder.
08:19Oh, come on, Ralph.
08:21Hit it harder.
08:22My grandma can do better, and she's 92 years old.
08:30Well, that was boring.
08:32All right, fine.
08:33Give me the axe.
08:33I'll chop the trees and get the wood, but you better help build the shelter.
08:38I don't care if you don't like building things.
08:41Welcome to Minecraft.
08:43That's what we do here.
08:45Huh.
08:45At least one good thing came from this.
08:47See those cows over there?
08:49That's going to be tonight's dinner.
08:52Oh, steak.
08:53Yummy.
08:55Food?
08:56Oh, good, because I'm starving.
09:03All right, pay close attention, because in Minecraft, this is how you hunt your food.
09:27All right, pay close attention, because in Minecraft, this is how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt
09:27your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you
09:27hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how
09:27you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's
09:28how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and
09:28it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food,
09:28and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your
09:30food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how you hunt
09:33your food, and it's how you hunt your food, and it's how
09:39Come on Ralph, I'm sure there's some chickens or something we can eat.
09:50What?
10:07And we'll see you in the next one.
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