00:00My precious, after years of searching, I finally found you, and no one will take you.
00:04I won't crack the screen on this one. I've matured, and I'm not clumsy anymore.
00:10Never mind.
00:11It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour.
00:14So in summary, if you want to look like me, it's all about your diet.
00:19Oh, good gracious. I walked right through a spinal weapon.
00:23It's still on you.
00:25And then he kissed me.
00:26No!
00:28See, Pete, he sleeps with his feet to his teeth.
00:30What a cute baby.
00:32It ain't mine.
00:33The trick is to hide in plain sight. Watch as this dog thinks I'm a candle.
00:38Steve, please cover your poop in the litter box. It's disgusting.
00:42And when I go to meet my shepherd, I'll pack a no material possessions.
00:47Tell the llama!
00:47Hey, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
00:51I farted.
00:52Lights, camera, and action.
00:55Ugh!
00:56Ugh!
00:56Jessica, you give a whole new meaning to cat on a hot tin roof.
01:00Oh, Jason.
01:02Oh, I'm fine.
01:04I pulled back the sheets and Billy's wool was gone.
01:07Ugh!
01:08Excuse me, can someone please tell me how to get to St. Louis?
01:12No!
01:13Excuse me, I need to speak to a manager.
01:15Oh, jeez, I don't work here.
01:17I can't reach the fancy feast on aisle nine.
01:20I won the lottery, I hit the quackpot, and I'm quitting my job today.
01:23Hey, Beatrice, you want to be my baby llama mama?
01:26Huh.
01:26Bus fare is how much?
01:27Five dollars.
01:29That's nuts.
01:30Who the hell?
01:32I'll just put the kitten down.
01:33Twin beaks on the beach, scoping for chicks.
01:36What's up, ladies?
01:37All these wind turbines, but not a lick of power in my doghouse.
01:41Oh, please, please, please, please, give me a piece of your pizza.
01:44So then I flipped him the bird.
01:46I don't want to go to the corner.
01:48Yeah, I sucker punched him.
01:50He called me an octopus.
01:51And that is how you dab, Kenneth.
01:54I got to get into shape.
01:56Ooh, that's enough for today.
01:58Come, my brother.
01:59Step into the healing water.
02:01Now, come now.
02:02Don't resist.
02:03What was trash can be turned to treasure.
02:06Walter.
02:06Walter.
02:07Look, I'm Darth Sidious.
02:09Oh, come on, trash.
02:10I'm sorry.
02:11I'm Madame of Stag.
02:13Oh, you know I'm sensitive about what else.
02:16I've got to knit myself a sweater before I freeze to death.
02:20What's on the menu for a da-la-la-la-la-la-la?
02:24Oh, that's Terry.
02:25Yeah, he's got a drinking problem.
02:27Yeah, I'm a carrier pigeon, but this is as far as I'm delivering this message.
02:31Oh, Kathy, you're home.
02:32I went ahead and preheated the oven for you.
02:34Oh, for duck's sake.
02:36I'm not a rubber ducky, Kyle!
02:39So are you interested in a Meow Nage et Trois?
02:41This isn't a Geico casting call!
02:45I saw Lace, so that's what I did.
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