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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With Biker Bad Boy Isode Shortfilm - Video
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00:00:04Today, baby, senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own, yeah.
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever, since like 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:27I've been in love with you.
00:01:29Sure, sure.
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe.
00:01:52Surprise, nerd!
00:01:55Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Yo!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:05Yo!
00:02:06Oh, my God. I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:09Watch out.
00:02:11I'm Beau Clement.
00:02:13Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:17I'm gonna come right out here.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:26In desperate need of anger management classes?
00:02:30Yeah!
00:02:33Yeah!
00:02:39Yeah!
00:02:40Yeah!
00:02:48Yeah!
00:02:51Yeah!
00:02:56Yeah!
00:02:59Yeah!
00:03:04Yeah!
00:03:15Yeah!
00:03:15Yeah!
00:03:29Yeah!
00:03:30Delight it!
00:03:31Delight it!
00:03:32Delight that right now!
00:03:34What?
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39Yeah!
00:03:41Yeah!
00:03:41Yeah!
00:03:41Yeah!
00:03:48Yeah!
00:03:54No!
00:03:55Yeah!
00:04:03Yeah!
00:04:09What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:19I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:40you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:04:58Do you need it?
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops.
00:05:26Hey, give those back.
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:42That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:04Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:38RIP nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Ow!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:48No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:23No!
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:34No!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:46Oh, look at you.
00:08:00No!
00:08:04No!
00:08:05No!
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy and...
00:08:20Now I'm called a slut.
00:08:22It...
00:08:22When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:38No!
00:08:44Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'm sorry.
00:08:49I'll do better next time.
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:53I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Oh, Clement.
00:08:56The biker cycle's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever!
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09We'll leave it!
00:09:10We'll leave them!
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:29I'm sorry.
00:09:32You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36I don't know what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:42you're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:56If me...
00:09:57You fucking thorn.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:19You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:25You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as war...
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:38You're gonna hit me.
00:10:40You're gonna hit me.
00:10:40Big man, though.
00:10:41Clement.
00:10:42You're gonna hit me.
00:10:46You're going to hit me...
00:10:48Oh, no!
00:10:55Oh, no!
00:10:56No!
00:10:56No!
00:11:19Oh my God.
00:11:28Phoebe, Phoebe, what the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me, come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please talk to me, stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus, fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:40What, what did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt your what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49It's a struggle.
00:13:50Yeah?
00:13:53Uh...
00:13:54Two for one deal, you get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59Come on!
00:14:05You touched me without my consent!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa!
00:14:10What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:29Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this-
00:14:49Good morning!
00:14:51You?
00:14:54Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:57Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:02Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:09So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:25What?
00:15:27What?
00:15:29What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:37Not you.
00:15:39What not?
00:15:55What?
00:15:58What?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:05What?
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:11Bo Clement.
00:16:12Go Clement.
00:16:14Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:16You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:19You both go down together.
00:16:22It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:25Hm.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:03Okay?
00:17:04Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for a deal?
00:17:12You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:32How's that for a change?
00:17:36Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Right job.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:50For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry.
00:17:54What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is...
00:17:58That is a miracle.
00:17:59Okay?
00:18:00Oh my god.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:07Body...
00:18:08Not exactly a fill-up.
00:18:10Oh my god.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:17Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:37Shut the hell up.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:49You know I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11I do.
00:19:12You delete the video.
00:19:13I make you irresistible.
00:19:14I make you irresistible.
00:19:16Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:34You've been shooting?
00:19:37Yeah.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40Oh, my God.
00:19:41You?
00:19:44Will you make me a de-
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49Yeah.
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:59Oh, my God.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:15I'm so in love with you.
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:48Not assholes on stupid face.
00:22:08Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's wicked cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:34You'll be at this.
00:22:34I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:21Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31The makeover starts now.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:44Oh.
00:23:52Oh.
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:27No, the movie's lied.
00:24:30You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Clichés are no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:36Come on.
00:24:46Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:22Here?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:27The Eldridge thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:40Yes!
00:25:42Great.
00:25:43Um, now leave.
00:25:44I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:46Go.
00:25:54Bro.
00:25:55You're still there?
00:25:59You're still there?
00:26:09Well, I'll be there.
00:26:13Now, don't you say I was...
00:26:30Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31I thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:57Shit.
00:26:58I guess I hate pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:05Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:17Breathe. Don't faint. Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30Unbelievable.
00:27:31You too. You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair. Face. Suit.
00:27:37The teeth. All of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh. Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:51So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:57Cause that's the perks of being a Swamp Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life saving certified.
00:28:12Oh my god, Phoe.
00:28:14I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:17I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well. St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max! Stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy in little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:13No!
00:29:20You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:27You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:37Would you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:11You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:16I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldritch winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:41Get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:00I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:25Her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit!
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh God.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:18Word.
00:32:19Oh jeez.
00:32:21Oh my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the...
00:32:28I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:34Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Oh, great.
00:32:44Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:05And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kinda don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:20Ooh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:27For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:43Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa!
00:33:59Whoa! Easy there.
00:34:00Ew!
00:34:01You okay, Phoebe?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16How about Phoebe?
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No!
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:34:37Shit!
00:34:38My dress!
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:50You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:34:59I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey!
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot!
00:35:34Dumbass!
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41So stupid!
00:35:42Stupid!
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee! Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What...
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me.
00:37:09Touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:25I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:34I'm not getting excited.
00:37:42I'm not getting excited.
00:37:42At this point . . . .
00:37:43No. . . .
00:37:46No. . . .
00:37:47No. . . .
00:37:49No. . . .
00:38:00No. . .
00:38:03you think a little striptease is gonna undo me that's it's very cute very virgin of you
00:38:27i dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back
00:38:59i am no chicken shit
00:39:03then go on try me
00:39:10i'm done i'm standing in the fire
00:39:13now you don't know my fear you don't write my down follow me i've got something special planned
00:39:24follow me i've got something special planned for you that's mrs aldridge's 40s
00:39:31shh come on come on
00:39:40my husband's talking to the saint vincent principal we have 20 minutes
00:39:50you're mine now don't touch me
00:39:58oh
00:40:05saw that in the bedroom yeah makes sense
00:40:14yes baby right there
00:40:40i don't think i can face mrs eldridge anymore the woman that gave me my lab grant her
00:40:45mom's are gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:04stay still phoebe i paid you
00:41:13you said you weren't gonna get excited but i've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:20haha
00:41:23liar
00:41:25loser
00:41:31you naughty naughty boy
00:41:49no no Phoebe why not you're not yourself you're drunk no I'm not
00:42:03okay hold on hold on what are you doing I'm getting us out of here now put your arms around
00:42:14my neck
00:42:20do it nerd hurry up would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:35so grab me and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:55you should let your husband know that these walls are too big
00:43:10oh I didn't get to say thank you for not taking don't just just don't thank me
00:43:21Phoebe hey I've been looking all over for you
00:43:27are you okay
00:43:31come on Phoebs let's go come here come on
00:43:45oh okay on three we drenched the ugly ducking this will go viral
00:43:54let's just see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:57oh hell no
00:44:17oh my god what is that it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:32fun chemistry fact the stench that's ammonia meaning you're essentially covered in piss
00:44:40pissing Max
00:44:43mad stinky Max
00:44:45oh my god well that's like kind of nice
00:45:17hey Phoebs hey Phoebs need a ride home
00:45:27um yeah sure
00:45:38dude you know it's first come first
00:45:49serve
00:45:50hop here I'll take you
00:45:54oh my god they were waiting for me that's so sweet you have no idea what they had
00:46:01I got to go and then it was cold and then it was a cold shower and I was like
00:46:08I've never
00:46:08been taking a cold shower in my life do we have one just drive
00:46:20I was the one who tripped Lana you stink
00:46:30wait that was you
00:46:34what the fuck is this day
00:46:37oh fuck they're both gonna pay for this
00:46:55peace areaвеbs
00:46:56you look amazing dang girl
00:46:58you were such a badass at the winter ball
00:47:03There she is, and your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl? Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really? You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pull to ourselves. You should swing by. Wear a swimsuit. Something cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:53Go off, please. Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:58I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands. You get who I am?
00:48:19Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:22Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:45Um...
00:48:47Feel not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49I'll show up.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:07I got the knife.
00:49:11That's what I was like.
00:49:13And this could be our little secret.
00:49:22I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
00:49:52Oh, yo, I want Phoebe, you saw that
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won, that's good for you
00:50:04The real winner is a guy against a girl
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:23Good race, good race, man.
00:50:24You crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:46I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09Anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize,
00:51:31I guess just forget about it.
00:51:46Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:58You are gonna.
00:52:04You are gonna...
00:52:11Tutor me.
00:52:16That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring, you'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:50I'm one of those...
00:52:53all I'm on top of notes.
00:52:56It's... it's not a thing.
00:52:59Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash, from them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:14Miss Phillips.
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore. No clue.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So, it starts like this.
00:53:56The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:02In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution,
00:54:05there are how many million dollars
00:54:06are placed to a...
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:24Are you sure you've had a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Stay.
00:54:53I need to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:12But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way,
00:55:19I always come out and talk.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:36Fine.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to gas.
00:56:06hmm
00:56:08now now
00:56:10be a good girl
00:56:29oops
00:56:36you wanna find out what i do to a brat
00:56:39hmm
00:56:51how old are you at work?
00:56:54or do you also fight?
00:57:01a bad boy
00:57:03licks
00:57:04whoops
00:57:05and he always bites
00:57:13but i'm trying to be good
00:57:15once in my life
00:57:18miss phillips
00:57:22just remember
00:57:24next time i'm not gonna hold back
00:57:26go
00:57:53i was watching
00:57:55the music
00:59:26Gotcha.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A or A for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking two!
01:00:47Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch.
01:01:00It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the straw shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:07All right.
01:01:36She doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy revenge day, nerd.
01:01:58What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, magic?
01:02:13You're not in this class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:25Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:33Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:42I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:43I don't know.
01:02:47Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle a sort.
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:04Absolute inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You just stay focused.
01:03:10Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, for gifts, for anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones are in your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my parents...
01:04:05is to die for.
01:04:23To be continued...
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:04:57Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:10And you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clements.
01:05:24Get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:32What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43The fuck did you just say?
01:05:46Well...
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:53Beau, go to the principal's office now!
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:49You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03And...
01:07:04And capital A amazing.
01:07:08My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect!
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:44You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47Look, you don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh, don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lie for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship, too.
01:08:14Don't.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Whoa, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:33What are you going to do?
01:08:35I will call the plea.
01:08:39You stupid assignment?
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade?
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:09But you!
01:09:11God, I hate bullies!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about you.
01:09:42And no makeover can change that.
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash.
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:55Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me, but you pretending not to cure me
01:10:13at all, that's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah, I am fragile, and you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:43I guess we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59I am fragile, and you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babes?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sir, are you okay?
01:11:23Alright, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:32Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry?
01:11:44You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know?
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:13Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19No.
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You aren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've noticed you full.
01:12:31I actually lived.
01:12:35Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:50Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the air.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:18Please!
01:13:21Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:35Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:44No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She!
01:13:58Fucking!
01:14:00Suck!
01:14:01No!
01:14:04Are you okay?
01:14:07I was so scared!
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit?
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:28I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:36I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49...
01:14:49I'm an asshole!
01:14:50Asshole!
01:14:52I'm an asshole!
01:15:02As two.
01:15:06total
01:15:09Rymant
01:15:11Okay, in, out.
01:15:17I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my brain.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid.
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:33You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:36And you fought back.
01:15:37You bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:39You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:53You saved me, Pho.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:18You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Die to school.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38you ready for a ride sit tight
01:17:06me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement showing up every time I fall apart
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you
01:17:48do you want to have sex?
01:18:31you got condoms
01:18:34yeah, I'm always packing, pun intended
01:19:10wait
01:19:14wait
01:19:19I'm a little nervous
01:19:22so I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:24yeah
01:19:27yeah, yeah, absolutely, no rush
01:19:46this is it, baby, the moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this
01:19:53oh my god, you're actually in her room and she's taking a shower
01:19:59my god
01:20:04what the hell
01:20:14go beat
01:20:22Hey, there's something important I need to tell you first what is it I need a shower to the showers
01:20:33all yours stupid
01:20:49Oh
01:21:10Stupid
01:21:16No!
01:21:32Oh shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it. And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:44I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54What's your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:11Let's do it.
01:23:14Come back in, Beau.
01:23:26It's been so beautiful now.
01:23:27I can't take a really long shot of this.
01:23:27You lose a little bit, I can't take a really long shot in the middle.
01:23:30But you see here, with the lights, you see the lights, you see the lights, you see the lights, you
01:23:31see the lights, you see the lights, you see the lights.
01:23:46Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy pup.
01:24:28And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:34And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:44Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me when I was drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You feel so stupid.
01:25:35No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:50And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:09All right.
01:26:10What happened?
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:15And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Come in!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:22It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:27What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37Fucking say that again.
01:26:39You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you...
01:26:42try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Oh, it didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honda, don't believe it.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:17Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:24I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28I'm a reason...
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:31It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:51You three thought you were slick.
01:27:53Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:03You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16Oh, shit.
01:28:19That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic, AM!
01:28:24Ah!
01:28:32Chopped up, ladies.
01:28:40Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:00Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:03Oh, shit.
01:29:04Oh, shit.
01:29:07Oh, shit.
01:29:11Oh, shit.
01:29:15Oh, shit.
01:29:16Oh, shit.
01:29:17Oh, shit.
01:29:18Oh, shit.
01:29:18Oh, shit.
01:29:18Oh, shit.
01:29:18Oh, shit.
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