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00:02we are live from the streets of a chilly new york city but it is about to get very hot
00:08here in
00:09manhattan hello everyone i'm sean mooney a few minutes ago it was a mob scene out here everyone
00:14braving the elements to be a part of monday night raw but now they're inside set for the action hey
00:19hey wait a minute what bobby heenan i'm going in there no no no no oh yes i am you
00:24were replaced
00:25i went replaced yes by who would replace me rob bartlett you're not okay this is monday night
00:31raw live from new york city and i've got to be in there to host it no no you don't
00:35even know
00:36no i can't get in i'm sorry i can't get in i can get in i can buy a ticket
00:39no there are no tickets
00:41left it's sold out in there they're jammed to the rafters show me the press case so i can get
00:45through here i didn't make up the rules here i didn't know you didn't make up the rules
00:59so
01:10welcome everyone to monday night raw we are live from new york city's manhattan
01:26and tonight live among other great matches you'll see the steiner brothers in tag team action plus a
01:32very special interview with razor ramon there's a great match i can't wait to see this coco beware
01:39versus yoko zuma you know the guy's got the diaper thing going right up there in the middle between
01:44the dead man's land and no man's land watch out after bartlett said that about yoko zuma that's all i
01:50can think
01:51about right now but also is damien dementor who is my favorite the undertaker oh yeah
01:59what a matchup a series on them headed your way right here on monday night raw and look out here
02:06he comes
02:06this contest this contest is catchable for one fall coming down the aisle from union city
02:13kennedy playing 228 pounds the bird man coco beware
02:26on monday night raw go get him bird man you know i often wondered whatever happened to gary coleman
02:34it's he grew up there he is
02:41and this athlete headed to the ring right now has something else indeed we have never seen anything
02:46quite like yoko zuna before oh you're not kidding
02:54well thus far he is undefeated in the world wrestling federation yoko zuna meaning grand
02:59champion mr fuji bringing yoko zuna former sumo wrestler into the wwf he really has a combination
03:06of all the martial arts i think yoko should i can't say the same for rob but that's all right
03:14yoko should
03:15spend a little less time at the sushi bar a little more time in the salad bar miss well we'll
03:20see about
03:20that all that weight yoko zuna uses to his advantage here and as the macho man said he has thus
03:27far not
03:28even been knocked off his feet much less undefeated he hasn't seen his feet in quite some time that's a
03:34good point as well oh my god yeah yes take a look oh my this guy's got his own no
03:45fly zone
03:46no that's not right he doesn't even have a zipper you got to understand that
03:52take a look 505 pounds yoko zuna that's one big butted oriental vince uh in a matter of speaking
04:03yeah oh he's got an
04:08he's got an ass like an amphitheater whoo i heard that i heard that yeah this is monday night raw
04:13folks
04:14it's uncooked uncooked uncooked and uncensored yeah we are live from new york city look at that wedgie
04:25he's got going if you told me you weighed a thousand pounds i would tend to believe you
04:31he is all in the ring you can make fun of him all you want his opponents do not
04:37he's got his own gravitational pull let me tell you something he's going against a real tough guy
04:43in poker beware he doesn't have frankie with him i wonder if that'll be a factor yeah where is frankie
04:51yokozuma had a little snack before he came out that's what it would be a little snack to him
04:56hey vince don't regulations indicate that yokozuma should be wearing a bra
05:02not here in the world wrestling federation and certainly not on monday night raw anything of
05:08he can wrestle but he can't walk the beach i imagine this man could do almost anything he wants to
05:13do
05:13what you talking about yoko mr fuji bowing with a nod of approval and by the way yokozuna is headed
05:23to
05:23the royal rumble as you are as well macho man you bet and i bet you when you get him
05:27in the ring it's
05:28gonna be hard to put the 29 other guys in there too yeah not much room much less how are
05:33you gonna
05:33get a big man like that out look at this coco beware shoved back to the corner i've never seen
05:38coco
05:38beware thrown so easily before i'm thinking that he's gonna have to get up and uh make a better account
05:44for himself right now coco quite a competitor coco normally in tag team fashion joining owen hart
05:53is high energy oh look at that coco stay down yeah do yourself a favor babe no he's a fighter
05:59he's a
05:59fighter he'll get there unfortunately coco's tag team partner owen hart uh serving a bit of an injury
06:05at the hands of razor ramon recently razor ramon's going against fred hart for the world title little
06:11history there and later on as we stated we will have a special interview with the number one contender
06:17to meet fred hart at the royal rumble razer ramon but right now coco beware must figure out yokozuna
06:24if you're coco macho man what do you do obviously you don't try to power it's too late to leave
06:29the
06:29building and leave the arena and leave the state and leave the country because everybody's watching you
06:33live so you got it it's like trying to stop a battleship with a slingshot staggered him
06:42oh coco's hurt coco beware with a gallon effort a moment ago and you better watch it
06:53is that a foot drop i don't know what it is he can name anything he wants right there unbelievable
07:01apparently there's no japanese word for leftover vince i suppose not coco beware suffering the effect of
07:08that leg dropped by a 505 pounder just a moment ago come on ref get in there blatant choco coco
07:15back to
07:15the buckle and uh-oh wait a minute now yokozuna with a head of steam here he comes
07:27forget about it
07:32coco beware down on the canvas get up from there no please don't get up from there coco you better
07:38be moving out of the way coco there's about to be an earthquake here in new york city busting
07:50no my goodness record players just skipped and globed yes you could slide coco beware under the
07:58dressing room door right now
08:03yokozuna victorious with momentum he heads to the royal rumble one of the 30 participants in the over
08:08the top royal rumble the winner of which meets the champion whomever he may be the wwf champion at
08:15russellmania right now let's go back and take another look yokozuna but take a look at this all right rob
08:22what do you think i think if you just skip a few lunches we wouldn't need to do that headlock
08:27on
08:27hunger yeah that's the squashola yokozuna quite a performer on his way to sacramento california for the
08:36rumble on january 24th the crowd will shake the earth will rumble
08:44the royal rumble 30 superstar wrestlers at the wwf bang heads in a winner take all rumble 30 wrestlers
08:52one ring something's got to give and in a championship match breath to hit man heart
08:58puts his title on the line when he battles the ruthless razor ramon the royal rumble live sunday
09:04january 24th on pay-per-view we are back with more monday night raw and we're having a blast oh
09:16hello and if you didn't know this is monday night raw you're certainly can be reinforced with the
09:20little lady in the ring it tells you it is monday night raw uncut i'm glad i got x-ray
09:25vision
09:27uncensored and just a few moments we're going to take you to uh since bobby the brain is on the
09:31outside and apparently cannot make it in on the inside nonetheless for all you bobby the brain
09:35heenan fans let's take you to bobby the brain heenan via videotape he's picking up narcissus
09:42hey mr perfect i heard you're asking questions of the other wrestlers hey who is this guy
09:52narcissus what do you know about him is he truly beyond perfect is it possible for anyone to have those
10:00qualities superior to mine well let me answer your questions mr perfect comparing you to narcissus
10:09would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure now i know horse manure has its place in this world
10:18even perfect horse manure but perfect there is only room in this world for one human being
10:26that is truly anatomically perfect that is physically and mentally superior beyond imagination
10:36why rick flair and i both agree that michelangelo could not capture on canvas the stupendous qualities
10:43of narcissus he could not sculpt from marble the metamorphic qualities of narcissus why narcissus is so
10:52beyond perfect it's like he's from another galaxy so mr perfect when you see me unveil narcissus
11:01at the royal rumble you are going to think if you can that narcissus is from another world
11:12well i must say i'm looking forward to the unveiling of narcissus
11:17obviously the word brain is used loosely there vince i suppose he's on the outside and you're on the
11:24inside rob that says something and take a look at this tag team coming in
11:33nice pants all americans from the university of michigan they're getting ready for the royal
11:39ripple and they're going to give the beverly brothers what a tie team matchup that's going to be
11:46now who's the one with the headgear rick or scott
11:52macho oh let's see the one in the middle
11:56it's rick no i'm just kidding with you i'm kidding but i'm not joking i'll tell you what it's
12:02uh very easy to tell the steiners apart but how do you tell these executioners apart
12:08very very close to uh to the same size wait a minute who's that in the that's uh
12:14that's that goofy clown in the background if you see whoa yes what a maneuver by scott steiner
12:24the steiner brothers taking the wwf by storm in the tag team world
12:32tag team situation is heating up in the world wrestling
12:35i don't like him that's dork the clown that's dork what a name for a clown dork
12:44his name is doink it's doink nut but you could call him it could be dork it could very well
12:50be dork
12:50i like dork better dork yeah
12:56and rick steiner being set up now no nice reversal oh yes look at that power he shoved him right
13:02into
13:02the second rope whilst is lost his footing and everything nice maneuver on the part of the steiners
13:08got one word for mr steiner electrolysis
13:15you know if it wasn't that bartlett was sitting with us right now uh mcmahon i would think that he
13:20was one of the executioners well i don't know about that look at this oh my goodness oh boy don't
13:27you
13:27hate when that happens yeah rick steiner
13:31rick steiner the dog of sorts a pit bull and uh well i'll tell you what you know reading the
13:53new
13:59mitch ferrat is headed to the world wrestling federation from the buffalo bills on his way
14:06he claims the nfl is merely a stepping stone to the wwf you may have to face him one day
14:11macho oh my
14:12goodness after watching this match with the steiner brothers he may change his mind i doubt it i might
14:20change my mind yeah oh my that hurts instead of catching passage rock can very well be catching drop
14:30kicks one of these days look at this goddy steiner double underhook
14:37these guys are good yeah they could very well be the best given an opportunity
14:43just how good they are though when they face the beverly's at the rumble take a look at this now
14:48uh-oh what's gonna go don't try this at home kids
14:57here are your winners the spiner brothers scott and rick victorias and we take you back to the
15:08replay can we see that again the world's biggest bulldog headlock i've ever seen
15:13the world wrestling federation wait a minute now we understand sean moody's outside with some sort
15:21of commotion going on sean can you hear me take it uh yes vince i'm not quite sure what is
15:26going on
15:27apparently a security guard has detained a woman here excuse me excuse me excuse excuse excuse sir
15:34excuse me what seems to be the problem here and he's he's hosting your nephew and i'm supposed to see
15:39him yes you're rob hartlett's yes i'm i'm his aunt he's my nephew he's my yes i have to go
15:45in there
15:45and see him right i'm sure we can straighten this all out we could probably go into uh the wilp
15:49call
15:50wait wait a minute bobby heenan give me i thought i'd seen everything here in the world wrestling
15:56federation but i gotta the brain and drag this is ridiculous i gotta get in there i can't believe
16:01you i'll give you the earrings and everything if you want let me in i'll give you 50 bucks to
16:05do it
16:05i mean i gotta be in there this is wrong well ladies and gentlemen here he is razor ramon
16:35you're headed to the royal rumble this is the golden opportunity you've been waiting for
16:42meeting the hitman bret hart for the wwf championship are you ready you're less than two weeks away look at
16:51me man
16:52i was born ready chico and when you say golden opportunity
17:03that's got razor ramon written all over it i see but nonetheless uh you certainly will recall that
17:14it took the hitman bret hart eight and a half long years climbing the ladder of success
17:20to gain the momentum he has and you're sort of a johnny come lately if you pardon the expression
17:25hey look hitman eight and a half years chico you climb to the very very top you the main man
17:38in the wwf
17:41now say hello to razor ramon eight and a half months and i caught you i am numero uno all
17:57right you're
17:57the number one contender yes indeed the number one contender and if you're the number one contender and
18:04great competitor why did you do to owen hart what you did why jump it come on hey silencio
18:13he's uh he was the best wrestler around razor ramon obviously your father was a big influence
18:20everybody else your hitman squashing your little brother like a cockroach that was fun and you know what
18:34else there's nothing you can do about it
18:43not not not chico that you don't want to do nothing about it because you can't do nothing about it
18:53thank you very much for joining us right and hitman you know what else you can't do nothing about
19:04chico you can't do nothing about razor ramon taking your precious gold at the royal rumble
19:20it'll head your way ladies and gentlemen in less than two weeks sunday afternoon
19:27he's a bad guy
19:31razor ramon's talking pure garbage but let me tell you that's something that's pure gold the wwf and
19:37the red cross team up to put a headlock on hunger oh yeah and that's the madison square garden friday
19:43january the 29th and what a card mr perfect versus rick flair breton bam bam bigelow for the world
19:51wrestling federation title sean michaels versus backland for another title intercontinental title
19:57undertaker versus irs the macho man my favorite wrestler versus debiase
20:04we're gonna hear from uh native american and my people speak to the great spirit for blessings
20:11we the world wrestling federation appreciate your help for people that are less fortunate than us
20:17let's let's get a hold on headlock for hunger
20:20the following contest scheduled for one fall is for the intercontinental championship
20:30that's a tatanka by the way about to enter the ring is the challenger
20:34the name for buffalo right 138 pounds max moon here we go it's robo wrestler
20:43max moon quite a competitor this is a tremendous opportunity for max moon here from new york city
20:51where you could wear an outfit like that in the subway and not get a second look
20:55well he's got a chance to win the intercontinental title right now he certainly does macho man i never
21:01thought you'd have thought you'd be underdressed but next to this guy looks like bat masterson to me
21:06this man looks like the riverboat gambler oh my goodness
21:11here's a man who gambles all right in a very calculated manner sean michael
21:22we are live ladies and gentlemen from the manhattan center in new york city sean michael
21:37and you might say that sean michael has uh somewhat of an ego
21:47the ladies are concerned he's a legend in his own mind yes nonetheless thus far no one has been able
21:55to
21:55take away the intercontinental championship from sean michael's nice arm drag and you have to give
22:00this young man credit in terms of his athleticism he's a great act no doubt about it right and he
22:05knows it and he wants everyone else to know it don't forget folks coming up soon the wwf's version of
22:11the amy fisher story pin me starring the sensational sherry as amy vince mcmahon as joey buttafuco and bobby
22:20the brain heenan as mary joe i think he just did uh rebecca heenan out there didn't he in the
22:26streets
22:26i don't know about that i'm telling you she looked nice
22:31and to the ropes here max moon back up on his feet as well look at this a lunge back
22:36off the roof sean
22:37michaels now underneath the legs and oh nice maneuver by max moon another arm drag take down
22:44and these two competitors mean business here at the manhattan center and michael's takes a powder
22:52a little time to get himself together here and figure all this out he's on raw monday night raw
22:57right there and he's uncensored and uncut and uncooked sean michael thinks i have a little problem
23:04figuring out uh max moon i think moon might even be a shade quicker than sean michael so far that's
23:11true
23:12but time will tell will sean be part of that royal rumble there vince uh again just like the macho
23:18said time will tell oh yeah awesome right into the hammerlock nicely done thus far it seems to me
23:26max moon is sort of outclassing sean michaels this is where you can make a name for yourself real real
23:32real time stay tuned later on here folks live from new york city mayor david dinkins versus cardinal o'connor
23:44time permitting of course but wait a minute now we're told that uh
23:49we're gonna have to take a quick break we'll be right back as the match continues stay with us
23:56we are coming to you from new york city's manhattan center live it's monday night raw vince mcmahon
24:03with rob bartlett and the macho man randy savage in this matchup continues for the intercontinental
24:08championship max moon scoring up against sean michaels look at that what a match we're watching
24:13right here it's unbelievable it's fantastic you missed it during the break folks sean michaels pulled
24:18the knife stop it rob i'm sorry i'm sorry it's not that raw but it is uncut uncensored and uncooked
24:26as we can do what i remember by sean michaels a knife would have been nicer right there
24:32that was uncouth yeah definitely sean michaels will do anything to retain his wwf championship sean
24:39michaels headed to the royal rumble defeating the title if he is successful here against marty
24:44jennetti sensational sherry is scheduled to be at ringside but we don't know in whose corner
24:49she's going to be in maybe both corners yeah a little split personality thing going on there and
24:56possible she's the toughest one of the buns maybe by the way in this day and age of pardons wwf
25:02president jack tunney attempting to pardon mike tyson recently unable to do so but we understand mr tyson has a
25:08monitor and uh and a telephone and he's watching monday night raw hello hello thanks is that mike is
25:17that you yeah hi how you doing that's mike tyson yeah i'm here i'm i'm in solitary confinement you're
25:25where i'm in solitary confinement well we're here at monday night raw by myself i might add all right
25:32uh we used to have fun on dates but now you're making license plates isn't that right mike we're
25:38at two and almost the count of three we certainly hope mr tyson you're enjoying monday night raw oh
25:43this is nothing i see this kind of stuff in the mess hall every day well i don't know about
25:48that hey
25:48who's that on the screen now is that oprah winstrey uh no uh there's no telling what you're gonna see
25:54here on monday night raw that's uh doink doink and it looks like sean michaels is taking over on max
26:03moon mike by the way any new year's resolutions uh from you mr tyson no no just that i want
26:08to make
26:08sure i don't miss that royal rumble the tag team between deadly diana and fabulous fergie versus the
26:15prince brothers chuck and andy uh that's not this year's royal rumble mike that's next year oh oh he's
26:22nice this face this face has broken so many homes oh give me a break we said before he's stuck
26:30on
26:30himself that face makes me break wind i don't know about you geez mike what do they feed you there
26:40i'm gonna be in here for another six years although my uh manager mr king is gonna try to reduce
26:46the
26:47sentence to like 72 months it seems like he's been reducing your bank account
26:52whoa tall and almost a count of three i don't know about that either
26:59sean michaels the aggressor at the moment against max moon michaels wanting to head to the royal
27:08rumble to defend the title against his former tag team partner marty jennetti you have to wonder
27:14what factor if anyway here's another cover two and almost three
27:18what's sort of a factor sensational sherry will be in the matchup at the royal rumble absolutely
27:23and you know we got a lot of important people out here in the audience did you know that vince
27:27mcman you got tito landrum that's right tito landrum with the baltimore orioles is here and
27:32uh everybody that's anybody yeah uh-huh hey i got a question uh yes mike what do you call this
27:41thing
27:41he's doing to him there now like sort of reverse chip auger that's something that buster douglas
27:48didn't do to you in that uh one bad night yeah he tried i think that'll come in handy in
27:53the yard one
27:54of these days exactly hey listen you got uh you got a raw deal we'll tell you right there on
28:00monday
28:00night raw that you got a raw deal when uh you uh ended up where you are now some people
28:05say he did
28:07well what a maneuver there with max moon max moon trying to get look at that all the way over
28:12the top
28:12rope unbelievable there he's gone sean michaels may be history he disappeared look at this max moon
28:21was going to come out on him as well and michaels he does it whoa unbelievable maneuver on the part
28:28of
28:28max moon what a high risk maneuver that was max moon wants to be intercontinental champion and look at
28:34michael's back up marty jennetti might have to go after max moon at the royal rumble
28:41uppercut by max moon and michael's having his problems to the block off oh my goodness
28:49oh look out carefully you missed the dinky i beg your pardon uh something there we go
28:55has it been a cradle two and go so very very close
29:04when does max show his moment vince uh well i i he just did i i think in a matter
29:10of speaking
29:12max moon look at that salon kick right on the button that was a home run yeah
29:23john michael is turning it tied right back around now
29:29but look out this one's not over yet
29:33suplex nicely executed cover maybe against him oh history a valiant effort by max moon but john
29:42michaels is still the intercontinental champion
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30:52this royal rumble report brought to you by icopro the integrated conditioning programs let's face it
31:00you gotta want it we're two weeks out from the royal rumble sunday afternoon january 24th
31:064 p.m eastern time you can see it exclusively on pay-per-view cable tv hold on to your
31:13hats
31:14just announced wwf intercontinental champion sean michaels to defend against challenger marty
31:22janetti now the word is that sensational sherry will be at ringside but in whose corner
31:28let's see if these two gentlemen can shed some light on that subject you know nobody has been
31:36more undeserving of an intercontinental title shot than you marty janetti but being mr cool i'm gonna
31:44give you one anyway and everybody wants to know where's sherry gonna be whose corner is she gonna be
31:52in well i mean i haven't had a chance to talk to her but like any woman she's gonna be
31:59in the heartbreak
32:00kids corner you can count on that janetti royal rumble you're done january 24th the royal rumble
32:08i'm gonna call it marty janetti day because that's the day i'm gonna get everything i want
32:13i'm gonna capture the intercontinental championship and more than that i'm gonna end the career of you
32:18sean michaels and you talking about sherry being in your corner you know all about sherry well maybe
32:23you don't know sherry as well as you think you do remember sensational sherry will definitely be at
32:29ringside then 30 of the greatest superstars in the world wrestling federation in the 1993 edition of
32:37the royal rumble remember in this one it's every man for himself you initially start out with two men
32:43then add another man every two minutes thereafter and here they come last year's winner two-time world
32:51wrestling federation champion rick flair the undefeated native american tatanka tag team champion irs
33:01former world wrestling federation champion bob backland the king jerry lawler and this man mr perfect
33:11talking about having a good time talking about a smile on the face of mr perfect no it doesn't look
33:17out of place because the royal rumble is here an opportunity for mr perfect a guy who has no
33:25problems with anything because everything in my life is perfect and all the great athletes that enter
33:31the royal rumble no matter how big and how strong and how powerful and how smart you are one thing
33:37you're
33:38not and that's perfect more prominent names include the million dollar man ted dibiase from hawaii carush
33:48the model rick martell and 500 pound plus yokozuna who is standing by with his manager mr fuji
33:56yoshin look at my yokozuna in royal rumble no one can move my yokozuma no one can lift him up
34:10up his feet yokozuma 505 pounds will be the winner in the royal rumble and all 29 opponents will fall
34:21out
34:21one by one one one by one the winner oh yeah more names the macho man randy savage papa shango
34:32earthquake the berserker the undertaker representing puerto rico carlos colone watch these names just
34:42announced japanese superstar the great kenroo el natador tito santana one half of the natural disasters
34:53typhoon both head shrinkers samu and batu and this man mr usa himself hacksaw jim duggan
35:06hello hey folks it's royal rumble time hacksaw jim duggan's kind of match because if it moves
35:14you nail it no friend all foes out there i want to tell you folks one thing i'm not going
35:21to guarantee
35:21i win the match but i guarantee i'll give you 110 percent tough guy don't forget there's even more
35:29prestige in this year's royal rumble because the winner will have an opportunity to meet the world
35:35wrestling federation champion at wrestlemania 9 at caesar's palace in las vegas nevada speaking of the
35:43world wrestling federation champion in the main event at the royal rumble brett the hit bad heart
35:48meets razor ramon as you know the emotions between these two men are running at an incredible fever
35:56pitch we're just two weeks away don't get caught in the last minute shuffle contact your local cable
36:02company right now and join us exclusively on pay-per-view cable tv cinch them up for one of
36:10the year's biggest spectaculars sunday afternoon january 24th at 4 p.m it's the royal rumble
36:20there is no more room inside but the word is out these folks are lining up to get tickets for
36:25next
36:25week's monday night wwf rugs excuse me sure sure i just i just want to i just want to ask
36:31you a
36:31question are you getting your tickets for the line here get in line yes i got to get inside i
36:35got to
36:36see him i got the fact what's the problem i got to see my my nephew his name is ron
36:40bartlett you have
36:41a relation yes i'm uncle morty feldman he leaves me inside i got to go into your wife earlier uh
36:46wait a
36:47minute now i've got to go inside you might i have to he's got the tickets for me for the
36:50night for
36:51the raw on discount he's got the discount he's a good bagel he's a good boy wait a minute uncle
36:56marty you seem to be having a little problem here with your beard bobby heenan okay you know i gotta
37:01get inside i gotta i'll go to any links i gotta get inside i gotta get in there i got
37:07no please you
37:07understand i gotta get the roof fiddler the roof the roof there's gotta be a way in on the roof
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37:57there you go again the giant the mighty kamala this past weekend on the wwf network you might say that
38:04uh he saw the light thanks to reverend slick
38:08uh
38:41uh
38:42uh
38:42I'm not going to do it.
39:44The Ugandan giant still chasing his former manager, Harvey Rippelman and Kim Chi.
39:52And wait a minute, for whom the bell tolls.
39:56This guy looks like he got his hair cut during a power surge.
39:59From the wrong reaches of your mind, the 217th house, Demian DiMizco.
40:07Well, at least he's using his real name.
40:10From the outer reaches of your mind.
40:14That's no place to be from.
40:15And take a look, ladies and gentlemen, the phenom known as The Undertaker.
40:22Get your hair out of your face.
40:24You have such a pretty face.
40:26The Undertaker.
40:31We are live from New York City.
40:36And by the way, we'd like to thank the good folks over at WFAN Radio here in New York for
40:41allowing us to have Rob Bartlett here at ringside.
40:45We'd certainly would like to thank that media icon, Don Imus, winner of the prestigious Marconi Award and former governor
40:53of the state of Connecticut for today.
40:55For allowing Rob to be here with us.
40:56Who's the guy with the martini shaker, Vince?
40:58Well, you've been working with him for some time.
41:01You don't know who that is?
41:04Take a look.
41:05Who does he remind you of?
41:06That's Paul Bear from the famous Bear family.
41:09He could use an iron supplement.
41:11It looks a little pale.
41:13Well, there's not a whole lot of sun here in New York.
41:16All these tall buildings around and stuff.
41:19He's definitely earned the right to be The Undertaker's manager.
41:23Damien Domeno.
41:26Look at this.
41:28Right in the chops.
41:29A hard right in.
41:30Another one.
41:31Look at that.
41:32Right in the chops.
41:33Damien Domeno backing The Undertaker up.
41:36Has him rolling now.
41:37Off the rope and.
41:38Whoa!
41:39My.
41:39Oh, wow.
41:41Well, I guess we kind of reverse things there, at least momentarily.
41:45And Paul Bear certainly likes what he's saying.
41:47I think Paul's just thinking about going to a decaffeinated brand, Vince.
41:51He's doing very well for himself these days.
41:53Paul Bear is.
41:54And for that matter, so is The Undertaker, who likewise will join Randy Savage,
41:59Yokozuna, and a whole bunch of competitors competing in the Royal Rumble.
42:06Oh, my.
42:07In less than two weeks.
42:08Undertaker walking tall right there.
42:12He always walks tall.
42:15Domeno having his problems.
42:19Undertaker's all over Damien Domeno.
42:25Two big names in the Royal Wrestling Federation on Monday Night Raw going head-to-hand.
42:30Domeno to the buckle.
42:32That's far.
42:33Other than the shots Domeno got in earlier.
42:35Now things may just be reversed a bit.
42:37By the way, next week, ladies and gentlemen, here on Monday Night Raw, you'll want to join us and become
42:42you live again from the Manhattan Center.
42:44If you can't make it down here, we do invite you to tune in.
42:47Mr. Perfect will square off against Papa Shango and El Matador to meet Ric Flair.
42:54Plus, in a special interview, the reigning WWF champion, the Hitman himself, the Hitman Brett Haught will be here.
43:09You know, he wears those gloves so he doesn't get those dishpan hands.
43:14I don't think he's worried about that, but look out.
43:16Here it comes down.
43:18The Undertaker with the middle.
43:20Down with the tombstone.
43:22That could be it.
43:25Oh, my.
43:26Yes.
43:27Get the body bag.
43:33The Undertaker victorious.
43:37And again, we invite you to join us next week.
43:40Mr. Perfect here, El Matador, Ric Flair, Papa Shango, the Hitman Brett Hartley.
43:44By the way, yes, 101 in a steel cage matchup right here.
43:49Yes, next Monday night, Woody Allen squares off against Mia Farrah.
43:54Don't miss it next week right here.
43:59We're back with Doink, ladies and gentlemen, here on Monday Night Raw.
44:04And Doink likes to make children cry, not laugh.
44:07And Crush has warned you about that.
44:10He warned me about what?
44:12Making children cry.
44:15Hey, if they don't have a sense of humor, that's their problem.
44:18If I laugh, that's all that matters.
44:22So you're not going to heed the warning of Crush, then?
44:25Let me tell you, if he came out here right now, he would be crying, too.
44:29And I would be laughing.
44:31All right.
44:32Excuse me, Mr. Doink.
44:33I'd like for you to meet Crush.
44:35Pardon me, Crush.
44:39Who's laughing now?
44:40Hey, bro.
44:41Before you put your size 14 shoe and your size 20 mouth,
44:45you better look over both shoulders, bro.
44:47You got that?
44:49This was just a warning, bro.
44:51If I catch you touching anyone else,
44:54playing your stupid jokes that only you're laughing at on anyone else, bro,
44:58you just might be wearing a cast on both arms and both legs next time.
45:02You got that, brother?
45:04Yeah.
45:04Whoa.
45:06Whoa.
45:09Whoa.
45:11Whoa.
45:12Whoa.
45:13Whoa.
45:15Whoa.
45:15Whoa.
45:15Whoa.
45:15Whoa.
45:16Whoa.
45:16Whoa.
45:19Whoa.
45:27Whoa.
45:33Well, as you know, Bobby Heenan has been very persistent throughout the evening attempting
45:36to get inside.
45:38Well, I've got some good news for him.
45:40Excuse me.
45:40Bobby.
45:40Bobby Heenan.
45:42What?
45:43I just got word. You can go on up. You're welcome. Go. Yes, you're on the way.
45:47No, let him go. Let him go. Have a good time up there, Bobby.
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