King Kelly of the USA (1934) – Classic Hollywood Comedy Full Movie
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🎬 Genre: Comedy
📅 Year: 1934
🎞️ Format: Black & White
📺 Presented in Full Length
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Enjoy this classic 1934 Hollywood comedy film, King Kelly of the USA, presented in full length. This vintage comedy delivers timeless humor and old-school cinematic charm from the early Golden Age of Hollywood.
Perfect for fans of classic films, black and white movies, and 1930s cinema, this full movie offers a nostalgic journey into early American comedy storytelling.
If you love retro films, public domain classics, and historic Hollywood productions, this movie is a must-watch.
🎬 Genre: Comedy
📅 Year: 1934
🎞️ Format: Black & White
📺 Presented in Full Length
#ClassicFilm #FullMovie #1930sCinema #OldHollywood #VintageComedy #PublicDomainFilm #BlackAndWhite #ClassicComedy
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00:00:01The
00:00:38The
00:01:28The
00:01:42The
00:01:42Very exact timing,
00:01:43I was noticing the same thing,
00:01:46Mr. Brokton.
00:01:48Do you think we'll have much fun
00:01:50when we get to Paris?
00:01:51I can't wait that long.
00:01:52I've got my son's buddy right now.
00:01:55There?
00:01:55Right behind me in the straw hen.
00:01:59He ain't a tie.
00:02:00Mason, dear,
00:02:01anybody that can take himself a man
00:02:03secretary to Europe
00:02:04is a tie for me.
00:02:05And my name ain't
00:02:06Maxine the story.
00:02:07What's your name?
00:02:09You know,
00:02:09mechanical perfection
00:02:10always interests me.
00:02:12Huh?
00:02:13Oh, uh,
00:02:13quite right.
00:02:15There's any neat
00:02:16precision,
00:02:16don't you,
00:02:17Confort?
00:02:17They can do better.
00:02:19Who are they?
00:02:20Kelly's Affairs of 1934.
00:02:23Kelly's Affairs?
00:02:24All of them?
00:02:28This fellow Kelly
00:02:30must be quite a person.
00:02:31Oh, no,
00:02:32it's a girl's show.
00:02:33You've heard of the
00:02:34Ziegfeld Follies?
00:02:35Well,
00:02:35this is Kelly's Affairs of 1934.
00:02:38Nevertheless,
00:02:39I think that Stella Kelly
00:02:41must lead a wild,
00:02:42disgraceful life.
00:02:45Oh,
00:02:46pardon me,
00:02:47my name is
00:02:48J. Ashmore Brockton.
00:02:49And mine is
00:02:50James W. Kelly.
00:02:54Well,
00:02:55how embarrassing.
00:02:57I must have offended him.
00:02:58Oh,
00:02:59don't let it bother you.
00:03:00Have a cigar.
00:03:01Girls,
00:03:02I want to talk to you.
00:03:03She says run into the salon.
00:03:05Yes,
00:03:05Mr. Kelly.
00:03:06Come on,
00:03:06do it the boss
00:03:07dance,
00:03:08scram into the salon.
00:03:09Here,
00:03:09will you go.
00:03:11Oh,
00:03:12I beg your pardon.
00:03:13I thought you were
00:03:14one of my girls.
00:03:15Really?
00:03:15Well,
00:03:16what I mean to say
00:03:17is,
00:03:17or was.
00:03:26I'll bet his father
00:03:27was a hotel detective.
00:03:28You ought to know.
00:03:31Wait a minute.
00:03:58Now listen, girl.
00:03:59This show's going to Paris.
00:04:01You all have contracts.
00:04:02I want you to remember
00:04:03it's a business trip.
00:04:04Yes,
00:04:05Mr. Kelly.
00:04:05I've agreed to deliver
00:04:06an entire cast.
00:04:07So if any of you think
00:04:08you're going to grab off
00:04:09a rich husband
00:04:09and quit show business,
00:04:10you're all wrong.
00:04:11Yes,
00:04:12Mr. Kelly.
00:04:13So remember,
00:04:13just keep your minds
00:04:14on your feet
00:04:14and off your hearts.
00:04:16In other words,
00:04:17stay away from the men.
00:04:18Yes,
00:04:19Mr. Kelly.
00:04:20And it's understood.
00:04:21No romance this trip.
00:04:27OK, Happy.
00:04:28You tell him the rest.
00:04:30I've got to go see
00:04:30the captain.
00:04:32Yes,
00:04:33Mr. Kelly.
00:04:48No,
00:04:49Mr. Kelly.
00:04:57Two hundred and seven.
00:04:58Miss Catherine Bell
00:04:59and Maid.
00:05:01And just who
00:05:02is Miss Catherine Bell?
00:05:03I don't know, sir,
00:05:04but she seems to be
00:05:05a person of considerable
00:05:06importance.
00:05:10And is there
00:05:11anything else, sir?
00:05:12Yes.
00:05:14Who has two hundred and nine?
00:05:18It's vacant.
00:05:19You mean,
00:05:21it was vacant.
00:05:23Yes, sir.
00:05:24It was vacant.
00:05:37I'm as happy as a lark
00:05:40Flying through the clouds above
00:05:43Here I stand
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:49It's grand.
00:05:50I'm right next door
00:05:52to love
00:05:54Once I whistle
00:05:55in the dark
00:05:56Oh, Kelly.
00:05:57Kelly.
00:05:58Don't do it.
00:06:00Please don't do it, Kelly.
00:06:02Do what?
00:06:03Fall in love.
00:06:06Who's falling in love?
00:06:07You are.
00:06:09On account of every time
00:06:10you yodel in the back
00:06:11you're falling in love.
00:06:12And every time you fall in love
00:06:13and every time you get in trouble
00:06:14and every time you get in trouble
00:06:15I've got to fix it.
00:06:16Oh, Kelly.
00:06:17Don't do it.
00:06:17Please don't do it.
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:30Heard about a guy called Cupid
00:06:33Funny little love decoy
00:06:37Thought he was insane
00:06:40Bringing everyone pain
00:06:42He was off my list
00:06:47Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
00:06:48I'll admit that I was stupid, laughing at the fair-haired boy.
00:06:56With his little dark, he awakened my heart to the joy I'd miss.
00:07:10I'm as happy as a lover, flying through the sky above.
00:07:18See, it's well, here I stand, right next door to love.
00:07:27Once I whistled in the dark, now I'm cooing like a dove.
00:07:36Who's hangs high, here am I, right next door to love.
00:07:45Please unlock the door for happiness.
00:07:58If I knock, will your heart answer yes?
00:08:12Please say yes.
00:08:18You will fit within my arm, like a hand within a glove.
00:08:28Come right in, the walls are thin.
00:08:32I'm right next door to love.
00:08:37Hey, hey, remember what you said, now, this ain't no pleasure trip.
00:08:42It's business.
00:08:44I mean business this time.
00:09:02Good morning, girls.
00:09:03Good morning, Mr. Kelly.
00:09:04How do you like the ocean this morning?
00:09:06Oh, I think it's awfully cute.
00:09:10If you think that this proposition is worthy...
00:09:13Hey, how did she get that so quickly?
00:09:16Oh, she just had one of her little spells with a dropsy.
00:09:19A dropsy?
00:09:20Yes.
00:09:21First she dropped her bag and he picked it up.
00:09:23Then she dropped her book and he picked that up.
00:09:26Then she dropped her handkerchief and...
00:09:27And she picked him up.
00:09:28Yes, Mr. Kelly.
00:09:29I want you girls to understand that...
00:09:35Give me your handkerchief.
00:09:37Come on, your handkerchief.
00:09:54Old lady.
00:10:01You dropped your handkerchief, Miss...
00:10:04Oh, Mr. Kelly.
00:10:09Now I'll show you just what I mean.
00:10:12Rodney.
00:10:12Yes, Miss President.
00:10:14The Bulgarian contract.
00:10:16Yes, sir.
00:10:17Oh, do you play contract?
00:10:19I'm just trying to learn.
00:10:20No, no, no, my dear.
00:10:21You misunderstand.
00:10:22You see, my contract is with the King of Belgardia.
00:10:25He's engaged me as efficiency engineer.
00:10:27The Belgardian papers, sir.
00:10:28Yes, thank you.
00:10:30You see, this is my contract with the King.
00:10:32And I might add that it's a very valuable document.
00:10:34Oh, it's pretty, isn't it?
00:10:39I don't see anything about money in here.
00:10:42Why, there it is.
00:10:44I'm to receive 100,000 pursuiters.
00:10:47That's the Bulgarian unit of exchange.
00:10:49You've heard of the pursuiters.
00:10:51Oh, sure.
00:10:53Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
00:10:55Yes.
00:10:56No.
00:10:57Oh, dear.
00:10:58I'm afraid I'll never learn on account of maybe I'm too young to understand about money.
00:11:04Oh, now, don't you be discouraged, my dear.
00:11:07Just you come and see me every day, and I'll explain it to you step by step.
00:11:12Oh, that's sweet of you, Mr. Stockton.
00:11:14But I'm afraid I can't on account of Mr. Kelly.
00:11:18Why, Mr. Kelly?
00:11:20Well, you see, he's pretty strict about our having genuine friends.
00:11:23And on account of he has me under contract to him, I have to do just what he tells me.
00:11:28Now, if you had my contract, I'd have to do just what you tell me, wouldn't I?
00:11:33I suppose so.
00:11:37Oh, Ardney.
00:11:38Yes, sir?
00:11:39See Mr. Kelly and attend to this matter.
00:11:42Oh, Ashmore.
00:11:44Shall I buy the young lady's contract, sir?
00:11:46Buy, of course.
00:11:48Uh-huh.
00:11:58Mr. Kelly?
00:11:59I'm Kelly.
00:12:00I have come to see you on a very important matter.
00:12:03Will you join us?
00:12:06Bartender, a lot of glass.
00:12:08Fix yourself up, bud.
00:12:09Thank you, sir.
00:12:10I'll take a cigar.
00:12:13I'll smoke it when I get off duty.
00:12:15Mr. Kelly, you'd give a charming lady great happiness if you'd sell her contract.
00:12:20What are you talking about?
00:12:21Miss Maxine Latour.
00:12:23Well, who the deuce are you?
00:12:25I'm Mr. J. Ashmore Brockton's secretary.
00:12:29Yeah?
00:12:30Then talk to my secretary.
00:12:35Both want to buy the whole show?
00:12:36Oh, no.
00:12:37No, just Miss Latour.
00:12:40No.
00:12:41Can't do that.
00:12:51Bust up her whole troupe.
00:12:53She's a featured dancer.
00:12:55Mr. Brockton will be very disappointed.
00:12:57His wrath will know no bounds.
00:13:03Oh, don't let that bother you.
00:13:05Have a cigar.
00:13:16Well, let me hear it for a minute.
00:13:30You know, we just can...
00:13:40Is the lady of the house at home?
00:13:42Uh, I'm working my way through college.
00:13:44And I thought that possibly she might be interested in, uh, a lady's home companion.
00:13:49No, Mr. Kelly.
00:14:07I'll be there.
00:14:08I'll be there.
00:14:08I'll be there.
00:14:08I'll be there.
00:14:09I'll be there.
00:14:12I'll be there.
00:14:20I'll be there.
00:14:20Oh, Ashmore.
00:14:22Oh, good morning, Maxine.
00:14:24Oh, don't you just love roller skates?
00:14:26Yes, indeed.
00:14:27They remind me of my youth.
00:14:28Did you skate much?
00:14:29No, never.
00:14:30But they still remind me of my youth.
00:14:32Oh, that's too bad.
00:14:34Because I'm just crazy about men's skates.
00:14:37Oh, they're so athletic.
00:14:38Yes.
00:14:40May I borrow your skates?
00:14:41Oh, but Ashmore, you might get hurt.
00:14:43Oh, touch it, touch it.
00:14:47Skating is merely a matter of concentration and coordination.
00:14:52It's merely, merely child's play.
00:14:55Easy as falling off a log.
00:14:57Oh, Ashmore, you're hurt.
00:15:03A slight miscalculation.
00:15:05Well, let me help you.
00:15:08Maxine!
00:15:09Maxine!
00:15:10I'll go, Mr. Ducca!
00:15:25I'll go, Mr. Ducca!
00:15:26I'll go, Mr. Ducca!
00:15:39Oh, my God.
00:15:43Oh, fancy meeting you here.
00:15:45I just thought I'd drop in.
00:15:47Won't you have dinner with me?
00:15:49I'd love to have dinner with you tonight.
00:15:51Swell.
00:15:55Sylvie, I'm on fire.
00:15:57It's the liniment, Your Highness.
00:15:59No, silly.
00:16:00It's the American.
00:16:01He's the nicest man I've ever met.
00:16:03And simply...
00:16:04No, I just can't think of the words.
00:16:08Isn't that, Your Highness?
00:16:09Thank you, Sylvia.
00:16:10That's the word.
00:16:11I'm simply nuts about him.
00:16:16Hello?
00:16:18I'm as happy as a lark
00:16:21Flying through the clouds above
00:16:25Gee, it's grand, here I stand
00:16:29Right next door to love
00:16:32Once I whistled in the dark
00:16:36Now I'm cooing like a dove
00:16:40Who sang, hi, here am I
00:16:45Right next door to love
00:16:47Please unlock the door to happiness
00:16:55If I knock with your heart
00:17:00And say yes
00:17:02Please say yes
00:17:04You would fit within my arms
00:17:07Like a hand within a glove
00:17:11Come on in
00:17:14The walls are thin
00:17:16I'm right next door to love
00:17:26You know, I'm an awful dud
00:17:27Why?
00:17:29Oh, I don't know
00:17:31I've made love to dozens of women
00:17:32And dozens of plays
00:17:35Now that I'm really in love
00:17:36I...
00:17:38I don't know what to say
00:17:40Well, what would you say
00:17:41If you were in the theater?
00:17:42Well, that'd be simple
00:17:44Here
00:17:45Now this is the stage
00:17:47And this is the proscenium march
00:17:50Now over here are the wings
00:17:54Now over here is a bench
00:17:58And you
00:18:01Are seated on the bench
00:18:04Then I come on over here
00:18:11And you look up and sigh
00:18:12And then you say
00:18:13You shouldn't have come, Montmorency
00:18:16Think
00:18:17My father
00:18:19And I look back at you
00:18:20And then the orchestra strikes a chord
00:18:27Believe me
00:18:28My days begin and end with you
00:18:34Always believe me
00:18:39Without you, day is gone
00:18:47Believe me
00:18:50My nights are dreams
00:18:55That blend in you
00:18:57You never leave me
00:19:02From the dusk till the dawn
00:19:11It's you alone
00:19:14Inspiring night
00:19:17Each and ever
00:19:21My very own
00:19:26My heart is your throne
00:19:29Forever
00:19:34And ever
00:19:39Believe me
00:19:43I'll worship you
00:19:46My whole
00:19:48My whole
00:19:50My whole
00:19:53Always believe me
00:19:59When I say
00:20:02I love you
00:20:27What's the trouble, Happy?
00:20:30Plenty.
00:20:30Read this.
00:20:32Pardon.
00:20:45Is there anything wrong?
00:20:51I'm afraid the show's over
00:20:59It's a fine bunch of friends
00:21:01Listen to this
00:21:03No
00:21:04I should say not
00:21:05Nothing doing
00:21:07Santa Claus is dead
00:21:09They had any other way of saying no
00:21:11That have used it
00:21:14We'll get out of it somehow
00:21:16We've been broke before
00:21:18Yeah, I knew it
00:21:19We didn't have a gang of women
00:21:20On our hands, though
00:21:21Say, do you realize
00:21:22We haven't got enough to
00:21:23To bring them back home?
00:21:26Oh, boy
00:21:26Oh, boy
00:21:27Oh, I'm sorry, sir
00:21:28But it's not for you
00:21:31A radiogram from Mr. Brockton
00:21:33Oh, thank you
00:21:54Anything wrong, sir?
00:21:56Everything
00:21:58This is most distressing
00:22:00Why did I ever become
00:22:01An efficiency engineer?
00:22:02It was very inefficient of you
00:22:06What's that?
00:22:07I mean, it was a trifle inefficient
00:22:09For a man of your great intelligence
00:22:12Intelligence?
00:22:13Bah!
00:22:13My goodness
00:22:14When I see a lot of brainless idiots
00:22:15Making a success
00:22:17Look at those two fools over there
00:22:19Enjoying a perfectly lovely trip
00:22:21Without a thing to worry about
00:22:27You know what burns me up, Happy?
00:22:29Is to see a couple of saps like that
00:22:30Sitting on top of the world
00:22:32We'd have been better off
00:22:33If you'd have sold him
00:22:34Maxine's contract
00:22:35When he wanted us
00:22:36Yeah
00:22:38Rodney
00:22:38Yes, sir?
00:22:40Do you think I can manage
00:22:41A theatrical troupe
00:22:42Of young ladies?
00:22:43You always were
00:22:44An expert at figures, sir
00:22:49Happy?
00:22:50Our troubles are over
00:22:52How come?
00:22:53I'll give him Maxine's contract
00:22:55If he takes the rest of the gals with us
00:22:57Kelly
00:22:58You're a genius
00:22:59Did you ever see a horse trade, Rodney?
00:23:03No, sir
00:23:04Well, um
00:23:06The trick is to trade the horse
00:23:07That you don't want
00:23:08For the
00:23:09One that you do want
00:23:12Understand?
00:23:14Perfectly
00:23:15But, uh
00:23:16We have no horse
00:23:18Give me that
00:23:19That Belgodian contract
00:23:21That's our horse
00:23:23But you can't trade this contract
00:23:25It's worthless, sir
00:23:27They don't know that
00:23:29Steward
00:23:33Yes, sir?
00:23:34Will you ask those two gentlemen over there
00:23:36If they will join us in a drink, please?
00:23:38Ask the gentleman over there
00:23:39If they'll join us in a drink
00:23:40Yes, sir
00:23:45Mr. Kelly would like you to join him in a drink
00:23:48Mr. Brockton would like you to join him in a drink
00:23:53Certainly
00:23:54Yes
00:24:00Oh, we can have a drink
00:24:06I wish you'd notice, please
00:24:07Yeah, the same, please
00:24:08Yes
00:24:09Have one yourself, bud
00:24:10Thanks, sir
00:24:11But, uh
00:24:11I'm not allowed to drink on duty
00:24:14Well, here
00:24:14Have a couple of cigars
00:24:15Thank you
00:24:20Several days ago
00:24:21You offered to buy
00:24:21Mr. Latour's contract
00:24:23Now, uh
00:24:23I've been thinking it over
00:24:25Yes, so am I, Mr. Kelly
00:24:27Now, if I wanted to buy your whole show
00:24:30You might have felt differently
00:24:33Well, uh
00:24:34I've never thought of selling
00:24:36But if I did
00:24:38It would have to be an awfully good proposition
00:24:40Of course, I hadn't thought of buying
00:24:43But if I did, I
00:24:45I might lay $500 down
00:24:48Just like that
00:24:51Then what would you say
00:24:53Why
00:24:53I brought those kids up from chorus girls
00:24:57Even if I wanted to sell my show
00:24:58Which I don't
00:25:00It would take a lot more than $500
00:25:04Well, of course
00:25:05If I really
00:25:06Wanted to buy your show
00:25:08I might raise that $500 to $1,000
00:25:13That's perfectly ridiculous
00:25:15Say, if I sold my show
00:25:16I wouldn't know what to do with myself
00:25:18Well, I can fix that
00:25:20I have a contract here
00:25:21With the King of Belgardia
00:25:23That will pay the owner
00:25:24$100,000 pursuers a year
00:25:26As an efficiency expert
00:25:27Just how much is that in real money?
00:25:30$10,000
00:25:32Now
00:25:33If I really loved a girl in your show
00:25:36That I couldn't bear to be separated from
00:25:40I might throw the contract in with the deal
00:25:43Then what would you say?
00:25:44I'd never let it be said
00:25:46That a Kelly stood in the way of true love
00:25:47It's a deal
00:25:49Rodney
00:25:51Yes, sir?
00:25:52Transfer the contract
00:25:52Yes
00:25:53Moran
00:25:54Transfer our contract
00:26:09There we are, gentlemen
00:26:10I wish you the best of luck
00:26:14Thanks
00:26:14Have a cigar
00:26:15Next, next
00:26:16Not here
00:26:17Oh, boy
00:26:18Yes, sir
00:26:19Cigars for the gentleman
00:26:20Yes, sir
00:26:24Yes, sir
00:26:26Yes, sir
00:26:40Wait a minute
00:26:41Wait a minute
00:26:42Here
00:26:42Tell it to your new boss
00:26:44Mr. J. Ashmore Proctor
00:26:46Oh, Ashmore, is it true?
00:26:49Indeed it is, my dear
00:26:54I certainly put one over on Kelly's
00:27:08Would it be better, Your Highness, if you didn't see him again?
00:27:11But Sylvia, I love him
00:27:13You know the boat dock's tomorrow
00:27:15And then I know
00:27:17Oh, the whole thing's impossible
00:27:19But I must see him tonight
00:27:21Even if it's only to say goodbye
00:27:22I'm sure it's time to get that thousand bucks
00:27:25So we can feed it back home
00:27:26Not so fast
00:27:28We're going to Belgarde to collect on this contract
00:27:30Oh, what do you know about running a kingdom?
00:27:33Listen, stupid
00:27:34Didn't I play the lead in the student prince, the vagabond king, and all the king's horses?
00:27:38All these kingdoms are alike
00:27:39It's a cinch
00:27:40I hope you don't forget your line
00:27:46See it, will you?
00:27:47I'll see you later
00:27:49Good evening
00:27:51Good evening
00:27:51Good evening
00:27:52Good night, Sylvia
00:27:55Good night
00:27:57I've been looking all over for you
00:27:59Isn't this our dance?
00:28:00I thought you'd forgotten
00:28:06I wish this boat didn't drop tomorrow
00:28:08So do I
00:28:10But I'll see you again
00:28:11I'm afraid not
00:28:13What's the matter? Going to meet your husband?
00:28:15I'm not married
00:28:17In love with someone else?
00:28:18No
00:28:19Well, now that that's all settled
00:28:21When will I see you again?
00:28:24You won't
00:28:26After tonight we must meet again
00:28:29Oh, I see
00:28:31That's another shipboard romance, eh?
00:28:33No, no, you're wrong
00:28:35Leaving you is the sweetest thing that's ever happened to me
00:28:37But we can't see each other anymore
00:28:39Why not?
00:28:41Don't ask me
00:28:43I can't tell you
00:28:45Oh, I can't leave you like this
00:28:48I love you
00:28:50Don't you remember last night?
00:28:56Do you hear what they're playing?
00:29:00Do you hear what they're playing?
00:29:01It's you alone
00:29:03Inspiring my each and ever
00:29:09My very own
00:29:14My heart is your throne
00:29:17Forever
00:29:22Forever
00:29:24Forever
00:29:26Forever
00:29:26Believe me
00:29:31I'll worship you
00:29:34My whole life through
00:29:41Always
00:29:43Believe me
00:29:48When I say
00:29:52I love you
00:30:13Goodbye
00:30:15Goodbye
00:30:25THE END
00:30:45In His Majesty the King
00:30:49In His Majesty the King
00:30:53In His Majesty the King
00:31:42In His Majesty the King
00:32:08In His Majesty the King
00:33:00Hi, I'm the King.
00:33:25Oh, quit worrying about that girl, will you?
00:33:32I can't happen.
00:33:34I simply got to find her.
00:33:36We've looked everywhere for her.
00:33:38She just disappeared into thin air.
00:33:41Oh, forget it, will you?
00:33:44How can I?
00:33:46I tell you, happiness is different.
00:33:47You don't understand.
00:33:49I love it.
00:33:55Hey, stop the car.
00:34:12Thank you, gentlemen.
00:34:14I appreciate this very much.
00:34:17I shall see that you are suitably rewarded.
00:34:20Quite all right, forget it.
00:34:22But I mean it.
00:34:23I shall make you a Count and you a Duke.
00:34:28You take it easy, old man.
00:34:30Everything's going to be all right.
00:34:32You see, you've been out in the sun just a little bit too long.
00:34:35But you don't understand.
00:34:38Gentlemen, I am the King.
00:34:40Why?
00:34:41Certainly, certainly.
00:34:43Uh, shake hands with the student prince.
00:34:46And I am the court jester.
00:34:49Gentlemen, I assure you.
00:34:51Now hold it up.
00:34:52Hold it up.
00:34:52Did you ever see this one?
00:35:02Well...
00:35:04No, never mind, never mind.
00:35:05Now wait a minute.
00:35:05I can do something better than that.
00:35:08Do you like flowers?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:11Well, smell that.
00:35:23You're not a bad guy, I thought.
00:35:25Well, what's your name, boy?
00:35:28Maximilian.
00:35:30No harm met, Maxie, old boy.
00:35:47Well, I'll be right back.
00:35:47Goodbye, Maxie.
00:35:48This is as far as we go.
00:35:50Yeah, beat it.
00:35:50We got business inside.
00:35:52But I want to go in here, too.
00:35:54That's what we get for picking up a hobo.
00:35:56Oh, well, let him go.
00:35:57The guards will throw him out anyhow.
00:36:07Listen, Maxie.
00:36:08We gave you a lift.
00:36:09Now what more do you want?
00:36:10But this is where I...
00:36:11Well, if you must follow us, you might as well help.
00:36:15Here.
00:36:15Take these.
00:36:34Here you are, my man.
00:36:35For your trouble.
00:36:37Have a cigar.
00:36:40Take it on the lamp.
00:36:42On the lamp?
00:36:43Yeah.
00:36:44Scram.
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47Scram!
00:36:48That's it.
00:36:54How'd you like the way those mugs are saluting us?
00:36:56Some reception, eh?
00:36:57They must have been expecting us.
00:36:58We're a couple of big shots.
00:36:59You said it, pal.
00:37:02Well...
00:37:02Oh!
00:37:04Run along, my man.
00:37:05Tell the king the efficiency engineers are here.
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:08Where's your pass?
00:37:09Why, we don't need any pass.
00:37:11The king sent for us.
00:37:12No pass.
00:37:13How did you get in the palace?
00:37:15Have a cigar.
00:37:16We just walked in.
00:37:18Forced entry, huh?
00:37:20You're under arrest.
00:37:25You're right with these.
00:37:26These men have forced their way into the palace.
00:37:28Well, what have you to say for yourselves?
00:37:30It's a frame-up.
00:37:31I want a lawyer.
00:37:33That's a poor excuse.
00:37:35We ought to give them ten years in prison.
00:37:37Say, you're making a terrible mistake.
00:37:39I've changed my mind.
00:37:40We'll give them 20 years.
00:37:42It's an outrage.
00:37:43I demand to see the king.
00:37:44He's expecting us.
00:37:46Why?
00:37:46The men are maniacs.
00:37:48We'll give them life.
00:37:50Hey, wait till the king hears about this.
00:37:52You'll all be looking for a new job.
00:37:54His Majesty the King!
00:37:57Yeah, now you'll get it.
00:37:58Wait till I tell him what's been going on around here.
00:38:00Thank you, sir.
00:38:13Gentlemen.
00:38:16Holy smoke, it's Maxie.
00:38:17Oh, tell the boys I died game.
00:38:20Your Majesty, these men forced their way into the palace.
00:38:23It isn't true.
00:38:24How did you get past the sentries?
00:38:26Why we came in was...
00:38:29I don't, uh, remember, Your Honor.
00:38:32You see, Your Majesty, we are the efficiency experts from America.
00:38:36My name is Kelly, and this is my assistant, Mr. Moran.
00:38:40I have sent for these gentlemen.
00:38:43Welcome to Belgania.
00:38:53Now we are even.
00:38:56All right.
00:38:57Take it on the lam.
00:38:58On the lam, Your Majesty?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:02Scram.
00:39:05Gentlemen.
00:39:06Be seated.
00:39:16Mr. Kelly, I want this country completely reorganized.
00:39:20And it's up to you.
00:39:22You will have complete charge of everything.
00:39:24Even the finances of this kingdom.
00:39:26That's just what I want.
00:39:27I'll put this over like a three-ring circuit.
00:39:30And don't think he can do it.
00:39:31He's one of the smartest men in the show.
00:39:33Uh, I mean in the sufficiency racket.
00:39:35Your Majesty, documents will be important.
00:39:37In the future, give all documents of this sort to Mr. Kelly.
00:39:41Here you are.
00:39:45Gas.
00:39:48Telephone.
00:39:49Electricity.
00:39:50What?
00:39:51No milk or rice?
00:39:52Oh.
00:39:53My mistake.
00:39:59Say, why weren't these bills paid?
00:40:01They want money.
00:40:02And we haven't any.
00:40:04You mean, you're broke?
00:40:06Absolutely.
00:40:07We've been gypped.
00:40:09Double crossed.
00:40:10Say, haven't you any assets at all?
00:40:12Uh, here is the list of everything.
00:40:15These are the liabilities.
00:40:18And these, the assets.
00:40:25Say, what's this 500,000 mops?
00:40:28That's our main industry.
00:40:30It's the only thing we manufacture in this country.
00:40:33Well, why don't you sell them?
00:40:34We can't.
00:40:35People prefer using vacuum cleaners.
00:40:38Say, just how do you get along?
00:40:40We don't.
00:40:42Prince Alexis of Moronia had to lend us 200,000 Pazutas.
00:40:49You'll find that in the liability.
00:40:52How are you going to repay him?
00:40:54That's for you to worry about.
00:40:58Have you a match?
00:41:00Oh, sure.
00:41:01Thanks for the cigar.
00:41:03I haven't smoked an American cigar in a long time.
00:41:08Oh, I'm sorry, but that's the last match I had.
00:41:15Here's an item of three princes named Stefani.
00:41:18Good looking boys?
00:41:20Rather look like me.
00:41:23Fine.
00:41:23We'll ship them to Hollywood and marry them to screen stores.
00:41:26That always works.
00:41:27It's entirely in your hand.
00:41:29That's the spirit.
00:41:31Happy, have you got a match?
00:41:32Sure.
00:41:33Why didn't you light the king's cigar?
00:41:41Those practical jokes of yours are going to get us in trouble someday.
00:41:44These trick matches don't light.
00:41:48My mistake.
00:41:49I didn't want to smoke anyhow.
00:41:54Say, who is this Princess Tania?
00:41:56She certainly knows how to spend money.
00:41:58She's my daughter.
00:42:00The successor to the throne.
00:42:02My only child.
00:42:03You know how it is.
00:42:05Oh, I see.
00:42:06Where is she now?
00:42:07She's in Paris.
00:42:08But she'll be here in a few days.
00:42:11Say, we can't afford a princess.
00:42:13She'll have to get married.
00:42:15Anyone interested in her?
00:42:17As a matter of fact, Prince Alexis lent us the 200,000 pursuiters.
00:42:22Because he wants to marry her.
00:42:24Hmm.
00:42:25And if she marries him, we don't have to pay the debt.
00:42:27We kill off two birds with one stone.
00:42:30Same old story.
00:42:31Little Mel marries to pay off the mortgage on the old homestead.
00:42:36But my daughter doesn't like Prince Alexis.
00:42:39Well, make her like him.
00:42:41You're her old man.
00:42:42Sure.
00:42:43Who's king around here anyway?
00:42:45I am.
00:42:47Then that settles it.
00:42:48She marries Prince Alexis.
00:42:50My prime minister has favored that idea for a long time.
00:42:54Wait until you meet him.
00:42:56I know you'll get on very well with Count Parcheesi.
00:43:00You may go, gentlemen.
00:43:02Count Parcheesi!
00:43:06Count Parcheesi!
00:43:09A good day's work, gentlemen.
00:43:12I wonder what happened to my cigar.
00:43:18Thanks, gentlemen.
00:43:20For years, someone has been stealing my cigars and I never could find out who it was.
00:43:24Oh, just a sample of our efficiency, Your Majesty.
00:43:26Call me Maxie.
00:43:27Okay, Maxie.
00:43:29So long, Maxie.
00:43:31Help Parcheesi!
00:43:39Welcome, Parcheesi.
00:43:40How is my daughter?
00:43:41I brought her safely back from America.
00:43:43She's on the train now.
00:43:44I came back by airplane.
00:43:47Good.
00:43:48This dilly-dallying has been going on long enough.
00:43:51I have made up my mind that my daughter shall marry Prince Alexis of Moronia.
00:43:55But, Your Majesty, suppose she doesn't like the idea?
00:43:58I'll make her like it.
00:44:00I'm her old man.
00:44:02Who's king around here anyhow?
00:44:05You, Your Majesty.
00:44:06Then that's settled then.
00:44:08Leave immediately from Moronia and tell Prince Alexis that we are announcing his betrothal to the Princess Tania.
00:44:13I shall leave at once, Your Majesty.
00:44:30But, Your Highness.
00:44:31No, no, get out of here.
00:44:32But, Princess.
00:44:33Get out of here, I said.
00:44:36You can take those thieves back and tell that old girl I wouldn't marry him if he were the last
00:44:40man on earth.
00:44:41But, Your Father the King will be...
00:44:43I don't want to hear any more about it.
00:44:44And you can tell my Father the King that if he comes up here, I'll throw him out too.
00:44:53That's perfectly terrible, Maxie. Perfectly terrible.
00:44:57You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:44:59I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:45:00Give me another chance, please.
00:45:03All right, let's give him one more chance.
00:45:06All right, one more chance.
00:45:07Come on.
00:45:10Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:11How am I doing?
00:45:12Your Majesty.
00:45:13Your Majesty.
00:45:14Well, what is it?
00:45:16Your daughter...
00:45:16Don't you see I'm busy?
00:45:17Your daughter refused to accept the Prince's engagement gift.
00:45:20Wait, that's open rebellion.
00:45:22What will we do?
00:45:24Don't let her get away with this just because you're her father.
00:45:26Show her that you're the King.
00:45:29You're right.
00:45:31Wait, wait a minute, Steve.
00:45:32Oh, thanks.
00:45:57Well, what do you want?
00:45:59Tanya.
00:46:00Darling.
00:46:01Don't get excited.
00:46:03It's only your father.
00:46:04Get away from here.
00:46:05I don't ever want to see you again.
00:46:07Leave this to me.
00:46:09I've handled temperamental prima donnas before.
00:46:15Oh, Princess.
00:46:17Will you please open this door so we can discuss this quietly?
00:46:24Now you listen to me, young lady.
00:46:26This nonsense has got to stop.
00:46:28That futes me.
00:46:28But the sooner you stop, the better I like it.
00:46:30Oh, wisecracker, eh?
00:46:32Why, you funny little idiot.
00:46:34With a disposition like yours, you should be very happy that any man wants to marry you.
00:46:37Oh, is that so?
00:46:38Well, did you ever see Prince Alexis?
00:46:40And what has that got to do with it?
00:46:42He has gout, bold teeth, and a bald head.
00:46:44And then the more he's 81 years old.
00:46:45So much the better.
00:46:46He can't live forever.
00:46:48The engagement has been announced.
00:46:49Unless you go through with his marriage, it means war.
00:46:51Good.
00:46:52It'll give the army some exercise.
00:46:53But we can't go to war.
00:46:55The army quit last payday.
00:46:57Don't you realize if you don't marry Prince Alexis,
00:47:00he'll foreclose the mortgage on this palace?
00:47:03I can't help it.
00:47:04I will not marry that man.
00:47:06And why not?
00:47:07Because I love someone else.
00:47:09Oh.
00:47:10Going to sacrifice your country for a drugstore cowboy, eh?
00:47:13He's the finest man that ever lived.
00:47:15If he were half a man instead of a marked-down gigolo,
00:47:18he'd be here with you right now.
00:47:19Is he worried?
00:47:20Make you eat your work, you nincompoop!
00:47:22Look.
00:47:24Princess or no princess,
00:47:26there's no pug-nosed, bandy-legged,
00:47:28cock-eyed bell-guardian going to call me a nincompoop
00:47:31and get away with it.
00:47:33Hey.
00:47:34Is there any other way into that room?
00:47:35Through the balcony.
00:47:50Jimmy.
00:47:52Oh, darling.
00:47:53What have I done?
00:47:55Are you hurt?
00:47:57Catherine.
00:47:58Oh, sweetheart, you shouldn't have followed me here.
00:48:01I don't know what they'll do to you if they find you with me.
00:48:05They've been hurt.
00:48:06They want me to marry some old prince.
00:48:08But I love you.
00:48:10Oh, please take me away from here.
00:48:12Oh, gee.
00:48:13That's a swell idea.
00:48:15Where did you get this engagement person?
00:48:18But, darling, I...
00:48:19I didn't know that you were the princess.
00:48:21Oh, so this engagement is your idea.
00:48:24Oh, but how was I to know that you...
00:48:26Oh, what difference does that make?
00:48:28And you were the man who had nerve enough to tell me
00:48:30not to sacrifice my country for a drugstore cowboy,
00:48:33a cheap fortune hunter.
00:48:34Well, you were right.
00:48:35I won't.
00:48:35Oh, but, darling.
00:48:36Don't dolling me.
00:48:37I'm just a pugnose, cross-eyed, bald-legged Belgian
00:48:39that's only fit to marry Prince Alexis.
00:48:41You fix it for me to marry him.
00:48:43All right?
00:48:43I will.
00:48:44But listen, darling.
00:48:45Can't we...
00:48:46See if you can fix that.
00:48:48Father.
00:48:49But, Tanya, I...
00:48:50Your flunky here has just convinced me
00:48:52that I should marry Prince Alexis.
00:48:53Your magistrate.
00:48:54A word, not a word, my boy.
00:48:56This is no type of modesty.
00:48:57You might pass it off lightly,
00:48:59but I know you've done a great job.
00:49:02Congratulations.
00:49:11But listen, Happy, this is serious.
00:49:13We're in an awful jam.
00:49:15What do you mean we are?
00:49:16You are.
00:49:17You were the one who thought about running this kingdom.
00:49:20Oh, I knew it.
00:49:21But I got her into the mess,
00:49:22now I gotta get her out of it.
00:49:23How different does that make?
00:49:24As far as she's concerned, you're in the doghouse.
00:49:27I'm not worrying about myself,
00:49:29but I can't stand by and watch her marry this mug.
00:49:31Tell me, what am I going to do?
00:49:33Why ask me?
00:49:34I didn't play on all the king's horses.
00:49:36Gee, if I could only pay that Alexis
00:49:37to 200,000 pursuiters that Maxie owes him,
00:49:39I could tell him to go jump in the lake.
00:49:41That's it.
00:49:42Happy, all we have to do is race 200,000 pursuiters.
00:49:45Yeah, that's all we have to do,
00:49:47race 200,000 pursuiters.
00:49:49Oh, but Happy, listen.
00:49:52Paul, where are you going?
00:49:53Why?
00:49:53We would like to see the palace.
00:49:55Oh, that's against the law.
00:49:56We came all the way from our way,
00:49:58and Happy here, that's my wife,
00:50:00she's never seen a palace.
00:50:02We'll give you 25 pursuiters.
00:50:03Oh, I couldn't think of it.
00:50:06Well, I'm a son of a gun.
00:50:08For less than 50 pursuiters.
00:50:10Okay, we'll give you 50 pursuiters.
00:50:14Well, how dare you offer me 50 pursuiters
00:50:29to let you in the palace grounds?
00:50:34I'm sorry, sir, but I did.
00:50:39You couldn't make it a hundred pursuiters, could you?
00:50:41Yes, sir.
00:50:45Happy?
00:50:46Our troubles are over.
00:50:48How come?
00:50:50Get a load of that.
00:50:52I'm happy.
00:50:54Oh, darling.
00:50:54Do you want to see this?
00:50:55Yeah, oh, but I'm sorry.
00:50:58Man.
00:50:58Step this way, ladies and gentlemen!
00:51:01Step this way!
00:51:02Up inside we have that historic palace
00:51:04with a million cringles of his stars
00:51:07that supplies the way to you.
00:51:09And all for the sum of 25 pursuiters.
00:51:13Twenty-five pursuiters, one-penth of a roofal.
00:51:16How's it going, Happy?
00:51:17Oh, it's colossal!
00:51:19They're sorry, it's colossal!
00:51:24Are we taking in any dope?
00:51:26Are we taking in any dope, pal?
00:51:28It's the thrill of a lifestyle.
00:51:30Yes, loyal ladies and gentlemen,
00:51:32it's the thrill of a lifestyle.
00:51:34You can't afford to miss it.
00:51:36Okay, pal, you keep it going.
00:51:37I'm going to check up inside.
00:51:38All right, I'll probably in.
00:51:40Take all of them off.
00:51:41We're all the officials over there of Val Guardia.
00:51:44How's business? Rock.
00:51:45Well, Sheriff, success is just across the moat.
00:51:48Here you are, Paul.
00:51:50Here you are, take all of them off.
00:51:52You're the sickness of the name of Val Guardia.
00:51:55Here you are, Paul.
00:51:57Take all of them off.
00:51:59Here you are.
00:52:00Throw them there, Paul.
00:52:02Here it is, the force of keep.
00:52:05Hot dog, hot dog.
00:52:06If I fail the guess within three pounds of your weight.
00:52:10Warm puppies, warm puppies.
00:52:13Will you indulge in warm puppies?
00:52:15Hot dogs, you slug.
00:52:16Here you are, here you are.
00:52:18Hot dog, hot dog.
00:52:20How do you like them, friend?
00:52:21I'm a husband.
00:52:24Maxie, you're eating up all the profits.
00:52:27Go on back to your own job.
00:52:30Here you are, here you are.
00:52:32Hot dog, hot dog.
00:52:34Have them off, lady?
00:52:35No, thank you.
00:52:37I'll use a bathroom, please.
00:52:40How they selling?
00:52:41Sure.
00:52:42I can't even give them away.
00:52:43Well, keep trying.
00:52:45Only 25 students to ride that breath-taking,
00:52:49all-inspiring,
00:52:51Royal Marlott Donald Fredo.
00:52:53A handsome present
00:52:54goes to each and every person
00:52:56making a complete success.
00:52:58Here you are.
00:52:59Here you are, young lady.
00:53:00There you are.
00:53:02Young lady, here you are.
00:53:11All right, Kelly.
00:53:13I was just on my way to work.
00:53:18Here you are, lady.
00:53:20Here you are, my lady.
00:53:20Here you are, my lady.
00:53:22Here you are, my lady.
00:53:22Here you are, my lady.
00:53:23You are, my lady.
00:53:24Do not leave the girls without having your photograph made beside His Majesty.
00:53:27with a slight tongue of a 25 pursuers.
00:53:31Ah, you little ladies,
00:53:32wouldn't you like to have your photograph
00:53:33made beside the King of Bulgaria?
00:53:35Okay, boys.
00:53:37Give it a little birdie.
00:53:40Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:53:42Won't you buy a mop?
00:53:44A mop?
00:53:45I should say not.
00:53:46I use a vacuum cleaner.
00:53:49Sir Highness, let's just have him.
00:53:52Hey, call the mop.
00:53:54Who's next?
00:53:55Here you are.
00:53:57Here we have kidnapped Philip LePort
00:53:59in his royal robe.
00:54:07Miss Tanya, really.
00:54:09Oh, that's another one of your brilliant ideas.
00:54:11But darling, listen.
00:54:12Don't speak to me.
00:54:13I never want to see you again.
00:54:18Here's your prize, lady.
00:54:20Here's your prize.
00:54:21Here we come.
00:54:23There, that's fine.
00:54:24That's fine, young lady.
00:54:25Everything's going to be now.
00:54:26Come along to the right.
00:54:28Father Sparrow, come right along here now.
00:54:30Ah, here is your prize, lady.
00:54:32Here.
00:54:34I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:54:37I hope you're satisfied.
00:54:38I'm not doing all this to hurt you.
00:54:40The country is bankrupt,
00:54:41and I'm only trying to help.
00:54:42You surely picked a fine way to do it.
00:54:45We'll make money, aren't we?
00:54:46Certainly, for a few weeks.
00:54:47But how long do you think
00:54:48this ridiculous heartbreak can last?
00:54:50Here.
00:54:51Here's the only important thing in the country.
00:54:53Mums.
00:54:53And you're giving them away.
00:54:55It's pricey.
00:54:55If you really want to put this country on the feet,
00:54:57you'll sell us mums.
00:54:59Only it takes more than a crooner to do it.
00:55:02Oh, yeah?
00:55:05Well, if Eddie Cantor can sell coffee,
00:55:06and Rudy Valley can sell yeast,
00:55:08I can sell mums.
00:55:12Cheerio, everyone.
00:55:14This is Jimmy Kelly,
00:55:15speaking for the Royal Mop Company,
00:55:17the makers of the Personality Mop.
00:55:19Use the Personality Mop
00:55:21and clean up with pleasure.
00:55:23The Personality Mop is different.
00:55:26They are colored in perfume.
00:55:28A color for every occasion.
00:55:30And a perfume for every mood.
00:55:32The Personality Mop is the mop of romance.
00:55:35It is the mop, beautiful.
00:55:38From the shimmering rainbow
00:55:40comes the exquisite colors.
00:55:42From the fragrant wildflowers,
00:55:45their exotic perfume.
00:55:48It is the Personality Mop.
00:55:51Born in a palace and fit for a king.
00:55:55So good night, everybody.
00:55:58Until the same hour tomorrow,
00:56:00when Personality Mop
00:56:02will again bring you
00:56:03Jimmy Kelly,
00:56:05the voice of romance singing.
00:56:11There's a love song
00:56:14in the air.
00:56:18It's the song of my heart
00:56:22calling to you.
00:56:26Can't you hear
00:56:28my song declare
00:56:33Even though we're apart
00:56:37My love is true
00:56:40Every word, every note
00:56:45tells my longing
00:56:47Every rhyme speaks of you
00:56:52through, through and through
00:56:57There's a love song
00:57:00in the air
00:57:04It's the song of my heart
00:57:09calling to you
00:57:19Perfume-colored moth
00:57:23It's ridiculous.
00:57:24He can't sell moths that way.
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:27He's been successful
00:57:28in everything else he's tried.
00:57:30Personality moths.
00:57:31The voice of our old man.
00:57:33A lot of good that'll do.
00:57:35You never can tell.
00:57:37Our women have never heard
00:57:38a crooner before.
00:57:40I'll bet you our women
00:57:41don't buy any moths.
00:57:43Even if he sings
00:57:43until he's blue in the face.
00:57:58And what perfume do you desire, madam?
00:58:02Night of the...
00:58:06I want a mop to match my dress.
00:58:10Here you are, madam.
00:58:17And what perfume matches
00:58:19your personality, madam?
00:58:21Black narcissists.
00:58:25Oh, dear.
00:58:27What's your hurry?
00:58:28It's almost time
00:58:29for the broadcast.
00:58:30The voice of romance.
00:58:32Oh, I didn't know
00:58:33it was so late.
00:58:34Girls!
00:58:35You missed the broadcast.
00:58:37Oh, my God.
00:58:47Eight o'clock.
00:58:49The hour of romance.
00:58:51Brought to you
00:58:52by the personality moth.
00:58:54Born in the palace
00:58:56and fit for a king.
00:58:58If you haven't already
00:58:59got your personality moth,
00:59:00you better hurry.
00:59:01There are only a few left.
00:59:02We now bring to you
00:59:04Jimmy Kelly,
00:59:06the voice of romance.
00:59:08Singing.
00:59:12There's a love song
00:59:15in the air.
00:59:20It's the song of my heart
00:59:24calling to you.
00:59:29Can't you hear
00:59:31my song declare
00:59:36Even though we're apart
00:59:40My love is true
00:59:44Every word, every note
00:59:48tells my longing
00:59:51Every rhyme speaks of you
00:59:56Through and through
01:00:03I just received a news bulletin.
01:00:07Flash!
01:00:09Prince Alexis of Moronia
01:00:11arrives tomorrow in Belgardia
01:00:13with his royal guard
01:00:15to claim Princess Tanya
01:00:17as his bride.
01:00:22Father, I can't go through
01:00:23with it.
01:00:25Father, I can't go through
01:00:26with it.
01:00:27I will not marry that man.
01:00:28Why not?
01:00:29You agreed to.
01:00:31I don't...
01:00:31You're engaged
01:00:32with this business now.
01:00:33Your Majesty,
01:00:33we've got to do something.
01:00:34Jimmy!
01:00:35You've got to help me.
01:00:37If you love me,
01:00:38you'll get me out of this.
01:00:42Your Majesty,
01:00:44Tanya and I love each other.
01:00:45When Prince Alexis arrives tomorrow,
01:00:47we're going to pay him off
01:00:47and tell him to scram.
01:00:49Why didn't you tell me
01:00:50all this before?
01:00:51What difference does it make?
01:00:52We were almost sold out of mops.
01:00:54Well, what's that got to do with it?
01:00:55Well, I didn't like
01:00:56to see the business start.
01:00:57So what?
01:00:57So I took all the money
01:00:59and bought a boatload of mops.
01:01:02You.
01:01:10His Royal Highness
01:01:12Prince Alexis.
01:01:17Company
01:01:18up
01:01:19and hit
01:01:21water.
01:01:27Hello, Alec.
01:01:28Hello, Matt.
01:01:29How are you?
01:01:30How's business?
01:01:30Great.
01:01:31We've been selling
01:01:32a lot of mops.
01:01:33Oh, yes.
01:01:33I heard about that.
01:01:34But we'll talk about that later.
01:01:36I came to claim my bride.
01:01:39Well,
01:01:41I'm afraid it's all off, Alec.
01:01:43She doesn't want to marry you.
01:01:45You know how girls are.
01:01:47So you're well,
01:01:48single-on-one, dear.
01:01:50I loaned you
01:01:51$200,000
01:01:52as soon as I could
01:01:53marry your daughter.
01:01:54I appreciate it.
01:01:55But you won't lose
01:01:56anything by it.
01:01:57I'll give you
01:01:58your money back.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Give me the dough
01:02:07and I'll forget all about it.
01:02:08Well,
01:02:09I haven't got it right now.
01:02:11But if you'll wait...
01:02:12Oh, quit, Miss, darling.
01:02:14I hold the markets
01:02:16on this palace
01:02:17and if you can't pay,
01:02:18I'll take it over.
01:02:19Boris,
01:02:20we are moving in.
01:02:22Now,
01:02:22if you'll only wait
01:02:23for a while,
01:02:23you'll get your money
01:02:24plus 10% interest.
01:02:26Who are you?
01:02:26Why, I'm the king's
01:02:28efficiency engineer.
01:02:29Sure.
01:02:30He's the man
01:02:30who put the kingdom
01:02:31on its feet.
01:02:32It was he
01:02:32who sold all the mops.
01:02:35He's an imposter.
01:02:37He's nothing
01:02:38but a cheap finger.
01:02:40Oh, a crooner.
01:02:46This fellow, Kelly,
01:02:47met the princess
01:02:48on the boat
01:02:48and followed her out here.
01:02:50That's why she doesn't
01:02:52want to marry you.
01:02:53Oh, so that's it.
01:02:54Well, nobody can take
01:02:55my girl
01:02:56and make a fool
01:02:56out of me.
01:02:57Boris,
01:02:58take this crooner
01:02:59out and shoot him.
01:03:01Did you hear that?
01:03:02Well, I certainly did.
01:03:04They're going to kill
01:03:05our crooners.
01:03:07They're killing our crooner!
01:03:09They're killing our crooner!
01:03:10They're killing our crooner!
01:03:11Jimmy!
01:03:12Oh, my darling!
01:03:13Sweet.
01:03:18It's all for time.
01:03:19Do something.
01:03:20It's all?
01:03:21What do I do?
01:03:22Anything at once.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:28There's a love song
01:03:31in the air
01:03:35It's the song
01:03:37of my heart
01:03:38calling for you
01:03:42Can't you hear
01:03:45my song
01:03:47declare
01:03:50Even though
01:03:52my love is
01:04:03every word
01:04:04they're killing our crooner!
01:04:05There's a love song
01:04:06in the air
01:04:08It's the song
01:04:10of my heart
01:04:11calling to you
01:04:13Can't you hear
01:04:14my song
01:04:16declare
01:04:17Even though
01:04:19we're apart
01:04:20my love is true
01:04:22Every word
01:04:23every note
01:04:24tells my long
01:04:25song in the air
01:04:27Every night
01:04:27speaks of you
01:04:28to the earth
01:04:31There's a love song
01:04:32in the air
01:04:35It's the song
01:04:36It's the song
01:04:36of my heart
01:04:37calling for you
01:04:39There's a love song
01:04:41in the air
01:04:43It's the song
01:04:45of my heart
01:04:46calling for you
01:04:48Can't you hear
01:04:49my song
01:04:50declare
01:04:52Even though
01:04:54we're apart
01:04:55My love is true
01:05:02your heart
01:05:05the
01:05:05in the air
01:05:09tower
01:05:10The
01:05:10dail
01:05:13the
01:05:21THE END
01:05:44THE END
01:06:15THE END
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