00:00Ow! Are you popping a fucking tent over here? You fucking...
00:04Big hair's on here, too.
00:07Whoa!
00:08Lazlo.
00:09Dude, that was entirely out of context, bro.
00:12Jim, you find the Ink Slinger, sit on him.
00:15Lazlo here's gonna have a little cosmetic work done.
00:17No, please.
00:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, stay put, you lame-ass smart.
00:21Sure, kid.
00:22What?
00:25You're not gonna get me off Prince Albert, are you?
00:33Ah, you made me a pouty fucking hipster.
00:37Ah!
00:37Ugh!
00:39Ow!
00:40Are you popping a fucking tent over here, you fucking psycho?
00:44Come on.
00:45Ah!
00:46Ow!
00:47Oh, that looks purty.
00:50Here, let's get rid of this.
00:51Ah!
00:52Oh, my God.
00:54Papa Bear.
00:55What's Daddy number two?
00:57Are you gonna think about this?
00:58Ah!
00:59Let's not get him involved.
01:01Ah!
01:01Let's do!
01:03Are we gonna match?
01:05Ah!
01:08No!
01:09Don't!
01:10Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Stop!
01:19Ah!
01:23Now hold it.
01:25Ah!
01:31Look, are you gonna tell me what you're drawing, or is it a surprise?
01:34How about I draw those three little pubic hairs on here, too?
01:38Ah!
01:39Ah!
01:39There we go.
01:40Oh!
01:41Nice!
01:42You got, like, a camera phone or a mirror?
01:44Oh, yeah, I'll get you a mirror.
01:46Smash you over the head with it.
01:47What do you fuck this?
01:48Ah!
01:50Snip, snip.
01:51Oh, this is a real one-stop shop!
01:53You fucking asshole!
01:55I'm a celebrity!
01:56Ugh!
01:59Oh, no, that's my...
02:01That's my signature, my ponytail!
02:03Now I gotta get extensions!
02:04No, what you gotta get is my daughter, whenever she wants.
02:08I mean, it's your baby, but I'm not what I want to talk a little bit.
02:08I know you've been on camera, but not happy with this one.
02:08I love it.
02:08I'm not happy with this one.
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