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adorocinema
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00:00I guess you weren't expecting it.
00:05What the hell is going on?
00:07We have now reached the junction.
00:09Well, I guess the surgery didn't go so well.
00:16You've passed away, Larry.
00:18Who are you?
00:19I'm Anna. I'm your afterlife coordinator.
00:21That's not a job.
00:23And this is the junction.
00:25Where you choose one place to spend eternity.
00:27Do you hate clothes?
00:29And who to spend it with?
00:31Joan! Joan!
00:33I was in bed and then I...
00:34You look amazing.
00:35I have shocking news.
00:36You did.
00:38Yeah, how'd you know?
00:39It took him forever to figure that out.
00:42Excuse me.
00:42I've been waiting for this golden goose for 67 years.
00:45It's a lot to absorb, so I highly recommend just taking a deep breath in and out.
00:50Just breathe out.
00:55I never dreamt you this clearly.
00:57You're exactly how I dreamt you.
01:00Oh, no.
01:02Who's this guy?
01:03First husband.
01:04He died in a war.
01:05Joan, are you alright?
01:06Honey.
01:09I know this is a lot, but don't worry.
01:11I've been doing the research.
01:12Larry!
01:13What do you mean, Larry?
01:14We were together a week ago.
01:15Well, a lot has happened in a week.
01:17You died.
01:17I died, I just been reunited with both of my dead husbands, and I have to pick where
01:22to spend eternity.
01:23I feel good.
01:25You've waited 67 years.
01:29When eternity's on the line, it seems like nothing.
01:31It's a good opener.
01:33You're a lurker, pal.
01:34You're waiting beyond to spoil a half a century of marriage.
01:37It's not a competition.
01:38Yes, it is.
01:40Sweetheart, it is 100% for sure a competition.
01:42It is, in fact, a competition.
01:43That's literally what we're here for.
01:46I wanted you to have a life, but I wanted us to have a chance to have one, too.
01:51That is so romantic.
01:52I can be romantic.
01:54I don't care where we end up, just as long as we're together.
01:59You're going to have to remind her of why she fell in love with you.
02:03Knowing you're happy makes me happy.
02:07Eternity is a long time to have regrets.
02:10So, have you chosen your eternity?
02:19Eternity?
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