00:01Last night I met this girl called Emily felt like time stood still
00:09Oh no no what are you saying no fault
00:12So what are you seeing here again? Don't know I don't miss you see it
00:17Won't send. He's missing a digit. Do you mean he's missing a digit? He's not funny
00:25Good morning. I'm looking for a student. Emily?
00:28She's funny, smart, drinks beer, bottles, her ears about ew
00:33You've got two seconds to leave before I call security all right? Yeah okay all right
00:39You have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness
00:45What are you doing? I'm looking for this girl called Emily
00:48He's the case study I've been waiting for he's my very own Stanford prison experiment
00:53I'll help you find her. Why would you want to do that?
00:59She said she was going to a party on canal street. All right, mate. I'm looking for information
01:04Wombs, if I get you 20 quid
01:06Can I have a try? I didn't get any information
01:09But I got us three drinks
01:11Let's do it
01:12I've got an idea
01:13I'm gonna send an email to every Emily at the university
01:17Ask the question all the she knows
01:19Evening ladies
01:20Oh, yeah, yeah, it's yeah, I'm pulling me that Emily's
01:24Yeah, yeah
01:26I'm not really sure what's happening, but I'm getting like a load of emails
01:29Hey Emily, please tell me you bcc'd
01:32I don't know what a bcc is
01:34So you've just created a chat room with 318 Emily's
01:37Are straight people okay?
01:39Question wrong
01:43I need to talk about this email dude
01:45Is he a sexy pest or a sex pest?
01:48Who cares?
01:50This is a culture of toxic masculinity
01:53We are Emily!
01:56I know my brother, he'll be in a field somewhere being all melodramatic
02:01What did I tell you? Probably write a song about it
02:05What if I misread this whole situation?
02:07You're gonna find someone who gets you
02:11Please don't make me laugh
02:12I didn't know I could
02:15If Emily's listening, what do you want to say?
02:17Well, I wrote her a song
02:20We're getting the song! We're getting the song!
02:24Sing it
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